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1. “Two older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!”

2. “Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?”

3. “Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.”

4. “Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying “well, I’m here already – I may as well pee.””

5. “You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!”

6. “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”

7. “Smile – today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years – yikes!”

8. “Happy birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions of members all over the world.”

9. “Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”

10. “Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”

11. “Don’t be bummed about your birthday! You know what they say: it’s better to be a year older than to be one month late. Happy birthday!”

12. “Happy birthday! Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. Remember, the older you get, the closer you get to having them choose a nursing home.”

13. “Wait – you’re how old today? You’re so lucky you’re not a dog. They would have put you down by now. Oh, well! Happy birthday!”

14. “Congratulations! You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday.”

15. “Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, people start wondering if you’re the walking dead.”

16. “Here’s to you on your birthday! May you live to be so old, you sincerely wish you were dead.”

17. “Happy birthday! Don’t let a 27-year old Olympic gold medal winner make you feel like a failure on your birthday.”

18. “Happy birthday. I’m so sorry you’ve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you.”

19. “It’s a special day – your birthday! Let’s go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile.”

20. “Happy birthday! Congrats on reaching an age that makes your receding hairline seem appropriate.”

21. “Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fool’s Joke. Unless, of course, I did remember it, in which case – please disregard this message. Happy birthday!”

22. “I wish you a very happy birthday! Just please remember to tell me how old you’re pretending to be, so we can keep up the charade.”

23. “Happy birthday to a person whose age now makes them cry even more than the day they came into this world.”

24. “Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons.”

25. “I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy birthday!”

26. “Happy birthday! I sincerely hope that you don’t take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it.”

27. “On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Really, it’s nothing to get worked up over. Happy birthday!”

28. “Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. Happy birthday!”

29. “I believe you forgot my birthday present last year. I’m returning the favor this year. I’m afraid a Happy Birthday is all you’re going to get.”

30. “Happy summer birthday! Get out and enjoy it while you’re still young enough to not fall into the “high risk” category for heat stroke death.”

31. “Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog years.”

32. “I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday.”

33. “You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy birthday!”

34. “Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the anniversary of your clever escape from the womb.”

35. “As you get older, there are three important things that happen. First, you lose your mind. I can’t remember the other two. Happy birthday!”

36. “Happy birthday! Remember this today: if you lick all the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin – and muffins are healthy.”

37. “Happy birthday! After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance.”

38. “Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out.”

39. “A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an old fart. Happy birthday!”

40. “Happy birthday! May the number of candles outnumber your gray hairs.”

41. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone who should probably start worrying about what the government is saying about Medicare.”

42. “I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with you today? That’s right! Me.”

43. “Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.”

44. “You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Happy birthday!”

45. “Experts say that people lose their minds when they get old. What they forget to mention is that you really won’t miss it. Happy birthday!”

46. “Happy birthday! You know you’re old when the candles start costing more than the cake.”

47. “On your birthday, I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel. But you’ll still always be older than me. Happy birthday!”

48. “Happy birthday. It’s official – you can now begin your quarter-life crisis.”

49. “It’s your birthday today, and I’m once again reminded how old I’m getting. Oh well – enjoy your day!”

50. “Today, you turn 29! I promise to stop counting the years after this one. Happy birthday.”

51. “Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card.”

52. “I hope that your birthday is the best it can possibly be for someone who can barely function in society.”

53. “Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.”

54. “Happy birthday, babe! We’re such a great match because you hate celebrating your birthday, and I’m just too darn lazy to plan anything.”

55. “Happy birthday to someone we’ll never have to say “died too young”.”

56. “Wishing you a very happy birthday. You don’t look a day over whatever age you were just a few years ago.”

57. “Happy birthday! Let’s go see Jurassic World. It’ll make you feel less like a dinosaur.”

58. “I was going to send you a paper card, but my Internet connection came back just in time for me to send you his message.”

59. “Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.”

60. “Happy birthday! We’re so glad we can count you among the living for another year.”

61. “Happy birthday weekend! You’re so lucky that you don’t have to endure an office birthday party.”

62. “It’s your birthday – a time for celebration. You’ve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home. Happy birthday!”

63. “Happy birthday to someone who’s age has finally surpassed their number of Twitter followers.”

64. “I’m sending this birthday wish to someone who is now too old to sit through a whole movie without having to get up to use the bathroom.”

