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Best Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother - Cute & Funny, find happy birthday images, quotes and greetings for your for Elder Brother.

Growing up, you may not have always been thrilled that your brother was around. In fact, from time to time, you may have cursed the day he was born. Don’t feel bad. Sibling relationships can get downright brutal at times, and a brother – because he knows you best – can push your buttons like no one else.

That said, when you get older, you probably feel much differently about your bro. You laugh off all those petty fights, remember the fun times, and most of all, appreciate having someone in the world who is so much like you. That connection is what makes your brother’s birthday something that’s genuinely worth celebrating.

When choosing a birthday greeting for a brother, many people go the humorous route. But that’s hardly the only option. The right message depends on you, your brother, and the unique relationship between the two of you. To help you find the perfect wording, here’s a huge list of birthday messages for a brother.

Quick Ones | Funny | Sincere | Big Brother | Little Brother | From a Brother | From a Sister

Quick Ones

To start off, here are some birthday wishes for bro that get right to the point. For more short birthday wishes, see this article.

  • Happy Birthday to Mom’s second favorite child.
  • Best birthday wishes to my smart, hilarious, goofy, and all-around amazing brother! Love you, bro!
  • Happy Birthday to a truly great guy, my brother.
  • Another year older, and still immature as hell. You do you, brother!
  • Happy Birthday to my favorite brother!
  • Oh brother… another birthday? Well, have a good one, bro!
  • Happy Birthday to my brother from the same mother.
  • HBD to the BBE (Happy Birthday to the Best Brother Ever).
  • Happy Birthday to a brother like no other.
  • Just wanted to wish my dear brother an amazing birthday. You’re the best, bro!
  • Happy Birthday to the coolest guy I know… my brother!

Funny

Here are some birthday wishes designed to give your brother a good laugh. If your brother is older, you may also want to check out these “old man” birthday messages.

  • Happy Birthday to a brother who was always there to help me up when I fell. Right after he stopped laughing.
  • Happy Birthday, brother! I want you to know that I think about you at least once a week… usually when I’m in therapy.
  • Happy Birthday to my brother, who shares half his DNA with me, but always refused to share anything else unless Mom made him.
  • Mom always liked you best! But I can’t blame her – you are pretty great. Hope you have an amazing birthday, bro.
  • Brothers like you are hard to find, and harder to get rid of. Happy Birthday, bro!
  • Happy Birthday to my fantastic bro! May we always be close, because we have too much dirt on each other to ever be enemies.
  • Happy Birthday, bro! I love you, and I’m not just saying that because Mom made me.
  • I was going to get you an expensive gift for your birthday, but then I realized that being related to me is more than enough. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday full of thoughts of your amazing sibling.
  • Happy Birthday to my handsome, smart, and talented brother. By the way, are you sure you’re not adopted?
  • Happy Birthday, you dirty old bastard! (Please don’t tell Mom I sent this.)

Sincere

Want to convey your sincere appreciation for your brother? Here are some birthday greetings that do just that.

  • Growing up with you for a brother was never boring, often dangerous, and usually hilarious. Thanks for the adventures – and Happy Birthday!
  • You’re not just my brother. You’re my best friend. Hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.
  • You’re an amazing brother to me, and an equally amazing uncle to my kids. Happy Birthday, bro – we love ya.
  • Hey bro… I wish you a Happy Birthday. In fact, I wish you a full year of happiness ahead. You deserve all the best things in life.
  • Happy Birthday, brother! I’m so glad you were born. Life just wouldn’t be the same without you.
  • Just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I’m so lucky to have you as a brother. You will always be my best buddy.
  • Happy Birthday to my childhood companion and lifelong friend. Happy Birthday, brother!
  • When I recall memories from my childhood, you’re always there. I’m so grateful that you’re still in my life, and I look forward to many more years of having you as a brother. Have a wonderful birthday.
  • Hope you have a fantastic, fun-filled birthday surrounded by people who love you. My brother deserves nothing but the best.
  • Happy Birthday to my childhood playmate, my confidante, my protector, my sometime-drinking buddy, my hero, my pal, my brother.

