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Firstly wish her happy birthday in a unique way. You can call her or go to her house at 12 am and wish her with romantic poetry or one-liners. Select a gift or.

A good birthday one-liner is concise and funny enough to make the birthday celebrant laugh heartily. That’s just the kind we have prepared for you on this page.

So go ahead and treat that birthday boy or girl to any of our well-written one liners below:

Birthday One-Liners For Friends

  • As we celebrate you today, let’s remember to also thank your parents for not using a condom on the day you were conceived.
  • Happy birthday, buddy. I love your mother for not aborting you.
  • In certain remote places in the world, you’d either be crucified or revered as a god for becoming this old.
  • Happy birthday! The way you are going, I have no doubt in my mind that you will live as long as the Rolling Stones’ career.
  • Old age is the number one fear on planet earth. Death is number two.
  • Happy birthday to a wonderful friend who is so old his birth certificate has expired.
  • Another year older, another reason to be happy that your chances of dying young have been drastically reduced.
  • How do you expect me to remember your age when you keep changing it more than you change channels on the TV?
  • Being your friend makes me so happy because I’m guaranteed of at least a free cake every year.

Birthday One-Liners For your Brother

  • May your life be as long and graceful as Gandalf’s beard.
  • I used to keep just a single fire extinguisher near your birthday cake, but now I keep a dozen extinguishers near it. Happy birthday.
  • Dang! You’ve eventually reached the age where it becomes necessary to conceal your age like a murder weapon.
  • OMG! You’ve finally been inducted into the Old Farts Hall of Fame.
  • If old age were a competition, you’d win easily because you are good at it.
  • Don’t be sad that you have become older today, for old age is God’s way of telling you He loves you.
  • If God blessed people according to their age, you, my dear brother, would be one heck of a blessed guy!
  • No doubt about it – you’re old! Happy birthday!

Birthday One-Liners For your Sister

  • Dearest sis, today being your Big Day, I pray God will give you a VIP treatment.
  • You have no idea how blessed you are to be my sister. May God keep pouring such wonderful blessings on you.
  • Your real age is precious to me. And I am passionate about shielding it from the outside world.
  • It appears your youth is beginning to abandon you. What did you do to it?
  • Old age. The cross we all have to bear.
  • If you want a great place to hide your real age, the best place is on page 2 of Google since nobody ever bothers to look there.
  • Before you start blaming God for making you old, take a moment to count the numerous blessings He has bestowed on you.

Birthday One-Liners For Mom

  • Happy birthday! Now I am completely certain that you, my sweet mother, are a descendant of the great Methuselah.
  • Sweet Mom, the older and wrinklier you get, the more I love you.
  • May every brand new wrinkle on your face bring with it enormous blessings in your life.
  • Don’t try counting the candles on your cake, for they are countless.
  • Mom, celebrate this great occasion of your life with the knowledge that I can’t live without you just like mankind can’t live without Facebook.
  • God uses our birthdays to enrich candle companies. And in your case, fire extinguisher manufacturers as well.
  • Mother, I’m 100% certain that you’d be richer than Oprah Winfrey had God increased your wealth in the same manner He is increasing your age.

Birthday One-Liners for Dad

  • Dad, now is the ripe time to start changing your age. I mean it.
  • Dearest Dad, can you please find it in yourself to drastically bring down the rate at which you age! I love you.
  • I look at you in great admiration – as though you were the one and only Superman. Happy birthday, Dad.
  • Don’t let getting old bring you down; look at the brighter side of life. You still have some hair on your head.
  • Happy birthday. I love you more than Shaggy and Scooby-Doo love food.
  • I know at this point, you miss your youth more than Bruce Willis misses his hair, but take solace in the fact that you are still the father of the world’s most awesome son/daughter – me!
  • You might have become an old fart, but you are still my beloved father. Happy birthday!
  • Happy is he who is bold enough to lie to the world about his actual age. Happy birthday!
  • Your age might be growing like a wild fire, but you are still the coolest dad on earth.

Birthday One-Liners For your Love

  • Babe, you mean more to me than my paycheck. And this is coming from someone who loves stacking paper.
  • Happy birthday, sweetheart! I will love you until the day God gets tired of holding the whole world in His hands and drops it.
  • Your birthday is the best time to tell you my love for you will never go on holidays because you do for me what even a billion dollars can’t do.
  • Every single person in this world is born with an incurable addiction. Sweetheart, mine is you. Happy birthday.
  • Babe, on your birthday, it’s important you know that my love for you is bigger than Kim Kardashian’s famous bootylicious behind.
  • Today, I pray that God will let nobody kiss your lips unless that person is me. Happy birthday.
  • Celebrate this special day, knowing that I love you as much as Americans love flying the American flag everywhere.

