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Why just say happy birthday best friend, when you can give them the warm I hope this coming year will be filled with many more fun adventures together! 62.

It can be hard to find exactly the words to say to your best friend on their birthday. So instead of just saying happy birthday best friend, use my list of happy birthday wishes to help you brainstorm!

There’s plenty of birthday wishes for your best friend to chose from. So whether you are looking for something sentimental, funny, weird, casual, or something in between; I’ve got you covered.

Happy Birthday Best Friend List

1. My birthday wish for you: I hope you never stop enjoying the small things in life. Because that’s what makes life worth living. I hope you take time to enjoy the present while working for a better future. I hope your year is full of memories, happiness, and adventure.

2. You’re older than you’ve been. But look on the bright side, you’re younger now than you’ll ever be!

3. I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!

4. May your birthday be amazingly awesome and your hangover be mercifully minor.

5. The more you live, the younger you become. Maybe that’s why you look so good for your age!

6. Be who you are, because who you are is amazing. Happy birthday to my best friend!

7. Woohoo! Cake, booze, and partying! Oops… I mean… happy birthday!

8. There’s no way that your birthday can be as happy as you make me. But I hope it’s close!

9. Through thick and thin, you were always there for me. Just know that I’ll always be there for you when you need me.

10. There are friends and then there are best friends, happy birthday to the best friend I could have asked for!

11. The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Don’t worry… I got you a real present too.

12. It’s your birthday! Which means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up!

13. Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Thank you for always keeping my less than proud moments under wraps.

14. Hey it’s your birthday and I just wanted to let you know that you’ll never have to face a problem alone. I may not be able to solve every problem but I’ll always be here for you when you need me.

15. When I think back to all the things we’ve been through, I’m so thankful that I got to go through everything with you by my side. Happy birthday to my best friend who never let me go it alone.

16. Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited?

17. I love it when it’s your birthday, because it means we have a great excuse to go out and have some fun! Let’s go celebrate!

18. You’ll never have to walk the world alone. As long as my heart beats, you’ll have me.

19. As long as I have a couch, you’ll have a couch to crash on. No matter what happens. You’ll always have a place if you need it.

20. What is a friend? You. You is a friend. You is my best friend. Best friend is have birthday. Happy birthday.

21. Happy birthday to my best friend. I hope it is filled with awesomeness!

22. Perfect birthday? Good food, good drinks, great friends, and lots of birthday presents and wishes!

23. It’s your day! But leave it in the capable hands of your best friends. We’ll treat you right!

24. If your birthday is half as amazing as you are, it’s going to be epic. Happy birthday to the best friend a person could ask for!

25. I hope you have a very hoppy birthday. Full of beers and cheers!

26. Best friends are like farts. Some are quiet. Some are loud. They embarrass you in public. They make you feel good. And they make you laugh.

27. For your birthday I got you hugs, kisses, and birthday wishes! Plus, dinner is on me!

28. Sure, you’re a year older, but we’ve got a lot more years of shenanigans ahead of us. When we’re in the old folks home we’ll still be causing trouble!

29. How old are you?! Nah, you don’t look a day over amazing.

30. Birthdays are like your own personal Christmas! Merry birthday to my best friend!

31. You aren’t getting older. You’re gaining XP. And it isn’t a birthday party. It’s a level up party!

32. My best friend is sweeter than cake, more colorful than confetti, and hotter than a candle. And it’s her birthday. Happy birthday!

33. When I first met you, I had no idea how important you would be to me. Happy birthday to my best friend in the world.

34. Best friends are like presents. You are always happy to see them. Happy birthday to the best present that life has given me.

35. You’re not just my best friend. You’re my sister. You may not have been born my sister, but we are family and we’ll always be family.

36. It’s not the number of friends. It’s the quality of them. Thanks for being the best of the best. I hope you have a wonderful birthday!

37. Life’s too short to spend it with people you don’t love. That’s why I hang out with you so much. Happy birthday!

38. It’s your birthday, but let’s not focus on the number of years gone by. Let’s look forward to the years to come! I’m planning on having a lot of fun in the coming years with my best friend!

