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Funny Birthday Wishes. A collection of funny wishes for birthdays, making light of the joys and pitfalls of aging. Great for greeting card.

Our 2017 Collection Of Birthday Wished In Spanish:


Dios bendiga tu cumpleaños! Que tus sueños se conviertan en realidad.
Translation: We wish you a blessed birthday! May your dreams become reality.

¡Ojalá! Que este día de cumpleaños sea especial y maravilloso! Besos y abrazos de!
Translation: Oh! may this so special birthday be wonderful. Kisses and hugs!

¡No hay nadie como tu! Deseo que todos tus sueños se conviertan/hagan realidad.
Translation: There is no one like you! I wish that all your dreams come true.

Quisiéramos enviar nuestras felicitaciones . Muchas felicidades!
Translation: We would like to send you our congratulations. Much happiness!

¡Feliz día! Esperamos que pases un día muy feliz en compañía de amigos y familiares.
Translation: Birthday greetings! We hope you have a great day with all your friends and family.

¡Feliz cumpleaños! En un dia tan especial como este, te deseo que tengas suerte, felicidad, y que se cumplan todos tus deseos.
Translation: Happy Birthday! In a day so special like this, I wish you good luck, lot of happiness, all your wishes come true.

¡Feliz cumpleaños a alguien que su presencia es siempre un placer. Que cada dia sea tan especial como hoy.
Translation: Happy Birthday to someone whose presence is always pleasing. May each day be as special as today.

Que Dios te bendiga en tu cumpleaños. Te enviamos nuestro amor.
Translation: May God bless you on your birthday. We all send our love.

Te deseamos un muy feliz y alegre Cumpleaños
Translation: We wish you a very happy and joyful Birthday

Te enviamos deseos de cumpleaños llenos de amor y cariño
Translation: We send you birthday wishes filled with love and affection

Le deseamos toda la suerte y el éxito en su cumpleaños
Translation: We wish you all the luck and success on your birthday

¡Felices años! Que te diviertas un montón.
Translation: Happy Birthday! I hope you have a blast.

About Birthday Wishes In Spanish:

Birthdays are definitely one of the most special events in one’s life. It’s actually a reminder that you reach another milestone in your life. And, there are several ways to celebrate this significant day such as having dinner together with your family and friends, going out for a party, feeding an orphanage and more. Birthdays, whatever ways you celebrate it, is a beautiful day for you to pause and think about your life and your blessings. Not all people are blessed with numerous birthdays; some leave the superficial world way too early.

Accordingly, when one reaches another birthday in his lifetime, it entails a chapter of life that exudes different kinds of emotions, mostly positive ones like happiness, excitement, and gratefulness. Special occasions, like birthdays, keeps life more interesting. For some, it allows them to set aside the stress and boredom, and celebrate the goodness of life, even for once. So, if you know someone who is celebrating his birthday today, greet them in a unique way. The language of love on birthdays is not just limited to English! Here are some birthday wishes in Spanish that will really have the birthday celebrant search for its meaning.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

funny birthday wishes for best friend in english

Long birthday messages for best friend: Get all long birthday messages for best friend, long birthday wishes for best friend, birthday wishes for a best friend in one place. Here is a special birthday message for best friend.

Wow, It’s your best friend’s birthday?

You should do more than just sending him some long birthday messages. Get your best friend a gift or you, with a couple of close friends, should organize a surprise party.

Hey, I would love you to check out the last section of this post, I crafted some amazing birthday messages for a special friend.

Have fun.

Long Birthday Messages


1. You are rare and always the best. A friend like no other, everything you have done for me remains fresh in my thoughts. You have proven that friendship is beyond getting what we wish for, all the time but by putting our needs below and our friend’s lack above. You are my best friend, and you will live for me. Happy birthday.

2. I celebrate you today and every other day that makes another 365 days. Having you in my life has been the most exciting thing ever, you are a friend beyond words can explain. You heard the words I say and the ones I didn’t answer. You will live long in good health to fulfill your destiny and remain that fantastic friend I have ever gotten. Happy birthday.

3. A million wishes are flooding your timelines and private messages, but mine is merely telling you to live much more memorable life because you have given me so many sweet memories to look back at and remind myself of how lucky I am to have you as my friend. Happy birthday, my friend.

4. I am short of words to let you know how wonderful you have been as a friend and as a brother (sister). I treasure you both today and every other day that follows because you are my only best friend. It’s your birthday, so make merry, have a blast and know that I always got your back just as you have mine. Enjoy the blessing the day comes with, and I love you.

