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does not have to be sad and serious because you are getting older. With funny birthday quotes, you can turn a birthday into a true celebration of life.

They are hilarious, interesting yet wise and meaningful. These funny birthday quotes will put smiles on your face and help you to look at the birthday from a positive perspective.

They will turn your birthday into the happiest day of the year when you will have fun and feel the love. And with that, a birthday can truly become the starting point of a new adventure.

Funny Birthday Quotes

“You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!”

  • “Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me a lot of myself… from one fabulous chick to another!”
  • “The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.” – T.S. Eliot
  • “Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old who are only my age.” – Richard Armour
  • “Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!”

“Happy birthday to someone who is forever young!”

  • “On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!”
  • “We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.” – Jonathon Swift
  • “Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!”
  • “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.” – E. Joseph Cossman

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball

  • “Congratulations on being even more experienced. I’m not sure what you learned this year, but every experience transforms us into the people we are today. Happy birthday!”
  • “When the little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake! Happy birthday!”
  • “When you were born, the sun shone…for the very first time!”
  • “You are no longer a young woman. That’s all I got!”

Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends

“Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”

  • “The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” – Doris Day
  • “Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.”
  • “One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.” – William Feather
  • “Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!”

“Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.” – Cora Harvey Armstrong

  • “If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!”
  • “You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.” – Francis Cardinal Spellman
  • “On your birthday, I thought of giving you the cutest gift in the world. But then I realized that is not possible because you yourself are the cutest gift in the world.”
  • “Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.” – Ogden Nash

“Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!”

  • “Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Happy Birthday to a friend, who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!”
  • “It’s birthday time again, and wow! You’re a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun to make this birthday your best one. Happy birthday!”
  • “Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.” – Georges Clemenceau

“I was brought up to respect my elders, and now I don’t have to respect anyone.” – George Burns

  • “Don’t get all weird about getting older! Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us!”
  • “I’m six foot eleven. My birthday covers three days.” – Darryl Dawkins
  • “Every year in your birthday you can an opportunity to start a fresh.”
  • “Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!”

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“To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am” – Bernard Baruch

“You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!”

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.”

“The first hundred years are the hardest.” – Wilson Mizner

“How can you celebrate your birthday if you don’t know your years.”

“Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.” – Jim Fiebig

“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

“When I was young, the Dead Sea was still alive.” – George Burns

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?” – Satchel Paige

“Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.” – Franklin Pierce Adams

“Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.” – Faith Baldwin

“Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.” – Bob Hope

“They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.” – Malcolm Cowley

“The more you enjoy and celebrate your life,the more is in life to celebrate.”

Final Thought

Now you have seen hilarious ways to say Happy Birthday, how should you use these funny birthday quotes? Well, they are really helpful if you are celebrate someone’s birthday.

Whether it is your friend or someone near and dear to you, you can just use them, or mix with your own words. They are perfect to make the birthday party become special.

Moreover, behind all these funny words, they can feel the love and care that you want to give. In addition, it is also good for you to use them on your birthday, reminding yourself to keep being positive and happy.

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Wish your near and dear ones "Happy Birthday" with a dash of humor. Some people like to use inspirational birthday quotes to express their.

30+ Best Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes Wishes & Messages

funny old age birthday wishes

Here you will find the funniest and most hilarious birthday messages. Give your friends and loved ones a memorable experience on their birthdays and put a smile on their faces on the most important day of the year. Sending a greeting to a good friend shouldn’t be a matter of routine, and it shouldn’t be boring. Good friends know what makes you laugh, and what will not strike you as funny.

The Ultimate List of Funny Birthday Messages

  • For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.
  • A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
  • If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!
  • Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
  • To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.
  • Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
  • One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!
  • Having you around always made me feel like we will be forever young, yet, you ended up breaking that rule, you grumpy old geezer!
  • I really hope you brushed your teeth this morning! Because with your age, I’m not sure your teeth will survive until next year.
  • If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train old pal!
  • Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full with water tonight before you light up the candles, don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday my friend!
  • Instead of being sad because you grew up, be happy because you will not be the grumpy old geezer you will become in 10 years! Happy birthday!
  • So, I always wanted to learn about dinosaurs. Could you share your knowledge with me? I mean, you have probably met them in person! Just kidding, happy birthday you fossil!
  • They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.

