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October 20, 2018 Anniversary Wishes 1 comment

Romantic birthday wishes can set the tone for the entire day. If it's your beloved's birthday, it is likely that you are concerned about the the best possible way to.

Birthdays are a special occasion we always look forward to (whether we admit it or not) and even if we do not say it, we are always expecting our boyfriend or girlfriend to make that day really special (or maybe we are expecting to receive something special from them like gifts or letters).
Composing the perfect message for a very important occasion is not an easy task, it may really frustrate you and makes you want to give up but you should not because we are here to help you.
We composed romantic messages for the love of your life’s special day to help you make them fall in love with you again then you will become the most awesome boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse ever!

I do not know exactly when I started falling in love with you, maybe because when we are together I forget about everything and my life only focuses on you. You are one of the few things that make me love this life and I love you for that. Happy bday, sweetheart.

  

From all the things I have done wrong in my life, I am surprised I was blessed and I got you. I know I don’t deserve you but I am thankful that you love me no matter what. You have accepted everything in me, the whole package. And I know I would never find someone like you, ever. I love you baby and wonderful birthday. I hope you’re happy today.

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I would like to be there by your side when you become 100 years, since I know that I would have no regrets!

Best Birthday to the one I would give my breath without remorse!

Happy Birthday to the person that made my days like my best fantasies!

Hope to still look at you, and only at you for the next years of my life!

I would give you the sky, the moon, and the stars if you want to. All I want is for you to be happy. Have an awesome and magical birthday, honey. I love you, forever.

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You are my drugs, you know that? I just can’t get enough of you. You keep me coming back for more. I really am in love with you, aren’t I? I think it’s pretty obvious. Happy birthday, lovey!

I asked you ‘what do you want for your birthday’, and you said (without even thinking twice) ‘YOU’. I am so lucky to have met you that night and I am thankful for the heavens above that they did not allow me to let you go. I love you, honey. Happiest birthday to you!

Hey sexy, yummiest birthday to you! Can’t wait to see you tonight.

I love that instead of arguing with me, you just take me by surprise and kiss me passionately. I love everything you do, you know that right? I love every inch of you and even if you got older today, that will never change. Happy birthday, baby.

I may not be as expressive as the others, but never ever doubt my love for you. I have loved you ever since I met you and you know that. I can’t imagine my life without you. I wish us many more years of being together and many more wonderful bdays for you. I love you!

Best Birthday to the person that made me understand that life can be beautiful even to me!

 

 

Wonderful Birthday to you and a blessing to your mom for allowing our meeting in this place and time!

Happy Bday to the one I can see even when I can not!

I want you to know on this special day that I will always be there for you till the last of me!

Best Bday to the smile that can silence everything around me!

Let me show you on this occasion that I love you more than I could express!

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From the moment I met you, I am afraid of you since I can not let go of you for your next 100 years to come!

You are my very best friend, we did stupid things together and I do not mind acting silly around you. You are one of the few people I like being around. You are one of the few people I am comfortable with. I am thankful that God created such a wonderful creature like you, and I pray that He’ll give you more happy years to chase your dreams and make them all come true. Happy birthday, baby.

  

I could not imagine how the past years would be like, without you. You made life tolerable and fun. I love you, honey. Best bday!

There is not enough words in the dictionary to express how much you mean to me, and to express how much I love you. Life could not be better without you. You complete every missing part of me. Wonderful bday, my angel. I love you very much.

Happy Bday to the one I love and will love simply for being the one, that one!

Wonderful Birthday and thanks for the wonderful time you have given me!

For the way you jest with your hands, the way you make that look, the way you strangely move, for these small big things, I love and will love you! Best Birthday!

Best birthday, my sunshine! Thank you for brightening up my every day. I love you.

  

Before I met you, I did not really believe in soul mates. But why is that when I first met you, I felt my soul complete. For the first time in my life, I felt my comfortable and relaxed around someone. You always bring out the best in me. Thanks for everything. I hope you’ll have a birthday as awesome as you are.

To my own personal chef, my nurse, and my partner in crime, I wish you all the best in life. May your patience be longer and understanding be wider. I know I’m not the best girlfriend but you are the best boyfriend. I am so blessed to have been loved by you. Happy birthday, boo. I love you, forever.

Thank you for putting up with all my craziness and stuff. Wonderful bday, love!

