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Weddings are memorable occasions, this is the time where family and friends gather in support of the couple that is wedding. It should be celebrated in more ways than one, instead of making wedding all about giving the bride away to her new family and saying fare-well to the once single man, it should be fun. Instead of going for the boring obvious wedding wishes, why not mix it up with a little humor. Make the couple laugh as they read through the message you are sending to them. Here are some messages that will definitely put a smile on their faces, a message to remind them that all work and no play, makes a wedding a very sad and obvious occasion:

Funny Wedding Congratulations Messages

• Love is beautiful when found. It’s lovely when well understood. Get ready to be Johnny Bravo. No matter how you try to impress her, your back will always be kicked. Happy married life, buddy.
• Congratulations on embarking on this life journey of togetherness that’s called marriage. Remember not to go to bed pants and be ready for all that come with at night. Congrats on your wedding.
• From the bottom of your heart, accept your life sentence. There is no prison break, even Scofield won’t be able to break you out. Enjoy your Wedding and I wish you a happy marriage.
• Well, now it’s the beginning of the end for you. No more beers, no more night out with the guys but at least you have a loving wife. Congrats!
• I’m so glad that you are getting married first. Now you can tell me everything on what not to do that way my marriage will be forever happy.
• Keep flirting with your husband for making your dreams true. Wishing you a lovely wedding.

• You know what! It’s time for us to get crazy. This is your last night as a single man. You are tying the knot. Once that knot is tied, you don’t get to untie it and you trip over your shoes. Wooooo!!!
• I have no idea what to expect but if you never talk to me again because you got married, I will never be your friend again. Don’t disappear! We need you! We love you! Congrats my friend.
• Husbands normally considered they are the heroes of their wives but reality is they are the heroes of their girlfriends. Fasten him your saree. I wish you a happy married life.
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• I never want you to forget all the fun we had. You need to tell your kids in the future all the wonderful lessons we learned from all the hangovers and nights we can’t remember. It makes sense that you end this. It’s not very healthy. Good luck my friend.
• I don’t know many people who are happy in their marriage. I hope to god that you will conquer marriage like Genghis Khan conquered Asia. You are made to conquer this. If not, well, we knew you well.
• And now, we will never hang out ever again because married life is hurried life. We will miss you. We will keep your chair empty in your honor. To our comrade, a successful and married man. Enjoy!

• I’m sorry my good friend, it’s too late to run, you’re caught in this trap already. No more night parties, no more strange phone calls, no more secrets. Enjoy your beautiful home. Happy married life.
• Congratulations my friend, hope this matrimony teaches you how to admit and shut up when you are wrong. I’ve been looking for a good platform to say this. 🙂 Happy married life.
• Congratulations my little brother, thank God for your life. You are finally going to be responsible, it’s indeed a new chapter in your life, write the story well. Happy married life.
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• Happy married life my son, if you toy with that beautiful woman you just married, I’m gonna whoop you really hard. You are still my son anyway. Congratulations for the new couple.
• Can’t believe that a great wise hunter like you can get hunted. 🙂 Thank God for the young girls in the community, now they can walk freely. Heheheh. Happy married life naughty friend.
• Thank God you got married at last, maybe this will help you get rid of your laziness, because you’ll have to wash his dirty clothes and prepare his meal before he comes back from work. Happy married life. Winks.

• Congratulations on your wedding, remember that as you see him smile today, you’ll one day see him frown, yell and scream at you. Be ready. J Enjoy your conjugal bliss and stay out of trouble.
• I wish you a nice marriage my dear friend. It is like a beautiful entry into a maze without a point of exit. You have to enjoy every bit of the turns even though it has no end. Happy married life.
• The best day in most people’s life is on their wedding day and the worst day in most people’s life is every day in marriage. 🙂 I hope you’ll be happy every day in your marriage. Happy married life.
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• As happy as you are my friend, remember, one of the best gifts life can give is a wife, also, one of the worst gifts of life is a wife too, depending on whether the wife is good or not.
• The fairy tale about marriage is that the secret to achieving this phrase ‘happy forever after’ has been kept secret for long. 🙂 Happy married life. I hope you’ll find the secret and enjoy every day in your home.
• Happy married life buddy, I can vividly see that you both are madly in love with each other, remember you’ll one day be mad at each other and you’ll perhaps throw stuffs. 🙂 Enjoy your new home.

