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Happy Birthday to you dear friend. For my favorite friend, I wish you all your favorite things on your lucky day.

Birthdays are a special time. We all have them. Some of us look forward to them, some of us don’t. For some, it’s a reminder of how old we are getting, but if we look at the brighter side of the coin we can see it as a celebration: a time to hang out with family and friends, and just chill. Let’s look on the bright side and see the many ways that we can wish someone a Happy Birthday. Make it fun and exciting. Something unique. Something no one else would do. Here are some helpful tips for different messages. Share the funniest and most hilarious Happy Birthday wishes with your friends and family and put a big smile on their faces.

100+ Birthday Wishes to Write in a Funny Birthday Card

  • On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
  • You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
  • In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
  • What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, my friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relive our “glory days” go out and inflict further damage to our livers, shall we? We’re still young aren’t we, my friend? Now, get your orthopedic shoes on and let’s dance!
  • It’s better to live a life that is short, but memorable than to live for a thousand years. Yet, the way your life has been progressing, you seem to be going for both! Happy birthday my friend!
  • They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. Yet, we still keep on doing the same stupid things we were doing as kids. So I guess we are the exception to that rule. Happy birthday, pal!
  • In this short lifespan we have, time runs out faster than a birthday cake on a candy lovers birthday. So you have to make sure to enjoy whatever little there is of it left! Happy birthday!
  • You know you are getting old when your lungs are not strong enough to blow all of your birthday candles! Happy birthday!
  • If walking up the stairs to your apartment tonight seems tiring, then you know that this birthday is the sign that you are getting old. Happy birthday!
  • If reading this message required you to go fetch your glasses, then I have sad news for you. You are old! Happy birthday!
  • Thank god you were good at math when you were young! Because you are going to need amazing addition skills to calculate your age now! Happy birthday!
  • You should probably enjoy this year’s birthday cake. It may actually be the last one you eat with your own teeth! Happy birthday!
  • Don’t consider the fact you are getting old a bad thing. I mean, how many people have you met that can beat you up with their own walking stick if you insult them? If anything, you’re just cooler than ever before! Happy birthday!
  • I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.

 

  • Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year let’s commit to losing 20 pounds — AFTER the cake, of course!
  • Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. You look like a bestie, and you act like one too!
  • Roses are red, ocean’s are blue, let’s do a best friend trip — Caribbean will do!
  • You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
  • For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
  • I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
  • Like good wine, you get better with the years.
  • I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
  • Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!
  • May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!
  • The key to staying young is complete and total denial of the aging process. Besides, if YOU’RE getting older, I must be getting older too, and THAT ain’t happenin’ sista-friend! (Happy Birthday)
  • My life is experiencing a serious dearth in FUN these days. What say we paint the town for your birthday? Yup, that’s us — two friends partying the night away with the “A-listers” for your birthday! (Let’s at least do PJ’s and a movie).
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  • People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.
  • Remember when one of us had a birthday and we’d party like rock stars? Me neither. Just in case, I’ve talked to your other friends, and they’ve agreed NOT to post your birthday party online. I’ve made no such promise.
  • Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!
  • Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!
  • Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!
  • I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!
  • Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!
  • You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.
  • This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!
  • I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!
  • Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!
  • 100+ Happy Birthday Wishes
  • May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!
  • Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.
  • Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But than again, we would need to narrow that down a bit.
  • Wishing you a wonderful special day. I bought you a special gift this year….a cane
  • I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here.

 

Humorous Birthday Cards

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The Funniest Birthday Wishes Ever

  • I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.
  • Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!
  • Your how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!
  • I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.
  • You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older!
  • I picked out your coffin on the way here.
  • Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!
  • You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!
  • Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!
  • God you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday
  • Don’t worry, my friend…you’re not old until you hear your Dad’s voice coming out of your mouth. Seriously, stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about. Now, eat your birthday cake — there are starving children in China!
  • Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.
  • I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.
  • Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.
  • We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.
  • Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!
  • Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!
  • I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.
  • I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately fell down the hole down with it.
  • Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.
  • You by passed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.
  • I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately your neighbor won’t leave his wife.
  • Best wishes on your day, better you than me.
  •  How about I just give you cash and we call it even?
  • I just re wrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.
  • What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!
  • I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.
  • Wishes comes and go, but age sticks with you!
  • I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the amount of years on you I feel that is not a possibility.
  • Your age should be in the Book of Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.
  • This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!