I was asked ‘when is your favorite time of the day?’ I did not have to think about it, I immediately answered ‘at night, when I am next to him and we are about to sleep’. I love you, sweetheart. I can’t imagine how I will go through all these stuff without you. Happy birthday, handsome. I’ll wait for you on our bed tonight.

  

You were a dream come true, a wish granted. You are the love of my life. And you are the best person I have ever met. Best bday, love! May you continue to spread kindness and love to the people around you.

I could not ask for a better lover than you. Best bday, love!

Wonderful bday to the most special lady in my life. Thank you for understanding my shortcomings and for taking care of me. You are the strongest lady I know, it’s obvious because you can handle me. Happy birthday! I love you.

I hope to see you, not your face, your body, but you, for another 100 years as you are!

This is the day when you came here to complete my puzzle! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to the person that has made my life feel like a warm breeze in time!

In this special day, I would like you to know that I love the crying you, the sad you, the one who makes those ugly faces, all of you!

I may be miles away from you but I sent all my love to where you are right now. Have a great party later! Enjoy your day. Wonderful birthday!

Happy bday, dear! Can’t wait to see you wearing my gift (or nothing, it’s your choice). I love you. Have a great party!

Let’s have fun today, it’s your birthday! Stay fun and awesome. I love you just the way you are.

I wish this day will be as exciting as my life since you came into my world. Happy birthday!

May the Lord grant you all the desires of your heart. You deserve it. Happy bday, dear!

Cakes and sweets are not enough to express how much you mean to me. (So I did not buy you a cake. Kidding) I love you with all my heart. Wonderful birthday!

You are expecting a ‘best birthday’ message, right? But no, this is a message about how much I love you and how much I want to be with you until the end of time. This is a message of how great you are as a person, as a daughter/son, and as my partner in life. This is a message of how the world is entirely different when you are not around. This is a message of how you truly deserve to be happy today, your special day, the only day you are looking forward to every year. This is a message of me saying, have a fantastic birthday, my love!

It is not that easy finding the words to tell you how much you mean to me. I really wanted to tell you that I am madly in love with you and that, I am wishing that you will spend all of your future birthdays with me. But I can’t seem to express it so I will just say ‘wonderful bday!’ instead.

For you, there’s nothing impossible. You can do anything as long as you put your mind into it. I really admire how motivated you are and how you are also motivating others to do the same. I really admire how you always made me feel better and made me trust myself again. I know you are not a superhero but you really have some kind of a superpower. To my superhero, the love of my life, best bday!

Hope to give you the happiness you deserve, or at least just a bit of what you have given me! Best Bday!

I want to pass your next 100 birthdays, and my next 99 ones, the same way, with you!

Wonderful Bday to the person that made me realize that love can be simple, calm, gentle, strong and turbulent at the same time!

Nothing can be more difficult than to part ways with you! Hope to get to be by your side forever!

Best Birthday to the person with whom I can refuge, relax and show my ugliest self knowing that I am loved!

Wherever you are, wherever you go, know that I am always wishing for your happiness and safety. I may not always be around, this long distance relationship may have been torturing us, but be assured that my love for you will never change. Wonderful birthday, sweetheart! Sending you cuddles and kisses from NYC.

From the moment I met you, I told myself ‘You will be mine’. And now, you are. I cannot thank enough the heavens above for granting my only wish. You are the best gift I have ever received. I hope my gift is (even a tiny bit) as awesome as you are. I hope I made you happy with my little surprise. Happy bday, cowboy!

You often told me that you prefer dirty over cheesy messages. Since it is your birthday, I will grant your wish. Pee, poop, poo. There you go, happy bday!

We fell in love in the most unexpected situation. Nobody believed in the love we had back then, it was just you and me. But we did not stop believing that we will make it. It may not be an easy road but we are here. We proved to them that we can, and for that I loved you even more. Wonderful birthday to the best partner I ever had.

Best Birthday to the person who have shown me that even forever can feel short with the right person!

I could never have thought that a person could be this happy just from knowing there is someone thinking of him! Wonderful Bday!

Best Bday to the person that shows me I can be better every day, every second!

Another 100 years to the person who could listen to the song no one else could!

Best Bday! I want to scream to the world that today, some little time ago, it gave life to two people not one, to both of us!

Wonderful Bday to the person who knows all of me and somehow still loves me!

I hope to see our life together when older, since I know it will be as happy as this if we are together! Best Birthday!

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To a love that is better than any I have ever known, happy birthday my dear. I wish you nothing but everything your heart desires and more.

