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Choose from hundreds of Merry Christmas wishes, Christmas Images, messages, quotes, funny Christmas wishes for cards & more.

Bring a smile on faces around you using funny Christmas wishes 2018. Send your love and affection to your family and friends in these beautiful cute Christmas messages and short funny Christmas sayings. Make it a merrier Christmas with witty quotes, inspiration messages and funny congratulation Xmas quotes 2018 to your boyfriend, kids, spouse or co-worker.

Funny Christmas Card for Family
“May the candle of light spread the divine light in your heart, lives and home. Merry Christmas.”

Funny Christmas Wishes for Kids
“You better not pout, you better not shout! Santa is on the way with lots of presents. Happy Christmas.”

Funny Christmas One Liners
“Christmas waves a magic wand on this world. Wait for the magic to happen in your life.”

Funny Christmas Messages for Friends
“Lets celebrate this christmas with pomp and show, drink and dine. Merry Christmas friends.”

Funny Christmas Messages for Boyfriend
“My lovely boyfriend, just be mine for Christmas. Wholeheartedly and whole pocketedly.

For Husband
“You are the best gift I got, what more could I ask. Merry christmas.”

For Girlfriend
“Merry Christmas my angel. Wish you loads of love and I will be with you to make you happy. Merry Christmas.”

For Colleagues in the office
“Christmas is the time to spend with family and friends. Wishing all my collegues a good family gathering. Merry Christmas.”

For Boss
“Wish you and your family fun filled holidays and a merry Christmas.”

Here is the newest collection of funny Christmas messages and wishes that promise to make this celebration all the more entertaining and cheerful.

1. Be jolly be happy, be exited. May your home be filled with loads of happiness. Merry Christmas.

2. Sending warm greetings of happiness and prosperity, peace and harmony…. Wishing you the most wonderful time during this holiday season…. May all your wishes come true and you are blessed with an amazing year ahead… Merry Christmas to you.

3. I am sending lots of cuddles and hugs, smiles and laughter to you this Christmas…. May the magic of Christmas end all the negativities around you and make it a new and hopeful beginning for you…. Warm wishes to you on Christmas. Merry Xmas my dear.

4. Santa has denied sending you a present this Xmas because he is planning to wrap you up as a present to me… I thank him for this wonderful gift on this amazing festival and I promise him to take care of you with love… Wish you Merry Christmas my darling.

5. May the festive spirit of Christmas brighten your days with happiness and smiles… May God gives you all the strength to laugh at my bad jokes and enjoy my funny company… With lots of laughter, I wish you a warm and wonderful Merry Christmas my friend.

6. I have prepared the list of wishes for this Xmas and I am sending it to you because you are my Santa and you have the power to make them all come true… I will wait for my presents anxiously… For you, I am sending my blessings and wishes…. Have a Merry Christmas my dear.

7. May the festival of Christmas bring beautiful and cheerful memories for you and your dearest family… I wish that you are showered with all the gifts you had dreamt of so that you can have a merrier Xmas… All the best and wish you a warm and Happy Christmas.

8. On this festive occasion, I wish that your life is blessed with joy and smiles, good humor and loads to laughter to give you a bad stomach ache… Wishing you a very Merry Christmas blessed with all the happiness in the world… May God bless you… Keep laughing!!!

9. Christmas is merrier when you have friends to share the joy and jokes with you… I have you and I want to thank God for this cute and funny present…. Sending lots of love and loads of smiles on Christmas to you with warm New Year wishes…. Have a blast!!!!

10. May the spirit of Christmas brighten your coming year with sparkling smiles and warm hugs… May you are blessed with lots of reasons to smile and laugh to make it a joyful year for you… Sending my love and my wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas to you my dear!!

11. I have asked Santa to shower you with the best of the presents this holiday season and he has picked me as your gift as there can be nothing better than me, for you…. Wrapped in love and affection… I am sending you best wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas!!!

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Last updated: November 28th 2018. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! This time of year is a truly wonderful and magical one and Christmas is a holiday with a beautiful spirit and traditions. One tradition is greeting each other with merry Christmas wishes. The spirit of giving, expressing love and gratitude and a celebration of life help to make Christmas a very special time of year. Even if you are not a Christian, we can all enjoy the spirit of giving which is truly what this season is all about. “Tis the season to be jolly”, as they say! The practice of wishing others well on Christmas, whether it is with Christmas card wishes, Christmas quotes, merry Christmas images or Christmas Eve wishes, is something which helps to give this time of year a special joyful feeling. In this huge collection of wishes for Christmas you will find 1) merry Christmas wishes, 2) funny Christmas wishes, 3) Christmas wishes images, 4) merry Christmas wishes for friends, 5) Christmas wishes for family, 6) Christmas wishes quotes, 7) Christmas wishes text messages, 8) short Christmas wishes and 9) even more Christmas wishes messages. We truly hope you enjoy this collection of merry Christmas wishes and, in the spirit of the season, pass these on and share!