Big Brother

Here are some birthday messages tailored to an older brother.

  • You’ve always been my older brother. Now you’re also my old brother. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to my guardian angel. Thanks for always being there for me, bro.
  • Best birthday wishes for my big brother. Thanks for being older than me, bro!
  • Happy Birthday, big brother. You’re still my hero.
  • Happy Birthday to my older brother. Emphasis on older. Born years before me. In case I’m not being clear, you’re old.

Little Brother

Here are some clever birthday wishes for a younger brother.

  • Happy Birthday, baby brother! I want you to know that you coming along was the best thing that ever happened to me as a kid. After all, I got away with a lot more stuff when Mom and Dad’s attention was divided!
  • I was none too happy when you were born, but I gotta admit you’re slowly winning me over. Happy Birthday, little brother.
  • Happy Birthday to my little brother, who is not so little anymore.
  • Happy Birthday to my wonderful baby brother. Bro, I’ve been proud of you since the day you were born.
  • Happy Birthday to my little bother – I mean brother!

From a Brother

Here are some brother-to-brother birthday greetings.

  • Best birthday wishes to my brother, a guy who looks eerily similar to me. Handsome devil.
  • Happy Birthday, bro! What are the odds that we would both make it to adulthood? I thought the only question was whether we would kill each other by accident or on purpose.
  • Happy Birthday to my awesome brother. There’s no one quite like you… but I’m proud to say that I come pretty damn close.
  • Hey brother… for your birthday, I wish you all the best things in life. You already have a great brother, so that’s a start.
  • Happy Birthday to my amazing bro! If there was a contest for best brother in the world, you’d for sure come in second.

From a Sister

Finally, here are some birthday wishes to a brother from a sister.

  • We must have fought growing up
    As brothers and sisters do
    But all I recall is how lucky I felt
    To have a brother as nice as you
    Happy Birthday to my wonderful brother!
  • Happy Birthday to my awesome brother… from your favorite sister.
  • Birthdays are a good time to be grateful for all the wonderful things you have, like your nice home, your loving wife, and last but not least, your amazing sister.
  • As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to appreciate how great it was to have a brother growing up. After all, without you, I wouldn’t have had anyone to blame for all the bad stuff I did.
  • Happy Birthday to an amazing guy… from a sister who loves him very much.

Dear brother, you suddenly look more mature, wise, smart, clever and beautiful. Is it a miracle of the heavens or See More: Happy Birthday Wishes for Brother. Despite all of our differences.

Happy birthday wishes for brother

funny 50th birthday wishes for brother

50th Birthday Wishes: Fifty is a beautiful milestone in life. Armed with all of life’s wisdom, people can still enjoy life to the fullest for many more years to come. Whether it is your husband, wife, dad, mom, grandpa, grandma, boss, teacher, brother, sister, friend or colleague – wish them a happy birthday with inspirational quotes about life and funny messages about getting old. Go old school and write something sweet on a greeting card, instead of poking the oldies on Facebook or Pinterest. Let your wishes be the motivation that makes them look forward to many more decades of smiles and memories. Remind them that life after turning fifty can truly be a dream come true, whether it is about ticking off things from the bucket list or spending time with family and the grandkids.

 

1) Don’t let the thought of turning older make you feel nervous. Ups and downs in life will come and go, don’t make a fuss. Don’t slow down, there’s no need to worry about taking rest. Forget your age, just live every single day of your life to the fullest. Happy 50th birthday.

 

2) It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.

 

3) Don’t ever bother spending money on anti aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old timer.

 

4) Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become boring by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.

 

5) At fifty you might not be able to make a fresh new start, but that doesn’t stop you from feeling young at heart. Happy birthday.

6) Look back at life and think about the good old days. Time will fly, things will change, but those memories will always stay. Happy birthday.

 

7) Until now you may have measured life’s worth with bank accounts and salaries, but now you will realize that nothing is more important than family. Happy 50th birthday.

 

8) You are halfway to hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.

 

9) If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.

