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Who doesn’t love birthday celebrations? We all do! Although some people think birthdays are just an opportunity for friends and family to meet again, for others a birthday is far more than that. 

Birthdays make us look back to the years that have passed. We start to realize how strong we are for surviving life’s challenges and the lessons we have learned all through the years. Even though a birthday is an inevitable sign of us getting older, it is also a great reminder of how blessed we are to have lived another year. It gives us a chance to correct our mistakes, achieve more goals, appreciate the world’s beauty, and spend quality time with our loved ones. Birthdays should be a celebration of our being; of what we have become. We encourage you to first greet yourselves a happy birthday because you are alive today and hopefully blessed with many more years to live!

Here we have compiled happy birthday to me quotes that we thought you might like as you celebrate your special day. We also want to be the first people to greet you a Happy Birthday! May you continue to live this life, blessed and a blessing to others. Have a blast!

Happy Birthday To Me Quotes

1. Today is the most important day of my life. And I’m going to celebrate it accordingly. Happy birthday to me.

 

2. My journey so far in life has been amazing, and I want to thank God for that. Happy birthday to me.

 

3. Wishing myself a joyous birthday full of God’s amazing blessings.

 

4. My being alive and healthy today is as a result of none other than the almighty God. I’ll forever be grateful to you, God. Happy birthday to myself.

 

5. On my special day, I wish myself happiness and great accomplishments in the coming year. Happy birthday to me.

 

6. Today is the birthday of one of the world’s greatest men. Happy birthday to me.

 

7. I’m my only hope. I don’t believe in anyone but myself. Happy birthday to me.

 

8. On this special day of mine, I just want to give thanks to the almighty God for the gift of life and happiness. I pray that He continues to bless me throughout the year.

 

9. I walk around believing there’s nothing I cannot accomplish simply because I believe in myself. Happy birthday to me.

 

10. It’s my birthday today, and by all means, I shall party until I can party no more.

 

11. You’re free to join in if you want to. Happy birthday to me.

 

12. On this day, I wish myself a life filled to the brim with happiness. Happy birthday to me.

 

13. Happy Birthday to my beautiful self.

14. Birthday? Who’s Birthday? It’s my Birthday! Yaaaaayyyyyy.

 

15. Keep calm and happy birthday to me.

 

16. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday, dear me. Happy birthday to me.

 

17. Keep calm and sing happy birthday to me. I’m a princess today!

 

18. So, what if nobody came? I’ll have all the ice cream and tea. And I’ll laugh at myself. And I’ll dance with myself. And I’ll sing Happy birthday to me.

 

19. I am what I am. That’s a great thing to be! If I say so myself, Happy birthday to me. – Dr. Seuss

 

20. Yay! It’s my birthday once again! Wishing me, myself and I a memorable birthday full of the Lord’s blessings. Happy birthday to me.

 

21. Today, I just want to thank God for adding another year to my life. Happy birthday to me.

 

22. I will put a smile on my face and won’t let the troubles of life get me down because it’s my birthday today. A very happy birthday to me.

 

23. I’m officially a year older today and much cooler than ever. Happy birthday to me.

 

24. Today, I’m going to be selfish and focus all my attention on me. Today, I make myself my priority. Happy birthday to me.

 

25. This special day makes me a year older and more beautiful than ever! Happy birthday to me.

 

26. Today, I’m going to have fun with my friends and loved ones because it’s a very special day for me. Happy birthday to me.

 

27. I’m going to do something really fun and cool today because it’s my birthday.

 

28. Thank you, God, for blessing me with another year of life.

 

29. It’s my birthday! And by God, I shall celebrate and party like tomorrow never exists. Thank you, God.

 

30. I’m such an awesome person that it’s hard for anyone not to recognize it – even me! Happy birthday to me.

 

31. Wishing myself the happiest of birthdays. On this special day, I just want to thank you God for the priceless gift of life that He has given me and for the wonderful people He has put in my life.

