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An anniversary is an occasion for loving wishes. It is a time to let the person that you value most understands how much of a difference he or she has made in your lifestyle. If you know a couple who is celebrating an anniversary, then it is a period to let them know how happy you are for them, and how you wish they carry on to be happy, together. You may wish for the individual you love to know how devoted you are to him or her. For an involved couple, you may wish them the type of happiness in a relationship that you already have. You could recall how you felt the 1st time you met your spouse, or you could entertain them with a funny anniversary wish. No matter how you select to send an anniversary wish, one that suits the message you want to express can be found here.

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A wedding anniversary is surely a very special day and this day calls for a great celebration. Everybody Showers them with gifts and beautiful wishes. Well if you need to fill your partner’s moments of party with smiles and fun then funny anniversary wishes will do the work. Do not be so formal or do not be so dull by wishing your partner like everybody does wish your friend with funny and witty Messages and endure special. So, get a handmade card and pen down some the messages on it or get your phone and send them funny anniversary wishes. You can also article a funny message on what-spp and tag all your friends for Invest comments that will certainly make them laugh out loud. Make them grin laugh and have some lively times with just easy and funny anniversary wishes.

I deserve a specific gift for living with you all these years! With our advice you kicked all others and now living happily with me! Well look forward to another 12 months.

My dear husband, life is a journey and there is no one who I’d rather have holding my hand along the path of lifestyle than you. happy anniversary wishes!

Being with a person who is so cute and intelligent is surely a good thing and blessed are those who get such an wonderful life partner. You have surely blessed sweetheart for having me as your wife. Like you honey! Happy wedding anniversary

Happy Anniversary! The occasion of our relationship makes me thankful for our devotion to every other! May the years that come strengthen the bond that we already have!

Thank you for making this a unique day in our lives. May us life a long happy healthy and peaceful lifestyle together, Happy anniversary my love!

Then there was a man who said ‘I never understand what real happiness was until I got married by Then it was too late and that guy is none other than your best husband. Happy anniversary!

There is no better person in this world than you. Thank you for making my lifestyle full of like and joy!

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring after wearing these two rings we invest the remaining years enjoying the suffering. Happy suffering darling! I mean happy wedding anniversary wishes!

On this date, we were married! Each year feels new with you! You create everything shining and lively! Happy Anniversary

Latest calendars mark the lovely simplicity of our lives by reminding us that every day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. Happy anniversary!

Greatest wishes on our anniversary! When I search at you, I see a best friend and lover! You are a rare jewel!

You deserve all the greatest in lifestyle and I plan to give it to you. Happy anniversary husband…

When I saw you, I fell in line with you and then we got married. Well, all I can say is that I have usually made wrong choices. Poor me! Happy anniversary!

In our relationship we have romantic love that lasts. It is worth observing! Happy Anniversary

There is no man on this earth who is as best for me as you are. Happy anniversary wishes

We battle and you win. My life is only like a useless tin. Our arguments are just like a pointless pin. Well, I Must says marrying you was a big sin. Happy anniversary

Wishing my husband, happy wedding Anniversary wishes! You carry nobility and courage with you! I am blessed to share my lifestyle with someone who loves me unconditionally, and inspires me, every day!

Thank you for making me feels like the most beautiful lady in the world. Happy anniversary beloved! You are the greatest joy of my lifestyle.By all means in your relationship if you get a great wife you’ll be happy. When you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Yet why am I a happy philosopher? Happy anniversary sweethearts!

During our wedding event I told you that my heart beat for you, and after all of these years, that has not changed. It is no different from the day I spoke those terms and it will never be. I exist to love you! Happy Anniversary to the person who has given my lifestyle the most purpose!

People are usually asking couples whose relationship has endured at least a quarter of a century for their did for success. It is no secret at all. I am a forgiving female. Happy anniversary to my lucky husband!

The arrival of our anniversary reminds me of the 1st time that we met. Your beauty struck me in a way that no other woman’s had! As we party our special day, know that my view of you has not changed!

I could never ask for a better more devoted boyfriend than you. Happy anniversary wishes

To keep your relationship brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong admit it, whenever you are correct shut up.

From the moment I 1st saw you, I was aware that you would become my darling. I have questioned a lot of things, but I have never had to question the way that I feel about you! Happy Anniversary to the on

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Most Funny Anniversary Quotes

funny wishes for marriage anniversary

Funny wedding anniversary quotes can be a delightfully humorous way to acknowledge and celebrate your anniversary.

