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If you'd prefer to be witty or humorous then you can use one of the funny facebook birthday messages below.

Finding the best Happy Birthday greetings for friends can really put you in a fix.

Good friends sweeten our lives because they’re always there through thick and thin. That is why it matters so much when their birthday approaches and you would not want to miss the chance to send them heartwarming Best Happy Birthday Greetings!

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Best Happy Birthday Greetings For Friends

1. Friends like you are the reason I always get back on the right track. Wishing you a special Happy Birthday.

2. Happy birthday to a true friend. Birthdays come and go every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime.

3. Our friendship has passed the test of time and I am glad we’ve been friends for so long. Happy Birthday to the best!

4. May you continue to be a shining example as you face another special year. Thank you for being my friend, and happy birthday.

5. Your birth changed the world, I’m glad that day happened. Happy Birthday, my friend! Live long and prosper!

6. Wishing a best happy birthday to that person whose presence in my life means a lot. Have a wonderful birthday buddy.

7. Forget about your worries on this special day and make this birthday super fun.

8. Like fine wine tastes better with passing time, so does good friendships only get better as they age. Wishing you a fun filled birthday.

9. I have been looking forward to your birthday just so I can drown you in gifts. Happy Birthday to the best friend a person could ever dream of having!

10. My dear friend, you are not old this morning. The passing of time only makes you more beautiful and wiser, making me proud to be your friend. Happy Birthday!

11. Friends are twins with extremely different genes. Happy birthday.

12. We talk every day, meet every day and still, it feels like I need your company more. Friend, I’ve placed you in my heart. Have a nice birthday.

13. Birthday’s make us realise that this journey of life is like a time travel movie in slow motion. But I always want to be the first to come at the end of the film. Happy Birthday, dear!

14. They say that wisdom comes with age. That’s why you’re the wisest person I know. Happy birthday!

15. Let’s celebrate all the wonderful things that make you so special – Not just on your birthday, but every day of the year. happy birthday.

16. This message is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!

17. I usually forget everyone’s Birthday, It’s like a miracle I remember yours and I’m sending you this msg. Happy Birthday Broo!

18. You are such a wonderful friend that needs no description. Hope many more blessings will follow you in the coming years.

19. It’s your Birthday. Close your eyes, Think of your dream, Make a wish and if you wait for a while, you will get exactly what you want.

20. You are the best friend I’ve ever found in my life and I believe I won’t get a better one even in my imagination. Happy birthday, dear.

21. Here’s to a very happy and colorful birthday from the person who admires you the most.

22. Family members cannot be chosen, but friends can be. I’m very lucky that I’ve chosen the right person to share everything with. Wishing you a gorgeous birthday.

23. Happy birthday to my best friend. May your special day be better than the best you’ve ever celebrated.

24. To me, you’re an amazing friend, more special than anyone I’ve ever known. Happy birthday!

25. Through laughter and cries, I wish that we continue to swipe each other’s mascaras. To more years of birthdays and friendship!

26. People like you make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!

27. Happy birthday, my BFF! Today is all about you, so let’s make it all about the things that make you happy.

28. Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!

29. Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

30. It’s your birth day so I command you to celebrate or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!

31. I don’t always say Happy Birthday, but when I do, it’s only for legends.

32. May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!

33. Here’s to a special birthday! May you get so intoxicated, you forget how old you’re getting.

34. It always feels great when you find your best buddy around you to have all the fun you were looking for. Wishing you a happy birthday.

35. You are always with me whatever the situation is. I am so excited to spend this birthday with you. Your birthday is going to be truly special.

36. Big Thanks to your Birthday, your birthday cake candles are giving us so much warmth to counter this chilling cold. Thanks again and happy Birthday!

37. When I was so bored in my life, God sent you to turn my life into heaven. Enjoy your birthday with maximum happiness.

38. For all these years you’ve been my true friend and guide. Please remain forever. Happy birthday.

39. Many friends come and go but only true friends stay forever. Happy birthday to you my friend.

40. Your birthday is truly very special in my life. All I need is your presence throughout the life. Happy birthday buddy.

41. We fought many times, but it was you who made up every time. You are truly special. Happy birthday.

42. You are the best present that God has sent to me. I’m wishing you every success, enjoy your special day. Happy birthday.

