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Birthdays are special to all of us. If anyone forgets to wish you on your day, chances are high that you will never forget that they didn’t. It is important to wish loved ones, friends and family on their special day and put a smile on their face. Birthday wishes make people feel loved and remembered. A call, text or even a Facebook message goes a long way in saying “we care”. A simple call at midnight to wish “Happy Birthday” or a bouquet of flowers with a card and chocolates does the trick.

But then again that is all cliché. Isn’t it much more fun when you can poke others about turning older? People are taking to funny birthday wishes to make the other person smile from ear to ear. It is effective, simple and can go on to be one of the most memorable wishes. Whatever you do, here are some tips to keep in mind while sending out a funny birthday wish:


Damn, you’re so old, your first pet must have been a dinosaur!


These are some funny and witty messages that you can share on social media or send to someone out on a birthday ecard, SMS or via e-mail on their special day.

Short Funny Birthday Wishes

  • We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
  • One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!
  • Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!
  • It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
  • To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
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  • I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
  • I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know.

  • Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…
  • I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
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  • One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.
  • You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!
  • The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
  • Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.
  • Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday oldie!

Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser.

  • Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday!
  • Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!
  • I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.
  • May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones!

Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

  • It’s your birthday, but make sure you get all your present before you offend everyone.
  • Today is your birthday, the only day you’re allowed to say things that you’d regret on any other day.
  • Oh yeah! You’re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy Birthday!
  • Statistics show that people who live longer have more birthdays, costing us more money for presents!
  • If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.
  • Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb.

More Birthdays bring a longer life. No science in that. Happy Birthday!

  • Happy birthday! Here’s to being immature for a lifetime.
  • As your younger sister, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha!
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  • When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!
  • Today is the start of the rest of your life. What? You’re how old. Revise: Today is the start of the oldest part of your life.

If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.

  • Don’t you wish you were a kid again? Of course not, cause you’re still doing the same things you did back then.
  • Here’s hoping that you enjoy your birthday as much as you enjoy torturing everyone all year.
  • I tried to find something that represented the year you were born. Unfortunately, the thrift shops were closed. Happy Birthday.
  • Congratulations bud! You are now officially 20 years away from turning 50.

You’re still young! Happy Bday.

  • I’m just coming over for the treat. By the way, many happy returns.
  • Here is a hug! Happy birthday!!!! PS: I’m broke!
  • You just lost one more year of your life. Happy birthday, man!
  • It is said that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest. Birthdays are great. Happy birthday, dude.

Happy birthday, Oldie.

  • Happy birthday, Dinosaur.
  • You turned 50? Well that botox is certainly working.
  • You asked for it. Here is nothing. Happy birthday.
  • I hope you see the day when you have no teeth.
  • Will there be cake tomorrow or no?
  • Happy birthday, my 30-year-old Grandma.

This year, do it your way.

  • Want to look young today? Play chess with Grandpa.
  • Want to look young today? Go to an old age home.
  • You just tuned 40? Well, your mom just told me you are 43.
  • Your grandmother wants her walking stick back. Happy Birthday!
  • I can never forget your birthday. It always comes after the day you remind me of it. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 500th birthday, Vampire. May you stay forever young!
  • Do I have to remind you at your age that TODAY is your birthday? Happy birthday to you.

Your age today… is the new black.

  • You’re great and even greater on your birthday. YES, I’ve been drinking!
  • The funny thing about you is that you age, but your maturity levels always stay the same!
  • This time we made sure that your candles cost less than the cake. We just got the two numbers. Have a happy 85th birthday!
  • The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in jail.
  • Now it’s time to fall in love, get married and make me a grandparent. And hopefully do all those things in this order! Until then Happy Birthday!
  • Your wife say you’re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.

On the occasion of this birthday, looking for the meaning of life in the back of my head.

  • This birthday means it’ time to start treating your kids like gold. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon.
  • It’s your birthday. The good news is that you’re only as old as you act and right now you’re in kindergarten.
  • I will never send you one of those greeting cards making fun about your age. I know how sensitive old folks are about their age.
  • Finally you’re 21 and legally able to do everything you’ve been doing since you were 14 years old.

  • What comes with being 18 years old? Bills, bills and more bills… and waiting three more years to do what you really want.
  • I can’t believe you’re 50. You don’t look a day over 49 and a half.
  • You know you’re getting old when your kids are lecturing you. Fight the power! Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are nuts!

  • I bet if you knew at 18 years old what you know now, you’d have still done the same stupid things that you did. Here’s to staying young. Happy Birthday.
  • I thought about sending you a birthday card mocking your age, but I decided against it. Remember that when you are writing your will.
  • You’re the best young person I know. You make me thankful to be old.
  • Don’t worry about getting old. You’re still above ground.
  • The secret to staying young is lying about your age. Happy Birthday!