39. It’s your birthday. You can dance if you want to. You can leave your cares behind. And if you need a dance partner, count me in!

40. You are smart, caring, funny, and a joy to be around. You remind me of myself! Happy birthday!

41. Forget your age and live the life your inner child wants to live!

42. Like Chili Davis said: Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Happy birthday to my best friend, I hope you never grow up!

43. On your birthday, I just wanted to let you know that you are an amazing friend. Every life you touch, you make better.

44. Hey! It’s your birthday. Which means it’s time to put on that crown. You are a queen today and we are your loyal subjects. What mischief would her majesty like to get into?

45. Most of my best memories have you in them. Thank you for being such a great friend and walking beside me on this journey called life.

46. Today is your birthday. It’s the day we celebrate how ridiculously awesome you are!

47. Soooo I forgot, which one of us is supposed to be the bad influence? Doesn’t matter. It’s your birthday. We can both be!

48. You’ve been my own personal cheer leader, my therapist, and my voice of reason. But most importantly, you are my best friend. Happy birthday. You are amazing!

49. I love having someone in my life that I don’t have to be an adult around. Thank you so much for bringing out the kid in me. I hope you have a joyful birthday!

50. I don’t know what I would do without a great friend like you. Happy birthday to my best friend!

51. A best friend is someone who makes you feel comfortable being who you really are. Thanks for putting up with my craziness all these years!

52. To my best friend, I wish you all the happiness in the world in the coming year. I hope your birthday is the best and the days after it are even better.

53. Hanging out with you is always a blast and even more so on your birthday! So, let’s go out and make your birthday special!

54. Since it’s your birthday, I just wanted to let you know, you are my best friend. The very best friend I’ve ever had. I’m so glad you came into my life.

55. When we hang out, it’s like the world is a little brighter. Thanks for always making my world much better. I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.

56. To my best friend, I wish you the best birthday ever!

57. Hey best friend. It’s your birthday. And you need to know that you rock. Thanks for being awesome.

58. Whenever you feel down or think just can’t do something, just imagine me giving you a gigantic high five with a ridiculous look on my face. That should help. In the meantime though, happy birthday!

59. Best friends must walk a fine line between stopping their friend from making big bad decisions and encouraging them to make small bad decisions that are a lot of fun. And no one does it better than my partner in crime.

60. Friends are like family that we get to choose. I’m glad I made such a good choice!

61. Happy birthday to my adventure buddy. I hope this coming year will be filled with many more fun adventures together!

62. Friendships are like trees. You must water them for them to grow. So, let’s order some drinks!

63. You’ll be my best friend forever! …… Because you already know too much.

64. Here’s to all the inside jokes, all the stupid things we’ve done together, all the memories we’ve shared. May the years to come be filled with many more.

65. I probably wouldn’t fight a tiger for you or a lion. But I would definitely shoo a cat that was giving you the stink eye! Happy birthday to the friend that I would do almost anything for.

66. Thank you for accepting me for who I am and always encouraging me to be the person I should be.

67. Thanks for being weird with me. You are the best!

68. If you ever kill someone, call me first. I’ll help you get rid of the body. That’s your birthday present my friend, one free body disposal. The second time it happens, I’ll have to charge.

69. There are a lot of people who know a lot of my stories. But you were there to help me create all those great stories!

70. Happy birthday to my best friend. We are getting older, but we still have fun. In fact, we’ll probably be up to same shenanigans when we are in an old folks home together!

71. Time can change a lot but it will never change how much I care for you, my best friend.

72. Happy birthday to my best friend and part time therapist. Thanks for always listening to my problems and trying to help!

73. Hey, you’re weird. But it’s okay because I’m weird too. I’m so glad we get to be weird together.

74. Your problems are my problems. And I celebrate your successes like they were my own. I’ve always got your back. No matter what.