 

  • Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
  • I don’t know how you do it. You don’t look a year older than 185! Happy Birthday to the best friend, ever!
  • Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
  • Happy Birthday on your amazing day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
  • Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said, Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
  • Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
  • (written in real small text). You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore.
  • You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
  • Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!
  • I have trouble wrapping my head around these birthdays we continue to have. I have trouble wrapping my head around lots of things. Like, why do the most biscuit-headed guys come in the best wrapping?
  • Happy Birthday to my Bestie. Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a zesty day! Hey, I tried.
  • We’re best friends, so there are certain things I know about you. You’re humble and lavish gifts embarrass you. So,(only to make you comfortable, of course) I’ve limited my birthday wishes to this simple, heartfelt card. Your welcome.
  • On your birthday, let’s solidify our friendship commitment and the bond we share. We always have each other’s back, right? (I hope so. You’ve got WAY too much “on” me!)
  • Happy birthday to a loyal friend who looks as cool as he did in high school. You can still rock that tie-dye, AND you’ve hung on to our friendship and your mullet, whether we’re popular or not.

 

  • Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
  • Congratulations on your birthday! Remember Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!
  • Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
  • It’s your birthday, and I must say, you indeed take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
  • Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
  • Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
  • Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
  • An old fart is as good as a new one…
  • Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
  • Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
  • I’m throwing you an existentialist themed birthday party. If you’re in the woods, and a tree falls on your birthday, and there’s no one there to see it, are you still a year older? I’ll stay out of the woods just in case.
  • Why do old guys start growing hair from their ears? On this birthday, I figured you could answer from personal knowledge. While you’re at it, either pull up those dark socks or change from shorts into pants – as a public service.
  • Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
  • George Carlin said that. Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it.
  • Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Whether you write or find a card that reflects your friend’s personality, it’s great to include some good humor too. Some people are sensitive about age, but if your friend isn’t then a few funny birthday messages about this topic are typical on this special day. One sentiment often expressed in funny terms is “You aren’t becoming older, you’re becoming a classic.” Old sayings such as “A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age” is a fun remark as is “You’re so old today when you look at your birth certificate it’s expired”. Another is “Remember to count your blessings and not your wrinkles.” These usually get a smile from those comfortable with turning a year older. A sweeter funny thought is “You aren’t really forty, you’re just eighteen with twenty-two years of experience. Check out this large collection of funny birthday wishes and sayings and make your choice.

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The Most Hilarious Birthday Messages

  • Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
  • Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are at a vulnerable age.
  • Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
  • Have you ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok you can light up all your candles now? We all have a glass of water in our hands.
  • Happy birthday to you. You live in a zoo. You look like a monkey. And you smell like one too
  • Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send you a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  • Happy Birthday! It’s about time you start acting like your real age.
  • Hoping that you can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
  • Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.
  • Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake…
  • Happy Birthday! You look beautiful for a person who is by one year closer to death.
  • I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
  • Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer to your death day.
  • I figured out, what’s the most challenging thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. Finding one is impossible.
  • Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.
  • I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
  • Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
  • I wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
  • Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
  • I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday, but nothing came to mind.
  • I wish you all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
  • I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
  • I’m just here for the cake.
  • I’m not going to make any age-related jokes, because, in fact, I feel a little pity about how old you are.
  • If someone comes up with the idea to call you old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
  • If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
  • I’ll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
  • You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
  • You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
  • You think you are old? You’re not old… you were old last year, this year you’re ancient.
  • You think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
  • You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
  • Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar. Yung No Mo
  • You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
  • You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired
  • You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
  • You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty-two years of experience.
  • You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.

 

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funny old age birthday wishes

Funny Birthday Sayings and Wise Old Age Quotes Great for Cards and Speeches

• Spice up your birthday cards, birthday gifts or birthday speeches with these funny birthday sayings and funny birthday quotes!
• Most of these funny age quotes and old age sayings are spoken from a place of high awareness that is blessed with positive, yet sharp humor. 

The Truth about Age: Age Is What You Make It!

Let's set one thing straight:

Aging has a lot more to do with your state of mind than the birthday year on your birth certificate.

Age is really just what you make it!

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny ~

In one of his many books spiritual Indian American doctor, Deepak Chopra, mentions an old rural community - think it was in Europe - where the concept 'old' simply doesn't exist.

 People don't get old, they are just who they are. 'Getting old' as a label doesn't exist.

And the result: People live very long healthy lives and work in the fields until they are 90 + years old. Amazing isn't it!

The way we perceive of the world and our place in it has tremendous power ... much more than we can imagine.

Here is a collection of funny hilarious birthday sayings and old age quotes that celebrate the natural life process:

Remember that playtime is never over even though you grow older.
~ Jessica Butler ~

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
~ George Bernard Shaw ~

The spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.
~ Plato ~

My idea of Hell is to be young again.
~ Marge Piercy ~

At twenty we worry about what others think of us; at forty we don't care about what others think of us; at sixty we discover they haven't been thinking about us at all.
~ Funny birthday saying ~

It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.
~ Bridgette Bardot ~

It is not how old you are, but how you are old.
~ Marie Dressler ~


The Celebration of Age and Wrinkles!

