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February 11, 2019 Anniversary Wishes 5 comments

Birthday wishes for your best friend on their birthday can go a long way in I hope that you have a lot of fun this day and that you have a happy.

A friend’s birthday isn’t just an opportunity to get a piece of heavily frosted sheet cake (although that is one of the highlights). It’s also a time to celebrate your friend’s life and let them know what they mean to you. Of course, if it’s a best friend we’re talking about, it’s all the more important to show them some love on their big day.

But what to say? It all depends on the unique relationship you have with your BFF. Regardless of whether you’re looking for heartfelt expression of love, or just a clever little quip, you can find plenty of options in the following list of birthday wishes for a best friend.

Sincere/Emotional

Here are some sweet birthday messages to let your best birthday bud know how much you love them.

  • Happy Birthday, best friend. Thanks for being my rock.
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend! You’ll probably never know how much I care about you, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop trying to tell you!
  • Best friends like you come along once in a lifetime. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to the most awesome best friend anyone could ask for! I hope you know how much I love and appreciate you.
  • Happy Birthday to one of my all-time favorite human beings.
  • You’re not just my best friend. You’re the best, period. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to my fierce bestie!
  • The last year has been crazy. Fortunately, I have you to keep me sane. Happy Birthday, and let’s hope the next year brings bigger and better things.
  • Happy Birthday to my BFF! If the day brings you half the love you bring to others, I know you’ll have a fantastic birthday.
  • Happy Birthday to my #1 friend, from your #1 fan.
  • Someone very special to me was born on this day. I won’t keep you in suspense… it’s you! Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to the one person who’s always there for me. I hope your big day is as wonderful as you are.
  • Wishing the best day ever for the best friend ever. Happy Birthday!

Funny

Here are some humorous birthday wishes for your fun-loving friend.

  • Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. I look forward to the trouble we’re going to get into in the coming year.
  • Best friends keep each other’s secrets, which is why I’m not telling anyone how old you’re turning today. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to my bestie! You have so many great qualities, but probably my favorite is that you’re older than me!
  • Happy Birthday to my boon companion! May you get all of the good things you deserve, and none of the bad.
  • I’m going to shower you with so much attention on your birthday, you’ll wish you’d never been born.
  • When your birthday candles start a raging inferno threatening to engulf you and everything you hold dear, I’ll be there to help put out the flames. Because that’s what best friends are for.
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend in the world. I hope we stay close friends for the rest of our lives… especially since you have so much dirt on me!
  • Happy Birthday to my awesome best friend! I’m so glad you were born something-something years ago!
  • Happy Birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that’s going to happen more and more the older we get.
  • I have so many questions on your birthday. What did I do to deserve a wonderful best friend like you? Could you be any more awesome? And most puzzling, how are you going to fit all those candles on your birthday cake this year?
  • Happy Birthday to the person who knows about all of my most embarrassing moments, and witnessed many of them first-hand.
  • I love how we’re such good friends that we can forget to buy each other presents on our birthdays and it’s no big deal.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who’s talented, charming, and witty. And by the way, isn’t it eerie how best friends can be so much alike?

Looking for more hilarious ideas? See our big list of funny birthday messages.

Female Friend

Here are a few birthday messages tailored to a female best friend. For more ideas along these lines, check out this list of ways to say “Happy Birthday, Beautiful!”

  • Happy Birthday to one crazy chick!
  • Happy Birthday to my sister from another mister!
  • Happy Birthday to my gorgeous, smart, talented, sweet, funny, and all-around awesome best friend!

Male Friend

Finally, here are some birthday wishes specifically for a male bestie.

  • Happy Birthday to my brother from another mother!
  • Dude, you’re ridiculously awesome. Thanks for being my best friend – and Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to my best buddy. You’re not just a great guy – you’re the greatest!

Still looking for the perfect way to say Happy Birthday to your best friend? See this list of short birthday wishes.

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A friend is someone who is endeared to you. In fact, “there’s a friend that sticks closer than a brother.” One of the best times to let your friends know how much they mean to you is during their birthdays. You may not have money or other luxurious gifts to give them on that day, but a well crafted birthday wish can be valued more than money and the most precious material gift you can think of.

And, your birthday wishes to a friend can be appreciated even more when you integrate lively humor to put a smile on your friend’s face. This is why we’ve created this database of hilarious greetings for your pals, so that you will never get stuck when it comes to funny messages to send to a friend on his or her special day.


