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Here's a Happy New Year wish poem that can be sent to just about anyone. A funny New Year poem can show how we can choose to perceive that time rush.

Of all the holidays, New Year’s is the one most filled with hope. If the last year has been good for us, we feel like we’re on a roll and look forward to the new year being even better. If the last year has been crappy, we’re glad for it to be over and think “next year can’t possibly be worse.”

We’re often wrong in both cases, of course. But never mind that. No harm can come from greeting the new year with a positive attitude – in fact, quite the opposite. A good attitude often leads to good results.

One uplifting way to celebrate the New Year is to send your best wishes to friends, colleagues, and family members. To help you find the right words, here’s a big list of Happy New Years wishes for 2019. While a few of these messages include Christmas wishes, most are worded so that they can be shared after the holidays, including early in the new year.

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Sincere New Year Wishes

Here are some messages that express genuine good wishes for the coming year.

  • Remember the good times of 2018, and get ready for the better times of 2019.
  • As you look back on the past year and forward to the new one, keep in mind that they’re both steps on the ladder to your dreams.
  • Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Hope the coming year brings you everything your heart desires.
  • May you reach all your goals in the new year, and find happiness in the endeavor.
  • I hope the new year brings you the sorts of gifts you can’t find under any Christmas tree. I’m referring to the gifts of inner peace, personal growth, health, prosperity, and most of all, love.
  • Don’t just hope for a great year. Make it a great year.
  • Happy Holidays! Hope you keep some of that Christmas spirit tucked away somewhere so it stays with you throughout the coming year.
  • There’s only one thing we can do to stop the years from going by too fast, and that’s to make every single day count. Hope all your days ahead are full of fun, adventure, and all the other things that make life worth living.

Funny

Why not start the new year with a laugh? Here are some humorous New Year greetings to share with the people in your life. If puns are your thing, you might also want to see this article.

  • Have a carefree New Year’s Eve and a hangover-free New Year’s Day.
  • Happy New Year! Don’t forget to make some resolutions you’ll never keep and put up a new wall calendar you’ll never look at.
  • It’s a new year already? I was just getting used to the old one!
  • Have fun breaking your New Year’s resolutions.
  • It’s time for 2019 to depart, and all I can say is, don’t let the door hit you on the way out. May the new year be less sucky than the old.
  • We’ll either tackle our dreams or end up in a wreck – either way, let’s meet the new year head on.
  • Wishing you 364 days of happiness in the coming year (happiness might get old after awhile, so I gave you one day off).
  • It’s 2019 already? Father Time is a real sonovabitch.

For a Close Friend

A special friend deserves a special New Year’s message.

  • When I think about all my happiest memories from the past year, there’s one common denominator: you.
  • They say out with the old and in with the new, but I’m not letting go of old friends like you.
  • Just think, the next year could be the best of your life. Work hard, stay positive, and know that there are people like me who are pulling for you.
  • Happy New Year! With friends like you, I know 2019 is going to be great.
  • Hope 2019 is good to you. If it treats you as well as you’ve treated me, you’ll be all right.
  • I know you had a tough year, but you made it through. I hope next year rewards you for your strength and perseverance.
  • My New Year’s resolution is to be more like you. Happy New Year to one of the best people I know.
  • Thanks for being my best friend. I can’t wait to see what shenanigans we get up to in 2019.

Romantic

Here are some New Year wishes for a spouse or other romantic partner.

  • 2019 is going to be the best year yet. That’s because every year is the best year yet when I’m with you.
  • Happy New Year, sweetheart! I can’t think of anyone I’d rather be kissing at midnight.
  • They say time flies when you’re having fun. That’s probably why the last year with you has gone by so fast.
  • The best part of New Year’s Eve are the fireworks that happen when I’m alone with you.
  • This year, I’m resolving to love you even more. I don’t know how that’s possible, but I’m going to try.
  • Please don’t make any New Year’s resolutions. You’re perfect just the way you are.
  • [Long Distance] Since we can’t be together this New Year’s Eve, you owe me one extra kiss. Plus interest.
  • [Long Distance] No matter where I am on New Year’s Eve, I’ll be thinking of you when the clock strikes midnight.

New Year’s Quotes

Here are some famous New Year’s quotes that have stood the test of time. Because they deal with transition and self-improvement, many of popular graduation quotes are also apropos here.

  • “Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.”
  • “Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.”
  • “New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.”
  • “Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, ‘It will be happier.'”
  • “For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
    And next year’s words await another voice.”

These funny New Year wishes are perfect for that quirky friend or family member who can appreciate a good joke.

Funny New Year Wishes

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about Quotes(Quotations) and Sayings -- Funny Happy New Year Sayings & Quotes:

Happy new year Quotes and Sayings are the sayings, greetings and wishes that can be found on New years greeting cards. They are the sentiments usually spelled out in glitter that we see whenever we open envelopes and pull out greeting cards. Hopefully you will find these sayings or quotations to express your wishes and greetings in the new year holiday season.