After all, marriage is hard, funny, and sometimes unthinkable (i.e. you probably know way too much about his bodily functions)

Use these funny and relatable quotes and anniversary wishes as text messages, Facebook status or any way you’d like – to have a good laugh together on this special day.

Below you’ll find clever and funny quotes, words, and wishes you can text, message or post on social media to celebrate your wedding anniversary and your marriage.

71 Funny Anniversary Quotes and Wishes

👉 Let’s start off with some general observations about marital “bliss”:

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

– Woody Allen

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

– Anonymous

For Marriage to Be a Success, Every Woman and Every Man Should Have Her and His Own Bathroom. The End.

– Catherine Zeta-Jones

If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.

– Anonymous

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

– Katharine Hepburn

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead… get married. If you first don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.

Marriage is just texting each other – “do we need anything from the grocery store?” – until one of you dies.

– Anonymous

Wedding anniversaries are a time when men pause and reflect on what it was they did before they were married: anything they wanted to.

– Anonymous

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

– Rita Rudner

Marriage is basically just whispering, “Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery.

– Erma Bombeck

An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

– Agatha Christie

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.

Behind every great man – there’s a woman rolling her eyes.

– Jim Carrey

Unless you want to forget your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.

– Melanie White

Drug stores understand life. That’s why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.

– Anonymous

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

– Groucho Marx

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

– Henry Youngman

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

– Phyllis Diller

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong – admit it.
Whenever you’re right – shut up.

– Anonymous

Marriage: when dating goes too far.

– Anonymous

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.

–  Jean Kerr

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.

– Anonymous

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

– Elizabeth Evans

The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

– Anonymous

Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

– Anonymous

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.

– James Garner

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

– Anonymous

If We Take Matrimony at Its Lowest, We Regard It as A Sort of Friendship Recognized by The Police.

– Robert Louis Stevenson

👉 Want to send him your love? see my list of 100+ love text messages – for him!

Hilarious Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Your Spouse

Here are some super funny anniversary wishes you can text your husband or post on your Facebook status:

1. “Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.”

2. “A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.”

3. “You’re my favorite pain in the ass”

4. “And here I thought you were just a one-night stand. Happy anniversary!”- Pauline Thomason

5. “I shave my legs for you. It must be love.”

👉 See my list of 18 cute (sometimes naughty) ways to flirt with your husband 😊

6. “Well, we made it another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail.”

7. “Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.”

8. “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

9. “On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing it in the future.”

10. “I’m so privileged that you chose me to be that special woman in your life who will forever have the honor of picking up your socks and washing your underwear.”

11. “I vow to still grab your butt when you’re old and wrinkly.”

12. “I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep.”

13. “Happy Anniversary! Now if I can just remember your birthday this year.”

14. “My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”

15. “I hope you keep grabbing my butt every time you look for the remote.”

16. “I fall in love with you each and every day. Except for yesterday. Yesterday you were really annoying.”

17. “All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”

18. “I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.”

19. You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out.”

20. “Never laugh at your wife’s choices you are one of them.”

21. “One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary.”

22. “Happy anniversary! We’ve been through a lot and most of it was your fault.”

23. “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh, I put up with you, so we’re even.

24. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.”

25. “Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.”

26. “Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.”

👉 See my list of 14 quotes about being ignored by someone you love.

27. “I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back to the fridge.”

28. “Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.”

29. “I love you so much I’d take a bullet for you. Not on the head…but maybe like…the leg”

30. “I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!”

31. “Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”

32. Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you.”

33. “I Love You So Much I’d Fight a Bear for You. Well Not a Grizzly Bear Because They Have Claws, And Not a Panda Bear Because They Know Kung Fu… But A Care Bear, I’d Definitely Fight a Care Bear for You.”

10 Year Wedding Anniversary – Funny Wishes

And now, a few funny marriage quotes for those of us married for 10 years or more:

1. “Let’s do the one thing I really like to do in the bedroom. Vacuuming.”

2. “I really love you, etc. etc. etc. Can we eat now?”

3. “Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.”

4. “You’re still here? I like it.”

5. “After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single.”

6. “Holy shit. We’re still married!”

7. “There’s no one else I would rather snoring as hell beside me.”

8. “Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours.”

9. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”

10. “Congratulations on defying marriage statistics.

11. “Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”

12. “Congratulations on choosing a spouse who makes you look sane.”