65. “I hope your birthday is filled with happiness and joy. Oh, you’re spending it with your family? I’m sorry –truly.”

66. “For your birthday this year, I’m going to give you a piece of paper that might be worth $450 million – but is probably really worth nothing.”

67. “Happy birthday to someone who is so old and lonely, they could be the subject of a spooky Halloween ghost story.”

68. “Happy birthday! May you live to be so old, handicapped stalls become a necessity and not just a spacious place to do your business.”

69. “I hope that you live to be so old, your family members talk about you like you’re not even there. Happy birthday!”

70. “Hey – don’t stress about getting older. You’re still young enough to be a professional curler, and that’s saying something. Happy birthday!”

71. “Happy birthday! I would have bought you a present, but I didn’t think you wanted me to take money out of the alcohol budget.”

72. “Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age.”

73. “May you live long enough to be the direct cause of a Silver Alert. Happy birthday!”

74. “Happy birthday to someone I truly hope is not having a mid-life crisis.”

75. “Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing.”

76. “Congratulations! You’re now so old, you’ll need performance-enhancing drugs just to ride a stationary bike. Happy birthday!”

77. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have sent out birthday wishes on MySpace.”

78. “Happy birthday to someone who is almost old enough to die from the flu.”

79. “Happy birthday to a person so old, they use their smartphone to make an actual phone call.”

80. “Here’s to a special birthday! May you get so intoxicated, you forget how old you’re getting.”

81. “I hope your birthday is at least half as exciting as you portray it on Facebook and Instagram. Happy birthday!”

82. “Happy birthday! You’ve now reached an age where it’s no longer appropriate to claim you’re 29.”

83. “Happy birthday to the one person whose agelessness is incredibly irritating.”

84. “Happy birthday and congratulations on becoming that “old, weird” person at summer music festivals.”

85. “It’s your birthday – let’s over-celebrate!”

86. “Happy birthday, girl. I remember a time when you weren’t so disturbingly old.”

87. “Happy birthday to you – and your newest chin.”

88. “Happy birthday! I’m just here for some cake.”

89. “Hey there! Happy birthday! I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake, but I decided to go with a regular cake. Also, I’m really drunk.”

90. “Birthdays are nothing more than nature’s way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake! I’m so glad that today is your birthday, and I can eat – I mean, share – your cake.”

91. “Happy birthday, old man! You know, when I turned two, I panicked because in one year, I doubled my age. I thought, if I keep going this way, I’ll be 64 by the time I turn 5. Thank goodness things don’t work this way.”

92. “Happy birthday to someone who thought they would have it all together by the time they reached this age.”

93. “You look great birthday girl – considering your age. Happy birthday!”

94. “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me. I won’t tell anyone how old you really are.”

95. “They say that wisdom comes with age. That’s why you’re the wisest person I know. Happy birthday!”

96. “You know you’ve reached the old age when you back your car into the neighbor’s swimming pool from across the street and still believe that it was the car’s fault. You’re not quite there yet, but you’re close. Happy birthday!”

97. “As people get older, they gain the respect of the people around them. I just wanted to let you know that today, on your birthday, I have all the respect in the world for you.”

98. “On your birthday, we ask that you kindly act your age – not your shoe size. Thanks!”

99. “Happy birthday! This is the oldest I’ve ever seen you. Just wait until next year.”

100. “Happy belated birthday! I didn’t forget your birthday – I just forgot yesterday’s date!”

101. “Look, if you want me to remember your birthday, you’re going to have to start looking older. Happy birthday!”

102. “I really tried to send you something amazing for your birthday, but I couldn’t fit in any of the boxes at the post office. Happy birthday!”

103. “You may not be getting any younger, but at least you’re still younger than me. Happy birthday!”

104. “You know, when you think about it – a belated birthday wish is really just an extremely early birthday wish for next year. So technically, I’m already covered for next year. Happy birthday!”

105. “You are such a sweet, polite, honest and witty person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today!”

106. “I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arriving tomorrow. Happy birthday!”

107. “Happy birthday. I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you don’t look old. That’s what your relatives are for.”

108. “I know you really want to turn back the clock, but with the number of years you’ve racked up, I’m really not sure that’s even possible. Happy birthday anyway!”

