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July 28, 2019 Anniversary Wishes 1 comment

Happy Birthday! A Funny Birthday Wishes Collection to Inspire the Perfect Birthday Greeting; Dear girl.

When you want to send funnybirthday wishes think of your friend’s personality. People have different kinds of humor. If you know your friend well and his or her sense of humor, then what’s a bit too much should be easy to spot. If you aren’t quite sure, then finding a card which will make them smile is still possible with the right message and birthday wishes.

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  • For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.
  • You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!
  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!
  • I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
  • You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!
  • My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Happy birthday!
  • Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!
  • No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!
  • As another year passes by, another part of your body starts to fall apart. So I hope the “important” ones are left for last! I mean, you still have plans to make kids right? Happy birthday!
  • Remember all the times you said you wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with birthday cake! Happy birthday my friend!

 

  • My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
  • OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  • In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
  • Think of this day not as another year closer to becoming old, but as another year closer to complete freedom, and back pains… Anyway, happy birthday!
  • For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!
  • Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
  • Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
  • Hey, we’re friends — is it shamefully delusional if we both agree to ignore our birthdays this year? I don’t care either. Happy…. whatever!
  • I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
  • Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just sayin’.

 

  • No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
  • Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.
  • It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
  • It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
  • On your birthday, I want to assure you that we still look as young as those 105 pound supermodels. Even if we don’t, I’m sure we can kick their skinny asses. All my love, your 29 year old bestie.
  • Happy birthday to my best friend. They say that friends have brains that are so in sync, they share the same thoughts. In our case, however, it’s probably more like we share one brain between us!
  • Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’
  • I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.
  • You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!
  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
  • Another year, another new place that aches.
  • Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!
  • At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
  • May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

Sending this along with a few touches of your own makes a card or birthday email more personal, fun and memorable. Friends also smile if the humor is directed toward yourself. For example you can joke “My back goes out more often than I do.”  Another can take a dig at your wallet with “You would have loved the gift I couldn’t afford to buy you.” Check out this awesome collection of 100+ funny birthday wishes for friends with hilarious images. Put a smile on your friends’ faces on the most important day of the year with the 10 funniest ideas to wish happy birthday to a friend.

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  • Dress up as a superhero, and be the first to greet your friend for the special day. Make a dramatic entrance at their home and place of work, and make sure to perform a heartfelt rendition of the birthday song.
  • Dress up as a superhero and have a matching costume for your friend to wear. Make sure to have a birthday tiara, sash or vest for the celebrant. Spend the day doing your regular routine while wearing your costumes.
  • Throw a themed birthday party, but make sure that the theme revolves around a concept or trending topic that your friend is really into yet simple enough for easy execution. For instance, a vampire-inspired party may include makeup, vampire fangs and red-tinged food.
  • Rent your friend’s dream car, and joy ride all day. You can pretend that you bought the car just for him/her.
  • Do a magic show just for your friend. Aside from the usual magic tricks that can be performed using items you already have, make sure to have a gag for the grand finale that involved making a birthday cake appear, disappear and appear again.
  • Take your friend to do something that is the exact opposite of their preferences and personality. Try a pottery class for an outdoorsy and athletic person for instance. Set up the reservation ahead of time.
  • Start a new tradition by resolving to learn a new skill on each birthday that you celebrate with friends. The activity could focus on a single skill such as cooking, but each time, the dish or meal involved should be different and one that is not familiar to the celebrant.
  • Have a pizza making party. Start with the prepared dough that needs to be shaped, tossed and prepared to make the crust. Part of the fun is making mistakes so ensure that you have enough materials even if some of the supplies end up on the floor. Let the celebrant put anything they desire on the pizza, which means you may have to ask them about their “dream pizza” ahead of time.
  • Tell your friend you’ve scheduled a private concert. Take them to a private venue that has been decorated for a birthday celebration. Serve snacks and drinks while waiting for the concert to begin then don a costume and perform for your friend.
  • As an alternative to the private concert idea, get your friend’s kids or husband to perform for the birthday concert.

 

Cool and Crazy Collection of Funny Birthday Messages

  • 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
  • Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
  • Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
  • Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
  • Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
  • Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
  • In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
  • Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
  • It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
  • It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!
  • Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.
  • It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
  • Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
  • Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
  • May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
  • May you live to be old and toothless.
  • Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
  • My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
  • My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
  • On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
  • One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
  • People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
  • Pope John XXIII thought that men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. And I’m sitting here, trying to figure out whether you want vanilla or strawberry in your ice-cream. Happy 50th Birthday!
  • Recently I found out which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.
  • Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old, you would!
  • Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
  • Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
  • So far, this is the oldest I have ever been.
  • So many candles, such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
  • So many candles…so little cake.
  • Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.
  • Some words of wisdom for your birthday: “Smile while you still have teeth!”
  • Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.
  • The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
  • The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case, there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
  • The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

 

  • The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Happy Birthday!
  • The usefulness of life lies not in its length, but in its application. Some counts many years and yet has only lived a short time! All the best!
  • The younger you try to look; the older you actually are.
  • There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
  • There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren’t one.
  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
  • To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
  • Usually people at your age freak out when they hear their selves called an old man. Right …old man?
  • We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
  • What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
  • What? You don’t agree? That’s strange. You’re the perfect example.
  • When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
  • When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
  • When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
  • Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.
  • With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
  • With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
  • You age like cheese… You just keep getting smellier!
  • You are as old as you look.
  • You are going to need the lungs of Hercules to blow all these candles by yourself.
  • You are only as old as you act.
  • You get a lot of birthday wishes … But this is here for the love!
  • You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”
  • You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
  • You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
  • You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

 

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Last updated: 11 June 2019

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Short & Simple Happy Birthday Wishes

Short and simple Happy Birthday wishes for friends, family, and co-workers. Pop in a card, or send an sms or text, they'll help you express your best wishes to the birthday gal or guy!

Congratulations on your birthday! Wishing you a truly fabulous day.

Wishing you a very special birthday and a wonderful year ahead!

Warmest wishes for a very happy birthday.

I hope your birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows and love and laughter! Sending many good wishes to you on your special day.

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great day today and the year ahead is full of many blessings.

Wishing you a very happy birthday! May all your dreams come true.

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is full of fun and adventure.

Happy Birthday! Wishing you a beautiful day and many blessings for the year ahead.

May your birthday be sprinkled with fun and laughter. Have a great day!

Congratulations on your birthday! Sending you our love and good wishes.

Many happy returns to you on your birthday! We hope you have a wonderful day full of friends, family, and cake!