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43. People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

44. On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.

45. Happy birthday! Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me. I won’t tell anyone how old you really are.

46. Don’t worry about your age. You are still younger than your next birthday. Have a special Celebration.

47. On your Birthday I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations!

48. Congratulations! You’re now so old, you’ll need performance-enhancing drugs just to ride a stationary bike. Happy birthday!

49. It’s a special day – your birthday! Let’s go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile.

50. With every birthday your are getting older. Don’t think about it. Just have fun and eat my portion of the cake too.

51. Happy birthday. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you don’t look old. That’s what your relatives are for

52. You are slowly getting to the top of everything. It is better than staying Ideal. Have a Happy Birthday which is also top of the world.

53. You get an awesome feeling when your loved one wishes you the way you want on your Born day. Happy A hilarious Birthday.

55. Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Happy birthday!

56. I wish that you continue to answer my phone calls, whether expected or not, wee hours or not, just to keep up with my craziness. Happy birthday, my friend!

57. Happy Birthday! I did not know what to get you for your special day because at your age it usually depends.

58. Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb. Wishing you the Best Happy birthday!

59. You’re kind of a big deal. Happy Birthday handsome/beautiful. Stay classy!

60. Happy birthday! Today, you’re one year older and one year closer to dressing like your parents.

61. It’s good to stay young, but with every birthday you are getting older. But not to worry. Make your Birthday special my friend.

62. Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year let’s commit to losing 20 pounds — After the cake, of course!

63. Wow! there is definitely something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older. Happy Birthday!

64. I would wish for all your dreams come true, but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing else to wish you next year.

65. I wish that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!

66. Today I found a clown inside you! You bring so much happiness in my life and you are the most special person in my life. Wishing you a very happy Birthday.

67. Wishing you the best Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, handicapped stalls become a necessity and not just a spacious place to do your business.

68. Your Birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar, Yung No Mo.

69. I hope you don’t mind, but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year. You’re going to love it. So Happy birthday!

70. May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!

71. Happy birthday! I’m just here for some cake.

72. I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year.

73. Your Birthday is only one day. The rest of 364 days you will get un-birthday presents. Happy Birthday.

74. As you grow old one more year, Can you blow out all candles by yourself or we all should help you to blow them out.

75. With another Birthday, there comes another reason to curse the creator of this first modern mirror. Happy Birthday, pal!

76. On your Birthday, I wish you get all the free stuff like fun, romance, love, peace, and friendship.

77. The key to staying young is a complete and total denial of the ageing process. Besides, if you’re getting older, I must be getting old too, and that is not happening. Happy Birthday!

78. I’m so glad that today is your birthday, and I can share your cake.”

79. You’re at that age where you’re old enough to know better, but you’re still young enough to do it anyway. Happy birthday and have fun!

80. A national holiday should be declared on your birthday because you’re so precious. I wish you the best happy birthday!

81. You’re so special, your birthday should be a national holiday. I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor. Happy birthday!”

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82. You always plan bday full of fun. This year I start with Funny wishes for the birthday to start the day with fun.

83. I wish that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!

84. Happy birthday! We’re so glad we can count you among the living for another year.

85. May you have all the love your heart can hold, all the happiness a day can bring, all the blessings a life can unfold, and may you have the Lord’s best in everything. Happy Birthday.

86. Your birthday is the only day of the year when your friends post on your Facebook wall. At least Facebook makes them remember your Birthday.

87. The weather forecast today – Heavy showers of blessings on your Birthday.

88. Wish you all the best and more birthdays to come! Happy Birthday!

89. On your special day, may the finest things in life always come your way.

90. Every day you sparkle but today you rule. Happy Birthday!

91. Be on guard for love surprises are coming your way to make your birthday a wonderful day. Happy Birthday!

92. As you celebrate another wonderful year, I wish you a day as lovely as the love that you share.

93. Life is to be enjoyed not just endured. Wishing you the very best Happy Birthday!

94. Warm hugs and kisses to put a smile on your face. Happy Birthday.

95. Happy Birthday, bro’ guess who loves you? Me! Have an awesome day.

96. Wishing You Happiness Today, Tomorrow and Always! Happy Birthday

97. From start to finish I hope your celebration is filled with family, friends and loved ones

98. Happy Birthday. I wish you a life full of Happiness, warmth and love.

99. Today is your Birthday so celebrate in style, have fun creating memories to look back on and smile!

100. Wishing you the best happy birthday from the bottom of my heart. May your good times multiply till they are flying off the chart.

