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How many friends' birthday can you remember without being notified by Facebook or some other social media? If the answer is zero, you.

Updated: June 8, 2019 /Home » Quotes [ Lesson for Life ]

How many friends’ birthday can you remember without being notified by Facebook or some other social media? If the answer is zero, you probably have no good friends. To know if you have any good buddies, turn off your own birthday notification, tell Facebook not to remind your friends and observe the number of wishes you will be receiving.

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Anyway, here are 33 funny birthday pictures and images for your very good buddies on Facebook, share and tag them.


Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I’m touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow.


Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later.


Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.


Your birthday means so much to me I’ve taken time out of doing nothing to send this.


Happy Birthday to someone I care about enough to not ignore their birthday reminder on Facebook.


Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year.


Congratulations on successful not becoming a teen mom.


Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.


May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.


Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world.


Let’s see Jurassic World for your birthday so you can feel like less of a dinosaur.


Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother’s V.


Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.


I wish there was an even lazier way than social media to wish you a happy birthday.


I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.


Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications day.


May you live to be so old that people actually question if you are the walking dead.


Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.


Just wanted to wish you an extremely early happy birthday so I can get back to thinking about myself.


Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.


I find it hard to believe your entire body was in a uterus at one point.


May you live so long your entire body resembles a scrotum.


Two secrets on your Birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.


Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus.


I’d bake you a cake today if I knew how to use an oven.


I searched a long time to find the perfect birthday card for you but ended up just sending this.


I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.


If you were a dog you’d be dead by now.


Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.


Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind you that my birthday is coming up soon.


May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked.


Thanks to all who posted birthday wishes to my Facebook page and making me look more popular than I really am.


Happy birthday to someone I think about almost as much as I think about myself.


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Happy Birthday Wishes for Husband

100+ Birthday Wishes for Husband to write in cards or use on social media, including heartfelt, romantic, and funny messages, and image quotes.

Are you wondering "what can I write in my husband's birthday card?" Don't panic! Whether your looking for a sentimental message expressing the love you feel for your husband, or a funny birthday wish to make him laugh, we hope you are inspired by our large collection of message ideas and husband quotes.

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Last updated: May 27, 2019.

Short & Sweet Birthday Wishes for Husband

Short, sweet, & cute happy birthday messages for your husband that work well as a text message, short greeting card message, or best of all on a note accompanying a box of chocolates!

Happy Birthday my Handsome Man!

The best part of every day is sharing it with a husband I love. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. Let's make some mischief today and every day!

Happy Birthday to my favorite adventurer. I never would have gone so many places without you. Now hurry up and let's get planning for the next one!

There isn't enough wrapping paper in the world to contain all the love I have for you. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!

Happy Birthday to the only person I ever want to grow old and cranky with! Let's go shoo squirrels off the porch!

Cheers! It's your birthday! Let's party like when we first met.

If this were a book, you would be the Prince. If it were a movie, you would be the Hero. But, since this is our life, you are my everything. Happy Birthday Love.

I wish you a totally perfect day for a perfect husband. Happy Birthday, Honey.

Happy Birthday, Sweetheart. Thanks for brightening my days.

Riches? Money? I have everything I need, because I have a husband with a heart of gold! Happy Birthday, My Love.

Happy birthday to my super-awesome, wonderful, outrageously funny, handsome and charming husband!

You're my husband, my daily companion, and my best friend. Happy Birthday! Let's make every day this good.

My amazing husband, you've been working so hard. Today, take a seat, grab a beer, and get ready to enjoy some of my amazing cake. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to my husband. You're the best thing in this world. It's true. I can't imagine my life without you. Now, let's get this party started!

To my wonderful husband, I fell in love with your sense of fun. I always admire the way you can make friends with everyone we meet. You bring smiles to every occasion. Today, I hope your birthday is full laughter and good times!

Your special day is here! A day when you are presented with stacks of gifts, a fabulous cake, and more drinks than you can handle! It's all about you, Hubby, so be sure to have lots of fun!

Happy Birthday to my bright-eyed husband. No matter how old you're turning, you'll always be young at heart.
All my love,

Happy Birthday to my husband! Whatever journey the year ahead brings, I'm so lucky to share it with you.

You're so much fun to be married to. I love every day of our life together, especially this one! Happy Birthday!

Some days you're a my hero. Other days, you're my knight in shining armor. But today you're the king of the cake! Happy Birthday!


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Heartfelt Birthday Wishes for Husband

Express your love and appreciation to your husband with one of these sentimental and heartfelt birthday wishes for husbands.

Every day, you are my companion, my comforter, and my friend. I am so blessed to have and to hold you as my husband. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays only come once a year, but you bring me happiness every single day. I'm so glad that you're here to share my life with me. Happy Birthday!

Wishing a happy birthday to the man whom I love the very most. This is for giving me so many wonderful memories, and I know many more yet to come!

ADMIRATION, ASPIRATION, and INSPIRATION. You motivate me daily. Happy Birthday Husband!

Happy Birthday, My Love. I offer my biggest and best wishes to your health and happiness. I can't imagine making it through this world without you.

