Popular wedding wishes

Anne Bradstreet

Nathaniel Hawthorne

John Lennon

Martin Luther

Rumi

Sam Keen

Joseph Campbell

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George Sand

Lao Tzu

Amy Bloom

Mahatma Gandhi

Vita Sackville-West

Victor Hugo

Leo Tolstoy

Mignon McLaughlin

George Eliot

Montaigne

W.H. Auden

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Funny wedding greetings can brighten up the newlyweds’ day and let them know, in a humorous way, that you’re happy for them. Life is too short to take everything dead serious. Weddings are joyous occasions – time to have some fun!

Funny Wedding Greetings

Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss.

Let the fighting commence! Congratulations married couple.

It’s such a blessing to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Congratulations!

It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Let’s get ready to rumble! Congratulations wedding participants.

If it weren’t for marriages, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

We put the party in bridal party — Looking forward to your wedding. The Bridal Party.

There are three rings of marriage that form your gift: the engagement Ring, the wedding Ring, and the suffeRING.

A happy marriage depends on spouses saying this simple phrase, “Yes Dear.”

Congratulations on convincing your lovely bride to settle on you – Beauty and the Beast.

I couldn’t be happier for you signing your life away.

All dressed up and everywhere to go!

Sharing is caring…but sometimes enough is enough.

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Marriage is all about give and take – the more your give, the more he’ll take.

Congrats on your marriage. Just remember, happiness is a very over-rated feeling according to this author.

Marriage is about communication and compromise. She’ll be doing the communication and you’ll be doing the compromise.

More men get food poisoning from wedding cake than any other edible.

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Happy Greetings

A person is incomplete without a spouse, but you’re finished with one. Happy married life!

If the invitations suddenly disappeared, eloping is an option.

A blind wife and a deaf husband make for an ideal couple.

Your love inspired wedding was a glorious occasion. Congrats.

Your kids grow up and move out. Your husband never does. Just sayin’. Best wishes on your marriage.

Our wedding gift to you is two life preservers.

When two hearts love each other, don’t forget the prenuptial.

Look, I know a good travel agent if either of you changes your mind. If not, have a wonderful wedding!

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Funny Wedding Wishes

Getting married is a two-way street – do all you can to avoid head-on collisions. A life loved is precious.

They say opposites attract – If that’s the case this marriage could last for a very long time. Best wedding wishes.

Before you’re married, you will fall madly in love with each other. After you’re married, you will just be mad at each other. Oh well, best wishes on your wedding.

Marriage: Where “Yes Dear” are the magic words.

What do fun with the boys, out on the town and partying have in common. Three things you won’t be doing after the wedding. Good luck.

“Spending time with friends” will now be a distant memory.

From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money — You sure you want to do this?

Like a well constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.

Marriage is the equivalent of signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year. Congratulations to a perfect pair.

Getting married is like a class on Shakespeare. You get a little comedy, some romance and a lot of tragedy. Congratulations.

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

Funny Sayings

More wedding inspired sayings.

Looking forward to the “having” and the “holding.”

Bride:  We finish each others — Groom: Sentences!

When you love person, don’t hang wallpaper together.

Our life journey has just begun. Are we there yet?

Wedding Love – Honeymoon Love More!

Eat, drink and be married! Check!

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Are you searching for wedding wishes for your friends or relatives? Here we prepared for you the top list of quotes, wishes, and sayings which are relevant for any wedding celebration! Find the best example and congratulate newlyweds in the most original way!

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Happy wedding wishes may be very different; they can be in the form of a joke, or some pompous form, everything depends on the style of the wedding and your decision. The main rule is that the wishes for wedding should be sincere and friendly. Remember that the wedding day is exceptional for the newlyweds!

Wedding wishes quotes to congratulate newlyweds

• "The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all of the time." – Julia Child
• “We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness–and call it love–true love.” – Robert Fulghum, True Love
• "It is such a happiness when good people get together – and they always do." – Jane Austen
• “When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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• "What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow." – Nathaniel Hawthorne
• "A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished." – Zsa Zsa Gabor
• "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." – Aristotle
• “The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes.” – Unknown
• "To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up." – Ogden Nash
• "The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast." – Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez
• “A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.” – Andre Maurois
• "Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along." – Rumi
• "To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage." – Lao Tzu

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• "You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!” – Bill Maher
• “The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.” – Groucho Marx
• "When you make a sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship." – Joseph Campbell
• "I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.” – Unknown
• "A happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness." – Dean Stanley

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• “A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.” – Dave Meurer
• "Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash." – Dr. Joyce Brothers
• "Weddings remind us that our lives have meaning and that love is the strongest bond, the happiest joy, and the loveliest healing we can ever experience." – Daphne Rose Kingma
• "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." – Mignon McLaughlin
• “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
• "Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking." –  Joseph Barth
• “There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.” – Martin Luther
• "All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage." – Lord Byron

Wedding wishes for best friend

Wedding wishes for a friend require a special approach, it is a good idea to use sayings or jokes known only to you and your friend. When we congratulate friends, we can use more free-form congratulations, here are several examples:

• Congratulations my dear friend! May your family life be long, happy, cloudless, rich in pleasant events, children's laughter, tenderness, and love!

