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September 11, 2018 Anniversary Wishes 5 comments

The variety of funny anniversary wishes depends on the purpose, for which you Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes For Husband And Wife.

Wedding are always occasions to spread and share laughter, cheer, love and joy and that is why sending a funny wedding wish to a person close to you on this very amazing day can relax them more than you think. Fun can be gotten from anywhere, especially where two or more people are gathered. Share and spread some laughter by sending a unique funny wedding wish or message to that special someone on their very special day. Here are some messages you can choose from for that lucky man or woman getting hitched to the girl or boy of his dreams:

Best Funny Wedding Wishes

  • It takes two people who want to be together to get married, but the opposite is the case with you two. Because you’re always brawling. Happy married life lovers and brawlers. Have fun filled marriage.
  • Happy married life friend, the only friend I can call the best even though he’s shitty at times. I never get less from you when comic is concerned, be blessed all through your marriage.
  • Just get ready to annoy yourself by the single person till the whole life. Wishing you a very happy married life.
  • Marriages – a great shock with a forceful attempt so you are the victim of it. Enjoy your rest of life under its impression. Congratulations.
  • Weddings sometimes seem like funerals for when someone gains a partner for life we lose a drinking buddy and the leader of our mischievous gang. Congrats bro!
  • I have known you as a frog all my life how did you become the king you are today? She must be something, congrats on your wedding!

 

  • The only memories that I have of you are the ones that makes me smile whenever I remember. You’re such a naughty friend and I dare not replace you. Enjoy your special day.
  • I’ll miss the way we sit down to judge others and make jest of them, but now you have to do it alone. Because your woman won’t be a part of it. Happy married life.
  • My friend, it’s better to hangover yourself rather than get committed in the relation of marriage.  Hope all is well. Wish you a wonderful life.
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  • The luminosity of marriage is just for two days, you have to repent it later. So your time is over for running. Stick to the single man till the end. Happy Married Life.
  • I won’t forget how we used to stay long after school in order to escape the work and chastisement at home. You’re a great friend in crime. Happy married life buddy.
  • Happy married life cracked buddy, when I’m alone I laugh, but when I’m with you I laugh till I cry. I’m going to miss your craziness man. Enjoy your new home.

  • Many congratulations on your wedding. You are going to lose your all senses.
  • Only brave people engaged in marital relations, not the sissies. Congratulation brother, for the biggest union of your life. Happy marriage.
  • Tears of joy fill my eyes as I now realize everything we once shared now belongs to me! Mwahaha congrats on your wedding beautiful!
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  • You look beautiful on your wedding gown, love you and congrats on your wedding love! You definitely wore it better!
  • Happy married life friend, I wish you’ll legalize our friendship like you’re doing to that woman today. Anyway. Enjoy your home a lot.
  • I hate to miss you, but now I’m going to miss loving you because another miss has taken you away. I wish you both happiness. Happy married life naughty friend.

 

  • Congratulations for the joy forever like two peanuts attach in a shell. Wishing you a very Happy Married Life.
  • Many congratulations for signing out from bachelor’s life. Welcome to the world of Maryland. Congratulations.
  • Be the ideal husband of your wife, otherwise, you have the chance to switch for the other one. Good luck in marriage!
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  • Congratulations on sleeping with the same person for the rest of your life, I hope you enjoy each other. Love you guys!
  • Seeing you here bring tears to my eyes, I was tired of being the third wheel anyway, have fun guys. Congrats on tying the knot!
  • Happy married life lazy friend. The critical work of your wife is to be responsible for everyone; I hope you’ll not kill her with much work and responsibility. Happy married life.

  • Happy married life to a controversial friend; I hope your wife won’t find out that you married her to win a bet. Do enjoy your home.
  • Happy married life buddy, I’m sure you’re aware and prepared that it’s war that you’re going to face, so brace up. Congratulations friend and happy fighting.
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  • Now you have entered into the world’s biggest zoo where humans are animals, fighting for their basic needs. Have a great season of the wedding.
  • The biggest adventure of life is to tolerate a person till the whole life. Many congratulations on your wedding. Hope you have a good life.
  • As soon as you learn the basic requirements of spending an ideal married life. You will surely love this stage of life. Congratulations on your wedding, brother.

