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Wishing you a very happy birthday! 200 Happy Birthday Wishes that will Help you Find the Right Words.

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Birthdays are always special, especially when it’s your significant other’s. You plan a surprise, want to make him feel special, and thank him for being a part of your life.

If your husband’s birthday is round the corner, and you want to make him extraordinarily special, here are some lovely birthday wishes for husband from MomJunction. You may use them as they are or modify to suit you.

Birthday Wishes For Husband

On normal days, you might be too busy to tell your husband how much you care for him. But on his birthday you don’t want to miss the chance to express your heartfelt feelings for him.

Here are some messages to wish your husband:

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2. “Dear husband, words to describe you: Wonderful, amazing, unique, incomparable, handsome, strong, incredible. I could go on forever. Wishing you a blessed birthday.”

3. “Happy birthday to the most awesome, wonderful, outrageously funny, courageous, handsome and great hubby you are… Have an awesome birthday!”

4. “Whenever I’m having a bad day, I know that I can count on your love and affection to cheer me up. You make me feel special every day. Today, I want to take the opportunity to make you feel extra special.”

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6. “Happy birthday to the most kind-hearted and thoughtful husband alive. Loving you is always easy.”

7. “You have shown me what it means to have the perfect marriage. Happy birthday to the best, most understanding and loving husband on earth!”

8. “Life is so precious and should be treasured. I treasure every moment with you and I’m so grateful for another year to spend with you. Wishing you a happy birthday.”

9. “The sun won’t shine if I am not with you. The days are long when you’re not close to me. I am hopeless and scared when I don’t feel your touch. You are the husband I will always love. Today darling, you deserve the best birthday ever! Love you to the moon and back.”

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11. “Through the good and bad times, you continue to be by my side. I couldn’t have asked for a better husband. Happy birthday honey and thank you for all that you do.”

12. “I am so appreciative for all of the blessings in my life. I have friends, family, health, etc., but the one blessing I am forever grateful for is knowing and loving you. You are a perfect gift from God. Happy birthday, sweetheart!”

13. “Never in a million years did I think I would be this happy to have the perfect man standing behind me, supporting me with my silly ways and making me laugh all the time. I enjoy every moment we share together. Love you and Happy birthday!”

14. “You are the husband every woman wants. You are the father every kid will love. You are the friend no one else can have. You are all that I have. Thank you for everything my love. Have the happiest birthday ever!”

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16. “I know you work hard and you’re always finding new ways to make things work for your family. That’s why you are the best! Happy birthday to my best friend, my husband.”

17. “No matter the age you are, nor if a white blanket covers your head, you will always be the man who wanted to share my life. You have a beautiful day, love!”

18. “Happy birthday from the most incredible, loving, beautiful wife on the face of the planet! I love you to the moon and back!”

19. “I don’t know how to put this but… you’re kinda a big deal today. It’s your birthday…and we shall celebrate by giving us both the gift of being extraordinarily hungover tomorrow! Happy birthday, husband!”

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21. “Words are not enough, you need to look at my eyes and I believe that you’ll get your answer that how much I love you. Wishing you a wonderful celebration.”

22. “Wishing the smartest, best looking and inspiring person in this world a very happy bday.”

23. “Thank God for giving me the most handsome, loving, and smart husband in this world. Happy birthday!”

24. “Everything in my life starts with you, everything in life ends on your name; know that you will always be special in my eyes my dear. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”

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26. “My husband, happy birthday! You are the one source of my happiness that I won’t let go.”

27. “Your presence in my life has made it colorful and given it a new dimension. Wishing you a happy birthday.”

28. “It’s your birthday and I think it’s the perfect day to reveal one truth that you are the most amazing person in my life. My wishes are always with you. Best birthday!”

29. “Aspiration, admiration and inspiration. These are not just motivational words, but the feelings that you, my dear husband, invoke in my heart every day. Wonderful bday my love!”

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Romantic Birthday Wishes For Husband

Your husband might be receiving birthday wishes from all, but he can get romantic wishes from you alone. So, go all out with them.

31. “To the handsomest man on earth, you are aging like wine. The older you get and the greyer your hair is, the hotter you are. Happy birthday. Just keep aging with me.”