Happy Birthday to my best buddy! I hope you have a good one.


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Happy Birthday wishes for Friends

A birthday is a great time to tell a friend how much they mean to you! Use these simple birthday message examples as a starting point, and personalize further to make your friend feel extra-loved on their birthday.

Happy Birthday! I'm so grateful for your friendship and all the fun times we've had together this year. Here's to many more!

Happy Birthday to such a fabulous friend! Wishing you many blessings for the year ahead.

Happy Birthday to my crazy, fun, fabulous best friend! I love you to the moon and back and am so grateful for your friendship and all the fun times we've shared this year. I hope you have a great day!

Happy Birthday to my best buddy! I hope you have a good one.

Many happy returns on your birthday! I know this past year has had some tough times but I hope that the coming year brings you the good fortune you deserve. You're a great friend and I am so thankful for your presence in my life.

Happy Birthday to my gorgeous friend, you're the best! I hope you have a brilliant day.

Wishing you a wonderful birthday and a fantastic year ahead! Thanks for being such a dear friend.

Wishing you a very happy birthday and all the best for the coming year. Thanks for being such a great friend!

You're such a generous, kind, fabulous person and I'm so lucky to have you as a friend. Wishing you an extra special birthday and best wishes for the year ahead.

Happy Birthday! Love you lots and can't wait to celebrate your birthday with you [tonight/on the weekend etc]. Thanks for being such a great friend!

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Birthday Wishes for Sister

Write your sister a cute, inspirational, or funny birthday message with one of these birthday wishes for sisters.

Happy Birthday to the coolest sister! The day is brighter and more fun when you're around.

Happy Birthday, sister. May today be the start of a wonderful, glorious and joyful year.

There is no better sister that I could dream up. You are my best friend and partner-in-crime. Life would be dull without you. Happy Birthday!

I am so grateful you're my sister, I can't imagine life without you! Thanks for being amazing! Have a great birthday!

There's never a dull moment with you in the house, thanks for all the fun and laughter you bring into our lives! May your birthday be full of joy, and may the year ahead be your best one yet! Happy Birthday!

Sisters fill your soul with bright sunshine and your heart with laughter and joy. Happy Birthday!

You're truly one in a million - so kind, caring, and sweet. To be honest, I am not sure how we are even related! I hope your birthday is as amazing as you are.

Hooray it's your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn't have to share as kids! Today it's all about you - have fun and enjoy your special day!

Sisters are a lot like toppings on ice cream: you can get by without them, but where's the fun in that? Thanks for sweetening my life with your love. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Here's to the cutest, smartest, most perfect sister! I think it must run in the family.

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Birthday Wishes for Brother

A collection of funny and heartfelt birthday wishes for brothers to help you write the perfect birthday message or text to your bro.

Happy Birthday to my brother. Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to such a great brother, I hope you have a fun day today!

Happy Birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you're around.

Hooray it's your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn't have to share as kids! Today it's all about you - have fun and enjoy your special day!

No matter how serious life gets, you've got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I've got you bro! Have a brilliant birthday!

It's remarkable how long we've put up with each other. Happy Birthday.

You're turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

I hope you have a brilliant birthday brother, and that this next year is full of exciting opportunities! Keep reaching for those stars, I believe in you!

There's never a dull moment with you in the house, thanks for all the fun and laughter you bring into our lives! May your birthday be full of joy, and may the year ahead be your best one yet! Happy Birthday!

Another adventure-filled year awaits you, I hope you enjoy it to the full! Happy Birthday brother!

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Birthday Wishes for Husband

Wish your husband a happy birthday with one of these funny, romantic, and heartfelt birthday wishes for husbands.

Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. Let's make some mischief today and every day!

Happy Birthday to my favorite adventurer. I never would have gone so many places without you. Now hurry up and let's get planning for the next one!

There isn't enough wrapping paper in the world to contain all the love I have for you. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!

My amazing husband, you've been working so hard. Today, take a seat, grab a beer, and get ready to enjoy some of my amazing cake. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to my husband. You're the best thing in this world. It's true. I can't imagine my life without you. Now, let's get this party started!

Some days you're a my hero. Other days, you're my knight in shining armor. But today you're the king of the cake! Happy Birthday!

Every day, you are my companion, my comforter, and my friend. I am so blessed to have and to hold you as my husband. Happy Birthday!

I believe in you. You have amazing dreams and the ability to make them happen. There's nothing you can't do! You have so many amazing qualities and gifts. And I know you can do whatever you set your mind to. Happy Birthday, let make these wishes come true!

Every part of me loves every bit of you. Happy Birthday, My Love.

To my wonderful husband, I never believed in soulmates until I met you. Happy Birthday!

A Toast to My Husband: You're my best friend, my confidant, the love of my life. I can't wait to celebrate you. Happy Birthday!

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Birthday Wishes for Wife

Let your wife know just how wonderful you think she is and wish her all the best on her birthday with one of these romantic, sweet and inspirational birthday wishes for wife.

Many happy returns to my darling wife.

Happy Birthday to the woman I love!

Happy Birthday to my beautiful and loving wife!

Thank you for everything you do. Let's make the year great together. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to the woman who has stolen my heart, to the light of my life, my darling, my wife!

You are my world and I cannot imagine my life without you. Loving birthday wishes to my adorable wife!

You are my today and all of my tomorrows. Happy Birthday, my love.

Once in a while, right in the middle of ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale. I'm so happy to be part of this fairytale with you! Happy Birthday, my love!

We've celebrated a lot of birthdays together, but after all this time, you're still incredible! Have a wonderful day.

Like fine wine we get better with age... or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine! Happy Birthday, darling!

Happy Birthday to my parter-in-wine!

When life gives you birthdays, eat cake!

Some things just get better with age... and you're definitely one of them!

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Birthday Wishes for Daughter

Need a cute message for your little (or not so little) girl? Wish your daughter an extra-special day with these beautiful, inspirational birthday wishes for daughters.

Happy Birthday to our dear, sweet daughter. May your day be full of sunshine, rainbows, laughter, and fun!

Dear daughter, best wishes on your birthday! I hope that your celebration is as sweet as you are.

May this day be as special as you are. Happy Birthday dear daughter!

Happy Birthday to our lovely daughter! The world is a better place with you in it!

May this year bring you plenty of reasons to smile, and endless opportunities to make you happier! My girl, you were born to be a star! Happy Birthday!