Birthday One-Liners For your Ex

  • Happy birthday! Now is the perfect time to bury your birth certificate and start lying about how old you really are.
  • As you officially become an old woman/man today, you will encounter a lot of challenges, but I know you will surmount them with ease because you are one of the strongest persons I know. Happy birthday.
  • We might no longer be an item, but your real age is still safe with me. Happy birthday.
  • As you stare at your birthday cake, I hope you are able to resist the temptation of counting the candles illuminating it.
  • Since I still love you and care about you, today, I pray that your blessings will multiply like the candles on your cake.
  • On your birthday, I deem it necessary to let you know that I miss you as much as the Obamas miss living in the White House.

 

You know you’re old when…

  • Reading a history book starts to feel like an autobiography.
  • You’re flicking through every channel on the TV looking for the latest episode of the Cosby Show.
  • You start referring to Hilary Clinton as ‘that young woman’.
  • You’re trying to calculate your income tax return using an abacus.
  • Your grandchildren are now starting to grow gray hairs.
  • Your mother signs your birthday card in cuneiform.
  • Someone asks you how old you are on your birthday, and you can’t remember.
  • During your birthday party people are lovingly comparing you to a dusty bottle of wine.
  • One of your birthday gifts is a one-way ticket to heaven.
  • Archivists have to debate whether your birth certificate is even authentic.
  • You think livestreaming your birthday means you’re going on a surprise fishing trip.
  • During your birthday party people can’t tell if you’re raising your glass for a toast or calling for a nurse.
  • You think the X-Men are a group of transgender superheroes.
  • You’re looking for the latest version of Call of Duty for your Sega Master System.
  • An extra tier has to be added to your birthday cake just to hold the candles.
  • Your friends have to rob a wax museum just to get enough for your birthday candles.
  • They run out of types of metals to commemorate your birthday.
  • Your birthday party is attended by veterans of the World War.
  • You think your network refers to your fishing skills.
  • A web site is what you call the corner of your attic.
  • You consider a coffeemaker a robot.

 

Birthday Riddles

Q: How do you know when planning a birthday party is easy?
A: When it’s a piece of cake.

Q: Why didn’t the hen attend the rooster’s birthday party?
A: She was too chicken.

Q: Why do golfers prefer a birthday donut over a birthday cake?
A: Because there is a hole in one.

Q: What did the grape say to the guests at his birthday party?
A: Eat, drink and be berry.

Q: Why did Mike Tyson storm out of the birthday party angry?
A: They were out of punch.

Q: What did 50 Cent say after his pants fell off during his last birthday party?
A: ‘Get the strap.’

Q: What do you call a person who shows up to a birthday party in a vampire costume?
A: A bloody idiot.

Q: Why did Beyonce cry when Jay-Z’s birthday cake fell on the floor?
A: It was irreplaceable.

Q: What do you call a bad comedian who only tells one joke during a birthday party?
A: A uni-corn.

Q: Why did the birthday cake go to the party feeling inadequate?
A: He didn’t have the right ingredients.

Q: Why did Snow White want the dwarf to really enjoy his birthday party?
A: Because life is short.

Q: Why didn’t Captain Ahab and his crew show up to the birthday party?
A: Because Moby was being a d*ck.

Q: What do you call an extremely boring birthday party in North Korea?
A: A bomb.

Q: Why did the squirrel get sacked from the birthday party?
A: He was acting nuts.

Q: How would you describe a birthday party filled with a bunch of clowns?
A: It’s plenti-fool.

Q: Why was the shipping vessel so excited to come home?
A: Because it was his berth-day.

Q: Why did the musician get all torn up during his birthday party?
A: Because he’s a rapper.

Q: How do people who live around volcanoes celebrate their birthdays?
A: With a birthday quake.

Q: What do people in hell give each other for their birthdays?
A: Hotcakes.

Q: What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider?
A: The world wide web.

 

Funny Birthday Wishes

  • May all of your dreams come true for your birthday… well, at least the legal ones.
  • Happy birthday, and may this year be so successful that the IRS freezes your bank account.
  • I wish you a birthday full of so many tears of joy that the people who hate you can’t help but to shed tears of sorrow!
  • Each birthday, you look more handsome than the last. In fact at this rate, in about 100 years you’re going to be a movie star.
  • As some people age, their looks become more defined, while others like yourself become more summarized.
  • Living to see another birthday is fate’s way of telling you that even being devoid of looks, personality or intelligence, there is still plenty to live for!
  • May you consume so much of this delicious, love-filled birthday cake that your mouth becomes too preoccupied to speak the entire day.
  • The good news is that from the looks of things you can live to be 100 years old, yet never develop a wrinkle. The bad news is that you’re secretly a robot sent back from the future to make my life miserable.
  • Happy birthday, sis, and may life bless you with so many children that your household witnesses the joy of a birthday party all 52 weeks of the year!
  • I know that the years are being kind to you, for as you get older, you look more and more like me, your big brother.
  • I wish for a birthday so sweet that tomorrow you’d be compelled to visit a dentist!
  • May the joy of your birthday be measured by the strength of your hangover the following day!
  • A sign that your friends really love you is their forcing themselves to smile while painfully tearing into the birthday cake you prepared yourself.
  • This year, for your birthday, we’re going to have the senior citizens’ home rockin’!

