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Check out this awesome collection of 100+ funny birthday wishes for friends with hilarious images and 10 funny ideas to wish happy birthday.

If you want to use the opportunity your friend’s birthday presents to let him/her know you are thinking of him/her as well as get in a few rib crackers, you’ve navigated to the right place!

Here we have some truly funny wishes you can share with your best buddy on the occasion of his/her birthday.

  • Your birthday is such a special occasion that I wish I could wrap myself up and give myself to you as a gift.
  • Every one of your birthdays is a special once in a lifetime experience, but I always wake up the next day too drunk to remember them.
  • Many happy returns! May you receive one extra year added to your life for every pound you gain.
  • On the day you were born, if your mother had set you adrift in a basket to escape the wrath of pharaoh, it would have sunk from the excessive weight.
  • You possess the qualities of a President – the looks of George Bush, the intelligence of Barack Obama and the disciple of Bill Clinton – so let me use the occasion of your birthday to wish that you make the most of out our your life!
  • On your birthday, to ensure you have many more, I’ve gotten you a designated driver. Cheers!
  • For your Big Day, they should just create a cake with a liquor bottle inside.
  • May you grow old and rich, so that you can leave me a big inheritance.
  • I love you so much that if I had a job I would have bought you a gift.
  • May this gift serve as an eternal reminder of our friendship because it’ll probably be the last one I ever buy.
  • Happy birthday, my dear. May your bank account grow so fast that you get audited by the IRS.
  • On your special day, may you be blessed with the problems of the rich – such as where to park your yacht.
  • May your body grow so old that people mistake you for a piece of wood. Birthday greetings, best friend!
  • Happy birthday to my beloved friend. I couldn’t have asked the casting director of life to give me a better sidekick.
  • May life compensate you like Floyd Mayweather for the many battles you have fought.
  • I thought about moving out of your house as you continue to grow old, but by the looks of things, you probably need me now more than ever.
  • If life were a sports league you would be MVP. Happy birthday and many more, dear friend.
  • Buddy, even though you were born with no exceptional talent, marketable skill or extraordinary intelligence, I still believe that life has nothing but the best in store for you.
  • Every day that I go to the gym, I use you as an inspiration – of what I would become if I let myself slack off. Best birthday wishes, best bud!
  • You are such a special person that when you’re about to die I hope they freeze your brain so that it can be implanted in a robot a thousand years from now.
  • As men, it’s not appropriate for us to shed tears when exchanging gifts on special occasions, but the one I’m giving you today cost me so much that I have to cry.
  • We could use the occasion of your birthday to party our fat asses off like we always do. However, this year I want you to use this time to reflect on the finer things in life, and when I return from the club you can tell me all about them.
  • As you grow older and wiser, may you also become senile and forget about the money I’m owing you.
  • Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago.
  • If life were a game of soccer, I would be the multi-million dollar striker and you would be the faithful water boy I wave to at the end of every big game. Wish you the best, sweet friend!
  • Wrapping myself up and gifting myself to you as a birthday present would make me seem vain, so I decided to present you with my life-sized portrait instead.
  • As you grow into manhood, may life bless you with children who love you just as much as you love making them!
  • Life without you is like a sitcom with no laugh track. Happy birthday, my beloved buddy.
  • May you age with the wisdom and strength of a Chinese kung-fu master.
  • You’re a shining example of what it means to still enjoy life even when logic dictates that you’re too old to.
  • In these coming years, may life bless you with so much prosperity that everything you touch turns to gold. May life also bless you with the grace to leave me, your best friend, all of your possessions once you die from starvation.
  • On this great day, may God bless you with booze made of water from the fountain of youth so that you’ll never age. Have a great one.
  • May an extra day be added to your life for every strand of hair that falls from your head.
  • Last year when I wished you old age, I didn’t know it would happen so fast! Forgive me.
  • Sometimes people say I must be gay for having a best friend who is also a female, but they don’t know you the way I do.
  • Best wishes! May you grow so old that all of your best friends are replaced by robots.
  • As the years progress, I learn each day to appreciate the simple things more and more, which is why we’re closer now than ever before.
  • If Thanksgiving is symbolized by turkeys and Easter by rabbits, then the official animal of your birthday should be the tortoise. Happy birthday, my extremely old fart of a friend!

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Were found 32 happy birthday messages:

My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Age is just a number, but in your case it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Happy birthday, best friend!

It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!
You think that age is but a number and you’re only as old as you feel. 

Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age does, in fact, matter a lot.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.

So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!

May your birthday be filled with laughter!
Getting old is all about losing things. You start to lose your memory, your hair and even your keys. But just focus on the positive side, at least you still have your teeth. Remember to smile while you still have them.

Happy birthday, best friend!
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Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

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When you want to send funnybirthday wishes think of your friend’s personality. People have different kinds of humor. If you know your friend well and his or her sense of humor, then what’s a bit too much should be easy to spot. If you aren’t quite sure, then finding a card which will make them smile is still possible with the right message and birthday wishes.

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  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
  • You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!
  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!
  • I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
  • You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!
  • My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Happy birthday!
  • Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!
  • No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!
  • As another year passes by, another part of your body starts to fall apart. So I hope the “important” ones are left for last! I mean, you still have plans to make kids right? Happy birthday!
  • Remember all the times you said you wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with birthday cake! Happy birthday my friend!

