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December 19, 2018 Wedding Anniversary Wishes 5 comments

Crazy, Funny, Hilarious, Awesome, Cool Wedding Wishes & Quotes You may be married, but you don't have to grow up! Congratulations on.


Weddings are memorable occasions, this is the time where family and friends gather in support of the couple that is wedding. It should be celebrated in more ways than one, instead of making wedding all about giving the bride away to her new family and saying fare-well to the once single man, it should be fun. Instead of going for the boring obvious wedding wishes, why not mix it up with a little humor. Make the couple laugh as they read through the message you are sending to them. Here are some messages that will definitely put a smile on their faces, a message to remind them that all work and no play, makes a wedding a very sad and obvious occasion:

Funny Wedding Congratulations Messages

  • Love is beautiful when found. It’s lovely when well understood. Get ready to be Johnny Bravo. No matter how you try to impress her, your back will always be kicked. Happy married life, buddy.
  • Congratulations on embarking on this life journey of togetherness that’s called marriage. Remember not to go to bed pants and be ready for all that come with at night. Congrats on your wedding.
  • From the bottom of your heart, accept your life sentence. There is no prison break, even Scofield won’t be able to break you out. Enjoy your Wedding and I wish you a happy marriage.
  • Well, now it’s the beginning of the end for you. No more beers, no more night out with the guys but at least you have a loving wife. Congrats!
  • I’m so glad that you are getting married first. Now you can tell me everything on what not to do that way my marriage will be forever happy.
  • Keep flirting with your husband for making your dreams true. Wishing you a lovely wedding.

 

  • You know what! It’s time for us to get crazy. This is your last night as a single man. You are tying the knot. Once that knot is tied, you don’t get to untie it and you trip over your shoes. Wooooo!!!
  • I have no idea what to expect but if you never talk to me again because you got married, I will never be your friend again. Don’t disappear! We need you! We love you! Congrats my friend.
  • Husbands normally considered they are the heroes of their wives but reality is they are the heroes of their girlfriends. Fasten him your saree. I wish you a happy married life.
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  • I never want you to forget all the fun we had. You need to tell your kids in the future all the wonderful lessons we learned from all the hangovers and nights we can’t remember. It makes sense that you end this. It’s not very healthy. Good luck my friend.
  • I don’t know many people who are happy in their marriage. I hope to god that you will conquer marriage like Genghis Khan conquered Asia. You are made to conquer this. If not, well, we knew you well.
  • And now, we will never hang out ever again because married life is hurried life. We will miss you. We will keep your chair empty in your honor. To our comrade, a successful and married man. Enjoy!

  • I’m sorry my good friend, it’s too late to run, you’re caught in this trap already. No more night parties, no more strange phone calls, no more secrets. Enjoy your beautiful home. Happy married life.
  • Congratulations my friend, hope this matrimony teaches you how to admit and shut up when you are wrong. I’ve been looking for a good platform to say this. 🙂 Happy married life.
  • Congratulations my little brother, thank God for your life. You are finally going to be responsible, it’s indeed a new chapter in your life, write the story well. Happy married life.
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  • Happy married life my son, if you toy with that beautiful woman you just married, I’m gonna whoop you really hard. You are still my son anyway. Congratulations for the new couple.
  • Can’t believe that a great wise hunter like you can get hunted. 🙂 Thank God for the young girls in the community, now they can walk freely. Heheheh. Happy married life naughty friend.
  • Thank God you got married at last, maybe this will help you get rid of your laziness, because you’ll have to wash his dirty clothes and prepare his meal before he comes back from work. Happy married life. Winks.