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Best Wishes Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old best wishes quotes, best wishes sayings, and best wishes proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. I will always keep falling in love with you.     

Karen Clodfelder

Best wishes for a great marathon. Be sure to savor it. The first marathon is something special. Run long and healthy.

Amby Burfoot

A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near, A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year. These make a merry christmas!     

John Greenleaf Whittier

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.     

Ralph Chaplin

Keep your best wishes and your biggest goals close to your heart and dedicate time to them every day. If you truly care about what you do and you work diligently at it, there's almost nothing you cant accomplish.     

Melchor Lim

Keep your best wishes, close to your heart and watch what happens.

Tony DeLiso

A birthday wish you should make, when you blow out the candles on your cake, but this special year that I've known you, I'd like to make 'my' wish come true. That friends we are now will continue for ever, as the girl I know now might be my best friend forever.

Leanne Davis

Luck is yours wishes are mine Let's ur future be always shine. Best of Luck.

Ralph Chaplin

I am glad to here that you are starting your own business after the excellent work experience. My Good Wishes are always with you..     

Ralph Chaplin

Best wishes to you on your birthday may the day be filled with happiness, a day that's so special for you and memories you will cherish.

Susan Smith

Best wishes to you as you progress from one stage in life to another. While this can be a difficult time, the results that you will achieve are worth all of the hard work that you will put in!     

Rajesh Mankar

Here is the best wish for the new year: Let there be more freedom of thought throughout the world! Fields need rain; truths need freedom of thought!

Mehmet Murat ildan

You were born together, and together you shall be for evermore but let there be spaces in your togetherness. And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.     

Kahil Gibran

I wish you for all your dreams of tomorrow i wish your having faith they all come true. i wish you all these things–but rememberSometimes wishes and dreams are all up to you!     

Ralph Chaplin

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Ganesh Chaturthi also known as Vinayaka Chaturthi is one of the important Hindu festivals celebrated throughout India with a great devotion. This day is celebrated as the birthday of Lord Ganesh, the elephant-headed son of Lord Shiva and Goddess Parvati. Lord Ganesh is the symbol of wisdom, prosperity and good fortune. The festival is celebrated in a very public manner.

Local communities compete with each other to put up the most impressive Ganesha statue and display. Expect very crowded streets, filled with boisterous devotees, and lots of music.

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi 2019: Ganpati messages, whatsapp and facebook status, quotes, wishes, and greetings to share

Ganpati Chaturthi falls on the fourth day of Hindu lunisolar calendar month Bhadrapada and continues for the next ten days. The celebration of Ganpati Chaturthi ends by immersing the clay idol in a water body. Hindus believe that Lord Ganesha returns back to Mount Kailasha to Goddess Parvati and Lord Shiva once he is immersed in the water.

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi 2019: Ganpati messages, whatsapp and facebook status, quotes, wishes, and greetings to share

On the occasion of Ganesh Chaturthi, here's a list of wishes and greetings to share on SMS, whatsapp, and facebook

Lord Ganesh is our mentor and protector. May He enrich your life by always giving you great beginnings and removing obstacles from your life.

May Ganesha always stay your mentor and protector and remove obstacles from your life. Wish you and family a Happy and blessed Ganesh Chaturthi!

Wishing you a Happy Vinayak Chaturthi. May the grace of God keep enlightening your lives and bless you always.

May you tread on the path of righteousness as shown by Lord Ganesh. Wishing you and your family a very happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

May Lord Ganesha destroy all your worries, sorrows and tensions and fill your life with love and happiness. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Shree Vakratunda mahakaya Suryakoti Samaprabha Nirvighnam Kuru Me Deva Sarva-Kaaryeshu Sarvada

May this Ganesh Chaturthi Lord Ganesha shower you with wonderful bounties. Wishing you a very happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

I pray to Lord Ganesha that may you have a prosperous and long life. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

May the Lord endow you with love and peace. Wishing you and your family a very happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

Om Gan Ganapatay Namo Namah! Shri Siddhivinayak Namo Namah! Asta Vinayak Namo Namah! Ganapati Bappa Moraiya!

I heartily wish Lord Ganesha filled your home with prosperity and fortune. Best wishes on Ganesh Chatrurthi!

Celebrate Ganesh Chaturthi the festival of Lord Ganesh. Spread the message of honesty and love through this world on this day when Lord Ganesh descended on this earth to kill evil.

Sending across my prayers and warm wishes to you and your family on Ganesh Chaturthi.

Ganpati Bappa Morya! May Lord Ganesha bless you with all the happiness & success. Greetings on Ganesh Chaturthi!

May the Lord of wealth & success shower his blessings on you and your family on Ganesh Chaturthi and always.

