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These hilarious Christmas card sayings and quotes are guaranteed to make you one of the many cute and/or witty Christmas messages already in circulation. You can find even more humorous ideas in our list of short Christmas greetings.

If you want to send some good Funny christmas wishes to your friends and loved ones this Christmas, you’ve come at the right place. Here we have a list of witty, humorous and funny Christmas messages and jokes that will make them smile, if not laugh. Scroll down and browse our Christmas jokes and funny christmas wishes images below.

People send Christmas gifts and cards with heart warming Christmas messages to their relatives and friends Add joy and laughter this season with funny christmas quotes, Christmas wordings, Christmas Gifts, Funny Christmas wishes and Funny Christmas Messages that will tickle your friends’ funny bones. Share the happiness of this season and be a good blessing to all.

Funny Christmas Wishes and Messages for Friends

  • The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.
  • I am sending love, care and great cheer, your way during this Christmas. I hope you remember this message in case we don’t end up meeting during this Christmas.
  • Make sure you have all the children in the family playing together such that they are all distracted, and you and all the grown-ups can meet up, drink silly and enjoy Christmas.
  • With all the snow during Christmas, just make sure you set up a lot of indoor fun activity so that Christmas does not turn out to be boring. Make merry thing Christmas.
  • A good Christmas gift is the landlord forgoing the December rent so that you can find more money to drink and make merry. Have fun and enjoy this Christmas.
  • With all the bills of the Christmas and new year, I know you are not sure how you will manage this season. I wish you the best of lack with the budgeting and try to make Christmas fun.
  • May you forgive your enemies and those that have done you wrong. Basically, I am giving you a heads up to forgive me for all the times I did you wrong and maintain the Christmas spirit throughout.
  • May sure you limit your children’s Christmas gifts because you are the one who will be paying for them so think twice and happy a budget friendly Christmas.

Funny Christmas Wishes

Here are some of humorous Christmas messages and Christmas card wordings that you can use for your Christmas cards. You can also use these messages as Christmas SMS and Christmas Text messages. You can send these Christmas Wishes along with some great Christmas gifts to show your love and affection to somebody

  • Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
    So let us drink the spirit to feel love
    Merry Christmas to You
  • Man will live for ever
    Because of Christmas
    (Because of Christmas Day drinking)
    Merry Christmas to you
  • Christmas is the day for blessings and love
    So let us do not overload priest
    Celebrate the Christmas here with party
    Merry Christmas to you
  • May on this Christmas
    Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
    Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
    Merry Christmas to you
  • Let us rejoice and enjoy
    Has lord has given this day
    to drink as much you want
    Happy Christmas

  • Do not expect Santa
    They all are Drunk and flat
    Merry Christmas without gifts
  • I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
    Have two drinks and look
    Merry Christmas
  • Christmas is not only for praying and praising
    But for drinking and messing around also
    Merry Christmas
  • Please allow Jesus to Come and
    Bless people in Church on Christmas,
    If he sees you there he may not.
    So come here and have party with me
    Merry Christmas to you
  • I have Kept some photos in my home
    So come here instead of Church
    you can drink and pray,
    And no more boring speech from the priest
    Merry Christmas and Happy New year

Funny Christmas Messages and Funny Christmas Greetings

Christmas is for priest, He rejoices
Again and again while delivering the speech
To helpless Church crowd.
(Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing)
So let us celebrate the Christmas here
Merry Christmas to you

Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic
Merry Christmas

They say that Christmas is just around the corner
How can it be when the world is round?

Anybody know where can I buy love?
They told me that it is the best thing to give this Christmas.

I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.

Before, children are the carolers.
Nowadays, I wonder why streets are field with adult carolers.

Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones.
Why is that so?
Isn’t it Christmas is for children?

I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.

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I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.

Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself?
I think he needs to shave his beard.

People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.

I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU,
But I really would love a new credit card as well!

Since I brought the presents,
I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!

Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always
And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.

I know your family is dysfunctional.
Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

If you look for me at Christmas,
Don’t forget to check the local bar!