5. You still stick with me during my worst moments, and I have no reason not to celebrate you on this special day. You are a friend that loves completely and believes in true friendship. Every day may be your birthday, but today remains memorable, don’t forget to make it a beautiful day. Happy birthday.

6. ‘You have loved me more than I love myself and have never given up on me despite my shortcomings. Today represents a lot in your life. So, I wish you the abundance of God’s blessings and grace to keep excelling on whatever you lay your hands on all the days of your life. To my best friend and brother (sister), I wish you a happy birthday.

7. you are a miracle that happened in my life. No day passes by without me thanking God for gifting me such an amazing friend. I am happy and lucky to have met you in life. All your heart desires will come to past. You are not only a blessing to my life but a good friend worth having forever. God bless your new age, happy birthday.

8. I feel confident to face anything when you are there. You are a friend worth keeping until the end because you are priceless. I can’t recount all we have been through together because you have been a superhero in those situations. I want to scream to the whole world that you are the best thing that happened to me. Happy birthday.

9. I celebrate the birthday of a genius, the best of it’s kind. You are a treasure to humanity, and I will spend every day letting you know that you are a friend worth keeping until the end. I love you even if we fight on who is right or wrong. I know that they are the reasons why I adore you as my best friend forever. Happy birthday, friend.

10. There are only but two types of people in the world: family and friends. You fit in every part that relates to me and has never let me down. You are my one in a million, and I can’t love you lesser than I do already. Our friendship will stand the test of time, and nothing is ever going to break us. Happy birthday my friend.

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11. You are my muse and my blood. Things we have been through together has bonded us. Let me appreciate you for always looking out for me. For being that other part of me that pushes me to be better than I used to be. You are special, and I am grateful for every inch of the blessing you brought into my life. Happy birthday (Happy birthday messages for my friend)

12. If everyone on earth has this same awesome set of people like you as friends, then the world would be filled with love. You are amazing in every ramification. What else do I need when I have you? Today is that time of the year again, Let’s make it memorable because you are special.

13. Happy birthday my friend, the only one I can count on to be there for me at all time. My best friend, you are everything in one. A brother and a sister, a mentor and counselor. You are caring and loving so, therefore, let’s rock today like no other day. Happy birthday, dear.

14. Sometimes I wonder what I have done to deserve such a considerate friend as you are. You are everything meshed up in one. You are the most significant person in my life, and you never got to that position by luck but by the beautiful things you have done for me. Happy birthday my friend.

15. I will flaunt you to the world because you will never fail to have my back on anything. Despite the fights, I never doubt or wonder on whose side you are, on issues concerning me with other persons. You will have many more years of robust health and joy. Happy birthday.

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16. Happy birthday my buddy. I would have made today a public holiday because you are a rare breed. To my one and only, you deserve the blessings showered on you and many other benefits that God will be unleashing on you. Smile today and every other day of your life on earth my dear friend.

17. Your name should be engraved on the clouds forever to let the whole world know that a great personality once existed. My name should be written right below it to make everyone also know that you were my best friend. Have a memorable birthday my dear.

18. May all your heart desires be granted today because it is your day to smile. Your heart should be clouded with happiness and joy because there is nothing above having someone who is always there when you need them. You are the spark in my life, and I hold none of my good wishes for you back. You are good to go, have a happy birthday.

19. Remember all we have planned and all we aim to achieve in the future. The future is indeed waiting for us to turn up. I can’t wait for the day where all our dreams will come true, and we will sit right close to each other discussing how far we have gone. Have a fantastic birthday celebration, my dear.

20. I say more happy birthday to a friend and a lover. There is no doubt that you are the best friend I have ever made throughout my life. Today is a special day because you are a fantastic person. There is no replacement for you ever. Enjoy and don’t forget that all your wishes will come true today.

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21. The good things in life might not always happen to those who do good things, but you will surely receive the abundance of life’s blessings today and every other day that make up your new age. Happy birthday, dear.

22. Today is your birthday, and I wish you the amazing things in life. Enjoy a fantastic birthday and may the beautiful stuff you secretly ask for, find their way into your life. Have a sweet day.

23. All the happiness in the world is not enough for you, and I wish you more happiness on your new age attainment. From the depth of my heart, I celebrate our meeting. I hope you have a happier birthday that will be more memorable than the ones you once had.