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Tell, how special/close, he/she is to you. And if you like them, you must plan a celebration for their presence in your world. Everyone wants to feel important and birthday is very special day. Your wish can make them really feel good and it adds more respect in their hearts for you., so take an initiative - call them, message them or meet them personally to congratulate them on the anniversary of the birth. Always try to add the element of love and personal touch with encouraging mind blowing words. It gonna make you more likable and gentle. They'll be remembered for this forever. If you plan to meet them, don't forget to buy a gift. It may be small, but it has a lot of value in it. Cost doesn't matter, effort does. It always comes back, you know. The great LORD has designed this date for you so let us rejoice, be glad and make it is unforgettable.

For Friends



May the year ahead grant you all that you wish for and more here's to a healthy and wonderful year ahead. May the good lord bless you and yours always.

Wishing a person like you is the matter of immense pleasure and we pray that your this good day always bring loads of happiness and new achievements in your life.

With every passing year, they become more experienced of life. It can really create a difference in your style while matching with their personality.

How beautiful a day can be when you be the art of it!


May your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!

Wishing you courage, respect, wits, success and lots of love on this magical day in which we're celebrating your birth.

Only special people receive wishes from my side. And you have always been on the top of the list. Yes, I mean it.

Finally, I got a chance to give you a big hug!

Anything suits on you. But when you wear smile, you rock!

Living your life well matters so forget about your age.

IN this fast changing world of information, one thing that keep me on the top is.. the rule of thumb!

The way you feel toward life exaggerates the joys and woes in life. Live at fullest.

Oh, your another birthday has arrived? But it really seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger! God bless you, Buddy!

No matter how far you are from them. You can always be in touch to have good words on their special day.

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined!


Birthdays give us the opportunities to stop and appreciate all the beautiful things we have been Blessed with.



1. Wish you many more happy returns of the day. May God bless you with prosperity, good health and peaceful life.

2. Never doubt on yourself. You're always the best. Just continue to be like that. Happy Birthday.

2a. May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays. Wishing you a day that is as special in every way as you are.

3. It is the day when you were born and the world got such a expensive and most needed gift from God. Thinking of you!

4. You're different from others. Never mix up with them. Your style of smile rocks.

5. I wish my birthday was on the weekend every year so I can celebrate all weekend.

6. It is your day. Make it the best and forget what is gone.

7. May all the day of the year, you continue smiling like today. May everyday brings positive energy and good news.




8. Blow the candle, cut the cake.. We all pray that you always look great.

9. You've created milestones but best is yet to come.

10. May all your dream, all your imaginations come true with the blink of your eyes.

11. Keep smiling on this special day my sweet and most beautiful girl in the world.

12. My best friend - We really had great time together and on your day I just wish that the life of relationship as long as forever.

13. Jolly, lovely and most important day of my life - Your birthday.

14. A very good luck to the new chapter of your life.

Best Person

So Generous


15. We hope your day was over the Moon!

16. I am sure this year gonna be your greatest, most wonderful, spectacular and successful year ever!

17. Totally cool, really fantastic, wonderful, exciting, majorly awesome, rocking of you. Keep this spirit for the rest of your life.

18. I like everything about you. You spread positive vibes wherever you go. Love you.

19. You're perfect, terrific and good human being.

20. Lots of kisses and hug for the birthday boy/girl.

21. You've worked.. now time for party hard.

22. You seems to be like a fine wine, you keep getting better with age.

22a. Warmness of our relationship rejoices me always.

23. May your love, happiness and friends always stay with you.

24. Words fail to express out love and blessings for you.

25. You're getting more smarter, more young and more enthusiastic with every passing birthday.

26. It is good to know that someone likes you, they think about you, they need you.. But it feels so better when you know that someone remember your birthday. Yes - I do :-)

27. Aha, Got it.. You are waiting for my wish. How can I forget. You so close and special to me.

28. New day, new reasons, new innings, new slogans and parties. Keep rocking.

29. I pray to bless your ways I wish to lighten your moments May you always keep cheering and growing.

30. We need party - You need present. We need occasion and you should dance. Lol 31. I forgot but FB wall reminded me of the day. My party?

32. So hasty, nasty, tired-full but remember able day.

32a. With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

32b. You don't get smarter as you get older. There is just less stupid stuff left that you haven't already done.

32c. Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.

Latest Birthday Wishes:

A smile worth sea, a life worth living, a blessing worth having, a success worth hard work and a person worth you is what we wish on your birthday.

Hey dear on you very very special day - Let me hug you. I am not satisfied with your current position because I know you deserve much more than now. My wishes for your better future and I know you gonna make good fortune. Cheers.

Life should be happy,satisfied and worth living but long life is a trap. So with this wish I cheer you on your happy birthday.

Love, care, happiness, wealth and lots of heights - This is what my wishes have for you.

Peace, prosperity, good health & happiness will be your companion always.