Blow this candle and hope for the best.

  • Let’s be honest! You don’t really care what I write on this card. You probably won’t even read it. All you care about is the gift inside! And that’s why I love you, happy birthday!
  • Consider the positives. You have another birthday and you still have all your teeth.
  • I just wanted to remind you that you’re a year older than you were last year.
  • Today is the day when everyone reminds you you’re a year older and we all pretend to be happy about it.
  • Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day over… whatever age you were at your last birthday!
  • You had me at “there will be cake and ice cream”. Happy Birthday to a truly special person who admires candy!

Happy Baaaaaaaaarthday!

Longer Funny Birthday Wishes

  • We all knew this day was coming, it’s not bad luck, its nature. It’s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy Birthday!
  • Mum, it’s that time of year again! You do make it hard for us, don’t you?! You never chose a favorite cake for us to get, or special thing for us to do. You can never give us a list of things you want or favorite meal for us to prepare! You are the hardest woman on earth to please! For these reasons we were forced to make it up, so don’t blame us if the day is not up to scratch! Happy Birthday to the world’s biggest fence-sitting mum!
  • Not quite an adult, but no longer a child. This is one of the toughest ages of your life. You have most of life’s firsts to look forward to, and a whole mess of early mistakes to leave behind. Let me give you one single piece of advice, that I wish someone had told me when I was your age: Stay away from bad boys.

Dear friend, have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets!

  • You made it! You are now officially old! Maybe no one else has the guts to let you know, but don’t worry. In my opinion you’ll make a sexy grey fox for sure!
  • Another year, another birthday to organize, another headache. You better get used to headaches; they become more and more common when pushing middle age!
  • You may be just a one year old baby! So you can’t read this message yet! But since we have Twitter, Facebook and the Cloud, doing this kind of thing now makes sense!
  • Last year it was a nice dinner at a fantastic hotel, the year before we went to Vegas, and now this year you’re just staying in? I guess the rumors are true, old age does ruin people. Happy Birthday! Have a good one!

Happy Birthday. Enjoy this day.

  • I never celebrate my birthday with a huge party, and you always ask me why. While tomorrow you will be surrounded by mess and a pile of huge hospitality bills, I will be enjoying a nice quiet lie in. That’s why.
  • If you are hung over, struggle to think clearly and suffer a terrible headache in the morning, don’t worry. It only means you’ve had one of the best nights of your life!
  • If you were a boy I would be telling you to have a great time, not to be shy, to be brave, talk to everyone and not to get into too much trouble! But since you’re a girl I’m obliged to remind you that talking to strangers is a bad idea. Stay away from all naughty looking boys and don’t get into any trouble at all! Enjoy!

Birthday and liking it.

  • You should see your age as something to boast about, not worry over. The next time someone makes an age joke at you, remind them that you’ve been around longer than they’ve been able to walk, and if they make it to half your age, they should consider themselves lucky!
  • To the world’s greatest dad, you make me laugh, you keep me fed, you brush my hair and buy me clothes. So I guess it’s only fair that I return the favor and spoil you this one day of the year! Don’t expect big things though, please remember I’m only small. Happy Birthday.

If we’re late, keep us some cake.

  • You probably haven’t been told this before, but when you were first born the doctors thought there was something wrong with you! With those eyes, strange ears and funny nose, it’s genuinely quite amazing they ever let you leave the hospital.
  • To my dearest, most favorite and most precious little sister. Our family was so very blessed the day you were born. It was such a joy to grow up with you and share so many great moments together. Remember these kind words when you’re cutting and dishing out the cake portions later!
  • The best thing about your birthday is that you’ve now reached the age to say: “Those kids don’t know anything. When I was young…” and then go on blathering all day, annoying everyone around you.
  • I just wanted you to know that they say 50 is the new 30, skinny jeans are out and the saggy, relaxed look is in! Also, neatly pressed polo shirts are out and well worn and wrinkled is in! Happy Birthday you trendsetter you!!

May your day be more beautiful than a Unicorn farting rainbows!

  • Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. You smell like my husband and you sorta look like him too.
  • You remind me of a jar of pickles. You’re pretty well preserved for your age. Happy Birthday, my dear old friend!
  • Happy Birthday—-& just to let you know the tablecloth is flame resistant, I have the fire department on stand-by and there is a fire extinguisher under the table.

And then he tells me I’m just 27.