 

  • Congratulations on your wedding, remember that as you see him smile today, you’ll one day see him frown, yell and scream at you. Be ready. J Enjoy your conjugal bliss and stay out of trouble.
  • I wish you a nice marriage my dear friend. It is like a beautiful entry into a maze without a point of exit. You have to enjoy every bit of the turns even though it has no end. Happy married life.
  • The best day in most people’s life is on their wedding day and the worst day in most people’s life is every day in marriage. 🙂 I hope you’ll be happy every day in your marriage. Happy married life.
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  • As happy as you are my friend, remember, one of the best gifts life can give is a wife, also, one of the worst gifts of life is a wife too, depending on whether the wife is good or not.
  • The fairy tale about marriage is that the secret to achieving this phrase ‘happy forever after’ has been kept secret for long. 🙂 Happy married life. I hope you’ll find the secret and enjoy every day in your home.
  • Happy married life buddy, I can vividly see that you both are madly in love with each other, remember you’ll one day be mad at each other and you’ll perhaps throw stuffs. 🙂 Enjoy your new home.

  • Now my two ears can rest from the kind of noises you always make in my room because you can’t do it at your parent’s home. Thank God you have your own home, I hope you won’t disturb your neighbors. 🙂 Happy married life.
  • Congratulations to the beautiful bride and the handsome groom. Hope you won’t say it soon, “we were in a hurry to get married”. 🙂
  • Marriage is an institution where everything about it is expensive. Expensive ring, expensive ceremony, expensive home, expensive food because you’re not the only one eating it. Happy expensive life my friend. 🙂
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  • I once overheard your newly wedded wife’s friends when they tell her to tie you down, but I said to myself my friend is smart, no one can tie him down. But now I must run for my life because you are smarter than me. Happy married life man, I’m outta here.
  • Congratulations on your success, at last, the hunter got the hunted duck. Wishing you a very happy married life ahead.
  • Many congratulations to you my friend for adopting an overgrown male child, now it’s your responsibility to handle him throughout the life. Wishing you a very happy marriage.

 

  • Most welcome in the public washroom of marriage, now you are in the queue of those who are desperate to come out. Have a wonderful married life.
  • Finally, two lovers tie the knot and their love story put a step into the wrestling ring. Wishing you a great happy married life.
  • To a wonderful son whom I’m gonna be free from his trouble, happy married life. Give me a grandchild soon or else I’m gonna tie you down till you get it done, got that. Good!. Enjoy your home.
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  • Congratulations buddy. I hope you have married the right woman, because if not you gotta blend to whatever you meet in your new home. Enjoy your home and keep blending. Winks.
  • I just hope you have made a good choice in your marriage. If yes you are complete, if no you are finished completely. But I know you have made a good choice. Congratulations to you.
  • Better to close your eyes, senses, and be deaf because you have entered into the fancy world of marriage where you have to daily fight and love. Good luck and Congrats.
  • Enjoy today as much as you can, after that, the enjoyments and carefree life are going to be demolished. Have a great wedding life.

  • Jumping from a running train is easier than standing by the married life. I wish you all the best for your life. Have a wonderful married life.
  • Marriage – a temporary period of happiness then it becomes complicated because you have seen the dream of fairy and you find a phantom. Good Luck! Enjoy your time
  • Happy Married Life – always keep your wife happy if you want a long happy healthy life.
  • Finally, time is over, you have enjoyed loads of fun on your bed before marriage now get ready for the squabble with your partner. Happy Marriage!
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  • Marriage, a tedious life of slavery and assent. Bring your mind back to the earth from the seventh sky and enjoy the tough life. Have a great wedding my friend.
  • The secret of successful marriage is still a secret. Make your married life successful in order to disclose the secret and be an example to the world. Have a joyous wedding.
  • Welcome to the world of emotional psychodrama and enjoy being a participant of this session. Have a great wedding.

 

  • Bear a single man all time is really a tough job. I wish you all the best and have a lovely wedding.
  • Your social networking status can be ‘Married’, but the real life status is ‘Available’. Have a wonderful wedding!
  • Being married is like making deals of love with many for the cynicism of one. Have a wonderful wedding.
  • Admit when you are wrong and keep your mouth shut when you are right if you really want to make your wedding life happy.
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  • Marriage is like walking in the park of senseless animals and consider yourself Jurassic king if you have a bit sense. Anyways happy Married Life.
  • Marriage – the lone warfare where you have to sleep with your enemy and next day you have to talk happily without caring how much you were disturbed last time. Good luck. Happy Marriage.
  • After wedding, exclude the word of ‘I don’t’ from your life’s dictionary. Just bow your head down and keep saying ‘I do’ when you call for a work. Congratulations on your marriage.