Today you must be feeling something new...you are the prefect man who has the power to make anybody happy. May God gives you best from his bucket.

May this day brings lots of joy, happiness and peace in your life. Be what you are.

Your role is important so keep smiling and growing. Our wishes are are always with the most sensible person like you.

God Bless You.. It is party time now..

Be always OK.

May all the best blessings rain upon you today and always. HBD

Great day to a great motivation and amazing personality. Thank you for everything/

Birthday Wishes:

So on most important day of life, let me make you as special as possible. We are here with fantastic, impressive and good wishes and to enjoy once in year day with you.

Your Birthday is as Special


Enjoy every minute

Hey girl happy birthday i hope you have a lot of fun today i luv hanging out with you and i hope your birthday is sweet and fun just like u

If there is something that you are dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all. Happy Birthday.

My wishes are always with you. May your deepest desire come true.

Keep growing keep shining. You captivate the whole universe

You worked so hard now its time to party even harder.

You understand everything, you keep yourself calm, you have got sharp memory and you are true to your words.

where is the party tonight! Just kidding. This fine day, I hope that your grow more young and smarter than before.

We are always with you - whatever the situations will be.

Love is what you taught us. You are so kind and full of humanity. Stay blessed.

Today is the best day to start what you dream of. Believe in yourself and achieve the things. You deserve the best.

For Kids & Youngsters:

You made us rock n roll, we play with you like your colleague. You awakened the hidden child live in us. Today, we pray that you adopt the best way.

Your mischievous, your craziness and your smile - this is what my world consists of.

The day you born, was the happiest day of my life. Our bond is perfect and you realized me that how important a relation is.

You proved in your small age that how smart you are.

We love you and thanks for your presence in our alone world.

Funny:

She asked that I bought clothes for your birthday, I said wow, show me - Okay, wait 5 minutes - let me wear them..:)

I am sure, you're going to live this sunrise like.....the way you entered in this to this planet -- Crying, stumbling while everybody feels so happy..

I know you are going towards the age where things don't give any pleasure anymore.

I hope you have all the happiness for now, but you know 'ha' is silent in mentioned word.

Just walk your talk...twice a day!

Don't forget to have fun times, amazing memories and the best of this day.

30 Plus and single? Wait.. There's an app for that. Oops, my mistake. A cat!

What type of person you are? Very clearly.. an 'How-To' type!

With growing age, your looks go perfect.... with new wrinkle on your cheeks!

When I see you, I remind of a person who tries to be advanced, quick, daring and rich but Why do you copy me?

You don't do anything to remember us your day of birth!

If you're born in the month of September, it is pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

Aged like fine wine, complex and fruity.

You're like a coin. Awwww, valuable? Nope, two faced!

Remember me? I asked this because you may be facing memory gap due to your growing age.

Enjoy this year while you are 18 before you turn 80!

32 years of experience and not a single grey hair. Did you get cosmetic surgery done on you or on your CV?

Your fate line shows a long road with a lots of traffic jams!

No, there can't be a crisis today. The boss is on leave.

Keep patience, A truck fully loaded of nice presents on the way!

Getting older is really scary! Can I stop

Enjoy your day, you're not extinct yet!

Everybody pretends to not notice the money while "reading" their birthday card.

Birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? Aha but I'm going to try it with my veggies!

I was gonna make you a wine cake but now I am drunk this is just a cake.

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.

You never know what you have..... Until you clean your room.

The way you go is fantastic.

Old fart, young heart.

How to kill all your enemies? SMILE.

I'm not 30, I'm 17 with 13 years of experience!

I wonder how on my birthday I get presents and money. I get paid for being born. It is like being Kim Kardashian for a day.

You are the coolest person of the world. Enjoy it!

Females are really funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthdays.

I hope you enjoy your birthday. You may never know how much you mean to me unless we switch places and you stand where I do.

For Beloved:

It takes two to create magic. I hope you and your birthday cake have a great time together.

For my girl, who helped me define my life, your birthday is an exclusive day for me to let you know that I love you.

For the baby - who's no longer a baby - but I gonna always treat like my baby.

Honk for the birthday girl!

I try to make your life very peasant while enduring your farts but somehow tolerating you.. Anyways!

May God bless you in having many, many more. I hope you remain my Darling Love forever...

May your birthday be filled with love laughter and happiness. God bless you on this special day.

I may be far from you, but every time I close my eyes, I see you standing right beside me.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Happy birthday to you! Your birthday comes once a year and I want to make it special for you. I hope you like what is in store for you.

Blowing you a kiss from across the miles.

I'll say again, without prompting, without cue You mean the world to me, my love,
I'll be forever loving you.

Forgot to wish them? It's never too late to call now. So don't hesitate. Here are mind-blowing Belated B'day Wishes to make up for it.

Sorry I missed the day but the good wishes are for all days anytime.

A Belated Happy Birthday to a terrific, wonderful, younger-looking, marvelous you. There, now! Wasn't that worth waiting for??!!