24. I will be here to celebrate your next birthday and the one after it because you are a friend worth being with at all time. On this particular day of your life, I wish you the fantastic things you want for yourself. Have a fantastic birthday, my friend.

25. A lot is going on, and yet, you still found a smile to wear on your birthday. I wish you more smiles and peace even in the most challenging days. I hope every good thing comes your way. Enjoy a happier birthday, best friend.

26. I wish you the rainbows after you have seen the storm, I am sending you a trailer load of happiness for any day sadness tries to overwhelm you. I love you, my friend. You have taught me what the definition of friendship is. I appreciate and thank you on this day for being real.

27. You have stayed with me despite my silly moods and crazy streaks. You have loved me even with my complaints and frequent quarrels. You have always believed in me even when I have doubts about myself. You are a blessing, not just to me but to humanity.

28. You are not just a friend; you are everything to me. I took the day to reflect on how much you have loved me and showered me with unmeasurable care. I am grateful, and I wish you so much goodness in your life. I pray this birthday marks the beginning of amazing things in your life. Have a fantastic birthday.

29. When I look at the brighter side of my life, you have contributed so much to it. Friends like you are not regular. Friendship like ours isn’t cheap to find. Looking back all through the years we have been together; you have been the best friend anyone could ever wish you. I hope you enjoy the best of the day.

30. Our differences didn’t break us, and life’s challenges didn’t divide us. I am celebrating your birthday along with you because it is our birthday. Your problems are my problems and your happy moments are mine also. Here is a happy birthday for us.

Birthday Messages for a Special Friend


31. I had to wake up very early today because it is the birthday of someone that is important. You have been one special person in my life. You deserve all the wonderful things you wish for because you have a beautiful soul. Being your friend is the best thing that happened in my life.

32. Happy birthday to the most amazing person in the world with the most beautiful heart I have ever seen. I love you, dear and I will keep wishing you the best of everything you do, both today and forever. Happy birthday.

33. To someone special, I wish you happiness and peace of mind. Your secret prayers are already a reality, and you shall accomplish all you set your mind to do. Our friendship will last forever because nothing on earth will be able to break the love I have for you.

34. I wish you the happiest birthday because I am your biggest fan. I am your friend, and it has been one impactful thing in my life right now. So I wish you the best birthday you have ever had and more wins for our friendship.

35. Humans might not be perfect all the time, but you are one friend that is perfect for me. You have no idea how much my life has transformed because of our friendship. I am happy and honored to celebrate you today. Happy birthday, best friend in the world.

36. I hope you have the happiest birthday in the world because I know the heavens are smiling at you right now. It is not easy keeping it real in a world of lies and deceit but you have been consistent in this friendship. I wish you the best of today.

37. You have no idea how much this friendship means to me. I love you so much, my friend and here, we have a complete day to celebrate you. Few people in the world are as awesome as you are. I am happy to be your best friend. Happy birthday to you, best friend.

38. I call you my best friend because you are the best person I know. The sun will smile at you, and the heavens will bless you. Every good thought in your mind will actualize. I love you, my best friend. Have a beautiful birthday.

39. Thank you for being there even when I push you away. Thank you for understanding, even when I say nothing. Thank you for loving me even when I don’t love myself. Have the best memorable birthday of your life and may your new age open you up to your dreams and heart desires.

40. You are the best in the world. You have no idea how much, and I love the way you do things. Thank you for being a light to my mind and a star to the world. Keep shining as you enjoy the goodness that accompanied this day.

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41. When I say you deserve every blessing that comes your way, I wasn’t making it up. You deserve the good things in life, not just because today is your birthday, but because you have a wonderful heart.

42. I say amen to all your wishes and the beautiful wishes you receive around the world. I secretly add this beautiful wish, may you find the sweetest of love and happiness wherever you find yourself. Happy birthday, dear.

43. To my best friend in the world, I wish you the best in life. Things might not be the way you planned it, but I promise you that the wishes you made today will never leave without materializing. I love you forever, my friend.

44. You have been so understanding and loving even when I am a little off. Thank you for having that wonderful spirit. We are just perfect together, and on your birthday, I do not only wish you have an amazing new age, but also an amazing friendship.

45. I feel so blessed on your birthday because I got the gift an amazing friend. May this day be a reminder to you, that you are awesome. Happy birthday to a friend worth keeping for the rest of my life, I can’t ask for more.

