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If you love your sister more than anything in the world, you'll love the assortment of happy birthday wishes on this page. Sisters can be your closest friend.

Wow, it’s sister’s birthday and you’re looking for words to tell how much you value and respect her, to show her how awesome she is and how grateful you’ll forever be for having a sister like her. A sister is someone like a mother, she cares for you the same way a mother does and her unending love surpasses all.

The best thing about a sister’s birthday is you’re given the opportunity to show how much you value your relationship with her, how wonderful she has been to you, how you’ve look up to her when mother isn’t around and how she has wipe your tears away. To show this things to your sister on her birthday, we have compiled sweet birthday messages for a sweet sister on her birthday.

Short Birthday Wishes for Your Sister

#1: Sister, you mean everything to me and even more. I feel that I’m one of the luckiest people in the world for having yours! Happy Birthday.

#2: Here’s the most heartfelt wishes for an incredible sister who never fails to annoy and yet surprise me every time. Happy Birthday!

#3: Today is your birthday sister but I feel it is I who is getting a special gift, and that is your love and affection. Happy birthday, dear sister.

#4: Sisters are bound to quarrel and fight but, let there be a truce for this special day as it is your birthday. Love you sis and happy birthday.

#5: Sis; you are loving, strong, gorgeous, caring, and. You are the image of perfection and I envy you. I love you for the person you are. Happy birthday.

#6: I remember when you were brought home as a baby and mum told me that I would love having a little sister. Well, they were right because I adore you. Happy Birthday!

#7: Happy Birthday big sister. You are older than me on this special day and you always will be! I hope you have a wonderful year to come.

#8: Who is a sister? A true sister is the very embodiment of love and care. As you brother I know this is true. Happy birthday sis!

#9: You can always pick your friends but not your family and is feel so lucky and blessed to have a wonderful friend for a sister. Happy birthday.

#10: Happy Birthday sis and on this special day I pray to God to always give you every happiness your heart desires for you deserve it and more.

#11: Dear sister; on your special day I‘d like to wish you a fabulous life full of exciting discoveries and joyful surprises! Happy birthday.

#12: To my little sister, you are the rainbow of my life and I wish you a happy birthday. Enjoy yourself.

#13: Thanks for taking all the good looks in the family- oh and happy birthday sis and have a blast.

#14: Truth be told, it‘s so great to have such an incredible persona as a sister Congratulations on your birthday! Stay cool!

#15: Wishing the coolest sister ever a happy birthday! You always know how to cheer everyone up and make life brighter, love you!

#16: Sis, you are like eating a box of delicious chocolate: sweet, generous and undeniably amazing. Happy birthday my beloved sister.

#17: Dear sis; our parents made us siblings but we became friends on our own. Happy Birthday and I love you sis.

#18: No matter what mischief I get into, you are always there for me in every situation. I love you sis happy birthday, dearest sister!

#19: You are the best friend anyone ever had and I am lucky to have you as a sister. It’s a special day. Happy Birthday, sister!

#20: You are not only my sister, but you are also my friend. I hope you have a wonderful birthday and a happy and prosperous year ahead.

#21: I remember when you were born, and our parents told me that I would love having a little sister. I think that they were right. Happy Birthday!

#23: Happy Birthday to my big sister. You are older than me today, and you always will be! I hope you have a wonderful year to come.

#24: To the person I have played with and fought with, who has been my chief rival and my best friend. I wish you happiness today and always.

#25: To my little sister, I am so proud of the woman that you have become. I hope you have a happy birthday and a wonderful year ahead.

#26: To my big sister, thank you so much for all of your support and your good advice over the years. I love you. Happy birthday!

#27: To my bratty little sister, it seems like you have turned out to be not so bad after all. I really do love you. Happy Birthday!

#28: To my bossy older sister who usually turned out to be right. Thank you so much for helping me and being there for me. Happy Birthday!

#29: You can choose your friends, but you can not choose your sister. Still, if you were not my sister, I would want you to be my friend. Happy Birthday!

#30: You may be a year older today, but you are still not the boss of me. Just kidding! Happy Birthday to you, big sister!

#31: Happy Birthday to my dear, sweet sister. Prayers and blessings for this day and for many years to come. I love you so much.

#32: I am so happy that I have you as my sister. I hope that you have a good birthday and that the year ahead is filled with blessings.

#33: Happy Birthday from someone who knows how old you really are. I will keep your secret, though. Have a good day and a joyful year to come.

#34: Another year has gone by, my dear sister. Even though you are far away, you are always close to my heart. Happy Birthday and blessings for the year ahead.

#35: To my little sister, you keep getting older and taking me with you. I can’t believe that you are already ___. Oh well. Happy Birthday! I love you.

Sweet messages and wishes for a sister

#1: Happy, Happy Birthday sister. I believe this new year of your life will bring forth wonderful things in your life because you are the nicest friend anyone can ever have. I pride in being your bro and will always love you. Happy birthday.

#2: This is to wish a happy birthday to someone who has brought joy and love into not only my life but also a lot of insight and knowledge: Thanks my sister may this special day bring you all your heart’s wishes. Happy birthday.

#3: Friends may come and go throughout my life, but you will always be there for me. I am so grateful that I have a sister as wonderful as you in my life. There is no one I would rather have as a sister than you. Happy birthday sis.

#4: Dear sis; growing up I always looked up to you and adored you and as we grow older, I still do and love you more. Thanks for always showing me to live life in style. Happy birthday to my cool role model!

#5: I am so grateful to have a persona like you for a sister and this is the best gift in my life. Celebrate your birthday in a big way and have fun for you deserve it. You have always deserved the best.

#6: You touch my heart and my life like no one else and you have always been my support system. I’m so proud to be able to celebrate your birthday with you. May you have the best one yet.

#7: To the person I have played with and wrangled with as do all sisters. To one who has been my chief rival and my best friend and cheerleader? I wish you happiness today and may the New Year bring you joy and peace and more love.

#8: Happy birthday sis; Here’s to bigger and brighter years ahead for my best friend and mentor. May your every wishes come true this year and every year after this. May you only experience happiness and love. Happy birthday sister!

#9: Frankly sis; you are everything I strive to be: strong, beautiful, and courageous all in the same package. You remind me in so many ways of our mother and this is the greatest compliment that I can give you my friend.

#10: It’s a rare and indeed precious gift to have a sister as phenomenal as you and for this reason, I will always be grateful. You are kind and your personality oozes warmth that envelopes everyone. I am so lucky to be your sister. Happy birthday sis.

#11: My dear sister; you mean the world to me and I say this from the bottom of my heart. I have to be one of the luckiest people in the world to have you in my life. Enjoy a happy birthday and may this day portend joy and peace in your life.

#12: The most heartfelt birthday greetings to my friend, mentor, and the person whose presence in my everyday life makes it so worth living and special in every way. I love you sis and may you have the best birthday ever.

#13: Dear sister, you’re a great blessing to me and to our family, your unending love and affections is one of those things I cherished about you, on your birthday today I wish you all that you wish yourself. Happy birthday dearest sister.

