Starting with a nice gift and party celebration, here is a look at what to write in a birthday card for mom examples to encourage communicating your well wishes.
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No matter your age, finding a way to celebrate your mother’s birthday can leave you both with sweet memories and some tears. Starting with a nice gift and party celebration, here is a look at what to write in a birthday card for mom examples to encourage communicating your well wishes and thoughts.
“A birthday never went by that I didn’t feel special to you. I am wishing the same for you today.”
“All your life you have done things that have brought a smile to my face. Today is your special day to sit back, relax and allow me to bring a smile on yours. Wishing you a very happy birthday, dear mom!”
“Because you clothed me, fed me, changed my diaper, kept me safe, and taught me stuff, I want to say a special happy birthday to a very special person.”
“Do you know who my favorite super star is? Not a film star, not a musician, not a celebrity and not a famous personality either. It’s you mom. You are the super star in my life. Happy Birthday.”
“Happy birthday to my biggest influence!”
“I am celebrating your birth, because your life has been an inspiration to those around you. I know of at least one person who has been influenced greatly by you… Me!”
“I am what I am today, only because you were there for me all these years. I wouldn’t be half the person I am today if you had not showered me with your wise advice and love. I love you, mom. Happy Birthday!”
“I can’t imagine a world where you were never born, and I’ll never be able to imagine how different life would be if I didn’t have you as my mother. Happy birthday! Today we celebrate the blessing your life has been to me and many others.”
“I hope today is the one day this year that you get to feel at least as special as you always make me feel.”
“I know you don’t like parties but I still have one planned for you. After all, it your Birthday, the best day of the year! Let’s celebrate. Happy Birthday.”
“I love you and want to wish you the very best possible birthday possible.”
“I love you so much mom, more than you can even imagine! You have been such a strong support to me. I will never be able to thank you enough for all of it. Happy Birthday to the best mom in the world and the prettiest lady I have ever seen!”
“I might not know the pains you went through to make us what we are. But, what I know is that we all love you. May God bless you with love, care and warmth. Happy Birthday, Mom.”
“I wish you a day, filled with love, joy, care and fun. I am glad to have you as my mother. Happy Birthday mom, I love you.”
“I wish you a very happy and sweet birthday. May you have a sweet and joyful life ahead. I love you, my love, my mother.”
“I wish you a year full of life, happiness, and love.”
“I’m not only celebrating your birth today. I’m celebrating my own luck in being born to such a great mother.”
“If I can be only half the parent you have been in my life, my children will be extremely lucky. I will always remind them of you my dear mother. Happy Birthday!”
“If it weren’t for you, I’d never been born. But there are so many more reasons you are an important part of my life, and I want to wish you a happy birthday.”
“I’m glad that with each year that passes I get to celebrate another year with you. I love having you around. You have been and continue to be a blessing in my life.”
“It does not matter how old I am, your hug is still the warmest and safest place on the earth for me. Happy Birthday to the most loving mom in the world!”
“It seems to me that you are not even human. You have superpowers beyond what normal humans should have. But your birthdays remind me that you are in fact human.”
“It’s kind of funny to think of what your own parent would be like as a baby, and that’s what I think about on your birthday. You actually get to remember how funny I looked when I was born.”
“It’s your birthday, so kick back and relax. Let dad do all the work for once.”
“May all your birthday wishes come true, except for the one about having 12 grandchildren.”
“Mom, I definitely want to wish you a happy birthday. If it wasn’t for you, I would not have ever had a birthday. I wouldn’t have survived as long as I have either.”
“Mom, I hope you have a very special birthday, because you are a very special person to me.”
“Mom, I remember giving you terrible looking birthday cards when I was little, and you always cherished them because they were from me. Now that I’m older, I just buy terrible cards instead of taking the time to make them. Feel free to throw this card away after reading it.”
“Mom, nothing I say will ever be enough for you. You are one person in this world whom I can completely trust and I know you will never let me down. I love you mom. Happy Birthday.”