46. I pray this day surprises you with so much love that will last you a lifetime. Say all your wishes and trust me, they will all come true. On your attainment of a new age, I know you find joy, happiness, and peace of mind. Happy birthday, friend.

47. We can’t have love, joy, and happiness if we can’t create them. Thanks to an amazing friendship with you that has created so many positive things in my heart. Always remember that you are one of life’s precious gift to me and I love you always. Happy birthday.

48. You brought the spark when I needed it the most. You brought the fun part of me because you have a lot of fun stuck inside of you. Believe me when I say that you are amazing. Life is far better with you than anyone in the world. Happy birthday, my friend.

49. When I count the amazing things in my life, I count you twice because you have contributed so much in my life. There is no dull moment with you. Thank you for uplifting my spirit. Happy birthday to the most charming person in the world.

50. Happy birthday, crazy guy. Knowing you has been a bittersweet memory because after you got me into a mess, you search for a way to get me off it. I appreciate all your love and commitment to making this friendship work. You are a friend everyone would wish and pray to have. Enjoy the best of the day. Happy birthday.

51. I could go on and on with words on this special day of yours, but it all sums up with the same idea that you are amazing in every aspect. It is your birthday, and I pray that you are blessed more than you can imagine. I love you, best friend.

52. Thank you for making the things I dream of possible. You have been a friend, brother and one of a kind. I have no regret so far because we have had more smiles than tears. Today is one of the days we smile and make merry. Happy birthday to you.

53. They always tell me that someone will come into my life and turn everything around. I was expecting a miracle with no idea that you are the one I needed. Looking back at how far we came, I have never been this sure that you are a miracle to my life.

54. All your heart desires will come true today because I have prayed for all your wishes to come true. To one of the nicest human breathing, I say a hearty happy birthday to you.

55. You have always acted more than a friend. You have shown me the sun when my world is cloudy and I am grateful. My heart is fluttering because it has made a friend that is worth more than gold. I thank you for standing with me when it wasn’t rosy. Have an amazing birthday.

56. I know good people when I come in contact with them. You are one person that my heart, body, and soul accept. You are a fine human with a nice soul. I feel honored being your best friend. Happy birthday to you.

57. You came into my life ordinarily. I had no idea that you will be my friend for life. Now, I am fully aware of the asset I have as a friend, and I am ready to respect and honor it. You are a friend, a rare gem and an awesome person worth keeping forever. Enjoy the best of your birthday.

58. I was right all along. You are one person with a heart of gold. I want you to know that on your birthday, I will wish you the best and nothing less. Have a fantastic day filled with love. I might not be there right now, but it doesn’t lessen my wishes for you. Happy birthday, dear.

59. Distance might not permit me to look straight into your eyes and wish you a heartfelt happy birthday, but I will still send my wishes to you anyway. You have an amazing soul, and I am glad to be part of your story. Happy birthday.

60. Every day is your birthday but today happens to be more special than every other day. As you eat that birthday cake, know that you have activated the goodness that accompanied your birthday. Have a memorable birthday. 

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61. When I think of your amazing personalities, I am awakened to make myself better. You are a bundle of goodness all stashed in one person. I am happy I met you when I did because I have observed some transformation in several areas of my life. Enjoy the blessings of today.

62. As you add to your age, I pray for you to add in knowledge, strength, and understanding. Keep dreaming big, and I know that all of them will materialize sooner than you expect. Happy birthday, dear. Find all the happiness you seek.

63. I have known that out of thousands, there is a Judas. You have proven to be the Judas in my life, and I wish you still a happy birthday. May the day smile at you as well as your dreams. I wish you the best in life. (Funny birthday message to a best friend)

64. I wish you a day as bright as the sunshine because today is your birthday. As you celebrate your attainment of a new year, keep it at the back of your heart that things can always get better. Have a wonderful day. Happy birthday.

65. I am sending a pack of love, joy, and blessing to you because you deserve it and many more. You have been consistent with the love you show me, and I am grateful. I am wishing you a very happy birthday.

66. Make a wish and smile as hard as you can. Everything will fall into place for you both today and forever. It is your birthday, while you count where you failed, remember the areas you passed well. Being a good friend is one of them. Have a blast dear.

67. I have nothing for you than love. I have grown to love you like a brother because we have been there for each other than we have been for ourselves. You are a friend that is worth more than a truck of gold. Happy birthday, dear.