#14: Dear sister, we might fight for silly things and argue over silly things but I just want to let you know you’re the best sister anyone could ever have. Have a blast on your day. Happy birthday sister.

#15: On your birthday today, I wish you a day of laughter, joy, fulfilled happiness and all goodies you can ever wish for. Happy birthday sister and many happy returns.

#16: If everyone could have a sister like mine, then the world would be a better place to live in, dear sister because of you my life becomes better and I’m forever grateful. Happy birthday dearest sister.

#17: People may come and go but sisters remain forever and I’m glad to have a sister like you and I wouldn’t ask for no one else but you even in another lifetime. Happy birthday my lovely sister.

#18: Dear sister, growing up with you has been fun and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it, the laughter and the memories. Happy birthday sweet sister. I love you.

#19: Sweet sister, during trails you were always there for me, you comforted me when I was sad and gave me reason to smile everyday and today I just want you to have the best of your day, explore and have enough fun. Happy birthday sister.

#20: I call you my role model because I’ve always look up to you, your success and achievements is what I’ll forever respect, I’ve watched your steps closely and I’m trying to emulate you. To one of the greatest woman I know, enjoy your day sis. Happy birthday.

#21: Dear sister you’re simply amazing not only because you cared for me but because you love me like no one else could and I’m lucky to have been loved by a precious person like you. Happy birthday sweet sister.

#22: Dear doll, I’ll always be there when you need me, I’ll always be there when you lost your keys, and I’ll always be at your rescue in every phase of life. Happy birthday sister.

#23: Dear sister, thank you for supporting me and encouraging me, I just want to let you know I really do appreciate everything you’ve done for me and your unfailing love. Happy birthday sister.

#24: Dear sister, I don’t know who to say to make you’ve the most amazing birthday that you deserve but I hope my little text could show you how much you mean to me and how I want you to have an amazing birthday like you are. Happy birthday sis.

#25: Dear sister, this message is to wish you a amazing, bigger and better years ahead, may all of your heart desires comes true and may you continue to enjoy all the good things that comes with life. Happy birthday sister.

#26: Hey pretty, my gifts to you on your birthday today include lots of love, fun, happiness and the joy you can ever wished for, and I hope it meets you in good health dear. Happy birthday pretty sis, have a blast.

#27: You are my sister and my best friend, you are always there for me, supporting me, encouraging me, listening to me and all those other things that sisters do. Happy Birthday Dear sister.

#28: Dear sister, you deserve to be celebrated everyday and your birthday deserves to be a national holiday, because you are a special and you’re a treasure. Have a wonderful birthday sister. Happy birthday dear.

#29: Dear sweet sister, on this special day, I wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and I pray May you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! Happy birthday my lovely sister.

Long Happy Birthday Messages For Sister

#1: Hi sister, you’re privileged to experience another year on earth and you can only be grateful to heaven for that, I’m sending birthday wishes your way for a beautiful year ahead, may your lucky stars continue to shine and make all of your dreams come true. Enjoy your day sis.

#2: Sister, you shine brighter than the sun and more radiant than a diamond, I could easily pick you in a crowd because you’re simply stunning and outstanding. To the only beauty queen I know, I’m wishing you length of years and an amazing birthday. Happy birthday lovely sister.

#3: Hey pretty sis, your birthday comes once in a year, so I want you to make the best of today, play, laugh, love and have all the fun you can today, remember to make this a memorable and amazing day. Happy birthday.

#4: Dear sister, you’re a direct image of myself and you remind me so much of our mother because you’re amazing as she is, loving as she is and caring as she is, on your birthday I pray for length of years for you and more grace. Happy birthday sister.

#5: Dear sis, I’m so glad to have a talented, sweet, crazy, loving, funny, caring ,fantastic and amazing person like you as my sister, you made my childhood a very interesting one and I can only be grateful for that. Have a day as all that I’ve listed. Happy birthday dearest sis.

#6: Dear sister, you’re my strength when I was weak and you light up my life with your warmest smile, no matter how many birthday cake candles you’ve got lit, they’ll never light up my life like you do. Have a wonderful birthday sis. Happy birthday.

#7: Dear sister, today you’re given another opportunity to blow out candles, I’m sure you are grateful because it means another year of joy and greater opportunities for you , make everyday of your life count and enjoy every moment. Happy birthday sweet sister. Love you endlessly.

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There’s no love like sister love. The bond that siblings share is truly unique and irreplaceable. No matter what you go through in life or what changes occur, you can always count on your siblings being there. You can always trust that, through the fighting and disagreements, your sister will love you for your… flaws and all! It’s no surprise that you will want to make this a birthday to remember for your loving sister.

Celebrating birthdays are always amazing opportunities to create special family moments that become engraved in your memory forever. If you are looking for the right words to make the birthday of your sister special, try some of these thoughtful birthday wishes.

Funny Birthday Quotes for your Sister

  • My sister is the best and most special sister… because we’re the same size and so I have double the wardrobe! Have a lovely birthday, Sis!
  • Many times in my lifetime I’ve found myself wishing you weren’t my sister. But on today, I send you the sweetest of birthday wishes. Enjoy your day!
  • Dear Sister, I love you with all my heart! I’ll never leave your side and you can always count on me to be there at good times and bad times. Mainly because we’re related and I have no choice! Happy Birthday!
  • Birthdays are always special to me because it’s the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Enjoy your birthday. It’s all about you!
  • Happy Birthday, Sister! You’re great at everything you do. And I’m great at being the brother you wish you never had.
  • The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Best wishes on your birthday!
  • Happy Birthday from your brother! My gift to you is pretending that you’re actually the favorite child.
  • Happy Birthday to you and congratulations on having the best sister a girl could ever ask for.
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  • Let’s have fun pretending we’re good girls in front of our parents. But as soon as their gone, we are going crazy for your birthday! Happy Birthday, Sis!
  • You’re not just my sister- you’re my crazy best friend, drinking buddy, a cup of awesomeness, and you deserve a huge birthday cake – to share! Happy birthday to you!
  • Since we are sisters I guess I have to say something sweet on your birthday like if you fall I will help you up. You know I will always be there, but only after I’ve had a few laughs about it. Happy bday, sis.
  • Dirty secrets and lots of tears. Those things always come before the joy and laughter we share together- but I guess it’s worth it, right? Anyway, happy birthday to a one of a kind sister.
  • I used to think that you were just born bossy, then I realized you were just born first- so I guess you’re off the hook since you were just being a big sister. Happy birthday to the bossiest best sister.
  • I know that if I’m ever in trouble I can always call you- because the only thing crazier than me is my sister! Happy birthday to you wild thing.
  • Having you for a sister is like having a crazy best friend that just won’t go home. Happy birthday crazy best friend.