 

10) Illness may be a state in your body but always remember that happiness is a state of mind. Being ill may not always be in your control but if you live with a positive attitude, happiness is what you will always find. Happy 50th birthday.

11) The best way to enjoy life is to forget your age and just remember the memories. Happy birthday.

 

12) A fiftieth birthday is actually a milestone which reads ‘Proceed at your own risk’ Happy 50th birthday.

 

13) Do you realize that if you were a historian you would be able to archive half a century? Happy 50th birthday old timer.

 

14) Never fear age, just enjoy life’s new stage. Happy 50th birthday.

 

15) Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.

16) You may no longer be young as you turn fifty. But nothing is stopping you from being naughty and nifty. Happy birthday.

 

17) The older you are growing, the naughtier your thoughts are getting. Happy 50th birthday to my husband.

 

18) Be happy about the fact that you have at least a decade or two more until you officially become redundant and retired. Happy birthday.

 

19) Being fifty is all about knowing how to hit PLAY after menoPAUSE and androPause put a PAUSE on your life. Happy 50th birthday.

 

20) Some people will tell you that half of your live is now over, but I am telling you that a new half of your life has just begun. So forget the naysayers and just plan to have fun. Happy 50th birthday.

21) Ponder and think about all the things that you didn’t do. This is the age when life gives a second chance to you. It’s your choice, whether to give up or really have fun by letting loose. Life can be a rainbow or a dark cloud, depending on what you choose. Happy 50th birthday.

 

22) The real essence of being fifty is not counting how close you are to hundred, but counting how many blessings you have had so far. Happy 50th birthday.

 

23) Don’t let age dampen your youthful spirit. Life is a blessing, every day and every minute. Don’t be afraid of the wrinkles on your face. Every line is symbolic of one of your life’s phase. Happy 50th birthday.

 

24) If there is one person who makes turning fifty appear chic, classy and cool – it’s you. Happy 50th birthday.

 

25) Fifty is not the time to unbuckle your seat belts and hop off the boring roller coaster ride of life. Fifty is the time to have the guts to try out a new ride that looks scariest of them all. Let the adventure begin. Happy 50th.

26) Don’t you dare start calling yourself old. There is a lot in your life, yet to unfold. Don’t even think of calling yourself weak. Of strength and youthfulness, let your personality reek. Don’t just assume that you are past your prime. Life will still offer many more precious moments, which will create memories sublime. Happy 50th birthday.

 

27) Since zero has no value, you have actually become a toddler and turned five. Happy 50th birthday.

 

28) Being fifty is like living in a penthouse. You get the most amazing view of your life and still have a lot of time left to have fun and enjoy. Happy 50th birthday.

 

29) Now that you have turned fifty, you are officially allowed to be forgetful, have selective memory and only remember the things you want. Happy birthday.

 

30) Being beautiful at eighteen years of age is not a big deal. But being as stunning as you are at fifty, is definitely nothing short of a miracle. Happy 50th birthday beautiful.

31) Turning fifty is when you will realize, that life is not a race, it is a wonderful prize. You will start slowing down and begin to cherish, even the quirky moments that once seemed garish. Such is life after fifty – beautiful, captivating and utterly heavenly. Happy birthday.

 

32) In the thrilling story of your life, this is the point where things start getting interesting after the break. Brace yourself, happy birthday.

 

33) I have known you since high school and I am wishing you for your fiftieth birthday. We are truly BFFs. Happy 50th, here’s to you my friend.

 

34) Fifty is the time to eat as much birthday cake as possible. You never know when diabetes bursts your bubble. Happy 50th birthday.

 

35) You are in the best phase of life. You can complain that your knees ache when you don’t want to go to work. You can also conveniently say that you feel young at heart, when you want to travel. Happy 50th birthday.

36) You can’t turn back time and age, but you can surely turn life’s new page. You can’t undo what happened in the past, but there is still a lot you can do to have a blast. Happy 50th birthday.

 

37) It took you fifty years to become so wise and intelligent. Well, better late than never. Happy 50th birthday.

 

38) You make turning fifty look so good, that I can’t wait to age as gracefully as you. Happy 50th birthday.