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

I'm so lucky to have such a great friend like you. Who’d forgive me if I forgot his birthday? Happy Belated Birthday!

Your birthday came, your birthday went, here's the wish I should have sent!

Ah, I may be the late one to wish you but my wishes are not the least. Belated Happy Birthday! I am sure you had a memorable day.

So what if I got late. For me, celebration happen whenever we meet.


For Boss:

Like a fresh dewdrops of a new day.. My God's loving hands be upon.. to freshen your heart can hold. All the smiles a life can bring..

May God bless you with all his cares and love. I wish this new year of your life brings loads of beautiful days. Happy Birthday to a Brilliant Boss & Wonderful Mentor.


You are the true leader who has always made us feel great. May your be young for forever.

May God keep giving you all happiness and prosperity of the entire universe.

You're tough, ambitious and futuristic. Our idol and well-wisher!

Yes, you have the capability of completing any task successful. May God always keep blessing you.

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.

You're not just a year older, but a year better.

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more.

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?

Happy Birthday to Dear Boss.

Forget all the stress and enjoy this special day cheerfully. May you have hundreds of more.

We turn not older with years, but newer every day.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.

You're a classic, you only get better with age!

For Brother

You may have every little thing you want. I am sure you get lots of amazing surprises.

The day I opened my eyes - I found you as my best close friend, I feel so protected and safe to have a brother like you. Happy B'day to the best brother of this world.

Everything important that I learned, I have learned from you. Happy Birthday to a wonderful brother and good friend.

It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on!

No matter how old you get; you'll never catch up to me.

There's no other love like the love for a brother. There's no other love like the love from a brother.

I love you my dear sweet Bro!

I remember how when we were kids we couldn’t wait until our birthday. We would count down the days. Now we dread birthdays and try to deny that they happen.

With a wish that your birthday,
Is really so special to me,
And the year that's ahead,
Will turn out to be great.

Celebrate who you are and the everlasting impact you make by being you.

Today is filled with special joy that let you know you're always loved and cherished by us.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
- Paris Hilton

Deep in my heart, I am always concerned for you.

Everything is in mind. You can do anything.

For Sister

You are my first female friend in my life and today I am thankful for everything you have done for me.

Nobody will ever be able to understand my craziness, my feelings and passion like you do.

You always remained on my side and be there whenever I needed you the most.

While people come and go, you was there for me for lifetime. My wishes are always with you.

Daughter

A sweet birthday wish with a big present including a Cute hug for my princes.

Nothing you wear is more important than your smile.

My true supporter and my only lifeline.

It doesn't matter for us how much you grow up.

you'll always be our sweet princess and good daughter.

We Wish you a Happy Birthday.

Mother

Thanks for giving me so much love and care.

May God bless you like you have blessed me with life and love. May your joys be many on this special day!

I am so fortunate to have such a understanding mom with me.

You've made me so successful person. You're the best.Happy birthday Mom.

You are always so kind to me.

Your heart always concern for me. Your touch makes me feel so happy. Today is your day. Love you mom.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. - Lewis Carroll

Striking

Here is one more wonderful year to experience and enjoy this world. Live it.

My this event be your best-est time ever!

I wish every great thing fall perfectly into your lap.

Kick of the stress, beat the failure, dance like never before, light your life and cut the cake because you are simply great!

For Husband/Men:

You've made my life heaven. Thanks for all your support.

A special blessing from my heart to you. May you always have flourishing life.

You are the man of my life. Happy Birthday dear hubby!

You loved me the way I never imagined. I am so lucky to be your wife.

I wish you always be happy and I'll do everything to make you so. Have a good and cheerful day.

It's your birthday and it is correct time to tell you that you’re my world and even much more than that.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Together, we are so right. Into my world you brought pure delight. I wish you a sweet day.

You are someone for whom I can do anything.

Son:

You are the best son of this world.

May God gift you with life's biggest joys and never-ending bliss. I really want that you a good and cheerful life ahead.

You always make us feel so proud.

With you, we are completed.

May you get all the success of life. Stay happy wherever you live.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

Dad:

You are the perfect man of my life who guided us through all ups and downs of life.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection.

For me, you mean Dearest, All-rounder, Dashing! I love you.

Age is not a destination, it's a journey!

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.

Hey dad! I love you. All I am today is due to your trust and hard work on me.

I need your presence more than your presents.

You didn't tell me how to live; you lived, and let me watch you do it.

Many many happy returns of the day

It's my dad's day. I am so thankful to God for giving me such a great father. Wishing your flowers may bloom for years.

Wife



Thank you so much for spending your precious time on the very special occasion of your birthday. May you always keep smiling. I am blessed to have such a wonderful life partner. You are such a special spul and May we always keep celebrating the events of life. I truly appreciate everything you did for me.

I am so blessed to have a life partner like you. I love you more than the words can ever express.

