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We have prepared for you 105 birthday wishes so funny for your friends and family. You can choose to share from this awesome funniest list of happy birthday wishes to put a smile on everyone’s faces.
Check out the list and you will find hilarious birthday wishes for friend, brother, sister, cousin, mom, dad, you name it, so that special day will go in laughter and super fun.

I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

  

You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.

So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

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Have a great day and enjoy in your life!
  

Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

  

Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.

Who could say that we are related? Just joking of course, I want to say happy birthday cousin and all the best on this special day.

Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.

If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.

Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.

  

It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.

It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

Grow more older and become toothless soon.

Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.

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I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.

On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.

As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.

Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.

Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.

Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.

People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!

You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.

Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.

The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.

Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.

You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.

You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.

The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.

Look, so many candles on a so little cake.

You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for being with me.

You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.

Look at my delicious cake. I know you love cakes so let’s finish it together.

I know we both have grown very old now, but I hope you are not going to die before you taste the birthday cake.

It’s time to stop counting the numbers of candles and start to think about the wishes you’ve got today.

You are a person for whom it’s always tough to find a perfect gift. So, I decided not to bring anything expect this beautiful rose.

Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.

Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.

  

Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.

One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.

It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.

You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.

No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.

Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.

The number of candles is too much for your tiny cake. Make sure to arrange a bigger one next time.

I know your best birthdays are yet to arrive. Lets wait for those. Happy birthday.

A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.

You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.

The usefulness of life is measured on its application, not in its length. Have a wonderful birthday.

I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.

You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.

You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.

There are good as well as bad people in the world. Only good people are lucky to find wishes from their well wishers. Happy birthday.

Your birth date is very special because the world found was blessed with several special people. But I’m so sorry to tell you that you are not one of them.

Can you remember our those old days? Those memories are still fresh in my mind. Thanks for being with me. Happy birthday.

With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.

No matter how old you become, still you are the smartest and best looking person in this entire world.

People often say that time is the best healer though it’s also true that time is a dreadful beautician too. Have a wonderful day.

  

Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.

Time runs fast and you are getting older fast too. It seems only a few days when we were young. Now it’s hard to find a tooth in your mouth. Happy birthday.

Every time I ask you the true age, you smile and skip that topic. Today, I won’t give you any chance to escape.

You are the perfect example of how old people celebrate their birthday. There is plenty of food, but doctor has warned you not to eat any of those. Happy birthday!!

You are the person who surprises me most. I don’t know how you passed first one and a half year without talking a single word. Good luck!

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It would have been a holiday, if you were a great man in this country. But I’m so unlucky that you are not.

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Respect for all your stuff you have successfully ruined bro. But somehow you have forget to ruined the cake. Because of that I want to say happy birthday brother, we love you anyway 🙂

More candles are on their way to join your cake. Hope you’ll be able to see them very soon.

Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.

You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.

There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.

No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.

You don’t look as old as your age.

At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.

The more you are growing, the more mature you are becoming. Happy birthday to the most mature person I’ve ever meet.

I feel jealous because you get the most wishes on birthday. Happy birthday.

It’s time to say that I’m getting older when you find it’s tough to walk up the stairs. That’s true. Happy birthday.

You know that you have passed your golden young days when the walking through the stairs becomes really hard. Moreover, you need to call it as an exercise too. Happy birthday.

You are someone whose birthday can easily be remembered without using any kind reminder options.

Let me wish you as the very first person. I don’t want anyone to do that before me.

If it wasn’t your birthday celebration, I would have been going to buy some drinks for tonight.

I never make any joke that is related to age. Because I know it hurts someone like you.

It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.

It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.

I tried to find one of the best cards for you, but in the end I could manage only this. Have a wonderful celebration.

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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday! i cashed in all my new years resolutions to buy this card!

As you’ve aged I’ve started to wonder, Does the skin on your face really wrinkle or is it just your own personal treasure map to follow in the afterlife and you are suppose to be staring at the mirror studying it? Anyways Happy Birthday! Here’s to surviving to the next clue.

Congratulations! Another year of not remembering the horror you were born into! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday. I didn’t buy you a present. I’ve heard that we are either born rich or handsome and clearly you’re loaded!

I bought this card for you and I don’t remember why…use it for your birthday because I’ll probably forget that too.

I’d like to wish you health on your birthday, but I’m broke and need that inheritance. Here’s to great sex instead.

For my wife on her birthday, the stars are beautiful and the moon is bright. This was supposed to be romantic but instead I’ll make your sandwich tonight.

