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November 14, 2018 Anniversary Wishes 5 comments

To celebrate that, I wish you a very happy birthday. Happy birthday, brother.

Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother

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Happy birthday, my dear elder brother!

When we were kids you guided me
through childhood, and it is no different
now as we are getting older.

You still guide me through life, always
looking out for my best interests.

I am eternally grateful for having such
an amazing elder brother, and I’ll always
look up to you and respect you!

Wishing you the very best birthday this
year, bro!
On your birthday, I want to thank you for always being there for me and for always giving me all of your strength and support, big brother.

You always took care of me with love and tenderness. There is no other love in this world that can be compared to the love of an older brother.

I hope you have a wonderful birthday!
Happy birthday to my very visibly
elder brother!

When people look at us, they have
no trouble distinguishing between
who is older and who is younger!

I still have my youthful look, and
well, grey hair and wrinkles are
on the horizon for you, bro!

Don’t get down about it, though.
I still think you’re young and fun!

Enjoy your special day, bro!
On your special day, big brother, I want to tell you how grateful I am for all of the beautiful things you have done for me throughout the years.

Never will I ever be able to repay you for all the help and all the love you have given me.

I hope you have the spectacular birthday you deserve, big brother!
To my big brother on his special day,
I wish but happiness comes your way.
You know these words are true:
I’ve always looked up to you.

You are stronger,
You are bigger,
Like you, my brother,
There is no other.

You mean the world to me.
We have shared so many great memories,
And even if sometimes we disagree,
Best friends we’ll always be.

Happy birthday once again,
Happy birthday to you,
An amazing man
Whose wishes must come true!
You are a wonderful brother and an amazing person who deserves but gifts and lots of love. So, on this special day of yours, I will give them both to you!

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, big bro!
Today marks another year in the life of an amazing guy: my big brother. We get to choose our friends but we don’t get a say about our family. You must know by now that even if we weren’t brothers, I would take you on as a friend in a heartbeat.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come!
Happy birthday, big bro!

You’re the coolest guy I know and it’s no secret that I’ve always looked up to you. I hope you have a really chill birthday today!

Sending you big hugs and the very best wishes on your birthday!
Happy birthday, big brother!

When I was small, I never really felt like I was little because you would carry me around on your shoulders and from there I could see the whole world.

Today, whenever I feel down or small, you still have the ability to make me feel big and great just with your love and your care. I sometimes feel like I am still being carried around on your shoulders. You have the amazing ability to lift me up and support me when I need it.

May the Lord shed an eternal light on your path, big bro, and bless you with all the love in the world!

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Birthday Wishes For Elder Brother

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150+ Happy Birthday Wishes for Brother

A huge collection of the best happy birthday wishes for brothers, including funny birthday wishes, short messages, and birthday quotes for brothers.

Whether you want something heart-touching or funny, or you want something specifically for your older or younger brother (or even brother-in-law), you'll find an extensive range of sentiments on this page that you can use to wish your brother all the best for his birthday.

The collection including long messages you could write in a card, short ones you could post on facebook, and "happy birthday brother" images that you could choose to send him!

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Last updated: February 22, 2019


Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

If your relationship with your brother is based on teasing and jokes, then these next funny birthday wishes for brothers might be just the right tone to wish your brother all the best on his birthday and to give him a laugh too!

Happy birthday bro! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!

Happy birthday brother! They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. But as we keep on doing the same stupid things we did as kids, I guess we are the exception to that rule.

Happy birthday to a brother who is smart, funny, witty, charming... and reminds me a lot of myself!

Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday brother! Although I'm really not sure why we're celebrating you when it was mom who did all the hard work.

It's remarkable how long we've put up with each other. Happy Birthday.

You're turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!

You're finally 21! Now you can legally do all those things that you've been doing since you were 16! Happy birthday!

No matter how serious life gets, you've got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I've got you bro! Have a brilliant birthday!

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

I wanted to get you something truly amazing and inspiring for your birthday and then I remembered that you already have me. You're welcome. Happy birthday!

The funny thing about you is that even though you age, your maturity level always stay the same! Happy birthday brother!

You asked for it... here is "nothing". You're welcome! Happy birthday.

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time - I know you're my only brother, but still. You're the best I could ask for all year round.