Let's continue on our mission of celebrating the power of consciousness and positive perception of age and that which comes with it:

Wisdom and an ability to look back at life with humorous twinkle ... and wrinkle ... in the eye:

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani ~

If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.
~ Katherine Hepurn ~

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
~ Billie Burke ~

It is better to wear out than to rust out.
~ Bishop Richard Cumberland ~




Making Fun of Age!

Getting older is inevitable. And fortunately so!

And seriously who would want to be 17 or even 20 again?:

Powerful hormones making our brains go all stupid thinking of nothing but sex sex sex .... and sex ... and then a little more sex!

Lots of better knowing opinions but absolutely no life wisdom to back them up!

Constantly worrying about what people think of us and how we appear!

No, we here at Quotescoop are quite happy about not being 17 anymore.

Here are more funny age quotes that you can use as funny birthday sayings:

Old age is like everything else. To make success of it, you've got to start young.
~ Fred Astaire ~

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
~ Henry L. Mencken ~

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~ Charles Schultz ~

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all of our mistakes.
~ Euripides ~

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball ~


Not Taking Aging too Seriously!

As our awareness and consciousness grows, our body may have difficulties keeping up the high pace.

So rather than lamenting it, why not keep your spirit high and make fun of it.

A good piece of advice is: If you cannot laugh at something, you're probably taking it too seriously!:

First you forget names, then you forget faces, than you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
~ Leo Rosenberg ~

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
~ Malcolm Cowley ~

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis ~

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
~ Phyllis Diller ~

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
~ Sir Norman Wisdom ~

Getting old ain't for sissies.
~ Betty Davis ~

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John P.Grier ~

Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.
~ John Wagner ~


The Last Batch of Positive, Hilarious Birthday Sayings

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
~ Funny birthday saying ~

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
~ Funny birthday saying ~

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
~ Margaret Fuller ~

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
~ Georges Clemenceau ~

And a last important one to make you ponder ...

Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth. ~ Ralph Parlette ~

We hope you have enjoyed this collection of funny birthday sayings and funny birthday quotes of humorous things people have said in regards to age.

 

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. With age comes wisdom. You're one of the wisest people I know. The best birthdays of all are.

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Make old man birthday special by sending these unique “Happy Birthday Old Man” Quotes Wishes, and make them happy,  best wishes for the old man.

It can be your grandfather, grandmother, grand auntie or grand uncle, etc. you must have to respect them because at your childhood they made your early years best so this is your responsibility is celebrate their special day.

Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes

  • Better to be an old fort than a dumb ass, happy birthday.
  • Old is always gold so happy birthday to the gold.
  • Dear our birthday! Happy Birthday! We wish you a dear, strong health, vital wisdom, spiritual strength and optimism, inexhaustible energy, sincerity, honesty, and kindness. Live long, positive and happy.
  • A kind and wonderful man wants to wish with all his heart the unquenchable forces and confidence, good health and respect, bright ideas and useful deeds, sincere love and care of relatives, fun jokes and happy holidays of the soul.

  • Old age always knowing for experience so happy birthday to you in the most experienced age of life.
  • Old age just like a baby child so it’s the time to act like a child too so be happy always.

50+ Best Happy Birthday Son in Law Quotes Wishes

  • Hey, old men the Time to be happy is now a place to be happy is here to share your joy with near and dear.
  • Happy closer to being retired, congrats! Happy birthday.
  • I think that your birthday is a good day to reflect on all that you have done in this life of yours.
  • No matter how many years passed you by, it seems you have remained to be the same person.
  • Birthday Wishes For Elderly People
  • Age is but a number, those who are young at their heart are but forever young, enjoy this day!
  • Today is your day so Start seizing your day by starting it off with a smile, this one is completely yours, love it!
  • You are never too old to have a great party and celebrate the joy of living the life you have.
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  • You have gained the respect of so many people that I absolutely think you deserve this big day.
  • Aging is but a true work of art considering everything that it has given you and everyone else.
  • If the time comes that you forget who you are, I will be here to make you remember this day.
  • You are one of the greatest gifts the heavens have given the world, happy birthday to you!

  • You may think that you are still lacking but the truth is you are overflowing with kindness.
  • Happy birthday to you, keep on having a great day and just keep on celebrating your life.
  • Be happy that you are alive and healthy, that is all that matters to me, happy birthday to you.

Old man birthday wishes

Age is like wine –
It gets better with time
And coincidentally –
It gets better with wine!
Enjoy your special day!.

  • By the time you’re ** years old, you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it! Wishing you Many Happy Returns of your Birthday.
  • Old age is always ten years older than you are. So say cheers to life and have a Happy Birthday!
  • We are always the same age inside! Congratulations on your Birthday.
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  • To know how to grow old is the masterwork of wisdom. May you have many more special days!.
  • In this age, You have touched the lives of so many. May your birthday shine like your life.
  • It’s always nice to remember all the good times that we have spent together and I believe that today we are going to spend it even better.
  • We all are as old as we feel inside. I wish you to feel 18 years old tonight.
  • I heard you were middle-aged… as in, born in the Middle Ages. Happy Birthday, ye olde fate.
  • Very special day wishes to the man who probably can’t remember how old he is turning today.