Your wishes to a friend can be appreciated even more when you add some humor, which is why we've created this database of funny birthday.

23 Birthday Wishes for Friends & Best Friend - Happy Birthday My Friend!

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Birthday wishes for your best friend on their birthday can go a long way in showing them how much you appreciate them and how much you value the day they were born. It can also be the most amazing and exciting gift you can give to a friend.

We have compile long and short birthday wishes for that special friend of yours.

Short Happy Birthday Wishes For Best friend

#1: You have been my closest and dearest friend for a long time. I wish you the very best on your birthday and in the year to come. Happy Birthday.

#2: Today, on your birthday, I wanted to let you know just how important you are to me. Happy Birthday to my very best friend in the whole world.

#3: Happy Birthday to my best friend. I hope that you have a lot of fun this day and that you have a happy and prosperous year to come.

#4: My dear friend, I wish you all the best on your special day. Blessings for today and for the year to come.

#5: I am so happy and grateful to have you in my life. I wish you well on your birthday and blessings for the year ahead.

#6: To my dear friend. I wish you joy, happiness, and more blessings than you can count on your birthday and for the year to come.

#7: Happy Birthday to someone who knows me better than I know myself. I look forward to many more years as your friend.

#8: Your friendship means more to me than you can ever know. I celebrate the day that you were born and wish you many blessings in the year to come.

#9: May this day bring you joy and happiness, and may the coming year be filled with blessings. Happy Birthday to you, my dear friend.

#10: My dear friend, you are so loving and caring, and you do so much for others. Today is all about you. Happy Birthday!

#11: Wishing you all the best on your birthday. You are a dear and loving friend, and I am so happy to have known you for so long.

#12: On this day of your birth, I pray that this year brings you all of the happiness you could possibly imagine and that all of your dreams come true.

#13: Happy Birthday to you, my best friend. We have been friends for longer than I care to admit. Where did the time go? Blessings for the year to come.

#14: It is your birthday, my dear friend. How many candles should be put on your cake? How about three, one for yesterday, one for today, and one for tomorrow.

#15: You are not just my friend. You have become closer to me than family. I am so lucky that I have known you for so many years. Happy Birthday!

#16: I have a theory that there are no calories on your birthday. Enjoy your day and many blessings for the year to come. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.

#17: My life is so much richer because you are my friend. I hope that this year brings you everything that you hope it will. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.

#18: My dear friend, you have been such a blessing to me for so many years. I wish you the best on this day and in the year to come.

#19: Happy birthday to a sweet soul, you deserve every good thing that comes your way. Have a blast!!

#20: Happy birthday to my dear and precious friend. May you have a wonderful day and may the coming year be filled with blessings and joy.

#21: I pray your special day grant you all the wishes that you’ve desired. Happy birthday!

#22: I’m wishing you a birthday filled with love, laughter, happiness and all of your heart desire. Have a blast!

#23: You’re my best friend and I’m hoping your birthday is as sweet as you are to me. Happy birthday dear!

#24: You’ve always been a source of joy to me and everyone around you. Happy birthday!

#25: I’m wishing you an amazing 365 better than the one you’ve had before. Happy birthday!

#26: Count your blessings but remember to count today twice because you’ve been granted another opportunity to celebrate life. Happy birthday!

#27: You made me the luckiest person in the world by being my best friend and I’m glad to call you my friend. Happy birthday!

#28: To the world best friend, I want you to enjoy every bit of today. Happy birthday dearest!

#29: I’m wishing you a birthday filled with all of your heart desire and all you’ve ever prayed for. Happy birthday!