  • I have sources that have informed me that it’s your birthday and that you are a die-hard Obama fan. Enjoy this premium roast coffee that is imported and served at the White House! Kenya Arabica Bean Anniversary of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth blend.
  • You have more preservatives in you than a jar of mayonnaise! There isn’t an expiration date on your bottom, is there? Happy Birthday, my fantastically well preserved friend!
  • My momma always said “Life was like a box of chocolates. You gotta keep sticking your finger in them until you find the one that you want to get.” Happy Birthday.

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!

  • “You want answers?! You can’t handle the truth!” …but I will tell you anyways. It’s your god*amn birthday!
  • I hope your birthday leaves you less hot & bothered than when you read 50 Shades of Grey. Happy Birthday.
  • Don’t think of them as wrinkles. Think of them as creases that just need some starch and a bit of ironing. Cheers to another year & another crease.
  • Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…..

Birthdays are a freud. Nobody is getting any junger.

  • Congratulations! You are another year closer to being able to get that senior discount at Target and wear the underwear that you can pee in!!
  • Brother, I figured today would be as good a day as any to tell you that you were adopted!! Just kidding. Happy Birthday—or is it??
  • Lucille Ball said it best when she said, “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” May you stay forever 28—LIAR!

Lucille Ball said it best when she said: The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age! May You stay forever 28…Liar!

  • I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys “R” Us kid. If you are now singing the end of this magical verse, you are most certainly an 80s kid. Happy Birthday to my NKOTB loving, neon scrunchy wearing, slap bracelet collecting friend.
  • If you’re having vanilla cake I would like some ice cream… but on the side. If it’s chocolate cake, no ice cream. If you’re having vanilla and chocolate marble cake, I would like the ice cream served on top of the cake. If there’s no cake, than just a scoop of chocolate ice cream. Happy Birthday to a friend that always goes above and beyond!!
  • I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as Kim Kardashian enjoys taking selfies!
  • I would like to wish you a politically correct birthday so I won’t encourage overindulgence of alcohol, getting less than the recommended 9 hours of sleep, or listening to excessively loud rock music…..but happy birthday, even if all the fun has been sucked out of it!

And I’m saving all my love for your birthday cake tonight.

  • Chuck Norris wanted to apologize for not being able to make it to your birthday party. He was busy geocaching in Antarctica. Happy Birthday.
  • Cougar was so last year. This year you are a cheetah, fierce & fabulous!! Happy Birthday!!!
  • If  ‘only the good die young’,…..I’m afraid you’re going to be celebrating a few more birthdays.
  • One must not simply wish someone a happy birthday, one must shout it from the rooftops, start a conga line in the middle of town, resurrect Julia Child to bake a triple layer ice cream cake!
  • Do you want to eat some ice cream? Come on, how about some chocolate cake? I never see you anymore. Come out the door. Come on let’s go and make a wish! Don’t tell me to ‘let it go’ because your birthday comes only once a year. We used to be best buddies but now we’re not. Do I really smell that bad? I want to wish you happy birthday, to your face. Not from behind a door.

I love parties. Happy Birthday.

  • I’m glad I don’t need Facebook to tell me it’s your birthday. Happy Birthday!
  • To show how not old we are I am going to wish you happy birthday in under 140 characters. #happybirthday #youngandhot #stillgettingcarded
  • Happy Birthday to someone who is aging better than Britney Spears AND Lindsay Lohan!!
  • Happy 16th Birthday, Sweetie! After digging out your old baby photo albums, I found the cutest picture of you wearing nothing but socks and a smile! I wished you happy birthday on your Facebook and Instagram. I couldn’t figure out how to upload the darn photo on Twitter. I hope you have a great day! I love you!

Just call me when the cake comes in.

  • May the odds be ever in your favor… and if they’re not I hope there is a Katniss to take your place because it isn’t going to be me!
  • Brace yourself. An explosion of Facebook notifications is coming. Happy Birthday from the Lannisters… we never forget.
  • “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!!” I hope you are having a better day than Harry & Lloyd. Happy Birthday, friend!
  • You’re depressed about being another year older? Look on the bright side, you don’t live in North Korea where that evil dictator Kim Jong-un could kill you for it.
  • You know you’re old when your social calendar has bi-weekly ‘meet friends for coffee @ blood pressure clinic’ on it. Happy birthday, you old fart.
  • I promise when you get old and forgetful I won’t let you forget to wash your hands after you pee or feed the cat food to your cat and not yourself. Happy Birthday, Mother!

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Birthdays are the day to show extra love and care to your loved ones. The best day to express love to your husband is on his birthday. Your husband deserves extra special affection because he is your soul mate with whom you are going to spend your entire life. Make it memorable for both of you and celebrate it in a way that it will remain unforgettable for decades. A husband’s birthday is the perfect day to show him how lucky you are as a wife and how much you love and care for him, but sometimes it seems difficult to find out the best greeting for him that exactly describes your feelings.

