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Bring a smile on faces around you using funny Christmas wishes 2018. Send your love and affection to your family and friends in these beautiful cute Christmas messages and short funny Christmas sayings. Make it a merrier Christmas with witty quotes, inspiration messages and funny congratulation Xmas quotes 2018 to your boyfriend, kids, spouse or co-worker.
Funny Christmas Card for Family
“May the candle of light spread the divine light in your heart, lives and home. Merry Christmas.”
Funny Christmas Wishes for Kids
“You better not pout, you better not shout! Santa is on the way with lots of presents. Happy Christmas.”
Funny Christmas One Liners
“Christmas waves a magic wand on this world. Wait for the magic to happen in your life.”
Funny Christmas Messages for Friends
“Lets celebrate this christmas with pomp and show, drink and dine. Merry Christmas friends.”
Funny Christmas Messages for Boyfriend
“My lovely boyfriend, just be mine for Christmas. Wholeheartedly and whole pocketedly.
“You are the best gift I got, what more could I ask. Merry christmas.”
“Merry Christmas my angel. Wish you loads of love and I will be with you to make you happy. Merry Christmas.”
For Colleagues in the office
“Christmas is the time to spend with family and friends. Wishing all my collegues a good family gathering. Merry Christmas.”
“Wish you and your family fun filled holidays and a merry Christmas.”
Here is the newest collection of funny Christmas messages and wishes that promise to make this celebration all the more entertaining and cheerful.
1. Be jolly be happy, be exited. May your home be filled with loads of happiness. Merry Christmas.
2. Sending warm greetings of happiness and prosperity, peace and harmony…. Wishing you the most wonderful time during this holiday season…. May all your wishes come true and you are blessed with an amazing year ahead… Merry Christmas to you.
3. I am sending lots of cuddles and hugs, smiles and laughter to you this Christmas…. May the magic of Christmas end all the negativities around you and make it a new and hopeful beginning for you…. Warm wishes to you on Christmas. Merry Xmas my dear.
4. Santa has denied sending you a present this Xmas because he is planning to wrap you up as a present to me… I thank him for this wonderful gift on this amazing festival and I promise him to take care of you with love… Wish you Merry Christmas my darling.
5. May the festive spirit of Christmas brighten your days with happiness and smiles… May God gives you all the strength to laugh at my bad jokes and enjoy my funny company… With lots of laughter, I wish you a warm and wonderful Merry Christmas my friend.
6. I have prepared the list of wishes for this Xmas and I am sending it to you because you are my Santa and you have the power to make them all come true… I will wait for my presents anxiously… For you, I am sending my blessings and wishes…. Have a Merry Christmas my dear.
7. May the festival of Christmas bring beautiful and cheerful memories for you and your dearest family… I wish that you are showered with all the gifts you had dreamt of so that you can have a merrier Xmas… All the best and wish you a warm and Happy Christmas.
8. On this festive occasion, I wish that your life is blessed with joy and smiles, good humor and loads to laughter to give you a bad stomach ache… Wishing you a very Merry Christmas blessed with all the happiness in the world… May God bless you… Keep laughing!!!
9. Christmas is merrier when you have friends to share the joy and jokes with you… I have you and I want to thank God for this cute and funny present…. Sending lots of love and loads of smiles on Christmas to you with warm New Year wishes…. Have a blast!!!!
10. May the spirit of Christmas brighten your coming year with sparkling smiles and warm hugs… May you are blessed with lots of reasons to smile and laugh to make it a joyful year for you… Sending my love and my wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas to you my dear!!
11. I have asked Santa to shower you with the best of the presents this holiday season and he has picked me as your gift as there can be nothing better than me, for you…. Wrapped in love and affection… I am sending you best wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas!!!
These funny Christmas card sayings will have your friends and family laughing in no time! Yoda caroling: A Merry Christmas, we wish you.
Last updated: November 28th 2018. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! This time of year is a truly wonderful and magical one and Christmas is a holiday with a beautiful spirit and traditions. One tradition is greeting each other with merry Christmas wishes. The spirit of giving, expressing love and gratitude and a celebration of life help to make Christmas a very special time of year. Even if you are not a Christian, we can all enjoy the spirit of giving which is truly what this season is all about. “Tis the season to be jolly”, as they say! The practice of wishing others well on Christmas, whether it is with Christmas card wishes, Christmas quotes, merry Christmas images or Christmas Eve wishes, is something which helps to give this time of year a special joyful feeling. In this huge collection of wishes for Christmas you will find 1) merry Christmas wishes, 2) funny Christmas wishes, 3) Christmas wishes images, 4) merry Christmas wishes for friends, 5) Christmas wishes for family, 6) Christmas wishes quotes, 7) Christmas wishes text messages, 8) short Christmas wishes and 9) even more Christmas wishes messages. We truly hope you enjoy this collection of merry Christmas wishes and, in the spirit of the season, pass these on and share!
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