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• I congratulate you on your wedding day, and with all my heart I wish you infinite family happiness, sincere understanding, undying love and stable well-being in your home.
• May your joint journey be easy and happy, may your family life be in prosperity, happiness, and love. Congratulation,s my friend!
• This is the day of new family creation! My friends, I wish you to love each other. I wish you happiness and many kids!

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• Congratulations on the most wonderful event in your life — your wedding! Let this magical and fabulous day be the happiest memory. Let it be the start of your amazing family life.
• I wish you to go through this life together. I wish you to create a good, happy family, give birth to talented, healthy children and keep your love in your hearts. Happy wedding day, my friends!
• I wish your family to be stronger than granite. Let your family be friendly, and loving, let your kids grow in love, and your relationships will always be in harmony. Happy wedding!
• Dear newlyweds, I wish you to be the guiding light for each other, let there be trust, and patience, God's blessing, children's laughter, prosperity, and well-being!
• Happy wedding day! There are several tasks for you: you have to plant a whole garden of fruit trees, build a huge house, give birth to a bunch of children and be happy!

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• Congratulations, my best friends! I wish you to start happy joint swimming in the expanses of love. Be a source of inspiration for each other, live for a hundred years without any misfortune and offence.

Wedding wishes for sister

• Happy wedding day, my dear sister! I wish you to live in joy and prosperity. Love, appreciate and respect your husband.
• My dear sister, you are so beautiful today! Today you with your husband create a new family, let it be the happiest day for both of you. I wish you to become a happy mother and a loving wife.
• I sincerely congratulate you, my sister. I wish you peace and well-being, true love and a close-knit family. Always remain a couple in love!
• I wish you to support each other, to be fair and polite in marriage. Do not forget that you became the two main parts of one family. It is a great responsibility not to waste this gift of love. Happy wedding day!
• Newlyweds, please take my congratulations! I want to wish you a lot of love and let it lasts for the whole life. Let your family nest be safe and warm!

Funny wedding wishes quotes and saying

• "It’s like a give or take relationship. You either give or she knows how to take it. Happy married life ahead." – Unknown
• “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Emma Bombeck

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• “My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.” – Jack Benny
• “Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” – Jerry Seinfeld
• "On the day of your wedding, I just want to tell you one secret of marriage… my dear friend, it is still a secret as no one has ever been able to find it…. Wishing you a Happy Married Life… enjoy surprises as they come. God bless you." – Unknown
• "I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life” – Rita Runder
• “Why do married people live longer than single people? I think it’s because married people make a special effort to live longer than their partner – just so they can have the last word.” – Janet Periat
• "Today is the day when the bride is going to say I do and you are going to say I do what she says…. And with this vow, you will always be the happiest couple on the planet…. Warm wishes to you on your wedding…. May God bless you." – Unknown
• "What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.” – Cindy Garner

Here we have funny and sweet wedding wishes for your best friend, sister or any other close person. Use these quotes and sayings or create your own, be sincere and creative.

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When two people get married, congratulations are in order. If you’re looking to send the perfect wedding wishes, cards from our varied collection of digital greetings give you plenty of options. From colorful and playful to minimalist and refined, you’ll easily find just the thing that suits the happy couple. Choose from pretty illustrations, witty doodles, and stylish calligraphy by brands such as kate spade new york, Mr. Boddington’s Studio, Red Cap Cards, The New Yorker, and more.

We love wedding congratulations cards with personality, whatever that may be. Want to make them laugh? We have wedding cards with a little sense of humor. Want to make them feel loved? We have ones with heartwarming sentiment, too. Go for artistic drawings of happy couples honeymooning, diamond rings with a bit of shimmer, or celebratory glasses of bubbly. Want to keep it simple? Go with a text-only option that’s straight-to-the-point (but still really nice to look at).

Once you choose the perfect card for the newlyweds, our easy-to-use online design tools can help you craft an accompanying message from you that adds a personal touch to your wedding wishes and congratulations. We start you off with formatting that hits the important notes and wording to get you inspired, but feel free to experiment and show off your creative side to make the card as personal as you wish. Customize the fonts and choose colors for your type, then find the perfect digital backdrop and envelope liner to match your online greeting. It may be a digital delivery, but there’s no need to spare on the thoughtful details—they’re what make your card extra special (and sure to make an impression). Once you’ve finished drafting your wedding card, congratulations and well wishes are just a click away from being delivered to the happy couple’s inbox.