Humorous christmas wishes

Funny Christmas wishes

Christmas is a season of laughter and gift-sharing. Besides, it's all about wrapping and unwrapping of gifts, watching a jolly fatty dad with flying reindeer sharing gifts. Imagine how happy you wife or husband will feel if you write "I love you dear" on a paper and place them inside different ten small boxes of varying sizes, each box wrapped with red ribbons and pack into a beautiful basket and presented to him/her in the morning as Christmas gift. What do you think will be the reaction each time (s)he opens a box hoping for the surprising gift?

There is no doubt that Christmas is a period of laughter. The best way to get people laughing is to send funny Christmas messages that can keep memories of joy and laughter in the minds. Below are some of the funniest Christmas wishes you can send to your friends and families.

List of funny Christmas wishes

• One beautiful and memorable way to have a white Christmas is to forget that you're in a Christmas season. Merry Christmas.
• I wish you the wonders of this Christmas― that the magic of the season makes all your savings so limited that you wish it's celebrated daily.
• I wish you love in loneliness, peace in trouble and white Christmas but if your white wine goes out, resort to red. Merry Christmas.
• Wrap your Christmas gift well. If you wrap your friend's Christmas gift in a paper bearing "Happy Birthday," just add " To Jesus."
• In this Christmas season, keep all things in the right view. Or let your credit card brings its limit to bear.
• Let the kids learn some Christmas carol; it's just sane that they can't sing and go begging for gift-toys at the same time.
• As a kid, I love the feelings that my dad was the Santa, but I get scared figuring out how he made it to all the neighbours' houses in a night.
• I wish you a Christmas without relatives, at least you won't get scary of credit card bills.
• If you want to have a lovely Christmas, make sure you spend more time unwrapping gifts than you would untangling Christmas lights.
• If you want to have a happy Christmas, avoid going to the mall after December 20th.
• Do you know the most amazing thing about being a kid? You simply won't pay for your Christmas gifts.
• Women often don't want to discover on Christmas dawn that their stockings belong to their husbands. Make them do it anyway. Merry Christmas.
• If you want to discover who your husband or wife is, watch how (s)he tangles Christmas tree light.
• Are you a grown up? Hope you'll feel good when all you desire on Christmas is no longer in the store.
• Are you worried about the size of your Christmas tree? Relax, it's only 30 feet tall in the eyes of all children.
• If you wake up only to realise that none of your Christmas expectations is met, just believe that Christmas is nothing but a state of the mind.
• Christmas is a season of love and laughter only when all our gifts are brought in wraps of red ribbon. Merry Christmas.
• The best way to enjoy this Christmas is to enjoy it after all; though, the next Christmas is just 12 months away. Would you wait?
• If you open your eyes and discover that you are in a sack, remain calm; after all, many people would have asked Santa for a lovely friend like you.
• Christmas is often for children; it could be a joyful moment for adult only when the credit card bills are on the table.
• I wish you wealth in nothingness and love in loneliness; When you have nothing to celebrate the Christmas, just believe that the next knock at your door belongs to Santa.
• Santa has the best trick for an amazing Christmas; visit your friends once in a year.
• Christmas is not just a season to visit everyone in their homes; it's also a time to weigh their sizes. Merry Christmas.
• I wish you a merry and fun-filled Christmas but never become an obstacle between your kids and their gifts.
• I want to give the best Christmas gift. Please, where can I buy a box of love?
• I'm sure you weigh three times my weight; Santa has a Christmas wish for you: lose weight.
• I wish Santa flies to my home today; most times I fall asleep waiting to receive his gifts.
• You know why Santa is always at your door every Christmas? Because he knows where naughty boys and girls hide. Marry Christmas.
• From every corner of our heart and home, may the warmth and laughter of the Christmas season bring us fulfilment.

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Across the world, people are putting up their Christmas trees, hanging their Christmas decorations and writing Christmas cards to their family and friends. If you’re looking for a way to spread joy to your loved ones this holiday season, these Christmas quotes are perfect for you.

We’ve gathered the best Merry Christmas greetings that celebrate everything about this special season. There are funny Merry Christmas quotes to make your loved ones chuckle. As well as joyful and inspirational Christmas wishes that will warm your loved ones’ hearts. Once you’ve found a quote that you like, add your Christmas message to a personalized Christmas gift, like a mug, blanket or candle.

Classic Christmas Wishes

Classic Christmas wishes capture the overall essence of the holidays. They are straightforward and make great Merry Christmas wishes for family, friends and acquaintances too.