My darling child, on the day you were born, the world saw beauty and bliss. Except for me. I got a headache from having to write all of this. Happy Birthday.

To my sibling, enjoy your awesome day. Tomorrow, it’s back in the gallows with the rest of us.

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I use to hear with age comes wisdom. Congratulations on another year of proving them wrong. Happy birthday.

Roses are red; Violets are Blue. May the Lord have Mercy on what the years have done to you.

I send my best birthday wishes, and apologize for the absence and no gift. The Border Patrol and I disagreed on what constituted “pretty plants”. On the bright side, I hear I will be able to send you a stainless steel fork ring next year so I’m excited about that.

As you can see from the list, a tiny bit of laughter can go a long way. Brighten up the next birthday you visit with any of these phrases or create your own. The art of a good phrase is knowing your audience. Maybe some of these are not for you. Either case, knowing someone personally, allows you to create your own humor and place it in a card, speak it in a toast, or plaster it on a billboard. Get creative and enjoy your next birthday party putting grins on everyone’s faces and laughter in their hearts.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for brother or husband

I know it is difficult not being able to admire the top of your cake because of all the candles, especially because of your failing eyesight. At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday oldie!

Remember, now that you’re older, age is an irrelephant number. But like elephants, we don’t forget. We know you’re old!

The older you are, the better you’ll get. Unless you’re a cookie, then you’ll just go soft.

We all know birthdays are good for your health. Studies have proved that those who have more of them have lived longer.

Who says you can’t teach an old dog new tricks? I bet you can cough, sneeze and pee all at the same time now you’re older!

One more year you’ve survived to annoy everyone you know! Happy birthday!

Thank you to everyone who wished me a birthday message because a notification appeared in the top right of your Facebook account.

Happy birthday to someone who will have no teeth soon. Enjoy the cake while you still can!

Another year older, but not another year wiser!

Since we’re like sisters, if you let me borrow everything of yours, I will not tell your mom what happens at this party.

Think of all the things you wish to be told on your birthday and just imagine I told them so I don’t have to!

Thank you for always being older than me. You’ll get to experience the joys of back pain and being toothless first!

We considered buying the amount of candles to match your age to put on the cake. But we’d run out of space on the cake. Happy birthday!

I tried to make a list of the words of wisdom you have taught me over the years to try and make this birthday special. Unfortunately, my list is blank! Happy birthday anyway!

Share the funniest and most hilarious happy birthday wishes with your friends and family and put a big smile on their faces.

Funny Happy Birthday Messages, Memes, Wishes

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It’s a person that you really care about but often gets on your nerves. She’s admittedly adorable, but you wonder if you were trying a bit too hard during some of your childhood pillow fights. You would never let anyone hurt her, and then sometimes you simply feel like pulling her hair off. But, hey, that’s just a manner of speaking: it’s your sister, and sisters are forever, and you love and protect her, right?

This great collection of funny birthday wishes for your dear sister will initially make you laugh with the idea of her reading them, and will then probably bring her more laughs on her special day! Pick your favorite one and share it with her. Presents might follow, memories will definitely come back on a day like this, but a big birthday laugh is perfect for now.


Funny Birthday Messages for your Sister

  • Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!
  • Thank you for all those pillow fights and late night chats! It’s so great to have someone else that is the product of our crazy upbringing! Happy Birthday to one very special girl who I am honored to call my sister and best friend! #mostofthetimes

Happy Birthday, Sister! Hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

  • I hear you are kind of a big deal now. Well, you’re still my baby sister and I still have your back. I saw that birthday fairy headed your way, so I hit her on the head with a broom and knocked her butt out! Happy Birthday, Sister!
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  • Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
  • “Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!
  • Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!
  • Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options! 😛
  • Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!

A birthday Toast for my beloved sister!

  • Congratulations, big sister! You’ve had me as a sibling for how many years now?! I’ve lost count…
  • To the sibling I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!
  • I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are, my dearest sister! You know, what? Make it “more fun and fabulous”, just to make sure!
  • I have no nicer friend than you and no better friend than a sister! People say this might be because I have no friends! Happy Birthday, my sweet sister!
  • Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest sister! I’m so blessed I thought I might give an award, but I hope you have an amazing day anyway!
  • Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! We wish you the very best birthday full of laughter, love, and plenty of old wisecracks!
  • I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!
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  • Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet! #bearwithme
  • Wishing you the very best on your special day. We’ll see about tomorrow! Hugs and kisses, dearest sister!
  • I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!
  • Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!

Happy Birthday to a gorgeous, awesome and funny girl. Did I just wish to myself? Anyway… Happy Birthday, Sister!