From the moment I met you, I knew that I wanted to share my life with you. I am so lucky to have found such a loving and caring man. You've always been there for me, and I can't imagine it any other way. Happy Birthday to my love and my best friend!

Strength, feeling, integrity, kindness, and goodness. You check all the boxes and then some. The longer I know you, the more I find to appreciate. To me, there's no one else on earth more genuine and precious than you. Happy Birthday, My Love.

I may not have been your first date, your first kiss, your first love, or even your first marriage. I just want to be your last everything. Happy Birthday, My Love.

Dear husband, Every year I wish you the best. The best outcomes and opportunities, the best health and wellness, and all the hope, love, and happiness in the world. Every year we have our ups and downs - more ups than downs. The low points we weather together. The high points we enjoy all the more at each other's side. So here's to another year and another Happy Birthday. I wish you all the best! With Love, Your Wife.

Happy Birthday! The day you became my husband was the happiest day of my life. I love you with all my heart and always will. Today I send wishes for a birthday that is as wonderful as you, My Love.

I rely on you so much - for your wisdom, strength, encouragement, and belief in me. And for your love. Today and everyday you can rely on me too! Happy Birthday Husband!

I believe in you. You have amazing dreams and the ability to make them happen. There's nothing you can't do! You have so many amazing qualities and gifts. And I know you can do whatever you set your mind to. Happy Birthday, let make these wishes come true!

Thank you for shaping so many incredible memories with me. Those are the best gifts I've ever received. Our life together is full of surprise and laughter. I firmly believe that the best is yet to come. Here's to a beautiful future together, and may your birthday be filled with contentment and delight!

Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with light, your lungs with laughter, and your eyes with merriment. All I wish for today is to see you happy and loved, dear Husband. You're worth every effort.

These next two birthday wishes for husbands are cute little poems about how much you and your husband go well together!

You are the icing to my cake,
the peanut to my butter,
the twinkle in my eye,
the blue in my sky,
the bumble to my bee,
the spring in my step,
the beat of my heart.
Happy Birthday to the love of my life!

You are the sugar to my spice,
the sun to my moon,
the best to my friend,
the sweet to my sour,
the up to my down,
the laugh to my cry,
the fairy to my tale.
Happy Birthday to my other half!


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Romantic Birthday Wishes for Husband with Love

Romantic and heart-felt birthday wishes for husbands that you can use as a starting point to write a personalized message to your husband to tell him just how much you love and care about him.

It's the best thing in life, when you find someone who knows all your flaws, has seen all your mistakes, someone who can account for each of your weaknesses, and, all the while, still think that you're absolutely amazing. Happy Birthday Husband!

Happy Birthday, to the man whose kiss changed my life forever!

Every day, you make me feel like I'm falling in love with you for the first time over and over again. Today is no exception. Happy Birthday, it's a good day to fall in love!

After all this time, I still can't keep my hands off you. You're hotter than the candles on the cake. Happy Birthday, Sexy Man!

I love you so much more today than I did yesterday, and that's not even a tenth of how much I'll love you tomorrow. My love for you grows daily. Happy Birthday, Husband.

Every part of me loves every bit of you. Happy Birthday, My Love.

To my wonderful husband, I never believed in soulmates until I met you. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! I fell in love with your brilliant smile and contagious laugh. Tonight, my husband, let's see you smiling and laughing like the day we fell in love. Here's to you!

A Toast to My Husband: You're my best friend, my confidant, the love of my life. I can't wait to celebrate you. Happy Birthday!

My Love, I can't possibly fit on this card all the reasons I love you. I appreciate so many things about you - your strength, your sense of calm, your character, integrity, and passion, your sense of humor and how fun you are. I could go on and on... Happy Birthday Husband, my love for you knows no bounds.

I love your smile, your kiss, your touch, and every little thing you do. Happy birthday to my wonderful, sexy husband. With all my love,

I still remember the moment when we looked into each others' eyes and said I love you for the first time. Every day feels just like that, especially today. Happy Birthday, I love you.

I kissed this birthday card a millions times before I mailed it to you. I hope you feel my love no matter how far apart we are. Happy Birthday, My Love.

Your frown, your smile, your jokes, your quirks, your talents, your vices, good and bad, I love everything about you. Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

I am your leading lady, and you are my leading man. I am your Jane, and you are my Tarzan. I am your wife, and you are my perfect 10 husband. Happy Birthday Darling!

When I am with you, I am at peace. With you, I feel beautiful and perfect. Your warmth lights up my universe. I love you so much. Have a wonderful birthday!


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Birthday Wishes for Husband and Father

Is your husband also a great Dad? These next birthday wishes for husbands are written to thank your hubby for being such a wonderful dad and let him know that you really appreciate that side of him too!

It takes a man of gentleness, patience, strength, and compassion to set the fine example of fatherhood that you have. Happy Birthday to my handsome husband and the sweet father of my children.

My dreams have been quite simple:
1) Marry the right man.
2) Have beautiful children with him.
Happy Birthday to my amazing husband. Thank you for making my dreams come true!

Happy Birthday. Each year that passes is another opportunity for me to let you know what an amazing husband and father you are!