32. “I can’t count how many times in a day I think of you. You’re always on my mind and in my heart. For your birthday, I want to make it known that I love you more than life itself.”

33. “For your special day, I can’t help but remember my most special day, the day I said “I do”. The day that I became the happiest woman in the world, happy birthday honey!”

34. “You took my breath away when we first met, and today you still leave me breathless every day! Happy birthday to a wonderful husband!”

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36. “Growing old with you takes the sting out of old age. Enjoy your birthday.”

37. “This is the day I can show you how much you really mean to me. Thank you for being my partner in crime for all this time! Happy birthday!”

38. “Take love, multiply it by infinity, and take it to the depths of forever…and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you. I love you and I hope you have a deliriously happy birthday.”

39. “I was so lost before you walked into my life. You will always be the light that shows me the way and leads me to the end of the tunnel. Thank you for always being the best husband in the world!”

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41. “You do not know every night I thanked heaven for having allowed me to marry the kind and loving man I ever met. Happy birthday my husband!”

42. “Beloved husband, I tell you, even though you already have some silver hair, are still the most handsome man for me.”

43. “You have been the best thing that could have happened to me, giving me so much laughter, so much joy, and so much love. So, on your birthday, I would just like to say thanks and remind you of how very very much I love you.”

44. “You are and you will always be the prince of my life. I’m so glad that I’m married to you. Thank you so very much for loving me the way you do. You complete me! Happy birthday dear!”

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46. “The smile on my face becomes larger when I look at the ring. It reminds me how much you love me. You’ll always remain in the deepest core my heart. Wishing you a wonderful birthday.”

47. “We share our sorrows, we share our happiness. Sometimes I find you as my best friend, as my perfect guide. All this simply tells me that you are better. I wish that you also get the best of everything in your life. Happy birthday!”

48. “On this special day, I make a promise that we will grow old together gracefully and watch the sunset of our lives with our hands held, eyes locked and lips sealed. Wishing you a very happy birthday!”

49. “Together we are inseparable. Together we are a team. Together we are just as hot as can be. I love you my sexy husband, happy birthday!”

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51. “I’m so blessed that I’m married to the best friend of mine. You have made my life complete and without you no one has this ability to do so. Best birthday, my love!”

52. “My hubby, you may be rough from the outside but you’re gentle from the inside and this is why I love you so much, best birthday!”

53. “I cannot even imagine how it would feel to live without you, best bday my husband!”

54. “Happy birthday to the man I fell in love with years ago. I still love you more and more as each year passes. Happy birthday!”

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56. “You are the best thing that ever happened to me hubby, may we always be together.”

57. “There’s no pill in the world that will guarantee a hundred percent pain-free marriage. But getting married to you is the most beautiful thing that I have ever done in my life. I love you, best birthday!”

58. “I shall give you an extra hug today on your birthday and tell you how much I care for you.”

59. “You’ve given me everything I’ve always asked for – lots of love, the best house, the best clothes, the best set of kids, the best holidays and the best life. Today it’s my turn to ask you: Tell me something that I can give you today because it’s your happy birthday!”

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61. “With each year, I’ll love you more. Remember that your best years are still ahead of you and I’ll be there for every up, down and in between. Happy birthday dear!”

62. “I can conquer the whole world with one hand tied behind my back, as long as the other is holding yours.”

63. “Today is the perfect day to tell you how much brighter you make this world. I’m so lucky to have met you and I cherish every day with you, especially this one! Happy birthday!”

64. “It may be your birthday, but I’m the lucky one here. I got to spend another whole year with you, and hopefully many more to come. Happy birthday my love.”

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband

Humor is an element that makes the difficult times easy and fun. Give your birthday wishes a tinge of humor this time.

66. “You irritate me, you frustrate me, you make me go mad. And that’s how I want it to be throughout my life. Happy birthday, sweetheart.”

67. “Happy birthday, husband. You may be getting older but look on the bright side. You have a beautiful and wonderful wife to keep you company on the ride to old age.”

68. “Happy birthday to you, hubby! You are the smartest man alive and I am the craziest woman alive. You were smart enough to ask for my hand in marriage and I was crazy enough to say, “Yes”.”