Humorous Funny Christmas Wishes Greetings

I pray to see not just Santa but also the Three Kings this Christmas.
This is the time when I can kiss the person I want to along with a Christmas greeting without being slapped on my face.You are all I want for Christmas.
But of course I would also appreciate much if I will get cars, house, cash and diamonds perhaps.

I wonder how old Santa Claus is.

Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!

Christmas makes me feel nervous and threatened because I will be seeing again my godchildren.

They say Christmas is a time for smiles.
How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?

Funny Christmas Messages, Funny Christmas Jokes

  • Hurray! Its Christmas holiday, time to forget about work and school hustle for God knows how long only to spend all our money and remember why we even go to work in the first place.
  • I don’t how many turkeys are going to lose their lives during this Christmas season, but I am so sure, one of them will die for you. I hope that makes you feel even more loved this Christmas.
  • The Christmas season is just meant to fill up our houses with all the necessary stuff after taking advantage of the discounts and the endless shopping offers. So, celebrate Christmas and shop till you drop.
  • Ensure you pay for security at your doorstep because as much as Santa comes with presents, he comes at night. Be sure to look out of fake Santa.
  • Christmas season is a time where good acts are rewarded, and bad acts are punished. I don’t who came up with that saying because Santa brings everyone presents.
  • Christmas season is the only time when you should not think of yourself but rather give more attention to your friends and family. I count you to make my Christmas memorable.
  • All these stories about Santa Claus we have heard over the years makes me wonder how old Santa really is. May this Christmas spirit keep growing in you like Santa age.

Funny Christmas Wishes Quotes

  • Christmas is all about happiness, great cheer, fun and all smiles. Hope you will still manage to be smiling after all your pockets run dry.
  • Christmas is about enjoying good company from friends and family. So, make sure when you decide to make a snowman at the entrance of your home, make a snow woman as well because nobody wants to be along during Christmas.
  • All the food that will be in our houses during Christmas makes want to be part of Santa’s elves. May Santa bring you the kind of candy that makes up his elves diet so that you try to keep fit but still have a good time.

  • Christmas morning is the only morning in the whole year that you should look forward to because you expect goodies from someone else other than yourself. Enjoy this Christmas and make merry.
  • So, it’s Christmas again, another extended holiday to drink as much as you can without worrying about going to work and other things that need your sober attention. Ho!ho!ho!
  • Guess what will be trending on twitter, Facebook and all other social media networks during Christmas? That’s right, Christmas greetings and messages hence have fun and don’t worry about keeping tabs online until after Christmas.
  • This Christmas season is a time to create new memories and reminisce on the old ones. This is not to mean that you go ahead and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him your wishes.

Funny Merry Christmas Greetings

  • We should have bought Christmas tree seedlings early in the year so that we can grow them in our backyard such that they are ready by Christmas. Anyway, hope buying a new Christmas tree doesn’t make you lose the Christmas spirit.
  • I wish I knew Christmas carols I could dedicate some for you during this season. All I can think of is Beyoncé’s albums and I hope you play some this holiday.
  • The best Christmas vacation is going to visit your grandparents so that you can transfer the burden of Christmas to them. I hope you heed to my advice and have a merry Christmas.
  • In case you have forgotten the feeling of Christmas, just think of the feeling you get when the boss decides to go for a month’s leave. Happy holidays.

  • I hope you have extra room in your house to fit all the guests during this holiday. In any case, you can bring some of the guests to my house, I have some room to spare. Let’s enjoy Christmas together.
  • You don’t have to be lonely during Christmas season just because you are single. Just think of Santa’s also being single since we have never been formally introduced to Mrs. Santa clause.
  • Just like the new generation trend of always being on their phones 24/7 then this Christmas make a point of having celebrations online such that nobody is left out. Enjoy your Christmas.
  • Christmas is a time when your parents unveil child hood videos mainly to embarrass you in front of your friends and other family. So, enjoy most of Christmas while it lasts.