101. Thank you for being my friend. Happy Birthday!

102. I pray your day and the years ahead is filled with love and wonderful surprises. wish you the best happy birthday!!

103. May God decorate each golden ray of sun reaching you with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity. Wishing you a super happy birthday

104. Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

105. You are the sweet melody that has filled the gaps in the script of my life. Wishing you the best Happy Birthday.

106. It’s your birthday but I can’t be there so am sending you a special birthday wish and prayers. Enjoy the best happy birthday!

107. Let the number of years you have lived not be a reminder of how old you are but see it as a medal of all you have been through in life. Happy Birthday!

108. May the day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday.

109. Another year has passed. Let me just say how much we count on you rather than count the years. I wish you a wonderful birthday.

110. Happy Birthday to my far away friend!

111. You’re such a special friend. It’s a pleasure to remember you, especially on your birthday. Have a Great day ahead.

112. I know that you have been blessed with so much and I wish you, even more, blessings on your birthday and the days to come

113. Pull up the sails and turn your boat towards the adventure of life. Have the best happy birthday and a fantastic year ahead of you!

114. May you always wake up in the morning with a smile on your face not only on your birthday but all year round.

115. Wishing you a birthday filled with sweet moments and wonderful memories to cherish always.

116. May this year bring with it all the success and fulfilment your heart desires.

117. Best wishes for a wonderful birthday and special year filled with good health and happiness. Happy Birthday.

118. My wish is that happiness knocks at your door early, stays late and leaves the gift of God’s peace, joy, love and good health behind. Happy Birthday!

119. Let’s celebrate your birthday and get started on another remarkable year of your life. Live long my dear friend. Happy birthday.

120. Tonight I want to add some fresh memories into your brain by celebrating your birthday with lots of surprises and partying. Hope you’ll enjoy everything that I arranged for you. Happy birthday.

And the best Happy Birthday greeting for that special someone:

Comfort on different days, Smiles when sadness intrudes, Rainbow to follow the clouds, Laughter to kiss your lips, Sunset to warm your heart, Hugs when your spirit sags, beauty for your eyes to see, Friendships to brighten your being, Faith so that you can believe, Confidence when in doubt, courage to know yourself, Patience to accept the truth, Love to complete your life. Happy Birthday to You!

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Birthdays are the day to show extra love and care to your loved ones. The best day to express love to your husband is on his birthday. Your husband deserves extra special affection because he is your soul mate with whom you are going to spend your entire life. Make it memorable for both of you and celebrate it in a way that it will remain unforgettable for decades. A husband’s birthday is the perfect day to show him how lucky you are as a wife and how much you love and care for him, but sometimes it seems difficult to find out the best greeting for him that exactly describes your feelings.

So, we made a list of birthday wishes and messages for your lovely husband. These wishes will show your love that how much you love your husband. All you have to do is pick any of the wishes or messages and send it to your life partner with a quote – Happy Birthday to my Husband! Let’s jump to the bday wishes for the husband without wasting any time.

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Birthday Wishes for Husband:

  1. Tonight, I wish to dance the night away with you under the moonlight. Sharing this night with u means a lot to me. Have a magical birthday celebration.

  2. Do you know that you are true gift to me from God. I luv you more than more everyday. Happy Birthday to my husband!!

  3. Wishing wonderful birthday to the man whom I luv the most. This is for giving me so many wonderful memories and I believe that there are more yet to come.

  4. Let’s take a selfie together becz I want to post it on Facebook and show everyone the person whose smile makes my life tick. Happy birthday husband!

  5. May God bless u with all the joy and happiness that you desire and hope that we walk hand in hand even after our hair turns silver. I will always love you more and more with every passing year. Happy Birthday.                                                                                                                                                          

  6. I never asked for, but I got the best. Each time I see you, my faith in God becomes stronger. U are the best thing happened to me ever! Happy birthday dear husband!

