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December 16, 2018 Anniversary Wishes 4 comments

Congratulate. the. happy. couple on their. big day. Shop Wedding Gifts. Card Messages. Funny messages. verses and poems. Wishes for your new wife. wishes.

Starfish honeymooners on a sunset beach for newlyw…

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Inside Text: May each day be a tropical paradise as you begin your new life together.
Artist: Maria Dryfhout
Artist Notes: Pair of starfish on a sunset beach for newlyweds.
Product Id: 454500

Motorcycle Wedding - Kraft Look Wedding Card

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Inside Text: May your every day together be a joyous ride.
Artist: Michael Wykowski
Product Id: 989669

Wedding Congrats Butter or Worse Toast to the Brid…

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Inside Text: You’ll never be a loaf again! Congratulations on your marriage!
Artist: Penny Cork
Artist Notes: Boy and girl toast offer a bit of fun and humor to the bride and groom on their wedding day with this congratulations cards. Whimsical, smiling slices of bread done in shades of brown on a pale blue background with white wedding rings. A bow tie for the groom and a flower for the bride completes this charming and trendy illustration. This original design is � Penny Cork.
Product Id: 1269556

Owls Wedding Congratulations card

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Inside Text: Congrats!
Artist: Jenn Inashvili
Artist Notes: Humorous Owl Bride and Groom. Inside of this card: "Congrats!" Customizable text to add your own greeting. Funny Owl Couple, Newlyweds, New husband and wife, just married, an original and cute congratulations card. Happy couple, groom wearing teal bow tie, bride with bouquet of flowers and white veil. Brown background. The Blue Owl figurine seen below is also available for purchase here: http://tinyurl.com/gslpqzy
Product Id: 880836

Cartoon Wedding . The Bride Is Taking a Selfie to …

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your marriage
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Cartoon Wedding scene. The bride is taking a selfie in the middle of the ceremony. Puzzled groom asks, Seriously, Elaine? A Selfie? Now?
Product Id: 1473110

Dish Runs Away with the Spoon Wedding Congratulati…

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Inside Text: You did it!
Artist: Jenn Inashvili
Artist Notes: The Dish Ran Away with the Spoon! Funny wedding congratulations card based on "the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon" from the Hey Diddle Diddle nursery rhyme. Bride and groom running on a sandy beach. Funny wedding congrats card. Beach wedding.
Product Id: 887968

Funny Wedding Congratulations Love Honor Scrub Toi…

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Inside Text: Welcome to reality! Congratulations on your marriage!
Artist: Penny Cork
Artist Notes: A fun and eye-catching wedding congratulations card for the newlywed couple that offers a bit of advice. White text and graphics really pop against the hot pink background. For the couple with a sense of humor! Add to, or change, the inside text to create your own special message.
Product Id: 939700

Funny Congratulations on Wedding, Corgi Dog Couple…

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Inside Text: What a Wonderful Couple! Congratulations on Your Recent Nuptials.
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Artist Notes: Congratulations! on your wedding, paper greeting card. Card features a photograph of two corgis in the back seat of a car. The bride and groom are dressed in their wedding attire and are vocalizing their love for each other. Keep howlin' and growlin' into wedded bliss.
Product Id: 510954

Wedding - miranda warning! - congratulations card

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Inside Text: Congratulations, and GOOD LUCK!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 810099

Your Wedding - a funny wedding & marriage poem for…

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Inside Text: Congratulations!
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A Wedding & Marriage Congratulations Card featuring a bad poem and illustration for the couple who "mean business". The happy couple is all smiles as they celebrate their "merger" or "friendly takeover". He is wearing a top hat and she is wearing a beautiful veil.
Product Id: 1206194

Squirrelly Wedding - Congratulations card

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Inside Text: . . . and the presents are always nuts. Congratulations on getting married.
Artist: Sun At Night Studios
Artist Notes: Illustrated congratulations card for a wedding. A couple of squirrels in a grassy field are dressed as the bride and groom sitting next to a pile of acorns. A really large acorn has a bow around it. Cover text reads: Weddings are a little squirrelly. Inside text reads: . . and the presents are always nuts.
Product Id: 1371944

Marriage Is A Funny Thing card

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Inside Text: Marriage is a funny thing.... CONGRATULATIONS!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 338563

Bride and Groom - a funny wedding & marriage congr…

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Inside Text: Congratulations
Artist: Bad Poetry Cards
Artist Notes: A Wedding & Marriage Congratulations Card featuring a bad poem and illustration for the bride and groom who are all smiles.
Product Id: 1206196

Crazy, Funny, Hilarious, Awesome, Cool Wedding Wishes & Quotes You may be married, but you don't have to grow up! Congratulations on.