#30: May favor and joy find their way to you, may you never lack anything good today and forever. Happy birthday dear!

#31: Happy birthday, may life continue to bring you all the goodies that comes with age.

#32: I celebrate you today because you deserve every bit of it and you worth more. Happy birthday best friend!

#33: May your days be crowned with happiness and love, may you be favored in all ramifications. Happy birthday sweetheart!

#34: You only get a chance to celebrate your birthday once in a year, let make today outstanding.

#35: Happy birthday to my dear and precious friend. May you have a wonderful day and may the coming year be filled with blessings and joy.

#36: May you find real happiness in all that you choose to do today. Happy birthday dear!

#37: I am so grateful for your friendship. I wish you the happiest of birthdays and for the coming year to be the best ever.

#38: I hope that today’s birthday is as filled with as much excitement as birthdays did when we were young. Best wishes for a happy birthday and a prosperous year ahead.

#39: Your friendship has been such a joy to me. I wish you the very best of birthdays and look forward to your friendship for many years ahead.

#40: May the coming year be filled with every blessing and joy imaginable. Happy, happy birthday to the best friend a person could ever have.

#41: I can hardly believe it is your ____th birthday. Where have all the years gone? Oh well. Best birthday wishes for today and for the year ahead.

#42: You have always been a good friend to me. You have been there for me whenever I have needed you. Happy birthday, my dear friend.

#43: I think that someone important was born today. Who could it be? Oh, yes! It was you! Best wishes for a happy birthday and a year filled with blessings.

#44: Happy birthday to my very best friend. I hope that you have a wonderful day and that all of your birthday wishes come true.

#45: It’s your birthday again. So, how many candles will be on your cake this year? Oh well, never mind. Best wishes for today and the year ahead.

#46: Did you say you were turning 29 today? How many years has this been? Happy birthday to you this year and best wishes for many years to come.

#47: When I count my blessings, you are always at the top of my list. I hope that your birthday is as happy as it can be.

#48: I am blessed to be able to count you as my very best friend. I look forward to many more years with you. Happy Birthday!

#49: I could not wish for a better friend. I hope that today is filled with fun and happiness and that the coming year brings many blessings.

#50: I’m wishing you a wonderful birthday, have an amazing year ahead. Happy birthday!

#51: You’ve added a year to your age and I pray you add more wealth, wisdom and more prosperity. Happy birthday!

#52: Cheers!! because a special soul was born today. Happy birthday darling.

#53: We raise our cups high in celebration of the birth of the sweetest person I’ve ever come across. Happy birthday darling.

#54: You’ve always been in my thoughts and at the top of my heart, happy birthday dearest. Enjoy your day!

#55: Let today stands as a reminder of all the blessing heaven has granted you. Happy birthday dearest.

#56: Darling you’re more than a conqueror because you’re lucky to witness today. Happy birthday!

Long Birthday Wishes For Best friend:

#1: So, it is your birthday again. So, what are you now? 29? Me too. Don’t worry, I won’t tell if you won’t. What best friends are for if not to keep your secret about your age? Anyway, I hope that you have a wonderful day today and a great year to come.

#2: We do not get to choose our families, but we do get to choose our friends. You have been closer than family to me. I can talk to you about anything, and you always make me feel better when I am upset. I wish you the best on your birthday and for many years to come.

#3: It is hard to find words to express just how much your friendship means to me. You have been part of every important moment in my life, and you have been there for me whenever I have had difficulties or sorrows. On this day of your birth, I wish you every happiness and blessing. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.

#4: We have known each other for a long time. I remember when we were children together and went to each other’s birthday parties. Now we are both a little older and our birthday parties are a little different, but you are still my dear best friend. Happy Birthday, and blessings for the year to come.

#5: Dear best friend, it’s your day today and I want to use this opportunity to tell you how amazing you are to me, you showed me love even when I wasn’t capable of loving myself, you’ve always look out for me. Happy birthday best friend, have an amazing year!