Forget age. If you can still manage to blow out your birthday candles, everything is dandy! Happy Birthday!


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Short Happy Birthday Wishes for Brother

In this section you'll find a large range of short and simple birthday wishes for brothers, perfect for writing in a greeting card message or posting to his facebook page.

Happy birthday to my brother. Here's to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to such a great brother, I hope you have a fun day today!

Happy birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you're around.

Happy birthday to the best brother in the world! Have a fantastic day!

Hooray it's your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn't have to share as kids! Today it's all about you - have fun and enjoy your special day!

Happy birthday bro! Congratulations on another trip around the sun!

No matter what happens in life, never give up on chasing your dreams! You've got this bro! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! My childhood would have been so boring without you to share it with. Thanks for all the awesome adventures we've been on, and I can't wait for the many more fun times to come... starting with celebrating your birthday!

Happy birthday bro! I feel blessed to have a brother and buddy rolled into one. May your special day be loaded with happiness and love.

On your birthday I wish you lots of joy, fun, happiness, love, and all that stuff that doesn't cost a thing... Have a good one!

Happy birthday to my brilliant brother - today we celebrate you! I hope you have a great day and that the coming year is the best yet!

Congratulations on your birthday. Wishing you a truly fabulous day.

I hope you have a spectacular birthday bro, you deserve it!

Another adventure-filled year awaits you, I hope you enjoy it to the full! Happy birthday brother!

Happy birthday! I hope you have a great day today and the year ahead is full of many blessings.

Many happy returns on your birthday! Have a great day.

Happy birthday to my best buddy and brother! I hope you have a good one.

Wishing you all the best on your birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day.

Happy birthday bro! I hope all your birthday wishes come true!

Happy Birthday! I can't wait to see all the adventures we're going to have together this year!

Have a great birthday and enjoy the celebrations, you deserve it!


Is your brother far away from you? Send birthday wishes from a distance to your brother with this sweet birthday message.

Although we're far apart you're never far from my thoughts. Sending you birthday wishes across the miles! I hope you have a great day!


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Heart-touching Birthday Wishes for Brother

Feeling sentimental and want to thank your brother for being there for you throughout your life? These heart-touching birthday wishes will help you find the words to express just how much your brother means to you.

Happy birthday to you! It's the day to celebrate how amazing you are and to let you know that I'm so grateful to have you as my brother and buddy. I hope you have a great day!

I hope you have a brilliant birthday brother, and that this next year is full of exciting opportunities! Keep reaching for those stars, I believe in you!

You truly are an inspiration and role model to me. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend. I hope you have a brilliant birthday!

There's never a dull moment with you in the house, thanks for all the fun and laughter you bring into our lives! May your birthday be full of joy, and may the year ahead be your best one yet! Happy birthday!

Live your life to the full, every bit of it. Don't let fear keep you from doing things you've been longing to do. I'm here to cheer you on! Happy birthday, and may all your dreams come true!

You're a little piece of my childhood that will always be with me. I'm so glad I have someone like you in my life. May we share and make many more memories together, starting with your birthday!

If only everyone had an amazing brother like you! The world would be a much better place. Happy birthday!

You are one of the nicest and most genuine people I know. I'm glad that we're not just brothers, but that we're also best of friends! Happy birthday!

I'm so thankful to have a brother like you to share life's ups and downs with. Thanks for always being there for me and making each day so much fun! I hope you have a very happy birthday!

I hope this next year is smooth sailing. You deserve a break! Best of wishes to you as you celebrate your birthday, and here's to a bright future.

Happy birthday to my awesome brother! The world is a better place with you in it.

Happy birthday dear brother! May you live all the days of your life, each second, each minute, and every day, to the fullest. And may you be showered with blessings and good fortune your whole life through.

Even though we don't see each other every day, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you...just like you've always been there for me. Happy birthday!


These heart-touching quotes are a great starting place for writing sentimental birthday wishes for your brother.

Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.
~ Unknown

I can't promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won't have to face them alone.
~ Unknown

To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time.
~ Clara Ortega

Don't just count your years, make your years count.
~ George Meredith


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Birthday Quotes for Brother

A collection of birthday quotes for brothers, expressing the joy, laughter, and mischief brothers can bring to our lives! Including inspirational brother quotes, funny birthday quotes for brothers, sweet poems, and religious quotes about brothers too.