Happy birthday Old man funny

  • Happy birthday old man and save some air to blow off candles.
  • Best Birthday wishes to an old fart what at least you know I am still breathing hope you have an awesome day.
  • Some words of wisdom for your birthday smile while you still have teeth.
  • Happy bday and some you may be getting old but look on the Bright Side.
  • A little late-  I must confess but it doesn’t mean that I am so sorry for the small delete but I do hope you had an awesome day.
  • Happy Birthday to the new wrinkle on your face welcome to another set of grey hair on your head.
  • Age is just a number in your case a really high one.

Birthday Wishes For Elderly People

  • Don’t get all weird about getting order folder our age is merely the number of here the world has been enjoying us.
  • Congratulation on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity you are truly an inspiration.
  • Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholars young no mo.
  • Happy birthday to one of the few people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis.
  • Old enough to know better young enough to still duet happy birthday.
  • We have been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the Bad Influence.
  • Your birthday is a painful reminder of how old I am getting.
  • My body knows how old I am but my mind refuses to believe it.
  • It’s your birthday I wish I could figure out how old you are but I hate long math Happy Birthday old man.
  • It’s your birthday I hope you are enjoying it.
  • You know you are getting old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together.
  • Never too old to party happy birthday.

60+ Best Happy Birthday Male Friend Wishes and Quotes

  • Never too old to party happy birthday.
  • Men at 25 play football men at 40 played tennis men at 60 play golf have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.
  • Some things just get better with age happy birthday and you are definitely one of them.
  • From a few feet away you don’t know as old as you really are.
  • Happy birthday you are a year older and older than you have ever been before but you are younger than
  • You will be this time next year and in fact younger than you will never be again.
  • For old women Happy Birthday to a girl who is smart good looking and funny just like me.
  • My dear friend remembers one thing in your life is gets better with wine so let’s party.
  • For old women Happy Birthday to a girl who is smart good looking and funny just like me.
  • Happy Birthday to a guy who cool and Classic in every way I hope you have the most awesome day.
How to say happy bday to the old man
  • May you get as much praise and attention on your birthday as an average millennials field entitled to every day.
  • Better old and died happy birthday you. Muppet.
  • Even you are old a new chapter of life for you begins today to say goodbye to your past.
  • You are the man the old man but still the man.
  • 3 rules of getting older never pass a bathroom don’t waste a hard-on and never trust a fart.

  • Hey, I am not saying you are old I am just saying that if you were milk I had a smell you before I power you on my cereal.
    Remember how excited you were when you turned 5 years old you should be 10 times that excited.
  • Birthdays are good for your health studies has shown that people who have birthdays live the longest.
    Here is age to 21 years with 29 years of experience happy birthday.
  • Wrinkles should nearly indicate where Smiles have been.
  • When your skin is more dreams than YouTube Happy Birthday grandma.
  • You are older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow.
  • It looks 50 years to look good.
  • There is absolutely no good reason to act your age.
  • We are not getting old we are just awesome.
  • You are not getting older you are increasing in value.
  • Hello yes, you the old one happy birthday.
  • Congratulation you are now one more year closer to being known as the dirty old man.
  • The cheer up old age doesn’t last that long.
  • Hey, bro doesn’t know what it’s a trap.
  • Old enough to know better young enough to still do.
  • Happy birthday with age comes wisdom.
  • Old enough to know better young enough to still do.
  • Don’t get all weird about getting older our age is nearly the number of here and the world has been enjoying in us.
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  • I smell old people OH wait that you.
  • Happy Birthday to my old man from your old woman.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who deserves to be treasured. After all, fossils of your era are hard to find
  • Everything gets harder when you get older… except for your penis, of course. Happy Birthday, you old softy.
  • You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap.
  • Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive another birthday.
  • Congratulations on the birthday of a good man. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you a calm and happy river of life at the banks of good and prosperity. Let each day comes to new success and new success, let the heart cheerful holidays and sincere laughter. I wish that the years will not be reflected in health, well-being, and state of mind, but remain only as numbers.
  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be the exception that proves the rule. Happy Birthday to an exceptional old guy
  • Years flee and run, and you remain the same old, confident, handsome man. You are an example for many, the embodiment of courage and strength. You have a lifetime behind you, which gave you invaluable
  • Experience. Today, on your birthday, I want to wish you good health, joy, longevity, and prosperity. Do not stand still, continue to enjoy life and then you will definitely become the happiest.

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