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Christmas is for priest, He rejoices
Again and again while delivering the speech
To helpless Church crowd.
(Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing)
So let us celebrate the Christmas here
Merry Christmas to you
Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic
They say that Christmas is just around the corner
How can it be when the world is round?
Anybody know where can I buy love?
They told me that it is the best thing to give this Christmas.
I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.
Rudolph has a red nose because he is drunk.
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts.
Before, children are the carolers.
Nowadays, I wonder why streets are field with adult carolers.
Mother gives coins to children carolers, and gives bills to adult ones.
Why is that so?
Isn’t it Christmas is for children?
I am so excited to wear my new dress today just to see that my Godparents were out of their house.
I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself?
I think he needs to shave his beard.
People went to midnight mass not to hear mass, but to let their seatmates hear their snores.
I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU,
But I really would love a new credit card as well!
Since I brought the presents,
I’ve asked Santa to bring you love and happiness!
Hold peace, love and hope in your heart always
And Christmas will bring you what you wish for.
I know your family is dysfunctional.
Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
If you look for me at Christmas,
Don’t forget to check the local bar!
I pray to see not just Santa but also the Three Kings this Christmas.
This is the time when I can kiss the person I want to along with a Christmas greeting without being slapped on my face.You are all I want for Christmas.
But of course I would also appreciate much if I will get cars, house, cash and diamonds perhaps.
I wonder how old Santa Claus is.
Yippee! Another day again to receive, receive, and receive!
Christmas makes me feel nervous and threatened because I will be seeing again my godchildren.
They say Christmas is a time for smiles.
How can I smile if my wallet has ran out of cash?
Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and happy holidays. I would write something funny to wish you a merry Christmas, but there are some.
Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2019!
OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a "train load" of good wishes.
Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
With all the best of food and beer!
Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!
Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas 2018!
The goose is getting fat
And gifts are piling up each day;
Enjoy your Christmas time my friend,
May good things come your way!
Christmas is a busy time,
And sometimes gets quite mad.
Relax and have some fun this year,
And things won't be so bad!
Happy Holidays to you! I'm sure Santa knows the difference, but I'll put in a good word for you, just in case. ;)
I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red...
This year you was not good... You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List... Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!
How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!
May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!
Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
Greetings from North Pole! Don't be shocked... it's Christmas again!
Happy Holiday Season I wish you all,
Meet your goals and have a ball!
If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!
Don't forget your list to Santa this Christmas - you'll get more out of him than you'll get from your boss or the government! Have a good one.
Hope your Christmas is out of this world!
His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he'll be back!
Christmas comes each time this year -
Relax, enjoy, and have some beer!
May your holidays be like Santa - fat, cheerful and abundant!
I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says "Happy Birthday". So I added wording "to Jesus" on it. Merry Christmas!
Enjoy the lavish food and drink, your tropical holiday and all those wild parties this Christmas. Well, we can all dream at Christmas time!
Wishing you season's eatings and a bloody good New Year!
Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!
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It’s at this time of year, when the annual festivities are almost upon us, that Library staff are inspired to consult the collections in search of something that captures the spirit of the season. And what could be more festive than an album of antique Christmas cards? Well … you decide.
These postcards are from our fascinating Leech collection, the huge personal archive of one Manchester family, spanning 150 years, from the early 19th to the mid 20th century. The postcard album dates from the early 1900s and the card designs run the gamut of festive experience, from the warm and sentimental to the humorous and downright bizarre.
A happy New Year
The clown/pig postcard clearly captured the imagination of a young boy called Frank, who sent it to his friend, Kenneth, on 19 Dec 1906, with the message, ‘Will you come to our party?’– in a recognisably child-like hand on the reverse.
‘Will you come to our party?’
This ‘Splashing’ card was another Kenneth received, ‘With Loving Christmas Wishes’ and (on the reverse) ‘love from Victor’. Cats playing in the sea. It’s an odd image for yuletide but perhaps alluded to the tradition of the Christmas-day dip.
Several of the cards depict festive scenes of yesteryear, like this one showing how Christmas probably was (not) in Tudor England –
Christmas in London 1505
– And this one, illustrating London in 1705 –
Christmas in London 1705
Others in the album are more conventional –
But a particular highlight is this child’s handmade card, in pencil and watercolour. There is no name or date, so we can only guess that it was made by one of the Leech children (whose drawings and handmade books can be found elsewhere in the archive). It is filed alongside postcards of a 1908-1911 date.
Hand-painted card, n.d.
The Christmas postcards, in all their variety and eccentricity, are an example of what makes historical archives so compelling. Preserving brief moments in time, they provide candid insights into a past that is both instantly relatable and strangely unfamiliar. They are sometimes amusing, sometimes thought-provoking, and sometimes give us a better understanding of other times, people and places. It is why a collection like the Leech archive, which includes many hundreds of items of the most ordinary kind, is so valuable to us now.
(Although, if you’re a natural hoarder, it might be best that you don’t think too deeply about that when you’re clearing away your Christmas cards!)
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A collection of cute and funny things to write in a Christmas card. You can find even more humorous ideas in our list of short Christmas greetings. Bah humbug .