69. “Dear husband. You are getting a bit too old to party hard like we used to on your birthday. But I’m not so I’ll have twice as much fun in remembrance of you. Happy birthday!”

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71. “Happy birthday! I love you more than as much as I love chocolate and wine!”

72. “The kids have been counting the grey hair in your beard, but I’m counting the lovely birthdays we spent together. One more happy birthday, darling.”

73. “Happy birthday to my best friend, soulmate, entertainer, counselor, partner-in-crime, getaway driver, better half… also known as my dear husband. I love you and I hope your birthday exceeds all expectations you’ve pretended not to have.”

74. “Husband, I love you like I love my wine. Sweet smelling, older…and aged in oak barrels. Happy birthday.”

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76. “I am the best thing that ever happened to you. Happy birthday husband!”

77. “I love having someone in my life that makes me laugh until I pee, cry until I’m dripping snot, get mad until you make me laugh AND cry! I love you and I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are, my husband.”

78. “If I had a magic wand I would conjure up a birthday cake 20 feet high, with beer flavored frosting and filled with Doritos. I would give you lifetime VIP seats to every Super Bowl Game for the rest of your life. I would also wish you an even better year than last year.

79. “Happy birthday, peanut butter. I am nuts about you.”

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81. “Cake-check, candles-check, party caps-check, the birthday person-CHECK! Yay, you’re here! Happy birthday.”

82. “Remember the golden rule! Treat your spouse like a queen on your birthday—because it’s the golden rule and because your wife is awesome! Happy birthday, husband!”

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Birthday Wishes For Husband For Facebook

Want to surprise your husband by posting a lovely status on Facebook for his birthday? Then, go ahead with any of the following wonderful messages. Let the world know about it.

83. “It’s your birthday? Surely you’ve got to be kidding. I thought all those Facebook notifications reminding me of your birthday were just annoying reminders of the day you were born.”

84. “When I was a little girl I would always pretend to be a bride. It was such a wonderful dream…but the reality is infinitely better than anything I could’ve dreamed of…you’re incredible and I hope your birthday is wonderful. Happy birthday, my love.”

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86. “You are so essential to me that I cannot imagine my world without you. Happy birthday to my amazing husband!”

87. “Your presence in my life has made it colorful and given it a new dimension. Without you it wouldn’t have been the same. All these years we spent were amazing. Happy birthday to my lovely husband.”

88. “Maybe our lives on the earth move faster than we can imagine. But to me, every moment looks same pleasing to me because I’ve got a dashing and loving husband like you. Happy birthday!”

89. “My dear hubby, your love is a potent potion that encourages and inspires. I know our future holds many brilliant adventures and smiles. Darling, you are so special to me, and you are my everything. Happy birthday to my husband and the wonderful father of my children!”

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91. “Sweetheart, you are my mirror in which I can find my good and bad, my present and future, my ups and down. Be my by side always. Happy birthday to my darling husband!”

92. “Gold, silver, platinum or diamonds are not enough to express your worth baby, because to me you’re simply, PRICELESS! Happy birthday. Wish you a long and satisfying life.”

93. “For the handsomest, smartest, hunkiest, and best-est husband in the world, no gift could ever compare to a prayer I made of thankfulness and happiness I made to God today. Wishing you a very happy birthday sweetheart.”

94. “Happy birthday to the best husband in the world. I feel so blessed to have found true love in your arms. I feel so proud to call you my husband. May you be blessed with all that you have ever dreamt of.”

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96. “I’m so lucky to be blessed with a man like you in my life. Work may let me down, but I know that when I come home, you are always there to pull me up. Thank you for being such a sweetheart. I will always love you. Happy birthday!”

97. “Your passion and your love for me are all that I want to see. Wish to stay in your arms forever coz you are world’s best hubby. Baby I love you more than me. My love is till the eternity. Wish you a very happy birthday!”

98. “You’re tough and strong on the outside, and that’s why I find you irresistible. Yet you’re so sweet and gentle on the inside, which is why I love you. You’re perfect, so have a perfect birthday, husband!”

99. “A husband so sweet, you’re the icing on the cake that is my life. Thank you for being such a sweetheart! Happy birthday!”