75. Thank you for always helping me live life to the fullest. I couldn’t ask for a better friend than you!

76. I don’t care about having lots of friends. I only care about have great friends. Like you!

77. I’ve seen you at your best and I’ve seen you at your darkest. And I still think you are one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met.

78. I’ve had a lot of half-ass friends in my life. That’s why I’m so happy I found a whole-ass friend!

79. Happy birthday to the person who always says yes to my crazy ideas! My life wouldn’t be nearly as fun without my best friend in it!

80. I’ve got lots of friends who make me laugh, but only you make me laugh so hard I snort. I’m so lucky to have you as my best friend. I hope your birthday is as fun as you are!

81. Thank you for always being there to save me from my dumb mistakes. I almost feel bad how many times you bailed me out. But because you are so thoughtful, you make just as many dumb mistakes as I do so I can bail you out and don’t have to feel bad!

82. Hey I just wanted to you to know that whenever you have a crazy idea, my only question will be: “What time?”

83. You make the most boring activities fun, you make the most serious situations hilarious, you make my world a better place.

84. My best friend has the most amazing, wonderful, humble, and all around just fantastic best friend! Happy birthday from your best friend!

85. For your birthday, here is my promise to you. If you yell Marco and I’m in earshot, I will always yell Polo. Because that’s what best friends do.

86. As long as you are my friend, you’ll never have to do silly stuff alone. Have a wonderful birthday and if you do anything ridiculous I’ll be right next to you doing the same thing.

87. I know I’m not always a perfect friend. But I’ll always be a loyal friend. I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.

88. Whenever we hang out I feel like I’m home. Thank you for being such an amazing friend all these years.

89. When we became friends, you didn’t know what you were getting into. But now that we are best friends you are stuck with me. Mwhahahaha… I mean happy birthday!

90. Sure, no one else finds our antics amusing. But we do and that’s what is important! Happy birthday to my partner in crime.

91. Life’s a road and I’m glad to have you next to me on the journey. Through thick and thin, let’s get to our destination together.

92. It’s your birthday. Let’s do something stupid together.

93. I’d follow you through hell and back. But after we get done with that, I get to plan the next road trip. Happy birthday to my best and craziest friend.

94. Having lots of friends is great, but life just wouldn’t be the same without a best friend to share everything with. Thank you for being the such an amazing friend.

95. If they made a movie about our friendship, I’m not sure if anyone would watch it. But it would be my new favorite movie. Happy birthday to my best friend, you’ll always be a movie star in my eyes!

96. No matter how long we are apart, when we get back to together it’s always just like old times.

97. I don’t know how you put up with me, but I’m so glad you do!

98. When things are bad, let me know I’ll try to make them better. When things are going great, let me know I’ll celebrate with you. Middle of the night or middle of the day, I’ll always be there for you.

99. It’s my best friends’ birthday! Let’s make some fun mistakes!

100. I love it how we finish each other’s…. So, for your birthday I just want to say….

101. If you decided to become a hermit and live out in the middle of nowhere, I’d still visit you. Probably not often, but I’d come, and I’d bring booze.

102. Friends are the people who do all the weird things that you thought no one else did. Thanks for being weird like me. Happy birthday!

103. It’s hard to shop for a birthday present for someone who has everything. I mean you already have the best gift of all, a great best friend!

104. It’s your birthday, let’s get you all liquored up so you’ll do something embarrassing I can tease you about it later! Isn’t that what best friends are for?

105. We are different in a lot of ways, but that’s what makes us such good friends. Puzzle pieces need to be different to fit together! Happy birthday to my favorite corner piece.

106. When it comes to friends, like Al Capone said, it’s better to have four quarters than a hundred pennies. Happy birthday to my favorite quarter!

107. If you could rate friends, I’d only give you 1 star. That way I could have you all to myself! Happy birthday from the only best friend you’re allowed to have.

108. Great friends are like jeans. When you find one that fits perfectly, keep them forever. Happy birthday to the greatest friend, I hope I don’t ever wear you out!

109. Friends come and go, but best friends are the ones who stick around. I look forward to celebrating many more birthdays with you!

