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Last year, I have been so stubborn and bad.
I caused you so much pain and hurt.
This year, I want you to know that I will never change.
I will stay the same. Happy New Year!
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I may have loved you less, cared for you less, and given you less.
Do not worry my prayers for you are also less.
Happy New Year!
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This year, I promise to be good so that I have all the reasons to be bad.
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May New Year bring you a new life with your new wife.
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This year, I promise to wake up early so that I can sleep early too!
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For this New Year, I promise not to eat chocolate. Not even a bit. Promise…
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I will conserve water this year.
I will do the laundry less but use deodorant more.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year to all of the people whom I had misunderstandings with.
Catch this firework as a sign of making peace to you!
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If I had done you wrong, I am sorry.
May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.
Happy New Year!
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I want to make this day special.
I decorated your room will plenty of fireworks that you will surely enjoy!
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May New Year makes you realize to stop being a black sheep of this family and start to be a dove that brings peace.
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My New Year’s resolution is to eat less so that I can be sexier.
But whenever I see your fat body, I guess I am already successful with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore.
Happy New Year to you!
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May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains.
Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.
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I will no longer wish you more success.
You’ve had so much already.
It should be mine this year!
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I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
I think I want to try being your husband instead.
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It’s New Year’s Eve!
Time for fireworks and treats
Just be careful though,
Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two.
Have a wonderful new year!
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A glass of water
A bottle of beer
Let’s get ready
And start the New Year’s party!
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I promise not to drink beer anymore,
But since it’s not yet the eve, can I have a bottle more?
Happy New Year, dear!
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They say pain and tears help one to be stronger,
So I am wishing you more tears and pain.
For you to become even stronger than last year.
Happy New Year!
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
May you complete all your new year’s resolutions.
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It’s New Year!
So you can legally drink as much as you want.
Just don’t drive, be safe and have fun!
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My New Year’s Resolution:
Greet all those people who made me crazy this year!
You are one of them.
Don’t get me wrong, you just made my life worth living.
Happy New Year!
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It’s New Year’s Day once again,
Time to make resolutions and promises again.
I’m just hoping that after all the writin’
The resolutions won’t be in vain.
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This year,
Less complaining, more blessings
Less keeping, more sharing
Have a meaningful and blessed New Year ahead!
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Some people don’t like New Year that much.
Because they have to make resolutions they will break a week after.
Happy New Year!
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
~ Bill Vaughan
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New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
~ James Agate
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Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
~ Brooks Atkinson
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New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
~ Mark Twain
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Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
~ Anonymous
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I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
~ Anais Nin
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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
~ Joey Adams
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From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
~ Leonard Bernstein
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Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you. But your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others.
~ Anonymous
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The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.
~ G. K. Chesterton
We all love a light joke, every now and then. Following are some one liners which you can use to wish your friends a Happy New Year.
May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!
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I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
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I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!
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I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
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I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
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I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.
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May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!
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I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavored EDT!
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I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year!
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I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.
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We will open the book,
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and
Its first chapter is New Years Day.
What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.
What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous
Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.
Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear,
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year…
Renewal Of Friendship Contract 2019
After Serious And Cautious Consideration,
Your Contract Has Been Renewed For The Year 2019.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It’s Impossible To Find A Friend
Who is
95% Ideal
96% Smart
97% Kind
98% True
99% TALENTED
and
100% Lovable
So,
Don’t lose Whom U Never Want To Lose.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year
On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
To kick start my New Year:
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I resolve... I resolve 2...
I resolve 2, uh...
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er...
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er,
off-line work theone, to!
A friend asks his friend 4 a cigrtte. His friend says
I think u made a Nw Yr resolution 2 quit smoking.
Da man says. I am in da process of quitting.Right now
I am in da middle of phase 1. What's phase 1?
I've quit buying
Nw Yr's Day: Now is da accepted time 2 make ur regular annual
good resolutions. Next week u can begin paving hell with dam as usual.
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.
Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.
John, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year's resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I'm in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I've quit buying.”
“Families are complicated enough, but things became even more confusing after my father decided to get married to my brother's mother-in-law. "Now I can't make up my mind whether he's my dad or my father-in- law," says my brother, "or if my mother-in-law is now my stepmother, or whether my child is my daughter or my niece.”
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2019
Boy to a Girl :
“You Are Like A COIN”
Girl: hmmm, wow realy..??
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Boy: No,no actualy i Want To Say ,
Theepay day mounh waliye.
Happy New Year.
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New Year's Day. A fresh start. A new chapter in life waiting to be written. New questions to be asked, embraced, and loved. Answers to be discovered and then lived in this transformative year of delight and self-discovery. Today carve out a quiet interlude for yourself in which to dream, pen in hand. Only dreams give birth to change.
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Happy New Year Greetings 2017, Inspirational Messages, Wishes & Cards
Happy New Year Greetings 2017, Inspirational Messages, Wishes & Cards
Happy New Year Greetings 2017, Inspirational Messages, Wishes & Cards
Happy New Year Greetings 2017, Inspirational Messages, Wishes & Cards
Happy New Year Greetings 2017, Inspirational Messages, Wishes & Cards
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