I need only you every-time I get a life on this earth!

You give my life a purpose. Be with me always.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Aged to perfection!

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You are my inspiration. I am doing everything for this celebration.

My Own Birthday

Oh, its you own birthday! So here you go with terrific status to post on your wall, status or update.

It's my birthday
Where's my cake.
By me a beer.
Give me a hug.
Keep calm.
Lets party.
Tomorrow.
I am young now.
Spoil me.
Don;t angry me.
Get exited.

Yes, today I am turned 20.

It's my day so bow down and worship me you worthless amoebas!

When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce.

Teacher:

What a fantastic person you are!

Your birth has made our birth worth.

You always inspire me by your talks, touch and kind heart! I wish you a Happy day my dear teacher. May this year have a wonderful start.

Due to your hard-work, I am a successful person. I really wish you a wonderful day today. Warm warm birthday wishes to you!

You've never given up on us. Your belief has made our career. Thanks

It is our good luck to have you in life.

Sister-in-law

Your are my fast friend and supporter when in family. I am so happy to celebrate your special day!

May you get all the car, luck, prosperity and good people in your life.

You always understand me and be on my side. You give me lots respect. We always speak in all problems. You are not only my brother's wife, but my well wisher and good mate. Never change.

This day must be feeling so proud because you are related to it. My heartiest wishes for you!

May life brings all the cutest moment anyone ever had.

Neighbour:

The first person who listens our pain is you. May d gives you lots of prosperity and powers on this beautiful day.

You're family. We are happy to join you today. May you celebrations never stop.

We are never worry of anything, because of you. Trust, pains have no relationship with you. Hurray!

It would be our pleasure to join you. So party all night!

We're lucky. May God bless you with all talent.

Good people meets us sudden and be an integral part of life - Like you to us! HBD!

Nephew:

My bonding with you is always perfect. You make me stress-free, no matters how tough the situations are. I pray to God to bless you with all world's talent.

We feel so pride to get a nephew as smart and cute as you!

As time have passed by... I came to know that you'd be the kind of nephew I can always proudly brag about. Thanks for being on my life.

I see my childhood in you. I want to give you everything you dream for. Keep smiling.

The time I spend with you is always so quality time for me. Never change the way you are.

Replies:

I am thankful to all for your affectionate greetings, love and care.. they shall ever remain with me!!

Let me express my gratitude/thanks to all for their astonishing wishes. I am touched!

Thanks a ton for your wonderful wishes. You've made my day all the more special!

I am so blessed to have you with me still.

It is really so pleasurable to having the wonderful people like you in my life. I really find myself so lucky!

It's really been a lovely time, so far!

You really made the moment so good. I hope yours went millions times better!

I am so glad to receive so sweet words from you. I am obliged.

So you've seen my name on the upper right corner of your wall. Anyways.. thanks!

I know your schedule is so busy. I am so grateful to all of you for sparing time for sending me a wish.

Made all.. More enjoyable by everyone efforts!

From the bottom of my heart, thank you all for starting me off this early morning with a beautiful texts.

I am touched by all your love.

Grand-parents:

I receive lots of love and care from you. You always supported me. May you enjoy many more years of pleasure. You complete the family.

I have no words to express how important you are. Lots of affection and gratitude for you. We enjoy every moment of your valuable time. Your availability make us feel safe.

Your experience puts light on our ways.

Your are precious to us. Need your guidelines always.

Inspirational:

Recognition of yourself is an achievement and step towards wisdom.

Because is Gotta be you, Only you!

Be so happy that when others look at you they become happy too.

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
- Gerard Way

Rise above the fear! Think more creatively to make things more better!

Life is a nice valuable gift. Live it while spreading smiles allover. There are lots of happy surprises waiting for you so never stop your walk.

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you.
- Dr Phil

Happy the man who early learns the wide chasm that lies between his wishes and his powers.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
- Anatole France

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.

Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for fewer problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom."
- Earl Shoaf

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
- Maya Angelou

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein

Your self-image controls your performance; see yourself as confident and in complete control.
- Brian Tracy

Awesome:

Being with you makes me so good that I am addicted to you.

Today I am so happy because my mentor came to this wonderful world to make it more beautiful.

The person like you can be found with good luck. You make us more wise and we are thankful to you always.

You give always a great attention to solve our problems without any self interest. Today, we need to do something special for you. Hurray!

Colleague:
My Dear,
I send this wish not with fancy card or flashy bling but with a warm heart and friendly face.
Without all your hard work behind the scene, we would not be the company it is..
For that, we thank you from our heart..:)

May your hours be as soft as silk, as white as milk, as sweet as honey and your pocket always full of money!

I feel so fortunate to have a wonderful colleague like you.

Growing with the people like you always been a pleasure for me!

Things were so impossible, but due to your company, I made them possible.

I really want you to grow well, because you really deserve it.

You really have lots of positive vibes in you. The colleague like you is very hard to find.