109. “Happy birthday! I hope you don’t mind, but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year. You’re going to love it!”

110. “Happy birthday to someone who is officially so old, it’s creepy to watch teenage vampire movies.”

111. “I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year.”

112. “Happy birthday! I just wanted to let you know that I picked out your coffin on the way here.”

113. “Congrats – you’re officially too old to go to rock concerts. Happy birthday!”

114. “Happy birthday. By the time you reach the next “new 40”, you’ll already be dead.”

115. “Hey, happy 29th birthday – again. For the 20th”

116. “Now you know you’re getting old when you can’t even remember how old you are. Happy birthday!”

117. “I had plans to put an awesome, gorgeous present in your cake, but honestly, I didn’t want to get frosting in my hair. Happy birthday!”

118. “Happy birthday! It’s great to be healthy, young and filled with so much energy. Can you even remember what that was like?”

119. “Alright, you can light the candles on your birthday cake now. I’ve alerted the fire department. Happy birthday!”

120. “You’re at that age where you’re old enough to know better, but you’re still young enough to do it anyway. Happy birthday and enjoy!”

121. “Today, it’s important to smile and laugh as much as you can. You don’t know how much longer you’ll have teeth! Happy birthday!”

122. “Happy birthday! I wish you many more candles, and for a cake that’s big enough to fit them all.”

123. “You’re so special, your birthday should be a national holiday. I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor. Happy birthday!”

124. “Happy birthday! Never let anyone tell you that you’re old – especially if you can actually hear them say it without even having to read their lips.”

125. “Happy birthday! Today, we add another candle to your cake, and your doctor will add another prescription to your arsenal of medication.”

126. “It’s normal to ponder your life’s purpose and to have a personal crisis on your birthday. At least you get to be normal one day out of the year. Happy birthday!”

127. “I try to give people birthday cards that match their age. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get my hands on a stone tablet or some ancient papyrus. This modern greeting will have to do. Happy birthday!”

128. “On your birthday, I want you to remember that it’s not this day that makes you old; it’s the 364 other days in the year. Happy birthday!”

129. “Just this morning I was wishing that you were one year older today. Look at that – my wish came true! Happy birthday!”

130. “On your birthday, I wish you enough air to blow out all of your candles. Happy birthday!”

131. “Happy birthday! Let’s make a deal – I’ll keep the presents, and you keep the age and cake. Come on! It’s a good deal.”

132. “Happy, happy birthday! I hope you enjoy those senior citizen discounts. You truly do deserve them.”

133. “Don’t be depressed about getting old. It sure beats the alternative. Happy birthday!”

134. “Happy birthday to a person that is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds me a lot of myself. :)”

135. “You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it. Happy birthday!”

136. “Happy birthday! No, you’re not getting older. You’re just collecting wrinkles.”

137. “I have some good news and some bad news on your birthday. The good news is that you’re one year older and so much wiser. The bad news? The hangover isn’t going to be any better this year, so please make the most of it! Happy birthday!”

138. “Happy birthday! I got you a pair of sunglasses this year, so you can protect your eyes from the blinding light of all these candles.”

139. “Happy birthday! Not sure if you’re old yet? If you need the kids to help you blow out the candles, you’re definitely over the hill.”

140. “You know, you’re a really hard person to buy gifts for. After searching far and wide, I realized that there’s no greater gift than my presence. That’s my present to you – my presence. Get it? Happy birthday!”

141. “I hope your birthday’s a great one! Just stay away from the karaoke machine, and everyone will have a good time.”

142. “At your age, there’s nothing funny about birthdays. So let’s share a drink and celebrate the times when you were a young spring chicken! Happy birthday!”

143. “Congratulations! There are so many candles on your birthday cake – NASA can see it from space.”

144. “On your birthday, I hope you choose not to resist temptation. The older you get, the more temptation starts avoiding you, so enjoy the sweeter things in life while you still can. Happy birthday!”

145. “Happy birthday! Today is the perfect day to forget all about your cares – and the fact that I didn’t get you a birthday gift.”

146. “When your birthdays start coming more often than you do, you know you have something to worry about. Happy birthday!”

147. “It’s your birthday, so you’re free to cry if you want to. But please don’t. That wouldn’t be much fun for the rest of us. We’d rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent. Happy birthday!”