To our little bundle of joy, Happy Birthday! Keep chasing your dreams and spreading happiness. We love you!

You are loved for the little girl you were, for the special woman you are and for the precious daughter you will always be. Have a wonderful birthday!

Happy Birthday to the girl who brightens my life and warms my heart.

A daughter is God's way of saying, 'I thought you could use a lifelong friend'. Thank you for being mine. Happy Birthday darling.

Happy Birthday to our dearest daughter! We are so proud you turned into a beautiful and intelligent woman. We hope you have the time of your life on this extra special day of yours!

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Happy Birthday Wishes for Son

Wish your son all the best on his special day with these inspirational and funny birthday wishes for sons.

Happy Birthday to our darling boy. May you have a wonderful and fun-filled birthday.

Happy Birthday dear son. Stay happy, healthy, and blessed on your special day, and every day of the year. We love you!

May your future shine bright and be full of many good times. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to our amazing son, who is growing up to be such an amazing man!

Loving you is my greatest joy, you make it so easy! Happy Birthday dear son.

Happy Birthday to the boy who has taught me more about the world and about myself than anyone else.

Wherever life takes you, I will always be so proud of you. Happy Birthday son!

Always remember you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and loved more than you know. Happy Birthday dear son!

My son, I wish you the strength to face challenges with confidence, along with the wisdom to choose your battles carefully. I wish you adventure on your journey and may you always stop to help someone along the way. Listen to your heart and take risks carefully. Remember how much you are loved.

Nothing has been the same since you came into my life, and I want you to know I wouldn't have it any other way. I am so grateful that you have changed my life for the better.

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Happy Birthday Wishes for Mom

A collection of cute, inspirational, and funny birthday wishes and messages for your mom to say an extra special happy birthday to her!

Happy Birthday Mom! Take it easy today. You deserve it!

It's your birthday! I recommend you kick back, relax, and let dad do all the work for once.

To the world you may be one person, but to me you are the whole world. Happy Birthday Mom!

You are my first friend, my best friend, and my forever friend. I can't wait to help you celebrate your birthday!

Even though I'm getting older, I find I need you more than ever. There's nothing like one of your warm hugs. Wishing you a birthday as heartwarming as you!

I knew exactly what you wanted for your birthday this year. Me... out of the house for a day. Happy Birthday, Mom!

It's amazing how good you look for your age, considering all the grief I gave you when I was younger. Happy Birthday, Mom!

Mom, you are the most outstanding woman in my life, and you'll always be my number one. Have a beautiful birthday!

When asked who my favorite real-life superhero is, I always say 'It's my mom.' Have an amazing birthday, Wonder Mom!

It's no secret that you've made your mark in my life. Since my childhood, you've been that big tree whose shade allowed me to grow safe and strong. Happy Birthday, Mom.

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Birthday Wishes for Dad

Celebrate your Dad on his birthday with one of these sweet, funny, or heartfelt wishes for birthdays for dads!

All your life, you've worked towards making our wishes come true. Today, it's your turn to make some wishes. Happy Birthday, Dad!

All my life, I've been lucky to have the best dad. Now, I count myself doubly lucky, since my child gets to have the best granddad. Happy Birthday, Dad, we love you!

Happy Birthday to the man who fought all the monsters under the bed and in the closet. Thank you for always making me feel safe!

Happy Birthday Dad! May all your fish be big, your beers stay cold, and your sports teams have a winning season!

It's not easy being a father, but you do it with class and style. Happy Birthday to the dad who can do it all.

To my dearest Dad: You are my compass. Thanks for always showing me the right path and for guiding me in the right direction. Happy Birthday, I love you.

To the best taxi driver, the most effective spider hunter, the cheapest handyman, and the most generous bank I know. Happy Birthday Dad!

Dad, thank you for teaching me how to be a man, even though I'm your daughter. Happy Birthday!

Hey Dad, I got a present for you. I stole your To-Do list from Mom. All you need to do is rip it up. Just don't tell Mom, okay? Happy Birthday!

Dad, you've always been the coolest. Like all those times you said "yes" when mom said "no." Happy Birthday, Cool Dad!

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Birthday Wishes for Auntie

Write a super sweet or funny birthday message to your auntie on her birthday with one of our birthday wishes for aunts.

Happy Birthday to my dear aunt! I'm wishing you a day that's as lovely as you.

You're always swooping in to save the day! This time, we've managed everything just for you. Happy Birthday Aunty!

Mom and Dad may have given me my brains and looks, but all of my charm and sense of humor come just from you! Happy Birthday to the best aunt!

You've got this "Best Aunt" gig in the bag! I hope this day brings everything you wish for! Happy Birthday Auntie!

To my Aunt, Happy Birthday! On this special day, I hope you remember just how much we all love you!

Moms and dads offer love and support. But aunts... they're the ones who share some of our best adventures! Cheers to the next adventure Auntie!

Happy Birthday to my lovely aunt. Your age is this family's best kept secret... but don't worry, your secret is safe with us!

Dear Aunt, you may be a little bit crazy, but you're my kind of crazy! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to the aunt who gave me everything my parents didn't want me to have! I really appreciate it.

Happy Birthday Auntie! From your favorite niece/nephew! (It's okay, we don't have to tell the others...)

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Birthday Wishes for your Boss, Colleague, or Coworker

You spend the most-part of every day with your co-workers, so it's always a nice gesture to wish them a happy birthday. These simple sentiments are perfect for wishing a co-worker or boss a very happy birthday but keeping it professional too.

Happy Birthday! You're such a great friend and co-worker. I hope you have a lovely day.

Happy Birthday! Thanks for all that you do for our team. We hope you have a great birthday!

Many happy returns on your birthday today from all of us at [insert company name]. We hope you have a wonderful day!

Work just wouldn't be as much fun without your company! Thanks for all the great coffee breaks and sharing the load. Hope you have a great birthday today!

Happy Birthday to my office buddy! Thanks for making work such a great place to be. I hope you have a wonderful day and a brilliant year ahead!

Tip: Mention something you admire about your coworker

Each of us likes to feel appreciated, and a birthday is an opportunity to let your coworker know something you appreciate about them. Keep it real and choose something you genuinely admire. Here are some examples.

Happy Birthday to one of the most productive people around here! Someday you'll have to teach us your secret to getting so much done.

Happy Birthday to one of the most smiley people in the office! Thanks for making our office a brighter place with your sunny attitude.

Dear [name], it's amazing how you keep things running smoothly around here. Thanks for keeping us all organized. Happy Birthday and many happy returns!

