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Leaving humorous messages on your wedding card or guest book with The beautiful and funny wedding wishes, wedding congratulations.

Starfish honeymooners on a sunset beach for newlyw…

Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: May each day be a tropical paradise as you begin your new life together.
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: Pair of starfish on a sunset beach for newlyweds.
Product Id: 454500

Motorcycle Wedding - Kraft Look Wedding Card

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Inside Text: May your every day together be a joyous ride.
Artist: Michael Wykowski
Product Id: 989669

Wedding Congrats Butter or Worse Toast to the Brid…

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Inside Text: You’ll never be a loaf again! Congratulations on your marriage!
Artist: Penny Cork
Artist Notes: Boy and girl toast offer a bit of fun and humor to the bride and groom on their wedding day with this congratulations cards. Whimsical, smiling slices of bread done in shades of brown on a pale blue background with white wedding rings. A bow tie for the groom and a flower for the bride completes this charming and trendy illustration. This original design is � Penny Cork.
Product Id: 1269556

Owls Wedding Congratulations card

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Inside Text: Congrats!
Artist: Jenn Inashvili
Artist Notes: Humorous Owl Bride and Groom. Inside of this card: "Congrats!" Customizable text to add your own greeting. Funny Owl Couple, Newlyweds, New husband and wife, just married, an original and cute congratulations card. Happy couple, groom wearing teal bow tie, bride with bouquet of flowers and white veil. Brown background. The Blue Owl figurine seen below is also available for purchase here: http://tinyurl.com/gslpqzy
Product Id: 880836

Cartoon Wedding . The Bride Is Taking a Selfie to …

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your marriage
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Cartoon Wedding scene. The bride is taking a selfie in the middle of the ceremony. Puzzled groom asks, Seriously, Elaine? A Selfie? Now?
Product Id: 1473110

Dish Runs Away with the Spoon Wedding Congratulati…

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Inside Text: You did it!
Artist: Jenn Inashvili
Artist Notes: The Dish Ran Away with the Spoon! Funny wedding congratulations card based on "the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon" from the Hey Diddle Diddle nursery rhyme. Bride and groom running on a sandy beach. Funny wedding congrats card. Beach wedding.
Product Id: 887968

Funny Wedding Congratulations Love Honor Scrub Toi…

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Inside Text: Welcome to reality! Congratulations on your marriage!
Artist: Penny Cork
Artist Notes: A fun and eye-catching wedding congratulations card for the newlywed couple that offers a bit of advice. White text and graphics really pop against the hot pink background. For the couple with a sense of humor! Add to, or change, the inside text to create your own special message.
Product Id: 939700

Funny Congratulations on Wedding, Corgi Dog Couple…

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Inside Text: What a Wonderful Couple! Congratulations on Your Recent Nuptials.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Congratulations! on your wedding, paper greeting card. Card features a photograph of two corgis in the back seat of a car. The bride and groom are dressed in their wedding attire and are vocalizing their love for each other. Keep howlin' and growlin' into wedded bliss.
Product Id: 510954

Wedding - miranda warning! - congratulations card

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Inside Text: Congratulations, and GOOD LUCK!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 810099

Your Wedding - a funny wedding & marriage poem for…

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Inside Text: Congratulations!
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A Wedding & Marriage Congratulations Card featuring a bad poem and illustration for the couple who "mean business". The happy couple is all smiles as they celebrate their "merger" or "friendly takeover". He is wearing a top hat and she is wearing a beautiful veil.
Product Id: 1206194

Squirrelly Wedding - Congratulations card

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Inside Text: . . . and the presents are always nuts. Congratulations on getting married.
Artist: Sun At Night Studios
Artist Notes: Illustrated congratulations card for a wedding. A couple of squirrels in a grassy field are dressed as the bride and groom sitting next to a pile of acorns. A really large acorn has a bow around it. Cover text reads: Weddings are a little squirrelly. Inside text reads: . . and the presents are always nuts.
Product Id: 1371944

Marriage Is A Funny Thing card

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Inside Text: Marriage is a funny thing.... CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 338563

Bride and Groom - a funny wedding & marriage congr…

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Inside Text: Congratulations
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A Wedding & Marriage Congratulations Card featuring a bad poem and illustration for the bride and groom who are all smiles.
Product Id: 1206196

Leaving humorous messages on your wedding card or guest book with The beautiful and funny wedding wishes, wedding congratulations.