13. “Let’s never give up on trying to change each other.”

Do you have a favorite quote you’d like to share? go on, don’t keep it to yourself – use the comment section below!

Rooting for ya,

Lisa

I hope you had a good laugh with these quotes and words, and most of all I wish you both a happy anniversary and many more years of laughing, crying, fighting and loving one another – unconditionally.

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Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes Quotes For Couples

funny wishes for marriage anniversary

This Anniversary Wishes collection focuses on wishing friends and family members the best on their big day. Help the favorite couples in your life celebrate the wonderful occasion of the day they were married. Whether you’re writing an anniversary card or talking to the pair in person, you won’t be at a loss for words. Bravo!

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The Best Anniversary Wishes

  • To another year of sharing sunsets and dreams.
  • Together is my favorite place to be.
  • I still fall for you every day.
  • The best things in life are better with you. Our years of marriage have taught me to treasure every moment.
  • Forever and Always.
  • Finding the right person can be difficult, but I knew from the first moment it was you.
  • The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. Warmest Wishes and Happy Anniversary!
  • Love is a friendship set to music. And you two seem to love the band! Congrats!

Great Anniversary Wishes

  • Best Wishes to a beautiful couple! May the freshness of your love remain in your hearts forever.
  • May your a celebration of love turn out as beautiful as the both of you.
  • Love is life’s champagne. Pour me a glass for each year we’ve been married. It’s a celebration!
  • Love puts a twinkle in your eye and a smile in your heart. Congratulations on your married years!
  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
  • It doesn’t matter where you’re going; it’s whom you have beside you.
  • Best wishes to you both on this momentous occasion. Congratulations!
  • God bless our love.
  • I’m still wearing the smile you gave me on our wedding day!

Wedding Anniversary Wishes

  • May you both enjoy hearts full of memories.
  • Best wishes for a day filled with love.
  • You two were made for each other. Congratulations!
  • May your love grow like wildflowers, and happy anniversary to an amazing couple!
  • Best wishes on this wonderful occasion!
  • A love like yours lasts! Happy Anniversary!
  • Love you now more than ever.
  • Many blessings on this amazing day. Congrats!
  • Here’s to you health and happiness!

You might like: Anniversary Ideas: 17 Fun Ways to Celebrate.

Heartfelt Anniversary Wishes

  • May God bestow more blessings today on this important day.
  • Continued health, happiness and good fortune.
  • Best wishes on this momentous occasion. Bravo!
  • Wishing you a lifetime of happiness. Happy Anniversary to my favorite couple.
  • God only knows where I’d be without you. (Beach Boys)
  • Many blessings on this wonderful day. May God bless you.

Check out our messages for occasions like birthdays, weddings and more.

Happy Anniversary Wishes to You Both

  • A couple anniversary messages to remember: Always treasure your partner and know the best is yet to come.
  • May you have many more chapters to this love story.
  • Lovely anniversary wishes to a lovely couple.
  • Yours is a love that is built to last. Congratulations!
  • Enjoy your wonderful journey together!

Tip: Use these anniversary messages for photo captions on Facebook and Instagram.

 

Anniversary Messages For Parents

  • You two make marriage bliss look easy. You deserve the happiest of days. Love you Mom and Dad, and happy anniversary!
  • All things grow with love, and nothing more so than your beautiful relationship. Love you Mom and Dad.
  • To the perfect couple on their 25th Anniversary.
  • Mom and Dad:  You make this whole marriage thing look easy. May you continue to grow in your love for each other. Love from all of your children.
  • With every passing year, you’re the living embodiment of a great marriage, mother and father. From your favorite son (or daughter)!
  • Wishing you all the love and happiness in the world today and every day. Congratulations Mom and Dad! Love you!
  • Your love, dedication, and commitment to one another is truly an inspiration to all of us kids. Congratulations on your years of marriage.
  • Wishing you more joy, laughter and happiness in the years to come. Happy Anniversary!
  • True love isn’t found, it is built. You showed us this.
  • To the married couple who deserves the best. Hope you feel special on this momentous occasion!