Sentimental Birthday Greetings for Sisters

  • I wish you a beautiful day on your birthday. Your presence in my life always lifts my spirits. Have a lovely birthday!
  • There is no better sister that I could dream up. You are my best friend and partner in crime. Life would be dull without you. Happy Birthday!
  • As your little brother, I can be super annoying. It’s just my special way of saying I love you! Have a great birthday!
  • Sis, you are the loveliest woman with the kindest heart. I mean it when I say that you deserve all the best that the world has to offer. I hope your birthday is as special as you are to me. Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday, Sis, and thanks for being my best friend no matter what.
  • We may be sisters by pure chance, but we are the best of friends and that is by choice. Love you always. Have a great birthday!
  • I hope your birthday brings you as many blessings in one day as I’ve had in all the years of being your sister.
  • I have learned so much from you. I have looked up to you all my life. You are a positive role model and the best sister I could ever ask for. I hope your birthday brings you lots of love and joy.
  • Friends are for whenever. But sisters are forever. I love you and Happy Birthday!
  • Heartfelt wishes to my sister, on your birthday! May this occasion be grand! May it hold only the greatest memories!
  • I am so proud to be related to you. Happy Birthday, from your loving brother!
  • My childhood would not have been so special without you by my side. I’m thankful for you on this special day. Happy Birthday!
  • Today, I celebrate a friend and role model. I celebrate the best sister in the world. Have a spectacular birthday!
  • What we share is so much more than DNA. We share values, memories, failures, successes, and the most wonderful moments. Happy Birthday to the greatest sister on Earth!
  • Growing up with you was the best! I am grateful to have a loving and caring sister like you! Happy Birthday!
  • Life is a fun ride and I’ve always enjoyed sharing it with you on my side. I wish the best of birthdays to a perfect companion to this crazy trip!
  • Sis, you are in all of my favorite childhood memories! Happy Birthday to someone who has made my life better!

Birthday Messages for Younger Sisters

  • Little sis! I have watched you grow into such an amazingly, strong woman. You truly inspire. Happy Birthday!
  • Today is a great celebration, not just because it’s the day you were born, but because it’s the day I became a big sister. On this day I became the happiest girl alive. I love you and happy birthday to my little sister.
  • Your birthday is a special day in our family, sis! It notes the day when someone who is truly magnificent was born! Happy Birthday!
  • To the person I have shared my toys and secrets with, Happy Birthday! May this special day be amazing!
  • Have a stellar, fantastic, extra special birthday you deserve! I love you , sis.
  • Who’s the best sister ever? YOU are! Sending you lots of love and bear hugs on your birthday. Hope it’s the best one yet.
  • They say that friends come and friends go- that’s why I’m so glad my best friend is my sister. And that’s you! Happy birthday.
  • They say spending time with your sister is like going back to your childhood for a short time. Those memories can never be lost and neither will the bond we share. Happy birthday.
  • Having a sister to talk to and laugh with is a blessing! On your special day, may you feel understood, joyful and loved!
  • Happy birthday to my sister: the queen of all hearts, including mine.

Birthday Wishes for Older Sisters

  • Growing up, you spent so much time building me up. Now that we’re older, I want to repay you by giving you the encouragement you deserve. Enjoy your birthday! Your best days are ahead of you.
  • Reflections of our upbringing lead me to think about what a wonderful sister you are! Happy Birthday to someone who has only improved my life!
  • You are a unique sister! Your example of being yourself inspires me! I hope the experiences that you have on your birthday are terrific, pleasant, and stand out, the way you do!
  • Sis, when your birthday came to mind, I was overjoyed! You are the best sibling in the world!
  • Even though we did not have many material things while growing up, I felt comfort in knowing that we had each other! Happy Birthday, sis! You made my days brighter! May this day be luminous for you!
  • It is an honor to wish you a Happy Birthday, my dear sis! You mean the world to me! I hope that yours is stupendous!
  • We are sisters heart to heart, so nothing can ever keep us apart. Wishing you love and happiness on your birthday, sister. You deserve it all and more.
  • I love that we get to play dress up together and still laugh about boys. I love how even though we fight we are always there for each other at the end of the day- because we are sisters. Thanks for being such a great sister and a loyal friend. Happy birthday.
  • There is no better sister or friend than you. You mean the world to me, sis. Happy birthday!
  • Dear sister, you have taught me so many things in life I will forever be in your debt. Through your eyes I’ve seen so much of what the world has to offer and the lessons I needed to learn. Through your heart I’ve gained knowledge and learned to love deeply. Happy birthday to the most beautiful person I know: my sister.
  • Wishing you the happiest and most blessed day of all. Happy birthday, my lovely sister.
  • We dance together and laugh, but we also fall together and cry. We climb mountains together and hike through life, even in the mud and rain. I’m so glad we’ve come this far together and I cannot imagine having a better partner all along. Happy birthday, sis.

Encouraging Birthday Messages for Sisters

  • You’re a birthday star! You will surely go far. Happy Birthday to you!
  • I wish you a wonderful birthday. May all of your wishes and dreams come true. Wish for the stars because you have no limits! Happy Birthday to my lovely sister!
  • Congratulations on becoming a year older. This year, don’t be afraid to set high goals because you are capable of so much more than you realize. Best wishes on your birthday from your siblings.
  • Happy birthday to my beautiful sister: Remember that your greatest qualities are the ones that show the true character of your heart.
  • To the birthday girl: You have the wonderful gift of lighting up every room with the hope and love that resides inside you. Never change that. Happy Birthday.
  • Best of birthday wishes to you. Reach for your dreams because I will always be here to cheer you on at the finish line.
  • Who needs coffee or an energy drink? Having a sister like you brings me the laughter and the hugs I need to get me through the day.
  • Sisters like you make the world a better place to live in. I love you bunches! Happy birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to you, Sis! You possess such strength and you are a woman of integrity. You remind me of our amazing mother.
  • Happy Birthday, to my big sister! You have always encouraged me to accomplish my goals. May you reach all of yours, not just on this day, but every day that follows!
  • Sis, you are the strongest, most capable woman that I know! My greatest wish for you, on your birthday, is that the knowledge of this fills you with pride!
  • You have faced adversity and overcome it! On your birthday, be aware of the fact that you can handle anything that comes your way!
  • Happy Birthday to my intelligent sister! May you continue to be resourceful and light the path for others!
  • Cheers to my sister, on your birthday! Endless possibilities await you! I have no doubt that you will continue to do great things!
  • Happy Birthday, sis! May your efforts make all of your hopes and dreams come true!
  • Today marks the birth of a sister who is strong! You will confront any challenges that are presented to you, this year, and you will overcome them!
  • Here is to another year of taking charge and forging your own way, sis! Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, sis! I hope you view yourself the way I view you: as a fantastic member of our family who has already made a difference in this world, and still has so much more to offer it!
  • You have done so much, sis! On your birthday, look forward to all you have yet to do, and know that all of your brothers and sisters are proud of you!
  • On your birthday, sis, always look to the future! Everything that you want is available and lies ahead of you!
  • Without your influence, sis, I would not be able to make it through difficult situations in my life! I hope that your birthday finds you well! I hope that if difficult situations occur you will make it through them, victoriously!
  • Sis, you never let me give up! On your special day, may the will that you have continue to be strong! May the positive impact that you have had on my life always reveal itself!
  • I know some people in the world make it through life without having a sister- but I’m truly blessed to not have been one of those people, because I do not know how I would have made it without you. Happy birthday to an amazing and wonderful sister. I love you with all my heart.
  • There are no mountains too high or oceans too wide for you to cross or climb. That’s how awesome you are, sis. Happy birthday.
  • Awesome. Super. A million bucks. Loving. Caring. The star of the show. The brightest flower. These are all the things I think of when I think of you. Happy birthday, dear sister!

