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June 01, 2019 Wedding Anniversary Wishes 4 comments

50+ funny birthday wishes to make that special someone laugh on their birthday. Laughter is the best gift!.

Want to wish your friend birthday in a hilarious way, just use some of these cool quotes

First below are written quotes,

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It is always to nice celebrate the birthday of your loved ones with nice and meaningful quotes that will make them feel that they are loved and cared for.

Below are some of the funny birthday quotes.

•May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory.

• May you live as long as the earth exist.

•May you live to complete the circuit of life,hoping to see you one day when you are one month old starting another circle of life.

•You should celebrate everyday like it is your birthday because life is too short to let a day go.

•You know you are getting old when instead of blowing of a candle,you put it off with your saliva because your lungs are too old to produce air.

•A year has 365 days but it is only a day that you receive presents and birthday wishes,yet some people only miss to wish you,here is a special wish from me.

•All the world is a birthday cake so take a piece of it but not too much,a piece is sweet but all of it is poison.

•You know you are getting old when the birthday candle is more expensive than the cake itself.

•In any birthday,people need your presence more than the presents,so availing yourself is a present in presences.

•The best way to celebrate your wife birthday is to do it once.

•Being old is not a sin,happy birthday .

•Many people remember presents more than the years they have while celebrating their birthdays.

•It is a good feeling when you forget your birthday and someone remembers it for you.

•We ought to grow up and make the wrinkles our medals of the life we have come through,they are us and what makes us celebrate each birthday.

•The more you enjoy and celebrate your life,the more is in life to celebrate.

•Every year in your birthday you can an opportunity to start a fresh.

•How can you celebrate your birthday if you don’t know your years.

 

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    Downton Abbey Birthday

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    How to Properly Celebrate Your Birthday Plan a posh do... Dress accordingly... Be sure to look your best... Correspond with some well-wishers... Sit down for a bite... Have a little dance... Enjoy a few drinks... Invite a few close friends... Celebrate and have a happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
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    Shake Your Booty Birthday (Famous Song)

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    Shake your booty and have a Happy Birthday!
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  3. Singing Telegram Birthday Hoedown

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    You're the bee's knees You're the pick of the litter You're the salt of the earth You're a warm apple fritter! You're fresh cookie dough, You're PB & J That's why you deserve A HAPPY BIRTHDAY Yee Haw!
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  4. Pharrell Williams'
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    Happy Birthday!
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  5. Happy Birthday Song
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    Receiver will hear their name sung in The Happy Birthday Song. Hope your birthday is jump-up-and-down happy!
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  6. All You Wish For
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    Hope your birthday brings you everything you're wishing for and more!
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  7. Birthdays Are Like Cats

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    A birthday is a like a cat... Before you know it, it sneaks up on you and it's right there in your face! Happy Birthday!
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  8. Otterly Amazing Birthday

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    Hope your birthday is OTTERLY amazing!
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  9. Woofy Birthday Ecard

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    Happy Birthday!
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  10. Ice, Ice, Baby Birthday (Famous Song)

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    Hope Your Birthday is Nice, Nice Baby!
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  11. 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' (Famous Song)

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    All day and all night, hope your birthday's just right.
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  12. Your Birthday Hoedown (Fun Song)

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    [Lyrics] Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, you're lookin' better than a barbecued brisket. You're the cream of the crop and the salt of the earth so we're all celebratin' the day of your birth. You can charm the dew off the honeysuckle when folks are feelin' blue, you can make 'em chuckle. We'll be fancy prancin' until the chickens roost, until the cows are home and all the varmints have vamoosed. Now we feel plum tuckered from having so much fun, So you can stick a fork in us - it's lookin' like we're done. [Message] Happy Birthday
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  13. Reggae Birthday Song

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    I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, It's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
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  14. One of a Kind
    Fun Song

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    When it comes to great guys you're one of a kind You're the best of the best--it's true! On your special day you deserve a big hand Happy Birthday to you!
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  15. 'Walking on Sunshine'
    Birthday

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    Hope your birthday finds you walking on sunshine! Happy Birthday!
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  16. Christmastime Birthday

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    Your birthday's at Christmastime, and you know what that means? Twice the wishes, and half the presents. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Birthday.
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  17. What Party Animal Are You? Interactive Quiz