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101. “If someone were to ask me the secret to having a perfect marriage, I’d tell them the only secret is finding a man just like you. You’re perfect in every way, and I love everything about you. Happy birthday sweetheart.”

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We hope you use our messages to send them to your husband on his lovely birthday and make him feel special. Have any more to add to our list? Do share them in the comments section below.

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haapy birthday wishes

Birthdays are special to all of us. If anyone forgets to wish you on your day, chances are high that you will never forget that they didn’t. It is important to wish loved ones, friends and family on their special day and put a smile on their face. Birthday wishes make people feel loved and remembered. A call, text or even a Facebook message goes a long way in saying “we care”. A simple call at midnight to wish “Happy Birthday” or a bouquet of flowers with a card and chocolates does the trick.

But then again that is all cliché. Isn’t it much more fun when you can poke others about turning older? People are taking to funny birthday wishes to make the other person smile from ear to ear. It is effective, simple and can go on to be one of the most memorable wishes. Whatever you do, here are some tips to keep in mind while sending out a funny birthday wish:


Damn, you’re so old, your first pet must have been a dinosaur!


These are some funny and witty messages that you can share on social media or send to someone out on a birthday ecard, SMS or via e-mail on their special day.

Short Funny Birthday Wishes

  • We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
  • One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!
  • Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!
  • It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!
  • To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!
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  • I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!
  • Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!
  • I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know.

  • Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…
  • I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.
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  • One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you.
  • You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!
  • The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.
  • Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.
  • Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday oldie!

Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser.

  • Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday!
  • Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!
  • I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.
  • May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones!

Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

  • It’s your birthday, but make sure you get all your present before you offend everyone.
  • Today is your birthday, the only day you’re allowed to say things that you’d regret on any other day.
  • Oh yeah! You’re getting closer to the age when the government sends you money every month. Happy Birthday!
  • Statistics show that people who live longer have more birthdays, costing us more money for presents!
  • If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.
  • Another year to kick your bucket list to the curb.

More Birthdays bring a longer life. No science in that. Happy Birthday!

  • Happy birthday! Here’s to being immature for a lifetime.
  • As your younger sister, it’s only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you’re still older than me. Ha!
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  • When I reach your age I’ll still younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy bday!
  • Today is the start of the rest of your life. What? You’re how old. Revise: Today is the start of the oldest part of your life.

If you counted your birthday in dog years, you’d now be a teenager! Happy Birthday.

  • Don’t you wish you were a kid again? Of course not, cause you’re still doing the same things you did back then.
  • Here’s hoping that you enjoy your birthday as much as you enjoy torturing everyone all year.
  • I tried to find something that represented the year you were born. Unfortunately, the thrift shops were closed. Happy Birthday.
  • Congratulations bud! You are now officially 20 years away from turning 50.

You’re still young! Happy Bday.

  • I’m just coming over for the treat. By the way, many happy returns.
  • Here is a hug! Happy birthday!!!! PS: I’m broke!
  • You just lost one more year of your life. Happy birthday, man!
  • It is said that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest. Birthdays are great. Happy birthday, dude.

Happy birthday, Oldie.

  • Happy birthday, Dinosaur.
  • You turned 50? Well that botox is certainly working.
  • You asked for it. Here is nothing. Happy birthday.
  • I hope you see the day when you have no teeth.
  • Will there be cake tomorrow or no?
  • Happy birthday, my 30-year-old Grandma.

This year, do it your way.

  • Want to look young today? Play chess with Grandpa.
  • Want to look young today? Go to an old age home.
  • You just tuned 40? Well, your mom just told me you are 43.
  • Your grandmother wants her walking stick back. Happy Birthday!
  • I can never forget your birthday. It always comes after the day you remind me of it. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 500th birthday, Vampire. May you stay forever young!
  • Do I have to remind you at your age that TODAY is your birthday? Happy birthday to you.

Your age today… is the new black.

  • You’re great and even greater on your birthday. YES, I’ve been drinking!
  • The funny thing about you is that you age, but your maturity levels always stay the same!
  • This time we made sure that your candles cost less than the cake. We just got the two numbers. Have a happy 85th birthday!
  • The secret to a great birthday is not remembering what happened that day. Just don’t wake up in jail.
  • Now it’s time to fall in love, get married and make me a grandparent. And hopefully do all those things in this order! Until then Happy Birthday!
  • Your wife say you’re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.