#6: Darling, May this special day be filled with loving memories full of fun and the company of good friends, may love find its way into your heart and blessings into your home. Happy birthday dearest friend!

#7: Dear best friend, my prayers for you today is that May God’s goodness and mercy follow you all the days of your life. Love shall continue to fall on you in pleasant places, what you’ll have all through your life is nothing but joy. God will perfect everything and anything that concerns you. Happy birthday dear friend, keep soaring.

#8: You finally made it to another new year in your life, a year of perfection. God will give you all-round victory in every sphere of your life, the Angels of the Lord will surround you to keep you from falling. They will carry you through this year and your days will be filled with joy. Happy birthday dearest, more grace and more prosperity.

#9: To a wonderful soul full of love and life, you’re indeed a blessing to me and to everyone around you, you restless spirit full with love and happiness is one of those things I cherish about you, your level of intelligence and wisdom surpasses all and your gentle soul is what makes me wonder what an angel you are. Happy birthday dear friend.

#10: I am really proud of you and your achievements, the road hasn’t been really smooth but you’ve made it this far and I can only be happy and thankful to heaven for you, you’re my champion and my best friend. Happy birthday to my all time hero.

#11: A soul like you is hard to find and a friend like you rarely exist, I’m indeed the lucky one because I’ve got a friend with the most amazing soul. You’re really worthy of my celebration. Happy birthday dearest. Enjoy your day!

#12: A best friend is someone who challenges you to be a better person, someone who can’t stand to see you sad or in tears, someone who stays faithful, loyal and committed to what you both share and someone who would stand by you in thin and in thick. I’m glad because that’s exactly what you are to me. Happy birthday dearest!

#13: When I had nothing, you stood by me, you gave me hope where I had once lost it, you showed me light when I was in darkness, you show me the way when I couldn’t find my path and you gave me friendship when I had no one for me, you’re indeed a rare gem and I will keep celebrating you every day of my life. Happy birthday best friend, have a wonderful year ahead!

#14: I’ll always value my friendship with you from now till the end of time, you’re intelligent and full of wisdom, you’re just the best anyone could ever have or think of. Happy birthday my one in a million friend. Enjoy your day!

#15: Just Like the flower- I value your virtues, like a soldier- I value your courage, like a dove- I value your calmness and like a friend- I value your loyalty. Happy birthday best friend. Have a blast!

Poem Wishes For Best Friend

On your Birthday I wish you the following:

Be active like the heart.

Let your mind be strong, like the soldiers in the barrack.

Be like the kidneys, discriminating between good and bad.

Soar higher, like the eagle in the sky,

Reach out and protect people in need, like the white corpuscles.

Take decisions with a clear vision.

And enjoy every love that comes with your day. Happy birthday dearest!

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A Unique Collection of Happy Birthday Wishes to a Best Friend

funny bday wish for friend

A friend is someone who is endeared to you. In fact, “there’s a friend that sticks closer than a brother.” One of the best times to let your friends know how much they mean to you is during their birthdays. You may not have money or other luxurious gifts to give them on that day, but a well crafted birthday wish can be valued more than money and the most precious material gift you can think of.

And, your birthday wishes to a friend can be appreciated even more when you integrate lively humor to put a smile on your friend’s face. This is why we’ve created this database of hilarious greetings for your pals, so that you will never get stuck when it comes to funny messages to send to a friend on his or her special day.


Happy Birthday, you son of a really nice lady who deserves respect!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

  • Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
  • Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
  • Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
  • Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.
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  • My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.
  • They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
  • There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
  • Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.

If you find your new age hard to swallow, just add some… Tequila!

