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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher

Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!

A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man!
WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOU’RE DONE”!
A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”!
Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either!
When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”!
If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!

When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.

In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, he wears. I shop, he pays!

The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.

The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.

Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.

African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Funniest contradicting phrases:
1.Clearly misunderstood
2.Exact estimate
3.Small crowd
4.Act naturally
5.Found missing
6.Fully empty
7.Happily married

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.

Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
– Clint Eastwood

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

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What do wise and witty people have to say about marriage? Read insightful quotes from women and men who've been there, done that, and.

Wise Words for Marriage

wise words for marriage

Love don't cost a thing and, luckily for Jennifer Lopez, neither does love advice.

As she plans her upcoming vows to Alex Rodriguez—what will be her fourth marriage—the Hustlers actress was on the hunt from some wisdom. So, she turned a notorious expert: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who was wed to husband Martin Ginsburg for more than 50 years before he passed away in 2010.

"I was called about a month or so ago by Jennifer Lopez and she said she would like to meet me and introduce her fiancé, Alex Rodriguez," Ginsburg shared during her talk at the Library of Congress National Book Festival. "She mostly wanted to ask if I had any secret about a happy marriage...Now, A.Rod is traveling with her to concerts all over the world."

Still, the trailblazer passed along the sage advice given to her by her mother-in-law on her wedding day.

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Marriage Quotes

wise words for marriage

The idea of one person pledging to love one another for a lifetime is intriguing. Perhaps that's why the institution of marriage has not only endured but also inspired so many wise and witty quotes.

Interestingly, women and men have significantly different perspectives about being wed. Perhaps some of these quotations will match your feelings on the topic, whether you enjoy laughter, romance, inspiration, or anywhere in between.

Quotes From Women

"I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make my marriage vows mean what they say. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh."
Anna Quindlen, "A Short Guide to a Happy Life"

"Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner."
Amy Bloom

"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat."
Joanne Woodward

"Marriage is a fine institution—but I'm not ready for an institution."
Mae West

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Rita Rudner

"You don't need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other's waves."
Toni Sciarra Poynter, "From This Day Forward: Meditations on the First Years of Marriage"

"We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck. But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness."
Ellen Goodman

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
Rita Rudner

"The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all."
Charlotte Perkins Gilman

"Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."
Mae West

"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person."
Mignon McLaughlin

Use these wedding card message examples when you know someone Wedding Wishes, Quotes, and Letters Some are wise, and some are inspirational.

Quotes About Marriage From Wise Women and Men

wise words for marriage

Wedding Sayings
& Verse To Live By
Loving Words for a Perfect Day

Dee & Oliver (2012)

These wedding sayings are inspirational words to add to a wedding day card or can also be used as loving words to be read at your ceremony. All of the wise words of love on this page are from unknown sources, there is also a page of Wedding Day Quotes from known origins. For even more words of love, there are links at the bottom of this page to several other pages of loving quotes and sayings.



Wedding sayings are listed alphabetically on surname/source



 Wedding Sayings:  A   



A good marriage must be created.
In the marriage, the little things are the big things...
It is remembering to say 'I love you' at least once each day.
It is never going to sleep angry.
It is having a mutual sense of values and common objectives.
It is standing together and facing the world.
It is forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family.
It is speaking words of appreciation and
demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways.
It is having the capacity to forgive and forget.
It is giving each other an atmosphere in which each can grow.
It is a common search for the good and the beautiful.
It is not only marrying the right person...
It is being the right partner


A healthy relationship will never require you to sacrifice  your happiness, your family and friends, your dreams or your dignity.




Wedding Sayings:  F   






Wedding Sayings:  I   



I want to be your friend for ever and ever...
When the hills are all flat and the rivers run dry. When the trees blossom in winter and the snow falls in summer. When Heaven and Earth mix, not till then will I part from you.


In joining your lives may God grant you both...
Love
to afford each other a special quality of time together.
Joy
in the accomplishments of one another.
Understanding
that your interests and desires will not always be the same.
Friendship
based on mutual trust.
Courage
to speak of a misunderstanding
and to work on a solution before the setting sun.
Compassion
to comfort each other in pain and sorrow.
Foresight
to realize rainbows follow rainy days.
Imagination
to keep with you part of the child you used to be.
Mirth
from your sense of humour.
Awareness
to live each day with the knowledge that
there is no promise of tomorrow.