• Now my two ears can rest from the kind of noises you always make in my room because you can’t do it at your parent’s home. Thank God you have your own home, I hope you won’t disturb your neighbors. 🙂 Happy married life.
• Congratulations to the beautiful bride and the handsome groom. Hope you won’t say it soon, “we were in a hurry to get married”. 🙂
• Marriage is an institution where everything about it is expensive. Expensive ring, expensive ceremony, expensive home, expensive food because you’re not the only one eating it. Happy expensive life my friend. 🙂
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• I once overheard your newly wedded wife’s friends when they tell her to tie you down, but I said to myself my friend is smart, no one can tie him down. But now I must run for my life because you are smarter than me. Happy married life man, I’m outta here.
• Congratulations on your success, at last, the hunter got the hunted duck. Wishing you a very happy married life ahead.
• Many congratulations to you my friend for adopting an overgrown male child, now it’s your responsibility to handle him throughout the life. Wishing you a very happy marriage.

• Most welcome in the public washroom of marriage, now you are in the queue of those who are desperate to come out. Have a wonderful married life.
• Finally, two lovers tie the knot and their love story put a step into the wrestling ring. Wishing you a great happy married life.
• To a wonderful son whom I’m gonna be free from his trouble, happy married life. Give me a grandchild soon or else I’m gonna tie you down till you get it done, got that. Good!. Enjoy your home.
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• Congratulations buddy. I hope you have married the right woman, because if not you gotta blend to whatever you meet in your new home. Enjoy your home and keep blending. Winks.
• I just hope you have made a good choice in your marriage. If yes you are complete, if no you are finished completely. But I know you have made a good choice. Congratulations to you.
• Better to close your eyes, senses, and be deaf because you have entered into the fancy world of marriage where you have to daily fight and love. Good luck and Congrats.
• Enjoy today as much as you can, after that, the enjoyments and carefree life are going to be demolished. Have a great wedding life.

• Jumping from a running train is easier than standing by the married life. I wish you all the best for your life. Have a wonderful married life.
• Marriage – a temporary period of happiness then it becomes complicated because you have seen the dream of fairy and you find a phantom. Good Luck! Enjoy your time
• Happy Married Life – always keep your wife happy if you want a long happy healthy life.
• Finally, time is over, you have enjoyed loads of fun on your bed before marriage now get ready for the squabble with your partner. Happy Marriage!
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• Marriage, a tedious life of slavery and assent. Bring your mind back to the earth from the seventh sky and enjoy the tough life. Have a great wedding my friend.
• The secret of successful marriage is still a secret. Make your married life successful in order to disclose the secret and be an example to the world. Have a joyous wedding.
• Welcome to the world of emotional psychodrama and enjoy being a participant of this session. Have a great wedding.

• Bear a single man all time is really a tough job. I wish you all the best and have a lovely wedding.
• Your social networking status can be ‘Married’, but the real life status is ‘Available’. Have a wonderful wedding!
• Being married is like making deals of love with many for the cynicism of one. Have a wonderful wedding.
• Admit when you are wrong and keep your mouth shut when you are right if you really want to make your wedding life happy.
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• Marriage is like walking in the park of senseless animals and consider yourself Jurassic king if you have a bit sense. Anyways happy Married Life.
• Marriage – the lone warfare where you have to sleep with your enemy and next day you have to talk happily without caring how much you were disturbed last time. Good luck. Happy Marriage.
• After wedding, exclude the word of ‘I don’t’ from your life’s dictionary. Just bow your head down and keep saying ‘I do’ when you call for a work. Congratulations on your marriage.