110. To my best friend, I hope for all the fun and happiness you could ask for on your birthday and for the days to come!

111. I know this past year was a rough one. But I’m sure the coming year will be your best yet! Happy birthday, this is the year that everything will go right, I can feel it!

112. My best friend deserves the best birthday. But I don’t have the funds for the best birthday ever, but just know you deserve it!

113. Did you know in some countries it’s customary for the person having the birthday to pay for all the drinks? Good thing you don’t live there. Drinks are on me tonight!

114. Happy birthday to my amazing, cool, hilarious, best friend. There’s no one else I would rather spend the day with!

115. Hey, thanks for being you. You are one of a kind and my best friend. Happy birthday and keep being awesome.

116. Attention, this is a message from the best friend broadcasting service. It is your birthday. Hooray. Thank you for your attention. You may now continue being your awesome self.

117. Well, one year older. The years fly by. There are so many the things we’ve done and seen. Time seems to slip away, but some of the best times have been spent with you.

118. You’ve been such a wonderful friend. I couldn’t ask for a better friend than you! Happy birthday, I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are!

119. Best friends are there in good times and bad. Through the sun and the storms. Best friends like you make the bad times tolerable and the good time even better!

120. Friends are like trees, the older they get the more beautiful they are!

121. It’s so wonderful having such a great friend to grow older with. And let’s face it, the older we get the better we get!

122. It’s your birthday, now you can bask in the glow of all those birthday candles on your cake!

123. Happy birthday to the friend I can always count on to like all my photos and posts. Thanks for always making me look cooler than I am!

124. My dearest friend I hope all your wishes come true on your birthday.

125. When I’m with you I have more fun than when I’m with anyone else!

126. Whether we are out causing trouble or just relaxing on the couch in our pajamas, we always have fun. So I know on your birthday we are going to have a blast!

127. Hey bestie, you sometimes you need to be reminded of how great you are. Happy birthday to my awesome best friend!

128. We are so loud when we hang out we must annoy everyone around us, but I wouldn’t have it any other way!

129. Happy birthday to my brother from another mother!

130. Best friends are like chips and salsa, syrup and pancakes, cake and icing, they work so well together and just aren’t the same without each other! Now let’s enjoy some of that cake and icing!

131. Why are you my friend? It’s not one thing, it’s the thousands of little things that you do. It’s the hundreds of inside jokes. It’s the road trips. It’s the late-night talks. It’s you being you.

132. Friendship. F is for fun. R is for really fun. I is for ummm I don’t know. Forget it, let’s go grab some drinks and have fun for your birthday!

133. Happy birthday to my best friend. You are better than a life sized majestic chocolate statue of a unicorn. That’s how amazing you are.

134. Even when we do nothing together, I still have a wonderful time. I love that. Happy birthday to the best friend I’ve ever had.

135. Thank you so much for being there whenever I need you, no matter what. You are a true friend. And to my best of friends, I want to wish you the happiest of birthdays. And I believe this next year will be your best yet!

136. Happy birthday! If anyone messes with you on your special day, just let me know. I’ll punch them right in their stupid face. Just one of the many benefits of having an awesome best friend like me!

137. If you fall, I’ll be there to pick you up again. Right after I stop laughing. Happy birthday!

138. I hope your birthday is so amazing you never forget it or that it is so amazing you can’t remember it. Either way, happy birthday!

139. It’s your birthday! I would say let’s go out have fun and act like idiots. But that’s what we do every time we hang out! Here’s to the greatest best friend there ever was.

140. For your birthday, I just wanted to remind you, I’m always here if you need me. On the weekend or on a week day, 24/7. If you call at 4am, I’ll pick up. Here’s to you bestie, I hope your special day is amazing!

141. If you get arrested on your birthday, I won’t be able to bail you out. Because I’ll be right next to you.

142. You make me laugh harder than anyone else. You’ve made me laugh so hard I peed myself. You are my best friend and always will be. I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are!