Happy Birthday! You're a caring father, a trusted friend, and most important of all, a wonderful husband. Enjoy your celebration to the fullest!

The kids are so lucky to have you as an example and inspiration in their lives.

Happy Birthday to the coolest dad, most loving husband, and most amazing person in the world! You never stop making us smile. Every day is a better with you in it. Thank you for all the fun!

Happy Birthday to my partner in crime! Thanks for always having my back and never ratting me out to our kids.

Husband + Father = Superhero. Happy Birthday to the best dad and husband we could ever ask for!

Happy Birthday to my husband, the father of my children, and the provider for the family. Thanks for devoting your life to our happiness and wellbeing.

Happy Birthday to an amazing husband and daddy! We love you.

The only thing better than having you as my husband is our children having you as their dad. Happy Birthday Love!


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Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband

These funny birthday wishes for husbands are a relaxed and fun way of wishing your husband a great day on his birthday! But remember, only you know how he'll react to being teased about growing older... you've been warned!

Most of the year you spoil me. Today, it's payback time! Happy Birthday, Hon.

Hey Hubby, for your birthday, I wanted to wish you the very best possible. Then I remembered... you already have me. So no need. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass! I love you.

For my husband! You ask me why I love you. Well, you're handsome, brilliant, clean, fastidious. But most of all, you're never home... Well, you know what they say, 'Distance makes the heart grow fonder.' Happy Birthday!

I'm so glad that we'll grow old together. Especially since you'll always have the head start. Happy Birthday, Love!

A yearly reminder, dear Husband, to be careful about laughing about my choices. After all, you're one of them. Happy Birthday!

Sometimes, I wonder how you put up with me. Then, I remember that I put up with you too. That means we're even! Happy Birthday to a husband, companion, and best friend!

Happy Birthday to a magical husband. You turned me to goo with your wizardly smile all those years ago, and I gotta say you still have that magic touch!

From our first drink together to our last, I'll never regret sharing a table with you. Happy Birthday, Husband!

You may not have the hero-physique, strength, or endurance, but no one takes out the garbage quite like you! Happy Birthday to a Super Husband!

Here's to a husband who still likes to embrace his inner bad boy... without ever leaving the couch. Happy Birthday!

Marriage is all about teamwork: We talk, we discuss the options, then we both agree to do it my way! But it's your lucky day, since I threw you this awesome party! Happy Birthday!

For some reason, when I go birthday shopping for you, I end up finding a lot more gifts for myself. Your birthdays are always really expensive, but you're worth it. Happy Birthday Hubby!

Husband, you are like mac-n-cheese. So very cheesy, but also so very comforting. Today let's relax and enjoy your birthday!

Honey, did you ever realize that you're just like a red pepper, you get spicier with every year. Happy Birthday to my feisty husband!


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Birthday Quotes for Husband

A curated collection of famous quotes about husbands, about love, and about the friendship they bring to our lives. The love quotes would especially work well as part of a birthday wish for your husband.

If I know what love is, it is because of you.
~ Herman Hesse

You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
~ Leo Christopher

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
~ B. R. Ambedkar

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!
~ Lydia M. Child

Everyone can be a father, but it takes a lot to be a dad.
~ Wade Boggs

Being a good husband and father. That's the most important thing I'm going to do on this earth.
~ Shawn Michaels

You could add: You have both of those boxes checked, so sit back, relax, and let us spoil you for your birthday!

I have a best friend as a husband, and he is my number one supporter. He's a family man, and he's always giving back to God. That is what makes him a beautiful man. We're not perfect by any means, but that makes us beautiful as well.
~ Tamera Mowry

My husband and I are best of friends, first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him. He is, in every way, my soulmate.
~ Carnie Wilson

I love my husband very much. I knew it was real true love because I felt like I could be myself around that person. Your true, true innermost authentic self, the stuff you don't let anyone else see, if you can be that way with that person, I think that that's real love.
~ Idina Menzel

You never know what the future holds, so I am just enjoying being happy, healthy, and having my wonderful husband by my side.
~ Olivia Newton-John

I wanted to tell you that wherever I am, whatever happens, I'll always think of you, and the time we spent together, as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again if I had the choice. No regrets.
~ Cynthia Hand

I knew the second I met you that there was something about you I needed. Turns out it wasn't something about you at all. It was just you.
~ Jamie McGuire

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
~ Sarah Dessen

My husband and I always have fun together in everything we do. Some people call me crazy, but the reality is that I enjoy spending each second with him. He is not just my husband - he is my rock and my very best friend.
~ Joyce Giraud


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Image Quotes with Birthday Wishes for Husband

Image quotes with birthday wishes for your husband that you can send on social media and in text messages to say an extra special Happy Birthday to your husband!

You're not getting older... just more distinguished! Happy Birthday!


You know you're getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife. Happy Birthday!


It's your birthday, let's get up to some mischief!


Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy Birthday!


I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday and then I remembered that you already have me.
Happy Birthday!


Better "over the hill' than under it. Happy Birthday!


Getting older has some benefits. Call it a "senior moment" and you can get away with pretty much anything!


Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Mark Twain


As men get older, the toys get more expensive.
~ Marvin Davis


Happy Birthday.