 

32. It’s my birthday! I’m getting older and cooler at the same time, which makes me special. This doesn’t often happen to a lot of people.

 

33. Happy birthday to a person that is beautiful, smart, cool and reminds me a lot of myself.

 

34. I celebrate me today because I know I’m special and living my life in grace and favor. Happy birthday to myself.

 

35. I might not be the richest person in the world or the world’s president but I have happiness, peace of mind, and most importantly the gift of life. Thank you, God, for blessing me with such priceless gifts. On my birthday, I celebrate these little but priceless things. Happy birthday to me.

 

36. I celebrate my special day with the realization that I am currently in possession of the most priceless gift on Earth – LIFE. Happy birthday to me.

 

37. It’s my birthday, and I shall rejoice because I know how far God has brought me in this life. May the good Lord be forever praised. Happy birthday to me.

 

38. Before the avalanche of birthday wishes come in, let me be the first to wish myself a very wonderful birthday. God bless me.

39. I’m excited today because it’s my birthday. Today, I pray for happiness, peace, and prosperity. I know God will answer my prayers. Happy birthday to myself.

 

40. I’m alive, self-dependent, and beautiful. I’m so proud of who I am. Happy birthday to me.

 

41. On my special day, I just want to wish myself pure happiness that never ends. Happy birthday to me.

 

42. I certainly consider myself to be one of the luckiest people in this world, which is why on my birthday, I don’t want to ask God for anything but thank Him for all the good things He has blessed me with over the years. Thank you, Father.

 

43. Happy birthday to sweet me! I am blessed and highly favored.

 

44. I am thankful to God for blessing me every single day of my life. I’m a truly blessed soul. Happy birthday to me.

 

45. Today is my birthday, and by God, I shall treat myself like a King/Queen – even if it’s just for one day.

 

46. I feel deep within my heart that this special day is going to mark the beginning of a wonderful year for me. Happy birthday to me.

 

47. I just want to thank God for keeping me alive to see this special day of mine. Happy birthday to me.

 

48. I am proud of my accomplishments thus far. It feels so good to be me. Happy birthday to myself.

 

49. As I celebrate my birthday, I ask for God’s blessings in my life. May I be blessed with happiness, good health, and prosperity. Happy birthday to me.

 

50. Today marks yet another amazing day for me. Thanks to the Lord Almighty, a new age has been awarded me, and I pray for many more days like this joyous anniversary I am experiencing today.

 

51. Hurray! It is here again, and I want to share this special day of mine with you all. Happy birthday to me! The Lord has been merciful to me and I pray for more mercies in the years ahead.

 

52. I pray to the Lord for more of an ecstatic day like today. Not many have the opportunity to have a new year added to their lives. It is only by Your grace that I can celebrate today. I wish myself a cheerful birthday.

 

53. Hurray! The day has come again for me to say a wish, and I wish myself success and everlasting happiness as I celebrate a birthday full of joy today.

 

54. I am very thankful and grateful to the Almighty for granting me yet another year. I pray for an abundance of grace in my world.

 

55. Special thanks to the Lord and everyone who has been instrumental in my life. I pray for many more heavenly days like today. Happy birthday to me.

 

56. I will be forever grateful to the Lord for giving me another special day on this earth. On this day, I pray for a peaceful birthday and supernatural guidance in the life ahead.

 

57. Lord, thank you for giving and blessing me with this special day. I will forever praise You. I pray that You continue to give me many more days like today.

 

58. Lord, please guide me in all that I do today and in the many days and years ahead as I celebrate my birthday.

 

59. I will drink and make merry today, because it is that wonderful day again and I give all credits to the Lord for making it possible for me. I pray for a joyful anniversary today and always. Amen.

 

60. Singing, dancing and praising the Lord is the least that I can do to show appreciation for including yet another age to mine. I pray for more jubilant days ahead. Happy birthday to me.

 

61. No one has shown me more love, care, and mercies than You have done, Oh Lord; and on my birthday today, I want to thank you for all that You have done for me and the many more wonders that You are yet to do in this world for me.