“People often say that mothers are the best teachers in the world. Over the years, I have come to know that it couldn’t be truer. Thanks for being the best mother and teacher in the whole world. Happy Birthday my dearest mommy!”
“Today is the most special day of the year because if it weren’t for the day you were born, I wouldn’t have been born either! Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.”
“Words are not enough to express the gratitude that you deserve for all that you have done for us throughout the years.”
“You are my angel, my soul and the ultimate heavenly gift to me. With you, Mom, am always at peace. Wish you a very Happy Birthday. I love you, My sweet mother.”
“You are the best Mom in the world.”
“You are the most wonderful, caring woman I know.”
“You are the one who made my childhood special, and I remember every minute of it. Thanks to you, Mom. I Wish you a very warm and happy birthday. May God pour all the love and warmth on you.”
“You are the reason I am. You are the reason, I smile. You make me believe, in me. I wish to have you as my mother, every time I rebirth. My soul, my sweet mom, I love you. And with all of my emotions, I wish you a super happy Birthday.”
“You’re a beautiful, loving, amazing, wonderful woman, and being a little older today can’t change that. I am wishing you a happy birthday.”
Here is the perspective of one surprise party thrown by one daughter for her mother.
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A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)
Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again!
Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!
If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.
Technically you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!
They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!
Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny
Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec
Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes
I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
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Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".
Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.
It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!
Funny birthday wishes about getting older:
It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.
You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.
Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.
You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
You're not old! ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that...
Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us.
Don't grow up... It's a trap!
Great news! ...you're still alive!
You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.
You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!
Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.
Don't think of it as turning [insert age]. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.
Looking [insert age] is great - if you're sixty.
[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!
[insert age]?! I demand a recount!
Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here's to many more.
Happy birthday! And remember you're not [insert age] ...you're 18 with [XX] years' experience.
[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!
You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!
Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.
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A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.
The secret to staying young is make up... make up an age, then stick with it!
Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!
We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends!
Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani
You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?
Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.
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Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!
If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.
Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.
A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.
I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!
Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.
Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.
Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope
You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head.
What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!
A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
~ Henry Youngman
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Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books...
I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!
I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!
I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!
I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!
Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!
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Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.
Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!
On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything.
Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!
For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.
You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.
At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!
The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.
Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.
[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.
By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.
I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
~ Mark Twain
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John Grier
Happy 21st again!
If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!
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A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.
How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.
What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won't stop toasting me.
Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.
You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."
The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.
Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's far too difficult to put them on the bottom.
You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.
You know you're old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.
You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize.
Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!
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Like we said, whether your birthday greetings will take on a funny, cute or romantic feel will all depend on who you are writing the card to. Here are some of our favorite wording examples for birthday greetings, no matter who the hero of the occasion is. Keep in mind that the best birthday wishes are the ones that come from the heart. Use these examples, combine them or customize them in all your happy birthday wishes.
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As the special people in your life turn another year older and another year wiser (or at least that’s what they say happens…) we want to make sure we welcome them into the next 365 days in the best way possible. We want to make sure as the years go by the birthday boy or girl knows your love and appreciation only grows more and more.
It’s easy to under appreciate Mom sometimes. Yes, she knows how much you love and cherish her, but it doesn’t hurt to remind her of that every once in a while and especially doesn’t hurt to on her birthday. These special Mother’s birthday greetings are just what your card is missing.
Same goes for Dad as it did for Mom…
Parents play a pivotal role in our lives and often times it is hard to tell them just how grateful you are for their love and support. Of course your dad knows how much you love him, but why not go ahead and tell him again, especially on his big day. When he opens his birthday card and smiles, you’ll know the reason why.
So, it’s your hubby’s birthday? Seeing as he is your LIFE partner, you should make sure his birthday card is super sweet. Think cute, romantic and maybe even funny. He will surely appreciate your birthday wishes on top of his slice of cake.
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