Happy Birthday.



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  • Funny Birthday Wishes to make them smile! Birthdays are joyful occasions! Being able to laugh about situations is a good thing! Read, share and make them.

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    Birthdays are joyful occasions! They mark dates in which special people came into this world. The best people that one can be associated with are the ones who appreciate funny things in life. Being able to laugh about situations, even the fact that one is getting older, is a good thing! It is the sign of someone who knows how to handle different occurrences and has a great sense of humor! Of course, teasing should always be handled with care, because you wouldn’t like to hurt anyone’s feelings, let alone on their birthday…

    To celebrate the special people you associate with who know not to take life too seriously, one must send them messages that are funny. Located here are messages you can send to friends, women, and men that are humorous and commemorate their special days in the light-hearted ways that suit their personalities.

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    Hilarious Birthday Messages for Friends

    • When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!
    • Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!
    • Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!
    • Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
    • If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
    • Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
    • Happy Birthday to a friend, who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
    • Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!
    • Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
    • On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
    • Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
    • Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
    • Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!
    • As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like always use Bengay!
    • Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!
    • Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!
    • Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!
    • Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!
    • Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!
    • Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!
    • Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other stalkers on the web who call themselves your ‘friends’ too.
    • I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.
    • Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!
    • We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two bitches who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.
    • Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.

     

    Absurd Birthday Messages for a Woman

    • May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!
    • Cheers to a woman who has been thirty, fifty times!
    • Happy Birthday, to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!
    • You are no longer a young woman. That’s all I got!
    • Wishing you the very best! Goodness, woman! You are really old! I mean, really, really…
    • When you were born, the sun shone…for the very first time!
    • Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!
    • Cheers to a woman who rises above others! In age and amount of wrinkles!
    • Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ‘birth date’ field alone.
    • Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!
    • Now, you can tell me what it’s like to be the oldest woman there is!
    • Today, avoid all mirrors! You don’t want to see that old lady!
    • Cheers to a woman who has dyed her gray hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!
    • Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!
    • There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!
    • Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!
    • You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!
    • Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!)
    • Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!
    • Cheers to a woman who stays young! (Only because she lies about her age) Best wishes!

    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for a Man

    • Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway!
    • Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!
    • Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today, is no different!
    • Your beard may be gray, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake!
    • Here is hoping that toupee and girdle works out for you! Happy Birthday, old man!
    • A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs!
    • Happy Birthday, to a man who has witnessed great things! Invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing…
    • Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!
    • Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!
    • On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!
    • Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded!
    • Today is a day to ask important questions! Like, why are you so old?
    • Cheers to a man who thinks he is still thinks he is young, but isn’t! You have really embraced delusion!
    • As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are!
    • Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive?
    • If someone doesn’t acknowledge your age, then that person is not really looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!
    • Happy Birthday, to a man who is old and gray! So old and so gray!
    • Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!
    • Happy Birthday, man! Remember nothing is promised! Like the amount of aches that you will get!

     

    Hilarious Birthday Messages for your Sister

    • Do you know the similarity between you and a cow? Well, just the face. Happy birthday, dear sister. May you moo till the end of times.
    • I thought of doing some charity today, and you are the nearest mentally-ill person I could find. So, happy birthday, sweet sister! Now keep smiling like you are doing right now.
    • You are very gifted person; in a race of two people, you would always be the first runner up. So, a very happy birthday to you, sis. May your talents keep shining like this always.
    • I have always said you were ‘special’, because the term ‘retards’ is politically incorrect. But anyway, I love the way you are. Happy birthday, little sister.
    • You remember how mother used to say to keep our mouths shut unless we had something good to say? Well, it appears I can only say one thing, since the rest would be horse shit: Happy birthday, sis.
    • You never seem to age you bitch, so let me remind you how old you really are: you’re old enough to drink, young enough to get pregnant, and just the right age to make something of yourself. So by all means, hurry up before it’s too late! Oh, and, as they say, many happy returns.

     

    Funny Happy Birthday Messages for your Brother

    • This is one of the few days when you can come out of the jungle and act like humans. To celebrate that, I wish you a very happy birthday.
    • I am happy for you today, even though you are adopted and were found in a bin. Wishing you a very happy and prosperous birthday, bro.
    • A wise man said “we hurt only those who we love”. This is probably why I beat you all the times. Happy birthday, brother. May your bones heal soon.
    • It really doesn’t matter that you are ugly, stupid and useless. For me, you will always be family. Happy  birthday, brother.
    • Dear bro, I know we don’t always get along, I mean, except when we’re both wasted, but I really want to wish you a very happy birthday. So, I brought beer. You’re welcome.
    • Hey brother, you’re very welcome. You have such a great sister in me, no wonder you turned out so awesome! Have the best birthday ever. We both deserve it.
    • Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time- I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.
    • Stellar, rock star, rad, amazing, super awesome, gorgeous- wait, who are we talking about? Oh sorry, that was me. But you’re pretty cool too, bro. Have a very special birthday!
    • Wishing happy birthday to a bro who reminds me of the lil’ sister I never got. You came really close.