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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

  • Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
  • Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
  • Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
  • Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.
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  • My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.
  • They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
  • There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
  • Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.

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Funny Wishes to an Intimate Friend

  • Happy birthday, my bosom friend. I long for you every day as I would long for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?
  • My sweet girl, I thought of the best gift for you on this special day and only one thing could cross my mind – to paste 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But, that’s only if your cheeks won’t be on flames! Happy birthday to my special girl.
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  • Dear sweet friend, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may also mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?
  • Sweetheart, the older you are, the wiser you become. How about expediting your age, so that you can become the wisest person on earth? Best wishes on your birthday.
  • My dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget the ugly past because it is past, and focus on the present since it’s here with you. So, don’t expect any other ‘present’, it’s already here with you! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
  • My sweet pie, I have just one request on your birthday – can I watch you all day instead of us going to see the movies? That will surely make me happy on your birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful babe.
  • My darling friend, I don’t want to give you a flower as a birthday gift because it will wither. There’s a special gift from me that will surely not wither – my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday.
  • Dear, do you want a GETAWAY birthday gift? Oh, I’m not asking you to GET Away from me, you will remain my dearest friend forever! I only mean a time alone with you, away from everyone else. Happy birthday, dearest friend.

Blow me!

  • I started rhyming the alphabets I wrote down this morning and discovered that I missed ‘U’. Then, I suddenly realized it wasn’t the letter U that I missed, but YOU, my darling friend. Happy birthday!
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  • Sweet friend, the older you become, the wiser you get. How about getting older by the day, so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest friend.

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Funny Birthday Messages for Guys

  • Dude, today I pronounce you guilty of becoming a year older! You’re hereby sentenced to a life devoid of your youth!
  • Dang! Life isn’t fair! You are not as wealthy as you thought you’d be by this age, and on top of that you’re old!
  • May God give you the appetite to enjoy your Big Day to the max despite the fact that you are older and wrinklier today than you were yesterday.
  • You are my friend, and I genuinely care about your happiness, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that God will make your bank account fat enough to always put a smile on your face. Happy birthday.
  • On your birthday, my new nickname for you is “Methuselah”. I guess you never thought that someday you’d become an old fart?! Happy birthday!
  • You might be tempted to feel sad about the fact that you have become older today, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are still blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t boast of this. Happy birthday.
  • As you age, your heart is probably screaming, “Why God? Oh God, why?!” But buddy, there is no point screaming. You’re old, and that’s a fact! Happy birthday!

Happy Unspecified Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls

  • Happy birthday to a friend who is lucky to be blessed with the most phenomenal friend in the world! Dang! I envy you!
  • You might be a little bit disappointed that you are older today, and rightly so. Becoming an old woman isn’t the easiest of things for a woman. Happy birthday.
  • Wishing you a super duper birthday celebration. My advice for you is this: Please be mindful of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake.
  • Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am a little bit worried about how you are going to act your age, considering the fact that you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday, bestie. I swear I didn’t notice your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook!
  • On your birthday, I hope you get everything that you chase after – including that cute crush of yours. Happy birthday.
  • Honey, if your money were to grow as fast your age, then I have no doubts in my mind that by now you’d be competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the richest woman in the world! Happy birthday.
  • Worried about getting older today? Worry no more. Just think of it this way: You are increasing in value not getting older.
  • God is capable of doing the impossible, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that He will give you a body as slim as that of a Victoria’s Secret model and make the bodies of your enemies as fat as cows. Happy birthday.

 

Funny Wishes to an Elderly Friend

  • Happy 60th birthday to you. I know the secret to retaining your glory as you age – don’t pick out your grey-hair, it’s a crown of glory!
  • Happy 50th birthday, my senior friend. I hope you’re counting your blessings, not your wrinkles.
  • Dear senior friend, I couldn’t buy the candles you requested for. The candle company said they don’t have provision for delivering 60 candles. As for the confectionary store, they said they don’t have the technology to make a cake that can accommodate 60 candles. Oh, the fire-fighters said they don’t have up to 60 fire extinguishers to bring to your birthday party. Happy birthday to my sweet, senior friend.

Happy Birthday!…But take it easy on birthdays. Scientists agree that…too many of them might kill you.