So, we made a list of birthday wishes and messages for your lovely husband. These wishes will show your love that how much you love your husband. All you have to do is pick any of the wishes or messages and send it to your life partner with a quote – Happy Birthday to my Husband! Let’s jump to the bday wishes for the husband without wasting any time.

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Birthday Wishes for Husband:

  1. Tonight, I wish to dance the night away with you under the moonlight. Sharing this night with u means a lot to me. Have a magical birthday celebration.

  2. Do you know that you are true gift to me from God. I luv you more than more everyday. Happy Birthday to my husband!!

  3. Wishing wonderful birthday to the man whom I luv the most. This is for giving me so many wonderful memories and I believe that there are more yet to come.

  4. Let’s take a selfie together becz I want to post it on Facebook and show everyone the person whose smile makes my life tick. Happy birthday husband!

  5. May God bless u with all the joy and happiness that you desire and hope that we walk hand in hand even after our hair turns silver. I will always love you more and more with every passing year. Happy Birthday.                                                                                                                                                          

  6. I never asked for, but I got the best. Each time I see you, my faith in God becomes stronger. U are the best thing happened to me ever! Happy birthday dear husband!

  7. I can’t count how many times in a day I think of you. You are always on my mind and in my heart. For your birthday, I want to make it known that I love you more than life itself.

  8. Husband, you are like a box of crayons, you bring color into my life. When I met you, I had no idea how vibrant my world would become. Here’s to a lifetime of always coloring outside.

  9. You are my Instagram because ur love envelops my life in the most beautiful hues. Happy birthday!

  10. Every moment of my life is so special for me, because I have a wonderful, caring and truly special person by my side. I am so happy that u are my husband. Happy Birthday, Love!

  11. I feel that moment when we got married and this is the most beautiful dream for me. I feel blessed to get marry with you. Happy Birthday!!

  12. Happy birthday to best husband that anyone could ever have. You’re simply the best! I luv u so much. Happy Birthday, Hubby!

  13. I love my life because my day begins and ends in the arms of a caring husband like you. Happy birthday honey.

  14. I want to tell you something on this special day that you are only one who made everyday of my life warm and more brighter. Wishing you a very happy birthday!!

  15. Life may be tough but with u, it’s one awesome ride. Happy birthday.

  16. You make me feel like I’m falling in love with you for the first time, again and again. I love u, happy birthday.

  17.  Happy Birthday to the most kind-hearted and thoughtful husband alive. Luv You Always until the Last Breath.

  18. You are not necessary but compulsary to me. I can’t imagine my wrld without u. A very happy birthday to my hubby!!

  19. Your words, your praise, your advice make me feel like a totally lovesick teenager. Dear Husband, I could not ask more from life, so, on this birthday, I’m sure we will have the most fun and wild celebration of history. Congratulations, my sexy husband! I luv u!

  20. I love the way you keep me warm that I always wish it were winters throughout the year! Happy Birthday Darling.

These were a few best happy birthday wishes for a husband. You must pour your valuable blessings to make his birthday memorable. Try to make this day an unforgettable one for him. Throw a party, give him surprises, make a cake, and do whatever he likes. Spend some quality time with him. You can also give him a card. Write down a few birthday lines with love. Bday lines can be short or long, and it’s upto you. Make sure all the wishes you write should be the best birthday wishes for your hubby.

Heart Touching Birthday Wishes for Husband:

Your husband is your love, life partner, and best friend with whom you can share anything and everything. You can win his love by expressing your true feelings. He will feel really happy and loved. Order a cake, or make it yourself, and write a romantic birthday wish for your husband on that cake. If not romantic, then you can also pick a funny wish from the funny messages listed here. He deserves to get simple warm birthday greetings and birthday thoughts because he is your life partner and has a very important place in your life. Do not miss any opportunity to make him happy on his birthday. Do not leave words unspoken. So, let’s see some more heart touching happy birthday wishes in English:

  1. Yummiest Birthday to you my sexy! Getting impatient for tonight to become the first one.

  2. If life is a cake, you are the icing on it! Thanks for bringing sweetness in my life. Happy Birthday! wish u happy Birthday!

  3. Happy birthday to my husband who always makes me feel confident and strong. Thank you so much for everything.

  4. Darling, you mean so much to me and it is a reminder to you that how much I love you. Thanks for being my perfect partner. Happy birthday for always believing in me. May you feel as cherished on your birthday as I do by you.

  5. My birthday gift is my unlimited love for you and our children. Everything in life has a limit except, my luv for u. Happy Birthday.                                                                                                                                      

  6. Today is a great occasion 2 tell u that you are the most amazing person I have ever met in all my life. May you always fly high in life and touch all your dreams.