Funny Wishes to an Intimate Friend

  • Happy birthday, my bosom friend. I long for you every day as I would long for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?
  • My sweet girl, I thought of the best gift for you on this special day and only one thing could cross my mind – to paste 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But, that’s only if your cheeks won’t be on flames! Happy birthday to my special girl.
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  • Dear sweet friend, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may also mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?
  • Sweetheart, the older you are, the wiser you become. How about expediting your age, so that you can become the wisest person on earth? Best wishes on your birthday.
  • My dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget the ugly past because it is past, and focus on the present since it’s here with you. So, don’t expect any other ‘present’, it’s already here with you! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
  • My sweet pie, I have just one request on your birthday – can I watch you all day instead of us going to see the movies? That will surely make me happy on your birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful babe.
  • My darling friend, I don’t want to give you a flower as a birthday gift because it will wither. There’s a special gift from me that will surely not wither – my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday.
  • Dear, do you want a GETAWAY birthday gift? Oh, I’m not asking you to GET Away from me, you will remain my dearest friend forever! I only mean a time alone with you, away from everyone else. Happy birthday, dearest friend.

Blow me!

  • I started rhyming the alphabets I wrote down this morning and discovered that I missed ‘U’. Then, I suddenly realized it wasn’t the letter U that I missed, but YOU, my darling friend. Happy birthday!
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  • Sweet friend, the older you become, the wiser you get. How about getting older by the day, so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest friend.

Funny Birthday Message to a friend on iPhone

 

Funny Birthday Messages for Guys

  • Dude, today I pronounce you guilty of becoming a year older! You’re hereby sentenced to a life devoid of your youth!
  • Dang! Life isn’t fair! You are not as wealthy as you thought you’d be by this age, and on top of that you’re old!
  • May God give you the appetite to enjoy your Big Day to the max despite the fact that you are older and wrinklier today than you were yesterday.
  • You are my friend, and I genuinely care about your happiness, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that God will make your bank account fat enough to always put a smile on your face. Happy birthday.
  • On your birthday, my new nickname for you is “Methuselah”. I guess you never thought that someday you’d become an old fart?! Happy birthday!
  • You might be tempted to feel sad about the fact that you have become older today, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are still blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t boast of this. Happy birthday.
  • As you age, your heart is probably screaming, “Why God? Oh God, why?!” But buddy, there is no point screaming. You’re old, and that’s a fact! Happy birthday!

Happy Unspecified Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls

  • Happy birthday to a friend who is lucky to be blessed with the most phenomenal friend in the world! Dang! I envy you!
  • You might be a little bit disappointed that you are older today, and rightly so. Becoming an old woman isn’t the easiest of things for a woman. Happy birthday.
  • Wishing you a super duper birthday celebration. My advice for you is this: Please be mindful of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake.
  • Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am a little bit worried about how you are going to act your age, considering the fact that you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday, bestie. I swear I didn’t notice your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook!
  • On your birthday, I hope you get everything that you chase after – including that cute crush of yours. Happy birthday.
  • Honey, if your money were to grow as fast your age, then I have no doubts in my mind that by now you’d be competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the richest woman in the world! Happy birthday.
  • Worried about getting older today? Worry no more. Just think of it this way: You are increasing in value not getting older.
  • God is capable of doing the impossible, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that He will give you a body as slim as that of a Victoria’s Secret model and make the bodies of your enemies as fat as cows. Happy birthday.

 

Funny Wishes to an Elderly Friend

  • Happy 60th birthday to you. I know the secret to retaining your glory as you age – don’t pick out your grey-hair, it’s a crown of glory!
  • Happy 50th birthday, my senior friend. I hope you’re counting your blessings, not your wrinkles.
  • Dear senior friend, I couldn’t buy the candles you requested for. The candle company said they don’t have provision for delivering 60 candles. As for the confectionary store, they said they don’t have the technology to make a cake that can accommodate 60 candles. Oh, the fire-fighters said they don’t have up to 60 fire extinguishers to bring to your birthday party. Happy birthday to my sweet, senior friend.

Happy Birthday!…But take it easy on birthdays. Scientists agree that…too many of them might kill you.