  • Best wishes to you on your big day! I hope you overindulge in cake, laugh until you’re rolling on the floor, and blow out all the candles a bit drunk! Facebook is waiting!
  • Happy Birthday, my sister. You and I may not have always been the greatest of friends but we will always, and forever be, sisters. And that’s a starting point for a friendship, isn’t it?
  • Cheers! Happy Birthday to the most fabulously-looking, fashionable, attractive young woman in town! I’m saving the honest appraisal of your inner virtues for next year… May you have the best of birthdays, Sister!
  • To the coolest sister in the world, I hope your birthday is off-the-hook! You deserve to have the most awesome, hoppin’ birthday ever!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present. I didn’t get you one! Happy Birthday.

  • You will never turn this age again—EVER! So, enjoy and soak in every second of it. Think of all the incredible accomplishments and strides you’ve made this past year. You’ve come such a long way! Be proud and start this new year, new chapter, off with a bang! Cheers to you my sweet sister! I hope this birthday is as amazing as you are!
  • I know who you are. I know where you live. I want you to know that I don’t have money but what I do have are a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you… and wish you a very happy birthday, sister!
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  • God made us sisters, but a shared love of wine and Game of Thrones has made us the best of friends. Happy Birthday to you my awesome sister!
  • If you were chosen to represent our district in the Hunger Games I would definitely not take your place, but I would send you those little packages full of surprises! Happy Birthday to you, Sister!
  • I think God knew we were two-of-a-kind and that’s why he made us sisters! I love how we can finish each other’s sentences and have inside jokes. You’re amazing and I hope you have a very… Guess what was I going to say? Yeah, that thing, you see?
  • Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best sister anyone could ever ask for!
  • You are one-in-a-million! I hope you have a great birthday with all the people you love, and me, someone who is also one-in-a-million. Happy Birthday to you, my favorite sister! Together we bend the statistics!

Funny 16th Birthday Messages for your Sister 

  • Happy 16th birthday. May God help you forget about your problems in life like you forgot the things you learned for your exams.
  • Sending a sweet happy birthday from a sweet brother/sister to a sweet sister who is celebrating her sweet sixteen on such a sweet day. May sweet things constantly surround your life, my sweet sister.
  • Happy birthday. I’m sorry once again for not accompanying this with a gift.
  • Wishing you a fabulous 16th birthday. Please don’t get pregnant, for I’m too young to become an uncle/aunt.
  • Happy 16th, dear sister. May your weekends be long and your weekdays short. May you never annoy Mom to the point where she thinks of eating you up. Happy birthday.
  • Happy sweet sixteen, dear sister. Today makes you approximately 192 months old. My prayer for you on this day is that you never experience teen pregnancy because I don’t think Mom and Dad would be too pleased to become grandparents. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 16th birthday. Today, I want to congratulate you for two things. The first is for turning 16 and the second is for not becoming a teenage mother. Enjoy your day.
  • Happy birthday, sweet sister. Enjoy every second of being 16, and please while you are at it, try not to become a teen pregnancy statistic. Have a great day!

 

Funny 20th Birthday Messages for your Sister

  • May your holidays be long and your work days be short. Enjoy every moment of being 20.
  • As you celebrate your 20th birthday, I just want to congratulate you on successful beating teen pregnancy!
  • May you never be called ugly in your life. And if you ever encounter the misfortune to be called ugly, may God give you the strength to come up with the legendary comeback “I’m not a mirror”. Happy birthday.
  • They say all you need in this life is love, and for that reason all I am sending you for your Big Day is my love, instead of some fancy present. I’m I not the best brother/sister in the whole wide world?! Happy 20th, dear sister.
  • What an interesting age you have gotten to. You are no longer a teenager, and yet you aren’t old enough to enjoy a good drink. Happy 20th birthday.
  • Hi Hip Hooray! My wonderful sister is finally in her twenties! Even if you haven’t achieved anything in life, you should be proud that you successfully avoided becoming a teenage mom. That’s some substantial achievement. Now, let the party begin!
  • Today is your special day. So you shall sit back, relax and have some beer. Oh wait, you still haven’t reached the age where you can enjoy a drink. Happy 20th.

 

Funny 30th Birthday Messages for your Sister 

  • On your 30th birthday celebration, I pray that God will give you a big bank account and a very slim body. Happy birthday.
  • Dear sister, I was trying to send you something wonderful on your birthday through the post, but I couldn’t fit into the mailbox. Happy 30th!
  • Dear sister, I want to congratulate you on another year of still being alive. Happy 30th.
  • Today is your birthday, dear sister. It’s rather unfortunate you are not Jesus Christ. Had you been Jesus, today would have been Christmas Day. But happy birthday all the same.
  • Don’t worry about turning 30 today. In the world of Scrabble, 30 is only just 12. Happy birthday.