  • The only person in the world – your partner who tolerates your annoying relatives, sees your worst time, smells your morning breath and your bad habits but still loves you a lot more than anyone. Wishing you wonderful wedding.
  • To the frog that turned into a handsome prince for this magnificent bride, I wish you guys all the best as you tie the knot. I hope you make lots of cute little babies and a whole lot of memories together. Cheers.
  • This must be the most romantic day for both of you; I hope it turns out to be all you hoped for and more. Remember days like these really drain those bank accounts so have fun while the day is still young.
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  • Days like these fill me with so much joy and mercy; I can’t believe you get to be together forever, entwined like two peas in a pod. I hope you have a great time as you celebrate the prison you are locking yourself into. You chose your prison mate wisely, don’t worry.
  • Weddings are the unions that bind man and woman for all eternity, before you got married, you were madly in love with each other, you still are, now your limits will be tested when you get mad at each other, have a hearty wedding dearies, the fighting part is what makes it all worth it.
  • Love can be sweet and it still can be bitter, I hope you won’t find out what lays in between, cheers to the good and ugly times. I am really happy for you.

 

  • Congratulations to the bride, you turned this boy into a fine man, I hope he makes you as happy as you make him, or else we will all have to do something about it. Congratulations guys.
  • As you get married today, I hope all the good times you had stick with you, when the kids start popping out, that is when you know you are really married (just kidding) have a great time loves. I hope you find happiness in all your days together.
  • In life, it is always good to keep our eyes open, but when you get married, I hope you find the courage to keep them shut. Have a hearty day my dears. We love you.
  • When you marry, you not only accept each other, but you accept the baggage that comes with your better half. I hope you have the courage to carry all the baggage (mother-in-law). Cheers lads.
  • This is the time of your life. You are going to lock down to one woman. Is marriage really marriage? Or is it a way to lock a man? You let me know if anything we will break you out!
  • Congrats on getting married! You two are now forever entwined with some of the craziest moments. You are going to get fat together, complain and be happy. Awesome!
  • This is what I have to say to you. You are a very brave soul who will endure the marriage life and become better than all of us. Godspeed my friend. We got your back.
  • If that girl ever does you wrong, we would get the lawyers armed and ready. All jokes aside, congrats my friend. You are one lucky man.
  • I need to believe that what you are doing is for the betterment of all of us, because I think you have absolutely lost your mind. Well, before you get married, we have to have one last night Hangover style. Let’s make this the most epic night ever.
  • Congrats my friend. You are daring to go where most men don’t dare to go. We think you are crazy but we still love you!
  • Happy married life to my dear friend who is a gentleman at home and a troublesome man away from home. Hope your marriage will entrap your troubles. 🙂 Enjoy your home buddy.
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  • It’s a bachelor party. Do bachelor parties get crazy? You bet it does as we get to enjoy a wild night before you finally call it quits. All jokes aside, congrats man. I’ll bring plenty of girls for the both of us.
  • What you see now is not what you are likely to see in 10years, so no matter how tough things get, remember your vows, those you said on this beautiful day.
  • For better and don’t forget for worse, you are one, so don’t be too mean with your toys. Have a beautiful and everlasting marriage. (Emphasis on the everlasting)
  • Together forever, that means through all the crap, through all the good times and oh! Through all the bills, love you guys, have a great day on your wedding.
  • I can’t believe you finally settled down, for a minute there I lost hope (just kidding) I hope you make each other’s, happy, glad and oh! Very satisfied. #wink.

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Funny Wedding Wishes

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Funny wedding greetings can brighten up the newlyweds’ day and let them know, in a humorous way, that you’re happy for them. Life is too short to take everything dead serious. Weddings are joyous occasions – time to have some fun!

Funny Wedding Greetings

Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss.

Let the fighting commence! Congratulations married couple.

It’s such a blessing to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Congratulations!

It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Let’s get ready to rumble! Congratulations wedding participants.