 

39) You worked hard in college when you were twenty. You worked hard to get promoted when you were thirty. You worked hard to give the best to your kids when you were forty. Now it is time you slowed down and learn how to relax at fifty. Happy fiftieth birthday.

 

40) There are two types of fifty year olds. One, who constantly whine and complain the second who make the most of what life has to offer. Which one will you be? Happy 50th birthday.

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50th Birthday Wishes: Quotes and Messages

funny 50th birthday wishes for brother

With one foot out of the forties and other on 50th Birthday is more than an achievement. It is the time when you have loads of experience and have taste almost all flavors of life. It is the moment you must be proud of. It is the age when one has become an inspiration for a lot of people and your saying s and words worth a lot for someone who cares for you. If you know someone or your friend who is turning into the 50s then don’t just settle on a simple birthday party. You can do a funny themed birthday celebration. You must carry a greeting card with inspirational words and sayings by great people of the time. You can also wish with memes and jokes if your friend has a great sense of humor. Make it as unique as you can. In this page, you will find a lot of happy 50th birthday wishes, messages, inspirational quotes, and sayings.

  • “Happy “Sorry, you cannot retire yet” day! Enjoy your birthday”
  • “Do not worry about your age. You’re still younger than your next birthday. Have a special day! Happy 50th Birthday sister.”
  • “50 is the only age that you are feeling the youth again and start your life over again.”
  • “You look 21, feel 18, and act 11. That makes you 50!”

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Happy 50th Birthday Wishes for Loved Ones

Birthdays are sentimental and fun. It is no surprise when your husband’s birthday arrives and you want him to remember his birthday celebrations forever. So for such an occasion, a cute happy birthday message form wife to a husband is more than anything. Likewise, when a sister wishes her brother, she never wants to miss anything on his birthday, a funny birthday greeting will always work for a brother.

Wishing your mom and dad on their 50th birthday is the most difficult task to do as they have stepped into their extreme adulthood. So to wish them you have to think twice for anything you do. A beautiful saying, an inspirational quote and thank you message worth more than anything and it will definitely win your parents heart.

I wish you a wonderfully happy day and an even more incredible year as the world’s sexiest 50 year old.

Bravo on turning 50! May today and the years ahead be filled with the very happiest of memories and gifts.

Happy Bday to someone who is more fabulous at 50 than ever.

May the next 50 years of your life be as fabulous as the first 50.

Now that you are 50, you can really let the good times roll.

Whoever said 50 is nifty must have been 100 or 25. Enjoy your day, you nifty old fart!

Do not worry about turning 50. Birthdays are good for you. The more you’ve, the longer you live.

Remember last year when we… Oh, wait. I forgot. Now that you are 50, your memory is sure to fade faster!

50 already? Time sure flies when you are getting old!

Five decades is nothing for you. Let’s go another five and enjoy our life. You mean the world to me!

If 40 is over the hill, then 50 must mean you have only started up the mountain. Congratulations – you are on the rise again!

You’re 50 years old today. Thank you for sharing some of those years with me.

I just say wow you are still awesome at the age of 50.

50th Birthday Wishes for Brother & Sister

Preparing a birthday wish for brothers and sisters are the world easiest work to do. As they never judge you upon your birthday greeting. Below you can find our premium collection of 50th birthday wishes for sibling.

I wish you all the best that your heart yearned for in the last forty-something years. 

Though you’re 50 today, you do not look it at all. Keep enjoying your golden youthful look. Stay blessed.

Wow! Five decades on earth is no joke at all. I wish you mark another five decades again in good happiness and health.

There are over 7 billion people in the world. That’s a fact. It is just like the fact that my sister keeps getting more and more awesome and beautiful as she ages.

Happy Birthday Little Brother! after all these years, you’ve finally got older than me.

Congratulations on being a year mature, cuter and wiser.

Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you’ve fun by being nifty, or you become boring by being thrifty.

Since zero has no value, you’ve actually become a toddler and turned five. Happy 50th Birthday.

It took you fifty years to become so intelligent and wise. Well, better late than never.