• The only person in the world – your partner who tolerates your annoying relatives, sees your worst time, smells your morning breath and your bad habits but still loves you a lot more than anyone. Wishing you wonderful wedding.
• To the frog that turned into a handsome prince for this magnificent bride, I wish you guys all the best as you tie the knot. I hope you make lots of cute little babies and a whole lot of memories together. Cheers.
• This must be the most romantic day for both of you; I hope it turns out to be all you hoped for and more. Remember days like these really drain those bank accounts so have fun while the day is still young.
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• Days like these fill me with so much joy and mercy; I can’t believe you get to be together forever, entwined like two peas in a pod. I hope you have a great time as you celebrate the prison you are locking yourself into. You chose your prison mate wisely, don’t worry.
• Weddings are the unions that bind man and woman for all eternity, before you got married, you were madly in love with each other, you still are, now your limits will be tested when you get mad at each other, have a hearty wedding dearies, the fighting part is what makes it all worth it.
• Love can be sweet and it still can be bitter, I hope you won’t find out what lays in between, cheers to the good and ugly times. I am really happy for you.

• Congratulations to the bride, you turned this boy into a fine man, I hope he makes you as happy as you make him, or else we will all have to do something about it. Congratulations guys.
• As you get married today, I hope all the good times you had stick with you, when the kids start popping out, that is when you know you are really married (just kidding) have a great time loves. I hope you find happiness in all your days together.
• In life, it is always good to keep our eyes open, but when you get married, I hope you find the courage to keep them shut. Have a hearty day my dears. We love you.
• When you marry, you not only accept each other, but you accept the baggage that comes with your better half. I hope you have the courage to carry all the baggage (mother-in-law). Cheers lads.
• This is the time of your life. You are going to lock down to one woman. Is marriage really marriage? Or is it a way to lock a man? You let me know if anything we will break you out!
• Congrats on getting married! You two are now forever entwined with some of the craziest moments. You are going to get fat together, complain and be happy. Awesome!
• This is what I have to say to you. You are a very brave soul who will endure the marriage life and become better than all of us. Godspeed my friend. We got your back.
• If that girl ever does you wrong, we would get the lawyers armed and ready. All jokes aside, congrats my friend. You are one lucky man.
• I need to believe that what you are doing is for the betterment of all of us, because I think you have absolutely lost your mind. Well, before you get married, we have to have one last night Hangover style. Let’s make this the most epic night ever.
• Congrats my friend. You are daring to go where most men don’t dare to go. We think you are crazy but we still love you!
• Happy married life to my dear friend who is a gentleman at home and a troublesome man away from home. Hope your marriage will entrap your troubles. 🙂 Enjoy your home buddy.
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• It’s a bachelor party. Do bachelor parties get crazy? You bet it does as we get to enjoy a wild night before you finally call it quits. All jokes aside, congrats man. I’ll bring plenty of girls for the both of us.
• What you see now is not what you are likely to see in 10years, so no matter how tough things get, remember your vows, those you said on this beautiful day.
• For better and don’t forget for worse, you are one, so don’t be too mean with your toys. Have a beautiful and everlasting marriage. (Emphasis on the everlasting)
• Together forever, that means through all the crap, through all the good times and oh! Through all the bills, love you guys, have a great day on your wedding.
• I can’t believe you finally settled down, for a minute there I lost hope (just kidding) I hope you make each other’s, happy, glad and oh! Very satisfied. #wink.

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For as long as you can remember, your best friend has been your rock. Whether she's been by your side basically since day one, or you met along the way, she's gone through the ups and downs of life with you. You've had your fights, your apologies, and your epic late night dance parties. You've tried new foods and drinks together, and shared clothes and jewelry. Your friendship has sustained curveballs, friend group drama, and sucky jobs. And now, your friendship is experiencing another major moment: your BFF's wedding day. As much as you're extremely excited to celebrate, you're probably also feeling like it's the most hectic time ever — because it basically is. As her BFF, you want to make sure her day is a perfect fairy tale — right down to all of the Instagram captions for best friend's wedding day.

It sounds silly, but when you're dealing with a day that's this important, you want to make sure everything goes smoothly. Needless to say, when you've finally got a moment to breathe between adjusting your bestie's train and talking to the guests, don't forget to post a few pics with the happy couple. These wedding day captions are fit for a best friend.