If it weren’t for marriages, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

We put the party in bridal party — Looking forward to your wedding. The Bridal Party.

There are three rings of marriage that form your gift: the engagement Ring, the wedding Ring, and the suffeRING.

A happy marriage depends on spouses saying this simple phrase, “Yes Dear.”

Congratulations on convincing your lovely bride to settle on you – Beauty and the Beast.

I couldn’t be happier for you signing your life away.

All dressed up and everywhere to go!

Sharing is caring…but sometimes enough is enough.

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Marriage is all about give and take – the more your give, the more he’ll take.

Congrats on your marriage. Just remember, happiness is a very over-rated feeling according to this author.

Marriage is about communication and compromise. She’ll be doing the communication and you’ll be doing the compromise.

More men get food poisoning from wedding cake than any other edible.

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Happy Greetings

A person is incomplete without a spouse, but you’re finished with one. Happy married life!

If the invitations suddenly disappeared, eloping is an option.

A blind wife and a deaf husband make for an ideal couple.

Your love inspired wedding was a glorious occasion. Congrats.

Your kids grow up and move out. Your husband never does. Just sayin’. Best wishes on your marriage.

Our wedding gift to you is two life preservers.

When two hearts love each other, don’t forget the prenuptial.

Look, I know a good travel agent if either of you changes your mind. If not, have a wonderful wedding!

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Getting married is a two-way street – do all you can to avoid head-on collisions. A life loved is precious.

They say opposites attract – If that’s the case this marriage could last for a very long time. Best wedding wishes.

Before you’re married, you will fall madly in love with each other. After you’re married, you will just be mad at each other. Oh well, best wishes on your wedding.

Marriage: Where “Yes Dear” are the magic words.

What do fun with the boys, out on the town and partying have in common. Three things you won’t be doing after the wedding. Good luck.

“Spending time with friends” will now be a distant memory.

From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money — You sure you want to do this?

Like a well constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.

Marriage is the equivalent of signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year. Congratulations to a perfect pair.

Getting married is like a class on Shakespeare. You get a little comedy, some romance and a lot of tragedy. Congratulations.

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

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More wedding inspired sayings.

Looking forward to the “having” and the “holding.”

Bride:  We finish each others — Groom: Sentences!

When you love person, don’t hang wallpaper together.

Our life journey has just begun. Are we there yet?

Wedding Love – Honeymoon Love More!

Eat, drink and be married! Check!

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When it comes to weddings, the average length of an American engagement is 16 months. During this period, couples purchase an average of $4 billion in furniture, $3 billion housewares, and $400 million in tablewares. An estimated 17% of men are willing to work overtime to pay for a ring. Half of men prefer to have their fiance with them to choose the ring. A series of witty wedding card messages are listed below that capture the humor and feelings of many guests that attend weddings.

All weddings are happy. It’s living together afterwards that’s difficult!

As you walk down the aisle, don’t be nervous about saying ‘I do’ because you don’t have a choice anyways. Good luck and congratulations.

Before you get married, you will be madly in love with each other. After you get married, you will just be mad at each other. Congratulations.

Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!

Do you know that you are signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year? Congratulations for signing your life away.

Do you know what late nights, parties and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those from now on. Congratulations for your wedding.

Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations.

I cancelled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free booze was just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.

I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations.

I wanted to get you a life preserver as a wedding gift just in case.

If you are not going to put on a life jacket before taking the plunge, at least take swimming lessons.

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck for your tight rope act.

Knowing the entrepreneurial couple that you are, I was wondering if you could give me some insider tips so I can place my bets on how long you both will last? Congratulations for getting hitched.

Marriage doesn’t mean you own the other person, just their stuff.

Marriage is happiness times two, anger times two and frustrations times three. (The third comes in when her best friend is called).

Marriages are all about sacrifice, hardships and letting go. Are you really sure you want to get married?

No amount of heartfelt congratulatory wishes that I give you on your wedding will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.

Now that you are married, you must master the art of saying yes when you actually want to say no. Congratulations on your wedding.