 

62. Living to see yet another wonderful year is a priceless blessing. Dear God, on this special day, I cry for more priceless blessings like this.

 

63. Today is my birthday, and my heart is full of nothing but gratitude. I pray that the Lord will grant me more special days like this to praise His name.

64. I am special today because I am getting an additional year in this world. I beseech advancement in my career and finances. Wishing myself the happiest of birthdays.

 

65. Lord, I cannot thank you enough for all the wonderful things You have done for me. Today is another wonderful gift that You have given me, and I will make merry and praise Your mighty name. Happy anniversary to me.

 

66. I live a magical life, and I can only thank the Lord for making it possible. I pray to the Lord for more and more better days to come.

 

67. Happy blessed birthday to me! I pray for the directions of the Lord and for better opportunities to come my way. Amen.

 

68. I’m thankful to my Creator for all what He has done in my life, most importantly for giving me the privilege to enjoy another birthday in good health and happiness.  Thank you, God. Happy birthday to me.

 

69. As I commemorate the day I was ushered into this world, I just want to shout out loud how grateful I am for being in possession of the priceless and precious gift of life, which is without a shred of doubt the biggest birthday gift I could ever ask for. Happy birthday to me.

 

70. Today is my birthday. And as I celebrate it, I’m thankful for the great blessing of waking up in the morning to see another day. I’m also grateful for all the good things that the good Lord has done in my life over the years, and I pray that He continues to shower my life with His precious blessings. Happy birthday to me.

 

71. Happy Birthday to someone awesome, talented, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my birthday.

 

72. Today I’m going to party hard like I have all the right excuses- because I do! It’s my birthday. Happy birthday to me. Look out world, this party animal has been let off the leash.

 

73. I believe that I am the equivalent to a fine wine or a delicious old cheese. The older the better. I am thrilled to be another year older today! Happy Birthday to me.

 

74. They say that having birthdays are just like going over speed bumps through life before you get old. Well, today’s my birthday and I’m flying over this one right to the cocktail party. Happy birthday to me.

 

75. Every year I swear I’m getting more beautiful, awesome, adorable, and lovely to be around- congrats on another year and happy birthday to you. Love, me.

 

76. I’ve always wanted an excuse to eat tons of food, dress up, play around the house all day, and do whatever I wanted for just one day. Now I can because today is my birthday! Yeah me.

 

77. Dear self, stay calm and know that fun is on the way… um, actually, you forgot to order the cake and invite all the people, so it may be a while. Anyway, happy birthday.

 

78. Dear friends and family, it’s my birthday! You can drop off all presents at my doorstep or just take me out to lunch. Thanks in advance for all the gifts! Happy birthday to me.

 

79. Yay for me! I finally have an excuse to wear as much glitter as I want. It’s my birthday! Happy birthday to me.

 

80. I swear you guys, 30 has never looked so good! Of course, now that I’m in it.

81. Happy birthday to me and you are welcome to all you fellow 30-year-olds. This year is going to rock.

 

82. Aww. Thanks so much to all the people who remembered me on my birthday. That equals about: one. Happy birthday to me, from myself.

 

83. Happy Birthday to me! Here is to another year of terrible decisions and reckless abandon.

 

84. Today is my birthday! My fifth 30th birthday, to be exact! Happy Birthday to me.

 

85. Happy Birthday to me! Turning a year older has made me wonder about certain things, like how much longer can I get away with telling people that I am twenty-five?

 

86. As I wish myself a Happy Birthday, I can’t help but think of all of the things that getting older brings with it….wait, what was I saying, again? Oh, well! Happy Birthday to me.

 

87. Wishing myself a very Happy Birthday! Cheers to another year of mishaps, shenanigans, and other somewhat adult behavior!