Anniversary Messages For Sister

  • Sister, now and forever, all the best to one of the happiest couples I know!
  • I want to pass along my congratulations to a beautiful couple. May the celebration of this day enhance your love and understanding. Love you Sis!
  • What a lovely couple you make.
  • Wishing you more years of love and happiness to my favorite Sister and Brother-in-law. Have a wonderful anniversary!
  • Happy anniversary wishes to my beautiful sister!
  • It seems like just yesterday you were walking down the aisle. Congrats!
  • I’m so happy for both of you. Congratulations!
  • Congrats Sis! Have a wonderful celebration with your perfect match.
  • Wonderful wishes for “the made for each other” couple! Cheers on your big day, Sis!
  • Happy moments, Great memories, and the best of times to my awesome sister!
  • To my beautiful sister, may the love you found together years ago continue to grow and grow.

For Brother

IDEA: For the list below of anniversary wishes for brother, use the examples as a guide. Personalize your message with a story that you two enjoy. Make these message come to life with some customization.

  • To my dear brother, the love you share is a precious gift.
  • It probably goes without saying, but you two were made for each other.
  • Cheers to the happiest of anniversaries to the happiest couple I know! Bravo!
  • May your life together continue to be blessed. Cheers!
  • Kudos on extending your happily ever after. Well done!
  • The Dynamic Duo gets a chance to celebrate. Have a great wedding anniversary brother!
  • Count your anniversaries by blessings shared by two. Congratulations my brother.
  • Time and you two go well together my brother. Congrats!

Anniversary Wishes For Friends

  • Wishing you a long and wonderful life together on this grand occasion. Kudos!
  • Your Anniversary Day is one to always treasure. Enjoy!
  • You’re two of a kind: people I love! Happy Anniversary to the perfect pair!
  • Sending you our warmest wishes on this glorious occasion.
  • The three keys to a lasting marriage are respect, communication and love.
  • All our love and best wishes. Three cheers!
  • Love makes the world go round, and in your case, it seems to be spinning at a good clip. Best wishes.

Anniversary Messages for Couple

  • Happy anniversary for the cutest couple we know. Well done!
  • It’s not the destination, it’s not the journey, it’s your traveling partner.
  • To the perfect pair yesterday, today and tomorrow.
  • Sending our love and best wishes to our favorite couple. Cheers!
  • Wonderful wishes to a wonderful couple!
  • May this day make your relationship stronger and lovelier. Wishing you all the best!
  • Your anniversary began with a promise. May that promise continue to strengthen with each passing year.
  • Wishing a beautiful pair a beautiful day on magnificent day!
  • Today is a special day for two who share a special love!
  • A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, and partnership.

Note: In tv shows and movies, couples make an event of their wedding anniversary. You should too. Go the extra yard. Buy flowers. Purchases gifts. Go out to eat and make the day special.

Happy Anniversary Messages

  • Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. Congratulations!
  • A successful married always life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
  • This is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
  • A marriage made in heaven lasts a lifetime. Congrats!
  • May today be a day that surrounds you with beauty, warms you with memories and fills your life with very special happiness. Best wishes!
  • The warmest of warm wishes for an especially happy anniversary. Cheers!
  • May every year you share find you still more in love with each other.
  • Marriage is like a learning a challenging dance. There will be times of difficulty, but if you have the right partner, it makes all the difference.
  • You two lovebirds found the love you both deserved. Bravo!

Anniversary Messages for Friend

  • Another year of marriage bliss? No surprise here. You two deserve the happiness you each bring to the union.
  • Time flies when you have your best friend and love of your life on your side.
  • Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity. Happy Anniversary Wishes!
  • It doesn’t matter where you go in life, what you do, it’s who you have beside you. Well done.
  • It takes a second to fall in love, but a lifetime to prove its worth. Make it last!
  • In life’s adventure, may happiness be your destination. Cheers!
  • May the freshness of your love always remain. Congrats!
  • May God give you blessings and love in abundance.
  • Celebrating X years together. I love you more than ever.
  • Count your anniversaries not by years alone, but by the great memories and happy times you’ve known.

Best Wishes

  • Celebrate Your X Anniversary.  Many years of happiness together and watching dreams come true.
  • Make lasting memories. Happy Anniversary Wishes.
  • All the best to the best couple we know.
  • Congratulations on twenty-five years of living and loving, of family and friends, of hopes and dreams, of moments and memories. Well done!
  • The perfect pair proved to be a perfect pairing.
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary Love!
  • Happy Anniversary Sweetheart.
  • May your love flourish with each passing year.
  • Our marriage anniversary means the world to me.
  • Many blessings to you. Congrats!
  • Flowers are like marriage. Cut them, and they’ll languish. Nourish them, and they’ll flourish.
  • For a Special Couple. May your anniversary be a time to celebrate all the happiness love has brought and all the joy that still lies ahead. Wishing you happiness always.