On your wedding day today, you have now become two from one. Does that mean I will get two birthday gifts from you every year? Congratulations for getting married.

our wedding signals the change of status in your life. Your relationship status on Facebook will change from single to married while your real life’s status will change from being available to being busy. Congratulations.

Rule number one once married, do not talk to people of the opposite sex naked.

Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software in your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married.

Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together – divorce is too expensive.

The best part about your wedding is that it gives me many more parties to look forward to in the next few years – a party for your first anniversary, new home, new baby and your partner’s birthday. Congratulations buddy.

The only difference between marriage and stupidity is that marriage is expensive while stupidity comes free of cost. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.

The person who refused to take a holiday with his friends because it was too expensive, is now blowing up all his money on his grand wedding. Welcome to married life buddy. Congratulations.

There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.

Today I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a wedding anniversary to buy gifts for. Congratulations to my best friend for getting married.

Walking down the aisle on your wedding marks your first step in walking towards a hurricane called Marriage. Good luck.

Wedding – one of the biggest expense of your life which marks the beginning of many more expenses including shopping, gifts, day care, schooling for children and possibly even alimony. Good luck to you.

You haven’t just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding.

You will have moments when you really love each other, then there will be the rest of the time.

Your match wasn’t made in heaven. It was made in my bedroom that you two used so often. Congratulations to my best buddies for getting married.

Your wedding wows are actually an unsaid contract in which you agree to be tied down to your spouse all your life. Congrats buddy.

Your wife complements you perfectly. She shadows all your flaws and accentuates your qualities. Now we know why you decided to get married. Congratulations.

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Who said wedding wishes has to be serious and heartwarming all the time? Break the norm and make your friend laugh with funny wedding wishes and quotes. Wedding, unarguably, is sacred occasion for couples, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t add humor or fun element into it. Share the fun and joy by throwing some light and sweet jokes with your wedding wishes. Here are some sweet yet funny wedding wishes and messages that that will lighten and brighten the mood of the one who is getting married.

Funny Wedding Wishes Quotes

Are you looking for some really funny wedding wishes quotes? If yes, then we are glad to tell you that you search have ended. In this section, you are going to read the funniest wedding wishes quotes. You can send these quotes to the one who is getting married to tickle his/her funny bone and add some fun moments to that special occasion.

Marriage is expensive but foolishness comes free of cost. Happy Wedding Day!!

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Marriage is like ‘I accept the terms and conditions’ even without reading them actually. Happy Wedding Day!

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A dumb husbandand a deaf wife would make the best of pairs. Happy married life.

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Marriage is like you have got that one person you can annoy as much as you want for the whole life. Happy wedding!

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It’s like a give or take relationship. You either give or she knows how to take it. Happy married life ahead.

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Marriage-the only day people cheerfully escort you to your sufferings ahead. Have a nice married life!

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Funny Wedding Card Wishes:

In this section you are going to read the best funny wedding card wishes. You can write these wedding wishes on a greeting card or e-card and send it to the one who is getting married. If you can’t reach there to attend the wedding, at least these wedding wishes will cover up for you and make your dear friend smile for a moment.

You are really lucky, as you got an opportunity to choose your prison. Happy married life.

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You do realize that in marriage,with even great responsibilities there’s no power! LOL! Happy Wedding Day!

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You are actually shown some respect when priests asks you to say ‘I do’. Else it’s not that you have any other choice either. Happy Married Life Ahead!

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You may have been that strict boss of all your men but its time to lay down your weapons. Say ‘All Hail Wife’ Happy Wedding Life!!

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Why you need a pet now? You are already getting married. Happy Married Life

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Your laughter will be dead, Your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, And that is of your wife’s. Happy married life

Funny Wedding Messages for Friends

Speak up my friend, for this is the day that marks the beginning of your silent life ahead. Happy Wedding Day!

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Keep rocking but don’t actually pull out rocks at each other. Happy married life.

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May you be blessed with great strength and power to survive not to fight. You’re going on a war. Happy married life ahead.

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Dude, did you take happiness insurance before applying for marriage. It can’t be done later. Happy Wedding day!