  7. Without you I am nothing, let’s celebrate this awesome moment together, happy birthday.

  8. Your birthday is the most awaited day in my lyf and I wish to celebrate it together as long as we live.

  9. On your birthday, God decided to send you from heaven, because earth was desperately in need of an angel. May you have a lovely and memorable birthday! God bless you.

  10. Your presence in my life has made it colourful and given it a new dimension. My friends feel jealous when they see our romantic and happy life. Wishing u a happy birthday.

  11. I fell in love with you, not because of what I found in you, but because of what you helped me find inside my heart. Happy birthday.

  12. With every year, you become more sexier. Today is ur birthday and your sexiness grows more.

  13. My Only wish on ur birthday is that ur life get fill with lot of success and my love. These are the warm romantic birthday wishes for my dear husband. Happy Birthday my love!

  14. Happy Birthday. Each year that passes is another opportunity for me to let you know what an amazing husband you are!

  15. My love for you grows and grows forevr. I am always discovering new reasons to love you. You’re an amazing husband and I feel so lucky. Have a great birthday, dear.

  16. The best gift I ever received in life is the gift of being loved by u. I adore you my sweetheart. Happy birthday!

  17. You are the most thoughtful husband ever and your birthday is the most special day in my life. Happy birthday!!

  18. My sweet husband, I have no complaints about life with u. I imagine that it can’t be better than this. Happy Birthday.

  19. My life has changed since we got married. Today, I want to thank u for being there always. May god bless you with endless happiness and luck! Happy birthday!

  20. Happy Birthday. You are wonderful and amazing! Thnk u for making me happy. I luv you.

These were the wonderful birthday wishes to your husband and dad of your child. These wishes work as the best birthday SMS to maintain the sentiments of you both. So, pick any birthday saying and send it right now. You can also post any birthday wish on Facebook for your dear husband.

Birthday Message for Husband:

You do not need any anniversary or any other day to show your love to your husband. His birthday will be one of the best days to express your gratitude towards him. Send a birthday note for your husband that shows how amazing he is and how much you love and wants him. Choose a perfect gift and a cute birthday msg for your loving partner and let everyone know how much you guys love each other. It should be the best bday for your husband. If you are looking for the best love message to my husband on his birthday, then these sweet happy birthday messages for husband listed here will help you in that:

  1. With ur birthday, another year passes and a new beginning also happens on this day. Happy Birthday.

  2. You bring me sunshine whenever you smile. Sometimes I can’t help but wonder what I did in my previous life to be blessed with the love of the sweetest man on earth. Babe, I promise to love u till my last day. Happy birthday.

  3. Happy Birthday, sweet honey! You r a man who deserves only the best, and today is your day to shine above the rest!

  4. “Husband” isn’t the only thing I would call you. Most of the time, I would also call you my best friend. Happy birthday, dear.

  5. My dear, there’s absolutely nothing in this world I wouldn’t do to ensure that a smile brightens your face. Babe, I love you with every single fiber of my entire being. Please never forget that.                            

  6. Happy birthday to my husband! I hope that you will have a great day in your bday and have a lot of fun. Love you so much.

  7. On this special day, I want to remind you all the lovely moments we shared across the journey of our life. Take this special hug from me.

  8. Happy Birthday. There’s lot of love, and a great big kiss too, in this birthday greeting, dear hubby that’s coming to u!

  9. I am so glad to have you as my husband. You are an important part of my life. Let’s make this year’s birthday just as monumental as the ones that came before!

  10. Happy birthday 2 the most loving and caring person I know! I’ve never been happier until I met you. Happy Birthday!

  11. Dear Heart, I have no expensive gifts to give you but my thoughts are of you as you celebrate this great day. Happy Birthday, baby.

  12. May god bless you with infinite moments of happiness and may you get whatever you wish for. Just don’t wish for another wife! Happy birthday!

  13. You are the person who listens to my silly tantrums and controls them nicely. Happy birthday dear husband, may u live long.

  14. Husband, I hope you never change in life, because you are absolutely perfect the way you are. I am so grateful I married a man as wonderful as u. Wishing you lots of wonder and love for your birthday.

  15. Life is an incredible journey, and there is no one I’d rather have by my side during it than you. Every moment we’ve had together is as irreplaceable as you are. Happy birthday husband!

  16. U have been an inspiration to me and our family. I wish you many more years of great health and happiness. Happy Birthday!

  17. You are so essential to me that I cannot imagine my world without you. Happy birthday to my amazing husband.

  18. My married still seems like a dream to me. We have passed so many wonderful days together and all I want to tell u is that – I luv u so much. Wonderful bday.