Anniversary Messages for Couple

  • Much happiness weddings are to be remembered and cherished.
  • You two lovebirds have grown closer together yet another year. Congrats and Happy Wedding Anniversary!
  • Like fine wine, the years just seem to make the two of you better. Happy Anniversary!
  • Wish you might, wish you may, have a sweet romantic day made of moments meant for two, filled with love that feels brand-new.
  • Wishing you both another year of happy smiles, romantic moments, and memories that make your hearts sing.
  • Thinking of you both. Wishing you all happiness as you celebrate the joys your marriage has brought.
  • Couldn’t think of a more fun couple. Have a great day. Love you!
  • More love. More joy and more happiness. These things I wish for you on this special day.
  • Happy Anniversary to two love birds. Cheers!
  • With love to a special couple whose happiness together warms the hearts of everyone around them. Congratulations.

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Anniversary Quotes

The quoted authors are listed unless unknown.

  • The good things in life are better with you.
    Unknown
  • The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.
    Julia Child
  • You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
    Lee Christopher
  • All that you are is all that I’ll ever need.
    Ed Sheeran
  • The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along.

Good Anniversary Quotes

  • Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
    Simone Signoret
  • You’re still my everything.
    Unknown
  • Love grows more tremendously full, swift, poignant, as the years multiply.
    Zane Grey
  • Our anniversary is a reminder that we are blessed enough to have found our soul mate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day we became husband and wife. Thank you for always being there to support me, to love me, to complete me.

Tip: These anniversary quotes can be included on a card or set the tone for a social media post.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

  • By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
    Socrates
  • It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  • Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Anniversary Quotes for Husband

  • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
  • My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.

Anniversary Quotes for Her

  • Here’s to love, laughter and happily ever after.
    Unknown
  • And so the adventure begins…
    Unknown
  • Together is a beautiful place to be.
    Unknown
  • Forever is a long time, but I wouldn’t mind spending it by your side.
    Unknown

Anniversary Quotes for Boyfriend

  • I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.
    Unknown
  • Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over.
    Unknown
  • And I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.
    Unknown

Anniversary Quotes for Wife

  • You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known – and even that is an understatement.
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Better than I was, more than I am. And all this happened by taking your hand.
    Unknown
  • The most wonderful thing i decided to do was to share my life and heart with you.
    Unknown
  • For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
    Judy Garland
  • I love you much most beautiful darling more than anyone on the earth and I like you better than everything in the sky.
    Unknown
  • You’re still my everything.
    Unknown
  • In you, I’ve found the love of my life and my closest, truest friend.
    Unknown

Anniversary Quotes for Friends

  • Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. Love is about how much you love each other every single day.
    Unknown
  • You know you are in love when you don’t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
    Dr. Seuss
  • The couples that are “meant to be” are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart and come out even stronger than they were before.
    Unknown

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Anniversary Greetings

Consider using the words below to create your own wish.  Or, enhance one of the happy anniversary wishes listed. Try picking one word from each category and see if you can come up with a meaningful wish. Maybe one of these wishes will spark an idea for something new. Experiment. Edit. You’ll come upon something you’ll like.

  • Words associated with “congratulations”: cheers, best wishes and greetings. Good going, give a hear-hear, hail and greetings. Compliments, awesome job, super and good work. A big hand, applause, commend and standing ovation. Kudos, 3 cheers, hurrahs and praise.  Outstanding, well done, congrats and bravo!
  • Words associated with “couple”: Pair, you two, the two of you, duo, dynamic duo and twosome. Partners, partnership, spouse, associates, mate and comrades. Chums, sidekick, cohort, accomplice, companion and playmate. Lovebirds, Romeo and Juliet, combo, and doublet. Combination, team, and two of a kind.
  • Words associated with “wedding anniversary”: Wedding ceremony, taking your vows, and walking down the aisle. Got down on one knee, proposed, festival and celebration.  Commemorate, each year, every year, ritual and gala. Observance, wingding and remembrance.

So, for example, you might pull from each category of synonyms and come up with a wish like what follows. “Three cheers for the Dynamic Duo on this anniversary of taking their vows.”