To a love who always brings a smile to my day and to my heart, I wish you the happiest of birthdays today and many more yet to come.

To a dear love on your birthday, you mean more to me than I can put into words now. Just know that I love you infinitely, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

My hugs and kisses today go out to you on your birthday occasion, I hope it brings you much joy because you deserve it for all the love that you give to others selflessly. My dear, may you birthday occasion be one that’s full of light and love.

I hope that your birthday is more special than ever, sending you all of my love my dearest. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to the one who stole my heart, you still give me butterflies when I think of you. Couldn’t imagine walking this path in life without you by my side.

To the one who makes it worth while getting up in the morning, my heart is yours forever. My one true love, I wish you the biggest and best birthday of all.

My love for you knows no bounds and I am sending you nothing but light today on your special occasion. May your day be filled with wine, chocolate, gifts, cake, and lots of love. I am here to help make all of your dreams come true, happy birthday baby.

There is no love that is more beautiful, kind, or inspiring, than the love which you have shown me. I give you my heart forever my love, and on your birthday today I wish you nothing but pure joy.

Putting a smile on someone's face is one of the best things you can do for them on their birthday. Here are some short and funny birthday wishes you can use.

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Choosing a birthday card is just half the battle; now you have to think of something funny to write inside. We’ve scoured the internet, searched our own cards and trawled thousands of ideas to bring you a list of the 69 funniest things you can say inside your card. From the rude and offensive to the cheeky and light-hearted messages, simply choose your favourite and pass it off as your own. You’re welcome!

General Funny Birthday Wishes

1. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
2. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
3. Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
4. May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
5. On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
6. You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
7. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
8. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!
9. Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
10. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
11. Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night 😉
12. Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
13. Congratulations on getting slightly older!
14. Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

Old Age Jokes

1. Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me 
2. Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!
3. Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…
4. If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.
5. Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!
6. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!
7. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!
8. Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!
9. As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
10. Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.
11. We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public.
12. Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!
13. I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.
14. Just remember the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you’ll get! Now who’s laughing?
15. Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!
16. Remember that age is just a number… just a really, REALLY high one in your case!
17. I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.

Rude Birthday Messages

1. Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else’s bed…
2. I hope you have a happy annual celebration of escaping from your mum’s uterus. I wish that you may never again have to return to your dark underwater prison.
3. Birthdays are like bogeys. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
4. I hope your birthday is better than walking through a fart with your mouth open.
5. Since it’s your birthday, I’ll let you leave the lights on.
6. May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.
7. I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world, naked and screaming!
8. Some say that age is just a number. I say that’s bullsh**. I mean, you’re getting really old. Happy birthday anyway.
9. Happy birthday… congratulations on now being of the age where understand the horror of waking yourself up with your own fart!
10. You might be old, but you’re still a d***.
11. Older and wiser… but still a bit of a pr***.
12. I didn’t know where to start on your birthday present so I thought I’d trawl the internet. After a couple of hours I found some really good stuff. But then I remembered I was supposed to be finding you a birthday present and it was too late. Sorry!
13. Have a mucking farvellous birthday!
14. Some things are better with age. Too bad you aren’t one of them.

Sarcastic Birthday Messages

1. You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday.
2. I couldn’t think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card… you’re too boring…
3. I hope your birthday is better than the card I sent you…
4. Seriously, I don’t know how many more of your birthdays I can handle.
5. Another year older… and you still can’t grow a beard.
6. If I made fun of how many years old you are, it would be beyond funny.
7. Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.
8. Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity; you are truly an inspiration.
9. Happy birthday! Here is a piece of card to show you how little I care…
10. What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. At least have fun doing it!
11. Life was meant to be celebrated more often than just one day a year. Man, you’re missing opportunities the other 364 days!
12. I decided to keep having birthdays because it beats the alternative… Death.

Belated Birthday Wishes

1. I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that’s who. Happy belated birthday!
2. I’m sorry my birthday wishes are belated—I honestly didn’t think you’d live this long. Happy birthday!
3. Sorry I wasn’t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!
4. It’s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you’re growing old, and that I totally forgot… Happy belated birthday!
5. You’re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because I’m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!
6. It wasn’t my fault… Facebook forgot to remind me about your birthday!
7. It’s so tough to believe that you are getting older, that I decided to wish you happy birthday late this year.
8. Sorry I missed your birthday… hopefully you’ll have another one next year…

Funny Birthday Quotes

1. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.
2. Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.
3. Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.
4. There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.
5. Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.
6. The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.
7. Getting older is just part of life… and the other parts are even worse.
8. The older you get, the more disoriented your hair gets. Once it leaves your head, it seems to get lost.