68. I wish that every part of this day is as awesome as you are. I wish the sun shines on you after the storm and whatever happens, never forget that I will always be here for you when you need me.

69. Here is a poem filled with sweet words to show my gratitude for the love you have shown me without relenting. I want you to remember that our friendship means everything to me and I will do what it takes to keep it sailing. Happy birthday, beautiful soul.

70. Happy birthday to a friend that is worthwhile. Happy birthday to a friend that wouldn’t let you down. You have always shown me reasons never to doubt where you stand in every issue. Thank you for being there for me. Happy birthday, dear.

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A friend is someone who is endeared to you. In fact, “there’s a friend that sticks closer than a brother.” One of the best times to let your friends know how much they mean to you is during their birthdays. You may not have money or other luxurious gifts to give them on that day, but a well crafted birthday wish can be valued more than money and the most precious material gift you can think of.

And, your birthday wishes to a friend can be appreciated even more when you integrate lively humor to put a smile on your friend’s face. This is why we’ve created this database of hilarious greetings for your pals, so that you will never get stuck when it comes to funny messages to send to a friend on his or her special day.


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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

  • Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
  • Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
  • Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
  • Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.
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  • My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.
  • They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
  • There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
  • Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.

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Funny Wishes to an Intimate Friend

  • Happy birthday, my bosom friend. I long for you every day as I would long for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?
  • My sweet girl, I thought of the best gift for you on this special day and only one thing could cross my mind – to paste 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But, that’s only if your cheeks won’t be on flames! Happy birthday to my special girl.
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  • Dear sweet friend, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may also mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?
  • Sweetheart, the older you are, the wiser you become. How about expediting your age, so that you can become the wisest person on earth? Best wishes on your birthday.
  • My dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget the ugly past because it is past, and focus on the present since it’s here with you. So, don’t expect any other ‘present’, it’s already here with you! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
  • My sweet pie, I have just one request on your birthday – can I watch you all day instead of us going to see the movies? That will surely make me happy on your birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful babe.
  • My darling friend, I don’t want to give you a flower as a birthday gift because it will wither. There’s a special gift from me that will surely not wither – my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday.
  • Dear, do you want a GETAWAY birthday gift? Oh, I’m not asking you to GET Away from me, you will remain my dearest friend forever! I only mean a time alone with you, away from everyone else. Happy birthday, dearest friend.

Blow me!

  • I started rhyming the alphabets I wrote down this morning and discovered that I missed ‘U’. Then, I suddenly realized it wasn’t the letter U that I missed, but YOU, my darling friend. Happy birthday!
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  • Sweet friend, the older you become, the wiser you get. How about getting older by the day, so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest friend.

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Funny Birthday Messages for Guys

  • Dude, today I pronounce you guilty of becoming a year older! You’re hereby sentenced to a life devoid of your youth!
  • Dang! Life isn’t fair! You are not as wealthy as you thought you’d be by this age, and on top of that you’re old!
  • May God give you the appetite to enjoy your Big Day to the max despite the fact that you are older and wrinklier today than you were yesterday.
  • You are my friend, and I genuinely care about your happiness, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that God will make your bank account fat enough to always put a smile on your face. Happy birthday.
  • On your birthday, my new nickname for you is “Methuselah”. I guess you never thought that someday you’d become an old fart?! Happy birthday!
  • You might be tempted to feel sad about the fact that you have become older today, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are still blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t boast of this. Happy birthday.
  • As you age, your heart is probably screaming, “Why God? Oh God, why?!” But buddy, there is no point screaming. You’re old, and that’s a fact! Happy birthday!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Girls

  • Happy birthday to a friend who is lucky to be blessed with the most phenomenal friend in the world! Dang! I envy you!
  • You might be a little bit disappointed that you are older today, and rightly so. Becoming an old woman isn’t the easiest of things for a woman. Happy birthday.
  • Wishing you a super duper birthday celebration. My advice for you is this: Please be mindful of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake.
  • Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am a little bit worried about how you are going to act your age, considering the fact that you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday, bestie. I swear I didn’t notice your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook!
  • On your birthday, I hope you get everything that you chase after – including that cute crush of yours. Happy birthday.
  • Honey, if your money were to grow as fast your age, then I have no doubts in my mind that by now you’d be competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the richest woman in the world! Happy birthday.
  • Worried about getting older today? Worry no more. Just think of it this way: You are increasing in value not getting older.
  • God is capable of doing the impossible, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that He will give you a body as slim as that of a Victoria’s Secret model and make the bodies of your enemies as fat as cows. Happy birthday.