On the occasion of this birthday, looking for the meaning of life in the back of my head.

  • This birthday means it’ time to start treating your kids like gold. They’ll be choosing your nursing home soon.
  • It’s your birthday. The good news is that you’re only as old as you act and right now you’re in kindergarten.
  • I will never send you one of those greeting cards making fun about your age. I know how sensitive old folks are about their age.
  • Finally you’re 21 and legally able to do everything you’ve been doing since you were 14 years old.

  • What comes with being 18 years old? Bills, bills and more bills… and waiting three more years to do what you really want.
  • I can’t believe you’re 50. You don’t look a day over 49 and a half.
  • You know you’re getting old when your kids are lecturing you. Fight the power! Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are nuts!

  • I bet if you knew at 18 years old what you know now, you’d have still done the same stupid things that you did. Here’s to staying young. Happy Birthday.
  • I thought about sending you a birthday card mocking your age, but I decided against it. Remember that when you are writing your will.
  • You’re the best young person I know. You make me thankful to be old.
  • Don’t worry about getting old. You’re still above ground.
  • The secret to staying young is lying about your age. Happy Birthday!

Blow this candle and hope for the best.

  • Let’s be honest! You don’t really care what I write on this card. You probably won’t even read it. All you care about is the gift inside! And that’s why I love you, happy birthday!
  • Consider the positives. You have another birthday and you still have all your teeth.
  • I just wanted to remind you that you’re a year older than you were last year.
  • Today is the day when everyone reminds you you’re a year older and we all pretend to be happy about it.
  • Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day over… whatever age you were at your last birthday!
  • You had me at “there will be cake and ice cream”. Happy Birthday to a truly special person who admires candy!

Happy Baaaaaaaaarthday!

Longer Funny Birthday Wishes

  • We all knew this day was coming, it’s not bad luck, its nature. It’s best to just suck it up and accept the truth. It’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public. Happy Birthday!
  • Mum, it’s that time of year again! You do make it hard for us, don’t you?! You never chose a favorite cake for us to get, or special thing for us to do. You can never give us a list of things you want or favorite meal for us to prepare! You are the hardest woman on earth to please! For these reasons we were forced to make it up, so don’t blame us if the day is not up to scratch! Happy Birthday to the world’s biggest fence-sitting mum!
  • Not quite an adult, but no longer a child. This is one of the toughest ages of your life. You have most of life’s firsts to look forward to, and a whole mess of early mistakes to leave behind. Let me give you one single piece of advice, that I wish someone had told me when I was your age: Stay away from bad boys.

Dear friend, have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets!

  • You made it! You are now officially old! Maybe no one else has the guts to let you know, but don’t worry. In my opinion you’ll make a sexy grey fox for sure!
  • Another year, another birthday to organize, another headache. You better get used to headaches; they become more and more common when pushing middle age!
  • You may be just a one year old baby! So you can’t read this message yet! But since we have Twitter, Facebook and the Cloud, doing this kind of thing now makes sense!
  • Last year it was a nice dinner at a fantastic hotel, the year before we went to Vegas, and now this year you’re just staying in? I guess the rumors are true, old age does ruin people. Happy Birthday! Have a good one!

Happy Birthday. Enjoy this day.

  • I never celebrate my birthday with a huge party, and you always ask me why. While tomorrow you will be surrounded by mess and a pile of huge hospitality bills, I will be enjoying a nice quiet lie in. That’s why.
  • If you are hung over, struggle to think clearly and suffer a terrible headache in the morning, don’t worry. It only means you’ve had one of the best nights of your life!
  • If you were a boy I would be telling you to have a great time, not to be shy, to be brave, talk to everyone and not to get into too much trouble! But since you’re a girl I’m obliged to remind you that talking to strangers is a bad idea. Stay away from all naughty looking boys and don’t get into any trouble at all! Enjoy!

Birthday and liking it.