  7. I can’t count how many times in a day I think of you. You are always on my mind and in my heart. For your birthday, I want to make it known that I love you more than life itself.

  8. Husband, you are like a box of crayons, you bring color into my life. When I met you, I had no idea how vibrant my world would become. Here’s to a lifetime of always coloring outside.

  9. You are my Instagram because ur love envelops my life in the most beautiful hues. Happy birthday!

  10. Every moment of my life is so special for me, because I have a wonderful, caring and truly special person by my side. I am so happy that u are my husband. Happy Birthday, Love!

  11. I feel that moment when we got married and this is the most beautiful dream for me. I feel blessed to get marry with you. Happy Birthday!!

  12. Happy birthday to best husband that anyone could ever have. You’re simply the best! I luv u so much. Happy Birthday, Hubby!

  13. I love my life because my day begins and ends in the arms of a caring husband like you. Happy birthday honey.

  14. I want to tell you something on this special day that you are only one who made everyday of my life warm and more brighter. Wishing you a very happy birthday!!

  15. Life may be tough but with u, it’s one awesome ride. Happy birthday.

  16. You make me feel like I’m falling in love with you for the first time, again and again. I love u, happy birthday.

  17.  Happy Birthday to the most kind-hearted and thoughtful husband alive. Luv You Always until the Last Breath.

  18. You are not necessary but compulsary to me. I can’t imagine my wrld without u. A very happy birthday to my hubby!!

  19. Your words, your praise, your advice make me feel like a totally lovesick teenager. Dear Husband, I could not ask more from life, so, on this birthday, I’m sure we will have the most fun and wild celebration of history. Congratulations, my sexy husband! I luv u!

  20. I love the way you keep me warm that I always wish it were winters throughout the year! Happy Birthday Darling.

These were a few best happy birthday wishes for a husband. You must pour your valuable blessings to make his birthday memorable. Try to make this day an unforgettable one for him. Throw a party, give him surprises, make a cake, and do whatever he likes. Spend some quality time with him. You can also give him a card. Write down a few birthday lines with love. Bday lines can be short or long, and it’s upto you. Make sure all the wishes you write should be the best birthday wishes for your hubby.

Heart Touching Birthday Wishes for Husband:

Your husband is your love, life partner, and best friend with whom you can share anything and everything. You can win his love by expressing your true feelings. He will feel really happy and loved. Order a cake, or make it yourself, and write a romantic birthday wish for your husband on that cake. If not romantic, then you can also pick a funny wish from the funny messages listed here. He deserves to get simple warm birthday greetings and birthday thoughts because he is your life partner and has a very important place in your life. Do not miss any opportunity to make him happy on his birthday. Do not leave words unspoken. So, let’s see some more heart touching happy birthday wishes in English:

  1. Yummiest Birthday to you my sexy! Getting impatient for tonight to become the first one.

  2. If life is a cake, you are the icing on it! Thanks for bringing sweetness in my life. Happy Birthday! wish u happy Birthday!

  3. Happy birthday to my husband who always makes me feel confident and strong. Thank you so much for everything.

  4. Darling, you mean so much to me and it is a reminder to you that how much I love you. Thanks for being my perfect partner. Happy birthday for always believing in me. May you feel as cherished on your birthday as I do by you.

  5. My birthday gift is my unlimited love for you and our children. Everything in life has a limit except, my luv for u. Happy Birthday.                                                                                                                                      

  6. Today is a great occasion 2 tell u that you are the most amazing person I have ever met in all my life. May you always fly high in life and touch all your dreams.

  7. Without you I am nothing, let’s celebrate this awesome moment together, happy birthday.

  8. Your birthday is the most awaited day in my lyf and I wish to celebrate it together as long as we live.

  9. On your birthday, God decided to send you from heaven, because earth was desperately in need of an angel. May you have a lovely and memorable birthday! God bless you.

  10. Your presence in my life has made it colourful and given it a new dimension. My friends feel jealous when they see our romantic and happy life. Wishing u a happy birthday.

  11. I fell in love with you, not because of what I found in you, but because of what you helped me find inside my heart. Happy birthday.