  • I wish you long life on earth, and that means not intercepting your age in any way, including using anti-aging and anti-wrinkle creams.
  • Funny Birthday Wishes for an Older Friend
  • My elderly friend, don’t worry about those wrinkles, they help to make your eyes twinkle!
  • A faster way to enjoy the privileges of a senior citizen is to age faster. Happy birthday, senior friend.
  • If aging were a criminal offense, then you’d be one of the most dangerous criminals in the world. Happy birthday.
  • Whenever life knocks you down, may you have the strength to pick yourself up and tell life the words: “You hit like a b****”.  Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday, my beloved friend. May you achieve prosperity and fame without needing to work very hard.
  • I can’t believe you are celebrating your birthday again! Wasn’t it just yesterday when you celebrated your birthday? Are you really sure you are not a descendant of Methuselah?

Age is not important unless you are a fine cheese! Happy Birthday.

  • At this age, you are a fully fledged old woman/man – there’s absolutely no two ways about that! Happy birthday, and I hope you enjoy every moment of old age.
  • On your birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never be like an onion so that you don’t cry when you open it. Have a wonderful life, my dearest friend.
  • Happy birthday, dear. The trouble with old age is that when you get down it can be pretty difficult getting back up. Dear friend, at this age, I hope you never get down. Happy birthday.
  • Relax, dear friend. No one said that, just because you are older today, you are an old fossil. Have a blast! It’s your special day!
  • Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday.

 

Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 30th Birthday

  • I can Google to find almost everything in this world, but I can never Google to find such a wonderful friend like you. Happy 30th birthday.
  • Remember when you were kid and you thought someone turning 30 was so old? Well, now is your turn. Some kid somewhere sees Methuselah in you! Happy 30th!
  • Happy birthday, my dearest friend. Please be informed that effective today, your 20s are gone forever. Happy 30th birthday.
  • Happy 30th birthday, dear friend. May your accomplishments be bigger than Donald Trump’s ego!
  • At your age Mark Zuckerberg was raking in billions of dollars. I hope you aren’t feeling bad about yourself if you aren’t raking billions. Think of it this way: At least you are raking old age, which is better than raking nothing at all. Happy 30th!
  • Kiss your 20s goodbye and embrace your 30s. Now that you are thirty, I guess you must be really thirsty. Let’s go quench your thirst in a bar.
  • Abracadabra! Nope, it didn’t work! You’re still old. Enjoy your 30th birthday!

Happy Birthday! The trailer load of candles is arriving soon.

Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 40th Birthday

  • I can’t believe you are 40 already! I swear if old age had a face, I would punch it so hard for doing this to you. Happy birthday though!
  • Happy 40th birthday! I can bet my bottom dollar that you never in your wildest dreams believed that you’d turn 40 so quickly.
  • Don’t worry about getting older today.  Look at the brighter side of life and take comfort in the fact that you are one of the youngest 40-year-olds in the world. Enjoy your 40s.
  • They say you never grow up to your parents. However, at this age, I guess even your parents feel you are one heck of a grown ass man/woman! Happy 40s.
  • Happy 40th birthday, friend. I hope you’re not planning to blow off candles today, or we will need a trailer load of candles to represent your age.
  • Happy birthday to my wonderful friend who is 40 years young today. Being 20 with 20 years of experience under your belt is nothing short of awesome!
  • Today, it is with much regret that I inform you that that your thirties have just expired. Try to enjoy you 40s as much as possible. Happy birthday.
  • It is your natural right to grow. It’s good to see you making use of this right to the fullest! Happy 40th birthday, my friend.
  • Wishing a super duper birthday to the coolest 40-year-old fart that I know. Don’t worry about turning 40, because in the world of Celsius you are just only 18. Enjoy your day.

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Another year older, another cake to eat!

You wake up one day and realize that this day is more special than other days ... it's your bestie's bday! So, obviously you have to blow up her Facebook and Instagram with all the best happy birthday quotes to get her feeling special the moment she wakes up.

Your best friend is one of the most special people in your life. She has been there with you for so many memories both good and bad.