  • You should see your age as something to boast about, not worry over. The next time someone makes an age joke at you, remind them that you’ve been around longer than they’ve been able to walk, and if they make it to half your age, they should consider themselves lucky!
  • To the world’s greatest dad, you make me laugh, you keep me fed, you brush my hair and buy me clothes. So I guess it’s only fair that I return the favor and spoil you this one day of the year! Don’t expect big things though, please remember I’m only small. Happy Birthday.

If we’re late, keep us some cake.

  • You probably haven’t been told this before, but when you were first born the doctors thought there was something wrong with you! With those eyes, strange ears and funny nose, it’s genuinely quite amazing they ever let you leave the hospital.
  • To my dearest, most favorite and most precious little sister. Our family was so very blessed the day you were born. It was such a joy to grow up with you and share so many great moments together. Remember these kind words when you’re cutting and dishing out the cake portions later!
  • The best thing about your birthday is that you’ve now reached the age to say: “Those kids don’t know anything. When I was young…” and then go on blathering all day, annoying everyone around you.
  • I just wanted you to know that they say 50 is the new 30, skinny jeans are out and the saggy, relaxed look is in! Also, neatly pressed polo shirts are out and well worn and wrinkled is in! Happy Birthday you trendsetter you!!

May your day be more beautiful than a Unicorn farting rainbows!

  • Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. You smell like my husband and you sorta look like him too.
  • You remind me of a jar of pickles. You’re pretty well preserved for your age. Happy Birthday, my dear old friend!
  • Happy Birthday—-& just to let you know the tablecloth is flame resistant, I have the fire department on stand-by and there is a fire extinguisher under the table.

And then he tells me I’m just 27.

  • I have sources that have informed me that it’s your birthday and that you are a die-hard Obama fan. Enjoy this premium roast coffee that is imported and served at the White House! Kenya Arabica Bean Anniversary of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth blend.
  • You have more preservatives in you than a jar of mayonnaise! There isn’t an expiration date on your bottom, is there? Happy Birthday, my fantastically well preserved friend!
  • My momma always said “Life was like a box of chocolates. You gotta keep sticking your finger in them until you find the one that you want to get.” Happy Birthday.

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!

  • “You want answers?! You can’t handle the truth!” …but I will tell you anyways. It’s your god*amn birthday!
  • I hope your birthday leaves you less hot & bothered than when you read 50 Shades of Grey. Happy Birthday.
  • Don’t think of them as wrinkles. Think of them as creases that just need some starch and a bit of ironing. Cheers to another year & another crease.
  • Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…..

Birthdays are a freud. Nobody is getting any junger.

  • Congratulations! You are another year closer to being able to get that senior discount at Target and wear the underwear that you can pee in!!
  • Brother, I figured today would be as good a day as any to tell you that you were adopted!! Just kidding. Happy Birthday—or is it??
  • Lucille Ball said it best when she said, “The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” May you stay forever 28—LIAR!

Lucille Ball said it best when she said: The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age! May You stay forever 28…Liar!

  • I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys “R” Us kid. If you are now singing the end of this magical verse, you are most certainly an 80s kid. Happy Birthday to my NKOTB loving, neon scrunchy wearing, slap bracelet collecting friend.
  • If you’re having vanilla cake I would like some ice cream… but on the side. If it’s chocolate cake, no ice cream. If you’re having vanilla and chocolate marble cake, I would like the ice cream served on top of the cake. If there’s no cake, than just a scoop of chocolate ice cream. Happy Birthday to a friend that always goes above and beyond!!
  • I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as Kim Kardashian enjoys taking selfies!
  • I would like to wish you a politically correct birthday so I won’t encourage overindulgence of alcohol, getting less than the recommended 9 hours of sleep, or listening to excessively loud rock music…..but happy birthday, even if all the fun has been sucked out of it!

And I’m saving all my love for your birthday cake tonight.