  12. With every year, you become more sexier. Today is ur birthday and your sexiness grows more.

  13. My Only wish on ur birthday is that ur life get fill with lot of success and my love. These are the warm romantic birthday wishes for my dear husband. Happy Birthday my love!

  14. Happy Birthday. Each year that passes is another opportunity for me to let you know what an amazing husband you are!

  15. My love for you grows and grows forevr. I am always discovering new reasons to love you. You’re an amazing husband and I feel so lucky. Have a great birthday, dear.

  16. The best gift I ever received in life is the gift of being loved by u. I adore you my sweetheart. Happy birthday!

  17. You are the most thoughtful husband ever and your birthday is the most special day in my life. Happy birthday!!

  18. My sweet husband, I have no complaints about life with u. I imagine that it can’t be better than this. Happy Birthday.

  19. My life has changed since we got married. Today, I want to thank u for being there always. May god bless you with endless happiness and luck! Happy birthday!

  20. Happy Birthday. You are wonderful and amazing! Thnk u for making me happy. I luv you.

These were the wonderful birthday wishes to your husband and dad of your child. These wishes work as the best birthday SMS to maintain the sentiments of you both. So, pick any birthday saying and send it right now. You can also post any birthday wish on Facebook for your dear husband.

Birthday Message for Husband:

You do not need any anniversary or any other day to show your love to your husband. His birthday will be one of the best days to express your gratitude towards him. Send a birthday note for your husband that shows how amazing he is and how much you love and wants him. Choose a perfect gift and a cute birthday msg for your loving partner and let everyone know how much you guys love each other. It should be the best bday for your husband. If you are looking for the best love message to my husband on his birthday, then these sweet happy birthday messages for husband listed here will help you in that:

  1. With ur birthday, another year passes and a new beginning also happens on this day. Happy Birthday.

  2. You bring me sunshine whenever you smile. Sometimes I can’t help but wonder what I did in my previous life to be blessed with the love of the sweetest man on earth. Babe, I promise to love u till my last day. Happy birthday.

  3. Happy Birthday, sweet honey! You r a man who deserves only the best, and today is your day to shine above the rest!

  4. “Husband” isn’t the only thing I would call you. Most of the time, I would also call you my best friend. Happy birthday, dear.

  5. My dear, there’s absolutely nothing in this world I wouldn’t do to ensure that a smile brightens your face. Babe, I love you with every single fiber of my entire being. Please never forget that.                            

  6. Happy birthday to my husband! I hope that you will have a great day in your bday and have a lot of fun. Love you so much.

  7. On this special day, I want to remind you all the lovely moments we shared across the journey of our life. Take this special hug from me.

  8. Happy Birthday. There’s lot of love, and a great big kiss too, in this birthday greeting, dear hubby that’s coming to u!

  9. I am so glad to have you as my husband. You are an important part of my life. Let’s make this year’s birthday just as monumental as the ones that came before!

  10. Happy birthday 2 the most loving and caring person I know! I’ve never been happier until I met you. Happy Birthday!

  11. Dear Heart, I have no expensive gifts to give you but my thoughts are of you as you celebrate this great day. Happy Birthday, baby.

  12. May god bless you with infinite moments of happiness and may you get whatever you wish for. Just don’t wish for another wife! Happy birthday!

  13. You are the person who listens to my silly tantrums and controls them nicely. Happy birthday dear husband, may u live long.

  14. Husband, I hope you never change in life, because you are absolutely perfect the way you are. I am so grateful I married a man as wonderful as u. Wishing you lots of wonder and love for your birthday.

  15. Life is an incredible journey, and there is no one I’d rather have by my side during it than you. Every moment we’ve had together is as irreplaceable as you are. Happy birthday husband!

  16. U have been an inspiration to me and our family. I wish you many more years of great health and happiness. Happy Birthday!

  17. You are so essential to me that I cannot imagine my world without you. Happy birthday to my amazing husband.

  18. My married still seems like a dream to me. We have passed so many wonderful days together and all I want to tell u is that – I luv u so much. Wonderful bday.