Dear [name], Happy Birthday! Thanks for answering all my questions and helping me settle in since I joined the team. I've learned so much from you!

Happy Birthday to someone who radiates calm! One day you'll have to teach us your secret to staying cool under pressure. Thanks for keeping the rest of us sane.


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Funny Birthday Wishes

A collection of funny wishes for birthdays, making light of the joys and pitfalls of aging. Great for greeting card messages or sending as a Happy Birthday sms or text.


Funny Birthday Messages - About Age

Happy Birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

You're [insert age]? Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

[insert age] is a perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.

Happy Birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us. Happy Birthday!

You're not getting older... just more distinguished! Happy Birthday.

By the time you're [insert age] you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

YOU SUCK!
...at aging. Can you at least try to look older?


Funny birthday one-liners

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get up again!

You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

You know you're getting older when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.


Middle Age Birthday Wishes

Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together - then your body starts falling apart.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!

Night sweats and hot flashes are nature's way of lowering your heating bill so you can save more money for your retirement.

How do you know you've hit middle-age? In preparation for a big sneeze you cross your legs really hard and hope for the best!


Funny birthday messages about gray hair

Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

You know you're getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.

Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!


More Funny Birthday Messages

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday and then I remembered that you already have me.


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Happy Birthday Wishes from a Distance

On occasions like birthdays the sense of distance can feel greater, so making an effort to wish someone a happy birthday and tell them you're thinking of them can make all the difference.

Happy Birthday all the way from [insert your location]. I hope you have a fabulous day and be sure to eat an extra slice of cake for me!

Happy Birthday! Wishing you a wonderful day today, and looking forward to seeing you in [insert month].

Happy Birthday dear friend! Raising a glass to your continued health and happiness all the way from [insert location]. I hope you have a great day!

Thinking of you on your birthday! We hope you have a great day and wish you all the best for the coming year. We're so excited you're coming to visit in [insert month], and can't wait to see you then!

Congratulations on your birthday! Sending you our love and good wishes all the way from [insert location].

Wishing you a very happy birthday and all the best wishes for an exciting and fun-filled year ahead. With lots of love from [insert location].

Many happy returns to you on your birthday! We hope you have a wonderful day full of friends, family, and cake! Sorry we can't be there this year and we hope to catch up next time we're in the neighborhood.

Wishing you all the best on your birthday! Sorry to miss you on such an wonderful day. We're thinking of you all the way from [insert location] and raising a glass to your good health.

Wishing you many happy returns on your special day! Sending all our love from [insert location]. We miss you!

Wishing you many blessings on your special day. We miss you! We hope you have a wonderful birthday and look forward to seeing you at [insert month, or event eg. Christmas].


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Belated Birthday Wishes

Oh no! Did you miss their birthday? Quick, send them a happy belated birthday message or sms to get back into their good books!

Happy belated Birthday! I'm so sorry I forgot to write earlier, but how do you expect me to remember your birthday if you never look any older?

Now that everyone else's birthday wishes have worn off, here's a great big one from me!

I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

Dear [name], HBBD! That stands for Happy Belated Birthday! Love, YTDF (Your Terribly Disorganized Friend)

I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!

Sorry I missed your birthday by several days, but happy birthday anyways!

I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy belated Birthday!

I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that if you forget mine next year I'll forgive you. Happy Belated Birthday!

I wish I could rewind the clock just to get back to the right time to say happy birthday. Please forgive me! I hope you had a great day.

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Happy Birthday Quotes

Draw on the wisdom of others as you wish someone special a very happy birthday. These birthday quotes are a mix of funny and wise, and work well as greeting card birthday wishes, a birthday sms, or in a birthday speech.

"Aging" Birthday Quotes

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
- Larry Lorenzoni

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
- Jack Benny

"Age is a matter of feeling, not of year."
- George William Curtis

"Old age is like underwear... it creeps up on you"
- Anon

"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake"
- Anon

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed"
- Charles Schulz

"It's never too late to be what you want to be. Unless you want to be younger. Then you're screwed"
- Anon

"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come."
- William Shakespeare


"Getting Old" Funny Birthday Quotes

"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old"
- Mark Twain

"As men get older, the toys get more expensive"
- Marvin Davis

"Age is not important unless you're a cheese"
- Helen Hayes

"The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake"
- Anon


"Youth in Old Age" Birthday Quotes

"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
- John Grier

"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
- Chili Davis

If things get better with age then you're approaching magnificent"
- Anon

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off"
- Anon

"Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art."
- Stanislaw Lec

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
- Lucille Ball

Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years."
- Oscar Wilde

"Old age is always 15 years older than I am."
- Bernard Baruch


Middle Age Birthday Quotes

"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young."
- Dorothy Canfield Fisher

"Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle."
- Bob Hope

"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
- Ogden Nash

"Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist"
- Anon

"Forty is the age of youth. Fifty is the youth of old age"
- Victor Hugo

"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down."
- T. S. Eliot

"The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits."
- Theodore Roosevelt

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Religious Birthday Wishes

If you're looking for Christian religious birthday wishes, take a look at our bible verses for birthdays and birthday prayers.


Milestone Wishes for Birthdays (30 / 40 / 50 / 60)

Any birthday is special, but some are *extra* special! Use our age-specific happy birthday wishes, quotes, poems, and jokes to wish your friends and family members an extra-special birthday on their big day!

30th Birthday Wishes
30th Birthday Quotes

40th Birthday Sayings
40th Birthday Quotes
Funny 40th Birthday Jokes

50th Birthday Wishes
50th Birthday Quotes
50th Birthday Poems
Funny 50th Birthday Jokes

60th Birthday Wishes
60th Birthday Quotes
60th Birthday Poems
Funny 60th Birthday Jokes


Personalized Milestone Birthday Posters

And if you're looking for age-related birthday gifts, our personalized birthday posters are a fantastic gift to celebrate the person's *extra* special birthday.

With a huge choice of color palettes, and lots of ideas for poster-text, you can personalize these posters as much or as little as you wish. Easy to format and download at home, they're a great gift for a milestone birthday.

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Birthday Wishes Image Quotes

Beautiful Happy Birthday images to wish your friends and family a fabulous birthday! Great for sharing on social media or sending to the birthday girl/guy.

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a fabulous day and be sure to eat an extra slice of cake for me!


May your birthday be sprinkled with fun and laughter. Have a great day!


Happy Birthday! I hope you have a great day today and the year ahead is full of many blessings.