  • Chuck Norris wanted to apologize for not being able to make it to your birthday party. He was busy geocaching in Antarctica. Happy Birthday.
  • Cougar was so last year. This year you are a cheetah, fierce & fabulous!! Happy Birthday!!!
  • If  ‘only the good die young’,…..I’m afraid you’re going to be celebrating a few more birthdays.
  • One must not simply wish someone a happy birthday, one must shout it from the rooftops, start a conga line in the middle of town, resurrect Julia Child to bake a triple layer ice cream cake!
  • Do you want to eat some ice cream? Come on, how about some chocolate cake? I never see you anymore. Come out the door. Come on let’s go and make a wish! Don’t tell me to ‘let it go’ because your birthday comes only once a year. We used to be best buddies but now we’re not. Do I really smell that bad? I want to wish you happy birthday, to your face. Not from behind a door.

I love parties. Happy Birthday.

  • I’m glad I don’t need Facebook to tell me it’s your birthday. Happy Birthday!
  • To show how not old we are I am going to wish you happy birthday in under 140 characters. #happybirthday #youngandhot #stillgettingcarded
  • Happy Birthday to someone who is aging better than Britney Spears AND Lindsay Lohan!!
  • Happy 16th Birthday, Sweetie! After digging out your old baby photo albums, I found the cutest picture of you wearing nothing but socks and a smile! I wished you happy birthday on your Facebook and Instagram. I couldn’t figure out how to upload the darn photo on Twitter. I hope you have a great day! I love you!

Just call me when the cake comes in.

  • May the odds be ever in your favor… and if they’re not I hope there is a Katniss to take your place because it isn’t going to be me!
  • Brace yourself. An explosion of Facebook notifications is coming. Happy Birthday from the Lannisters… we never forget.
  • “We got no food! We got no jobs! Our pets heads are falling off!!” I hope you are having a better day than Harry & Lloyd. Happy Birthday, friend!
  • You’re depressed about being another year older? Look on the bright side, you don’t live in North Korea where that evil dictator Kim Jong-un could kill you for it.
  • You know you’re old when your social calendar has bi-weekly ‘meet friends for coffee @ blood pressure clinic’ on it. Happy birthday, you old fart.
  • I promise when you get old and forgetful I won’t let you forget to wash your hands after you pee or feed the cat food to your cat and not yourself. Happy Birthday, Mother!

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Sending birthday greetings has become a necessary tradition these days. Have you found it difficult to draft a happy birthday wish SMS and got stuck along the way? There are cases when you are at a loss for words to say, and some samples of birthday texts can come to your aid.

A genuine birthday wish will surely make anyone's day. This year, say 'Happy Birthday!' with a few words that no one will forget.

  • Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.
  • A wish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!
  • Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!
  • May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day. Wishing you a very happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey. Happy birthday!
  • This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I've ever known.
  • May you be gifted with life's biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.
  • Count not the candles the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday.
  • Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.
  • Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!
  • Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey. Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.
  • Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams!
  • Best friends make life bearable. You always know that there will be someone to watch your back when you plan to get into some form of mischief. As you add one more year, I wish you all the happiness that this life can bring your way.
  • You understand everything that happens to me. Our friendship makes a lot of people envy. We have known each other since we were young. I have seen you celebrate many birthdays but this is a special one because it marks a major milestone in our friendship. I wish you love and happiness my dearest friend.
  • My girlfriend deserves the best. As you celebrate your birthday, I wish you all the best. I know you are getting a little wiser and even more caring. Have a happy one my darling friend.
  • Birthdays are a reminder of how much we have grown over the years. I know that you were born to be special which is why you continue to be the greatest friend anyone can wish for. I wish you more love and grace as you turn a year older today.
  • You are one in a million. A friend to be treasured and kept for life. As you celebrate your birthday, I thank the universe for allowing you to be born. You are a blessing to humanity.

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Looking for original birthday wishes? You came to the right place.

We collected over 50 original wishes for birthday, to help you with filling in your birthday card.