  19. Happy Birthday to my amazing husband who never ceases to amaze me. Thank you for who you are, and all that you do!

  20. On your birthday, I wanted to let you know that you are even hotter than the day I met u. Happy Birthday, sexy!

Birthday Quotes for Husband:

A husband is always special for every wife, but there are some special days that come into your life when you need to make that day extra special. This includes birthdays and anniversaries, and if it’s your husband’s birthday today, then you should definitely not miss the chance to make this day the happiest day of his life. Do something crazy, think about any plan that will make his bday rock, and on this special day, the happy birthday husband quotes listed here will give it a little push. These love quotes or birthday quotations will play an important role in making your husband’s bday memorable. So, let’s see some husband birthday quotes from wife:

  1. You used to be fit and you used to be funny If it weren’t for your money, I’d sure leave you, HONEY!

  2. One-in-a-million? So…you’re staying there’s a chance…” Happy Birthday to the funniest man I know. I like you. I like u a lot.

  3. Happy Birthday to the most loving, inspiring and simply the best husband in the world! Lots of love, hugs and kisses coming ur way!

  4. When I first saw you, I fell for you, you can call it as luv at first sight, BTW happy birthday to my dear husband.

  5. Happy birthday to a man who forgets important dates. Just in case you’re wondering why this card is two days late.                                                                                                                                                             

  6. You have big muscles and beautiful eyes, but that is not why I married you. Happy birthday sweetheart.

  7. Happy Birthday to the love of my life and the husband of my dreams! I wish you lots of happiness on this special occasion.

  8. On this birthday of urs, I want to pray to God 2 bless me with long life so that I can be with you and love you every single day. Happy birthday to you, my dear husband.

  9. Wishing you the most amazing life, my man. U deserve the best!

  10. Happy birthday to my lovely hubby, u are the best husband in the world.

  11. May God bless you with infinite moments of happiness and may you get whatever you wish for.

  12. Thank you for supporting me and cheering me up when I am down. You are a true gift of God to me. I luv u more and more with every passing year. Happy birthday to you, dear hubby.

  13. I will also value ur ideas and dreams, but I will implement them my own way.

  14. Today, I celebrate a wonderful man who is also my husband. Baby, once again I am happy to be the first to wish u a Happy Birthday.

  15. You just don’t need to change yourself. For me, u are perfect, I hope you’ll remain the same always. Happy birthday.

  16. I believe I was worth your struggle and there is no better day to express this than ur birthday.

  17. You may not be the perfect man. You forget your car keys, your wallet, and important dates. But over the years, I’ve realized that these are the things that make you―you, nd u are all I want, today, and always. Happy birthday.

  18. Happy birthday to the one true luv of my life. My true soul mate.

  19. We fight, we love, we play, and ultimately you are my lovable husband. Thnk you for being in my life, happy birthday. Lets enjoy together.

  20. A kiss here, a kiss there, many kisses for you on this special day. Have a beautiful day! What every person, today, you give away your best smile on your birthday!

Birthday Status for Husband:

If it’s your husband’s birthday today, then you should not miss any chance to wish him a wonderful day. For this, you can post any of these wishes or messages on social media like WhatsApp or Facebook as a status. Everyone will see your love for your hubby. So, you should definitely do this. Let’s see some birthday wishes for the husband for Facebook and WhatsApp:

  1. To a husband who never takes his shoes up the stairs, I put the same effort into your birthday, guess no one cares!

  2. You forgot our anniversary and you forgot my birthday. So, I forgot to make a cake, pick one up, ok?

  3. May ur day be filled with laughter on this special day and may the finest things in life always come ur way. Happy birthday!

  4. Beloved husband, I tell you, even though you already have some silver hair, you are still the most handsome man of the world for me.

  5. I wanna be looking in your eyes, I wanna be there for u, sharing everything you do, I wanna grow old with you. Happy Birthday my man!                                                                                                                

  6. Husband, I love you like I love my wine. Sweet smelling, older…and aged in oak barrels. Happy Birthday.

  7. Your heart is where I belong, and my heart is where you belong, which is why I know we will never be torn apart. I luv u so much, babe. Happy birthday.

  8. My gift to you is one of love that’s yours, my whole life through .And it’s the love, that’s always feltinside my heart for you.