Happy Anniversary Around the World

  • English:   Happy Anniversary!
  • French: Joyeux anniversaire!
  • German: Frohes Jubiläum!
  • Irish: Comóradh sásta!
  • Hindi: Shaadee kee saalagirah mubaarak!
  • Japanese:  Kinenbi omedetō!
  • Italian:  Felice anniversario!
  • Norwegian: Gratulerer med dagen!
  • Polish: Szczęśliwej rocznicy!
  • Spanish: Feliz aniversario!

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Marriage is a journey that has a beginning but no end!

Wedding anniversaries are beautiful reminders of this wonderful journey. They give you an opportunity to celebrate memorable times, togetherness, and the future ahead. So, if your anniversary is coming up, prepare to send out some beautiful anniversary wishes to your wife. If words fail you in expressing your feelings, don’t worry. MomJunction is here to help you with the task.

First Wedding Anniversary Wishes For Wife

The first year of marriage is all about discovering each other, enjoying the pleasant times, accepting the difficult times, and facing the tough times. Most of all, it is about standing by each other through all circumstances. That makes the first wedding anniversary a significant milestone to celebrate. And what better way than to send out those wishes expressing your happiness on completing one year of marriage.

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2. “May the rest of our lives always be like our first anniversary – exciting, youthful and hopelessly romantic. Happy first anniversary!”

3. “May we have many more years of glasses to clink, surprises to throw, cakes to cut, gifts to give and smiles to put on each other’s faces. Happy first anniversary!”

4. “On our anniversary, let’s not look back at the memories we’ve made. Rather let’s look ahead at all those that are yet to come. Happy 1st anniversary.”

5. “The celebration of our anniversary will last for twenty-four hours, but the celebration of our lives together will last a lifetime and beyond. Happy first anniversary my darling.”

6. “If my life was a boat, floating over the choppy waters of destiny, you are the set of sails which will see me through. Happy first marriage anniversary.”

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8. “If time could be played over and over again in a loop, I would put the first year of our marriage in repeat mode because it has been perfect. Happy first anniversary dear.”

9. “Thanks for making sure that the first year of our married lives was perfect. I promise I’ll do everything I can to make sure that every single year of the rest of our lives is perfect – exactly how you deserve it to be.”

10. “On our 1st wedding anniversary, I have this to say – I love life because of you. Thank you for being in my life. Happy anniversary!”

11. “Just as a bird can’t fly without wings, I can’t even imagine my life without you. Happy 1st anniversary my sunshine!”

12. “One year has passed, but I will never forget that moment in my life when you said YES. I’m so happy my darling because you make my life complete!”

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14. “When I proposed to you, I gave you a ring. When you said ‘Yes,’ you gave my life wings. Happy first anniversary!”

15. “Nothing comes close to how I feel when I hold you close. It is a silence that tickles me in the deepest corner of my soul. Happy first anniversary!”

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Wedding Anniversary Messages For Your Wife

Anniversaries are special! Anything special requires your heartfelt and sincere efforts. So take time to make your wife feel special with specially written messages for her. Here is a list of some heartfelt wedding anniversary wishes for your wife.

16. “It doesn’t matter whether we always agree or not. What matters is that I love you and you love me. Happy anniversary, my beautiful wife!”

17. “The only things trending forever in our lives are #happiness, #love, and #romance. Happy anniversary dear wifey!”

18. “Like a lock without its key, my life would be useless without you in it. Happy anniversary, my beautiful wife!”

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20. “A beautiful rose for a beautiful woman who has given me a beautiful life. Happy anniversary!”

21. “I don’t know where I would be if you hadn’t supported me. My life would’ve come to a dead end if it weren’t for you. Today, as we celebrate our anniversary, I just want to say thanks for everything baby.”

22. “Our house would never have become a home without you. Our kids would never have understood the meaning of family without you. I would have never experienced love without you. Happy anniversary!”

23. “Time stopped the day we got married. I’m stuck in a warp of sunny hues, smiles and everlasting love. Happy anniversary!”

24. “Rewinding to the happy memories of our married life inspires me to fast forward and dream about the amazing future that lies ahead. Happy anniversary!”

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26. Anniversaries will come and go, but our lives will forever continue to be a celebration of togetherness and romance. I love you.

27. “A happy marriage is a relationship between two people who know the meaning of commitment, trust, sacrifice, forgiveness, and honesty. Happy anniversary!”

28. “I am one of the few lucky men in this world who can say that my best friend, girlfriend, and wife are the same woman. Happy anniversary!”

29. “You know you’re in a real relationship when making sacrifices for someone else makes you happy from within. I love you, happy anniversary.”