You have had wild times getting into some fun trouble and being partners in crime. You have had amazing experiences maybe traveling or going through life stages together. And you have been supportive through all of the hard times that both of you have come by.

The bottom line is your best friend is so important to you and you want to show them that you always care.

You could bake them a cake. If it were my best friend I would want vanilla with buttercream frosting *cough cough*.

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You could get them an awesome gift, maybe something she has been hinting at for a while. Or something sentimental that would make her smile. Or you could take her out, drinks, dinner all of that fun stuff.

It can be tough to celebrate your bestie's bday if you are far apart.

If you are in Philadelphia and your best friend lives in Boston it can be tough to get up there to see her if you both have busy schedules. But that doesn't mean you still can't do something special!

Sending her a quote or a message just to show that you care is a great way to just warm her heart. It doesn't have to be anything big or fancy to be special. You can just say a few small things and the rest will be taken care of.

If you are running out of funny, sweet or sentimental birthday wishes for your number one, look no further!

We have got a whole list of funny happy birthday quotes and wishes for you to share with your very best friend!

1. That's what best friends are for!

"Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday best friend!"

2. She is so special in your eyes.

"You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you"

3. Best friends are a dime a dozen.

"Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I'm so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day"

4. Sometimes she needs a reminder of how amazing she is.

"Happy Birthday to my amazing, beautiful, and fabulous best friend"

5. That day would be spectacular.

Happy Birthday beautiful friend. May your day be as beautiful as you are"

6. Because she deserves it!

"Happy Birthday. May each an every moment of your special day be filled with the same joy and happiness you bring to others."

7. Your best friend is a queen.

"Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday"

8. You always wish her the best.

"Happy Birthday. Live beautifully, love generously, laugh freely. Thanks for being a fantastic friend. I hope this year brings you the best that life has to offer"

9. She is the one and only.

"Happy Birthday to my irreplaceable friend"

10. Another testament to keeping each other a bit sane.

"Happy Birthday to one of my best friends! Here's to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya"

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11. If it can't be in person then send it over message.

"A big birthday hug for you!"

12. You wish the world for her.

"Wishing my friend a beautiful day. Hopes and dreams I'm sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day for you"

13. Hopefully, it is.

"Happy Birthday to my incredible friend. I hope the year ahead is full of reasons to celebrate"

14. My wish for you ...

"May you live to be so old that the mere site of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers."

15. No limits apply.

"Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, Girl!"

16. Could you imagine not having your best friend there to listen to your everyday rants?!

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous."

17. Wishing you love, every single day.

"I wish for you tremendous love, luck and laughter. For today, tomorrow and for days thereafter. Have a wonderful birthday!"

18. It just doesn't get any better than this level of happiness.

"I hope your Birthday finds you this happy."

19. All of the wishes for her.

"Wishing you happiness to welcome each morning. Wishing you laughter to make your heart sing. Wishing you friendship sharing and caring. And all of the joy the birthday can bring"- Noble Diary

20. *Winky face*

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!"

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21. The perfect combo.

"May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!"

22. You can't help that you are so excited.

"Can't keep calm, it's my best friend's birthday"

23. Simple but meaningful.

"I treasure our friendship! Happy Birthday!"

24. She is your ride or die.

"Happy Birthday. My partner in crime, my very best friend"

25. She should shine on this day.

"Happy Birthday my friend! Today is a day to celebrate you, so make it special and surround yourself with everything that makes you feel like the star you are!"

26. You are always her #1 supporter.

"I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and to let you know that you are not alone. Should you need someone to lean on, I will be here for you."

27. Some bday advice for your bestie.

"A new year begins and it's like a movie. You are the director. Make it a good one. Happy Birthday"

28. That's a promise.

"I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you'll wish you'd never been born ... Happy Birthday!"

29. So bright and beautiful.

"Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart... It's your birthday cake"

30. Duh, need I say more?

"Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need."

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31. Sisters from another mister.

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Happy Birthday to you dear friend. For my favorite friend, I wish you all your favorite things on your lucky day.

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