More Humorous Christmas Card Wordings

  • It’s so silly that when our stomachs are gaining weight around Christmas our wallets are losing weight. Merry Christmas.
  • I think Santa Claus has got life figured out. He only visits people once a year.
  • I love Christmas. When else can you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?
  • I am glad that we take a holiday like Christmas to tech out children honesty. “Of course there is a Santa Claus.”
  • Christmas is only once a year and that is what I am most thankful for on Thanksgiving. Have a Merry Christmas.
  • Marry Christmas! You know, if you feel like you two are ready to take such a big step.
  • You should know that you are getting older, when Santa Claus is starting to look younger.
  • Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, until the credit card bills arrive.

 

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Down counting for Christmas 2019 has just started.Christmas Wishes will play a great role these days as people are going to wish each other for the coming Christmas. These wishes can be sent as text, through social media or through cards.

Here in this article, we provide a collection of some short christmas wishes for friends, family, and boss.

Whether religious or funny you will find the best Xmas wishes and messages for the coming event.

Short ChristmasWishes

Nowadays people do not want to read long texts because it making them bored. On such a great occasion like Christmas usually, people have no time to read long wishes. Therefore here some Short Christmas Wishes that are perfect to write on a Christmas Greetings Card.

 

  • Merry Christmas – May this holiday find you surrounded by those you love.

 

  • May your Christmas be filled with love. I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

 

  • OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a “train load” of good wishes.

 

  • May the glory of Christ’s birth live in your heart all year. Merry Christmas!

 

  • May Santa bring the best gift for you, which we call joy.

 

  • May you find the best moments and happiest moments to celebrate. I wish you a wonderful Christmas.

 

  • Wishing you a Merry Christmas full of good health, love, abundance and everlasting joy in your life.

 

  • Wishing you a magical and peaceful holiday! Merry Christmas and prosperous New Year!

 

  • It’s time to wish the near and dear ones a Merry Christmas through these wonderful messages.

 

Christmas Wishes for Friends

Surprise your friends before they surprise you on this Christmas by sending them some best Christmas Wishes Text.

Without friends, I think life is impossible therefore remember them by sending some best Xmas wishes this year.

 

  • Christmas is the time to be showered with love and blessing. I hope Santa will bring the best for you because you deserve it. Wishing you Merry Christmas!

 

  • Love your friends as your family, and they will become a family you love. Merry Christmas!

 

  • I remember how I prayed in my childhood for having a best friend in life. I didn’t know my wish would come true someday. Merry Christmas my friend!

 

  • May each phone call you to make me a happy one, filled with Christmas tidings from past and present friends.

 

  • The best present one can hope for this year is to spend time together. I can’t wait to celebrate the holidays with you.

 

  • The joy of this holy occasion will surely fill your life with eternal happiness. May the happiness stays with you forever. Merry Christmas!

 

  • May this Christmas be a fitting ending to a successful year for you. May the New Year bring fresh hopes and bright beginnings.

 

  • Friendship cannot be bought with money. I am lucky that I am rich with friends like you. This makes celebrating Christmas more meaningful!

 

  • Since I love you, life is more beautiful because I am happy to know that there is someone like you. Merry Christmas.

 

  • If my heart had wings it would surely travel towards you to give you a big Christmas hug.

 

Christmas Wishes for Family

According to me the most important and neccessary part of Christmas is to come close together with your family, nearer and dear. Spread the love by sending these Merry Christmas Messages to your family.

 

  • Loving Christmas Eve wishes for my dear family members with love. Let Lord Jesus bless you and everyone with peace and happiness to be joyful forever.

 

  • What can be better than opening presents, eating food and singing Christmas music? Doing all those things with family like you.

 

  • Christmas is the time of the year to give gifts to your loved ones and appreciate their efforts of endless caring about you. Merry Christmas to you my dearest family!

 

  • May Santa bring lots of goodness and happiness to our family on this Christmas! Merry Christmas!

 

  • I am thrilled to call you one of my family members and I would love to spend the Christmas holidays with you.

 

  • I wish you a Merry Christmas to you my dearest family. Though I am not home for Christmas, I send all my wishes and love through this beautiful card and the gifts for you all.