 

  • Happy married life brother; now that you’re married I hope you’ll help in finding the secret to a happy marriage because it remains a secret to everyone especially me. Lol.
  • Happy married life sister, I feel sorry for that poor man there because your nagging will certainly kill him soon. I hope he’ll last a bit longer before you eventually kill him.
  • Please hold on to your temper for a little while sis, at least for as long as you can. Or else you’ll suffocate this man like you did to me. Congratulations dear sis.
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  • Start ready for giving and taking. No indeed, just giving and giving. Your wife knows well how to take it. Congratulations on your marriage.
  • Congratulations for the new life of slavery. Happy Married Life.
  • Enjoy as much as you can, these days will never back again. Tomorrow is your wedding day. Happy single life for today.

  • This day will never be forgotten, two of the most beautiful people in the world witnessed a lovely and holy matrimony, and I mean me and your beautiful bride, congrats bro!
  • If I wasn’t here I wouldn’t have believed it, I hope you have the best time of your life as you celebrate forever. I love you guys!
  • Marriage often starts with love and ends on the wrestling ring; I hope your story will be different, by wrestling not on the ring but on bed. Happy married life brother.
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  • Congratulations friend, your wife is really a gentle woman, our uncle once said; nothing terrorizes him more than his gentle wife. I hope your situation is different.
  • What you wish the one you get. Never laugh on your priorities and choices, might your husband is one of them. Happy Married Life, dear sister.
  • The stage of keeping your mouth shut has started. Don’t worry. Everyone is doing this job very well who are in this relation. Good luck in marriage!

 

  • The matter of moments to come closer two hearts and enjoy their marriage with the string of sweet love. Have a wonderful wedding day.
  • Congratulations on your wedding brother, don’t forget to hold on to your woman as you often hold on to your credit card even when there’s nothing in your account. Enjoy your home.
  • Oh buddy, your bride looks a lot like an angel today, so beautiful! I hope you know she’ll want to keep that beauty at the expense of your life. Enjoy your ride together.
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  • Relationships are like boxing competition, while marriage is like the final, if you survived the other stages, you’ll definitely be knocked out in the finals.  All the luck in the ring friend.
  • My life is hidden in your pretty face. So please do not wash your face otherwise your makeup will spoil my life. Have a great wedding day.
  • Just remember this slogan ‘my wife is always right’.  You will spend a very happy life, no doubt. Hope you have lifetime happiness and joy. Happy Married Life.

  • The death of love occurs when the relation of marriage starts. Practicality prevails and love lost. Wishing you a very happy married life.
  • I hope your marriage will make you happy and not make you to be a philosopher; philosophers in marriages are clearly missing as they barely enjoy freedom. Enjoy your union buddy.
  • I’m glad our friend found the only woman that will annoy him for the rest of his life; I’m not ready to find mine because I don’t want to die soon. Happy married life buddy.
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  • You must get ready to work your butts off buddy, because it’s a workshop where you must work and your woman must shop with your earnings. Enjoy the beauty of marriage.
  • Wishing you both a very happy wrestling match. Now let’s see who will win. Congratulations on your wedding!
  • Congratulation and good luck for the journey of life.  May you always see the funny episode of this season.

 

  • If you are not blind then try to act like it and if you are not deaf then try to pretend it. If you want to spend a good life. Hope everything is doing well. Happy wedding to both of you.
  • The beauty of a relationship is to bear each other whether you love or not. Wishing you a very Happy Married Life.
  • Marriages are like the cream in the coffee cup. At first, it tastes good but later it tastes bitter. May you both have the lifetime of happiness and pleasure. Happy Married Life.
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  • If you can do it, then no man shall be left single. I love you bro, congrats on finally tying the knot!
  • May the angel of faithfulness, loyalty and humility be with you as you venture into this beautiful journey. Love you to the moon and back, congrats on your wedding!
  • One plus one in your case makes one, may you be a big beautiful oneness full of love and unbreakable respect. Love you guys! Congrats!
  • You finally did it, you finally fooled someone long enough to be yours forever, I bet you are feeling really great about it. Congrats!!

