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February 28, 2019 Anniversary Wishes 3 comments

I wanted to give my eldest a different birthday present this year and seeing that ' words' are what I do best, I chose to pass on some wisdom that.


Leaving Sayings and Quotes

It’s hard to say goodbye, especially to people and places we love. However, sometimes we must move on for the sake of personal growth. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and inspirational quotes about leaving to help cut the cord.


The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.     

Nicholas Sparks

If you are brave enough to say goodbye life will reward you with a new hello.

Paulo Coelho

Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.     

Enid Blyton

Everybody has to leave, everybody has to leave their home and come back so they can love it again for all new reasons.

Donald Miller

And the danger is that in this move toward new horizons and far directions, that I may lose what I have now, and not find anything except loneliness.     

Sylvia Plath

There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart.

Mahatma Gandhi

A farewell is necessary before we can meet again, and meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends.

Richard Bach

Leaving things behind and starting again is a way of coping with difficulties. I learnt very early in my life that I was able to leave a place and still remain myself.     

Rachel Cusk

Leaving home in a sense involves a kind of second birth in which we give birth to ourselves.     

Robert Neelly Bellah

However painful the process of leaving home, for parents and for children, the really frightening thing for both would be the prospect of the child never leaving home.     

Robert Neelly Bellah

You never really leave a place or person you love, part of them you take with you ,leaving a part of yourself behind.

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I hope the leaving is joyful; and I hope never to return.

Frida Kahlo

People fear leaving their safe harbor of the known and venturing off into the unknown. Human beings crave certainty - even when it limits them.

Robin S. Sharma

The sea that calls all things unto her calls me, and I must embark.

Kahlil Gibran

Here's a collection of the best farewell quotes and sayings - from the funny to the inspirational. In times of great change, it can be hard to find the words to express the strong “Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.” “They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.”.

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Your email signature—an optional footer you can add to every message you send out—is an ideal place to put your name and contact information, so people can easily reach you in a variety of ways. If you're using personal email, it's also a field where you might add a quote—a few short words that are inspiring, wise, or humorous to enlighten the reader. The remarks of famous writers, politicians, activists, and entertainers can serve as personal statements in the digital age. Find a quote that speaks to you and then use it as a sign-off at the end of your emails.

Inspiring Quotes

These quotes from Maya Angelou to Confucius to Mark Twain were handpicked to help the seeker in all of us—to keep us bounding forward even during the most challenging days.

"We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated."

"The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

"Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay."

"To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while."

"The more man meditates upon good thoughts, the better will be his world and the world at large."

"The more we do, the more we can do."

"The harder you work, the luckier you get."

"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment."

"With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts."

"Life is 10 percent what happens to you and 90 percent how you react to it."

"You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water."

"The secret of getting ahead is getting started."

Wise Quotes

An email signature can be a place to share a nugget of wisdom, something that expresses your personal values or outlook on life. If you work in education, you might choose a quote about teaching or learning. If you're a writer or a painter, you might choose a quote about the power of art.

"There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America."

"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."

"Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness."

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on."

"There are limits to self-indulgence, none to self-restraint."

"The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind."

"Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life."

"Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans."

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will."

General George S. Patton Jr.

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."

"The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls."

"Thinking is like loving and dying. Each of us must do it for himself."

"Let the beauty of what you love be what you do."

"No one gossips about other people's secret virtues."

"There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved."

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

"It is better to be killed than frightened to death."

"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead."

"Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire."

Witty Quotes

Email signatures don't have to be serious. If you're known for being lighthearted and making people laugh, you might be happier using a funny email signature, such as a quote from a comedian. A snappy one-liner or a clever zinger can leave the person on the other end with a smile—just be sure you know your audience well.

"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all its pupils."

"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life."

"If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out."

"Instant gratification takes too long."

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterward."

"You're only as good as your last haircut."

"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."

"I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong."

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

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146 Funny Quotes

Bring a smile to your face with these funny quotes - you will find laughter, humor, and a bit of wisdom in these. Our collection includes funny inspirational and motivational quotes said by some famous people and others. We all need humor in life it helps the challenges that we all sometimes face!

You may find some of them to be motivational because they challenge you thinking in a humorous way but also in a motivating way. Find that favorite funny quote and let it be your quote of the day to inspire and motivate you.


    Short Funny Quotes



  1. You can't shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond! Eric Thomas
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  2. "A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks." Charles Gordy
    Short Quotes





  3. It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them. Rose MacAulay
    Cute Quotes



  4. Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. Frank Moore Colby
    Anger





  5. The truth hurts, and so would you if you were stretched as much. Author Unknown
    Truth




  6. Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time.
    Time Margaret Bonnano




  7. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Maya Angelou
    Attitude



  8. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Woody Allen
    Laughter





  9. "A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book." Irish Quote
    Quote of the Day



  10. Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. Charles M. Schulz
    Live Life



  11. If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room. Confucius
    Smart




  12. "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." Phyllis Diller
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  13. Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers
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  14. A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results. BC Forbes
    Determination




  15. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Audrey Hepburn
    Possibilities



  16. Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers
    One Line Quotes on Life




  17. I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. Gandhi
    Mindset



  18. You cannot be anything if you want to be everything. Solomon Schechter
    Focus



  19. You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Rabindranath Tagore
    Action




  20. Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. Thomas Sowell
    Actions Speak Louder Than Words Quotes



  21. I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody. George Burns (at 100 years)
    Respect



  22. It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. Brigitte Bardot
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  23. The truth can be funny but it's not funny to cover up the truth. Ryan Cooper, Difficult People
    Honesty



  24. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope
    Money



  25. "A laugh is a smile that bursts." Mary H. Waldrip
    Short Positive Quotes




  26. They are ill discoverers that think there is no land when they see nothing but sea. Francis Bacon
    Thinking



  27. "The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine." Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Take Action



  28. The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them." Abraham Lincoln
    God





  29. Cause your facial expression to change - smile. Catherine Pulsifer
    Change



  30. We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. George Bernard Shaw
    Growth



  31. Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things. Bernard Sahlins
    Meaningful




  32. Today's opportunities erase yesterday's failures. Gene Brown
    Failure



  33. Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Bill Vaughan
    Happiness



  34. A man who correctly guesses a woman's age may be smart, but he's not very bright. Lucille Ball
    Simple Life Quotes



  35. One fails forward toward success."

5 days ago has its own funny phrases to express universal sentiments and experiences. of the bunch, this one simply means that every meeting must end in a parting. Or, in the words of Ron Swanson, “Never half-ass two things.

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Teachers love to tell you that high school is the best time of your life. If you’re like most students, you probably won’t like admitting your teachers are right. But kids, trust me, you’re going to have to give them this one.

When else will you be able to hang out with your friends every day, spend time exploring new interests and be readily forgiven for making endless mistakes?

It’s a crazy feeling – to think that the people you’ve spent most of your life with will soon be going their separate ways. In years to come, your yearbook will be a treasure trove of memories – of failed math tests, unbearable gym classes and countless days spent together. But the question is: how will you be remembered?

If you’ve been waiting to make one last confession or for the right moment to crack your favourite joke, this is your time to shine. Choose a memorable quote that reflects your personality and let your legacy live on forever. To get your creative juices flowing, we’ve put together this epic list of our favourite quotes. Can you already see one you relate to? Don’t forget to tell us about it in the comments below!

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Funny graduation quotes for high school and college graduates. school at the age of 17, so I am an autodidact, which is a word that I have taught myself. about something, my mother had the same advice: “Darling, change the channel.

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