148. “If I were you, I’d be concerned about my birthday. This year, you’ll probably need a flame thrower to light all of those candles. Happy birthday! Stay safe.”

149. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is wiser, more mature and could care less about material things. That’s why I know you won’t be upset about my lack of a birthday present.”

150. “Birthdays are really a double-edged sword. Sure, they bring parties and good times. But they also bring wrinkles and saggy bits. Happy birthday!”

151. “Time may be a wonderful healer, but it’s a terrible beautician. Oh well! Happy birthday.”

152. “Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday. Just don’t try too hard to blow out your birthday candles this year. You may lose your dentures!”

153. “Happy birthday! Counting your wrinkles is like trying to count the stars in the sky.”

154. “Happy birthday to someone I’m happy to share a cake with! Too bad you won’t be having any.”

155. “Wishing a happy birthday to someone I can only assume was still around when America relied on bayonets and horses.”

156. “Happy birthday! Just 364 more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes.”

157. “Happy birthday. You know, it would be a whole lot easier to get you the perfect gift if you’d just buy one yourself.”

158. “Happy birthday to a rare breed of person that was delivered into this world without a status or update or tweet.”

159. “Happy birthday! I would bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven.”

160. “It’s your birthday! You shouldn’t stop yourself from getting ridiculously intoxicated just because it’s a Monday.”

Check out this wonderful collection of short birthday wishes, quotes, messages Hey, I heard it's your birthday, so I wanted to wish you a happy one, may all your wishes come true! You are the funniest and kindest person I have ever met.

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Birthday is an opportunity to make people feel loved and remembered. So, happy birthday wishes sum up joy, laughter, love and jokes in a very optimistic way, and even though life had many challenges and plenty of reasons not to smile, happy birthday funny quotes and images will remind the beautiful things in the world and put a smile on their face.

Birthdays are really joyful and funny occasions. You should give the birthday messages careful thought. Just to be on the humorous side of things, think of your friend’s personality, and you can always find funniest jokes or hilarious one liners for your greetings.