May God bless you and keep you in the palm of his hand.




Wedding Sayings:  M   



Marriage is a commitment to take that joy deep, deeper than happiness deep into the discovery of who you most truly are. It is a commitment to a spiritual journey, to a life of becoming - in which joy can comprehend despair, running through rivers of pain into joy again.

Thus marriage is even deeper than commitment. It is a covenant - a covenant that says: I love you, I trust you, I will be here for you when you are hurting, and when I am hurting I will not leave. It is a covenant intended not to provide a haven from pain or anger or sorrow. Life offers no such haven. Instead marriage is intended to provide a sanctuary safe enough to risk loving; to risk living and sharing from the centre of oneself. This is worth everything.


May you be poor in misfortunes and rich in blessings.
Slow to make enemies and quick to make friends.
And may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.


May your hands be forever clasped in friendship
And your hearts forever joined in love.




Wedding Sayings:  N   



No matter how old you both get...  Never stop holding hands, never stop dancing, and never stop saying "I love you."




Wedding Sayings:  S   



Sooner or later we begin to understand that love is more than verses on Valentines and romance in the movies. We begin to know that love is here and now, real and true, the most important thing in our lives.

For love is a promise that is always kept, a fortune that can never be spent, a seed that can flourish in even the most unlikely of places.

And this radiance that never fades, this mysterious and magical joy, is the greatest treasure of all, one known only by those who love.




Wedding Sayings:  T   



The key to love is understanding...
The ability to comprehend not only the spoken word
But those unspoken gestures
The little things that say so much by themselves

The key to love is forgiveness...
To accept each other's faults and pardon mistakes
Without forgetting, but with remembering
What you learn from them

The key to love is sharing...
Facing your good fortune as well as the bad, together
Both conquering problems, forever searching for ways
To intensify your happiness

The key to love is giving...
Without thought of return
But with the hope of just a simple smile
And by giving in but never giving up

The key to love is respect...
Realising that you are two separate people, with different ideas
That you don't belong to each other
You belong with each other, and share a mutual bond

The key to love is inside us all...
It takes time and patience to unlock all the ingrediants
It is the continual learning process that demands a lot of work
But the rewards are more than worth the effort
And that is the key to love


This day I married my best friend.
The one I laugh with, as we share life's wonderous zest as we find new enjoyments and experience all that's best. The one I live for because the world seems brighter as our happy times are better and our burdens feel much lighter. The one I love with every fibre of my Soul, we used to feel vaguely incomplete, now together we are whole.


Two doves meeting in the sky
Two loves, hand in hand, eye to eye
Two parts of a loving whole
Two hearts and a single soul
Two stars shining big and bright
Two fires bringing warmth and light
Two songs played in perfect tune
Two flowers growing into bloom
Two doves gliding in the air
Two loves free without a care
Two parts of a single whole
Two hearts and a single Soul




Wedding Sayings:  W   



When I say I love you...
It's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me.
I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and strength.
I've seen the best and worst of you and I understand with perfect clarity exactly what and who you are.


When thy foot is at the alter,
When the ring hath press'd thy hand,
When thou lov'st, and those who love thee
smiling round thee stand,
O, may the verse that friendship weaves,
Like a spirit of the air,
Be o'er thee at that moment
for a blessing and a prayer.




Wedding Sayings:  Y   



You don't marry someone you can live with...
You marry the person who you cannot live without.


'Your marriage,' he said, 'should have within it, a secret and protected place open to you alone. Imagine it to be a walled garden, entered by a door to which you only hold the key. Within this garden you will cease to be a mother, father, employee, homemaker or any other of the roles which you fulfill in daily life. Here you are yourselves, two people who love each other. Here you can concentrate on one another's needs.'

'So take my hand and let us go back to our garden. The time we spend together is not wasted but invested. Invested in our future and the nurture of our love.



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These wedding sayings are inspirational words to add to a wedding day card or can also be used as loving words to be read at your ceremony. All of the wise.

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