  • I wish you long life on earth, and that means not intercepting your age in any way, including using anti-aging and anti-wrinkle creams.
  • Funny Birthday Wishes for an Older Friend
  • My elderly friend, don’t worry about those wrinkles, they help to make your eyes twinkle!
  • A faster way to enjoy the privileges of a senior citizen is to age faster. Happy birthday, senior friend.
  • If aging were a criminal offense, then you’d be one of the most dangerous criminals in the world. Happy birthday.
  • Whenever life knocks you down, may you have the strength to pick yourself up and tell life the words: “You hit like a b****”.  Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday, my beloved friend. May you achieve prosperity and fame without needing to work very hard.
  • I can’t believe you are celebrating your birthday again! Wasn’t it just yesterday when you celebrated your birthday? Are you really sure you are not a descendant of Methuselah?

Age is not important unless you are a fine cheese! Happy Birthday.

  • At this age, you are a fully fledged old woman/man – there’s absolutely no two ways about that! Happy birthday, and I hope you enjoy every moment of old age.
  • On your birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never be like an onion so that you don’t cry when you open it. Have a wonderful life, my dearest friend.
  • Happy birthday, dear. The trouble with old age is that when you get down it can be pretty difficult getting back up. Dear friend, at this age, I hope you never get down. Happy birthday.
  • Relax, dear friend. No one said that, just because you are older today, you are an old fossil. Have a blast! It’s your special day!
  • Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday.

 

Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 30th Birthday

  • I can Google to find almost everything in this world, but I can never Google to find such a wonderful friend like you. Happy 30th birthday.
  • Remember when you were kid and you thought someone turning 30 was so old? Well, now is your turn. Some kid somewhere sees Methuselah in you! Happy 30th!
  • Happy birthday, my dearest friend. Please be informed that effective today, your 20s are gone forever. Happy 30th birthday.
  • Happy 30th birthday, dear friend. May your accomplishments be bigger than Donald Trump’s ego!
  • At your age Mark Zuckerberg was raking in billions of dollars. I hope you aren’t feeling bad about yourself if you aren’t raking billions. Think of it this way: At least you are raking old age, which is better than raking nothing at all. Happy 30th!
  • Kiss your 20s goodbye and embrace your 30s. Now that you are thirty, I guess you must be really thirsty. Let’s go quench your thirst in a bar.
  • Abracadabra! Nope, it didn’t work! You’re still old. Enjoy your 30th birthday!

Happy Birthday! The trailer load of candles is arriving soon.

Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 40th Birthday

  • I can’t believe you are 40 already! I swear if old age had a face, I would punch it so hard for doing this to you. Happy birthday though!
  • Happy 40th birthday! I can bet my bottom dollar that you never in your wildest dreams believed that you’d turn 40 so quickly.
  • Don’t worry about getting older today.  Look at the brighter side of life and take comfort in the fact that you are one of the youngest 40-year-olds in the world. Enjoy your 40s.
  • They say you never grow up to your parents. However, at this age, I guess even your parents feel you are one heck of a grown ass man/woman! Happy 40s.
  • Happy 40th birthday, friend. I hope you’re not planning to blow off candles today, or we will need a trailer load of candles to represent your age.
  • Happy birthday to my wonderful friend who is 40 years young today. Being 20 with 20 years of experience under your belt is nothing short of awesome!
  • Today, it is with much regret that I inform you that that your thirties have just expired. Try to enjoy you 40s as much as possible. Happy birthday.
  • It is your natural right to grow. It’s good to see you making use of this right to the fullest! Happy 40th birthday, my friend.
  • Wishing a super duper birthday to the coolest 40-year-old fart that I know. Don’t worry about turning 40, because in the world of Celsius you are just only 18. Enjoy your day.

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I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

  

You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.

So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

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Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

  

Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.

Who could say that we are related? Just joking of course, I want to say happy birthday cousin and all the best on this special day.

Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.

If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.

Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.

  

It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.

It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

Grow more older and become toothless soon.

Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

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I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.

On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.

As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.

Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.

Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.

Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.

People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!

You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.

Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.

The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.

Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.

You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.

You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.

The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.

Look, so many candles on a so little cake.

You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.

You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.

Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.

I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.

It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.

You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.

Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.

Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.

  

Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.

One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.

It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.

No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.

Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.

The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.

I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.