50th Birthday Wishes for Husband & Wife

It is the birthday of most loving person you know i.e. your life partner and your best friend. This special person was born to complete your world. This special person’s birthday would not be complete if you don’t wish with a perfect wish. For such perfect and loveable wishes you can refer to our collection of 50th birthday wishes for husband and wife.

I think I saw your wisdom starts leaking from your brain. Happy 50th Birthday.

Every day with you I get to fall in love all over again. Here is to a lifetime of being in love with you.

Love of my life and pain in my rear. It is difficult to do, but you manage to be both. Happy bday to the best multitasker in the world: my amazing wife.

You are turning 50 don’t feel old. You will be ever shining just like gold.

The best day of my life was the day I got married to you. You’re my biggest source of happiness, and you’ll always be the love of my life.

Congratulations on getting 50 My handsome man, you are the reason I wake up happy in the morning.

Nothing is more beautiful than knowing that the world’s hottest 50-year-old is totally mine.

Don’t think your half life is over just think you have started a new life with 50 year of experience.

50th Birthday Wishes for Mom & Dad

You can never imagine a life without mom and dad. They are the most import people in our lives. They are considered to most precious blessing by God. They are the pillars of our success and always be with our self in every integral time of our lives. You can scroll down for our well-arranged 50th birthday wishes for mom and dad.

You have been around for fifty years, you have dried your tears and laughed at jokes, and after you have been through it all, my moms still standing proud and tall.

If I was a flower then you would be the sun. You have raised so wonderfully. I am the lucky one. Let’s celebrate your Birthday Mom.

Here you’re, after 50 years. You have grown so much and conquered so many fears.

You’re looking fab at fifty! May you have brighter years ahead. Keep Blooming!

Rock out for your 50th birthday, Dad. You are not too old to party.

I know I do not say it often, but I really do appreciate all the sacrifices and hard work you put into raising me.

Every birthday you’ve means another year you made our lives special!

Happy Birthday to the new wrinkle on your face. Welcome to another set of gray hairs on your head.

Funny 50th Birthday Messages, Quotes & Wishes

Turning 50 is a milestone for everyone because it is the time, you have completed the golden jubilee of your life with unlimited happiness. It can be tough sometime to think of words to be written in a greeting card. So sending messages with a silly quote and jokes is a great way to cherish those moments with your loved ones like husband and wife. For mom and dad, you must win their heart with a wish which inspires them and let them know how much importance they have in your life. For this purpose, a birthday message with an inspirational quote is the best option. It is the time when your closed relatives are celebrating their 50th birthday you should do all you can to let the celebrant make moments of joy with your funniest way of party and greet them with hilarious and funny quotes and memes. If you want to make your loved one’s celebration memorable for them then you can shower your love with funny 50th birthday messages but wondering where to can find such funny messages. Let us help you with our vast collection of birthday wishes which will definitely lighten up your beloved friend’s special day.

At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: bladder, kidney, and gall.

You’re halfway to hundred but that does not guarantee you’ll live that long.

Do not worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles.

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles.

Your big day is finally here so I send to you some fun and cheer!

Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I cannot remember where I put my keys.

Congratulations on your new distinguishing title as a 50-year-old!

Congratulations on turning 50. You are half way to becoming a centenarian. Happy 50th Birthday.

Be careful that you do not lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles.

Not old. CLASSIC.

You may be 50 years old, but you’re now 100 percent over the hill.

The best way to enjoy life is to forget your age and just remember the memories.

Your sparkling personality is just as strong now as when you were sixteen. Live fully, and celebrate today well!

Tom Cruise, John Bon Jovi and Demi Moore have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club.

Funny 50th Birthday Messages for Friend

Friends are a gift from God. They are always there to get you out from any trouble. No matter what age group you and your friend lies. The only thing a loyal friend know is to take you out of all the problems you are facing in life. On such a friend’s birthday our hand-picked collection funny 50th birthday messages are just for you.

Be careful not to blow your candles too hard. You might just blow your false teeth off with it!

At 50, when you sneeze, “water under the bridge” has a completely different meaning.