Long Distance Birthday Wishes for Sisters who Are Far Away

  • Happy birthday wishes are just not the same when you so far apart. Just remember that you are never far from my heart. Happy Birthday, my darling sister!
  • We may not be together on your birthday but our bond couldn’t be any closer. Have a wonderful birthday today. See you soon!
  • If I could package my hugs and kisses, I would send them express delivery your way! Happy Birthday!
  • You are my sister, no matter how far apart we live from each other! Happy Birthday, all my love!
  • Even though geography separates us these days, I’m with you everyday in my heart- because we’re sisters. I love you and wish you the happiest birthday of all. Happy birthday, sis.
  • As you celebrate your birthday, remember that we have an unbreakable bond, and no matter what, I will always be there for you!
  • Although I have moved to a different state than you, my heart is still with you, sis! Have a very, Happy Birthday!
  • I am just a phone call or text away from you! You are eternally my sister! Happy Birthday to someone who I hold dear!
  • Reading your letters make me smile! On your birthday, sis, I am wishing you happiness!
  • Whether we are talking on the phone, texting, or Skyping, we will remain to keep in touch! And even though I am not there to commemorate your birthday, sis, know that I am thinking about you!
  • Moving for a job is never easy, but having a sister like you is! Happy Birthday! You have calmed my nerves and reminded me that I can do this!
  • Sis, not being in the same town doesn’t change anything between us! I still think about you on this special day, and hope that your birthday is incredible!
  • Happy Birthday, to my sister! Living in different cities will never deter our efforts to check up on each other! You will always be my best friend!
  • Constantly having to travel can be stressful, but having a sister like you alleviates it! On your special day, know that communicating with you, no matter where I am, is the highlight of all my days! I hope that there are many highlights in yours!
  • Going to inhabit a state that is far away does not mean abandoning our sisterhood, especially today! On your birthday, I hope that you feel all of the love and loyalty that I have for you! Happy Birthday, sis!
  • Sometimes opportunities to improve situations take a person far away from their family. As you birthday approaches, sis, remember that I will always think about and come back to you! You are a valued member of my family!
  • With you as my sister, miles mean nothing to me! Happy Birthday to a person who is in my heart!

Long Birthday Messages for my Lovely Sister

  • Sisters are friends you get to live in the same house with. Sisters are secret keepers. Sisters are shopping buddies. Sisters are more than bonded by blood, they are sewn together at the heart. Sisters are one of life’s greatest gifts. And I’m so thankful that you’re my sister. Happy birthday to you sis!
  • All through the years you have defended me against others, stood by me in the storms, held my hand in the dark, and showed me the right way when I couldn’t find it on my own. You made me mad from time to time, but you always made me laugh harder later. You’ve always been there for me even when I didn’t want you to be- and now I’m so glad you were. Happy birthday to the best sister in the world. you deserve all the happiness and joy life has to offer.
  • Thanks for always being the kind of woman that stands up for other women like me. And thank you for always caring and loving deeper than all the others in my life when I had no one else. Thanks for being a loyal sister and when I wasn’t. You are the best of the best and you deserve all the great things in life. Happy birthday to the best sister of all.
  • Hey girl, it’s your birthday! There is no one more deserving, more thoughtful, more lovely, or more special than you on this day and always. I wish you all the love life can give, all the success one can have, all the happiness one can share, and all the freedom to be who you are one can gain. I love you to the moon and back with a cherry on top. Happy birthday, girl!
  • A super duper happy birthday to you, my cherished sister. You have been an incredible sister to me all my life, which is why I am more than ecstatic to share this special day with you. May happiness always consider your heart its permanent home so that a smile may always be present on your face. Have a beautiful day.
  • I think the world of you, my dearest sister – you are loving, smart and caring. Don’t ever forget it. There’s nothing more I want in this life than to see you truly happy all your days here on this planet, and that is why everlasting happiness is all that I wish for you on your Big Day. Happy birthday.
  • If there is anyone I believe in with all my heart, it is you, sweet sister. I know you shall accomplish wonderful things in your life, which is why on your birthday, I want to encourage you to never stop believing in yourself. Congratulations on making yet another successful trip around the sun. Have a smashing birthday, and don’t forget to keep on shinning like the star that you are!
  • Wishing my super awesome sister a super awesome birthday celebration today! Nothing fills my heart with joy than seeing you smile. So keep on smiling, dearest. If there is one thing I am sure of, it’s that if all sisters in the world were even as half as wonderful as you, this world would have been truly heavenly.
  • Behind my happiness is my beautiful, smart, kind and caring sister. Sweet sis, as we celebrate your beautiful life today, it’s my prayer that your happiness and blessings will be more gargantuan than the universe. Have a fantastic birthday filled with events that are as beautiful as you are to me.
  • May your blessings be as abundant as the grains of sand covering the Sahara Desert. And may always move from strength to strength and glow with happiness all the days of your life. Happy birthday, dearest sister.

 

Birthday Poems for your Sister

  • My little mother you are
    Who cooks, cleans, pampers and comforts me
    Annoying as I may be, your patience is never-ending
    He is lucky and blessed who has a sister like you
    Happy birthday, big sis

 

  • You are wonderful sister and a fabulous friend
    Though familial ties bind us, we are more than just family
    Your warmth and cheer make you fun to be around
    Thank you for making sisterhood so special and sweet
    Happy birthday

16th Birthday Messages for your Sister

  • Cheers to turning 16! Today is your big day, and we shall celebrate it accordingly. I wish your sweet 16th birthday will bring lots of joy and happiness into your life. Happy birthday.
  • Sixteen years on planet Earth is really a milestone, my dear sister. I hope today comes with it nothing but events that fill your heart and soul with joy. Happy 16th birthday, Sis.
  • May your birthday be loaded with a whole lot of fun-filled events and plenty of cakes to mark a new beginning in your life. Enjoy your 16th birthday, my beautiful sister.
  • Being 16 is one of the most exciting phases of a person’s life. Happy birthday, my sweet sister. May your day be full of exciting gifts and happiness.
  • For my sweet and precious sister at 16, I wish you grow to become one of the most important women in the world. Happy birthday.
  • Sis, you are the most remarkable 16 year old that I know. As you mark your 16th birthday today, continue to stand tall in life. Happy birthday, dearie.
  • Happy 16th birthday, sweet sister. May your life forever blossom like flowers in May.
  • On your special day, may your life be more colorful than the rainbow you bring into my world. Happy 16th, my beloved sister.
  • Dear sister, may you be blessed with joy and happiness on the occasion of your 16th birthday and on all the days of your life. Have a blissful day.
  • On your 16th birthday, sister, I’m wishing you a life full of magical moments. Never stop believing in yourself, my dear.
  • As you commemorate your 16th anniversary, may your happiness be beyond imagination. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 16th birthday, sister. Wishing you all the happiness from all the cardinal points of the world. Love you.
  • Happy sweet 16th, beloved sister. May you be blessed with the sweetest things in life, and may you always see and experience things that make you smile.
  • You are the sweetest 16-year-old in the whole wide world. I can bet my life on that. I hope that your birthday will be as sweet as your life. Happy sweet sixteen.
  • Congratulation on your 16th birthday. May happiness rule over your life for eternity.