 

  • A little smile, a word of cheer, a bit of love from someone near, a little gift from one held dear, best wishes for the coming year.

 

  • I wish the Christmas spirit bring peace, hope, and love in our family. Wishing Merry Christmas to the most supportive family!

 

  • This holiday season, try to appreciate the true meaning of Christmas and share the meaning with the ones that are closest to you. Fill your heart with the warmth that is the closeness of your family, friends and loved ones this holiday season and forever.

 

Funny Christmas Wishes

Fun plays an important role in our lives. Where there is no fun there is no life. Christmas is all about love and fun. Make your special people laugh on this occasion by sending them some Funny Christmas Wishes.

You can also make your own funny Christmas sayings.

 

  • Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.

 

  • They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart… but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Happy Holidays!

 

  • I hope Santa fills our socks with cash money instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!

 

  • The big man is coming and already I’m shedding a tear. I’m just too sentimental!

 

  • I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

 

  • I wonder how Santa celebrates Christmas day. After the late-night shift he pulls, I bet he stays in bed all day and does nothing. Sounds nice.

 

  • Christmas is a season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!

 

  • Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!

 

  • Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send me lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!

 

Religious Christmas Wishes

Christmas is a religious event, therefore, most of the people greet each other through religious Christmas wishes. This Christmas wishes text have a reference with Jesus mainly.

Wish the religious people around you via these religious Christmas messages.

 

  • May the love of Christ fill your home and life and cause each day of yours to release countless blessings for you. Merry Christmas!

 

  • Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.

 

  • I wish that the sweet love of Christ will surround you and your whole family and cause you to have the most joyous of Christmas feasts. Merry Christmas!

 

  • Let’s join our hands together for the Jesus miraculous birth and pray to Him to bless us to be together.

 

  • Rejoice, the Lord is King! May the Christ of Christmas bring joy to your heart and peace to your soul.

 

  • I wish that the commemoration of the birth of our dear Lord and Savior will bring divine peace and favor to your life. Merry Christmas!

 

  • We pray you’ll discover many beautiful new reasons to praise God during this holy season.

 

  • We wish you a Christmas filled with the wonder of the birth of Christ.

 

  • May yours be a Christmas that brims with only the most treasured blessings of the Almighty God. Merry Christmas.

 

  • I wish you abundant moments; full of pleasurable memories of joy, love, and happiness in Christ this Christmas. Merry Christmas!

 

Christmas Wishes For Boss

Not only your friends and family but some other special people also be greeted on days like Christmas and these special persons are your boss and colleagues. You can personalize these messages also.

 

  • You are a special boss and a special person! Wishing you the greatest and the most amazing Christmas time!

 

  • Wishing an outstanding boss a very, very Happy Christmas! May the good fortune you are blessed with know no limit.

 

  • It was one fantastic year, and there’s no taking that away from us. You are one fantastic boss, and you deserve the accolades. Cheers for a fruitful and enjoyable season.

  • Only your guidance showed me the best prospects in life. Thank you, Boss. May the spirit of Christmas not outrun your home!

 

  • Boss is always special and you are the best boss in my career. You inspire me and encourage me in every challenge. On this occasion, I wish you and your family a very Happy Christmas.

 

  • Dear boss, thank you for your support and guidance throughout this year. I wish you and your entire household the best of health and happiness this fine Yuletide. Merry Christmas!

 

  • You made this team, and we are so proud to be part of it. Merry Christmas, Boss. We look forward to another year of challenges and rewards.

  • your leadership style inspires me and hopes that our organization grows to a new height in your efficient guidance. I feel blessed to work with you. Happy Christmas.

 

  • I wish you all the wonderful blessings this beautiful Christmas has in its possession. Happy Christmas.

 

  • Sir, thank you for always inspiring us to manage when times are tough, and the sales are not good. Merry Christmas!

Christmas Wishes Images 2019

Here are some lovely Merry Christmas images which you can share with your friends.