  9. Gold, silver, platinum or diamonds are not enough to express your worth, ‘coz baby to me you’re simply, PRICELESS! Happy Birthday. Wish you a long and satisfying life.

  10. U r still the wonderful man that I married and I’m so grateful that you and I are together. Happy birthday.

  11. The secret to a happy marriage can be encapsulated in just four words – A Husband Like u. Happy birthday.

  12. let’s celebrate together and have lots of fun like we had on our first night as a couple. You mean the world 2 me. Happy birthday to my handsome and caring husband!

  13. While everybody’s days begin with the rising of the sun, mine begins with your smile. Happy birthday!

  14. Words to describe my husband. Wonderful, amazing, unique, incomparable, handsome, strong, incredible…I could go on forever. Wishing you a blessed birthday.

  15. Being with u has always been one of my greatest joys. I hope your birthday is awesome, just like u. Have a fantastic birthday!

  16. To the most honest and handsome man on earth: A very very happy birthday.

  17. I am grateful, God! You gave me the best gift you had for me. He is reading my birthday wish right now. Happy Birthday, Love.

  18. As we walk together in life I feel my luv for u grows and grows every day. Thanks for being my husband, my best friend and the luv of my life … Thank you for being you!

  19. Deep down in my heart, I know that I can trust u blindly. But you taught me something more important – which is to trust myself blindly. Happy birthday. With love, ur dear wife.

  20. A husband like you is the frosting on the birthday cake of life. Now let’s have some cake and eat it too. Happy birthday!

These were 100 romantic and special messages for your husband on his birthday. You must use any of these special messages. It will definitely make your husband feel happy and cheerful. Pick any line from “birthday quotes for husband” heading or any other heading. You can make his day memorable by simply sending these beautiful birthday wishes. Go for it!

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11 – Mom

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15 – Friend

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Birthday Messages can brighten up a day. Strike the perfect note with this choice collection of Happy Birthday Messages.

Happiest of birthdays to a beautiful sister and friend!

I don’t know about you, but you’re feeling 22! Happy birthday.

Happy birthday bro!

Wishing you a fun day today and all you desire every day. Love you!

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Happy birthday. Hope all is well man!

Hope your day is extra special!

Happy birthday homie!

Happy birthday! I hope everything is going well for you and the year ahead brings you more love and happiness.

Happy happy birthday! Hope to see you this weekend.

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to this beautiful gal!

Happy Birthday to the world’s best friend.

HBD bestie!

Hope you have an amazing night tonight, wish I could be there to give you 21 Kisses and 21 hugs and 21 birthday songs and show my 21 yr old best friend off to the world!

Happy beer day! Enjoy it.

Happy birthday! Miss you and hope to see you real soon.

Hope this next year is as exciting as the last!

Happy birthday! You shine!

Wishing you a fantastic day and another great year ahead!

Cheers! Have a great one!

Happy Birthday you son of a gun!

Happy birthday man!

A most Happy Birthday to you!

I hope you have a wonderful time celebrating your wonderful self!

May your next orbit around the sun be filled with as many good times as the last one.

Lots of love for a great year ahead!

Happy Birthday my dear friend!

Happy Birthday to absolutely one of my very favorite people!

Make every birthday a re-birth day!

Short Birthday Sayings

I hope you have an incredible day today. You deserve it!

I hope you celebrated in grand style!

The fact that your expecting presents is one sign that your memory hasn’t gone yet.

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people on earth. Shine like the gem you are!

Happy birthday my brother-from-another-mother!

Have a happy day, dear friend!

Hope on your special day, brings you all that and more!

Have the wonderful day you deserve!

Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with love!

Have a groovy day!

So glad to have you as a friend, happy birthday!

Wishing you good health and happiness!

A true sign of our friendship is that I remember your birthday but forget your age.

Your kindness and wisdom are inspiring.

Much love my friend!

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Facebook Messages

What to do for a birthday Facebook style? For all your Facebook friends, here are some Facebook wishes.

Happy birthday! I hope it’s a good one!

Happy Anniversary of your birth!

I couldn’t have asked for a better little sister/brother/mom/dad/friend!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!

I hope you have a spectacular day!! Love you!