You’re the opposite wine, which gets better with age and time.

I can’t believe you are fifty!

50th Birthday Messages for Dad & Mom

Dad, you’re not 50 — you are only twenty, with 30 years of experience!

Dad, I love you. I also just want to wish that… you keep your wallet open for your loving son.

Do you know what famous person was born on this very special day… I do not know either. I only know of you Mom. Love You.

Super Mom. Happy Birthday to my Superhero.

Funny 50th Birthday Messages for Brother & Sister

Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of fat and old people.

You know what? If you could be president today, I think I might switch my political affiliation to the birthday party.

Enjoy your senior citizen discounts. You deserve them BRO!

No cake big enough to hold so many candles.

50th Birthday Messages for Husband & Wife

Sorry sweetheart. I did not know how many candles to put on your cake. It seems I’ve forgotten how many times you’ve turned twenty nine.

I promise I’ll stop counting your birthdays if you promise to stop counting my affairs.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I cannot remember the other two.

At least you are not as old as you’ll be next year.

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes for your Boss

You know that rule you’ve about not drinking in the workplace. Well as its your Birthday we thought we would break it. Have a great one! I know we’ll!

We will try and spare you from as much bad news as we can today. But you know how it is…

In the spirit of celebration I have decided to take all of my holiday leave for the next couple of weeks.

If I had to get fired by anyone, I’d want it to be you.

Great bosses buy drinks for everyone on their birthday.

50th Birthday Quotes for Men

Your first 50 has been incredible, so I can’t wait to see what the next 50 brings.

You are halfway to 100. Way to go and happy birthday!

You aren’t 50, you are just a teenager with 32 years of experience and smarts.

May you’ve a fun filled day and all your dreams come true!

Looking 50 is great – if you are 60.

50th Birthday Quotes for Women

Age isn’t important unless you are a cheese.

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.

At 20 years of age, the will reigns; at 30, the wit; and at 50, the judgement.

Whoever calls you a quinquagenarian will have to deal with me!

I cannot believe you are 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!

We have prepared for you the 105 best funny birthday wishes that you can choose as Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for brother or husband.

Happy Birthday Brother Wishes and Quotes

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These funny birthday wishes will give you something to write on Facebook, Instagram, in emails, cards and notes when your friends or family members are celebrating birthdays. Don’t just go with the tried and true:  Happy Birthday! Or, even the less work approach: HBD! Try something new – stand out from the crowd.

Birthdays are meant to be celebrated in person. Friends, family and all acquaintances shower the person with birthday wishes and blessings. Everyone desires to bring a smile to the person’s face and make their day special. Whether they are going to celebrate the day with a grand party or with just a small get-together of closest friends, it is always a good gesture to send the birthday boy or girl your best birthday wishes.

Hopefully, these funny birthday wishes will bring a smile to their face and make the day a little more special.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.

Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose! Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.

You’ve joined the “Raiders of the Lost AARP” fan club. Happy Birthday!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!

The Best

You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “My goodness, you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!

Happy birthday! Don’t count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you’re not down for the count.

I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.

You know at your age your not getting any easier to live with – let’s start with the fact that we have to wait in line longer while you show cashiers your AARP card.

They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them. Happy birthday.

First the army recruiters and now AARP — you must know you’re a wanted man. Happy Birthday!

Someone your age shouldn’t say “chill” unless they’re talking about the weather.

First goes the memory, then your eyesight, and then…I forgot. But, have a great birthday.

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Funny Wishes for Men

Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special day!

Be thankful for another year
It just reminded me that weeds don’t easily die.
Have a blast on your birthday!

Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!

A big Thanks to your Birthday, your birthday cake candles are giving us so much warmth to counter this chilling cold. Thanks again and happy Birthday!

Real men are proud of their age.
Best wishes on your birthday!

Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.

Big boys don’t need toys.
But big boys should eat and blow their cakes.
May you have the best birthday ever!

Why people like you get depressed on birthday for becoming old. If you think on it, you are getting old on left 364 days of a year. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Another year, another reason to curse the inventor of the first modern mirror.