 

88. To be another year wiser, braver, and better must really be something! Maybe next year! Happy Birthday to me.

 

89. It is my birthday, and while I should know better, I really do not! Cheers to me, anyway.

 

90. With many people’s birthdays come a sense of responsibility and maturity, phooey to that! Happy Birthday to me.

 

91. Happy Birthday to the most glorious and intelligent person that I know! Myself!

 

92. With age comes aches, crankiness, and forgetfulness! But there is cake! There is always cake! Happy Birthday to me.

 

93. Most people change when they age; I always manage to stay thirty-five! Wishing myself a Happy Birthday.

 

94. Best wishes to me, on my birthday! Every time my birthday occurs, I do not count the number of years that have passed! I count the number of procedures I have had! I am only up to three, so I am good.

 

95. Most birthdays involve remembering old times. Fortunately for me, I can’t even remember what I did, even five minutes ago! Happy Birthday to me.

 

96. Some days are more glorious than others! This day is not one of them! Happy Birthday to me.

 

97. As I commemorate my birthday, I do not just see someone who is a year older, and has wrinkles. I also see someone with gray hair! Happy Birthday to me.

 

98. Today, I have decided that getting older is great! Well, not for me! For someone else! Best Wishes, on my birthday.

 

99. Cheers to me, on my birthday! Now that it is here, I am grateful to be a year older! More things ache, but I am too old to think about all of them, and to really care.

 

100. Since it is my birthday, I have looked in the mirror, and found that it is not so bad! I can still pretend to be ten years younger than I actually am! Happy Birthday to me.

 

101. The arrival of my special day has reminded me that there are so many things that a person my age should know! I do not know any of them, but I am sure there are many! Happy Birthday to me.

 

102. As the years have gone by, I have seen a multitude of things! Thankfully, this year marks my getting closer to be too old to remember any of them! Happy Birthday to me.

 

103. Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! My birthday has shown me that age is only a number! One of which I plan to keep a secret, for as long as I can.

 

104. Here is to me, on my birthday! Being the oldest person in the room really says something about me! I am not sure if it is good or bad, but it really says something about me.

 

105. On my birthday, I honor the fact that no one will ever know my real age! Cheers, to me.

 

106. The date of my birth has made me realize that a person does not get to my age, without making smart decisions, and always thinking things through! It is truly, a wonder that I even made it this far! Happy Birthday to me.

 

107. Wishing myself a Happy Birthday! On this day, I am aware of the fact that most of the people in my life, now see me as being old! It is now time to get some new friends.

 

108. I’m not old. I’m classic! Happy birthday to me.

109. Here is to me, on my very, special day! I now see that the age that I am should not matter to anyone else, mainly because it does not matter to me! I can barely remember it.

 

110. Even though a lot of things have changed about me, through the years, some things have stayed the same: I am no wiser than yesterday! Cheers, to me.

 

111. On my birthday, I took a nice, long look at the friends I have who are about my age. Then I left the room, to get away from all of those old people! Happy Birthday to me.

 

112. My birthday makes me think of something that a person can be reminded of when marking his or her special day: the person celebrating it is still young and has much to do! This is not one of those birthdays! Happy Birthday to me.

 

113. When I woke up today, I remembered that it was my birthday then I forgot about all of the things that I planned to do and fell asleep! Happy Birthday to me.

 

114. Dear self, have a wonderful day and don’t forget you can now park in the handicap spaces everywhere. Happy birthday you oldie.

 

115. Even though I’m super old now, I’m glad my taste buds are still working- so I can still enjoy my cake and eat it too! Happy birthday to me.

 

116. Even though I have come to an age when my train-of-thought sometimes leaves without me, I’m ok with it. I mean, I have enough money now to afford riding in a Cadillac instead, so I guess some things do work out in the end. Happy birthday to me.

 

117. When did I get so stinking old?! I can only meet up with friends these days by visiting the cemetery- that’s when you know you’re old. Oh well, happy birthday to me.

 

118. Now that I’m officially middle-aged and my brain has caught up with me, why does my body have to start running away?! It’s just not fair. I guess I know what I’m buying myself on my birthday: Botox and a gym membership. Happy birthday to me.