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15+ Romantic Birthday Messages

  1. Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.
  2. Being in love doesn’t make me happy. It’s being in love with you year after year that does the trick.
  3. One tree can start a forest, One smile can make a friend, One touch can show us love and care, And you make my life worth living, dear!
  4. My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you.
  5. Darling, you are a wonderful bloom in a beautiful garden where only true love grows! Wishing you a brilliant Birthday!
  6. When we’re together or when we’re apart, you’re first in my thoughts and first in my heart. Have a wonderful birthday.
  7. Did you hear a light tap on your shoulder this midnight? It wasn’t Santa Claus, it was me wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
  8. I’m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you.
  9. Happy birthday my dearest and sweetest, not a day goes by when I do not think of you and how empty my life would be if you were not here.
  10. I wish I could attach my heart to this Birthday wish. That’s how much you mean to me. I wish you always be happy and I’ll do everything to make you so.
  11. It’s always a treat to wish a happy birthday to someone so sweet.
  12. Falling in love with you was easy. Staying in love with you is easier. Happy birthday. I can’t wait until next year.
  13. It’s not important that this day is your birthday. It’s important that every day is your day and you are mine!
  14. With each year I’ll love you more. Remember that your best years are still ahead of you and I’ll be there for every up down and in between.
  15. Sometimes words are hard to find to form that perfect line to let you know you are always on my mind. Happy birthday dear!
  16. Dance as though no one is watching you, Love as though you have never loved before, Sing as though no one can hear you, Live as though heaven is on earth! I Wish you a very warm and Happy Birthday!
  17. It must have been a rainy day when you were born because the heavens were crying because it lost its most beautiful angel.
  18. It takes only a few seconds to say I love you but it will take me an entire lifetime to show you how much.

Need some ideas on how to plan a romantic birthday party or surprise? Here they are!

Romantic Birthday Ideas

For HER

  • make sure the date is free of any obligations to see family or already booked birthday outings. If she already planned something you didn’t know, book another day that you can spend just two of you together
  • find out what she likes – especially if it’s a new relationship, you need to get this right! What’s her favourite food, what does she like to watch, listen to, what are her hobbies etc
  • nice personalised card with some romantic birthday messages is a good start – but don’t forget to upgrade to a beautiful bunch of flowers from SerenataFlowers.com, something every woman is wishing for her birthday
  • if you make a plan, try to find a way to combine it with other activities – for example if you’re going to the theater for show, you might want to go and have a dinner in a good restaurant before, and after the show you could find some romantic places for an evening walk
  • if you’re thinking about the timing of giving her the birthday gift, here are few options: if the birthday falls on weekday, it’s great to surprise her straight in the morning, for example with birthday flowers delivery to her office, and then leave the main gift for the evening. If you’re celebrating all weekend, leave the gift until later on the day as the highlight of the celebrations

Gift Ideas for her:

  • flowers, chocolate , and wine, or combination of all of these (see SerenataFlowers.com)
  • a romantic weekend away just for two of you
  • lingerie – if you’re feeling confident about your choices and her taste
  • perfume
  • experience day – balloon ride and similar
  • surprise birthday party
  • night in an expensive hotel with some spa treatments
  • pampering afternoon at the salon
  • cook homemade dinner for her, including dessert
  • prepare a gift hunt for her
  • send her chocolate hamper to work (see SerenataFlowers.com)
  • handmade card with your own photos
  • if you have kids, prepare something together with the kids as a gift from the whole family

For HIM

  • ask around to see if he made any arrangements to see anyone on his birthday
  • if you’re in a new relationship, it may be difficult to get the right present or organize something with his friends, if you don’t know all of them. Try to ask him either directly, or find out from the friends you know what does he like
  • men are generally of adventurous nature, so preparing a gift hunt for him will make things exciting
  • if you’re planning a surprise birthday party, you can combine it with leaving out clues around the house that will reveal the venue of his birthday party

Gift Ideas for Him:

  • home-cooked dinner with his favourite dessert
  • grooming kit
  • personalized cufflinks
  • lazy weekend away
  • gadgets
  • experience day – like driving a Ferrari
  • rent a nice car and have a road trip for the weekend
  • champagne
  • wine or beer hamper delivered straight to the door as a surprise (visit SerenataFlowers.com)

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  • Happy birthday sweetheart, I don’t have to ask how old you are today. I have always known the answer from the beginning. It’s +1.
  • Dear sweetheart, I wish you long life and prosperity. But of course, the long life is only on one condition, that you do not use any anti-aging cream…the only way to live long is to age. And, I’m happy you’re doing it gracefully.