Happy Birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day and that the year ahead is full of fun and adventure.


You're not getting older... just more distinguished! Happy Birthday!


Happy Birthday to my best buddy! I hope you have a good one.


Wishing you a very happy birthday! May all your dreams come true.


Congratulations on your birthday! Wishing you a truly fabulous day.


Better "over the hill' than under it. Happy Birthday!


Happy Birthday to you.


Happy Birthday to you!


Happy Birthday just for you.


Happy Birthday.


It's time to shine!


Happy Birthday to you.


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Your LOL Message! | Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend

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Within the limits of human affection, teasing someone for his or her birthday is quite common. Avoiding any jokes that could hurt the other person’s feelings is not always an easy job, though. This is where our collection of Funny Birthday Wishes comes in. Choosing the right wish for the right beloved person of yours will make them crack and smile and your choice will be appreciated.

There is something for everybody, here: funny birthday messages for friends, family or loved ones are waiting to inspire you and, first of all, make you laugh. Read, choose & share – and you can be sure that a truly funny moment is a real gift in our everyday lives. Why not give it to the ones you love? Somebody’s special day is going to be brighter.


Funny Birthday Wishes for your Friends

  • Congratulations! You’re the only person that I don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their birthday.
  • It’s your birthday! To celebrate, let’s grab a bottle of wine and go skinny dipping in our birthday suits. Oh wait…that’s a typical Friday night.
  • Happy Birthday! I love having you as a best friend. I get all the benefits of having a sister without having to share your crazy relatives.
  • Happy Birthday, Bestie. As your gift, I will continue being the friend your parents wish you never had.
  • I’ve stayed in touch all these years because you’re the only one that can handle my excessive displays of sarcasm.
  • Congrats on becoming a year older. Wishing you lots of love and hair dye to wash away the new gray hairs. Enjoy your birthday!
  • Dear Friend. Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets. Happy Birthday!
  • As you reflect on your life, you’ll notice that I’ve been there through every embarrassing, happy, sad, proud, scary, and important moment in your life. Remember that the next time you’re mad at me…because I forgot your birthday gift.

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.


  • Remember that age is just a number. Well, until you hit 60. Then you’re just really freaking old! Happy Birthday!
  • Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake. Happy birthday.
  • Warm wishes on your birthday! I didn’t bring a gift, though. I figured it’s payback for all the trouble you’ve gotten me into all these years.
  • Happy Birthday! Here’s to me being the wild chick that drove all of your “goody two shoe” friends away.
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend. You’re the only person I can tolerate for more than an hour.
  • I love you, friend! I’m happy it’s your birthday, but I can’t help admitting that I came mostly for the alcohol.
  • You’re getting old but look on the bright side…at least you have a friend like me to keep you hip and trendy. Have a happy birthday!
  • I’ll always be the friend that get you out of the trouble that I got you into. Happy Birthday your my partner in crime.
  • It’s your birthday so I’ll volunteer to be the designated driver…for once!
  • Huge list of funny Birthday Messages and wishes
  • You should feel special. I don’t need a calendar reminder to remember your birthday! Enjoy your special day.
  • Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
  • Happy Birthday, friend! I hope we live long enough to be nursing home roomies.
  • Dear Friend. I’m still waiting until the day we become mature adults having intellectually stimulating conversations about grown up things. Until then, we’ll just stick to being 30-year-old clowns.

Happy Birthday, Bestie.