 

18th Birthday Messages for my Sister

  • Happy birthday to my dearest sister at 18. I wish that many doors of opportunities open for you as you step into this new and exciting chapter of your life.
  • May your birthday gifts come in packages of eighteen beautifully wrapped boxes today. Happy birthday to my darling sister at 18.
  • Wishing you an enjoyable and very fabulous 18th birthday party today. And as you celebrate, do know that I love you always. Happy birthday, dear.
  • Happy 18th birthday to my pretty sister. As you metamorphose into an adult today, may you live well enough to enjoy the best of the beautiful things this world has. Happy birthday!
  • It’s your 18th birthday today, and I am glad to be a part of the celebration. As you embark on this journey of life as an adult, may your years be filled with good relationships that will beautify your adult life.
  • Darling sister, I have watched you grow into a pretty little damsel over these years. Have a fantastic birthday today as you prepare for the interesting life as an adult.
  • Yay! You’re officially now an adult! Happy 18th birthday to my adorable sister. I wish you a prosperous future devoid of headaches. Love you so much.
  • Happy 18th birthday to my wonderful sister who proudly becomes a fully-fledged woman today. Dear sis, may success and happiness always be within your grasp. Have a truly beautiful life.
  • Wow! You make 18 look so fabulous! May every day of your life be as fabulous as you are. Happy 18th.
  • Happy birthday to my dear sister who is both a teenager and an adult. It is my wish that your life will sparkle and shine brighter than a diamond. Happy 18th.
  • As you celebrate your transition from a girl to a woman, know that you always fill my heart with pride. I hope your 18th birthday will be as spectacular as your life.
  • Happy 18th birthday. May good fortune smile on you today and rule over your world until the end of time.
  • Just like a river always flows into the sea, may happiness always flow into your heart. Happy 20th birthday.
  • Congratulations on turning 18 today! On this great day, it’s my hope that nothing but good things will find their way to your door. May you see success in everything you do.
  • I am so happy to share the great occasion of your 18th birthday with you. May you always be surrounded by true friends and happiness. Enjoy every moment of your new life as a woman.
  • Bravo, you’ve finally made into adulthood! I hope every brand new day of your life in the adult zone will fill your loving heart with joy and contentment.
  • As you mark your 18th birthday, it is my wish that your life will be filled with the colors of the rainbow. Happy 18th.
  • Wishing my gorgeous sister a gorgeous 18th birthday. I hope you have a spectacular life.

 

20th Birthday Messages for my Sister

  • Happy birthday to the youngest and most amazing 20-year-old in my life. Dear sis, it’s my prayer that as you celebrate this milestone birthday, you will receive nothing but the choicest of blessings  from above.
  • Wishing an ecstatic birthday to my wonderful sister who turns 20 today. I wish you a prosperous and fulfilling life as a 20-year-old.
  • Cheers to 20 beautiful years of existence, dear sister! I wish you a rocking 20th birthday celebration.
  • Happy 20th birthday, my sweet sister. I wish you a life filled with smiles and laughter. May you forever see and enjoy all the beautiful things in this world.
  • Dearest sister, as we celebrate the official expiration of your teenage years today, may you forever walk in glory.
  • Welcome to the first day of life in your twenties. The real pleasures of life begin from this age. Enjoy it to the max. Happy 20th.
  • As you say goodbye to your teenage years and welcome your twenties, may your blessings in life come at supersonic speeds and be as uncountable as the grains of sugar. Happy birthday.
  • Wishing a fabulously happy 20th birthday to a phenomenal sister. It’s a great honor being your sister/brother.
  • Happy 20th birthday. Wishing you peace, good health and joy all the days of your life.
  • Wishing a bright and memorable 20th birthday celebration to my loving sister. Dear sis, regardless of the fact that you still can’t legally drink, there are oceans of reasons that make turning 20 amazing! I hope you enjoy all the magical moments of this age.
  • Happy 20th birthday. Wishing you a glittering and happy life accompanied by good luck.

 

21st Birthday Messages for my Sister

  • Congratulations to you, my beautiful sister, on your 21st birthday. The mere fact that you are turning 21 today in such great health and grace really brings a lot of joy to my heart. Happy birthday. I love you.
  • As you look forward to a new life as a young lady, do realize that life is a precious gift from God and enjoy every moment of it. Sending lots of love and blessings your way. Happy birthday.
  • Yay! At long last, you’re legal! You can now legally do all the interesting things that you’ve always wanted to do! Have a wonderful 21st birthday my sweet sister.
  • Being 21 is one of the most exciting chapters in a person’s life. I hope you realize how lucky you are and enjoy this special day to the fullest. Happy birthday, sis.
  • Happy 21st birthday! Since turning 21 only happens once in a lifetime, we shall celebrate this day like nobody’s business. Put your party shoes on because we are going to party all night long in celebration of you!

 

 30th Birthday Messages for my Sister

  • I can’t believe three decades have passed already since you were born. As you mark yet another lovely moment on earth, may God bless you with everything that puts a smile on your face. Enjoy your day to the max.  Happy 30th birthday, Sister.
  • Thirty years on planet earth shows that you are beginning to carry more responsibilities of life on your shoulders. As you mark your 30th birthday, I pray your shoulders become stronger to carry those duties darling, sis. Have a fabulous birthday, my lovely sister.
  • Hopes, dreams and aspirations come alive around this age in one’s life, and that is what makes this age so special. As you mark your 30th year on Earth, I wish all your dreams and aspirations become a reality before the next decade. Happy birthday, my sweet Sis.
  • Thank God for winning the struggles of life for a whole 30 years. As you open another chapter of your life, I pray that God keeps giving you the strength to remain a winner. I love you, my sweet sister. Happy birthday 30th birthday.
  • Happy birthday to my sweet and fabulous sister. Today is your day. It’s all about you and nobody else. As we celebrate you today, I pray for God’s blessings in your life. May you live to see all the desires of your heart come to pass. I love you so much.

 

40th Birthday Greetings for my Sister

  • I know that fulfilling your dreams at a time like this becomes an important goal in life for you. As you celebrate forty years of life, may those dreams become a reality. Happy birthday, darling sister.
  • Lovely sister, may all your dreams in the last 39 years get fulfilled as you celebrate this very special day of yours. Happy 40th birthday, my dear.
  • Dear sister, it is a delightful thing to know that the 30s of your years are over. Welcome to a new beginning in all spheres of your life. I celebrate you. Happy 40th birthday.
  • My lovely sister, as we wave goodbye to your 30s, let us welcome in grand style the arrival of your 40s. Happy wonderful birthday. May all your goals and dreams always be within your grasp.