1. "Here's to love and laughter and happily ever after." — Unknown

2."Hand in hand, heart to heart, on this day your adventure starts." — Unknown

3. "He stole her heart, now she's stealing his last name." — Unknown

4."Nothing fancy, just love." — Unknown

5. "Love is meant to be an adventure." — Gordon B. Hinckley

6."As endless as the ocean, as timeless as the tides." — Unknown

7. "My best friend is a bride!" — Unknown

8. "Together is a beautiful place to be." — Unknown

9."Once in a lifetime, you meet someone who changes everything." — Unknown

10. "The hangover only lasts a day, but the memories last a lifetime." — Unknown

11."When 'yes' means 'forever'." — Unknown

12."The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." — Audrey Hepburn

13."It's been an emotional day. Even the cake is in tiers." — Unknown

14."Live for the moments you can't put into words." — Kid Rock

15."And so the adventure begins." — Unknown

16. "They've decided on forever." — Unknown

17. "Two less fish in the sea." — Unknown

18."'How do you spell love?' said Piglet. 'You don't spell it, you feel it,' said Pooh." — Winnie the Pooh

19."To have and to hold." — Unknown

20."If her SO thinks this means less BFF-time, he's wrong." — Unknown

21."Let all that you do be done in love." — 1 Corinthians 16:14

22."It's not what we have in our life, but who we have in our life that counts." — J.M. Laurence

23."Friends by heart and sisters by soul." — Unknown

24."Pop the champagne, she's changing her last name." — Unknown

25."You're the 'she' to my 'nanigans.'" — Unknown

26."Being happy never goes out of style." — Lilly Pulitzer

27."They go together like cupcakes and frosting." — Unknown

28. "Bride squad." — Unknown

29. "Bridesmaid for a day, best friend for life." — Unknown

30."People come and people go. The best will stay." — Unknown

31."A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you." — Unknown

32. "Thanks for being my unbiological sister." — Unknown

33."Confetti here, champagne there, love everywhere." — Unknown

34."May your life together be full of love and may your love be full of life." — Unknown

I can’t survive without my best friend; I know I am not the only person who shares such sentiments. They are the extra sibling we get to choose, and they are indeed the people who get to know us best. Being there for your friend during a relationship is important but what’s more important is being there whenever they need you. During your best friend’s wedding I am sure they need you more than they need anyone else there. You are a part of them and sharing this day with you means as much to them as it will mean to them. So pick one of the messages here below and show your best friend how far you are willing to go for them:

Wedding Congratulations Messages for Best Friend

• You are my lucky charm best friend and that is why I am super happy you found the love of your life, I hope marriage will give you something to always smile about.
• Today I don’t lose a best friend, I gain a new one, I hope you enjoy everything that marriage throws at you best friend, you have my love and support. Wish a lot of happy years together!
• There is nothing so beautiful and amazing to take up responsibilities. May all your dreams come true for this great step of life. May God bless your home and give you peace. Happy married life.
• Amazing wedding congratulations to you my most stubborn and best friend. Today I stand by you to take a step of endless love. I wish you are happy wedding. Stay blessed.
• It takes two to tangle, fall in love and be there for each other, luckily for you it took three, I am glad I get to see my best friend marrying the love of her life.

• It’s a beautiful day for a couple as special as you; I wish you an amazing marriage life with little children of your own. I will always be here for you best friend, no matter what. Congratulations!
• Congratulations!! On your special wedding event today. My wish is that, your love for each other shall never quench. May your marriage home be a blessing and fruitful. Have a spectacular life together!
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• May your Flames grow bigger and stronger for the rest of your days together. May every day of your marriage being you happiness as you met each other. Happy Wedding Friend.
• As I say my congratulations in finally agreeing to settle down with the woman of your dreams. Congrats on your wedding best friend.
• I say goodbye to having you all to myself and hello to making new moments and memories with your family, congratulations on your wedding best friend.

• Hey boy! I thought you told me that you are not going to get married. So, I had to part ways with girlfriend. Now there you are, looking so handsome. Just a happy marriage life wish.
• Can’t believe you’re getting married to the most beautiful woman on earth. Damn! Man is not hot is the song I dedicate to your wedding. Happy wedding my friend and enjoy your new home.
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• I don’t know how I will ever survive without you best friend, but I will try, I hope your wedding turns out as you’ve always dreamed of.
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• I am glad to not only be a witness at your wedding but as your best friend, wishing you the most amazing time as you tie the knot. Good luck in marriage!
• Wishing you all the happiness and blissful married life my sweet friend. Don’t forget to let love, trust, understanding and respect to be the Pillars of your lives. Congratulations! My best friend.