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funny wedding wishes for cards

Need to find something to write in a wedding card? Whatever your relation to the happy couple, you’ll find a huge range of ideas below. We’ve searched the internet and consulted our card experts here to come up with the best list of ideas, and something you can pinch and pass off as your own. Enjoy!

Simple and Easy Messages

  1. Wishing you lots of love and happiness.
  2. Woohoo you got married! Wishing you two lovebirds a lifetime of Netflix binging.
  3. A toast to the best pairing I’ve ever seen!
  4. You guys are so perfect together! Congratulations! Super happy for you both!
  5. It’s official! You’re stuck with one another! Congratulations on your wedding, and all the best for a future full of fun and adventures.
  6. Lots of love and joy to both of you on this exciting day.
  7. Congratulations on finding the perfect partner in crime.
  8. So happy to celebrate this day with you both! Wishing you a long and happy marriage.
  9. Really happy for you both – I’m predicting cute babies ;o)
  10. Wishing you a lifetime of joy and happiness!
  11. Wishing you both the happily-ever-after you deserve.

Funny Ideas

  1. It’s time to knock back the prosecco and pretend like this hasn’t been the most stressful day of your life.
  2. Well done on finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your lives.
  3. Remember, marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.
  4. Thanks for inviting us to eat and drink while you get married. Congrats!
  5. What do late nights, parties and hanging out with friends have in common? You won’t be able to do any of them from now on! Happy wedding day.
  6. Congrats on probably not dying alone.
  7. Congratulations for finally succumbing to life’s biggest myth – a successful marriage.
  8. Now you’re married, you must master the art of saying yes when you actually want to say no!
  9. Thanks for reminding me how much money I will save by not getting married 😉
  10. Well done on tying the knot (as well as the chains around your legs!)
  11. Wishing you two lovebirds a lifetime of Netflix binging!
  12. I can’t wait to sob uncontrollably at your wedding.
  13. I guess you won’t be a crazy cat person after all. Well done!
  14. Forever is a long time… congrats… I think?
  15. Now you can eat, drink and get fat, who cares – you’re married!
  16. You may be married, but you don’t have to grow up! Congratulations on your wedding!
  17. There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.

Rude/Offensive Things to Say

  1. The key to a great marriage is to keep the fights clean… and the sex dirty.
  2. Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together – divorce is too expensive.
  3. I can’t believe you’re getting married before me. This is bulls***.
  4. May you not accidentally get pregnant on the honeymoon!
  5. Remember love is all you need… stick with crap like that and you’ll do great!
  6. I would have got you a nicer card, but we were only invited to the evening do!
  7. Congratulations on “I Doing” each other!
  8. Marriage w***ers!
  9. Congratulations on your wedding day! There better be an open bar or I retract my previous statement.

Thoughtful Sentiments

  1. Love and marriage get better with each passing year. May all that you feel today be just the start.
  2. Congratulations on making this step together, and may your love see you through all life’s ups and downs.
  3. Can’t wait to watch you two turn into the cutest little old married couple to live.
  4. Congratulations on your wedding! We are so happy for you and wish you all the love and happiness in the world.
  5. May your love be modern enough to survive the times, but old-fashioned enough to last forever!
  6. You have shared so much love and laughter over your years together, and I know there will be many more joyful moments to come.
  7. Wishing you all the best with the ceremony and a long and happy future together. May the honeymoon last forever!

Quotes

  1. If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you.
  2. Rules to a happy marriage: 1. The wife is always right. When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and remember rule number 1 again.
  3. Being married is like having a best friend that doesn’t remember anything you say.
  4. Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
  5. No matter how hard it gets, the first 50 years of marriage are always the hardest.
  6. A marriage is just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat.
  7. Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener!

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Wedding Wishes: Messages and Quotes

funny wedding wishes for cards

When it comes to writing the perfect wedding day wishes, how do you make your message stand out?

There’s nothing worse than finding the perfect card only to hover over it with a pen struggling to think of an appropriate message. And while we’re often flooded with inspiration during our commute or when we’re in the shower, it’s often the way that when it comes down to it, we just can’t find the words. Cue major frustration.