 

Funny Wishes to an Elderly Friend

  • Happy 60th birthday to you. I know the secret to retaining your glory as you age – don’t pick out your grey-hair, it’s a crown of glory!
  • Happy 50th birthday, my senior friend. I hope you’re counting your blessings, not your wrinkles.
  • Dear senior friend, I couldn’t buy the candles you requested for. The candle company said they don’t have provision for delivering 60 candles. As for the confectionary store, they said they don’t have the technology to make a cake that can accommodate 60 candles. Oh, the fire-fighters said they don’t have up to 60 fire extinguishers to bring to your birthday party. Happy birthday to my sweet, senior friend.

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  • I wish you long life on earth, and that means not intercepting your age in any way, including using anti-aging and anti-wrinkle creams.
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  • My elderly friend, don’t worry about those wrinkles, they help to make your eyes twinkle!
  • A faster way to enjoy the privileges of a senior citizen is to age faster. Happy birthday, senior friend.
  • If aging were a criminal offense, then you’d be one of the most dangerous criminals in the world. Happy birthday.
  • Whenever life knocks you down, may you have the strength to pick yourself up and tell life the words: “You hit like a b****”.  Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday, my beloved friend. May you achieve prosperity and fame without needing to work very hard.
  • I can’t believe you are celebrating your birthday again! Wasn’t it just yesterday when you celebrated your birthday? Are you really sure you are not a descendant of Methuselah?

Age is not important unless you are a fine cheese! Happy Birthday.

  • At this age, you are a fully fledged old woman/man – there’s absolutely no two ways about that! Happy birthday, and I hope you enjoy every moment of old age.
  • On your birthday, my prayer for you is that your wallet never be like an onion so that you don’t cry when you open it. Have a wonderful life, my dearest friend.
  • Happy birthday, dear. The trouble with old age is that when you get down it can be pretty difficult getting back up. Dear friend, at this age, I hope you never get down. Happy birthday.
  • Relax, dear friend. No one said that, just because you are older today, you are an old fossil. Have a blast! It’s your special day!
  • Old age is all one big joke until it hits you squarely in the face. Happy birthday.

 

Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 30th Birthday

  • I can Google to find almost everything in this world, but I can never Google to find such a wonderful friend like you. Happy 30th birthday.
  • Remember when you were kid and you thought someone turning 30 was so old? Well, now is your turn. Some kid somewhere sees Methuselah in you! Happy 30th!
  • Happy birthday, my dearest friend. Please be informed that effective today, your 20s are gone forever. Happy 30th birthday.
  • Happy 30th birthday, dear friend. May your accomplishments be bigger than Donald Trump’s ego!
  • At your age Mark Zuckerberg was raking in billions of dollars. I hope you aren’t feeling bad about yourself if you aren’t raking billions. Think of it this way: At least you are raking old age, which is better than raking nothing at all. Happy 30th!
  • Kiss your 20s goodbye and embrace your 30s. Now that you are thirty, I guess you must be really thirsty. Let’s go quench your thirst in a bar.
  • Abracadabra! Nope, it didn’t work! You’re still old. Enjoy your 30th birthday!

Happy Birthday! The trailer load of candles is arriving soon.

Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend’s 40th Birthday

  • I can’t believe you are 40 already! I swear if old age had a face, I would punch it so hard for doing this to you. Happy birthday though!
  • Happy 40th birthday! I can bet my bottom dollar that you never in your wildest dreams believed that you’d turn 40 so quickly.
  • Don’t worry about getting older today.  Look at the brighter side of life and take comfort in the fact that you are one of the youngest 40-year-olds in the world. Enjoy your 40s.
  • They say you never grow up to your parents. However, at this age, I guess even your parents feel you are one heck of a grown ass man/woman! Happy 40s.
  • Happy 40th birthday, friend. I hope you’re not planning to blow off candles today, or we will need a trailer load of candles to represent your age.
  • Happy birthday to my wonderful friend who is 40 years young today. Being 20 with 20 years of experience under your belt is nothing short of awesome!
  • Today, it is with much regret that I inform you that that your thirties have just expired. Try to enjoy you 40s as much as possible. Happy birthday.
  • It is your natural right to grow. It’s good to see you making use of this right to the fullest! Happy 40th birthday, my friend.
  • Wishing a super duper birthday to the coolest 40-year-old fart that I know. Don’t worry about turning 40, because in the world of Celsius you are just only 18. Enjoy your day.