143. It’s your birthday. I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you … that you’ll never have to do anything stupid alone.

144. As your best friend, it is my job to embarrass you. But it’s your birthday, so I’ll give you a break… until 12am.

145. Happy birthday to my best friend in the world. And since I’m not tight with any aliens or astronauts, I guess you’re my best friend in the whole universe!

146. I don’t have to tell you how awesome you are or how great of a friend you are. But it’s your birthday, so I will. You are the best!

147. Happy birthday to the friend who makes my family question my sexuality.

148. If I had to be stuck on a deserted island with only person, it would be you. Sure, you might not be a survival expert, but at least you’d make desperately trying to avoid death fun!

149. Sometimes it’s a mystery why we choose certain people to be our friends. But with you it’s obvious. You are an amazing person. And I hope you have an amazing birthday!

150. You’ll get lots of happy birthday wishes today. But who wishes you the happiest of happy birthday wishes? Me. That’s who.

151. So, as you know, I’m not exactly rolling in money. So, your gift isn’t the best. But that doesn’t mean I don’t think you are the best. You are! I just can’t afford the birthday gift you deserve.

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Birthdays are a special time. We all have them. Some of us look forward to them, some of us don’t. For some, it’s a reminder of how old we are getting, but if we look at the brighter side of the coin we can see it as a celebration: a time to hang out with family and friends, and just chill. Let’s look on the bright side and see the many ways that we can wish someone a Happy Birthday. Make it fun and exciting. Something unique. Something no one else would do. Here are some helpful tips for different messages. Share the funniest and most hilarious Happy Birthday wishes with your friends and family and put a big smile on their faces.

100+ Birthday Wishes to Write in a Funny Birthday Card

  • On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
  • You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
  • In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
  • What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, my friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relive our “glory days” go out and inflict further damage to our livers, shall we? We’re still young aren’t we, my friend? Now, get your orthopedic shoes on and let’s dance!
  • It’s better to live a life that is short, but memorable than to live for a thousand years. Yet, the way your life has been progressing, you seem to be going for both! Happy birthday my friend!
  • They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. Yet, we still keep on doing the same stupid things we were doing as kids. So I guess we are the exception to that rule. Happy birthday, pal!
  • In this short lifespan we have, time runs out faster than a birthday cake on a candy lovers birthday. So you have to make sure to enjoy whatever little there is of it left! Happy birthday!
  • You know you are getting old when your lungs are not strong enough to blow all of your birthday candles! Happy birthday!
  • If walking up the stairs to your apartment tonight seems tiring, then you know that this birthday is the sign that you are getting old. Happy birthday!
  • If reading this message required you to go fetch your glasses, then I have sad news for you. You are old! Happy birthday!
  • Thank god you were good at math when you were young! Because you are going to need amazing addition skills to calculate your age now! Happy birthday!
  • You should probably enjoy this year’s birthday cake. It may actually be the last one you eat with your own teeth! Happy birthday!
  • Don’t consider the fact you are getting old a bad thing. I mean, how many people have you met that can beat you up with their own walking stick if you insult them? If anything, you’re just cooler than ever before! Happy birthday!
  • I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.

 

  • Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year let’s commit to losing 20 pounds — AFTER the cake, of course!
  • Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. You look like a bestie, and you act like one too!
  • Roses are red, ocean’s are blue, let’s do a best friend trip — Caribbean will do!
  • You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
  • For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
  • I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
  • Like good wine, you get better with the years.
  • I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
  • Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!
  • May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!
  • The key to staying young is complete and total denial of the aging process. Besides, if YOU’RE getting older, I must be getting older too, and THAT ain’t happenin’ sista-friend! (Happy Birthday)
  • My life is experiencing a serious dearth in FUN these days. What say we paint the town for your birthday? Yup, that’s us — two friends partying the night away with the “A-listers” for your birthday! (Let’s at least do PJ’s and a movie).
  • Funny and Wise Birthday Quotes and Sayings
  • People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.
  • Remember when one of us had a birthday and we’d party like rock stars? Me neither. Just in case, I’ve talked to your other friends, and they’ve agreed NOT to post your birthday party online. I’ve made no such promise.
  • Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!
  • Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!
  • Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!
  • I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!
  • Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!
  • You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.
  • This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!
  • I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!
  • Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!
  • 100+ Happy Birthday Wishes
  • May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!
  • Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.
  • Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But than again, we would need to narrow that down a bit.
  • Wishing you a wonderful special day. I bought you a special gift this year….a cane
  • I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here.