  19. Happy Birthday to my amazing husband who never ceases to amaze me. Thank you for who you are, and all that you do!

  20. On your birthday, I wanted to let you know that you are even hotter than the day I met u. Happy Birthday, sexy!

Birthday Quotes for Husband:

A husband is always special for every wife, but there are some special days that come into your life when you need to make that day extra special. This includes birthdays and anniversaries, and if it’s your husband’s birthday today, then you should definitely not miss the chance to make this day the happiest day of his life. Do something crazy, think about any plan that will make his bday rock, and on this special day, the happy birthday husband quotes listed here will give it a little push. These love quotes or birthday quotations will play an important role in making your husband’s bday memorable. So, let’s see some husband birthday quotes from wife:

  1. You used to be fit and you used to be funny If it weren’t for your money, I’d sure leave you, HONEY!

  2. One-in-a-million? So…you’re staying there’s a chance…” Happy Birthday to the funniest man I know. I like you. I like u a lot.

  3. Happy Birthday to the most loving, inspiring and simply the best husband in the world! Lots of love, hugs and kisses coming ur way!

  4. When I first saw you, I fell for you, you can call it as luv at first sight, BTW happy birthday to my dear husband.

  5. Happy birthday to a man who forgets important dates. Just in case you’re wondering why this card is two days late.                                                                                                                                                             

  6. You have big muscles and beautiful eyes, but that is not why I married you. Happy birthday sweetheart.

  7. Happy Birthday to the love of my life and the husband of my dreams! I wish you lots of happiness on this special occasion.

  8. On this birthday of urs, I want to pray to God 2 bless me with long life so that I can be with you and love you every single day. Happy birthday to you, my dear husband.

  9. Wishing you the most amazing life, my man. U deserve the best!

  10. Happy birthday to my lovely hubby, u are the best husband in the world.

  11. May God bless you with infinite moments of happiness and may you get whatever you wish for.

  12. Thank you for supporting me and cheering me up when I am down. You are a true gift of God to me. I luv u more and more with every passing year. Happy birthday to you, dear hubby.

  13. I will also value ur ideas and dreams, but I will implement them my own way.

  14. Today, I celebrate a wonderful man who is also my husband. Baby, once again I am happy to be the first to wish u a Happy Birthday.

  15. You just don’t need to change yourself. For me, u are perfect, I hope you’ll remain the same always. Happy birthday.

  16. I believe I was worth your struggle and there is no better day to express this than ur birthday.

  17. You may not be the perfect man. You forget your car keys, your wallet, and important dates. But over the years, I’ve realized that these are the things that make you―you, nd u are all I want, today, and always. Happy birthday.

  18. Happy birthday to the one true luv of my life. My true soul mate.

  19. We fight, we love, we play, and ultimately you are my lovable husband. Thnk you for being in my life, happy birthday. Lets enjoy together.

  20. A kiss here, a kiss there, many kisses for you on this special day. Have a beautiful day! What every person, today, you give away your best smile on your birthday!

Birthday Status for Husband:

If it’s your husband’s birthday today, then you should not miss any chance to wish him a wonderful day. For this, you can post any of these wishes or messages on social media like WhatsApp or Facebook as a status. Everyone will see your love for your hubby. So, you should definitely do this. Let’s see some birthday wishes for the husband for Facebook and WhatsApp:

  1. To a husband who never takes his shoes up the stairs, I put the same effort into your birthday, guess no one cares!

  2. You forgot our anniversary and you forgot my birthday. So, I forgot to make a cake, pick one up, ok?

  3. May ur day be filled with laughter on this special day and may the finest things in life always come ur way. Happy birthday!

  4. Beloved husband, I tell you, even though you already have some silver hair, you are still the most handsome man of the world for me.

  5. I wanna be looking in your eyes, I wanna be there for u, sharing everything you do, I wanna grow old with you. Happy Birthday my man!                                                                                                                

  6. Husband, I love you like I love my wine. Sweet smelling, older…and aged in oak barrels. Happy Birthday.

  7. Your heart is where I belong, and my heart is where you belong, which is why I know we will never be torn apart. I luv u so much, babe. Happy birthday.

  8. My gift to you is one of love that’s yours, my whole life through .And it’s the love, that’s always feltinside my heart for you.

  9. Gold, silver, platinum or diamonds are not enough to express your worth, ‘coz baby to me you’re simply, PRICELESS! Happy Birthday. Wish you a long and satisfying life.

  10. U r still the wonderful man that I married and I’m so grateful that you and I are together. Happy birthday.

  11. The secret to a happy marriage can be encapsulated in just four words – A Husband Like u. Happy birthday.

  12. let’s celebrate together and have lots of fun like we had on our first night as a couple. You mean the world 2 me. Happy birthday to my handsome and caring husband!