  • Happy birthday from the only person who knows your true age. Your secret’s safe with me!
  • You may be getting older but that doesn’t mean you have to grow up. Have a fantastic birthday.
  • I put on a smile just for you. But the truth is…I hate birthdays! It just reminds me of how old we’re getting.
  • Happy Birthday from the friend that taught you everything you know about life. Sorry about the misinformation.
  • You are a gorgeous birthday girl! Almost as gorgeous as your best friend! Happy Birthday to you!
  • Congratulations on your fifth 25th birthday! Love always, your awesome friend!
  • The first two things I thought about when I realized it was your birthday was cake and alcohol. Does that make me a bad friend?
  • Another year older? No way. You’re another year sexier. Happy birthday to you.
  • I am so happy that you have managed to make it to this age without too many scars. Let’s add one huge one tonight! Happy Birthday!
  • Honesty is the key to any relationship, for that reason I want you to know, you really need to pluck your eyebrows before we go out tonight. Happy Birthday!
  • I cant believe how old we are getting! Let’s do something we could only get away with we were teenagers. Let’s stay up until 5 am and get out of bed at 4 pm to pizza for breakfast. If might be the last night you ever have, but it will be a great way to go out with a bang. Happy Birthday!
  • Why is it always harder to buy presents for a guy? It might be something to do with the fact that no matter what you get a guy, it’s never going to be better than his Playstation. Happy Birthday!
  • To the best friend a guy could hope for, do us all a huge favor and don’t get into any scraps tonight. Do yourself a favor and win the ones you do. Happy Birthday!
  • You always backed me up in our fights, helped me move, helped me kick my addictions, and let me know when I was in a bad relationship. Let me return the favor today, and help you pick a good club for us to celebrate in. Happy Birthday!
  • It’s not a shame that you are getting older, it’s a glorious thing to be able to say that you have had more birthdays that many people have had sex. Happy Birthday!
  • If you don’t get lucky tonight, I guess I will have to take one for the team. Happy Birthday!
  • Shall we get drunk and paint the town? Or are you old enough to be past all that now? Happy Birthday!
  • One of the many benefits of old age is that you’ll never have to die young.
  • Happy Birthday, man, you must be very rich. Look at all the expensive drinks you bought.
  • I have great admiration for old people like you. Why? You miraculously graduated school without the help of Google.
  • I love attending your birthday bashes. Can you increase your birthdays to two times a year?
  • Happy birthday, bro! But you have got to hit the gym to lose some fat.
  • I am so proud of your achievements so far. I know it wasn’t easy figuring out where to celebrate your birthday.
  • Had the Scriptures not warned us about lying, I’d have advised you to start telling lies about your real age!
  • Congratulations on existing before Google and Wikipedia.
  • You don’t have to sacrifice so much on your birthday. Just give us water to drink.
  • You have broken a record. You appear to have multiple dates of birth. Happy birth day, but stop ageing unnecessarily.
  • Birthday boy/girl, congratulations for growing very old. You did such a great a job aging that you deserve an award for that!
  • Your mom and dad did well for giving birth to you. You make the world complete with your comic character.
  • Wishing a wonderful birthday celebration to a wonderful man/woman who came into this world during the Dark Ages.
  • Celebrate this day, knowing that science has proven that celebrating too many birthdays will give you a sh*tload of wrinkles and grey hair.
  • Don’t let the fact that your hair is turning white distract you from celebrating your big day. Regardless of where you look at this from, it’s always better having gray hair than no hair at all.
  • While you celebrate this day, don’t forget to smile. We want to be sure you are happy.
  • In a matter of just two years, you have suddenly grown taller than me. Please be careful, your head might hit the sky next year.
  • I even know how to celebrate your birthday more than you. Just wait to see how I will nail the dance challenge.
  • On your birthday, I just want to tell you that I love you more than you love yourself.
  • My goodness! You can become a president if you really work hard. Look at the unbelievable crowd you have amassed for your birthday bash!
  • Don’t let the fact that you’re becoming old upset you. At least you still look younger than your grandparents.
  • Hey Dude! Happy birthday. So you think you are celebrating a birthday? Anyway, I wish you good health as you speed towards the grave.
  • I wonder what you are actually celebrating? What have you achieved since your bountiful years of existence? Ok, got it. Congratulations for having a child out of wedlock.
  • Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s give it up for [Name]! Today, he celebrates an additional year of being a senior bachelor.
  • You must be hard-hearted. So you have the guts to be celebrating a birthday when you flopped that math quiz yesterday? Happy birthday, but don’t stop learning.
  • You are not the poorest person in the world. Please take us out and let’s go party. We are tired of your selfish excuses.
  • I’m sorry I can’t attend your birthday. I have more important things to do such as sleeping and watching the Premier League soccer matches.
  • I wish your new age will open your eyes and give you wisdom. Everyone takes undue advantage of you.
  • Smile and laugh now, for pretty soon your teeth would disappear!
  • With your new age, you have become mature enough; stop being a burden to your parents. You stress them too much.
  • Sometimes I can’t help but wonder what motivates you to be celebrating your birthday. Do you really think you are that important on earth?
  • I am happy that you listened to my brotherly advice. You would have been celebrating this birthday in a prison yard with your other bad friends.
  • Don’t be over-excited on this day, you are about to graduate and face the graduate unemployment disaster in our country.
  • It’s now two years since you graduated from the university with a first class degree in sociology. Today, you are still proudly celebrating a jobless birthday. Sorry, I share your frustration.
  • Birthday man, you are too silent today. Is everything alright? Stop worrying about the large number of people who gatecrashed this occasion. I will help you sort out the bills.
  • Time might be a great healer, but sadly it’s the worst beautician I’ve ever come across. You, my dear friend, are a living testimony to how time sucks as a beautician!
  • When I look at the loads of candles on your cake, I fear for the glaciers in the Arctic and Antarctic regions.
  • For your birthday party, I brought with me the best gift ever – my amazing presence. Of course you’re welcome.
  • If you have never lied about your age, today is the perfect time to start practicing how to do it!
  • It’s strange how you are wildly celebrating the day you made your entry into this world when we both know that it was your poor mom who did all the hard work on that day.
  • Thanks to the severe heat emanating from your birthday cake, I have a very nasty sunburn.
  • For your birthday, I have bought you two amazing gifts you might need soon: a walking stick and false teeth.
  • I guess you’ve finally gotten to the age where flowers scare the living life out of you!
  • Worried about getting old? Bother no more! The good thing about old age is that it doesn’t last very long.
  • If age is just a number, then jail can also be considered to be just a room. Happy birthday all the same.
  • Wishing a fabulous birthday celebration to an amazing friend. Thanks for being the strongest sperm!
  • What was it like being alive during World War I? Have a great celebration, buddy.

Funny Birthday Wishes for your Sister

  • Happy Birthday, Sis! Here’s to sticking by you even though you’re the dork that’s still laughing at the joke five minutes later.
  • We’ve shared a room, clothes, toys, friends, and genes. Thank goodness we don’t have to share a birthday! Wishing you a wonderful birthday.
  • Happy Birthday, Sister!

Yeah, yeah, happy birthday.

  • You’re birthday gift is the privilege of having me as a sister. You’re welcome.
  • On your birthday, I have the pleasure of writing all of our cheap siblings’ names on the birthday card, even though I’m the only one who purchased the gift. Yay me!
  • Dear Big Sister, I’m glad you’ll always have a head to start over me in our race to old age. Have a spectacular birthday!
  • Today is the one day of the year that I am nice to you. Enjoy it because tomorrow I will go back to being the sarcastic, annoying sister that you hate to love!
  • Friends are for whenever. Sisters are forever. We have no choice. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for your Brother

  • Happy Birthday, Brother. My wish is that you receive all the joy you deserve on your birthday. That wouldn’t amount to very much considering you have a lot of backed up karma heading your way.
  • Happy Birthday to the coolest person I know. Second only to me.
  • Dear Brother. On your birthday, I would love to tell you how wonderful, charming, kind, and amazing you are. But then I would have to lie. Have a great birthday!
  • Bickering with you over the years has become a pastime. Enjoy your birthday!

Happy Birthday to the best brother in the world.

  • The next time you are upset with me, remember who changed your dirty diapers when Mom and Dad were away. Happy Birthday, little bro!
  • We fight more than we hug but I know it’s just that brotherly tough love. Today is the one day a year I stop to say “I love you.”
  • To my brother, thanks for being a brat at the worst moments and the greatest friend at moments I most need it. Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday, Big Bro! Thanks for always setting the bar so high…making all of my achievement pale in comparison.
  • You’ve always been the brother I’ve look up to…until I realized that I am way cooler than you. Happy Birthday!
  • The best part of being a big sister is getting to boss you around when mom’s not around. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday from your little brother. By the way, thanks for setting the bar low, making it easy for me to excel at being the favorite one.
  • Your face should be plastered in the dictionary next to “pain in my butt.” But I love you anyway! Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday, Little Bro. Here’s to celebrating the day you were born and took away the pleasures of being an only child.
  • Never forget how blessed you are to have me as a sister. Have an awesome birthday!
  • Birthday Wishes for your Brother
  • It’s a good thing birthday wishes don’t come true. If they did, I would be an only child. Happy Birthday to you!
  • Dear Brother. Being your sister meant enduring your fart bombs and living in with your messy habits. It wasn’t always easy but there was never a dull moment. Happy Birthday.
  • Too many candles on your cake is causing a fire hazard. Congratulations! That means you’re getting too to count. Happy birthday.