To help you out, we thought we’d cover every message you could possibly need to write in a wedding card, whether it’s for your best friend, a family member or just an acquaintance. Depending on the couple, you may want to stick to religious or traditional wording, a sentimental or a fun message, so we’ve got all that covered. All you need to do is skim through the list until you find the right message for you – you are more than welcome.

If you’re going to a wedding or two this summer, chances are that as well as the perfect guest outfit, you’ve already found the perfect greeting card to congratulate the couple. But we know you’ve got enough on your plate ticking off items on your wedding checklist to spend ages agonising over what to write.

So, grab your carefully chosen card and a pen, you’re going to want to jot down your favourite message!

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Formal wedding wishes

  • Wishing you love and happiness on your wedding day and for your new life together.
  • May your joining together bring you a lifetime of happiness.
  • May the love you share today grow stronger as you grow old together.
  • With warmest wishes on your wedding day and always.
  • There is no couple more deserving of a joyful and loving wedding day as you two.

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Religious wedding wishes

  • May God shower your new lives together with many blessings.
  • Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. It does not demand its own way. It is not irritable, and it keeps no record of being wronged. It does not rejoice about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance. Prophecy and speaking in unknown languages and special knowledge will become useless. But love will last forever! -1 Corinthians 13:4-8
  • Mazel Tov on your wedding day!
  • May God bless your marriage together as He did your courtship.
  • Praying and wishing happiness to the new Mr & Mrs (surname).

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Casual wedding wishes

  • We love you, you beautiful people, congrats!
  • Wishing you a long and happy marriage.
  • So happy to celebrate with our favourite couple on their big day.
  • Here’s to a fun-filled, happy marriage!

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Funny wedding wishes

  • On your wedding day, you two became one. Does that mean I get two birthday presents from you every year?
  • Holy s*** you’re married! Congratulations to our favourite couple.
  • Congratulations, you two weirdos were made for each other!
  • Woohoo you got married! Wishing you two lovebirds a lifetime of Netflix binging.

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Wedding wishes for your best friend

  • To my best mate, I’m so thrilled to be celebrating with you on your big day. Wishing you a lifetime of happiness.
  • I am so honoured to be part of your wedding day, I can’t think of a more loving couple.
  • I can’t believe my best friend is getting married! I can’t think of anyone who deserves an awesome day more than you.
  • You’re an actual married couple! So happy for you two, I know you will have the best life together.

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Wedding wishes for a family member

  • Congratulations on your wedding day – and welcome to the family, [name of person your family member is marrying]!
  • We are so happy to celebrate your special day with you, what a wonderful addition to the family!
  • Today, we add one more member to our family and we couldn’t be happier. Congrats!
  • Congratulations on your marriage! Today we join two wonderful families together and we couldn’t be happier.

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Wedding wishes for your brother or sister

  • I’ve always dreamt of having a sister and now I have one, I couldn’t be happier for the both of us.
  • It seems like only yesterday we were planning our dream wedding as kids, and now the day has finally come. I am so happy for you.
  • Congratulations! You bring my brother/sister so much happiness and I’m so happy to celebrate with you today.
  • To my baby sister/brother, I can’t believe you’re getting married. Bursting with happiness for your and your new husband/wife.
  • Hehe, she/he’s your responsibility now, good luck! Just kidding, you’ll be SO happy together.

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Wedding wishes for your son or daughter

  • To our wonderful daughter/son, many congratulations on your wedding day. We wish you a lifetime of happiness.
  • We could not be prouder of you now that you have embarked on a new journey with your beautiful wife/husband. May the future be bright!
  • We know we are not losing a son/daughter but are gaining a son/daughter, and we could not be happier.
  • Best wishes to our son/daughter and our new daughter-in-law/son-in-law on this joyous occasion.

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Wedding wishes for a parent

  • To mum/dad, wishing you every happiness on your big day.
  • Mum/dad, we love you so much and (name of stepparent), we couldn’t be happier to welcome you in the family.
  • (name of stepparent) you make my mum/dad so happy, and we are delighted to celebrate with you today.
  • I’m so happy that you found a partner to share your life with, congratulations.
  • I couldn’t be happier for the both of you.