  • I cannot begin to describe how very emotional this makes me, I knew you would find the one I just thought it would be after I got married, on my wedding day maybe, congrats on your wedding, I’m coming next!
  • This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen, the prince and the pauper joining in holy goodness #just kidding. Love you guys!
  • May this day forever be engraved in your memory as the day you both made an eternal promise to each other. Congrats on your wedding days dears!
  • We are now finally family, have they told you I have been waiting for this for so long, I’ve even grown white hair, hope you guys are forever happy, I’ll be watching!
  • I can be weird around you without really caring for we are now family, welcome to this side of life dearest, get ready to be amazed!
  • He is a good man, but even a better husband, unfortunately my best friend and I am never letting go… congrats beauties!
  • Have a splendid and beautiful marriage full of kids and all the other fun stuff. I will be here whenever rooting for you guys!
  • I cannot begin to imagine how I got myself into this open buffet, thank you for inviting me to your wedding bro; she finally turned you into a prince.
  • May everything work out for you in this new profound prison you got yourself in, only kidding; I wish you every bit of happiness on your wedding dears.
  • Today we make a toast for you guys sleeping with each other for the rest of your human lives and maybe even the next. Congrats on your wedding dears.
  • May you experience happiness in your marriage life; you’ll need it to survive the storms, only kidding. Congrats on your wedding.
  • Welcome to the league of the married where you have to make others happy at the expense of yourself. I cannot wait to see you have kids.
  • Most people think they are genuinely in love until they make the mistake of marriage and reality manifests. Why did you decide to follow their path?
  • I love it that you are finally married, so you will understand why your parents wake up Nagy and grumpy. That’s what marriage does to you.

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Funny Marriage Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny marriage quotes, funny marriage sayings, and funny marriage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.     

Billy Connolly

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Richard Pryor

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

Will Ferrell

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.     

Evelyn Hendrickson

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

Albert Einstein

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Michel de Montaigne

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.     

Elbert Hubbard

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Raymond Hull

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Ratna Deep

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.     

Benjamin Franklin

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

Helen Rowland

Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

Zeenat Essa

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.

Oscar Wilde

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Funny wedding wishes

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When it comes to weddings, the average length of an American engagement is 16 months. During this period, couples purchase an average of $4 billion in furniture, $3 billion housewares, and $400 million in tablewares. An estimated 17% of men are willing to work overtime to pay for a ring. Half of men prefer to have their fiance with them to choose the ring. A series of witty wedding card messages are listed below that capture the humor and feelings of many guests that attend weddings.

All weddings are happy. It’s living together afterwards that’s difficult!

As you walk down the aisle, don’t be nervous about saying ‘I do’ because you don’t have a choice anyways. Good luck and congratulations.

Before you get married, you will be madly in love with each other. After you get married, you will just be mad at each other. Congratulations.

Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss!

Do you know that you are signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year? Congratulations for signing your life away.

Do you know what late nights, parties and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those from now on. Congratulations for your wedding.

Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations.

I cancelled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free booze was just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.

I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations.

I wanted to get you a life preserver as a wedding gift just in case.

If you are not going to put on a life jacket before taking the plunge, at least take swimming lessons.

In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck for your tight rope act.

Knowing the entrepreneurial couple that you are, I was wondering if you could give me some insider tips so I can place my bets on how long you both will last? Congratulations for getting hitched.

Marriage doesn’t mean you own the other person, just their stuff.

Marriage is happiness times two, anger times two and frustrations times three. (The third comes in when her best friend is called).