 

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  • I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.
  • Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!
  • Your how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!
  • I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.
  • You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older!
  • I picked out your coffin on the way here.
  • Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!
  • You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!
  • Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!
  • God you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday
  • Don’t worry, my friend…you’re not old until you hear your Dad’s voice coming out of your mouth. Seriously, stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about. Now, eat your birthday cake — there are starving children in China!
  • Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.
  • I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.
  • Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.
  • We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.
  • Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!
  • Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!
  • I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.
  • I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately fell down the hole down with it.
  • Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.
  • You by passed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.
  • I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately your neighbor won’t leave his wife.
  • Best wishes on your day, better you than me.
  •  How about I just give you cash and we call it even?
  • I just re wrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.
  • What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!
  • I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.
  • Wishes comes and go, but age sticks with you!
  • I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the amount of years on you I feel that is not a possibility.
  • Your age should be in the Book of Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.
  • This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!
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Birthday child, let us dance, life is just a sweet romance, it is just a too short dance. After all this 30+ Funny Quotes For Girlfriend to Make her Calm Down It is often that actions speaks louder than of words. " Sister in laws are always special in someones life and their birthdays are far more special. Find funny quotes from movies, about men & women & friendship. Writing a sweet happy birthday letter for your boyfriend may seem old fashioned but it's important to master this concept in a relationship. Friends of a couple often make funny wishes in celebrations, as humor is an inherent part of any high day. We have included messages, poems, giftable necklaces and greetings for you to express how lucky you are to have a sister like them. If you’ll have fun as much as we did, take a look at textastrophe. Joke of the day is constantly a new joke and we try it to be as funny as we can find or think of. 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You're the most friendly, funny and loving sister-in-law and I pray to God that,  The sweetest birthday wishes for girlfriend, that will make her smile and love you more. Of course, you don’t want to write her a novella that she’ll be reading well into her lunch break, but you do want a long enough message to get your point across in a way that’s both poetic, personal, and still detailed. These "puntastic" funny birthday cards, featuring a charming cat necklace, will surely brighten the day of someone who loves cats. Never wait until your boyfriend or husband has a shining moment before you praise and celebrate them. So here are some amazing birthday invitation wordings for the first birthday, funny birthday invitation wording, and general birthday invitation wording: First … Read More » Insulting our enemies is always our dream and some things are to be said indirectly. " And her boyfriend asks "Why, don't you have a vase?" submissons by: colinmorra, davidrap3r, Wanglingheng1515, dewy06, boraalushaj, connorprichard “When in a relationship, a real man doesn't make his woman jealous of others, he makes others jealous of his woman. These love jokes and corny love jokes are no eclipse of the heart. Sending sweet love messages to your girlfriend is a simple way to make your lady feel extraordinary. Due to the broad use of our birthday haiku, all of the poetry below appears in 5-7-5. Whatever you do, here are some tips to keep in mind while sending out a funny birthday wish: Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend. She Tries to do anything to make it super special. Happy birthday, Mom! These are great little birthday messages for your loves ones. Funny birthday poems can have an underlying sentimental message. It’s a sweet and lovely gesture to make her feel important. This is why we have compiled this collection of Short and Long Birthday Messages for Best Friend. Simply put, birthday poems are the best gift that you can give to your friends and loved ones. Happy birthday to the most incredible mom! I wanted to wish you an unforgettable birthday, full of joy and happiness, but above all of love! Today is an important day, even if you say it is not. However, its not always the truth when it comes to romantic life of a person. 