30. “I wish our love grows higher than the mountain, wider than the sky, brighter than the moon and warmer than the sun. Happy anniversary my dear.”

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32. “True happiness is to get married and to feel glad about it for the rest of your life. I am so happy with you, my sweetheart. Happy anniversary!”

33. “Anniversaries are meant to be celebrated. But in our case, it serves as a reminder that we will spend the rest of our life together. Now, then and forever.”

34. “My anniversary gift is insignificant when compared to the happy marriage and beautiful family you have given me. Happy anniversary!”

35. “Best wishes and happy anniversary to the one behind my success, happiness, and all my smiles. You are the reason our marriage has lasted many a mile. Happy anniversary to my wife.”

36. “Happy anniversary to my dear wife! I am grateful for the wonderful time that we have spent together. Believe me; those moments are really special to me. I hope we spend all our life together, like this.”

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38. “You have always given my life a new purpose, even when I was trying to let go of everything. You always had my back when the times were tough. On this anniversary, I can only wish you and thank you for all that you have done for me.”

39. “Happy anniversary my dear wife. It doesn’t matter how much we argue, what really matters is that we love each other more than our differences. Thanks for all your support. May we have a blessed life ahead.”

40. “In times of trouble or happiness, I know you are always with me and will stand by my side. You are everything that I could ever ask for. Here’s to another year of our lives together. Happy anniversary!”

41. “I love being married to you. It’s so great that I have found the person who bears all my eccentricities, understands my moods and reads my mind without saying a word. Happy anniversary sweets!”

42. “The day that changed my life, the day that brought happiness in my life, the day when I proposed you – that day is here. And now I am with you. Days have passed on, years have gone by, but my love has not changed for you. I will always love you. Happy anniversary!”

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44. “Your love is the strength that drives me to do everything for this family. You are the armor that shields me from tears. Happy anniversary!”

45. “The day we took our wedding vows was the beginning of our journey to a wonderland. Hold my hand always my dear, promise me not to let go. Happy wedding anniversary!”

46. “You and your love are the reason I feel so alive every day. Thank you for your patience and devotion, which always inspire me. You’ve made my life complete, honey, I love you so much. Happy anniversary!”

47. “You know, after all these years of living together, I realize that if I had a chance to change everything, I would never take it. I will always choose you, my dear wife. Congratulations on our wedding anniversary!”

48. “When you hug me and hold my hand, my worries go away because they know I have you. I love you baby and I won’t stop. Happy anniversary!”

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50. “We have been happily married for 10 years, and I know, I used to forget our anniversary very often, but today is very special, it’s been 10 years… just let that sink in. We used to fight, laugh, cuddle, and you know, it was all worth it.”

51. “Many people give their wives gifts on their anniversary. But I have kept it really simple and given my whole life to you my dear. I love you, Happy anniversary!”

52. “I’ve searched every dictionary to find the meaning of life but I found nothing. But when we got married and I looked into your eyes, I found everything. Happy anniversary.”

53. “We may have struggles and bumps along the way but what is important now is I have you by my side to face anything that may come our way. Together we are stronger, together we will accomplish anything. Together we are one. Happy anniversary my dear wife!”

54. “Our anniversary is just a momentary celebration, but our marriage is a timeless one. Happy anniversary!”

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56. “When two people are connected at heart, it doesn’t matter what they do or who they are or where they live; there are no boundaries or barriers. Happy anniversary to us!”

57. “It doesn’t matter where you go in life, it’s who you have beside you that matters. Happy anniversary!”

58. “You have made me a better person by loving me for who I am. Thank you for always being there for me. Happy anniversary dear!”

59. “As we learn, let us share. As we take, let us give. As we weep, let us care. As we love, let us live. Best wishes on our wedding anniversary!”

60. “Anywhere with you is better than anywhere without you. Happy anniversary my lovely wife!”

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62. “Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. Happy anniversary!”

63. “Nothing in this world could ever be as wonderful as the love you’ve given me. Your love makes my days so very bright and sunny. Happy anniversary my lovely wife!”

64. “Wow, I can’t believe one more year has just passed us by. How time flies when we are happy, it’s a great honor and pleasure to be your husband. I love you dear. Happy anniversary!”

65. “You’re my beautiful queen and I forever will be your brave and courageous knight, who will protect you from sorrow and tears. Congratulations on our wedding anniversary! Love you madly.”