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Find something different to write in a Christmas card this year and browse our unique Christmas message ideas. We’ve consulted the card experts here at HQ and done some research around the globe, to leave you with a list of great ideas you can steal as if they’re your own. Whether you’re writing one card or 50 cards, you’ll find a range of quotes and things to write for all types of people.

Simple Festive Message Ideas

  1. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and happy holidays.
  2. Have a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!
  3. Wishing you all the best that a holiday could offer.
  4. May your Christmas season be filled with happiness and laughter!
  5. Merry Christmas and best wishes for the new year ahead.
  6. Wishing you peace, love and laughter this holiday season.
  7. Have a lovely Christmas and a fantastic new year!
  8. I hope your Christmas will be filled with lots of love and happiness… and even more presents!
  9. Happy Christmas! Merry wishes and Santa kisses!
  10. Have yourself a very merry Christmas… and an amazingly awesome new year!

Funny Christmas Messages

  1. Christmas is a good excuse to send cards to all my favourite people. Congratulations on retaining your position on my list this year.
  2. I don’t usually write Christmas cards, but when I do, I usually write the same thing in all of them. Happy Christmas!
  3. I’m writing a unique and personal message in each of my Christmas cards this year. So for you, I’d like to say: Whoever you are, merry Christmas to my friend/family member who is really special.
  4. I would write something funny to wish you a merry Christmas, but there are some things that you just don’t joke about.
  5. May your fun be large and bills be small this year. Merry Christmas!
  6. I put so much thought into your gift that it’s now too late to get it and/or sold out. Merry Christmas anyways!
  7. Get your fat pants ready, it’s Christmas.
  8. Don we now our ugly sweaters. It’s Christmas time!
  9. Merry drunk! I’m am so Christmas!
  10. Happy Christmas. May you never be too grown-up to search the skies on Christmas eve.
  11. Have a very merry Christmas and remember Christmas calories don’t count…
  12. Happy Jesus’s birthday day!
  13. Here’s wishing your stockings are filled with something other than coal.
  14. Merry Christmas and all that other fun stuff.
  15. Santa saw your Facebook – you’re getting a dictionary this year!

Thoughtful Things to Say

  1. Here’s hoping you have a wonderful Christmas filled with moments you’ll always remember.
  2. May this festive season sparkle and shine and all of your wishes come true. I hope you feel the happiness all year round. Merry Christmas!
  3. I hope you have your best Christmas yet and look forward to catching up with you soon.
  4. May your days be bright and all your Christmases be white!
  5. Here’s to the spirit of Christmas bringing joy to your heart and happiness to your home.
  6. Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness, and prosperity in the coming New Year.
  7. May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright New Year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
  8. It’s the time of year for cakes, carols, laughter, reindeer, and most importantly – love. Merry Christmas.

Rude/Offensive Christmas Ideas

  1. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, so you my friend – are SCREWED!
  2. There’s room for everyone on the nice list. Except for you, you’re a w***er.
  3. To do list: B̶u̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶m̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶d̶.
  4. Merry p***ed-mas!
  5. A tree died so you could have this Christmas card – I hope you’re proud of yourself.
  6. I’ve asked Santa for a big fat bank account and a slim body for you… I hope he doesn’t mix them up like he did last year!
  7. Treat yourself this year… because I sure as hell didn’t get you anything.
  8. May your bells jingle all the way, whatever that means? Anyway, Merry Christmas!

Messages for Partner

  1. If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight don’t worry, I told Santa I want you for Christmas.
  2. Can I please have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  3. Meet me under the mistletoe!
  4. For me, the Christmas season starts when we get together. Looking forward to talking and catching up soon.
  5. Happy Christmas – to my favourite husband/wife.
  6. You’re the best part of Christmas to me.
  7. Here’s to a wonderful Christmas together!

Things to Say for Family

  1. Wishing you and your family a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
  2. Merry Christmas! We’re looking forward to a new year of creating happy memories together.
  3. I couldn’t hope for more at Christmas than a holiday surrounded by the family I love.
  4. Oh what fun, Christmas season has begun! May your blessings astound you and family surround you. Merry Christmas and happy New Year!
  5. Family is what Christmas is all about. So grateful for you!
  6. This time of year, I’m especially grateful for family like you.
  7. Our family is so lucky to have you in it. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas!

Christmas Quotes and Puns

  1. Keep Calm and jingle all the way.
  2. Christmas is a time when everyone wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
  3. At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
  4. Christmas is Claus for celebration!
  5. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear” – Buddy the Elf.
  6. “Merry Christmas you cotton headed ninny muggins” – Buddy the Elf.
  7. “Money’s scarce, Times are hard, Here’s your f***ing Xmas card” – Phyllis Diller.
  8. “You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights” – Maya Angelou.
  9. You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.

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