     

    Ludicrous Birthday Messages for your Husband

    • My dear husband, science says that women live longer than men. Since you have lesser birthdays than me, I hope to make each one of them special. Happy birthday, darling.
    • Despite the numerous times you forgot to wish me on my birthday, I have a kind heart and pure soul. So, being gracious enough, I wish you a very happy birthday. May God bless you with a better memory and make you always find your car keys.
    • During our marriage, you promised that we will share everything with me. So I bought you an expensive makeup kit, which you can later share with me. Happy birthday, my love.
    • You have always been the best husband ever. Apart from the fact you are ungrateful, careless, lazy, pompous, dim-witted and too short. Apart from that, you are just perfect. Happy birthday, honey.
    • Hey old man, I knew when I met you that you’d be the best father, grandpa, and husband I could have asked for. So far, you’ve proven me wrong. Let’s just say you’re not the best, but you’re pretty close.
    • Babe, as you blow the candles out and make a wish today, I know your wish is for us both to be happy together. So, let’s go on that vacation I’ve always wanted.

     

    Funny Birthday Quotes for your Wife

    • So, today is the day you get one more year older. Shouldn’t it be the right time to finally tell me your exact age? Anyway, happy birthday, my love. May you remain this beautiful forever.
    • You keep getting more beautiful with each year passing. For this, I have to give my gratitude to your beautician. Happy birthday, darling. May the cosmetics be with you.
    • Wishing a very happy birthday to the women who taught me to say “sorry” without any apparent reason. Stay the way you are (or maybe, be a little less like a Ninja Turtle, if possible).
    • Today is your great day. I do not want to ruin it by telling you that your food is overcooked and lacks taste, or that you create more mess than I did when I was 5 years old. So, I would simply like to tell you that you are an amazing wife. Happy birthday, my love.
    • Honey, today on your birthday don’t lift a finger. Don’t worry about the messy house or the dishes. It will all be there tomorrow.
    • Wishing a very happy birthday to my WIFE- sexy date for life. I love you with all my heart (and butt).
    • Babe, did you hear? Someone I absolutely love was born today! It’s YOU! Happy birthday, sweetheart. I loved you from the start and always will.
    • If I could count all the stars to tell you all the many ways you make my life happier and better, I would. But since you didn’t marry a scientist or astrologer, I’m just going to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY so you’re not further disappointed.

     

    Entertaining Birthday Messages for your Mom

    • Hey, mother. Even though I have always criticized your food, the shit that they serve at the mess made me realize that your hand was pure gold. May you live forever and continue to make that delicious food for me.
    • Every time you threw a sandal/slipper at me, it only helped to keep me in line and make me a better human being. For that alone, I will be forever grateful to you.Happy  birthday, ma. May you live a long, long life.
    • I used to thing that mothers are the jailors for who have yet not had the chance to visit the jail. Now that I am an adult and have to wash my own clothes, I realize that mothers are simply the gifts for those who are too incapable to take care of themselves. Wishing you a very happy birthday, mom.
    • Remember the time when I used to wish that you get swapped by my best friend’s mom? Well, not saying that his mom is any less, but I have grown rather fond of you, so stay where you are. Happy birthday, mother. I wish you all the happiness in the world.
    • Dear mother, I know I was never perfect as a kid, and I’m still working on it, but thanks for not dropping me off at the shopping center and leaving me for grabs. I know it crossed your mind. But you’re just too good of a mom.
    • Dear mom, don’t be sad. You’re still so good looking that weird old guys mistake us for sisters. You still got it! Many happy returns.
    • To a mom who wiped my butt, fed me, clothed me and all the rest, you truly are the best. Of course, they tell me all that stuff was your job and came with the package.

    Funny Happy Birthday Quotes for your Dad

    • Happy birthday, dad. I simply can’t believe that it has been only 30 years since you were 18! May you look this young forever.
    • Have you heard of the phrase “Wiser with age”? Because I really doubt that you have (just kidding, don’t slap me). Happy birthday, dear father. May you continue to be this awesome forever.
    • I wish you keep smiling and showing your teeth like this forever (or as long as you actually have teeth). Wishing you a very happy birthday, dad.
    • Just FYI, my gift to you would be the hell lot of candles I had to buy to match your age. Apart from that, wish you a very happy and prosperous birthday, daddy.
    • Happy happy birthday to the greatest dad, farter, I mean father, and best friend. I love you, dad.
    • Happy birthday, dad. I know I say this enough, but I really appreciate all the horse shit you put up with from me. It makes me feel so much better about my future kids.
    • Hi daddy, just wanted to say thank you for marrying my mother- she really is great. Have the bestest of birthdays!

     

    Silly Birthday Messages for your Boyfriend

    • Hey, honey: I know you birthday is almost over, but this is what you get for forgetting my birthday. I guess you have learnt your lesson now. Happy birthday, my love.
    • Remember how you told me that you want a Rolex watch as your birthday present? Well, I realized that it was stupid, so you are getting nothing. Wish you a very happy birthday, baby.
    • It is wonderful how you look younger with every year passing. Soon, I might go to jail for dating a teenager. Happy birthday, sweetheart. May you stay young in your heart.
    • To my dearest, sexy boyfriend: I just want to say that I really do love you with all my ___insert body past of interest here___. Happy birthday, babe.
    • Hi handsome, I know surprise parties aren’t your thing, plus I can’t keep a secret. So let’s just enjoy the company of being together and celebrating another year of this happiness. I love you and happy birthday. You’re the best boyfriend ever.
    • Babe, I’ve never met anyone more committed and focused to snack munching and TV watching than you. Congrats on all your biggest accomplishments. Of course, your best one is me.