66. “I love you, and I always did, even when we fight, and I yell, “Leave me alone” I don’t mean it, because you are my everything and if you leave, I won’t have anything left. Happy anniversary!”

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Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes For Wife

Life is too short to be grumpy and serious. Have fun, drink, eat, and be merry while loving unconditionally. And don’t forget to induce some humor into the anniversary celebrations with these funny anniversary wishes for your wife. They might just perk her up.

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68. “Marriage is like vitamins; we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.”

69. “They say the first year of marriage is the hardest…and then you get used to it. Happy anniversary anyway, my dear wife.”

70. “My dear wife, you are the seat belt in the roller coaster of my life. You protect me at every turn and through all the ups and downs of my life. You are very special to me. Happy anniversary.”

71. “Baby, even though you wake me up in the middle of the night with the most annoying snores, I still love you and everything you are. Happy anniversary!”

72. “Oh dear! You know how much I enjoyed annoying you all these days!, I am rejoicing now, thinking that I still have that opportunity, so let us celebrate the anniversary.”

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74. A day of loving.
A week of quarrel.
A month of war.
A year of marriage.
Happy anniversary!

75. “Peanut butter with pizza is a bad combination, but I don’t care, I like it that way. Cheers to our anniversary!

76. “Congratulations on sharing yet another year of happiness, suffering, misery, and tolerance. But don’t you dare leave me alone. I want to share my all emotions only with you. Happy anniversary!”

77. “I’ve been crazy,
I’ve been a fool,
I’ve done things that were out of control,
So I’m really wondering why you’re still with me.
Probably because you’re just like me.
Happy anniversary!”

78. “We are like salt and a paper cut, two things that aren’t supposed to be together but end up that way anyways!”

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80. “Opposite poles attract, they say.
I proved that on our wedding day.
I was wedded to you, as you were to me,
And then we started our war, errrr journey.”

81. “It started with a dream of a life together – and the dream just keeps getting better (despite an occasional nightmare). Happy anniversary!”

82. “Nothing makes me happier than knowing that you love me for who I am and letting me be myself. Even if I am obnoxious and crazy.”

83. “I’m so happy that, all these years ago,
I found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
Wishing you a Happy anniversary!”

84. “Three kids, two lovebirds, and one mortgage — We’re in this together. Love Ya!”

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86. “I was once a man who couldn’t handle a woman, but with you, everything was just so easy and fun. As every year passes by I can’t help but love you more, my beautiful wife. Happy anniversary!”

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Anniversary Card Messages for Wife

An anniversary card with a beautiful, heartfelt message from you is one of the best ways of showing how much your wife means to you and how much you love her. You can personalize the card to make it all the more special. Here are some anniversary card messages that can inspire you in penning your own anniversary message:

87. “Instead of a card, you should get a trophy for putting up with me another year. You’re the only one for me.”

88. “You are the light that wakes me in the morning, guides me through the day, and watches over me at night.”

89. “It doesn’t matter whether it’s our first or twentieth anniversary, what matters is that we love each other always.”

90. “I think that I am constantly doing stupid things because I know that I can always count on you. Happy anniversary.”

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92. “Happy anniversary to someone I can talk to, laugh with, cry with, and cause some trouble with. Let’s celebrate our anniversary and raise a toast to our togetherness.”

93. “If staying married to you for the rest of my life is crazy, then I don’t want to be sane. I can’t imagine my life without you.”

94. “Another year to create precious memories together. Another year to discover new things about each other. Another year to strengthen a marriage that defines forever. Happy anniversary!”

95. “I always thought nothing could be as flawless and perfect as my life. Turns out, our marriage is. Happy anniversary!”

96. “The happiest day in my life was the day you finally became my wife. I feel so lucky every day to have you as my lover, wife, and best friend. Thank you for your love and care. Happy anniversary my wife!”

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98. “True happiness is to get married and be glad about it every day of your life. I am so happy I found you, my sweetheart, happy anniversary!”

99. “You are so generous with your love time, energy, and forgiveness! Thank you for another amazing year of marriage.”

100. “I thought I got the better end of the deal and every year it just keeps getting better.”

101. “I hope that a relationship that started with cookies, a fishing trip, and a turtle can always stay pure and simple. It’s still fun to flirt with you. I can always depend on you to laugh. I love you!”

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We are sure you loved all those messages and can’t wait to send them out to your wife on your anniversary. Well, in the meantime, if you want us to include some more on our list, you can share them below in the comments section.

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