  13. While everybody’s days begin with the rising of the sun, mine begins with your smile. Happy birthday!

  14. Words to describe my husband. Wonderful, amazing, unique, incomparable, handsome, strong, incredible…I could go on forever. Wishing you a blessed birthday.

  15. Being with u has always been one of my greatest joys. I hope your birthday is awesome, just like u. Have a fantastic birthday!

  16. To the most honest and handsome man on earth: A very very happy birthday.

  17. I am grateful, God! You gave me the best gift you had for me. He is reading my birthday wish right now. Happy Birthday, Love.

  18. As we walk together in life I feel my luv for u grows and grows every day. Thanks for being my husband, my best friend and the luv of my life … Thank you for being you!

  19. Deep down in my heart, I know that I can trust u blindly. But you taught me something more important – which is to trust myself blindly. Happy birthday. With love, ur dear wife.

  20. A husband like you is the frosting on the birthday cake of life. Now let’s have some cake and eat it too. Happy birthday!

These were 100 romantic and special messages for your husband on his birthday. You must use any of these special messages. It will definitely make your husband feel happy and cheerful. Pick any line from “birthday quotes for husband” heading or any other heading. You can make his day memorable by simply sending these beautiful birthday wishes. Go for it!

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31 Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for a Coworker that are Short and Sweet

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Here are 31 happy birthday wishes for coworkers that are short and sweet and will get your message delivered quickly.

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I wish a life full of adventures and heartwarming moments for the best colleague of all times. Happy Birthday.

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You make this place tolerable — and that’s not easy! Happy Birthday! (Let’s grab lunch/drinks soon!)

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Your birthday is a promise that life has more to offer you, more plans to make, more goals to reach and more dreams to see come true. It’s a pleasure to wish you a happy birthday.

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Happy birthday to you. We still don’t know how old you are. Only you, God, and Human resources know your real age.

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I feel blessed for having such an incredible work partner. Thank you for your guidance, I learn so much from you. Happy birthday, wishing you a wonderful celebration.

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Faith, union and patience are the secrets of progress. I wish you to remain firm on these golden principles throughout your life. Happy Birthday.

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Happy Birthday To My Wonderful Co-worker. Wishing you all the success and happiness in the world!

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Birthday congratulations to our absolutely terrific colleague. Wishing you and your family the most abundant blessings. Be always happy.

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The warmest birthday greetings to my dear coworker. My work days are more lively and fun with you. Thank you for your cheerfulness. Wishing you only the best in everything that you do.

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In honor of your birthday, our team decided it should be party time. We’ll go out to party while you stay here and handle our deadlines.

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Today is a perfect occasion to say that I truly like sharing my work days with you, my colleague. Your presence somehow makes all the environment more cheerful and comfortable. The greatest wishes on your birthday.

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We are glad that you’re a part of our team. Wishing you the best of blessings and good luck on your birthday.

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Wishing you a great birthday and a memorable year. From all of us.

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You’re such a fabulous co-worker that they could pay me peanuts and I would still want to work with you.

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Today is the day when you should really start living your life to the fullest. Be happy.

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I would take the privilege to tell you that you are a perfect co-worker and a friend. Hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.

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Happy Birthday to the world’s best coworker. Feel free to send a similar message to me on October 11th when it’s my birthday!Just a quick note to wish you a Happy Birthday. Here’s to a healthy and prosperous year ahead!

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Happy Birthday. You’re not just our co-worker, you’re also a great friend. Here’s hoping this year’s celebration is the sweetest one ever!

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Happy Birthday To My Amazing Co-worker. The meetings, the deadlines and the conference calls can wait. Today is all about celebrating someone very special, who makes coming to work so much fun.

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Dear colleague, your hard work, determination and enthusiasm is a great source of inspiration to everyone of us. Wishing you a wonderful day and prosperous life.

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Happy Birthday. Balloons, cake, lots of fun and laughter. That’s the only way to celebrate a co-worker as awesome as you! Enjoy your special day.

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Happy Birthday. I am so fortunate to have a co-worker and friend as wonderful as you. I hope all your wishes come true today and in the year ahead!

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I have a perfect gift for your birthday – I’ll do one of your not-so-loving work for you. It’s perfect idea, right? Just don’t use my goodness too much.

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This job has tons of benefits and being on a team with you is one of the best ones. Have a great Birthday and a great year ahead.

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Wishing you strength and persistence in reaching all your greatest goals, my colleague. Be happy and have a great celebration.

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Happy Birthday. Here’s to a cool co-worker who means business when it comes to celebrating. Time to kick up your heels and have some fun!

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Wishing you a relaxing birthday and happiness in the year to come.