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about Funny Happy New Year Quotes(quotations) and sayings

You may Laugh Your Way into the happy New Year With the Funny Quotes(quotations) and Sayings

The happy New Year may be a significant thing for many people in the world. Here are some funny New Year quotes for you. What better way to start a New Year than with a hearty laugh? You can share your joy by greeting everybody with these funny happy New Year quotes and sayings below.


1. New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

2. Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

3. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

4. The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

5. Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

6. New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

7. Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

8. An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

9. New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

10. Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

11. New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

12. Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.

13. Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

14. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

15. I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

16. Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

17. I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

18. A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

about other funny New Years Quotations and sayings below for greeting cards:

"Here's to the bright New Year, and a fond farewell to the old; here's to the things that are yet to come, and to the memories that we hold."

"A new year is unfolding - like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within."

"Let us not drink to the past, but to the future."

"The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows."

"The New Year, like an Infant Heir to the whole world, was waited for, with welcomes, presents, and rejoicings."

"For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning."

"Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man."

 

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Funny Jokes for New Year

We will open the book,
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity and
Its first chapter is New Years Day.

What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous

Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.

Oh My Dear, Forget Ur Fear,
Let All Ur Dreams Be Clear,
Never Put Tear, Please Hear,
I Want to Tell One Thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a Very “Happy New Year…

Renewal Of Friendship Contract 2019
After Serious And Cautious Consideration,
Your Contract Has Been Renewed For The Year 2019.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It’s Impossible To Find A Friend
Who is
95% Ideal
96% Smart
97% Kind
98% True
99% TALENTED
and
100% Lovable
So,
Don’t lose Whom U Never Want To Lose.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year

On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.

To kick start my New Year:
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I resolve... I resolve 2...
I resolve 2, uh...
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er...
I resolve 2, uh, get my, er,
off-line work theone, to!

A friend asks his friend 4 a cigrtte. His friend says
I think u made a Nw Yr resolution 2 quit smoking.
Da man says. I am in da process of quitting.Right now
I am in da middle of phase 1. What's phase 1?
I've quit buying

Nw Yr's Day: Now is da accepted time 2 make ur regular annual
good resolutions. Next week u can begin paving hell with dam as usual.

On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.
'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.
'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.
'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

John, at a New Year's party, turns to his friend, Dave, and asks for a smoke.
“I thought you made a New Year's resolution and that you don’t smoke,” Dave says.
“I'm in the process of quitting,” replies John with a grin. “I am in the middle of phase one.”
“Phase one?” asks David.
“Yeah,” laughs John, “I've quit buying.”

“Families are complicated enough, but things became even more confusing after my father decided to get married to my brother's mother-in-law. "Now I can't make up my mind whether he's my dad or my father-in- law," says my brother, "or if my mother-in-law is now my stepmother, or whether my child is my daughter or my niece.”

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means, ‘Without Information Fighting Every time’
WIFE says: No, it means ‘With Idiot for Ever’
Happy New Year 2019

Boy to a Girl :
“You Are Like A COIN”
Girl: hmmm, wow realy..??
.
.
.
.
Boy: No,no actualy i Want To Say ,
Theepay day mounh waliye.
Happy New Year.

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The year 2018 is coming to an end and everyone, once again, is wishing to have a lucky year ahead.

It is that time of the year when beliefs and traditions are at the top of the 'to-do' list for the sole reason of having a good, blissful and lucky year.

Now that only a few hours are left for 2019 to arrive, we have created a list of some unique new year messages and wishes because you really need to wish you dearest ones a happy new year!

New year wishes

Happy new year.

  • 2019 will probably be the last year that ends with 'teen' for the rest of our lives. So have a blast till it lasts! Have a happy 2019!
  • May your days be painted in gold. May your life be filled with diamonds. May the stars shine bright on your world. May you have a fun-filled year. Happy new year 2019!
  • No one can go back in time to change what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future. Happy new year 2019
  • New is the year, new are the hopes, new is the resolution, new are the spirits, and new are my warm wishes just for you. Have a promising and fulfilling new year!
  • A new year is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. Happy new year
  • Each year-end marks a new beginning. To keep your spirit and determination unshaken, always have the faith and the courage to achieve everything you desire
  • Wish you a happy and prosperous new year 2019!

New year wishes for friends

Happy new year

  • It feels wonderful to think about how quickly we became such good friends to each other. I'm sure our friendship will last forever. Happy new year!
  • You've been the most amazing friend in my life throughout the past years. I hope you'll never stop doing that. Happy new year!
  • Free yourself from sadness and frown for the new year has finally come to town. Have a happy and healthy new year 2019!
  • Years come, and years go, but our friendship has stood the test of time, wishing you the best in this upcoming year

Funny new year wishes

Happy new year.

  • Its time of the year to make new year's resolutions that you know you can never keep. But you'll do it anyway. Happy new year
  • The funniest thing about the last day of a year is that you can make a bunch of unrealistic to-dos list & still everyone would say you can accomplish them
  • May all your problems vanish as quickly as your new year's resolution does every year. I wish you a happy new year full of happiness
  • Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to
  • An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves
  • Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right

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