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50+ Wishes for Birthday

  1. I hope your special day will bring you lots of happiness, love, and fun. You deserve them a lot. Enjoy!
  2. All things are sweet and bright. May you have a lovely birthday Night.
  3. Don’t ever change! Stay as amazing as you are, my friend
  4. Let’s light the candles and celebrate this special day of your life. Happy birthday.
  5. Here’s to the sweetest and loveliest person I know. Happy birthday!
  6. Happy birthday to my best friend, the one I care about the most!
  7. Wherever your feet may take, whatever endeavor you lay hands on. It will always be successful. Happy birthday.
  8. May this special day bring you endless joy and tons of precious memories!
  9. You are very special and that’s why you need to float with lots of smiles on your lovely face. Happy birthday.
  10. It’s as simple as ABC; today makes more sense because of you, Happy birthday.
  11. Let your all the dreams to be on fire and light your birthday candles with that. Have a gorgeous birthday.
  12. May you continue to improve as a person with each passing year. Wishing you a very happy birthday.
  13. Today is the birthday of the person who is spreading joy and positivity all around. May your birthday and your life be as wonderful as you are!
  14. Happy birthday! Here’s to a bright, healthy and exciting future!
  15. The joy is in the air because your special day is here!
  16. Wishing my friend a very happy birthday and you don’t need to speak it out loud that I’m your best friend too. Love you, dear.
  17. Thanks for being a wonderful son to me. I am so fortunate to have a fantastic son like you.
  18. The years we shared while growing up are like treasures to me. I can remember our every moment of laughter. Happy Birthday, my dear friend.
  19. Your birthday only comes once a year, so make sure this is the most memorable one ever and have a colorful day.
  20. I gt a feeling that you’ll look really good when you get older. So don’t feel bad about how you look now. Happy birthday my friend!
  21. I don’t have words to describe what I feel for you. Meeting you is the best thing that ever happened in my life. Happy Birthday!
  22. Today I wish you a fun time, shared with your dear ones, and a lifelong happiness!
  23. I always wished to be a great friend like you. But there is no way to be a better friend than you in the world. Happy birthday.
  24. Wishing you a wonderful day and all the most amazing things on your Big Day!
  25. You know all about me, I know all about you. We’re best friends, yada yada yada. Since we can read each other’s minds I don’t need a creative message.
  26. Life is tough but birthdays are smooth because I will finally have a chance to smile at you. Happy birthday.
  27. May your birthday be full of happy hours and special moments to remember for a long long time!
  28. Soon you’re going to start a new year of your life and I hope this coming year will bring every success you deserve. Happy birthday.
  29. Wishing you a memorable day and an adventurous year, Happy birthday
  30. Hope your birthday is as wonderful and extraordinary as you are.
  31. I wish you to enjoy your special day, relax and let yourself be spoiled, you deserve it!
  32. I wish you to have a wonderful time on your Day!
  33. Wishing a happy birthday to the best person I’ve ever met in this world.
  34. I wish that life brings you a beautiful surprise for every candle on your bday cake!
  35. Hugging you don’t need any reason but, if there is a reason, more than one hug is a norm. Happy Birthday!
  36. Thank you for all the memories we have. Without you, the world would have been colorless to me.
  37. I wish you a day filled with great fun and a year filled with true happiness!
  38. Let yourself do everything that you like most in life, may your Big Day be cheerful and happy!
  39. Wishing you the abundance of fun and glory, Happy Birthday!
  40. May this day be so happy that smile never fades away from your face.
  41. On your birthday friends wish you many things, but I will wish you only two: always and never. Never feel blue and always be happy!
  42. You are the only one who helped me a lot, guided me a lot and never given up when even I was not confident. Thanks for being all the way with me. Happy birthday.
  43. I feel proud when I call you my sister. I want to feel this today and every day.
  44. May the dream that means most to you, start coming true this year. Happy Bday!
  45. May you enjoy your special day to the fullest extent, buddy!
  46. With you, it is always about bringing in fun, in more ways than one, come rain come sun, just fun. Happy Birthday!
  47. I wish a very happy birthday for the second much-loved child of my parents.
  48. May your birthday mark the beginning of a wonderful period of time in your life!
  49. My dear friend, may your special day be full of beautiful, magical and unforgettable moments!
  50. Happy birthday, gorgeous! You are another year older and I just can’t see it. Have a blast! Wishing you the best of the best!
  51. What did little birdie say?  Oh! It said it is your birthday today. Happy Birthday my love.
  52. Wishing you greatest birthday ever, full of love and joy from the moment you open your eyes in the morning until you sleep for the night.
  53. Mom, there is no one who can come even closer to your winning ways. Happy Birthday to my great mom.

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