Marriages are all about sacrifice, hardships and letting go. Are you really sure you want to get married?

No amount of heartfelt congratulatory wishes that I give you on your wedding will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.

Now that you are married, you must master the art of saying yes when you actually want to say no. Congratulations on your wedding.

On your wedding day today, you have now become two from one. Does that mean I will get two birthday gifts from you every year? Congratulations for getting married.

our wedding signals the change of status in your life. Your relationship status on Facebook will change from single to married while your real life’s status will change from being available to being busy. Congratulations.

Rule number one once married, do not talk to people of the opposite sex naked.

Saying I do while getting married is like blindly clicking on the I Accept checkbox while installing new software in your computer. You do it despite having no clue of what will come next. Congratulations on getting married.

Stay in love, stay married, stay hopeful, most of all, stay together – divorce is too expensive.

The best part about your wedding is that it gives me many more parties to look forward to in the next few years – a party for your first anniversary, new home, new baby and your partner’s birthday. Congratulations buddy.

The only difference between marriage and stupidity is that marriage is expensive while stupidity comes free of cost. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.

The person who refused to take a holiday with his friends because it was too expensive, is now blowing up all his money on his grand wedding. Welcome to married life buddy. Congratulations.

There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.

Today I have realized that life is not fair for single people like me. Until now I had to buy you a gift only once a year on your birthday. Now I have two birthdays plus a wedding anniversary to buy gifts for. Congratulations to my best friend for getting married.

Walking down the aisle on your wedding marks your first step in walking towards a hurricane called Marriage. Good luck.

Wedding – one of the biggest expense of your life which marks the beginning of many more expenses including shopping, gifts, day care, schooling for children and possibly even alimony. Good luck to you.

You haven’t just tied the knot with your wife today, you have tied ropes on your legs too. Congratulations on your wedding.

You will have moments when you really love each other, then there will be the rest of the time.

Your match wasn’t made in heaven. It was made in my bedroom that you two used so often. Congratulations to my best buddies for getting married.

Your wedding wows are actually an unsaid contract in which you agree to be tied down to your spouse all your life. Congrats buddy.

Your wife complements you perfectly. She shadows all your flaws and accentuates your qualities. Now we know why you decided to get married. Congratulations.

The average cost of a wedding ring is $2,100 in the United States. An estimated 7 out of 10 women prefer their man to save up enough money to buy the ring of their dreams before proposing. Almost three quarters of brides receive an engagement ring that has diamonds. The below infographic outlines interesting facts and statistics about an American engagement.

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These funny quotes about love and marriage are the perfect way to get your guests giggling in your wedding speeches. Light-hearted couples.

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humorous wedding wishes

When a couple reaches an anniversary, it’s a time to celebrate! It doesn’t matter if it’s their 1st anniversary or their 34th anniversary—any wedding milestone is to be celebrated. Now, should you send well wishes over email, text message, snail mail, or simply a post on Facebook? That all depends on how well you know the couple, so you can go from formal to humorous.

Whether you were a witness at a friend’s wedding, you would like to convey a wish that reminds them to find humor in their marriage, or you would like to wish your other half Happy Anniversary, the right anniversary wishes can be found here. We have included something for everyone, so that you.


Happy Anniversary Wishes for a Special Couple

When you know it’s the special day for two people you love and admire, sending them a Happy Anniversary card is a really kind gesture.

  • Dear friend, I wish you to be happily married for forever and ever! Happy wedding anniversary!
  • I wish you all the joy, happiness, and love a marriage can give. Happy wedding anniversary, my friend, you deserve it.

Happy Anniversary.

  • You two are the greatest – and together you’re even better! Happy anniversary, you guys.
  • I couldn’t ask for a better friend. Cheers to you on your anniversary.
  • These wishes come from a deep place in my heart. I wish you both will have an amazing anniversary together. I love you both so much.
  • Keep climbing the mountain together, they say the top is beautiful. Happy anniversary to the most brilliant couple I know. Congratulations.
  • I hope that your love grows deeper each year and your happiness together grows too. Happy anniversary!
  • There is nothing more beautiful to behold than a wonderful marriage between two beautiful people. Happy anniversary, my friends.