A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.

You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.

The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.

I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.

You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.

You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.

There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.

Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.

Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.

With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.

No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.

People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.

  

Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.

Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.

Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.

You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!

You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!

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It would have been a holiday, if you were a great man in this country. But I’m so unlucky that you are not.

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Respect for all your stuff you have successfully ruined bro. But somehow you have forget to ruined the cake. Because of that I want to say happy birthday brother, we love you anyway 🙂

More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.

Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.

You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.

There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.

No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.

You don’t look as old as your age.

At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.

The more you are growing, the more mature you are becoming. Happy birthday to the most mature person I’ve ever meet.

I feel jealous because you get the most wishes on birthday. Happy birthday.

It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday.

You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday.

You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options.

Let me wish you as the very first person. I don’t want anyone to do that before me.

If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.

I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.

It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.

It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.

I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.

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Happy Birthday! i cashed in all my new years resolutions to buy this card!

As you’ve aged I’ve started to wonder, Does the skin on your face really wrinkle or is it just your own personal treasure map to follow in the afterlife and you are suppose to be staring at the mirror studying it? Anyways Happy Birthday! Here’s to surviving to the next clue.

Congratulations! Another year of not remembering the horror you were born into! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday. I didn’t buy you a present. I’ve heard that we are either born rich or handsome and clearly you’re loaded!

I bought this card for you and I don’t remember why…use it for your birthday because I’ll probably forget that too.

I’d like to wish you health on your birthday, but I’m broke and need that inheritance. Here’s to great sex instead.

For my wife on her birthday, the stars are beautiful and the moon is bright. This was supposed to be romantic but instead I’ll make your sandwich tonight.

My darling child, on the day you were born, the world saw beauty and bliss. Except for me. I got a headache from having to write all of this. Happy Birthday.

To my sibling, enjoy your awesome day. Tomorrow, it’s back in the gallows with the rest of us.

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I use to hear with age comes wisdom. Congratulations on another year of proving them wrong. Happy birthday.

Roses are red; Violets are Blue. May the Lord have Mercy on what the years have done to you.

I send my best birthday wishes, and apologize for the absence and no gift. The Border Patrol and I disagreed on what constituted “pretty plants”. On the bright side, I hear I will be able to send you a stainless steel fork ring next year so I’m excited about that.

As you can see from the list, a tiny bit of laughter can go a long way. Brighten up the next birthday you visit with any of these phrases or create your own. The art of a good phrase is knowing your audience. Maybe some of these are not for you. Either case, knowing someone personally, allows you to create your own humor and place it in a card, speak it in a toast, or plaster it on a billboard. Get creative and enjoy your next birthday party putting grins on everyone’s faces and laughter in their hearts.

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I know it is difficult not being able to admire the top of your cake because of all the candles, especially because of your failing eyesight. At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday oldie!

Remember, now that you’re older, age is an irrelephant number. But like elephants, we don’t forget. We know you’re old!

The older you are, the better you’ll get. Unless you’re a cookie, then you’ll just go soft.

We all know birthdays are good for your health. Studies have proved that those who have more of them have lived longer.

Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? I bet you can cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time now you’re older!

One more year you’ve survived to annoy everyone you know! Happy birthday!

Thank you to everyone who wished me a birthday message because a notification appeared in the top right of your Facebook account.

Happy birthday to someone who will have no teeth soon. Enjoy the cake while you still can!

Another year older, but not another year wiser!

Since we’re like sisters, if you let me borrow everything of yours, I will not tell your mom what happens at this party.

Think of all the things you wish to be told on your birthday and just imagine I told them so I don’t have to!

Thank you for always being older than me. You’ll get to experience the joys of back pain and being toothless first!

We considered buying the amount of candles to match your age to put on the cake. But we’d run out of space on the cake. Happy birthday!

I tried to make a list of the words of wisdom you have taught me over the years to try and make this birthday special. Unfortunately, my list is blank! Happy birthday anyway!

Funny birthday wishes for friends to bring some laughter and A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends (2019 Update)

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Sending birthday greetings has become a necessary tradition these days. It can be hard to find the perfect birthday wish for the special birthday boy or girl especially, with so many options. Don’t stress out over what to write in a birthday card.  Make the next birthday you celebrate a special one and personalize your birthday wishes with a handpicked happy birthday quote. Whether you’re looking for a greeting to make someone roll over laughing or a heart-warming tearjerker, these birthday quotes are a great place to start. A genuine birthday wish will surely make anyone’s day. This year, say “Happy Birthday!” with a few words that no one will forget.