You are tremendous in doing any job. Keep it up.

I am so confused how to buy this world for you!

You work hard but as today is your day, so lets party hard!

Gift Ideas:

Although mere presence of your can make them feel so happy but if you present a nice gift to your birthday boy/girl, it is just like wow. Often people get confused when it comes to choosing gifts. I am here to help you. You can gift them a fine watch, perfume, cell-phone, clothes, jeans or shirt, backpacks, shaving-box, Bluetooth, goggles, handmade greeting card, some old pictures with nice frame, flowers, DVDS, ring, chain or diamond pendent with name engraved, fine suit, beauty-kit. Arranging a surprise party is also a great idea. And for kids, there are games, puzzles, car toys, teddy-bears, shoes, frocks, school bags, white board, cricket-kit to make them happy.

Facts Related Birthday:

You can tell/aware them about their lucky number which is known as life path number. To calculate this just do a simple math. Add the month, day, and year together to arrive at a total. Now, convert this four digits to a single digit.
For Example: If someone was born on January 17, 1985 (01-17-1985), add the month 01 to the day 17 plus the the year 1985 arriving at a total of 2003. Then add the digits in 2003. The result would give you the Life Path or Lucky Number 5.

A normal person breaths at a rate of about 30 breaths per minute. So since their last birthday, their approx breath count is 15,768,000.

In 1989, there was world's biggest/largest birthday cake was made. It was for the 100th Birthday of the city of Fort Payne, Alabama. It's weight was 128,238 pounds, 8 oz. and 16,209 pounds of icing were used.

Thinking of What to Write on Cake? Well, here are some interesting lines/phrases you use to surprise everyone.

Come-on, eat me before I stale or Again! Time Really Flies.

Way to get older but sweeter v/s Hurray to your undressed day.

I am made for the genius who first cried today!

Don't think too much.. Hurry up.

Guys/girls are impatient and hungry! So cut me.

Give green signal to the Party! Come near to me.

Pick up the knife and divide me!

There are less days in life when you can enjoy and everyone want you to do so. So live each minute of this day!

You are unique. Your way of keeping relationship rocks. Always with you with all my heart and soul.

Some of the best and unique Compliments you Can throw are:

Looking so different or Your dressing style rocks.

We value you. We die to be with you.

You add value to our day to day life.

We learn to give love that we receive from you.

Your opinions value a lot. You create the difference.

Your attitude/behavior encourage everybody.

For Ex:

Although I always try to forget everything between you and me.. but this day is unforgettable.

I think.. I still have the right to remember you, specially today!

I recall the sweet memories we used to make on every year.

After one minute, 12'O clock is going to be 12:01.. Now I should dare to call you!

For Customer:

Working with a good professional person like you has always been a great pleasure. May all your dreams come true. We really appreciate the great support and cooperation from your goodself.Have a great birthday and successful year ahead. Thank you very much.

You are not like a customer but you are our partner. Our best wishes on your birthday. May our business relations will grow like a family. May all your desires come true. Happy Birthday to a most valuable customer. Cheers. Thank you

If you are confused about How to wish a guy/girl, then here you can find the best solution on this.

Best way is to give a personal phone call on/before the very first second of starting the date.

Try to contact some floweriest to deliver some of his/her favorite flowers. Be a reason to start their beautiful day with the freshness of roses.

Leave a different message on their social app where they are active and connected.

It is advisable to make them feel important in the presence of lots of people.

And one more best idea is express that you love and was looking for this right day to propose.

Out of the Box:

Your ways may always be full of lights and the decisions you take may always lead to highest place of the world.

What your day has in it for me? Surprised? Well - It has lot of thank you for me because I am going to give you a never before present! Curious!!

Ops, you popped out today!

Don't let this date just slip away. It is not ordinary. We really want to make it biggest ever.

For sure, so far - you have made milestones, nobody imagined. Keep it up, buddy!

Be like a kid, don't use your mind, let the mischievous grow high and you must live without any hesitations.

Twins

May my son's & daughter's birth day and each day be filled with the smile, happiness, fulfillment of dreams, the sounds of laughter! Happy Birthday to my heartbeats of life - my twins...

Hope, my twins special day is as magical, lovely, naughty and blissful as they are in life. My blessings and love is always with both of you. Hurrah! Cheers.

We are lucky to have both of you together in our empty world. May love between you live forever and you both keep creating wonders.

One in millions have pleasure of blessed with twins. Thank for cheering us always.

You deserve extra because you always gave us extra!

May you shine like a SUN and gives all your warmth to people who are in need. Cheers

Dance like no one is watching and live like this is your best chance to live. Have a amazingly creative life.

You are like a Rose who spread it's nice smell allover. Keep nourishing the world. Thank you

Birthday Wishes for Husband: Send best, sweet, romantic, funny happy I want to tell you something on this special day that you are only one who made .. Pick any line from “birthday quotes for husband” heading or any other heading.

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