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    Are you a dolphin, eagle, wolf or panther? Take this fun interactive birthday quiz to find out which party animal you are!
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  18. Birthdays Look Good on You

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    Everyone agrees-birthdays look good on you! Happy Birthday
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  19. Birthday Hallelujah
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    Hallelujah! It's Your Birthday! Hallelujah! Happy Birthday! Hal-le-----lu-----jah Happy Birthday!
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  20. Careful What You Wish Ecard

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    I wish I weren't an old man. Poof! Son-of-a... [Message] Be careful what you wish for. Happy Birthday!
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  21. Queen's 'Another One
    Bites the Dust'

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    Happy Birthday
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  22. Mucho Happy Birthday
    'Tequila' Song

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    Happy Birthday! !Ole!
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  23. Birthday Do-Si-Do

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    Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
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  24. Dogs Celebrate Birthdays

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    How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays How Cats Celebrate Birthdays Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
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  25. Exciting Birthday

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    I'm just so excited to wish you a Happy Birthday!
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  26. Birthday Quartet
    Interactive

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    For a special touch, enter receiver's name Click on each singer for a special surprise Happy Birthday
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  27. I Could Use Some Cake Over Here

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    Eat cake like it's your job. Because today, it is. Happy Birthday
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  28. Cheers Quartet
    Singing Telegram

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    May your soul be filled with happiness, May your heart be filled with cheer, May your mind be filled with good thoughts... And may your glass be filled with beer! Happy Birthday!
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Top 20 Very Funny Birthday Quotes

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Nothing works better than the gift of laughter. Get a giggle or a guffaw when you send birthday greetings to your friends, family, or business associates. Some people get glum about seeing another milestone birthday, and a laugh can help ease the melancholy. Others are hoping to be remembered on their special day. So, spread the joy with these funny birthday quotes. Make your loved ones' birthdays memorable.

Anonymous
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."

Steven Wright
"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'"

Samuel Johnson
"The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape."

Father Larry Lorenzoni
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.​"

Robert Frost
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."

Erma Bombeck
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."

Mary Schmich
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

George Burns
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."

Robert Frost
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."

John Glenn
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."

Here is a look at some amazing examples of what to write in a 30th birthday card that is funny for anyone entering into their third decade. "30 is as good as When you will be forty, you will wish you could go back to being thirty. So to conclude.

200+ Funny Birthday Messages

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Funny birthday quotes for cards, letters, notes, Facebook posts, emails, texts and more. Choose a favorite quotation and combine it with a birthday wish for a winning combination.

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The Best, Funny Birthday Quotes

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong

Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old
who are only my age.
Richard Armour

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.
Faith Baldwin

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.
Doris Day

One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
William Feather

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
Bob Hope

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
Satchel Paige

We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.
Jonathon Swift

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking wonderful.”
Francis Cardinal Spellman

When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive.
George Burns

Funny Birthday Quotes for Sister

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
Maurice Chevalier

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
Malcolm Cowley

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Georges Clemenceau

I’m six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.
Darryl Dawkins

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S. Eliot

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
Jim Fiebig

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Ogden Nash

If you survive long enough, you’re revered — rather like an old building.
Katherine Hepburn

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles Schultz

The first hundred years are the hardest.
Wilson Mizner

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe (The Simpsons)

If you’re yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
Griff Niblack

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Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

I was brought up to respect my elders; and now I don’t have to respect anyone.
George Burns

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Anthony Powell

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw

Life begins at 40
Sophie Tucker

I’m not aging, I’m marinating.
Unknown

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Unknown

Middle age is when a man is warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman.
Unknown

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
Unknown

Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations; and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.
Unknown

Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.
Unknown

If things get better with age, then you’re approaching outstanding.
Unknown

The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
Unknown

You have the wisdom of the ages, but it doesn’t show.
Unknown

Wrinkles are the service stripes of life
Unknown

Hilarious Birthday Quotes

Pull out a gray hair and seven will come to its funeral.
Dutch Proverb

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Unknown

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
Unknown

Life is one big canvas, throw all the paint you can at it.
Danny Kaye

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit.
Anthony Powell

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Steve Owen

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Will Rogers

I’m in pretty good shape for the shape I’m in.
Mickey Rourke

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
Oscar Wilde

The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde

I intend to live forever — so far, so good!
Stephen Wright

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