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It’s like paying EMIs of your under construction house. But here you keep paying EMIs for your entire life and never even get to say a word. Wishing you a happy married life!

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From a princess to queen, it’s time to conquer his world by love. Happy Wedding Day!

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No one’s ever able to find out a secret about happy married life. I guess it doesn’t even exist. “Happy” Married Life…!!

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Congratulations for the new birth. You’ll have to re-learn the ways of living now. Have a nice life ahead!

Funny Wedding Wishes Quotes and Messages

Guess you two were madly in love with each other.
From now onwards it would just be madness.
Happy Married Life.

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I knew you two were madly in love with each other
but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry.
Have a great life ahead.

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The invisible chains of
her lockup are already
tied to your hands.
Happy chained (married) life.

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May God give you peace
because I can sense
a war going to start.
Happy married life.

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Now is not the time for fear.
That would come later brother.
Rejoice as much as you can.
Happy marriage day!

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Both of you have bars of happiness
on a graph look the same.
Very soon one of it is going go down
while the other will increase.
You know whose!
Happy Married Life.

Funny Wedding Wishes short:

If you are searching for short and sweet wedding wishes that are funny and hilarious, then this section is surely going to help you. Here, we have the best funny wedding wishes for your close friends and family. You can send out these messages via SMS, instant messenger on phone or through any social networking or micro-blogging site.

She not only stole your heart but also your name. Happy Wedding Day!

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Dude, happy marriage. You let me analyze how much I can save by not marrying. Happy Wedding Day!

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This is a contract which doesn’t come with an yearly renewal policy. Once signed its lifelong. Happy Married Life!

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You have pain. You see a doctor. You marry. You are done. Happy Married life!

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There can be only one circus master in a circus. You don’t even have a choice. Good Luck for your married life

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Run for your life before it’s too late. You can still save yourself. Go Run!!! Oh… You can’t as you are already caught! Good luck for wedded life ahead.

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Welcome to the world of sarcasm and rhetorical questions. Happy married life.

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You may have been the king of good times but she will be the Goddess of future times. Well wishes for your married life.

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Wish you a blissful life ahead. I was wishing your wife only.

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You are so lucky to have found her. Now she will mend your ways in the best possible manner. Good Luck!!

General Funny Wishes for Wedding:

Hope you are enjoying reading these funny wedding wishes. Even I am enjoying writing all this for you. This is the last section of this fun filled post. Here, you will explore the general funny wishes for wedding. These wedding wishes will surely fill one’s wedding occasion with joy and fun. So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead, read and share!

When your elders give you blessings
& friends congratulate you even though
it’s a lifelong term, its called a wedding.
This is you day!! Enjoy it to the fullest.

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The only power that you will have,
hereafter is the power of listening.
Happy Wedded life!

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“You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say would be considered against you.
You have no lawyers and no bail plea requests.”
That’s what a priest should say in marriages.
Good luck for your married life.

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As you sow,
so shall you reap.
As you love,
so shall you marry.
Best wishes for married life!

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Late night parties,
dating and hangouts with friends.
Bid adieu to all these.
Happy married life.

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You start saying yes
and hearing no often.
Make it a daily habit.
Happy wedding.

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They say a king ruled the empire.
Now show him what the real truth is
in the house when there’s a queen like you.
Happy wedding darling.

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It’s not a bad deal.
You get so many sister-in-laws free with a wife.
Its like completely free services for a priced product.
Say yay… it’s your wedding day!!

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Start making it a practice to say ‘I do’.
You are getting married today!
Happy married life.

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How on earth can two people
live with each other together,
for the rest of their lives.
Anyways, happy married life.

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Your world will be ruled by bosses only.
Home also has a new boss now.
Happy married life to you both.

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You were a war hero I heard.
No matter what you do,
you have to settle for peace only after this.
Congratulations on your marriage.

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You were once a baby,
you are going to be again soon
when she steps in as your wife.
Congratulations.

This was a fun filled hilarious collection of funny wedding wishes. Wasn’t it? But if you are wondering that fun ride has ended, then you are totally wrong. Fun doesn’t ends here. You can explore around our website and read more funny quotes,  messages, pickup lines and wishes that will surely make you and your near ones laugh out loudly!