• On your first day of new life, just keep up the smiles because you have gotten the best woman to brighten up your day and make you a happy home. Have a happy Married life.
• A journey for two hearts madly in love with each other. This road will have sharp curves, potholes, rumps and others. Patience is the best driver you need. Relax and enjoy your happy Marriage life.
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• I can never replace you, I will accommodate you and your new family, and you will always be more than a best friend to me. Congratulations on your wedding.
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• I was with you from the first day we met best friend, and I will always be here to the end, wishing you a lasting and successful marriage, I love you.
• I could see how you both made each other feel I knew you’d eventually get married, have the most amazing wedding of them all, best friend.

• Don’t be scare of family life because it’s the best thing you can have in life. A beautiful life together with a beautiful wife and kids. What a blessing. May you have a fruitful marriage.
• Your message has been carried across my best friend. This special day reminds me am not getting any younger. Thanks for the awareness and the challenge. I wish you a happy Marriage life and enough love.
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• Congratulations my best of friends. My warmest heart wishes and love from me to you on this special day of Union Day. May the Good Lord Bless your marriage and fill it with endless love.
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• I was a bit jealous at first but I knew you were in love when you started cancelling our plans for the new ones you had together. Enjoy your wedding day.
• I will never let you get bored, even though now you’re marrying your other best friend, I will always disturb you. Congrats on your wedding day.

Funny Wedding Wishes for Best Friend

• I cannot be happier for you because you single-handedly sold out your freedom on the altar of marriage and as your best friend I would recommend you.
• A woman deserves a better half in every marriage but I pity your wife who made a bad choice of marrying you because you have no good side left.
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• Food poisoning kills more men than car accidents so do not ever offend your new bride, it will be a big blow for me to organize my best friends funeral.
• According to a popular saying “a blind wife and a deaf husband makes an ideal couple” I expect to see changes in your appearance the next time I see you.
• Marriage is like signing a contract without reading the terms and my best friend willingly signed the documents without any hesitation.

Congratulations to Best Friend Getting Married

• We are both crying today because after all the heartaches and headaches you finally found someone to out up with your drama best friend, congrats on your wedding.
• You are my best friend and I want nothing but the best for you, enjoy everything marriage has to offer, wishing you a life full of smiles together. Happy married life.
• I have seen your kindness, strength, happiness and your sorrows as best friends. Today I pass on that bat-torn to your sweet and beautiful wife. She will take care of you. Congratulations!
• You are you so amazing my sweet and lovely friend. Am glad you have taken this step of life. May your journey be fruitful. Congratulations!! On your marriage.
• May this union be full of good health, riches and above all God’s blessings, protection and guidance be with you both throughout this journey of married life. Congratulations! Wishing you a happy marriage.

Beautiful Wedding Day Wishes for Best Friend

• May this wedding day bring many opportunities to your way, to explore every joy of life & turning all your dreams into reality. May God bless yours home and give happy life. Congratulations on your wedding!
• May your vows remain forever unbroken best friend, I am happy because I have never seen you look like a queen. Congrats on your wedding.
• This day means as much to you as it does to me, enjoy your wedding day best friend, you are a queen who deserves the crown on your head.
• May your home be filled with sweet stubborn kids just like you used to be. That will always remind you that you were ones there too. Enjoy your everlasting marriage. Love you best friend.
• May you enjoy your marriage with all the best wishes. Happy married life my sweet buddy Stay bless and enjoy your happy life together with your new-found wife.
• Happy Married Life to my best friend, always member that night outs and spending time with the clique is outdated.
• From my heart I want to congratulate you and wish you all the best in everything you and your new home deserve. May God open all closed doors and give you peace. Happy Married life.
• Wishing you a lot of success in your journey of building a home, where you are going to have sets of new friends. Stick to them forever. Congratulations on your moment of Wedding my friend.
• For all the marvelous reason of life together with you, I am very happy to be present here at your wedding ceremony. My dear friend I wish you all the best. Enjoy your marriage life.
• The beginning of the event should correlate with the end, today’s wedding was lovely, so I expect your marriage life to be as enjoyable as possible.
• As you embark on an indeterminable future, may you never regret the decision of getting married. I am a hundred per cent happy for you.