 

119. Hey guys, I finally figured out what the wonder years are all about- these days all I do is wonder where things are, like my phone, my wallet, my car. Yeah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Happy birthday to me. Yay.

 

120. Dear people, I know, it’s my birthday today. What I miss the most is being at the age when I thought all the shit I had planned would work out. Now I’m old enough to realize it won’t and it officially sucks. Happy birthday to me. P.S. Please send all sympathy cards to my Facebook timeline so I can feel better about myself.

 

121. Well, guys, it’s official. I’m old. I was online today and had to actually scroll down to find my birth year in the scrollbar. Happy birthday to me. Yippee.

 

122. Happy birthday to myself, keep on loving the life that you are in because it is truly yours.

 

123. Once again I am in control of the life that I am living and it is great, happy birthday to me.

 

124. Dear me, I wish that I can tell you just how proud I am of you and all of your achievements.

 

125. I love what I have become after all these years, so to me, I am saying a very happy birthday.

126. Happy birthday to myself for whom I cannot even imagine how life would be without you.

 

127. Happy birthday to me, I am definitely loving this day I hope it would keep being this way.

 

128. Those who never thought I would amount to anything should watch my ascension into stardom! I’m getting there. Happy birthday to me.

 

129. When I look back, I see how I’ve managed to grow to this height. Kudos to me and happy birthday to this lovely me.

 

130. Life and people have turned me down, a lot of times. But, I’ve made up my mind, I won’t settle for less. Happy birthday to me.

 

131. I might be surrounded by bad people. But who cares? Cos life itself is a bitch! Ain’t stopping now! Happy birthday to me.

 

132. Life will throw many obstacles in our life’s path, which will make us sad or disappointed at times. Dealing positively with these obstacles is what makes the difference between them turning into worse states or being overcome. Thank God for my life. Happy birthday to me.

 

133. Dear God, forgive me for the hours I wasted, for the chances I failed to take, for the opportunities I missed this past year. Help me in the days ahead to make this the best year yet, and through it to bring good credit to myself. Happy birthday to me.

 

134. A person is never too old to dream, or set some goals in life, or enough to strive. Because life gives new opportunity every way. Happy birthday to me.

 

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Sending birthday greetings has become a necessary tradition these days. Have you found it difficult to draft a happy birthday wish SMS and got stuck along the way? There are cases when you are at a loss for words to say, and some samples of birthday texts can come to your aid.

A genuine birthday wish will surely make anyone's day. This year, say 'Happy Birthday!' with a few words that no one will forget.

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  • Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!
  • May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Happy birthday!
  • This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I've ever known.
  • May you be gifted with life's biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.
  • Count not the candles the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday.
  • Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.
  • Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!
  • Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.
  • Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams!
  • Best friends make life bearable. You always know that there will be someone to watch your back when you plan to get into some form of mischief. As you add one more year, I wish you all the happiness that this life can bring your way.
  • You understand everything that happens to me. Our friendship makes a lot of people envy. We have known each other since we were young. I have seen you celebrate many birthdays but this is a special one because it marks a major milestone in our friendship. I wish you love and happiness my dearest friend.
  • My girlfriend deserves the best. As you celebrate your birthday, I wish you all the best. I know you are getting a little wiser and even more caring. Have a happy one my darling friend.
  • Birthdays are a reminder of how much we have grown over the years. I know that you were born to be special which is why you continue to be the greatest friend anyone can wish for. I wish you more love and grace as you turn a year older today.
  • You are one in a million. A friend to be treasured and kept for life. As you celebrate your birthday, I thank the universe for allowing you to be born. You are a blessing to humanity.

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100+ Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Quotes, Jokes & Images

Looking for Happy Birthday funny wishes, quotes, jokes and images to put a smile on someone's face on their birthday? Whether it's for him or for her, a friend or a colleague, or maybe even a belated birthday wish, we've got you covered with our huge selection of funny birthday wishes.

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Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again!

Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.

Technically you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!

Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes

I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!

Funny birthday wishes about getting older:

It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
~ Unknown.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

You're not old! ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that...

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us.

Don't grow up... It's a trap!

Great news! ...you're still alive!

You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

Don't think of it as turning [insert age]. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

Looking [insert age] is great - if you're sixty.

[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

[insert age]?! I demand a recount!

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here's to many more.

Happy birthday! And remember you're not [insert age] ...you're 18 with [XX] years' experience.

[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Her

A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.

The secret to staying young is make up... make up an age, then stick with it!

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends!

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani

You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?

Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Him

Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!

Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.

Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope

You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
~ Henry Youngman


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Happy Birthday Funny Belated Wishes

Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books...

I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Best Friend

Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.

Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything.

Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.

You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.

By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
~ Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John Grier

Happy 21st again!

If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!


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Happy Birthday Funny Jokes

A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.

How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won't stop toasting me.

Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.

Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's far too difficult to put them on the bottom.

You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know you're old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.

You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize.

Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!


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Sweet Happy Birthday wishes for friends and family to wish them all the best on their Happy Birthday to my crazy, fun, fabulous best friend!.

Happy Birthday To Me Quotes

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Congratulations today because it’s your birthday and you are one of the lucky one to witness today and you must be really happy and grateful to heaven for that. Birthday comes once in a year and now it’s your own very special day out of 365, it’s really something to celebrate and be happy for.

This article is in two collections, the short birthday wishes and the long birthday wishes.

The short birthday wishes for you:

#1: Happy birthday to a beautiful and strong soul, yeah you guess right. It’s my birthday. Happy birthday to me!!

#2: Cheers to surviving another year and grateful for being here to celebrate myself. Happy birthday to me!

#3: I am not just a year older but also a year better and happier like never before. Happy birthday to me!

#4: I’ll enjoy the best of today and laugh like never before because it’s my day. Happy birthday to me!

#5: Heaven has been really good to me by adding another year to my age. Happy birthday to me!

#6: My wishes for myself today are more grace, more prosperity, more happiness and more years ahead. Happy birthday to me!

#7: May this day bring unexpected blessing and endless joy to me now and forever more. Happy birthday to me.

#8: It’s another 365 days of existence thanks to the lord of all creature for the grace to be alive. Happy birthday to myself.

#9: What a time to be alive, I’m the most happiest man on earth today. Happy birthday to me.

#10: What else can I be thankful for than being among those that is still enjoying the oxygen of life. happy birthday to me.

#11: I really wish I could scream my voice across the universe to show how happy I am today, happy birthday to me!

#12: I should be given an award for mr/miss awesome because I’m indeed a rare gem. Happy birthday to me!

#13: I know I am a source of blessing to others and I’m happy to celebrate another year. Happy birthday to me.

#14: The cake is here and I’m ready to blow out the candles and also to make some sweet wishes for myself. Wishing myself a wonderful year ahead. Happy birthday to me!

#15: Most people spend their entire life trying to be a great person but I am few of the lucky ones who had always been great from birth. Happy birthday to me.

#16: On this day, the sweetest being on earth was born. Happy birthday to me.

#17: I am officially +1 which indicate a plus to my success. Happy birthday to me!

#18: It’s another new phase of my life, filled with love and all the joy that I have always imagined. Happy birthday to me.

#19: Happy birthday to myself, and promise to keep on loving the life that you are in because it is truly yours.

#20: To the person that I am this very day, it is tremendous growth through the good and tough times. Happy birthday.

#21: To this blessed and beautiful soul, happy birthday and may the Lord litter your paths with blessings.

#22: I am not just a year older but also a year wiser. Happy birthday to me!

#23: May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity to me. Happy birthday to lucky me.

#24: Happy Birthday to someone awesome, humble, beautiful, and funny! Yes, that’s right, it’s my birthday.

#35: Hooray! It’s my birthday once again! Wishing me, myself and I a memorable birthday full of the Lord’s blessings. Happy birthday to me.