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Weddings are incomplete without wishes and when it is your best friend’s wedding, it is all the more fun and entertainment. Funny wedding card messages are surely the most perfect way to wish your dearest buddy on this special day. Cute marriage wishes and short witty wedding quotes not just express your joy as a friend on the D-day but also add a dash of humor to the event. Funny marriage wishes in Hindi and English are a unique way of sending congratulation greetings to your best friend.  Find yourself funny marriage anniversary wishes to congratulate the new couple differently.

Have a look at the short humorous and witty wedding messages drafted just for your best friend and make his wedding more fun.

1. Marriage is not meant for the ones who are born with weak hearts… it is for people with strong head and heart and my friend, I know you are the strongest of all to have this relationship. Wish you a very happy married life… with all the strength!!!

2. Today is the day when the bride is going to say I DO and you are going to say I DO WHAT SHE SAYS…. And with this vow you will always be the happiest couple on the planet…. Warm wishes to you on your wedding…. May God bless you.

3. Marriage is the biggest adventure of life, nothing less than a war… you have to keep fighting to survive…. Warm congratulations to you as you are all set to enter this war zone and I wish for your survival…. Happy married life to the couple.

4. Today is the day when two bodies, two souls will become one…. Now it will be just one bed, one remote, one bathroom and one boss in the house…. Congratulations on finding your new boss and wishing you all the best for the new phase of your life.

5. Dear couple, you two are married for life but don’t let your marriage put an end to all the fun, late night parties…. You can still be funny and you don’t need to grow up…. Wishing you a very happy married life…forever and ever!!!

6. Why get married when you have more choices to commit suicide like jumping in front of the train…. Just kidding dear…. It is surely the most beautiful association and I wish you all the best to make it the best relationship of your life.

7. On the day of your wedding, I just want to tell you one secret of marriage… my dear friend, it is still a secret as no one has ever been able to find it…. Wishing you a Happy Married Life… enjoy surprises as they come. God bless you.

8. Marriage is nothing but a walk in the park but the park is Jurassic Park and the walk is an adventurous one with all the challenges and excitement on your way…. Wishing the newly wedded couple a wonderfully thrilling married life!!!

9. Welcome to the dangerous world of marriage where late night parties, hanging out with friends will be things of past and responsibility and coming back home on time will be the new routine…. Happy Married Life to both of you…. !!!!

10. With marriage, you are putting an end to your romantic love story and you are now going to begin you r adventurous wresting story…. I wish that your new story is as exciting as your last one….  Warm wishes to you on your marriage for a happy life together.

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Funny wedding wishes

The words, “I do” have everlasting effect in the lives of newlyweds. Wedding is the happiest occasion in the lives of a bride and a groom. Nothing can be more binding and more significant than the vow of “for richer, for poorer.” With elaborate preparations and sacred ceremony, union of two minds, two hearts, two different lives and characters is a serious affair for both parties and their relatives, especially as this involves mental and emotional connection.



Owing to the gamut of activities and level of significance that accompanies wedding, there will nevertheless be needs to lighten the air with flush of accolades, floods of congratulations and good wishes especially with funny wedding wishes. Funny wedding wishes is a comical and essential tool to cool charged air of wedding occasion and bring laughter to all and the newlyweds. Care must be taken to avoid annoying rather than making the couples happy. You need to be familiar with the bride and groom for your comicality to work harmoniously.