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31 “Merry Christmas Greetings” 2018 Cards, Wishes, Messages

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love to watch my Christmas tree,
It blinks and sparkles bright.
So many colours of Christmas time,
It sure is a Christmas delight.

Julie Hebert

Christmas is forever,
Not for just one day.
For loving, sharing, giving,
Are not to put away.
Like bells and lights and tinsel,
in some box upon a shelf.
The good you do for others,
Is good you do yourself.

Norman W. Brooks

I've been waiting for Christmas
I've been waiting for Christmas
Santa's getting near.
Can't you hear the sleigh bells ringing?
Reindeer up so high
Can't you hear the children singing
As they watch the sky.

Annon

There’s More to Christmas
There’s more, much more to Christmas
Than candle-light and cheer;
It’s the spirit of sweet friendship
That brightens all the year;
It’s thoughtfulness and kindness,
It’s hope reborn again,
For peace, for understanding
And for goodwill to men!

Annon

I think you're fab-yule-lous!

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

Peg Bracken

Meet me under the mistletoe...

Christmas is a time for cherishing those who bring so many blessings to our lives. May your heart feel that love this Christmas and throughout the New Year ahead.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.

Bob Hope

This Christmas I gave you my heart.

Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Norman Vincent Peale.

Your love is the best gift I could have asked for! Merry Christmas sweetheart!

If Christmas love and happiness were snowflakes, I'd wish you a blizzard's worth of them this year. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Hope this Christmas is your best ever

All I want for Christmas is you presents!

Have a super sparkly Christmas

With love at Christmas and ALL year

Warm wishes for a happy festive season!

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Christmas is known for being the most wonderful time of the year, but it’s also quite possibly the most hilarious. Let’s be honest – many of the holiday’s traditions are ridiculous when you stop and think about them. You’ve got people bringing trees into their homes, a fat man in a flying sleigh, and bizarre rituals like the tacky sweater contest.

Yep, Christmas is ripe for comedy, and that’s great news if you’re looking for funny things to write in a Christmas card. Even better, you don’t have to come up with your own wording – you can just steal one of the many cute and/or witty Christmas messages already in circulation. After all, who’s going to stop you? The Christmas card police?

To help you out, here’s a collection of 25 funny Christmas card sayings, with a mixture of the well-known, the obscure, and the totally original. They’re guaranteed to make the people on your Christmas card list just a bit more jolly this holiday season.

Warning: Some of the humor here is on the raunchy side and may not be appropriate for your Aunt Betty.

Christmas Humor

You want funny Christmas card wording? The most obvious choice is an awful, groan-inducing holiday joke.

What does Santa call his little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What do you call a kid who won’t sit on Santa’s lap?
Claustrophobic!
Why did Santa quit smoking?
Because it was bad for his elf.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs!
Whoever said “All is Calm” has never been to our house around Christmas. Some might say we’re not very bright, either.
God bless us, every one!
(Excluding assholes, of course.)
I put out for Santa.
Cookies, I mean!

Want more holiday silliness like this? Check out AllWording’s list of terrible Christmas puns.

Funny Holiday Wishes

Here are some short and witty Christmas messages to try if you’re looking for an alternative to the standard “Merry Christmas.” You can find even more humorous ideas in our list of short Christmas greetings.

Bah humbug!
(Just kidding – Merry Christmas!)
Sure, being on the Nice list gets your more presents, but being Naughty is its own reward.
Keep Calm and Wait For Santa.
May you be surrounded by ho’s this Christmas season.
Don we now our ugly sweaters.
May your nuts remain uncracked this holiday season.
Santa is looking younger each year.

Funny Christmas Quotes

When all else fails, use a quote from someone famous. Here are some good ones.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Money’s scarce
Times are hard
Here’s your fucking
Xmas card

And that’s as good a place as any to end this collection of funny Christmas card wording ideas. Happy Holidays to all, and remember… it’s all fun and games until Santa checks the Naughty list.

If you want to send some good Funny christmas wishes to your friends and loved ones this Christmas, you've come at the right place. Here we.

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