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  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Wishing you a very funny happy birthday.
  • Hi, my big brother, Surprize, you are become old. I remember our childhood and I surprize your facial change but one thing is not change. That is your big smiling on your face. If I don’t see that smiling, I will not be happy. Don’t care this wrinkles, that is not a wrinkles, all is a experiences. Happy birthday my brother and closest friend.
  • One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Have a great happy birthday fun!
  • My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Have an amazing happy birthday fun!
  • Hey, I know your real age, Please don’t lie everyone. I think every age has specific opportunity and happy. Don’t be past. Happy funny birthday and have a wonderful year like your age
  • I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Wishing you a playful funny happy birthday.
  • Hey brother, read this message until end. And don’t be hate to me:) Come and look from your room’s window to the trees you planted. Are there very difficult? As if my say is of course yes. The trees like you, they are very tall and fat like you. One minute, hey bro you should go to gym. I’m serious. Anyways, the trees you planted become old like you. But you are still my favorite person in the world. Happy funny birthday bro.
  • May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory. Happy birthday sister, have a great joy today.
  • Today, I will not lie to you but may this is painful for you. And This will be my gift for your birthday. All of years, you looking very younger than past years I said. But this is a big lie, sorry bro and happy funny birthday, if you can celebrate this. ahaha.
  • Hurry up stupid!! There is not enough time for your birthday. But still, you don’t have a girlfriend to celebrate your success or to enjoy your time. Your time is passing, do you understand me? Hurry up, because you are older than before your every passing time. Happy birthday and I wish to you a girlfriend you wanted.
  • Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Have a great happy birthday fun!
  • I had an idea for your birthday. Your birthday cake which we wanted is too heavy. And we can’t carried this cake. Why? Because weight of the cake is your age. Come on and help us and let’s eat this delicious cake. Happy funny birthday and enjoy this day. Have a wonderful year.
  • You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
  • Mum, it’s that time of year again! You do make it hard for us, don’t you?! You never chose a favorite cake for us to get, or special thing for us to do. You can never give us a list of things you want or favorite meal for us to prepare! You are the hardest woman on earth to please! For these reasons we were forced to make it up, so don’t blame us if the day is not up to scratch! Happy Birthday to the world’s biggest fence-sitting mum!
  • Today is your day but it is ordinary day for us because all days is special with you.
    Feel ordinary is normally. Enjoy to very ordinary day. I wish you an amusing birthday.
  • Sometimes the number is a just number. If exactly the number is a age. Don’t care wrinkles on your handsome face. You are more handsome with its. Feel free, live what you want and don’t pass life. I love you brother. Have a hilarious birthday.
  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Wishing you a very amusing happy birthday.
  • I think you should get in Guinness Book of Records. ”The oldest person in the world” I don’t know your really age but you are looking so old. Forgive me but this is true. Anyways, have an entertaining birthday but you should write your testament.
  • You know you are getting old when instead of blowing of a candle, you put it off with your saliva because your lungs are too old to produce air. Wishing you happy birthday niece, let lighten up and laugh more.
  • At least today be more happy than yesterday because today is your birthday, your special day. The burning candles, the smiling faces and lovely wishes waiting for you this evening. Don’t care your age, your are just very old and enjoy all of time. But be careful your health, you are not young like old days.
  • How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Wishing you a joyful happy birthday.
  • Of course, you can imagine and hope for amazing gifts, romantic quotes and the girl who loves you. But there are just in your dreams. Not be in reality, sorry but this true and trues can be painful. At least enjoy your dream but live in reality because dreams are waste of time, most of time. Look your around and happy be with this. I wish you amusing birthday with funny mood.
  • Not quite an adult, but no longer a child. This is one of the toughest ages of your life. You have most of life’s firsts to look forward to, and a whole mess of early mistakes to leave behind. Let me give you one single piece of advice, that I wish someone had told me when I was your age: Stay away from bad boys. Wishing you a very funny happy birthday.
  • Dear Brother, I don’t know that do you remember? We did watch so many cartoons with each other. We know they are not real. However you don’t believe me that I know but Batman taked cake ingredients, Hulk maked the cake and Superman brought the cake our doorstep. Hurry up, if you don’t believe me now, they will eat your delicious cake.
  • Smile because today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years yikes! Have happy birthday blessings my dear friend.
  • I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
  • Hello my the brother who I don’t believe you are my brother. Really I didn’t like you anytime from your born. Finally the last year was over and you become more boring and stupid than last year. Finally the last year was over. Although squeeze perfumes you are smelling dirty… Hey you don’t be sad, it is all joke my brother hahaha. Happy birthday bro.
  • If you were a boy I would be telling you to have a great time, not to be shy, to be brave, talk to everyone and not to get into too much trouble! But since you’re a girl I’m obliged to remind you that talking to strangers is a bad idea. Stay away from all naughty looking boys and don’t get into any trouble at all! Enjoy! Have a funny happy birthday!
  • Dear brother, I have bad news for you. We didn’t buy the birthday cake for you because we don’t have money enough for its. We have only candles and lighter. And now it’s oil is end. Do you feel sad, come on! But if I say to you, all is joke. Come on to us and let’s celebrate your birthday, We all have amazing gifts for you. You deserve all, and happy birthday bro.
  • Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just saying. Wishing you happy birthday friend, enjoy a good laugh today.
  • In the world, I just want to your smiling and your happy. Today is special day because your birthday. You are in happiest day in the whole year. When you laugh or showed your teeth, I feel happy and feel shame. Because come on man, fashion of gold teeth was past many years ago.
    And now you still have like golden teeths. Go and brush you teeth please.
  • Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Wishing you a very funny happy birthday.
  • On your birthday, I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel. But you’ll still always be older than me. Wishing you funniest happy birthday.
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Another year older, another cake to eat!

You wake up one day and realize that this day is more special than other days ... it's your bestie's bday! So, obviously you have to blow up her Facebook and Instagram with all the best happy birthday quotes to get her feeling special the moment she wakes up.

Your best friend is one of the most special people in your life. She has been there with you for so many memories both good and bad.

You have had wild times getting into some fun trouble and being partners in crime. You have had amazing experiences maybe traveling or going through life stages together. And you have been supportive through all of the hard times that both of you have come by.

The bottom line is your best friend is so important to you and you want to show them that you always care.

You could bake them a cake. If it were my best friend I would want vanilla with buttercream frosting *cough cough*.

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You could get them an awesome gift, maybe something she has been hinting at for a while. Or something sentimental that would make her smile. Or you could take her out, drinks, dinner all of that fun stuff.