Happy Anniversary, to a wonderful couple.

  • You are a dear friend and a wonderful person. Have a very happy anniversary.
  • You two have great chemistry and good harmony. Your marriage is like a beautiful song. Happy anniversary!
  • Happy anniversary to two great friends- you two are a match made in heaven. Happy anniversary.
  • They say the moon is the reflection of the sun- but your marriage shines as bright as the sun itself. Here is a wish of love and joy for the best couple I know… happy anniversary!
  • An anniversary is a time to celebrate today’s moments of joy, yesterday’s great memories, and share hopes of tomorrow. Wishing you both a happy anniversary and many more to come.
  • Wishing you both another awesome year together. Congrats on your wedding anniversary.

Happy Anniversary.

  • Sending you and the wife happy wishes on your anniversary. Happy wedding anniversary.
  • Send you and the hubby happy wishes on your wedding anniversary. Congrats.
  • Like the stars that shine in the sky, the love you both share is a beautiful gift to the world. Happy wedding anniversary.
  • Happy anniversary to my best friend who deserves all the love, happiness, and joy life can give. You’re the best.
  • Sending lovely thoughts and wishes your way on your anniversary. Congratulations.
  • May your love and lives together be an everlasting journey. Happy wedding anniversary.
  • Friend, you’ve been through it all- the good, the bad, and the ugly. I’m so glad you finally found the person that loves you for you and makes you happy. You deserve it. Happy wedding anniversary.

Happy Anniversary, to a gorgeous couple.

  • Friends like you are phenomenal! It is extraordinary to be acquainted with a couple who show each other unconditional love and patience. On your anniversary, may you know how awe-inspiring your relationship is!
  • Happy Anniversary to a beautiful couple, who I am proud to call my friends! May this day be a joyful celebration of your union!
  • Knowing people who are friendly, humorous, and kind is a blessing! Having this day to honor a couple with such rare qualities brings me great joy! Happy Anniversary!
  • Today, you are commemorating your marriage among people who love you and value your friendship! May this festivity be a fitting expression of your worth!
  • On the date of your wedding, we want to publicly display the esteem in which we hold you. Your marriage exemplifies what it truly means to be devoted to another person!
  • Happy Anniversary to the most understanding people that I know! The way that you listen to your friends, and the wisdom that you share with all of us is forever appreciated!

Happy Anniversary!

 

  • May the adoration that you have for each other be everlasting! May warmth be reciprocated on all of your anniversaries!
  • As your friend, I have had the pleasure of witnessing the unwavering attention that you pay to each other. May the special care that you give each other be at the forefront of all of your interactions!
  • My friends, you are a couple who complement each other. May the balance in your marriage be continuous! May the coming years be joyful!
  • Happy Anniversary to an admirable pair! Both of you possess immeasurable dignity and integrity. There could not be two people who belong together more than you do!
  • Friends, the anniversary of your blessed union has been duly noted! May there be an excess of romantic attachment, that lasts through the ages!
  • Happy Anniversary to a friendly couple! You are such pleasant people to be around! May this day and every, single one you have together, be joyful!

Happy Anniversary, my love.