50th Birthday Messages for my Sister

  • Hurray! Your golden jubilee year is here. I can’t believe you are 50 years old today! What’s your secret to looking this astonishing? I’m so blessed to have a sister like you. Happy 50th birthday.
  • There are over 7 billion people in the world. That is a fact. It’s just like the fact that my sister keeps getting more and more beautiful and awesome as she ages. Happy 50th birthday, dear sis.
  • Wow! Five decades on earth is no joke at all. I wish you mark another five decades again in good health and happiness. Happy golden 50 years.
  • Happy 50th birthday to my adorable sister. I wish you all the best that your heart yearned for in the last forty-something years. God bless you.
  • Happy birthday to the world’s most wonderful sister. Though you are 50 today, you don’t look it at all. Keep enjoying your golden youthful look. Stay blessed.

 

60th Birthday Greetings for my Sister

  • 60 years is long enough for someone to become accustomed to life’s issues. I pray your loving memories in life will dwell with you as long as you live, while the bad ones will fade away. Happy glorious 60th birthday, dear sis.
  • Happy birthday to my darling sister, who is 60 years old today but looks decades younger. I wonder what your secret is. I hope you continue to age with such grace, good health and beauty.  I love you so much.
  • Turning 60 is such a big deal, and I’m so glad to have the opportunity to share this special day with you, my dear sister. My wish for you today is that you celebrate so many more awesome birthdays in good health and happiness.
  • Cheers to 60 years, dear sis! 60 is just a number. You are still as beautiful and wonderful as ever. Happy 60th birthday to you! Have a fabulous day!

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1. “Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!”

2. “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

3. “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

4. “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

5. “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

6. “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

7. “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

8. “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

9. “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

10. “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

11. “Don’t be bummed about your birthday! You know what they say: it’s better to be a year older than to be one month late. Happy birthday!”

12. “Happy birthday! Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Remember, the older you get, the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home.”

13. “Wait – you’re how old today? You’re so lucky you’re not a dog. They would have put you down by now. Oh, well! Happy birthday!”

14. “Congratulations! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday.”

15. “Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, people start wondering if you’re the walking dead.”

16. “Here’s to you on your birthday! May you live to be so old, you sincerely wish you were dead.”

17. “Happy birthday! Don’t let a 27-year old Olympic gold medal winner make you feel like a failure on your birthday.”

18. “Happy birthday. I’m so sorry you’ve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you.”

19. “It’s a special day – your birthday! Let’s go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile.”

20. “Happy birthday! Congrats on reaching an age that makes your receding hairline seem appropriate.”

21. “Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fool’s Joke. Unless, of course, I did remember it, in which case – please disregard this message. Happy birthday!”

22. “I wish you a very happy birthday! Just please remember to tell me how old you’re pretending to be, so we can keep up the charade.”

23. “Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world.”

24. “Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons.”

25. “I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy birthday!”

26. “Happy birthday! I sincerely hope that you don’t take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it.”

27. “On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Really, it’s nothing to get worked up over. Happy birthday!”

28. “Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Happy birthday!”

29. “I believe you forgot my birthday present last year. I’m returning the favor this year. I’m afraid a Happy Birthday is all you’re going to get.”

30. “Happy summer birthday! Get out and enjoy it while you’re still young enough to not fall into the “high risk” category for heat stroke death.”

31. “Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog years.”

32. “I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday.”

33. “You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy birthday!”

34. “Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb.”

35. “As you get older, there are three important things that happen. First, you lose your mind. I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”

36. “Happy birthday! Remember this today: if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin – and muffins are healthy.”

37. “Happy birthday! After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance.”

38. “Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out.”

39. “A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an old fart. Happy birthday!”

40. “Happy birthday! May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs.”

41. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone who should probably start worrying about what the government is saying about Medicare.”

42. “I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with you today? That’s right! Me.”

43. “Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.”

44. “You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Happy birthday!”

45. “Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. What they forget to mention is that you really won’t miss it. Happy birthday!”

46. “Happy birthday! You know you’re old when the candles start costing more than the cake.”

47. “On your birthday, I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel. But you’ll still always be older than me. Happy birthday!”

48. “Happy birthday. It’s official – you can now begin your quarter-life crisis.”

49. “It’s your birthday today, and I’m once again reminded how old I’m getting. Oh well – enjoy your day!”

50. “Today, you turn 29! I promise to stop counting the years after this one. Happy birthday.”

51. “Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card.”

52. “I hope that your birthday is the best it can possibly be for someone who can barely function in society.”

53. “Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.”

54. “Happy birthday, babe! We’re such a great match because you hate celebrating your birthday, and I’m just too darn lazy to plan anything.”

55. “Happy birthday to someone we’ll never have to say “died too young”.”

56. “Wishing you a very happy birthday. You don’t look a day over whatever age you were just a few years ago.”

57. “Happy birthday! Let’s go see Jurassic World. It’ll make you feel less like a dinosaur.”

58. “I was going to send you a paper card, but my Internet connection came back just in time for me to send you his message.”

59. “Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.”

60. “Happy birthday! We’re so glad we can count you among the living for another year.”

61. “Happy birthday weekend! You’re so lucky that you don’t have to endure an office birthday party.”

62. “It’s your birthday – a time for celebration. You’ve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home. Happy birthday!”

63. “Happy birthday to someone who’s age has finally surpassed their number of Twitter followers.”

64. “I’m sending this birthday wish to someone who is now too old to sit through a whole movie without having to get up to use the bathroom.”

65. “I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and joy. Oh, you’re spending it with your family? I’m sorry –truly.”

66. “For your birthday this year, I’m going to give you a piece of paper that might be worth $450 million – but is probably really worth nothing.”

67. “Happy birthday to someone who is so old and lonely, they could be the subject of a spooky Halloween ghost story.”

68. “Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, handicapped stalls become a necessity and not just a spacious place to do your business.”

69. “I hope that you live to be so old, your family members talk about you like you’re not even there. Happy birthday!”

70. “Hey – don’t stress about getting older. You’re still young enough to be a professional curler, and that’s saying something. Happy birthday!”

71. “Happy birthday! I would have bought you a present, but I didn’t think you wanted me to take money out of the alcohol budget.”

72. “Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age.”

73. “May you live long enough to be the direct cause of a Silver Alert. Happy birthday!”

74. “Happy birthday to someone I truly hope is not having a mid-life crisis.”

75. “Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing.”

76. “Congratulations! You’re now so old, you’ll need performance-enhancing drugs just to ride a stationary bike. Happy birthday!”

77. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have sent out birthday wishes on MySpace.”

78. “Happy birthday to someone who is almost old enough to die from the flu.”

79. “Happy birthday to a person so old, they use their smartphone to make an actual phone call.”

80. “Here’s to a special birthday! May you get so intoxicated, you forget how old you’re getting.”

81. “I hope your birthday is at least half as exciting as you portray it on Facebook and Instagram. Happy birthday!”