Your age today is the new black!


Funny Birthday Wishes for your Boyfriend

  • You are like pumpkin pie to me, always welcome and oh so sweet. Happy birthday, honey!
  • A little birdie reminded me that today is special. Did you know today is national talking bird day? Just kidding, I know what day it is! Happy birthday to you, dear one!
  • I am so happy to be celebrating your birthday with your family. Here’s to hilarious stories and embarrassing antics on your behalf! Happy birthday, sweetheart!
  • Hey baby, since it’s your birthday, let’s have a pool party- and while we’re at it don’t bother bringing your bathing suit.
  • Dating you is like living in a candy shop- if you were any sweeter I might go into a comma from all the sugar. Happy Birthday, babe.
  • Since it’s your birthday I thought I should remind you how lucky you are to have me in your life.

I love you birthday boy.

  • If your heart was made of cheese I would wish to be a mouse. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend.
  • If you needed someone to love you for life and you payed that lucky someone, I wouldn’t mind working for free. Happy birthday and please consider me for the job. Thanks.If loving you was easy everyone would do it. You’re welcome. Oh, and Happy Birthday.
  • My doctor friends have to watch me close these days- when I think of you my heart rate goes up to some really high levels. I think I’m in love. Happy birthday you heart stopper.
  • It’s a good thing that you are strong enough to carry me, since you give me weak knees I think you might have to hold me for a while. Happy birthday.
  • If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team. Happy birthday, babe.
  • Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.
  • Well, on your birthday I have good and bad news. The good news is that I will come to visit, but that bad news is that you might be arrested for stealing my heart. Happy  Birthday.
  • Sorry babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away. Happy Birthday.
  • Birthdays are so overrated. I just wanted an excuse for some birthday cake. But jokes aside, I love you and that’s worth celebrating. Happy birthday!
  • Funny Birthday Quotes for My Boyfriend
  • Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!
  • Dear Boyfriend, If you feel like an old fart, just remember that there is always someone much older than you and much closer to the grave. Have a fantastic birthday, old man!

 

Happy Birthday, Handsome! from a hot chick 🙂


  • You must have been a really good boy. Karma has brought you to me. Have a really great birthday!
  • I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.
  • You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.
  • To the birthday boy, you’re getting up there in age.  Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy.
  • I hope you’re feeling gracious on your birthday, it’s better to be alive than 6 feet under. Happy Birthday to you.
  • Happy birthday, honey. I’ll stick around forever… or at least until you stop looking younger than your true age. Stay sexy!
  • Congratulations on your 10,950th days alive. Happy 30th Birthday, Sweetie!
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  • I’m a jealous girlfriend. You’d better not accept any Happy Birthdays unless they are coming from me.My sweet boyfriend, you are kind, caring, thoughtful, and very attentive. Sorry…I thought today was opposite day! Happy Birthday!
  • You always tell me to spend less money. Well, I’ve decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you.
  •  I have a very talented boyfriend. Swallowing burgers whole is one of your many natural gifts. So I know that this birthday cake doesn’t stand a chance. Enjoy your birthday!
  • Loving you is not always easy, but eating this birthday cake will be. Wishing you a great birthday!
  • Birthday presents are overrated. I got you hugs & kisses instead. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom

  • Happy Birthday, Mom! I didn’t remind my siblings of this day so that I’d look like the better child for remembering your birthday.
  • Have a special birthday, Mom! Sorry for the nine months I took over your womb.
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  • Dear Mom, it’s your birthday. As a gift, I’m going to let you bake me my favorite cake…because it make you happy!
  • Happy Birthday, Mom. Wishing you many, many more to come! And I hope you age beautifully and gracefully. Because I have your genes and I will likely follow in your footsteps.
  • You are such a great mother. I’ve always wondered how you put up with me all these years and kept your cool. Then I found your wine stash and it all became clear. Happy Birthday!
  • Thank you for being the one person I can count on to love me even when I make the dumbest mistakes. Happy Birthday, with all my love.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad

  • Well, it’s been said that the older you get, the wiser you get. Well Dad, you must be really, really, really, really wise. Wishing you a great birthday.
  • Have an awesome birthday, Dad. No matter how old you get, you will always be the cool dad.
  • Dear Dad. I’m sure all those times you yelled at me, grounded me, and took privileges away from me were supposed to teach me lessons and make me a better person. I’m still waiting for that to kick in. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, Dad!
  • Dad, I hope you have a great time celebrating your birthday. Today is the only day a year I let you dance in front of my friends despite the embarrassment that will befall me.
  •  Dear Dad. I learned a lot from you over the years. But I bet you never thought the day would come that I would have something to teach you: How to use your smartphone.

Happy Birthday to my funny dad


Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband

  • My mother and father may have disapproved of us getting married, but that didn’t stop me! Now that you know how stubborn I can be, you best prepare yourself for a lifetime of not getting what you asked for! So you can guess my answer to that “special” birthday request you had. Happy Birthday!
  • I do love how you stick to me like glue, it certainly makes it easy for me to keep track of where you are and what you are doing at all times. Happy Birthday!
  • I didn’t get you a fancy gift this year, instead I thought it best to go with something sentimental. Remember that time you told me how happy it makes you when I wear red. Well I’ve bought a whole new outfit and accessories in lush red colours. Just for you! Happy Birthday!
  • My dearest husband, you protect me, shelter me, feed me and make my life one of pure privilege and security. How can I ever thank you. Here’s an idea, I’ll help you keep healthy so that you can enjoy life to the full for as long as possible! Let’s start by cutting the cake from today! Happy Birthday!
  • It’s time for me to start pulling my weight around the house I know. So today for your birthday I’ve cleaned all the rooms and made the house pretty, all for you! So now do your part, get in the kitchen and make us some dinner. Happy Birthday!
  • If you can’t beat them, join them. That’s my father’s favorite business strategy, which is partly why we got married in the first place. I’m not afraid to say it to you, because let’s face it, I’m a real catch. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday. love you, babe!