50 Birthday Quotes for Your Mother, Father, Son and Daughter

When someone near and dear to your heart turns another year older, you’ll want to do everything you can to make their day extra memorable. Whether you’re throwing a birthday party, a cocktail party or planning a dinner at the honoree’s favorite restaurant, it’s tradition to give the guest of honor a Happy Birthday card. As if picking out a card wasn’t tough enough, on top of that you’ll need to craft a happy birthday message too.

When you sit down with a blank greeting card in front of you, don’t be surprised if you can’t seem to put the pen to paper. Many of us get a case of writers block when we sit down to write a birthday card greeting, especially to the people we love the most. Sure, the birthday honoree knows just how much you love and appreciate him or her but, it doesn’t hurt to remind them on their day.

The following birthday quotes will make for the nicest addition to your birthday cards for family and friends. Jump to any relevant section below:

Inspirational Birthday Quotes

Another year older and another reason to celebrate! Give your birthday card message a forward looking touch with one of these inspirational birthday quotes. 

  • “Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.”
  • “A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!”
  • “ Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!”
  • “May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”
  • “Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Happy birthday!”
  • “This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known.”
  • “May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.”
  • “Count not the candles…see the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday.”
  • “Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.”
  • “Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!”
  • “Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.”
  • “Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams!”

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

Birthdays are meant to be full of laughter and cheer. When the guest of honor opens his or her birthday card from you, you’ll know why they can’t stop smiling. Pick out one of these funny happy birthday quotes or mix and match them with your own words to craft the perfect cheers to another year older. 

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  • “Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”
  • “You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”
  • “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
  • “Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”
  • “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”
  • “Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
  • “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”
  • “You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”
  • “On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible, because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”
  • “Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!”
  • “It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”
  • “Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”
  • “When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”

Cute Happy Birthday Quotes

No matter who your card recipient may be, there is something sweet about adding a cute happy birthday quotes to your messages. If your writing a birthday card message for mom or for your sister, make sure to use one of these sentiments to wish her well. 

Tip: Write a happy birthday quote to your little one. That way he or she can read it when they get a little older! Awh!

  • “Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy. Happy birthday!”
  • “Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day…Have a wonderful time and a very happy birthday!”
  • “Hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires! Here’s wishing you a day full of pleasant surprises! Happy birthday!”
  • “On your birthday we wish for you that whatever you want most in life it comes to you just the way you imagined it or better. Happy birthday!”
  • “Sending your way a bouquet of happiness…To wish you a very happy birthday!”
  • “Wishing you a beautiful day with good health and happiness forever. Happy birthday!”
  • “It’s a smile from me… To wish you a day that brings the same kind of happiness and joy that you bring to me. Happy birthday!”
  • “On this wonderful day, I wish you the best that life has to offer! Happy birthday!”
  • “I may not be by your side celebrating your special day with you, but I want you to know that I’m thinking of you and wishing you a wonderful birthday.”
  • “I wish for all of your wishes to come true. Happy birthday!”
  • “Many years ago on this day, God decided to send an angel to earth. The angel was meant to touch lives and that happened! Happy birthday my sweet angel!”
  • “Sending you a birthday wish wrapped with all my love. Have a very happy birthday!”
  • “ Happy birthday to you. From good friends and true, from old friends and new, may good luck go with you and happiness too!”
  • “A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here wishing you great happiness and a joy that never ends.”
  • “It’s always a treat to wish happy birthday to someone so sweet.”
  • “Happy birthday to one of my best friends. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love you and happy birthday!”
  • “On this special day, I raise a toast to you and your life. Happy birthday.”
  • “You look younger than ever! Happy birthday!”
  • “Words alone are not enough to express how happy I am you are celebrating another year of your life! My wish for you on your birthday is that you are, and will always be, happy and healthy. Don’t ever change! Happy birthday my dear.”
  • I can’t believe how lucky I am to have found a friend like you. You make every day of my life so special. It’s my goal to make sure your birthday is one of the most special days ever. I can’t wait to celebrate with you!”
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If you are fortunate enough to have a good friend or a best friend, then you have something that many people do not: a bond with another.

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