 

Funny 40th Birthday Messages for your Sister

  • No, you are not 40! What you really are is a 20-year-old with 20 years of experience. Happy birthday.
  • I can’t believe you are 40! I strongly ask for a recount! There must be some mistake somewhere! Happy birthday all the same.
  • So you finally hit 40, dear sister. Hmm… I’d be forever grateful to you for turning 40 before me. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 40th. I was about calling the fire department in panic until I realized it was just your 40th birthday cake. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 40th birthday. Everything about your Big Day today is perfect. The only problem is that your cake isn’t large enough to accommodate all your candles.
  • Lucky you, sister. Since you are not a banana, you get better and better the older you become. Happy 40th birthday.
  • My dear sister, don’t mind all those losers who insist on calling you old. You’re not old, you’re just vintage. Happy 40th birthday, my beloved vintage sister.
  • As you mourn the death of your 30s, dear sister, my one advice for you today is to have the courage not get down because at your age if you get down, you just might find it difficult getting up. Happy birthday.
  • Dear sis, congratulations on turning 20 for the second time! Keep on rocking!

Keep Calm & celebrate your Big Bad 50th Birthday!

Funny 50th Birthday Messages for your Sister 

  • Did you know that today makes you half a century old? Happy birthday, my half-a-century-old sister.
  • Not everyone is blessed with the opportunity of looking this awesome at the age of 50. Cheers at 50, dear sister.
  • Happy 50th birthday, dear sister. If you were in a band, the band’s name would be “The Wrinklies”.
  • Yay! You finally made the Big 50! Did you know that today makes you over a billion and a half seconds old!? Happy 50th birthday.
  • Yay! Look who’s all grown up and getting ready to start using a walking stick. Congratulations on being 600 months old today. Happy 50th.
  • Holy s*** you are 50 already! Sis, I think we should keep this celebration on the down low.
  • I was about making an age-related joke, but stopped when I considered your age. So all I’m going to say is have a fabulous day.
  • Happy 50th birthday. While 50 years might sound pretty old, it doesn’t really sound bad when you think of the fact that you are only just 5 decades old. Enjoy your day to the max, you 5-decade-old lady.
  • I can’t believe that you are 50 and still looking so stunning. I bet your enemies never in their wildest imaginations thought you’d still be looking this good at 50. Kinda feel sorry for them!
  • Wishing a ridiculously brilliant birthday to the hottest 50-year-old I know. If the world were to organize a contest for the hottest 50-year-old in the universe, you’d surely go home with the crown. Happy birthday.
  • Dear sis, I might smile and wish you a happy birthday today, but deep down in me I’m green with envy wondering how you still keep looking awesome at this age.
  • 50 years is no small age. To many, you are old. But whenever you feel down about your age, take a moment and consider how the 100-year-old woman would be feeling right about now and take solace in that. Happy birthday.
  • Don’t worry about becoming older today. You can always drastically cut down your age. If many footballers around the world do that, what stops you from doing that too? Happy 50th birthday!
  • Oh no… no… not the BIG 50!  Keep Calm and Happy Birthday!
  • Sis, you’re a perfect example of what a perfect 50-year-old should look like. May you keep breaking the hearts of your enemies with your good looks. Happy birthday.
  • Wishing  a fabulous woman who just turned 50 years an absolutely fabulous birthday celebration. You are never too old to rock & roll, dear sister.

 

Happy Birthday Memes for your Sister

Happy Birthday. This year, do it your way.

 

Wishing you a birthday that doesn’t totally suck

 

Happy Bday, sis. You’re awesome.

 

Feeling blessed on my sister’s birthday.

 

Happy Birthday, Sister. I know your real age.

 

Happy Birthday, Sister. Follow me to awesomeness.

 



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Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!
Happy birthday to my absolute
favourite teacher!

You are so smart, wise and so
incredibly funny but out of all
your remarkable qualities, the
thing I admire most about you
is your generosity.

For example, the amazing grade
you’re probably going to give me
because of this sincere, heartfelt
birthday message I took the time
to write for you!

Have a truly wonderful day!
Happy birthday to a teacher who has
just the right balance of playfulness
and seriousness!

You’re so easy-going and all for having a
laugh, which makes your lessons the best,
but the moment someone steps out of line
something clicks in you and you come
down on them like a ton of bricks!