Funny Wedding Messages

Add humor to your greetings with these funny wedding wishes and messages. Wedding is maybe a solemn occasion but you can still give it some twists by expressing some funny wedding congratulations messages and light jokes. Break the ice and use some of these funny wedding messages. Just scroll below.

Funny Wedding Congratulation Messages and Wishes

Humorous Wedding wishes, congratulation wedding messages

You can add humor to your wedding wishes and card messages by using these funny wedding wishes and wording. But hey, you have to make sure that you are close enough to your recipient before using any humorous words because instead of making them laugh or smile, you might end up offending the couple so be careful.

Congratulations for finally tying the knot on your necks.
Best wishes to you!

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Deciding to leave a happy and free life without any lifetime commitment
Is just the first sacrifice of a person who will get marry.
Be prepared for more that will come.
Congratulations anyway!

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Be sure to pick the most expensive wedding ring so that you can pawn it when a need arises.
Happy Wedding!

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Welcome to prison.
Congratulations.

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Do not marry until you are pregnant.
Best wishes my friend!

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A woman makes a man complete.
After the wedding he is finished.
Congratulations, though.

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Sincere and loving words at first.
Afterwards, it is shouting and blaming.

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Marriage is hot until you become hotheaded all the time with your partner.

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At first, both of you are madly in love.
Later on, you will find yourself in the middle of a never-ending war.

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You are so excited to make your partner happy and loved always.
Then you will find out that you did nothing but annoy each other instead.
Congratulations!

 Wedding Card Wishes and Messages

Funny wedding card messages, funny wedding messages for the bride and groom

If you are sending a congratulation wedding card to a couple and want to make it casual with some humorous content, here are some samples that you may want to use. Like I said earlier, you have to know if the recipient is cool enough to accept your funny wedding wishes to avoid any misunderstanding.

You dreamed of nothing but all the beautiful things for your entire lifetime together.
Soon, you will dream of parting ways and living happily on your own.
Just kidding. Be happy.

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It is nice to see that you are so excited and wearing the sweetest smile while signing your Marriage Contract. Soon you will wear the same smile and excitement again when you sign your annulment papers.

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Being married is like killing yourself.
Why spend a lot on the ceremony while you can just hang yourself.
Happy Wedding!

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You have nothing but words of praises for your love.
You will soon hear yourself saying all the bad things that you can say for him.
Have a Happy Wedding!

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Are you sure you want to sign that Marriage Contract?
It doesn’t have any expiration.

Funny Wedding Wishes Messages and Greetings

Here are more messages and wishes to tell to the couples who are so dear to you.


First day – sweet moments, hugs and kisses
Second day – hugs, kisses and sweet nothings whispers
Third Day – kisses, hugs, some argue and make up
Fourth Day – some quarrel, make up and hugs
Fifth Day – quarrel, some nagging and make up
Sixth day – nagging, quarrel and total war
Seventh day – quarrel, total war, divorce
So, Good luck!

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Before the wedding, your boyfriend will tell you that he will give everything to you,
After the wedding, he can’t even give you his salary.
Congratulations though!

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Wishing you to have a great marriage!
I hope he stays the way he is when he’s still your boyfriend.
Good luck!

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You guys rock!
Keep rocking on your marriage!
Good luck!

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Congratulations on your marriage,
I hope you love with each other is as sweet as when you two are still dating.
Keep rocking!

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Bride, you can now legally access your husband’s bank account.
Groom, get ready.
Good luck!

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Funny Wedding Wishes Quotes and Sayings

Quotes about Marriage, funny wedding quotes and sayings

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything in the house.
~ Jean Kerr

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Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
~ Beverly Nichols

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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
~ Helen Rowland

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
~ Rita Rudner

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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

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We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
~ Author Unknown

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The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
~ Oscar Wilde

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
~ Henny Youngman

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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
~ Bill Cosby

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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
It’s called marriage.
~ James Holt McGavran

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Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
~ George Lichtenberg

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