• “Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”—Dr. Seuss
• “A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!”—Unknown
• “Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”—Charles M. Schulz
• “We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Good tidings we bring to you and your kin; We wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy New Year!”—"We Wish you a Merry Christmas"
• “Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.”—Margaret Thatcher
• “He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”—Roy L. Smith
• “Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your heart be light. From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.”—Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane
• “The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.”—Henry David Thoreau
• “Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.”—G.K Chesterton
• “Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.”—Mo Rocca
• “The spirit of Christmas fulfills the greatest hunger of mankind.”—Loring A. Schuler
• “The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.”—Charles Dudley Warner
• “Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.”—Calvin Coolidge
• “Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.”—Washington Irving
• “Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.”—Helen Steiner Rice
• “At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.”—Thomas Tusser
• “There seems a magic in the very name of Christmas.”—Charles Dickens
• “It's the most wonderful time of the year. There'll be much mistletoeing and hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near. It's the most wonderful time of the year.”—Eddie Pola and George Wyle
• “I heard the bells on Christmas Day, their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet, the words repeat, of peace on earth, good-will to men!”—Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
• “Fine old Christmas, with the snowy hair and ruddy face, had done his duty that year in the noblest fashion, and had set off his rich gifts of warmth and color with all the heightening contrast of frost and snow.”—George Eliot
• “At Christmas, all roads lead home.”—Marjorie Holmes
• “Mankind is a great, an immense family… This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.”—Pope John Paul XXIII
• “Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.”—Charles M. Schulz
• “Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.”—"It's a Wonderful Life"

Funny Christmas Wishes

A funny Christmas wish will make your holiday card stand out — not to mention, bring a smile to the recipient’s face. Get as ‘punny’ or as witty as you like with funny Christmas messages.

• “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”—Garrison Keillor
• “One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.”—Unknown
• “Nothing says holiday like a cheese log.”—Ellen DeGeneres
• “Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries not Included.”—Unknown
• “There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.”—Bob Phillips
• “Do give books”—religious or otherwise
• “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”—Dave Barry

Sentimental Christmas Wishes

There is something so special about the holidays — a sight, sound or scent can quickly bring us back to some of our best memories. These sentimental wishes will ignite that same effect.

• “May you have the gladness of Christmas which is hope; The spirit of Christmas which is peace; The heart of Christmas which is love.”—Ada V. Hendricks
• “Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.”—Unknown
• “My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.”—Bob Hope
• “It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”—W.T. Ellis
• “This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.”—Taylor Caldwell
• “What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal and that every path may lead to peace.”—Agnes M. Pharo
• Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance—each beautiful, unique and too soon gone.
• “Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child.”—William Saroyan
• “There are no strangers on Christmas Eve.”—Adele Comandini

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What is the best way to keep your loved ones “laughing all the way”? By sending one of our best Funny Christmas Wishes to your family and friends!

Christmas is a time of good tidings and joy. No matter how old you are, the holiday season is one that everyone looks forward to. Amidst the toys, decorations, carols, and tasty treats, the most joyful gift you can offer is the laughter and joy that comes from a good joke. We’ve created these Funny Christmas Wishes to give an extra bit of humor and joy to the parties and fun you enjoy during the month of December!

Every Christmas gift should make the person who receives it smile, so use our Funny Christmas Wishes to celebrate the holiday season with your family and friends. The humorous words and funny images will bring laughter and show that it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! As your loved ones read these wishes and find delight in the words, they will enjoy even more merriment and joy. Every celebration that is filled with laughter is a great party, so find the perfect option and send your wishes today!

1. I’ve gotta “hand” it to you. You always know just the right gift to make me smile. Merry Christmas!

Send this So Much Fun – Funny Merry Christmas Card

2. Who says the star has to be at the top of the tree? Wishing you a Merry Christmas!

Send this Top of the Tree – Funny Merry Christmas Card

3. Santa’s not the only one who likes getting milk & cookies. Merry Christmas!

Send this Dog Santa – Funny Merry Christmas Card

4. There’s snow-body I’d rather send happy holiday wishes to than you. Merry Christmas!

Send this Top of a Mountain – Funny Merry Christmas Card

5. Someone woke up really early to open his gifts. Good thing for coffee. Merry Christmas!

Send this Too Excited for Presents – Funny Merry Christmas Card

6. Hope your holidays rock! Merry Christmas!

Send this Rocking Out! Funny Merry Christmas Card

7. I’m so flippin’ excited to celebrate the holidays together! Merry Christmas!

Send this Flippin’ Excited – Funny Merry Christmas Card

8. Merry Christmas. May Santa bring you exactly what you wish for this year!

Send this Exactly What You Wish! Funny Merry Christmas Card

9. Merry Christmas! May you find at least one silent night this holiday season.

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10. Wishing you a whole latte holiday cheer! Merry Christmas!

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Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, but there are always parts of the holiday season that are less fun to deal with. To help your loved ones get through the not-so-merry parts of the holiday season, send the perfect Funny Christmas Wishes! These jokes and humorous illustrations and messages will create a joyful atmosphere in any circumstance. Make this the very best holiday season by sending your Funny Christmas Wishes today!

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