It’s actually quite funny to watch you go
from one extreme to the other! One
minute you’re laughing, and then the
next you could be shouting at someone!
It certainly keeps everyone on their toes!

Wishing you a calm and relaxed birthday
this year, teacher!
Your classes are always funny and entertaining, teacher!

I don’t know if you intend them to be that way, but they always leave me in stitches!

Happy birthday!
What does a beautiful girl who already has everything even need on her birthday? Nothing. That’s why I didn’t get you anything at all. 

You already have it all, my love! A charming, handsome, courageous, clever and funny boyfriend, and you also have a lot going for yourself, too!

Happy birthday, my dear girlfriend! I hope you have a truly wonderful day!
My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
Not all heroes wear capes, teacher!

I mean, surely with the daily battle
you face in dealing with some of
the kids in this school, you must
have some kind of superpower to
keep your cool!

Wishing you a relaxed birthday
this year, teach!
Happy birthday to my favourite teacher!

It’s true that most teachers are boring,
but you are definitely the least boring
out of them all!

Thank you for making your lessons
somewhat interesting! Wishing you
a very happy birthday today, teach!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Age is just a number, but in your case it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Happy birthday, best friend!

It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!

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33 Funny Happy Birthday Quotes and Facebook Wishes

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General Funny Birthday Wishes

1. I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!
2. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
3. Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.
4. May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
5. On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
6. You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!
7. Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
8. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!
9. Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!
10. It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
11. Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night 😉
12. Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?
13. Congratulations on getting slightly older!
14. Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

Old Age Jokes

1. Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me 
2. Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!
3. Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…
4. If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.
5. Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!
6. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!
7. If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!
8. Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!
9. As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
10. Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.
11. We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public.
12. Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!
13. I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.
14. Just remember the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you’ll get! Now who’s laughing?
15. Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!
16. Remember that age is just a number… just a really, REALLY high one in your case!
17. I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.

Rude Birthday Messages

1. Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else’s bed…
2. I hope you have a happy annual celebration of escaping from your mum’s uterus. I wish that you may never again have to return to your dark underwater prison.
3. Birthdays are like bogeys. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
4. I hope your birthday is better than walking through a fart with your mouth open.
5. Since it’s your birthday, I’ll let you leave the lights on.
6. May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows.
7. I hope you celebrate your birthday the way you came into this world, naked and screaming!
8. Some say that age is just a number. I say that’s bullsh**. I mean, you’re getting really old. Happy birthday anyway.
9. Happy birthday… congratulations on now being of the age where understand the horror of waking yourself up with your own fart!
10. You might be old, but you’re still a d***.
11. Older and wiser… but still a bit of a pr***.
12. I didn’t know where to start on your birthday present so I thought I’d trawl the internet. After a couple of hours I found some really good stuff. But then I remembered I was supposed to be finding you a birthday present and it was too late. Sorry!
13. Have a mucking farvellous birthday!
14. Some things are better with age. Too bad you aren’t one of them.

Sarcastic Birthday Messages

1. You’re the least famous person I know of who was born on your birthday.
2. I couldn’t think of a message that would make you laugh for your birthday card… you’re too boring…
3. I hope your birthday is better than the card I sent you…
4. Seriously, I don’t know how many more of your birthdays I can handle.
5. Another year older… and you still can’t grow a beard.
6. If I made fun of how many years old you are, it would be beyond funny.
7. Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.
8. Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity; you are truly an inspiration.
9. Happy birthday! Here is a piece of card to show you how little I care…
10. What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. At least have fun doing it!
11. Life was meant to be celebrated more often than just one day a year. Man, you’re missing opportunities the other 364 days!
12. I decided to keep having birthdays because it beats the alternative… Death.

Belated Birthday Wishes

1. I know you had lots of birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that’s who. Happy belated birthday!
2. I’m sorry my birthday wishes are belated—I honestly didn’t think you’d live this long. Happy birthday!
3. Sorry I wasn’t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!
4. It’s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you’re growing old, and that I totally forgot… Happy belated birthday!
5. You’re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because I’m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!
6. It wasn’t my fault… Facebook forgot to remind me about your birthday!
7. It’s so tough to believe that you are getting older, that I decided to wish you happy birthday late this year.
8. Sorry I missed your birthday… hopefully you’ll have another one next year…

Funny Birthday Quotes

1. Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.
2. Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.
3. Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.
4. There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.
5. Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.
6. The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.
7. Getting older is just part of life… and the other parts are even worse.
8. The older you get, the more disoriented your hair gets. Once it leaves your head, it seems to get lost.

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