It can be tough to celebrate your bestie's bday if you are far apart.

If you are in Philadelphia and your best friend lives in Boston it can be tough to get up there to see her if you both have busy schedules. But that doesn't mean you still can't do something special!

Sending her a quote or a message just to show that you care is a great way to just warm her heart. It doesn't have to be anything big or fancy to be special. You can just say a few small things and the rest will be taken care of.

If you are running out of funny, sweet or sentimental birthday wishes for your number one, look no further!

We have got a whole list of funny happy birthday quotes and wishes for you to share with your very best friend!

1. That's what best friends are for!

"Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy Birthday best friend!"

2. She is so special in your eyes.

"You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I love you"

3. Best friends are a dime a dozen.

"Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I'm so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day"

4. Sometimes she needs a reminder of how amazing she is.

"Happy Birthday to my amazing, beautiful, and fabulous best friend"

5. That day would be spectacular.

Happy Birthday beautiful friend. May your day be as beautiful as you are"

6. Because she deserves it!

"Happy Birthday. May each an every moment of your special day be filled with the same joy and happiness you bring to others."

7. Your best friend is a queen.

"Every day you sparkle but today you rule! Happy Birthday"

8. You always wish her the best.

"Happy Birthday. Live beautifully, love generously, laugh freely. Thanks for being a fantastic friend. I hope this year brings you the best that life has to offer"

9. She is the one and only.

"Happy Birthday to my irreplaceable friend"

10. Another testament to keeping each other a bit sane.

"Happy Birthday to one of my best friends! Here's to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya"

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11. If it can't be in person then send it over message.

"A big birthday hug for you!"

12. You wish the world for her.

"Wishing my friend a beautiful day. Hopes and dreams I'm sending your way. May all be good and all come true on this very special day for you"

13. Hopefully, it is.

"Happy Birthday to my incredible friend. I hope the year ahead is full of reasons to celebrate"

14. My wish for you ...

"May you live to be so old that the mere site of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers."

15. No limits apply.

"Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, Girl!"

16. Could you imagine not having your best friend there to listen to your everyday rants?!

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous."

17. Wishing you love, every single day.

"I wish for you tremendous love, luck and laughter. For today, tomorrow and for days thereafter. Have a wonderful birthday!"

18. It just doesn't get any better than this level of happiness.

"I hope your Birthday finds you this happy."

19. All of the wishes for her.

"Wishing you happiness to welcome each morning. Wishing you laughter to make your heart sing. Wishing you friendship sharing and caring. And all of the joy the birthday can bring"- Noble Diary

20. *Winky face*

"Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!"

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21. The perfect combo.

"May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!"

22. You can't help that you are so excited.

"Can't keep calm, it's my best friend's birthday"

23. Simple but meaningful.

"I treasure our friendship! Happy Birthday!"

24. She is your ride or die.

"Happy Birthday. My partner in crime, my very best friend"

25. She should shine on this day.

"Happy Birthday my friend! Today is a day to celebrate you, so make it special and surround yourself with everything that makes you feel like the star you are!"

26. You are always her #1 supporter.

"I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and to let you know that you are not alone. Should you need someone to lean on, I will be here for you."

27. Some bday advice for your bestie.

"A new year begins and it's like a movie. You are the director. Make it a good one. Happy Birthday"

28. That's a promise.

"I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you'll wish you'd never been born ... Happy Birthday!"

29. So bright and beautiful.

"Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart... It's your birthday cake"

30. Duh, need I say more?

"Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need."

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31. Sisters from another mister.

You wake up one day and realize that this day is more special than other days it's your bestie's bday! So, obviously you have to blow up her.

Sarcastic, Witty, and Borderline Insulting Birthday Wishes

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Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes

 
Birthday card inscription: Recent research revealed that 4 out of 5 people can expect money in their birthday cards. Happy Birthday, number 5!
Boyfriend: How come you didn’t get me a present for my birthday?!
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Girlfriend: Well, you did tell me to surprise you.
Knock-knock!
 
Who's there?
 
Abby!
 
Abby who?
 
Abby Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday. Soon you will get older and then you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.
From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.
Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake."
 
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.
Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook. Who are you by the way?
You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.
Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.
Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo
Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
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Really? You play so well?
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Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.
I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.
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