Funny wedding wishes

  • Congratulations! Remember that a man is incomplete without a woman, but when his wedding is over, he is finished.
  • In marriage, love and laughter comes before blaming and shouting. Be prepared.
  • Marriage is a prison. Welcome to its seclusion. Congratulations anyway.
  • Leaving freely and happily without any life commitment is the first sacrifice made by anyone getting ready to marry. Warm up for the greater is yet to come. Best Wishes.
  • Ensure that you grab classy wedding ring so that you can recreate it in due time. Congratulations!
  • Marriage begets a child, be sure to get pregnant before marriage. Best wishes.
  • Love is the sun that initiates emergence of the flower of marriage; soon the lovebirds will draw swords of never-ending war. Love anyway. Best Wishes.
  • You loved yourselves and are so happy to be together; soon you will realize that all you do is annoy each other. Congratulations.
  • You fantasize about lovely and beautiful things for your marriage, soon you will dream about living alone surrounded with motionless hands of time. Just kidding. Enjoy your wedding.
  • It’s so wonderful seeing you awash with sweet smiles as you sign your marriage contract, soon you will wear same smiles as you sign your annulment papers. Congratulations anyway.
  • Getting married is like killing yourself. Why the lavish wedding when you can simply hang yourself. Happy Wedding!
  • Wait! Do you really want to sign that marriage contract knowing that it has no expiration period? Enjoy your wedding.
  • At first, sweet moments, kisses and hugs fill the air; soon the sweet nothings and lovely whispers give room for arguments which disappear for quarrel and total war. Congratulations!
  • He promises you heaven and earth before your wedding; afterwards, he can’t even afford to give up his salary for you. Congratulations anyway.
  • Happy married life. I hope he treats you and stays by you the way he does when he was your boyfriend. Good luck.
  • Keep rocking! I hope your love and desire for one another will be strong as when you are dating. Good luck.
  • Bride, your husband’s bank account is now in your palm; groom, be prepared. Happy married life.
  • I told you never to get married, but you will never listen. Congratulations!
  • Are you ready for him? Though he promises to lay down his life for you but after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Good Luck.
  • Marriage is so beautiful that you have finally found that one person you want to annoy all through your life.
  • The fundamental of marriage is mutual understanding; soon this is what you will lack. Happy married life.
  • Marriage is medicine to a blind love. May you find real antidote in your marriage Congratulations!
  • If you need to transfer your fund faster than electronic banking, get married. Congratulations!
  • Thank God you are finally married; give her everything or she will take all herself. Congratulations!
  • Congratulations for the happiness you have been enjoying because after today you will have none.
  • Your must be a dupe for getting betrothed to him; he must be madly in love not to recognize it.
  • Now that you are married, it matters no more how many jobs you change, you simply will never change your only and one boss.
  • As you get married to him, remember that you are exchanging the attention of many men for his inattention.
  • Congratulations for your marriage, after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  • All your children but one will grow up and move away—your husband.

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Funny wedding greetings can brighten up the newlyweds’ day and let them know, in a humorous way, that you’re happy for them. Life is too short to take everything dead serious. Weddings are joyous occasions – time to have some fun!

Funny Wedding Greetings

Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss.

Let the fighting commence! Congratulations married couple.

It’s such a blessing to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Congratulations!

It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Let’s get ready to rumble! Congratulations wedding participants.

If it weren’t for marriages, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

We put the party in bridal party — Looking forward to your wedding. The Bridal Party.

There are three rings of marriage that form your gift: the engagement Ring, the wedding Ring, and the suffeRING.

A happy marriage depends on spouses saying this simple phrase, “Yes Dear.”

Congratulations on convincing your lovely bride to settle on you – Beauty and the Beast.

I couldn’t be happier for you signing your life away.

All dressed up and everywhere to go!

Sharing is caring…but sometimes enough is enough.

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Marriage is all about give and take – the more your give, the more he’ll take.

Congrats on your marriage. Just remember, happiness is a very over-rated feeling according to this author.

Marriage is about communication and compromise. She’ll be doing the communication and you’ll be doing the compromise.

More men get food poisoning from wedding cake than any other edible.

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Happy Greetings

A person is incomplete without a spouse, but you’re finished with one. Happy married life!

If the invitations suddenly disappeared, eloping is an option.

A blind wife and a deaf husband make for an ideal couple.

Your love inspired wedding was a glorious occasion. Congrats.

Your kids grow up and move out. Your husband never does. Just sayin’. Best wishes on your marriage.

Our wedding gift to you is two life preservers.

When two hearts love each other, don’t forget the prenuptial.

Look, I know a good travel agent if either of you changes your mind. If not, have a wonderful wedding!

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Funny Wedding Wishes

Getting married is a two-way street – do all you can to avoid head-on collisions. A life loved is precious.

They say opposites attract – If that’s the case this marriage could last for a very long time. Best wedding wishes.

Before you’re married, you will fall madly in love with each other. After you’re married, you will just be mad at each other. Oh well, best wishes on your wedding.

Marriage: Where “Yes Dear” are the magic words.

What do fun with the boys, out on the town and partying have in common. Three things you won’t be doing after the wedding. Good luck.

“Spending time with friends” will now be a distant memory.

From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money — You sure you want to do this?

Like a well constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.

Marriage is the equivalent of signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year. Congratulations to a perfect pair.

Getting married is like a class on Shakespeare. You get a little comedy, some romance and a lot of tragedy. Congratulations.

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

Funny Sayings

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Looking forward to the “having” and the “holding.”

Bride:  We finish each others — Groom: Sentences!

When you love person, don’t hang wallpaper together.

Our life journey has just begun. Are we there yet?

Wedding Love – Honeymoon Love More!

Eat, drink and be married! Check!

If you know of any funny wedding greetings you’d like to share, please send them our way! Thanks.

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