  • You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry 4 out of 5 boxes is not bad at all! Happy Birthday!
  • When we have children I want them to have your nose, my attitude, your bravery and my legs. Wouldn’t that make the best birthday gift of all! However If too many of those things are missing, we might have to rethink our positions in this relationship. Have a very Happy Birthday!
  • It’s your birthday! You possess all of the great qualities in a husband. Did I also mention that it’s opposite day?
  • My dear husband, you are loving, thoughtful, considerate and chivalrous. I’ve taught you well! Happy Birthday.
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  • After all these years, you know just the buttons to push to turn me on or drive me crazy. Have a great birthday.
  • My darling, my joy, the light of my life and the perfect specimen of a man: God has truly blessed me with such a fine husband, that everyday I feel obliged to thank him for making us meet and fall in love. Without you my glass was empty, and then when I finally had you it became completely full. The kids may be making a mess of things right now, but don’t worry, just a few more years until we are free again. Every year brings us one step closer! Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife

  • Happy Birthday to the most beautiful, caring, understanding human being on the face of the planet whom I will love and support for the rest of my life… regardless of if I’m allowed to go on that men’s golf outing this weekend…
  • You are the nutella to my toast and the ice cream to my apple pie. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife.
  • Happy Birthday. I love you more than I love bacon… and that’s a heck of a lot.
  • Happy Birthday, my lovely wife! Today is the one day out of the year where I thank God for my mother-in-law.
  • Happy Birthday to you! You don’t look a day over…26…22..er…19..?? I love you and your eternal youth! You grow more beautiful with each passing year.

Happy Birthday!

  • There are only 2 absolutes in this world. Chuck Norris is the biggest badass in Hollywood and my love for you is infinite. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to the man of my dreams and the root of my nightmares. Love, your beautiful wife!
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  • Dear Wife, thanks for sticking with me through the good and the bad. Sorry that it was mostly bad! Love, your wonderful husband.
  • Happy Birthday, sweetheart. I’ll wash the dishes for you. Though I can’t guarantee they’ll be 100% clean enough to eat off of.
  • I felt like I opened a Wonka bar and found my golden ticket when I met you. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife. I look forward to the many wonderful, scrumdiddlyumptious years ahead.

Funny Birthday Wishes for 21st Birthday

  • I made a sign for your car. Caution! Just made 21. Proceed with care!
  • You may be 21 but pretty soon you’ll be pushing 30. Let’s go out and party before all your good looks flee. Happy 21st birthday!
  • I know it’s your 21st birthday but there’s enough alcohol to go around. Slow down and take it easy. No need to get sloppy drunk. Happy birthday.
  • Happy 21st birthday! I only came to see if you can hold your liquor.

Ηope your birthday rocks!

  • Congrats, friend! You beat me in the race to become legal! Now I must watch you sip champagne while I bask in my envy.
  • Throw away your fake ID card. You’re actually 21 now! Have fun on your birthday!
  • The next best thing after an 18th birthday is a 21st birthday. Congratulations to you!
  • Shout it from the roof tops. You’re 21 and you’re proud of it! Happy Birthday!
  • All good things come to an end. You only have 364 more days to enjoy being 21. Enjoy it while it lasts!

Funny Wishes for 50th Birthday

  • 29 years ago you had the time of your life! Now you are turning 50 so don’t think you can drink as much. Happy birthday and have little bit of fun!
  • Maybe you are not so fast now, but you sure can have the party of your life. Have a great day and Happy Birthday!
  • Today you turn 18 with 32 years of experience! You are like the fine wine that gets more exquisite with age. Happy Birthday and have the best night of your life!
  • The only thing that remains the same after all these years is that dry sense of humor. Your hair, your gut, and even your face has changed. Happy birthday, old guy!

You make 50 look good! Happy Birthday.

  • You are one 50 year old who is stubborn enough to refuse someone’s offer to give you their seat in the bus. Happy Birthday and always stay young.
  • Age is just a number. Pace is something that fades with age. Try to make it on time on your celebration. Happy Birthday!
  • The worst thing about your birthday is the fact that the number of candles is going up but the cake keeps shrinking. Happy Birthday and don’t eat all the cake alone!
  • Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist. Happy birthday and all the best!
  • Looking fifty is great, of course if you are sixty! Have the birthday of your life!
  • You are the opposite wine, which gets better with age and time. Happy Birthday!
  • Remember how excited you were when you turned 10 years old? Well now you should be 5 times as excited! Happy birthday!
  • Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about turning 50. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.


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Birthday Messages for Girls

Special wishes for a sweet girl like you deserves the very best!
Happy Birthday!
The warmest wishes for the sweetest baby girl on her special day!
Sending my sweetest and cuddliest wishes to a cute and charming baby girl.
Happy Birthday!

More Messages

I hope happiness and blessings will follow you every step of the way.
Wonderful Birthday!
Charming, compassionate, caring and crazy in a good way what more can I say about you Darling.
Happy Birthday
Wishing you a day as lovely as your smile and a year as amazing as your personality!
Happy bday to you!
There are some people in this world that are special kind of special. And you, are the best example Sweetheart.
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to the sweetest girl ever! You deserve all the love and happiness in the world. Let’s celebrate this day of your life together.
You are nothing less than a ball of fireworks. Set aside fears and worries...have a blast. Happy Birthday!
Face the world with grit and calmness. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.
Allow your mind to meander far...live life to the fullest every day. Happy Birthday!
Appreciate your uncanny ability to know my thoughts before I voice them...guess we share an un-explainable bond. Wish you a very happy birthday.
Not only a pretty face, you have a pretty mind; perform great feats, and enjoy your life. Happy birthday!
Not your hair and not your eyes, your good deeds would define your beauty. Make a positive dent in the world...follow your dreams and reach for your goals. Our best wishes on your birthday.
You are amazing... be brave...find time to wander and dream and live in jubilation. We wish you a very happy birthday.
We love your wings our dear angel. Make them stronger to soar high. Happy birthday!
As you are growing another year older, you are also growing wiser. Sparkling wishes for you on your birthday beautiful!
Many many happy returns of the day to the friend who has always stood with me in my difficult times. I hope you shine bright the whole year. Happy Birthday !
You are the most special girl in my life. You mean a lot to me. I wish God gives you a thousand reasons to smile everyday. Happy Birthday sweetheart!
Happy Birthday
You bring happiness to the
people around you.
Enjoy your special day.
Happy Birthday
You bring happiness to the
people around you.
Enjoy your special day.
Happy Birthday
to the Woman
that has stolen
My Heart!
Happy Birthday Sweetie
May all your dreams come true,
and on this day of happiness
I send my love to you.
Your birthday brings the perfect chance
to really let you know
just how much you always mean
to those who love you so.
Wishing You A Very Happy Birthday.
May life lead you to great
happiness and success.
May all your dreams
and wishes comes true!
Enjoy Your Special Day
May your Birthday
be filled with the sunshine of love,
and the bright rainbow colors of laughter.

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