#34: Hope this special day and others to come will blossom into lots of dreams come true! Happy birthday to a happy me.

#35: Mon and dad, thanks for a wonderful gift to the world. Happy birthday dear sweet me.

#36: It’s that special day again when I always paint a smile on my face and dare any troubles of life to come because I feel superb and abundantly blessed. A very happy birthday to me.

#37: When I woke up, I realized it must be a special day for some reason. Oh yes, it is the day that I was born! I am so grateful for the gift of life! Happy birthday to me!

#38: Happy birthday to me! Today, I give myself permission to be good to myself. I will make sure to do something I enjoy on my special day! I am worth it!

#39: I survived another year. I am a year older and hopefully a year wiser. I rejoice and celebrate the blessings that God has given me.

#40: What a wonderful and exciting day this is. All of the best people were born on this day! That is why it is no surprise that today is my birthday, as well.

#41: Happy birthday to me! This year, I am a little stronger and a little wiser. God has granted me another year, and I promise myself that I will make the best of it!

#42: Today is the day I have looked forward to all year. This is the day that is all about me! I will have fun and do what I enjoy. Happy birthday to me!

#43: This has been a good year. I have accomplished many of the goals that I set for myself. Well done, me! I am going to treat myself to a special celebration. Happy birthday to me!

Long birthday wishes and messages for you:

#1: Today is the start of a new year for me and a new chapter of my life. What a great time to be alive! I am grateful for the blessings of the past, and I look forward to more blessings in the coming year. Happy birthday to me!

#2: It is my birthday today! I am going to go out for my favorite meal and have a triple chocolate cake with ice cream. There are no calories on my birthday! Woohoo!

#3: Happy birthday to someone who is smart, beautiful, talented, and all around wonderful. Who could that person be? I wonder. That’s right, you guessed it! It’s me! I am going to enjoy my special day today.

#4: It is another birthday. In thinking of this past year, there have been many ups and downs. Yet, I made it through. I look forward to a fresh beginning and starting a new year. Happy birthday to me.

#5: Many people depend on me and make demands upon me. Today, however, is all about me! I am going to give myself special treats and do what I want to do. I deserve it! Happy birthday to me!

#6: This year was a difficult one, with many struggles and hardships. I got through it, though! Yay, me! Today is the start of a brand-new year. I am looking forward to a fresh start. Happy birthday to me!

#7: The birds woke me up with a sweet song, the sun shine radiantly through my windows and the cool breeze gently tap me to wake up to a brand new day filled with joy and laughter, a day specially made for me. Happy birthday to me.

#8: Today marks another awesome year for me and I can only be grateful and happy for this grace heaven has grant me, a new age has been added to my life and I’ve been blessed with blessings beyond my expectations. Happy birthday to me!

#9: Only God is worthy of all my praises and adoration today, he gave me peace in times of troubles, soothes my pain, put a smile on my face during my sad days and also gave me sunshine in my cloudy days. Happy birthday to me!

#10: Dear Self, you have really done so good and so well and you really deserve all the good things that comes your way. You have survive one more year of struggles, laughter and love. Congratulations on passing out in flying colors. Happy birthday to me!

#11: My heart is filled with happiness and my soul is filled with joy because I’m lucky enough to witness today and to see my loved ones around me. Happy birthday to me!

#12: I believe so much in myself, I have what it takes to be a greater person than I was before, I’m a trademark on my own and I have got all it takes to build an empire for myself and I am grateful to heaven for this opportunity. Happy birthday to me!

#13: Dear Self, this birthday serves as a reminder that you have enjoyed the full grace of the lord and that you indeed deserve to be celebrated. You’ve worked through fire and came out without a scratch and you’re indeed a survivor. Happy birthday dear self.

#14: I look around at all of the wonderful friends and family that I have and all of the lovely birthday messages I have received. I have been so blessed. I look forward to another year of my life. Happy birthday to me.

Related: Birthday Prayers & Blessings for Myself and Loved Ones

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