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Another year older, another cake to eat!

You wake up one day and realize that this day is more special than other days ... it's your bestie's bday! So, obviously you have to blow up her Facebook and Instagram with all the best happy birthday quotes to get her feeling special the moment she wakes up.

Your best friend is one of the most special people in your life. She has been there with you for so many memories both good and bad.

You have had wild times getting into some fun trouble and being partners in crime. You have had amazing experiences maybe traveling or going through life stages together. And you have been supportive through all of the hard times that both of you have come by.

The bottom line is your best friend is so important to you and you want to show them that you always care.

You could bake them a cake. If it were my best friend I would want vanilla with buttercream frosting *cough cough*.

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You could get them an awesome gift, maybe something she has been hinting at for a while. Or something sentimental that would make her smile. Or you could take her out, drinks, dinner all of that fun stuff.

It can be tough to celebrate your bestie's bday if you are far apart.

If you are in Philadelphia and your best friend lives in Boston it can be tough to get up there to see her if you both have busy schedules. But that doesn't mean you still can't do something special!

Sending her a quote or a message just to show that you care is a great way to just warm her heart. It doesn't have to be anything big or fancy to be special. You can just say a few small things and the rest will be taken care of.

If you are running out of funny, sweet or sentimental birthday wishes for your number one, look no further!

We have got a whole list of funny happy birthday quotes and wishes for you to share with your very best friend!

1. That's what best friends are for!

"Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday best friend!"

2. She is so special in your eyes.

"You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you"

3. Best friends are a dime a dozen.

"Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I'm so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day"

4. Sometimes she needs a reminder of how amazing she is.

"Happy Birthday to my amazing, beautiful, and fabulous best friend"

5. That day would be spectacular.

Happy Birthday beautiful friend. May your day be as beautiful as you are"

6. Because she deserves it!

"Happy Birthday. May each an every moment of your special day be filled with the same joy and happiness you bring to others."

7. Your best friend is a queen.

"Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday"

8. You always wish her the best.

"Happy Birthday. Live beautifully, love generously, laugh freely. Thanks for being a fantastic friend. I hope this year brings you the best that life has to offer"

9. She is the one and only.

"Happy Birthday to my irreplaceable friend"

10. Another testament to keeping each other a bit sane.

"Happy Birthday to one of my best friends! Here's to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya"

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11. If it can't be in person then send it over message.

"A big birthday hug for you!"

12. You wish the world for her.

"Wishing my friend a beautiful day. Hopes and dreams I'm sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day for you"

13. Hopefully, it is.

"Happy Birthday to my incredible friend. I hope the year ahead is full of reasons to celebrate"

14. My wish for you ...

"May you live to be so old that the mere site of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers."

15. No limits apply.

"Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, Girl!"

16. Could you imagine not having your best friend there to listen to your everyday rants?!

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous."

17. Wishing you love, every single day.

"I wish for you tremendous love, luck and laughter. For today, tomorrow and for days thereafter. Have a wonderful birthday!"

18. It just doesn't get any better than this level of happiness.

"I hope your Birthday finds you this happy."

19. All of the wishes for her.

"Wishing you happiness to welcome each morning. Wishing you laughter to make your heart sing. Wishing you friendship sharing and caring. And all of the joy the birthday can bring"- Noble Diary

20. *Winky face*

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!"

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21. The perfect combo.

"May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!"

22. You can't help that you are so excited.

"Can't keep calm, it's my best friend's birthday"

23. Simple but meaningful.

"I treasure our friendship! Happy Birthday!"

24. She is your ride or die.

"Happy Birthday. My partner in crime, my very best friend"

25. She should shine on this day.

"Happy Birthday my friend! Today is a day to celebrate you, so make it special and surround yourself with everything that makes you feel like the star you are!"

26. You are always her #1 supporter.

"I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and to let you know that you are not alone. Should you need someone to lean on, I will be here for you."

27. Some bday advice for your bestie.

"A new year begins and it's like a movie. You are the director. Make it a good one. Happy Birthday"

28. That's a promise.

"I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you'll wish you'd never been born ... Happy Birthday!"

29. So bright and beautiful.

"Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart... It's your birthday cake"

30. Duh, need I say more?

"Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need."

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31. Sisters from another mister.

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