50+ funny birthday wishes to make that special someone laugh on their birthday. Laughter is the best gift!.
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It is always to nice celebrate the birthday of your loved ones with nice and meaningful quotes that will make them feel that they are loved and cared for.
Below are some of the funny birthday quotes.
•May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory.
• May you live as long as the earth exist.
•May you live to complete the circuit of life,hoping to see you one day when you are one month old starting another circle of life.
•You should celebrate everyday like it is your birthday because life is too short to let a day go.
•You know you are getting old when instead of blowing of a candle,you put it off with your saliva because your lungs are too old to produce air.
•A year has 365 days but it is only a day that you receive presents and birthday wishes,yet some people only miss to wish you,here is a special wish from me.
•All the world is a birthday cake so take a piece of it but not too much,a piece is sweet but all of it is poison.
•You know you are getting old when the birthday candle is more expensive than the cake itself.
•In any birthday,people need your presence more than the presents,so availing yourself is a present in presences.
•The best way to celebrate your wife birthday is to do it once.
•Being old is not a sin,happy birthday .
•Many people remember presents more than the years they have while celebrating their birthdays.
•It is a good feeling when you forget your birthday and someone remembers it for you.
•We ought to grow up and make the wrinkles our medals of the life we have come through,they are us and what makes us celebrate each birthday.
•The more you enjoy and celebrate your life,the more is in life to celebrate.
•Every year in your birthday you can an opportunity to start a fresh.
•How can you celebrate your birthday if you don’t know your years.
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Nothing works better than the gift of laughter. Get a giggle or a guffaw when you send birthday greetings to your friends, family, or business associates. Some people get glum about seeing another milestone birthday, and a laugh can help ease the melancholy. Others are hoping to be remembered on their special day. So, spread the joy with these funny birthday quotes. Make your loved ones' birthdays memorable.
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday.'"
"The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape."
Father Larry Lorenzoni
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
"People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit."
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
Here is a look at some amazing examples of what to write in a 30th birthday card that is funny for anyone entering into their third decade. "30 is as good as When you will be forty, you will wish you could go back to being thirty. So to conclude.
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Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franklin Pierce Adams
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old
who are only my age.
Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman
The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.
You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking wonderful.”
Francis Cardinal Spellman
When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
I’m six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
If you survive long enough, you’re revered — rather like an old building.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
Moe (The Simpsons)
If you’re yearning for the good old days, just turn off the air conditioning.
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I was brought up to respect my elders; and now I don’t have to respect anyone.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw
Life begins at 40
I’m not aging, I’m marinating.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Middle age is when a man is warned to slow down by a doctor instead of a policeman.
Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.
Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations; and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.
Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.
If things get better with age, then you’re approaching outstanding.
The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
You have the wisdom of the ages, but it doesn’t show.
Wrinkles are the service stripes of life
Pull out a gray hair and seven will come to its funeral.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
Life is one big canvas, throw all the paint you can at it.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit.
The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
I’m in pretty good shape for the shape I’m in.
Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
I intend to live forever — so far, so good!
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