25 + Sweet Love Quotes for Girlfriend: Hey everyone, here in this article we are providing you some latest love quotes for your girlfriend. Turning 18 years old will open your eyes and heart to new opportunities and life changes. This list of birthday cake sayings is for those who want to do better, whether they’re writing the message themselves or placing that call to the bakery. You have to get older, but you don't have to grow up. Find the perfect happy birthday message to write in a birthday card (text, sms, greeting, or Facebook) for free. Take these ideas and apply your own creativity to give your girlfriend an awesome Happy Birthday and tighten the bonds of love. Funny Good Morning Messages for Your Boyfriend. Send these beautiful birthday wishes,messages and sayings to your loved ones and show them how A sweet text message from her man is all it sometimes takes to melt a girl's heart when she is mad at you for something or just those sweet nothings exchanged by lovers. For once in my life I feel beautiful and wanted. If you need additional help or more examples check out some of the sample letters below. It is your anniversary and you may want to wish your girlfriend in a different way to make her happy on this special day. 120 Happy Birthday Mother-in-Law Wishes You may not be able to choose your mother-in-law, but thankfully you can choose how you say happy birthday mother-in-law. The birthday of your couple is a really special day that you cannot forget about, because it is the perfect occasion to show all your love and feelings one more time. And your birthday is another great occasion for expressing all my love and respect for you. Follow the links beneath the jokes or on the left side of the page to navigate comfortably between the categories of funny jokes to find something that would cheer you up. Sweetheart, I wanted to get you something very special for your birthday. Personalized birthday cards add a thoughtful touch that a plain card can't match. You are the music in my life. But they don't make boxes large enough! Love is in the air! So don't hold your breath! From now until forever, I'll stand by you. Sweet happy birthday wish for a romantic partner See more One can send the good night wishes through cards with romantic lines in Tagalog language. - Melanie White. Express your romantic, cutest, funny and flirty way of loving her by picking up the right birthday message from our list. It is also the time for the person to gain his freedom and be certified as an adult with legal privileges like opening sign a contract to own a credit card, own and drive a car, be able to vote and be able to drink lots of alcohol in Sending happy bday message is an important tradition, it is an opportunity to express your feelings, to let the person know that you care and you are with him in your thoughts. Very funny jokes and wishes. Wishing you the best day ever. A cute message can make a dull day interesting, turn a blue day into red and give your girlfriend a chance to miss you insanely. Finding the perfect words for someone who has played such an important role in our life can be a challenge, but never fear, this collection of birthday wishes for friend and birthday wishes for best friend will help you do just Welcome to our collection of funny birthday wishes that you can use to wish your friends, colleagues or family on Facebook or in person. You might want to consider something like “Happy birthday to my beautiful, amazing wife…with all my love. com will supply you with all the amusing filipino quotations and photos in tagalog language. Here are some simple old school lol-worthy funny love SMS for girlfriend. Wish her Happy Birthday straight  Share this on WhatsAppHere's a collection of tagalog love messages to Funny Good Night Quotes, Cute Love Quotes, Love Quotes For Him, Funny Quotes . Congratulations on becoming the old witty coworker. If you are in love you want to see smile all the time in her face. • May you live as long as the earth exist. 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Whether your best friend moved away or will just be away for a while writing a paper letter sends the message that you care about them. Celebrate this moment because it is once in a while, and the beginning of teenage is one of life’s most exciting phases. Absolutely hillarious flirty one-liners! The largest collection of flirty one-line jokes in the world. The birthday celebrant will surely appreciate those beautiful rhymes on your messages. Put a smile on your friends’ faces on the most important day of the year with the 10 funniest ideas to wish happy birthday to a friend. Birthday messages go a long way in building a bond that will forever give the birthday person, at the particular time, nostalgic moments. Whether your mother-in-law is evil incarnate or you have a loving relationship, you should probably acknowledge her birthday and wish her a happy birthday. : https://shareasale. Cheers them on during the process of meeting their goals. Share these blessed birthday Bible verses! 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Nothing compares to the feeling that you get when you see your girlfriend or boyfriend’s name appear on your phone notifications. Some funny birthday poems are written for specific family members. I'm too lazy to pick out a love message, Here you can find and share romantic love messages to surprise your SO with, texts to send to a dear friend's mobile phone, or something sweet to write on a card attached to a gift or present. ” ― Lailah Gifty Akita, Think Great: Be Great! 90th Birthday Messages – Wishes Quotes Greetings Words Sayings Posted on February 15, 2014 by 21ST BIRTHDAY WISHES AND IDEAS A brand new decade is waiting for you. A birthday is a celebration and a day to be filled with happy and cherishing moments. This funny mother birthday poem is written for a beloved mom. What's a winner? Funny Birthday Wishes: From humorous quotes about getting old to banter about wrinkles and maturity, this post is a notoriously funny hot pot of birthday messages. 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I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise. 1 Birthday Wishes For GF:2 birthday quotes for girlfriend 450shares WhatsApp Facebook Twitter Google+ Reddit Pinterest Facebook MessengerHappy birthday wishes to Girlfriend For every human, being birthday is a special day of the year and when it’s your girlfriend birthday than that day is a most special day for both Find the perfect happy birthday message to write in your birthday greeting card. So, Celebrate the happy birthday with your loved ones and also share with them best birthday images and greetings cards. 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You know the wise men say that forget the past because it is no longer alterable, forget about the future because you don’t know what is going to happen, and well I say forget about the present because I did not get you one…happy birthday!!