     

    Funny Happy Birthday Messages for your Girlfriend

    • Remember the time I said birthdays are for kids? Well, Happy birthday, my love. Hope you continue to spread that glorious smile of yours to everyone around you, even if that seriously tires your jaw.
    • Happy birthday, baby. And I seriously believe that you should tell me your age, because every time I try to guess it, my calculations land you under 18 and me under arrest. Apart from that, enjoy your special day.
    • There is not nearly enough times when I have told you how beautiful , caring and amazing you are. Do not listen to the people who say I am compulsive liar, they are just jealous that I have you. Happy birthday, baby.
    • Hey girlfriend, I’m so excited that you chose to spend the day with me rather than your actual ‘girlfriends’. It’s makes me feel so special. I’m so glad I found you and that we are the same type of weird. The world will never break us apart.
    • Wishing a happy birthday to the healthiest, sexiest, loveliest bitch I know. I’m beyond grateful to have you in my life.
    • To my amazing girlfriend: don’t worry about age, another year older is just another year you look hotter to me. I love you lots, baby.

     


    Q&A Birthday Jokes

    Q: Do you by any chance know what constantly goes up, but never ever comes down?
    A: Your ever-growing age!

    Q: What does the average cat love to eat at her birthday party?
    A: Mice cream.

    Q: What do Jesus Christ and Abraham Lincoln both have in common?
    A: They were both born on public holidays.

    Q: What do people who have the most birthdays have in common?
    A: Old age.

    Q: Why did couples have problems with each other before the 2000s?
    A: Because Facebook reminder didn’t exist at that time to remind them of their partners’ birthdays.

    Q: What happened to all the guests at Kim Jong-un’s birthday party bash?
    A: Kim nuked them all so he wouldn’t share his cake with anyone!

    Q: What do chickens love to eat at their birthday parties?
    A: Coop-cakes!

    Q: Where can you find the best birthday present for your cat?
    A: Inside a cat-alogue!

    Q: What kills a person faster than cancer?
    A: Too many birthdays!

    Q: What type of cake was served at the birthday party of Penny from the Big Bang Theory?
    A: Cheese cake.

    Q: What type of cake do the people of North Korea serve at their birthday parties?
    A: Cakes decorated with Kim Jong-un’s face.

    Q: What gift do you always receive on your birthday?
    A: A brand new age.

     

    You Know You’re Old when… 

    • …the numerous candles on your birthday cake not only become more expensive than your cake itself, but also negatively impact the environment.
    • …kids feel safe to tell you their secrets because they know you will end up forgetting them.
    • …a teenager refers to you as a middle-aged man/woman.
    • …your mates start having children on purpose and not accidentally.
    • …people assume the first pet you ever owned was a dinosaur.
    • …your favorite songs are now elevator music.
    • …you see a smoking hot chick in bikini and the first thought that crosses your mind is, “I hope she’s wearing sun block”.
    • …all your favorite sportsmen and women have retired.
    • …it takes forever to scroll down to choose your year of birth on a website.
    • …the candles on your cake create a bonfire.
    • …your mates start running for president and other public offices.
    • …the once adorable Karate Kid is now an old man.
    • …you start feeling sleepy at the same time you used to go out at night to have fun.
    • …your fridge consists of more food than beer.
    • …teenagers start mistaking you for the legendary Keith Richards.
    • …that adorable kid you used to baby sit is no longer a kid.
    • …a Donna Summer song brings back a lot of memories.
    • …you can be slapped with the death penalty.
    • …prefer eating in than eating out.
    • …you fall down and die when someone tells you to act your age.
    • …you feel there’s nothing left in life to learn.
    • …in your childhood, Blackberry and Apple were nothing more than fruits.
    • …you start worrying about how you’ll pay your mortgage.
    • …acne problems are a thing of the past.
    • …birthdays remind you something to be forgotten.
    • …you lie about your age or are tempted to do so.
    • …your patronage of condoms begins to drastically decline.
    • …you start finding teenagers’ birthday parties annoying and repulsive.
    • …your loved ones keep telling you how young you look.
    • …hostage takers are not interested in taking you hostage.
    • …your friends pay firefighters to be on standby for your birthday bash because they are afraid your birthday candles might cause a disaster.
    • …you witnessed people getting burnt alive at the stake.
    • …you search everywhere for your reading glasses when it is on your head.
    • …if you have ever attended a Beatles concert.
    • …marketers start targeting you with anti-aging wrinkle creams.
    • …you can date someone half your age without breaking any man-made laws.
    • …your neighbors don’t even know it when you organize a party.
    • …your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them or have died.
    • …you finally know where your prostate is located.
    • …you once used telegraphs to send messages to your loved ones in faraway places.