Have a wonderful day celebrating!

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Happy Birthday friend enjoy your special day

happy birthday beautiful!

Man time flies! I am so proud of you!

Yippee – Happy Birthday!

I love and Miss you to pieces!

Hope today is all that you wish of it!

Happy Birthday cutie!!

I hope your day was as lovely as you!

Happy birthday my gorgeous girl! Hope your day is full of dreams come true and yummy cake!

You’re an amazing person, I miss you!

Happy bday I’m sure you’re killing it!

I hope your year is filled with so much beauty, light, and love.

Have the happiest day today you beauty!

Happy Happy Birthday to a very cool gal.

I hope you have an awesome day that’s just as awesome as you are! Gonna miss not celebrating it with ya this year!!

Happy birthday to the sister i never had!

One sign you’re getting older – more candles than cake!

Hope you have the best day!

Celebrate well and Live Better!

Happy Birthday!! Enjoy!

happy birthday to you my love!

I hope your day is just as fabulous as you.

Birthday Messages for those you love

Happy birthday lovely!!!! Hope you have an amazing day!

Happiest of birthday wishes to you sweet girl! Enjoy your day xoxo!

Have a fab day!

Have a rockin day girly!

Happy birthday lovely lady!

Birthday hugs for you pretty girl

Love you lots and hope your day is extra special!

May all your Birthday Wishes come true!

I hope your day is wonderful & filled with love.

Feliz cumpleaños!

I hope that you’ve had a smashing day!

You’re crushing this whole aging well process!

Happy Day of Birth!

Ayyy, Happy Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN!! Love and miss you much!

22 sure looks good on you. 😉

Congrats on getting old!

Hope you have a GREAT one!

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Have an awesome day and get your celebration on tonight!

Hope you have an amazing day and party hard to celebrate. Miss you and your smiling face.

Hope it was the best one yet!

I hope you are having a fabulous day celebrating 🙂

Welcome to the 21 club!

Enjoy your week of celebrations!

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Beautiful as always. Happy Birthday Dear!

Happy Birthday! Have fun and be safe tonight!

Congrats on another calendar turn, enjoy!

Yay! Happy birthday girly! Let’s get drinks soon!

Cheers to the best friend someone could hope for.

Happy X birthday!! Enjoy the day…I know you will!

We are so proud of all you have accomplished and the kind, loving and hard working young woman you have become. The future is bright and we are excited to watch it unfold.

Thanks for making life so much fun.

Hope you had a fantastic fun bday!

I hope it was great and all is well with you!

Have a dandy day!

Wishing you the most special day ever!

Keep enjoying every day.

Hope you have a great day and year ahead!

Enjoy yourself!

A Happy Birthday to you!

Cheers my friend!

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100+ Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Quotes, Jokes & Images

Looking for Happy Birthday funny wishes, quotes, jokes and images to put a smile on someone's face on their birthday? Whether it's for him or for her, a friend or a colleague, or maybe even a belated birthday wish, we've got you covered with our huge selection of funny birthday wishes.

Write them in birthday cards, send them by SMS or email, or message someone on Facebook or Twitter. No matter how you send one of these funny wishes you're sure to brighten their birthday and make them laugh!

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Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again!

Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.

Technically you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!

Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes

I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!

Funny birthday wishes about getting older:

It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
~ Unknown.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

You're not old! ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that...

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us.

Don't grow up... It's a trap!

Great news! ...you're still alive!

You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

Don't think of it as turning [insert age]. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

Looking [insert age] is great - if you're sixty.

[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

[insert age]?! I demand a recount!

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here's to many more.

Happy birthday! And remember you're not [insert age] ...you're 18 with [XX] years' experience.

[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Her

A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.

The secret to staying young is make up... make up an age, then stick with it!

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends!

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani

You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?

Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Him

Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!

Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.

Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope

You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
~ Henry Youngman


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Happy Birthday Funny Belated Wishes

Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books...

I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Best Friend

Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.

Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything.

Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.

You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.

By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
~ Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John Grier

Happy 21st again!

If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!


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Happy Birthday Funny Jokes

A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.

How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won't stop toasting me.

Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.

Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's far too difficult to put them on the bottom.

You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know you're old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.

You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize.

Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!


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