82. “Happy birthday! You’ve now reached an age where it’s no longer appropriate to claim you’re 29.”

83. “Happy birthday to the one person whose agelessness is incredibly irritating.”

84. “Happy birthday and congratulations on becoming that “old, weird” person at summer music festivals.”

85. “It’s your birthday – let’s over-celebrate!”

86. “Happy birthday, girl. I remember a time when you weren’t so disturbingly old.”

87. “Happy birthday to you – and your newest chin.”

88. “Happy birthday! I’m just here for some cake.”

89. “Hey there! Happy birthday! I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake, but I decided to go with a regular cake. Also, I’m really drunk.”

90. “Birthdays are nothing more than nature’s way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake! I’m so glad that today is your birthday, and I can eat – I mean, share – your cake.”

91. “Happy birthday, old man! You know, when I turned two, I panicked because in one year, I doubled my age. I thought, if I keep going this way, I’ll be 64 by the time I turn 5. Thank goodness things don’t work this way.”

92. “Happy birthday to someone who thought they would have it all together by the time they reached this age.”

93. “You look great birthday girl – considering your age. Happy birthday!”

94. “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me. I won’t tell anyone how old you really are.”

95. “They say that wisdom comes with age. That’s why you’re the wisest person I know. Happy birthday!”

96. “You know you’ve reached the old age when you back your car into the neighbor’s swimming pool from across the street and still believe that it was the car’s fault. You’re not quite there yet, but you’re close. Happy birthday!”

97. “As people get older, they gain the respect of the people around them. I just wanted to let you know that today, on your birthday, I have all the respect in the world for you.”

98. “On your birthday, we ask that you kindly act your age – not your shoe size. Thanks!”

99. “Happy birthday! This is the oldest I’ve ever seen you. Just wait until next year.”

100. “Happy belated birthday! I didn’t forget your birthday – I just forgot yesterday’s date!”

101. “Look, if you want me to remember your birthday, you’re going to have to start looking older. Happy birthday!”

102. “I really tried to send you something amazing for your birthday, but I couldn’t fit in any of the boxes at the post office. Happy birthday!”

103. “You may not be getting any younger, but at least you’re still younger than me. Happy birthday!”

104. “You know, when you think about it – a belated birthday wish is really just an extremely early birthday wish for next year. So technically, I’m already covered for next year. Happy birthday!”

105. “You are such a sweet, polite, honest and witty person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today!”

106. “I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arriving tomorrow. Happy birthday!”

107. “Happy birthday. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you don’t look old. That’s what your relatives are for.”

108. “I know you really want to turn back the clock, but with the number of years you’ve racked up, I’m really not sure that’s even possible. Happy birthday anyway!”

109. “Happy birthday! I hope you don’t mind, but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year. You’re going to love it!”

110. “Happy birthday to someone who is officially so old, it’s creepy to watch teenage vampire movies.”

111. “I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year.”

112. “Happy birthday! I just wanted to let you know that I picked out your coffin on the way here.”

113. “Congrats – you’re officially too old to go to rock concerts. Happy birthday!”

114. “Happy birthday. By the time you reach the next “new 40”, you’ll already be dead.”

115. “Hey, happy 29th birthday – again. For the 20th”

116. “Now you know you’re getting old when you can’t even remember how old you are. Happy birthday!”

117. “I had plans to put an awesome, gorgeous present in your cake, but honestly, I didn’t want to get frosting in my hair. Happy birthday!”

118. “Happy birthday! It’s great to be healthy, young and filled with so much energy. Can you even remember what that was like?”

119. “Alright, you can light the candles on your birthday cake now. I’ve alerted the fire department. Happy birthday!”

120. “You’re at that age where you’re old enough to know better, but you’re still young enough to do it anyway. Happy birthday and enjoy!”

121. “Today, it’s important to smile and laugh as much as you can. You don’t know how much longer you’ll have teeth! Happy birthday!”

122. “Happy birthday! I wish you many more candles, and for a cake that’s big enough to fit them all.”

123. “You’re so special, your birthday should be a national holiday. I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor. Happy birthday!”

124. “Happy birthday! Never let anyone tell you that you’re old – especially if you can actually hear them say it without even having to read their lips.”

125. “Happy birthday! Today, we add another candle to your cake, and your doctor will add another prescription to your arsenal of medication.”

126. “It’s normal to ponder your life’s purpose and to have a personal crisis on your birthday. At least you get to be normal one day out of the year. Happy birthday!”

127. “I try to give people birthday cards that match their age. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get my hands on a stone tablet or some ancient papyrus. This modern greeting will have to do. Happy birthday!”

128. “On your birthday, I want you to remember that it’s not this day that makes you old; it’s the 364 other days in the year. Happy birthday!”

129. “Just this morning I was wishing that you were one year older today. Look at that – my wish came true! Happy birthday!”

130. “On your birthday, I wish you enough air to blow out all of your candles. Happy birthday!”

131. “Happy birthday! Let’s make a deal – I’ll keep the presents, and you keep the age and cake. Come on! It’s a good deal.”

132. “Happy, happy birthday! I hope you enjoy those senior citizen discounts. You truly do deserve them.”

133. “Don’t be depressed about getting old. It sure beats the alternative. Happy birthday!”

134. “Happy birthday to a person that is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds me a lot of myself. :)”

135. “You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy birthday!”

136. “Happy birthday! No, you’re not getting older. You’re just collecting wrinkles.”

137. “I have some good news and some bad news on your birthday. The good news is that you’re one year older and so much wiser. The bad news? The hangover isn’t going to be any better this year, so please make the most of it! Happy birthday!”

138. “Happy birthday! I got you a pair of sunglasses this year, so you can protect your eyes from the blinding light of all these candles.”

139. “Happy birthday! Not sure if you’re old yet? If you need the kids to help you blow out the candles, you’re definitely over the hill.”

140. “You know, you’re a really hard person to buy gifts for. After searching far and wide, I realized that there’s no greater gift than my presence. That’s my present to you – my presence. Get it? Happy birthday!”

141. “I hope your birthday’s a great one! Just stay away from the karaoke machine, and everyone will have a good time.”

142. “At your age, there’s nothing funny about birthdays. So let’s share a drink and celebrate the times when you were a young spring chicken! Happy birthday!”

143. “Congratulations! There are so many candles on your birthday cake – NASA can see it from space.”

144. “On your birthday, I hope you choose not to resist temptation. The older you get, the more temptation starts avoiding you, so enjoy the sweeter things in life while you still can. Happy birthday!”

145. “Happy birthday! Today is the perfect day to forget all about your cares – and the fact that I didn’t get you a birthday gift.”

146. “When your birthdays start coming more often than you do, you know you have something to worry about. Happy birthday!”

147. “It’s your birthday, so you’re free to cry if you want to. But please don’t. That wouldn’t be much fun for the rest of us. We’d rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent. Happy birthday!”

148. “If I were you, I’d be concerned about my birthday. This year, you’ll probably need a flame thrower to light all of those candles. Happy birthday! Stay safe.”

149. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is wiser, more mature and could care less about material things. That’s why I know you won’t be upset about my lack of a birthday present.”

150. “Birthdays are really a double-edged sword. Sure, they bring parties and good times. But they also bring wrinkles and saggy bits. Happy birthday!”

151. “Time may be a wonderful healer, but it’s a terrible beautician. Oh well! Happy birthday.”

152. “Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday. Just don’t try too hard to blow out your birthday candles this year. You may lose your dentures!”

153. “Happy birthday! Counting your wrinkles is like trying to count the stars in the sky.”

154. “Happy birthday to someone I’m happy to share a cake with! Too bad you won’t be having any.”

155. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses.”

156. “Happy birthday! Just 364 more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes.”

157. “Happy birthday. You know, it would be a whole lot easier to get you the perfect gift if you’d just buy one yourself.”

158. “Happy birthday to a rare breed of person that was delivered into this world without a status or update or tweet.”

159. “Happy birthday! I would bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven.”

160. “It’s your birthday! You shouldn’t stop yourself from getting ridiculously intoxicated just because it’s a Monday.”

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Funny birthday wishes for sister

funny happy birthday wishes for sister

Sisters can be sweet, quirky, supportive, and fun-loving. They can also be annoying, bossy, nosy, and even downright mean. But at the end of the day, you gotta love your sis because, well, Mom said so.

One of the most obvious (not to mention obligatory) ways to show your sister some love is to send her a message on her birthday. Of course, just as sibling relationships are all over the map, birthday wishes for a sister come in many different forms. To help you find the perfect wording, here’s a big selection of sisterly birthday greetings in a variety of styles.

Heartfelt | Funny | Big Sister | Little Sister | From a Sister | From a Brother | Like a Sister

Heartfelt

Have a special relationship with your sis? Here are some sweet and sincere b-day wishes for her. For more ideas, check out our list of ways to say “Happy Birthday, Beautiful!”

  • A birthday kiss for my amazing sis! I’m sure you’ll find fun and adventure on your big day, just as you do every day.
  • Happy Birthday to a great sister, a wonderful friend, and an all-around amazing person!
  • Your birthday always reminds me of how lucky I am to have had someone like you to grow up with. Thanks for being you.
  • When we were kids, I just wanted to get away from you. Now, I can’t get enough of you! Happy Birthday, sis!
  • Happy Birthday to someone who made my childhood a joy. When your sister is your best friend, every night is like a sleepover.
  • Happy Birthday to my awesome sister! I’m so glad I get to go through life with you!
  • To my beautiful sister… hope your birthday is every bit as fun and amazing as you are!
  • Happy Birthday to my friend, confidant, and sometime-therapist. In other words, Happy Birthday to my sister!
  • Thanks for being born, sis! Without you, life would be way too boring to even contemplate.
  • Happy Birthday, sis! You were my first friend, and you’re still my best!
  • Happy Birthday to my wonderful sister. We used to never get along. Now I don’t know how I could get along without her.
  • Happy Birthday, sis! Thanks for being you, and for always being there for me.
  • The Best Sister Ever deserves the Best Birthday Ever. Hope your day is simply awesome!

Funny

Here are some humorous and irreverent birthday messages for a sister.

  • Happy Birthday, sis! Now that we’re older, I’ve come to realize that you’re not half as evil as I thought!
  • Your birthday always reminds me of how lucky we were that we didn’t kill each other growing up. Have a great one, sis!
  • You’re the most annoying person in the world, but somehow I still love you. Happy Birthday, sis!
  • Happy Birthday to the person who witnessed most of my childhood injuries, and caused quite a few of them.
  • We used to fight like cats and dogs, but now I think you’re a doggone purr-fect sister. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to my sister, who keeps me sane… when she’s not driving me crazy.
  • As a gift for your birthday, I decided not to tell everyone on social media how old you are today. You’re welcome!
  • Happy Birthday to my wonderful sister! It would be nice if everyone could have a sister like you, but I sure as hell ain’t sharing!
  • Happy Birthday to my sister, a lady who knows way too many embarrassing childhood secrets about me.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who’s like a sister to me. (Oh wait, you’re my actual sister.)
  • Happy Birthday to my badass sister!

Big Sister

Here are some birthday messages crafted for an older sister.

  • Remember when you liked being older than me? Payback’s a bitch, isn’t it? Happy Birthday, sis!
  • Happy Birthday to a big sister who always looked out for me when I was growing up. I wouldn’t have made it this far without you!
  • Happy Birthday to my older sister, who looks like my younger sister. Bitch.
  • You’ve been my best friend since the day I was born. Happy Birthday, big sister!
  • My guardian angel is a year older today. Happy Birthday, sis!

Little Sister

Here are some options for a little sister. Depending on sissy’s age, you might also want to check out these birthday wishes for a little girl.

  • Happy Birthday, little sis! I’m really glad you were born, even if I wasn’t too happy about it at the time.
  • Little sisters are so annoying, especially when their birthdays roll around and you’re reminded that they will always be younger than you.
  • Happy Birthday, little sister! I won’t tell everyone how old you are, as long as you don’t tell anyone that I’m even older than you. Deal?
  • The best present I ever got was when Mom and Dad brought you home from the hospital. Hope you get everything you want for your birthday, sis. You deserve it.
  • Happy Birthday, kid! Remember, no matter how many wrinkles you get or how low your boobs hang, you’ll always be my little sis.
  • My little sister is a year older! And yes, I will still hurt anyone who messes with her!

From a Sister

Here are some birthday wishes to a sister from a sister

  • Happy Birthday to my doppelganger (aka my sister)!
  • Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister, who happens to look a lot like me.
  • Whenever someone says I have half a brain, I tell them it’s because I share it with my sister. Happy Birthday to my sister from the same mister!
  • We may not be twins, but we share a heart, soul, and mind. Thanks to you, I will never be lonely in life. Happy Birthday, sis!
  • Happy Birthday to my friend, soulmate, and sister! I love you!

From a Brother

Here are some birthday messages to a sister from a brother

  • Hey sis, I was going to get you something expensive for your birthday, but then I realized that just having me for a brother is enough of a present.
  • Happy Birthday to the sweetest, smartest, and coolest sister a brother could ask for.
  • May your birthday be half as cool as your awesome brother!
  • Happy Birthday, sis! I never thought I’d say this, but you turned out to be someone I actually like to hang out with.
  • Happy Birthday to an amazing sister, from an appreciative brother.

Like a Sister

Finally, here are some birthday wishes for someone who’s like a sister. For more options, see our article on birthday wishes for a best friend.

  • Happy Birthday to a lady who’s like a sister to me. May your day be filled with the same joy you bring to my life.
  • Happy Birthday to a wonderful friend. Some people are born with a sister. I found one in you.
  • You’re not the sister I was born with, but you’re the sister I choose. Happy Birthday, and thank you for being in my life.
  • Happy Birthday, lady! You’re like the annoying little sister I never had!
  • We may not be sisters by blood, but we’re sisters by heart. Happy Birthday to one my favorite people of all time!

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