Hey mate, wishing you a very happy birthday…smile while you still have teeth because I have heard that people lose teeth when they get old…

Happy birthday you lazy fat ass…don’t eat too much cake or we will have to celebrate your birthday in the hospital!!

I heard that people get wiser as they get old but you’re just getting old and I am still waiting for you to get wiser. Happy birthday oldie…

The time of birth is probably the only time when parents are smiling while you’re crying, after that its always the parents crying and you smiling…happy birthday brat..!!

While you were young it was such a tough task to find a birthday present for you but now that you’ve grown older I have just the right present for you….an anti-wrinkle cream lol…happy birthday sweetie..

I wish to give you birthday bumps. But no let the idea drop, you are growing heavier with each passing year. So lets rest with just wishing you happen birthday. Have a blast.

A sexy outfit, a cool watch, hot pair of glasses- I was wondering what to get you for your Birthday. Don’t die of happiness though, none of that was within my pocket so here is a birthday wish for you.

It is not your fault dear. You cannot help losing one more year of your life. So you might as well enjoy it till you last. Happy Birthday.

Thank god your birthday comes only once in a year. Otherwise I would be fat with all the eating and broke with all the gifts I have to give you. Happy Birthday

We can keep mum about the no. of candles on your cake if you promise to bribe us with food and wine through the week. Happy getting old. Happy Birthday.

Today is your big day. Burn the candles on your cake and let’s together burn the calories after eating the same. Happy Birthday.

I almost skipped wishing you today but being a good friend I had to remind you, you are older by an year buddy. But anyways Happy Birthday.

Cut the cake, burn the candle, age is no bar, you can survive a careless handle. Happy Birthday.

Can I ask you how old are you? But I guess it doesn’t matter, with the way you behave, I am betting you will never grow up. Have a great birthday.

I can never understand why people celebrate the fact that they are getting older. Nevertheless, I would be sure to attend your party. Happy Birthday dude have a big party.

I still remember the day you were born a meteor nearly missed hitting the earth as if God was saying the meteor is too little a problem my dear, I have just sent a bigger one to you…happy birthday..!!

Oh yes it is your birthday again! Have a great time and I hope you enjoy your day to the fullest. But of course try not to think about your growing age. Happy birthday!!

Even though a birthday means that you’re aging but let’s just forget this fact for today and celebrate your big day…because the next year you’re gonna be older still..happy birthday

Oh yeah today is your birthday!! I was waiting for it from so many days…not that I love you so much its just because I love the birthday cake!! Happy birthday!!

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