  • Best wishes to a lovely couple, on your anniversary! You are a true example of how a couple should be! May love continue to be plentiful, in your relationship!
  • Wishing an incredible couple a Happy Anniversary! May your devotion to each other grow stronger, as the years go by!
  • Happy Anniversary to a couple who are perfect together! I have never seen two people who complement one another more! I wish you a multitude of years, consisting of balance, love, and joy!
  • Happy Anniversary to a perfect match! May you always go well together! May every anniversary find you on the same wavelength! May it bring gratitude to your hearts!
  • Best wishes to a fantastic couple, on your anniversary! May this day hold pleasant memories and reminders of the vitality of your relationship!
  • May you maintain your bond, as a couple! May your anniversary be cause to smile and enjoy good times with friends!
  • Being in the presence of a couple like you, lightens the hearts of your friends! May your anniversary find you happy, together, and among people who make you feel carefree!
  • Cheers to a couple who exemplify love and commitment! May your anniversary be splendid, like you!
  • Wishing a couple who brings jubilance, everywhere they go, a Happy Anniversary! May today find you in good spirits!
  • It is not often that you meet someone who you are on common ground with. Some people never do. On your anniversary, may you acknowledge your beautiful and rare relationship! May the love in your hearts never end!

Happy Anniversary. Sharing my life with you has brought me joy and happiness. I’m grateful for every moment.

  • Happy Wedding Anniversary to an amiable couple! Your friendship, warmth, and consideration is appreciated and cherished!
  • Happy Anniversary to a couple I am proud to call my friends! You are gracious and wonderful! May this and all of your days together overflow with happiness!
  • Wishing a friendly couple a Happy Anniversary! You are always hospitable and patient with me! May you continue to speak with, listen to, and understand each other!
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary! The two of you show that fate exists! You have revealed to me that there are people who are meant to be together! You can find balance in a relationship and marry someone who will always be there for you! May your day be incredible!
  • Happy Anniversary to a couple who is welcoming towards everyone! You amaze me by how nice you are! May all the experiences that you share be pleasant!
  • Celebrating the Wedding Anniversary of a couple who exemplify commitment! You are devoted to each other and make outstanding friends! May tonight’s party be boisterous!
  • Happy Anniversary to a pair that I greatly admire! Both of you hold others in high esteem and never fail to stand by your friends! May you find yourselves in the company of people who hold you in the highest regard!
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary! May your marriage continue to lift your spirits to new heights! May you constantly be a couple who is outgoing and a pleasure to be around!
  • When I look at you, I see a couple who truly loves and supports one another! Happy Wedding Anniversary, to two people who acknowledge the validity of what each person aspires to do!
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary to an auspicious couple! Wishing you even more success and great delight in the company of each other!

Happy Anniversary to a beautiful couple!

 

Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Married Friends

  • You two are like Bonnie and Clyde – bad asses that are hot for each other! Happy anniversary.
  • I honestly never thought you two would make it – but here you are, celebrating another year. So happy anniversary to the hardest working couple I know. Congrats.
  • A kiss here and a hug there makes for a great marriage. Just some advice for the years to come. Happy anniversary.
  • Days of laughter. Nights of kissing. Months of snuggles. Years of marriage. Hope you two have all this and more on your anniversary.
  • A happy anniversary to a couple who knows how to throw punches and still sleep in the same bed. Kudos to you two!
  • If you two didn’t have each other, you would both probably be dead! Happy anniversary to two of my best friends.
  • They say that weddings are just like getting a divorce from all the late night parties and weekend getaways – how have you two lasted so long? Happy wedding anniversary, you party animals.
  • Wow! You two have been together another year – here’s a bottle of wine to get you through the next one. Happy anniversary.
  • After the kids, the jobs and sleeping with each other for so many years, let me just say you both look great! Happy anniversary, dear friends!
  • They say marriage is just annoying one person for the rest of your life – I guess you too don’t mind. So happy anniversary.

Happy Anniversary! Wishing you all the love and happiness you both deserve.

  • They say a wedding ring is the world’s smallest handcuff. Here is to another year of jail time!
  • Cheers to the old married couple! May this day be more tolerable than those before it!
  • May you feel less trapped, than you did yesterday! Happy Anniversary!
  • Here is to another year of looking at the weirdo you married, and accepting them, anyway. Happy Anniversary!
  • Which one is the better half? Which one is the worst half? I will let you discuss that among each other. Happy Anniversary!
  • Last year, I was surprised that you two still put up with each other. This year is no different! Happy Anniversary!
  • Happy Anniversary to a couple who doesn’t mind seeing each other every day, but really should!
  • Today, you don’t have to be afraid of becoming a dull, married couple… because you already are! Happy Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary to the love of my life.