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Happy birthday to my incredibly awesome colleague. Wishing you a fabulous celebration tonight and sizable promotion this year.

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Happy birthday to my great colleague who makes work more rewarding and to be honest more fun.

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Wishing you the best on your birthday and everything good in the year ahead.

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Wishing you all the happiness you deserve. Have a wonderful birthday!

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I hope you enjoyed this list of funny happy birthday wishes for a coworker to share some celebratory words on their special day.

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Another year older, another cake to eat!

You wake up one day and realize that this day is more special than other days ... it's your bestie's bday! So, obviously you have to blow up her Facebook and Instagram with all the best happy birthday quotes to get her feeling special the moment she wakes up.

Your best friend is one of the most special people in your life. She has been there with you for so many memories both good and bad.

You have had wild times getting into some fun trouble and being partners in crime. You have had amazing experiences maybe traveling or going through life stages together. And you have been supportive through all of the hard times that both of you have come by.

The bottom line is your best friend is so important to you and you want to show them that you always care.

You could bake them a cake. If it were my best friend I would want vanilla with buttercream frosting *cough cough*.

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You could get them an awesome gift, maybe something she has been hinting at for a while. Or something sentimental that would make her smile. Or you could take her out, drinks, dinner all of that fun stuff.

It can be tough to celebrate your bestie's bday if you are far apart.

If you are in Philadelphia and your best friend lives in Boston it can be tough to get up there to see her if you both have busy schedules. But that doesn't mean you still can't do something special!

Sending her a quote or a message just to show that you care is a great way to just warm her heart. It doesn't have to be anything big or fancy to be special. You can just say a few small things and the rest will be taken care of.

If you are running out of funny, sweet or sentimental birthday wishes for your number one, look no further!

We have got a whole list of funny happy birthday quotes and wishes for you to share with your very best friend!

1. That's what best friends are for!

"Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday best friend!"

2. She is so special in your eyes.

"You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you"

3. Best friends are a dime a dozen.

"Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I'm so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day"

4. Sometimes she needs a reminder of how amazing she is.

"Happy Birthday to my amazing, beautiful, and fabulous best friend"

5. That day would be spectacular.

Happy Birthday beautiful friend. May your day be as beautiful as you are"

6. Because she deserves it!

"Happy Birthday. May each an every moment of your special day be filled with the same joy and happiness you bring to others."

7. Your best friend is a queen.

"Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday"

8. You always wish her the best.

"Happy Birthday. Live beautifully, love generously, laugh freely. Thanks for being a fantastic friend. I hope this year brings you the best that life has to offer"

9. She is the one and only.

"Happy Birthday to my irreplaceable friend"

10. Another testament to keeping each other a bit sane.

"Happy Birthday to one of my best friends! Here's to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya"

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11. If it can't be in person then send it over message.

"A big birthday hug for you!"

12. You wish the world for her.

"Wishing my friend a beautiful day. Hopes and dreams I'm sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day for you"

13. Hopefully, it is.

"Happy Birthday to my incredible friend. I hope the year ahead is full of reasons to celebrate"

14. My wish for you ...

"May you live to be so old that the mere site of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers."

15. No limits apply.

"Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, Girl!"

16. Could you imagine not having your best friend there to listen to your everyday rants?!

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous."

17. Wishing you love, every single day.

"I wish for you tremendous love, luck and laughter. For today, tomorrow and for days thereafter. Have a wonderful birthday!"

18. It just doesn't get any better than this level of happiness.

"I hope your Birthday finds you this happy."

19. All of the wishes for her.

"Wishing you happiness to welcome each morning. Wishing you laughter to make your heart sing. Wishing you friendship sharing and caring. And all of the joy the birthday can bring"- Noble Diary

20. *Winky face*

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!"

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21. The perfect combo.

"May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!"

22. You can't help that you are so excited.

"Can't keep calm, it's my best friend's birthday"

23. Simple but meaningful.

"I treasure our friendship! Happy Birthday!"

24. She is your ride or die.

"Happy Birthday. My partner in crime, my very best friend"

25. She should shine on this day.

"Happy Birthday my friend! Today is a day to celebrate you, so make it special and surround yourself with everything that makes you feel like the star you are!"

26. You are always her #1 supporter.

"I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and to let you know that you are not alone. Should you need someone to lean on, I will be here for you."

27. Some bday advice for your bestie.

"A new year begins and it's like a movie. You are the director. Make it a good one. Happy Birthday"

28. That's a promise.

"I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you'll wish you'd never been born ... Happy Birthday!"

29. So bright and beautiful.

"Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart... It's your birthday cake"

30. Duh, need I say more?

"Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need."

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31. Sisters from another mister.

Anyway, here are 33 funny birthday pictures and images for your very . Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can.

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