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Items 1 - 60 of 104 Send your loved ones a virtual Happy Valentine's Day wish with Valentine's ecards from American That's A-meow-y Ecard (Fun Song). Light.

If your perfect Valentine's day ideas consist of hating everyone who likes this festivity, then you've clicked on the right post. And it's an even better match if you hate the kitschy side of Valentine's Day, yet like to impress your significant other of how much you don't care about it anyway. In that case, we have a selection of very ironical, deeply sarcastic, totally un-romantic Valentine cards for you to greet your loved one without getting all pukey cute.

Most of us have had enough of the typical Hallmark-style love cards (not that there's anything wrong with them). For couples and romantic singles with a sense of humor or an unconventional approach to romance, there are fun and creative greeting cards like these!

Sure, some of them are not the most romantic greeting cards out there (not that you were looking for one, anyhow), but you've got to give them to the right person for them to be effective. If there's a pant-nullifying Valentine's Day card that you think we've missed, you can add it to this list and vote for your favorite what-you-see-is-what-you-get cards as well!

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Valentine's Day Wishes and Poems. Picture This page has more than 50 Valentine's Day messages to write in a card. You make Valentine's Day fun.

138 Honest Valentine’s Day Cards For Unconventional Romantics

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Valentine's Day doesn't just have to be about love and romance — it could be focused on laughs and humor, too. If you're looking for the perfect thing to add to your V-Day cards, a funny Valentine's Day quote or two might be just the ticket. (And they're especially good for those brand new relationships where you want to acknowledge the day, but not come on too strongly.)

As the years progress, it's more and more appropriate to see Valentine's Day as a day of love in general. You can celebrate with your spouse, or your parents. It's a holiday to pretty much reflect on the emotion of love — not just romantic love.

Even though you're probably too old to buy a box of small Valentine's Day cards to send to your friends like you in elementary school, you're never too old to send a general greeting card. In fact, it might truly bring someone a lot of joy — especially someone who's been a bit down due to the cold weather (or the holiday bills that are still staring down at them — yikes, Christmas is expensive).

If you're interested in spreading a little bit of kindness and love, and making someone smile or laugh, here are a few very funny Valentine's Day quotes you can use.

1. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." — Charles M. Schulz

Valentine's Day is a big day for chocolate. If your card accompanies a small arrangement of candy goodies, this quote from the creator of Peanuts is just about perfect.

2. "Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion." — Honore de Mirabeau

If you're writing to someone who is a bit cynical on the idea of romance, this quote sums it all up perfectly — and will likely make him or her laugh a bit.

3. "It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week." — Laurence J. Peter

For those who suffered through a big split, this quote will totally ring true. Surely their water bill declined quite a bit afterward everything has settled down.

4. "Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia." — Judith Viorst

Hey, she speaks the truth.

5. "No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along." — Joyce Brothers

Personally, I wish I could turn back time and have the college-aged version of myself read this quote. It would have saved me a lot of heartache. This quote is guaranteed to make all of your favorite ladies laugh.

6. "Remember your Valentine’s card shows you care enough to send the very best, even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words." — Melanie White

Hey, sometimes Hallmark just knows exactly how you feel. You can't fault them for that.

7. "Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy Valentine’s Day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!" — Greg Giraldo

While I definitely think that everyone should celebrate Valentine's Day no matter what, the late Greg Giraldo's risque holiday-themed bit is hilarious both on-stage, and written in text. This might be funnier to recite in person than put in a card.

8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni

It's short, it's clever, and it'll make the holiday way more fun.

9. "A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick." — Mary Wilson

Can you relate? First loves are pretty painful, when you look back at them. This funny quote is perfect for a friend who might be going through it firsthand with their son or daughter. Or, someone who had quite a notable first relationship.

10. "I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

Marriage is a wonderful thing — and this is a wonderful quote to include to someone whose honeymoon period is over. (This might just be your own husband or wife.)

11. "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." — Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell is totally correct — nothing makes someone lose their cool in 2017 like a slow internet connection. This quote is great for the friend with engagement (or a wedding) on the horizon.

12. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero

Comedian Natasha Leggero's quote is absolutely perfect for your best girl friend.

13. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

Love can be quietly painful at times, so yes — it definitely has a lot in common with a backache.

14. "If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz

This is the perfect quote to send to a longtime husband or wife. Marriage is a funny thing, and if you've been at it (and happily in love) for quite some time, you deserve a little recognition, you crazy-person you.

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Valentine’s Day Quotes: What to Write in a Valentine’s Day Card

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Remember the first time you met your sweetheart? How funny she was and how you were attracted to her witty lines? Lovers who share a sense of humor stay together longer, so if you want to win your lover's heart, use laughter. Make your day extra special with these funny Valentine's Day quotes.

Or maybe you're single and dreading that annual display of public affection known as Valentine's Day. There are a few lines here that you'll enjoy, too.

Helen Rowland
"A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting."

Groucho Marx
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

Mickey Rooney
"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

Rita Rudner
"I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."

Tracy Smith
"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV."

Francis Bacon
"It is impossible to love and be wise."

Ally McBeal
"It’s funny how we set qualifications for the right person to love when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception."

Mirabeau
"Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion."

Plato
"Love is a grave mental disease."

"The Hoosier Farmer" magazine
"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots."

Rita Rudner
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."

Joyce Brothers
"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."

Oscar Wilde
"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."

Margaret Atwood
"The Eskimos have fifty-two words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love."

Ann Landers
"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

Yiddish Proverb
"Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love."

H. L. Mencken
"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia."

Jay Leno
"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, ​Extortion day."

Erich Segal
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."

Anonymous
"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is."

Rosanne Barr
"Women are cursed, and men are the proof."

Mae West
"Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself."

Sending a funny valentines messages is rarely unheard of, that is why doing it might be a really good idea, do what they never thought you'd do. Surprise your.

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