Happy Birthday! I’m pretty sure that of all the birthday wishes you get, mine will be the wishiest!

  • Happy birthday, my dear wife. I pray you should start counting your blessings from now on, nothing but your blessings, and not your wrinkles.
  • Sweetheart, today, we’re not blowing off the candles on your cake. Instead, we’re going to fan the flame, so that the fire of love in our marriage will be kindled more and more. Happy birthday, my very sweet baby.
  • My love, each year, you’re a year younger for me, not a year older. You should always remember this. Happy birthday, my luv.
  • Do you know what special gift I have for you on this special day? I will place 30 hot kisses on your lips to celebrate your 30th birthday. But, the problem is, your lips may end up burning up before I plant the 30th kiss. Happy birthday, honey.
  • I planned a special get-away with you on this special day. But, that doesn’t mean we are getting away forever. I still want us to come back to our home where we have sweet memories.
  • Sweetie, may you live as old as Methuselah… If you say amen, it means you may end up not having any tooth eventually. How about that? Happy birthday, my sweet love.
  • My beautiful wife, going out to the cinema today is a waste of time. You are the best movie I want to keep watching all day long. So, let’s stay in-doors, just the two of us, to celebrate your birthday.
  • I have just one special wish on this special day, that nothing but death will separate us…If possible, not even death should part us because I still want to marry you when we die.

Happy Birthday, babe! Don’t worry about getting older. We’re still gonna do dump shit, only slower.

  • Please, don’t be the one to ask for a birthday gift today. Let me be the one to ask from you instead – can you wear a skimpy and sexy cloth for me…just for me? I already know your answer – a BIG YES!
  • You’re my heart, my wife, my lover, my pet…Don’t get that wrong, you’re not my dog pet, my real and special pet. Happy birthday, love.
  • Happy birthday to my beautiful and grey-haired wife! Sweetheart, I’m not mocking you. Grey-hair is a crown of glory! So, your grey-hair is adding a crown to your glory.
  • My sweetie, there’s no better way to celebrate your birthday but to make sweet love to you all night long.
  • Happy birthday day my love. I want to make a wish on your behalf; that you will not nag about my smelling feet from this day onwards.
  • Honey, don’t even think of blowing off candles today. At 40, we will definitely need a trailer-load of candles and a lorry-size cake that can take all those candles. Happy 40th birthday to my dearest wife.
  • My love, as you’re getting older, you tend to be looking more graceful. If growing older is what it takes to get you looking more graceful, then I pray that you get older everyday…happy birthday.

Happy Birthday, wife! At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.

  • Dear wife, don’t be worried about wrinkles as you grow older. I have the antidote for wrinkles, it is called ‘paste a smile on your face always’. Smile is the best facial makeover and the most effective anti-aging cream.
  • With 30 candles to blow off on your birthday cake honey, we had better get 30 fire-extinguishers for 30 people who can do the job. Happy birthday, my one and only.
  • My love, you know I love you so much, that includes even if all your teeth are gone by reason of old age. At least, you have me to eat your own portion of meat. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday, wife! Let’s go wild.

  • My dear wife, you’ve been there for me through thick and thin. And, as a result, I don’t mind dying for you. But, don’t ask for a physical proof of that…I’m not ready to die yet. Happy birthday, my loving wife.
  • Sweetheart, you will forever be my wife – in life and in death. But, that’s if there’s marriage after death. Happy birthday, honey.
  • Happy birthday my sweet love. I don’t want you to get all worked up about wrinkles as you age. I will still love you more, wrinkles or no pimples. Remember, the marriage pledge was for better or for worse, and that includes wrinkles and pimplesJ
  • I was thinking of a very suitable birthday gift for you. Since you love candies more than real food, I decided to order a trailer load of it as my special birthday gift to you. Happy birthday, my sweet candy wife.
  • Happy birthday, dear wife. You are my wife for life, and my wife in death…So, do you mind dying with me when my time to die comes? Hmmm, I guess you’re shaking your head negatively.

Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar: Young no mo.


 

Happy Birthday! Like fine wine we get better with age… or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine!


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