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Wedding wishes for a co-worker

  • So honoured to be sharing your special day with you, congratulations on your new adventure.
  • Thank you for inviting me to share this day with you and your family. Best wishes for your future together.
  • Wishing you a lifetime of happiness.

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Wedding wishes if you’re including a gift with the card

  • Here’s a little something to start your life together.
  • Have a bottle of champagne on your honeymoon on us!
  • Please find a little gift from us to celebrate your wedding day.

Now all you have to worry about is what to write in your wedding thank you cards!

Funny Wedding Wishes. Go ahead and write something funny in the card that you think will make.

18 Hilarious Examples For Funny Wedding Cards

funny wedding wishes for cards

When it comes to weddings, the average length of an American engagement is 16 months. During this period, couples purchase an average of $4 billion in furniture, $3 billion housewares, and $400 million in tablewares. An estimated 17% of men are willing to work overtime to pay for a ring. Half of men prefer to have their fiance with them to choose the ring. A series of witty wedding card messages are listed below that capture the humor and feelings of many guests that attend weddings.

All weddings are happy. It’s living together afterwards that’s difficult!

As you walk down the aisle, don’t be nervous about saying ‘I do’ because you don’t have a choice anyways. Good luck and congratulations.

Before you get married, you will be madly in love with each other. After you get married, you will just be mad at each other. Congratulations.

Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!

Do you know that you are signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year? Congratulations for signing your life away.

Do you know what late nights, parties and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those from now on. Congratulations for your wedding.

Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations.

I cancelled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free booze was just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.

I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations.

I wanted to get you a life preserver as a wedding gift just in case.

If you are not going to put on a life jacket before taking the plunge, at least take swimming lessons.

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck for your tight rope act.

Knowing the entrepreneurial couple that you are, I was wondering if you could give me some insider tips so I can place my bets on how long you both will last? Congratulations for getting hitched.

Marriage doesn’t mean you own the other person, just their stuff.

Marriage is happiness times two, anger times two and frustrations times three. (The third comes in when her best friend is called).

Marriages are all about sacrifice, hardships and letting go. Are you really sure you want to get married?

No amount of heartfelt congratulatory wishes that I give you on your wedding will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.

Now that you are married, you must master the art of saying yes when you actually want to say no. Congratulations on your wedding.

On your wedding day today, you have now become two from one. Does that mean I will get two birthday gifts from you every year? Congratulations for getting married.

our wedding signals the change of status in your life. Your relationship status on Facebook will change from single to married while your real life’s status will change from being available to being busy. Congratulations.

Rule number one once married, do not talk to people of the opposite sex naked.

Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software in your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married.

Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together – divorce is too expensive.

The best part about your wedding is that it gives me many more parties to look forward to in the next few years – a party for your first anniversary, new home, new baby and your partner’s birthday. Congratulations buddy.

The only difference between marriage and stupidity is that marriage is expensive while stupidity comes free of cost. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.

The person who refused to take a holiday with his friends because it was too expensive, is now blowing up all his money on his grand wedding. Welcome to married life buddy. Congratulations.

There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.

Today I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a wedding anniversary to buy gifts for. Congratulations to my best friend for getting married.

Walking down the aisle on your wedding marks your first step in walking towards a hurricane called Marriage. Good luck.

Wedding – one of the biggest expense of your life which marks the beginning of many more expenses including shopping, gifts, day care, schooling for children and possibly even alimony. Good luck to you.

You haven’t just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding.

You will have moments when you really love each other, then there will be the rest of the time.

Your match wasn’t made in heaven. It was made in my bedroom that you two used so often. Congratulations to my best buddies for getting married.

Your wedding wows are actually an unsaid contract in which you agree to be tied down to your spouse all your life. Congrats buddy.

Your wife complements you perfectly. She shadows all your flaws and accentuates your qualities. Now we know why you decided to get married. Congratulations.

The average cost of a wedding ring is $2,100 in the United States. An estimated 7 out of 10 women prefer their man to save up enough money to buy the ring of their dreams before proposing. Almost three quarters of brides receive an engagement ring that has diamonds. The below infographic outlines interesting facts and statistics about an American engagement.

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