 

Warm Wedding Anniversary Wishes for a Friend

  • Happy Wedding Anniversary to a very dear friend! May the years you have shared with your beloved be greatly celebrated, on this wonderful day!
  • Cheers to my good friend, on your wedding anniversary! You are the best friend a person could ever have! I am glad that you found someone who makes you happy, and that you are celebrating another great year, together!
  • Sending a Happy Wedding Anniversary Wish to a true friend! You are the most loving and loyal person that I know! Here is to you celebrating your wedding anniversary with someone who is deserving of a special person, like you!
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary, to my dearest friend! May you have numerous years, with your beloved! May you always make each other smile! May you continue to love and understand each other, like no one else does!
  • Wishing my friend all of the best, on your wedding anniversary! May remembrances of your wedding make you feel joyous! May this commemoration of it give you even more happy memories to share with the love of your life!
  • To my friend, on your wedding anniversary: Your friendship means the world to me! Your happiness is of utmost importance to me! Here is to you and your spouse, on this glorious day!

 

Sweet Wedding Anniversary Wishes for a Couple

  • Happy Anniversary to the most wonderful couple. You both mean the world to us and we are so incredibly happy for you.
  • Best wishes on your anniversary! You remind me of sugar and honey. You are both too sweet for words! Love to you on your special day.
  • May you two lovebirds enjoy each other’s company today and always. Best wishes on your wedding day!
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary! Best wishes to you both on your wedding day, may you celebrate in style! Cheers!
  • Warmest wishes to a lovely couple on your wedding anniversary. May you never go to bed angry, may you never be too prideful to be the first one to say you are sorry, and always keep a good sense of humor—throughout it all. But, you guys probably know all that! You’ve made it this far—just keep on keepin’ on.
  • Yeah. You guys are cute. A little too cute if you ask me. Just kidding. You are both an amazing couple with such huge hearts. I wish you nothing but the best today and for all the many more anniversaries to come! Congratulations.
  • Your marriage makes the world just a little bit brighter and a heck of a lot happier! Your love and joy is contagious! May God bless you both on your beautiful day.
  • God knew exactly what he was doing when he brought you two beautiful people together. You are such a radiant example of what marriage is all about. You fill people with joy and love just by being man and wife—together you make such an amazing couple. Congratulations to you both! Wishing you many more beautiful anniversaries to come!
  • I am so proud to have you both in my life! Congratulations and best wishes to you on your wedding anniversary. Togetherness and love can conquer all things even if they seem unsurmountable at the time—as a team you can continue to walk through the storms. Best wishes and God bless you both on this special day.

Happy Anniversary. Always take care of each other. May you always be in love.

  • When God brought two incredible people together and made them into one, he released so much joy and happiness into this world. I can’t imagine it any other way. Best wishes to you on your wedding anniversary.
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary to the best couple that I know! May your life together always be incredible! May you always have mutual admiration and respect for one another!
  • Here is to a tremendous couple on your wedding anniversary! You are the epitome of true love! Thank you for showing all of us that the right person is out there!
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary to my favorite couple! You are delightful to be around! The stories that you both tell make everyone laugh! May you celebrate many more anniversaries, enjoying each others company, and laughing, among friends!
  • Wishing a couple who I greatly admire and respect, a very, Happy Wedding Anniversary! You are both incredibly gracious and dignified! May you have a multitude of wonderful years together!
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary to a very special couple! Both of you are so unique and have taught others, including me, what it means to find the person who suits you, and to honor that person’s presence in your life! Here is to numerous years of happiness!

Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes for a Friend or Friendly Couple

  • Best wishes to you on your anniversary! You guys have such an amazing love story! You remind me of Romeo & Juliet, except without all the family drama and tragedy. Congratulations again you two.
  • Congratulations! It’s the anniversary of the day you threw the most kickbutt party ever! The booze was flowing and the music was thumping, what a day it was. Oh yeah there was some sort of ceremony too. You got hitched! It was a great day indeed!
  • Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well the best is yet to come, my friend!
  • Wishing you a sensational wedding anniversary! This calls for a huge celebration and perhaps a little bubbly? Congratulations to a fabulous couple!
  • Is there anything better than a wedding? Yes! An anniversary! This means that the wedding was a success! You made it! Now let’s get a few more anniversaries under our belt before we get a little overly excited….just kidding. Cheers to you both!
  • Congratulations on you both being able to put up with each other’s crap! It’s a miracle! You guys rock! Now the important question is…where is the free booze?
  • You two have made this whole ‘love and marriage’ and ‘til death do you part’ business look pretty darn enticing. You have me thinking I might consider it for myself one of these days…Congratulations to an exception couple!
  • Well done! You’ve made it! You reached a milestone that not many of us (obviously not me—I knew you would all along…) thought you’d make! Break out the champagne! Congrats, you guys!
  • You two have definitely become ‘one’—one heck of an amazing couple that is! You guys make marriage look good! Best wishes on your big day!
  • So I have a confession; I thought the whole institution of marriage thing was a crock—that is until I saw you guys pull it off. You had one heck of a party, received a boatload of gifts, went on a killer vacation—and have been celebrating ever sense! Congratulations to you guys! Now I need to find myself a spouse!

Happy Anniversary!

Wedding Anniversary Wishes for Parents

  • Happy Wedding Anniversary, to my parents! The way you talk to and listen to one another has shown me how it should be, in a relationship! Thank you for showing me what true love is!
  • Best wishes on your wedding anniversary, Mom and Dad! You are the greatest parents in the world! May the commemoration of your wedding date constantly bring you joy!
  • Sending my amazing parents, a Happy Wedding Anniversary message! When I look at you, I think about how I hope to have a marriage as strong and loving as yours! Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad!
  • Wishing my parents, a very, Happy Wedding Anniversary! May this occasion be marked with good memories of one another! May your love continue to strength, as the years go by.
  • Sending my mom and dad love on your anniversary! You are extraordinary parents! I hope that this day is one of a kind! I hope that it reminds you of all of the love that you have for one another!
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary to you, Mom and Dad! Your relationship helped give me a loving and secure home! May you always feel loved by and secure with each other!

 

Formal Anniversary Wishes

  • Happy Anniversary to a wonderful Mr. and Mrs.! May you have many, many more years of fun, love, and happiness! Cheers!
  • Best Wishes on your wedding anniversary! May God Bless many more years with infinite memories full of love and laughter.
  • Feeling an abundance of joy for you both as you celebrate your special wedding day. Prayers and blessings to you today and always!
  • Happy Anniversary to a beautiful couple. I hope you have a wonderful day celebrating such a memorable occasion. I wish you many more wonderful, joy-filled years ahead!
  • Wishing you a happy wedding anniversary! The love that you have for each other is inspiring. The best is yet to come!
  • Heartfelt congratulations to you both on your anniversary. May you enjoy your special day surrounded by each other, your friends, and your family.
  • Warmest wishes on your special anniversary! You two are truly inspirational and wonderful role models for what marriage is meant to be. Congratulations!
  • Congratulations to a couple that’s beautiful inside and out. You have such amazing, loving hearts for each other. You deserve an abundance of blessings and much love on your special wedding anniversary.
  • Our warmest thoughts, prayers, and wishes are with you both as you celebrate your wedding anniversary. May you have many more incredible, joy-filled years together.
  • Cheers to the beautiful love you share and many more incredible, happy years to come! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary.
  • Blessings to an absolutely beautiful couple on their wedding anniversary. Seeing two people in love and so full of happiness is an incredible blessing within itself. Congratulations to you both!

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