     

    Funny to Celebrate My Special Day | Short Jokes about your own Birthday

    • It is my birthday and I have no doubt in my mind that this is nature’s way of telling me to eat more cakes!
    • I guess this is the year I should start lying about my age. Happy birthday to me!
    • Wishing myself a super duper birthday! I hope my friends remember my birthday and not my age.
    • At this age, I don’t need to worry much about temptation because it is no longer interested in me.
    • Blowing out the candles on my birthday cake was indeed one heck of a good exercise for my lungs.
    • Today I understand why the word “birthday” ends with the letter Y!
    • They say the good die young. If that is true, then I must be a really bad a**. Happy birthday to me!
    • Today is my birthday and I’m another year closer to my death yet my family and friends are happy for me. What a terribly strange world we live in.
    • Few years ago, I fell down on the street and people laughed at me. However, today I fell and everyone was in a state of panic. I guess this means I’ve become an Old Timer. Happy birthday to me.
    • Today is my Big Day, and I’m proud to announce to the world that I don’t look a day over my actual age. Isn’t that awesome?!
    • On my birthday, I plead with all my friends who really love me to refrain from making any age-related jokes.
    • I am officially a year older today and I’m not bothered at all about that because I know my age is just the number of years that I have been a blessing to this world.
    • On my Big Day, I’m going to party in such a wild manner that many religions will waste no time condemning me straight to hell.
    • It is my birthday today, and I have every right to support wildlife by organizing a wild party.

    Hilarious Birthday Quotes For Your Son

    • Dear son, although your birthday couldn’t rise to the prestigious status of national holiday, your mom and I will try to treat it as one. Maybe you should become president to make that happen.
    • Son, your taste, like your ken, has advanced in sophistication; so finding a gift for you was difficult. We hope you are not offended that we went with the basics — cakes!
    • I hope that the candles didn’t make you extremely hot for the new girls on the block. I don’t think they would mind, anyways! Happy birthday, my dear.
    • If you were a politician, your party color would be neither red nor blue but white because you are such a maverick! Happy birthday to you, my dearest son.
    • We should share, equally, all those lovely presents because today is also my day of being a mother/father. Happy birthday to you, son. I love you.

    Absurd Birthday Messages For Your Daughter

    • Statisticians will consider your age insignificant, and just focus on counting your candles instead. But I know better than that! Happy birthday to my lovely daughter!
    • Your height is disproportional to your age, and makes me look like your younger sibling. But I love you, anyway. Keep soaring and growing, dear.
    • You are such a lovely, walking paradox; on the one hand, we are happy that you are growing, but on the other, we are reminded of how fast we are aging.
    • It seems like only yesterday when I ordered your first diaper change. Soon, the tables might turn, and you will order my last diaper change. Happy birthday, daughter!
    • Your mom/dad and I failed to name you appropriately. “Epitome of Beauty” is what should have been on your birth certificate.

    Funny Birthday Greetings For Your Niece

    • Good to see that you are making progress towards the ultimate prize of great grand motherhood, many wrinkles, and, to be honest, lots of charm. Enjoy your day!
    • May Santa visit you this year, making your pockets heavier than your weight; not the other way round, like he did last year. Wishing you a joyous birthday with love.
    • Happy birthday, my dear niece. You may eat all the candies and biscuits you want but will have to pay a tax of 80% to me. I love and miss you so much, my dear.
    • At this nubile age, be careful of charming, hipster boys; they are predictable, ravenous puppies who will go to anyone who has the bone. Happy birthday, my love.
    • My dear niece, I pray that you will be manumitted from the ostensibly in vogue shackles of social media. Here’s to a free life!

    Funny Birthday Messages For Your Nephew

    • I hope you are not going to keep shouting “mommy” like you did with a crying voice when you came out of the womb.  We love you so much, our precocious fellow. Have a blast!
    • I won a huge lottery on the day you were born, so please continue to bring me good luck each year with your charming smile. Happy birthday, my dear nephew.
    • Today, it will rain lots of ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, and peanut butter jelly sandwiches solely for your sweet tooth. Enjoy your day, darling.
    • Your parents are going to kill me today because you are about to be incredibly spoiled with amazing goodies! But it won’t hurt because I just can’t stop loving you.
    • I was usually the reluctant counselor when the young girlfriend had issues but now no more, because you can take care of things yourself. Happy birthday to my amazing, grown-up nephew!    

    Absurd Birthday Greetings For Your Workmate

    • You make recalcitrant managers and superiors appear like wee boys, at least in our heads! Truly, office work is less cumbersome when you are around. Happy birthday, mate!
    • The buzzing sound of your short-tempered Benz, which stops every quarter of a mile, is always an indication that it’s closing time. Thanks for the service, mate.
    • Your hard talk and spontaneous outbursts are always welcome distractions from the throes of office labor. Just tone them down a bit next time. Wishing you a fun-filled birthday, mate.
    • If you ever find yourself at the point where you are forced to choose between a quarter-life crisis and a mid-life crisis, opt for the former because not all crises are created equal. Have a blissful birthday. Happy birthday, mate.
    • If I could dismiss everybody from work and hire only you, I would. Your childlike heart, and mega brains make you so indispensable. Happy birthday, and have a blast!    