I lift a toast for your being older than last year.
It’s still an achievement though!
All the best this year for you!
Happy birthday!

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants. Happy birthday!

From this point forward, this is the youngest you’ll ever be. HBD!

Funny Wishes for Friends

Yes, you’re getting older and wrinklier every day, but it could be worse…you could still have an acne problem! Happy birthday!

Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend! Happy birthday

My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser. Chill! Happy birthday dear!

Sure, getting older is like a time travel movie in slow motion…but better slow than fast, I always say! I’m in no rush to get to the end of the film. Happy birthday!

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything. Happy birthday!

You are only young and reckless once, but you can be reckless well into your hip-breaking days. Happy birthday!

For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!

More Funny Happy Birthday Greetings

For Sister

Well sis, I have to tell you I never thought
You’d make it this long without getting caught
After all of these years, mom and dad still think you’re the best
Until I start letting them know things you never confessed!

I hear you are kind of a big deal now. Well, you’re still my baby sister and I still have your back. I saw that birthday fairy headed your way, so I hit her on the head with a broom and knocked her butt out! Happy Birthday, Sister!

To a sister who I can say is one in a million
You’re a unique combination of a best friend and a villain
Have a spectacular birthday, let out lots of cheers
And here’s to many more over the next many years!

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

Sis, you were a handful as a kid but you seem better now
I’ll assume it’s the therapy, I won’t inquire about how. Happy birthday dear!

Sis I want to tell you things I’ve never said
That I no longer think you have a thick head
Even if I did I know you probably feel the same
And for that we only have our parents to blame!
Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother

I hope your lungs have enough power to blow up the entire candle at one go. Happy Birthday Brooo…

Happy Birthday to my sweet brother. I hope you get one more disease of love and relationship. May virus of fun enter to your life? Happy Fun and humor on Birthday. This hilarious Birthday wishes is only for you.

I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Know what they said? They can’t remember that far back! I guess that means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!

Happy birthday, it’s going to be a great day
I’ll call you and you won’t answer but that’s okay
Because I know you’ll get around to calling me back
It’s your birthday so I’ll cut you a little slack!

Don’t worry, brother, age is only a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!

But seriously I’m kidding you’re beyond compare
I know in the end you will always be there
Because that’s what the most amazing siblings do
Happy Birthday bro!

For your birthday, I decided to get you some practical gifts. Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it won’t be long now, brother! Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best brother anyone could ever ask for! Happy birthday!

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Funny 40th Birthday Wishes

No woman should have kids over 40. Really, 40 kids is enough. Happy birthday!

‘May all your dreams come true’ – this is what I wished you on your twentieth birthday. ‘I hope all your dreams have come true’ – this is what I am hoping for you on your fortieth birthday because it is too late to start dreaming now. Happy 40th.

Some birthday advice: don’t run upstairs right before you have to blow out 40 candles. Happy birthday!

40 is when you finally get your head together and your body has other ideas. Happy birthday!

Age is relative. If you think you are twenty, you will feel like you are young and twenty. If you think that you are fifty, you will feel like you are old and fifty. So how young do you want to feel on your fortieth? Happy 40th birthday.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed. Happy birthday!

Forty is the age when it suddenly dawns upon you that life is indeed, very short. Better late than never, start doing the things that you have always dreamt about. Happy 40th.

The forties are pretty much like the thirties, except it takes longer to recover from a big party. And you start to get more sensible tattoos. Happy 40th birthday!

Be happy that you are still 3,650 days away from turning fifty. Maybe this is the only way you can console yourself about turning forty. Happy 40th birthday.

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Page 1 – Birthday Wishes

2 – Happy Bday Wishes

3 – Big Day Messages

4 – Wishes for Sister

5 – Birthday Quotes

6 – Funny Quotations

7 – For Son

8 – Thank you for Wishes

9 – Funny Birthday Sayings

10 – 21st Birthday Quotations

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Wish your friend, Mom, Dad or loved one's great 50th Birthday. wants to miss anything on his birthday, a funny birthday greeting will always work for a brother.

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