Most people consider a sibling to be their first friend, and these beautiful quotes about brothers highlight how special and precious these sibling relationships are.

The greatest gift our parents ever gave us was each other.
~ Unknown

Because I have a brother, I'll always have a friend.
~ Unknown

A brother is a friend given by nature.
~ Jean Baptiste Legouve

Not always eye to eye, but always heart to heart.
~ Unknown

There's no buddy like a brother.
~ Unknown

Because brothers don't let each other wander in the dark alone.
~ Jolene Perry

Never hold resentments for the person who tells you what you need to hear; count them among your truest, most caring, and valuable friends.
~ Mike Norton

Help your brother's boat across, and your own will reach the shore.
~ Hindu Proverb

You and I are brothers. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up... after I finish laughing!
~ Unknown

I smile because you're my brother, and I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
~ Unknown

My brother is worth a thousand of your friends.
~ Cersei Lannister (Game Of Thrones)

Brothers make the best friends.
~ Unknown

Brothers are what best friends can never be.
~ Unknown


These quotes reflect on the role of brothers throughout our childhood.

A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.
~ Unknown

Brothers don't necessarily have to say anything to each other - they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other.
~ Leonardo DiCaprio

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're raising boys."
~ Harmon Kellebrew

When I look at each of my brothers, I see two things. First, I see the next place I want to leave a rosy welt. Second, I see a good man who will always be there, no matter how hard life gets for me or him. Then, I get out of the way because I realize he's coming at me with a wet dish towel.
~ Dan Pearce

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.
~ Garrison Keillor

We didn't even realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun.
~ Winnie the Pooh

They say that not matter how old you become, when you are with your siblings, you revert back to childhood.
~ Karen White

Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it's like to have been brought up the way you were.
~ Betsy Cohen

It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on!
~ Unknown


These next quotes try to define "what is a brother" and the role a brother plays in family life.

Brother: a person who is there when you need him; someone who picks you up when you fall; a person who sticks up for you when no one else will; a brother is always a friend.
~ Unknown

Brothers get dirty, play catch, defend & protect, laugh, imagine, build forts, tell secrets, invent, ride bicycles, sell lemonade, catch bugs, build Lego, wrestle, have sleepovers, misbehave, play cars, day dream, climb trees, hold hands, count the stars, fight, build sandcastles; together.
~ Unknown

Siblings (n.) a combination of a best friend and a pain in the neck. They might be the most annoying people around you but you still love them endlessly.
~ Unknown

I'm the oldest, I make the rules. I'm in the middle, I'm the reason we have rules. I'm the youngest the rules don't apply to me.
~ Unknown

What strange creatures brothers are!
~ Jane Austen

He is my most beloved friend and my bitterest rival, my confidant and my betrayer, my sustainer and my dependent, and scariest of all, my equal.
~ Gregg Levoy

Some people don't believe in super-heroes. But they haven't met my brother.
~ Unknown


These next quotes are more sentimental, and talk about the connection and love we feel for our brothers.

Like branches on a tree... we may grow in different directions, but our roots remain as one.
~ Unknown

Love between brothers is messy, loud, rough, sweet, fierce, fun, unique, forever.
~ Unknown

A brother is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit.
~ Unknown

Brothers aren't simply close; brothers are knit together.
~ Robert Rivers

There is no love like the love for a brother. There is no love like the love from a brother.
~ Astrid Alauda

Half the time when brothers wrestle, it's just an excuse to hug each other.
~ James Patterson

Once a brother, always a brother, no matter the distance, no matter the difference and no matter the issue.
~ Byron Pulsifer

My brother may not be always by my side, but he's always in my heart.
~ Unknown


Use these short poems and verses to wish your brother a cute happy birthday in a greeting card message.

You really are a superstar,
the world's best ever bro,
Cool, good-looking, clever too...
it runs in the family, you know!
~ Unknown

Of all the toys I have to play,
I'd choose my brothers any day.
~ Unknown

A brother...
Sees you at your best, sees you at your worst.
Sees you come last, sees you come first.
Sees your lows, sees your highs.
But through all of this, he always stands by.
~ Unknown

All for one and one for all,
My brother and my friend,
What fun we have,
The time we share,
Brothers 'til the end.
~ Unknown


These next quotes about brothers are religious in nature, and celebrate the role of brothers in our lives.