    Amusing Birthday Greetings For Your Grandma

    • Dear granny, I thought that your birthday won’t be special without me, but I realized that you have more beautiful, smart, and talented grand kids in your arsenal. May God continue to bless you.
    • Sweet grandma, I see that you are growing more youthful, athletic, and agile than most of us. We will love to have you on our baseball team this year. Wishing you a happy birthday!
    • Thank you for calling me out on my silly, puerile and dumb stuff. All the credit goes to you for grounding me in reality and making me a pragmatic person. Have a blast, grandma!
    • My dear granny, I want to be like you when I grow up, playing smart and invoking the “elderly clause” whenever I want to have things done my way. Wishing you a blissful birthday.     

    Ludicrous Birthday Quotes For Your Grandpa

    • Dear grandpa, as you blow your candles, please wish to become a superhero so that I can play with you all day long and on vacations! Sending you lots of love and cheer.
    • Granddad, thank you for keeping mom and pa in check whenever they won’t let me have my way. You are the best partner in crime a kid could ask for. Sending you lots of love.
    • Grandpa, this year, the candles on your cake will be too many for you to blow alone. You can hire me for a nominal fee to do this routine work for you. Have a great birthday!

    Hilarious Birthday Messages for all

    • Many happy returns! I believe you are officially able to be appraised on Antique Roadshow!
    • Happy Birthday to you. I hope you enjoy your day as much as I’ll enjoy eating free cake and ice cream.
    • Your birthday only comes once a year but the wrinkles it brings will last a lifetime.
    • If you were a dog…you’d be 7 times older than you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!
    • That’s your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call and cancel the fire department then?
    • Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Facebook told me it was your birthday and that I should write on your wall.
    • Happy Birthday from one of the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you know. You are one-in-a-million.
    • My best wishes! I hope your husband treats you to a night out on the town–so you can enjoy having the house to yourself!
    • Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.
    • Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though wouldn’t it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.
    • Wishing you the best! I would say you don’t look another year older but if I tell one lie now it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age!
    • If you were a grape I would stomp on you and make you into a delicious vintage wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!
    • The best part of birthday is the birthday cake. Wishing you the best. Where’s the cake?
    • Happy Birthday to a friend who I wouldn’t trade for all the Nutella in the world.
    • I couldn’t fit Channing Tatum in the box but I hope this gift will do. Happy Birthday to the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.
    • So I was watching Jurassic Park and I remembered it was your birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!
    • I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!
    • I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.
    • Happy Birthday, my friend! I’m looking forward to getting together with you tonight to go over all of your Facebook birthday wishes from people that don’t give a rats behind about you the rest of the year.
    • On Wednesdays we wear pink. Happy Birthday, my totally fetch friend!
    • I’ll tell you a secret. I do believe it’s somebody’s birthday and just in case that person is you, Happy Birthday.
    • Happy Birthday to someone who remembers how to do the ‘Macarena’.
    • Stop crying. This is supposed to be a joyous occasion where we fill up on divine birthday cake and drink good cheer. Celebrate in merriment the day of your birth into this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy Birthday to you, dear friend!
    • If someone asks if you’re a God, you say ‘YES!’ . If you don’t Mr. Stay Puft will wreck havoc on our town. That was life lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to a friend who is fluent in movie quotes just like me.
    • Happy Birthday to someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM someone.
    • Best wishes. You’re not THAT old. You’re just getting up there. In the words of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”
    • Your 21st Birthday party was SO successful you decided to celebrate it for more than 20 years in a row!
    • I was thinking about it and I think if someone was to make a movie about your life, Linda Blair would be perfect to play you.
    • You know that old sang the older you are the wiser you are? I used to think it was true but then I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to you.
    • I was at the antique store downtown and I ran across one of the toys from your childhood that you always talk about. Happy Birthday and Congratulations to someone who is old enough to have their childhood toys listed in the latest edition of the Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!
    • When you get to be your age you really should just throw caution to the wind and go “Why the hell not?!”. You are only young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping in Tahiti! Go for a leisurely stroll up Mt. Everest.
    • Of all the people celebrating their birthday today, you are the least likely to be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!
    • Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
    • Just to let you know that getting older doesn’t necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.
    • Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You act like a monkey and you smell like a mountain goat. I think that means you belong in a zoo!
    • Happy Birthday to someone I am proud to say will ALWAYS be older than me. I love having you as my friend, even if it is only to make myself feel better about my age.
    • I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but hey you’re still driving! You’re not in too bad of shape.

    Wrap-up

    Once you have come up with the perfect birthday greeting for your friend, it is time to figure out how to send it. Written birthday cards are becoming a thing of the past but they seem to be more appreciated because of the care and time it takes to write out the card. Email and text message birthday greetings are perfectly acceptable, however, less personal. They are fast and easy to type and send. If you remember a birthday and are in the middle of a busy day it might be good to quickly send out a quick email or text so that you have your bases covered if you forget to call or send a handwritten greeting later on.


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