 

  • My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
  • OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  • In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
  • Think of this day not as another year closer to becoming old, but as another year closer to complete freedom, and back pains… Anyway, happy birthday!
  • For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!
  • Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
  • Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
  • Hey, we’re friends — is it shamefully delusional if we both agree to ignore our birthdays this year? I don’t care either. Happy…. whatever!
  • I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
  • Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just sayin’.

 

  • No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
  • Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
  • It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
  • It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
  • On your birthday, I want to assure you that we still look as young as those 105 pound supermodels. Even if we don’t, I’m sure we can kick their skinny asses. All my love, your 29 year old bestie.
  • Happy birthday to my best friend. They say that friends have brains that are so in sync, they share the same thoughts. In our case, however, it’s probably more like we share one brain between us!
  • Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
  • You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!
  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
  • Another year, another new place that aches.
  • Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
  • At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
  • May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

Sending this along with a few touches of your own makes a card or birthday email more personal, fun and memorable. Friends also smile if the humor is directed toward yourself. For example you can joke “My back goes out more often than I do.”  Another can take a dig at your wallet with “You would have loved the gift I couldn’t afford to buy you.” Check out this awesome collection of 100+ funny birthday wishes for friends with hilarious images. Put a smile on your friends’ faces on the most important day of the year with the 10 funniest ideas to wish happy birthday to a friend.

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  • Dress up as a superhero, and be the first to greet your friend for the special day. Make a dramatic entrance at their home and place of work, and make sure to perform a heartfelt rendition of the birthday song.
  • Dress up as a superhero and have a matching costume for your friend to wear. Make sure to have a birthday tiara, sash or vest for the celebrant. Spend the day doing your regular routine while wearing your costumes.
  • Throw a themed birthday party, but make sure that the theme revolves around a concept or trending topic that your friend is really into yet simple enough for easy execution. For instance, a vampire-inspired party may include makeup, vampire fangs and red-tinged food.
  • Rent your friend’s dream car, and joy ride all day. You can pretend that you bought the car just for him/her.
  • Do a magic show just for your friend. Aside from the usual magic tricks that can be performed using items you already have, make sure to have a gag for the grand finale that involved making a birthday cake appear, disappear and appear again.
  • Take your friend to do something that is the exact opposite of their preferences and personality. Try a pottery class for an outdoorsy and athletic person for instance. Set up the reservation ahead of time.
  • Start a new tradition by resolving to learn a new skill on each birthday that you celebrate with friends. The activity could focus on a single skill such as cooking, but each time, the dish or meal involved should be different and one that is not familiar to the celebrant.
  • Have a pizza making party. Start with the prepared dough that needs to be shaped, tossed and prepared to make the crust. Part of the fun is making mistakes so ensure that you have enough materials even if some of the supplies end up on the floor. Let the celebrant put anything they desire on the pizza, which means you may have to ask them about their “dream pizza” ahead of time.
  • Tell your friend you’ve scheduled a private concert. Take them to a private venue that has been decorated for a birthday celebration. Serve snacks and drinks while waiting for the concert to begin then don a costume and perform for your friend.
  • As an alternative to the private concert idea, get your friend’s kids or husband to perform for the birthday concert.

 

Cool and Crazy Collection of Funny Birthday Messages

  • 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
  • Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
  • Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
  • Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
  • In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
  • Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
  • It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
  • It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
  • Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
  • It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
  • May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
  • May you live to be old and toothless.
  • Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
  • My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
  • My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
  • On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
  • One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
  • People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
  • Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
  • Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
  • Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
  • Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
  • Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
  • So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
  • So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
  • So many candles…so little cake.
  • Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
  • Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”
  • Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
  • The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
  • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

 

  • The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!
  • The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!
  • The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
  • There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
  • There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
  • To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
  • Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
  • We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
  • What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
  • What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.
  • When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
  • Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
  • With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
  • With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
  • You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
  • You are as old as you look.
  • You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
  • You are only as old as you act.
  • You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
  • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
  • You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
  • You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
  • You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

 

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100+ Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Quotes, Jokes & Images

Looking for Happy Birthday funny wishes, quotes, jokes and images to put a smile on someone's face on their birthday? Whether it's for him or for her, a friend or a colleague, or maybe even a belated birthday wish, we've got you covered with our huge selection of funny birthday wishes.

Write them in birthday cards, send them by SMS or email, or message someone on Facebook or Twitter. No matter how you send one of these funny wishes you're sure to brighten their birthday and make them laugh!

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Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again!

Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.

Technically you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!

Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes

I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!

Funny birthday wishes about getting older:

It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
~ Unknown.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

You're not old! ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that...

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us.

Don't grow up... It's a trap!

Great news! ...you're still alive!

You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

Don't think of it as turning [insert age]. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

Looking [insert age] is great - if you're sixty.

[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

[insert age]?! I demand a recount!

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here's to many more.

Happy birthday! And remember you're not [insert age] ...you're 18 with [XX] years' experience.

[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Her

A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.

The secret to staying young is make up... make up an age, then stick with it!

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends!

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani

You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?

Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Him

Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!

Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.

Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope

You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
~ Henry Youngman


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Happy Birthday Funny Belated Wishes

Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books...

I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Best Friend

Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.

Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything.

Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.

You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.

By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
~ Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John Grier

Happy 21st again!

If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!


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Happy Birthday Funny Jokes

A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.

How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won't stop toasting me.

Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.

Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's far too difficult to put them on the bottom.

You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know you're old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.

You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize.

Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!


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