A friend loves at all times, and a brother is born for a time of adversity.
~ Proverbs 17:17

I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three.
~ Unknown

Look how good and how pleasant it is when brothers live together in unity!
~ Psalm 133:1


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Birthday Wishes for Younger Brother

It's typical to have a love-hate relationship with your younger brother, but I'm sure at heart you do care a lot about him! These next birthday wishes for brothers are perfect for saying happy birthday to your little brother and are a mix of sentimental and funny wishes.

In life "you have to appreciate the little things", so on this day I appreciate you my little bro, even though you're usually so annoying! Hope you have a great birthday!

Happy birthday little brother! Please don't tell anyone how old you are this year because then you'll give away my age too!

It's your birthday today, and I'm once again reminded how old I'm getting. Oh well - enjoy your day!

You may not be getting any younger, but at least you're still younger than me. Happy birthday little bro!

I know that I've been a role model to you for your entire life, so on your birthday I just want to say, "You're welcome!" Happy Birthday little brother!

Wait! You're how old!? Excuse me, I need to go see a therapist. You just reminded me how old I am! Happy birthday little bro!

I used to have a sweet, cute, little brother. Now I have you. I'm still trying to figure out what went wrong. Happy Birthday!

I just want you to know that I'm looking out for you today and always will, little brother. Happy birthday!

I really think the universe has so many great things in store for you little bro! Have a great birthday and a great year ahead!

Sometimes you drive me crazy, but I promise I do love you! Happy birthday my cute little bro. Life just wouldn't be the same without you!

Sometimes the littlest things take up the most room in your heart.
~ Winnie the Pooh

As soon as I saw you, I knew a grand adventure was about to happen.
~ Winnie the Pooh

Happy birthday to my little brother! Mom said it would happen one day and she was right - you're hardly annoying at all anymore!

Hope you have a blast on your birthday little bro!


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Birthday wishes for Elder Brother

Birthday wishes for your elder brother so you can wish him all the best on his birthday, and remind him that he'll always be older than you are! But don't worry, there are some sentimental, nice birthday wishes for big brothers too!

As your younger sibling, it's only right for me to remind you on your birthday that you're still older than me. Ha!

When I reach your age I'll still be younger than you, you dinosaur! Happy birthday!

I've learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to not make mom and dad mad. I can't wait to see what you teach me this year! Happy Birthday.

You're not getting older... just more distinguished! Happy Birthday!

We thought we would put the right amount of candles on your cake this year, but we quickly ran out of space! Happy Birthday to my older brother!

Damn you're so old your first pet must have been a dinosaur! Happy birthday older bro!

Happy Birthday brother! Thanks for doing everything wrong first.

They say, "If you don't do wild things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old." Somehow I don't think that will be a problem for you! Happy birthday to my wild big brother!

Thank you for being my protector all these years. One day I hope I can return the favor. Happy Birthday big bro!

To my super brother! You might not wear a cape, but you are a hero to me! Thanks for always looking out for me and making our childhood so much fun! Happy birthday!

May you feel much joy and excitement on your birthday! I know I do, knowing that you will always be older than me! Happy birthday from your little sister!

My dear brother, thank you for being a brilliant mentor and friend rolled into one! I hope you have an amazing birthday filled with joy and delight!

It's the day when I remind you that I'm younger than you and I always will be! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy big brother. Thanks for keeping mom and dad so busy dealing with your antics when we were kids so that I was never punished!


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Birthday Wishes for Brother From Sister

These birthday wishes for brother from sister try to capture the special relationship between brothers and sisters. Perfect for putting in a greeting card message when you can't quite express in your own words how much your brother means to you.

Happy Birthday to the brother who is always there for me come rain or shine. I honestly don't know what I'd do without you! Hope you have a great birthday today, you deserve the best!

There are some things in life that get better with age. And you, my brother, are one of them! Have a great birthday!

Happy birthday dear brother. Thanks for always believing in me and cheering me on in life! I hope you have a brilliant day and an awesome year!

The only thing better than having you as my brother is my children having you as their uncle. Happy birthday!

I can't promise to solve all your problems, but I can promise you won't have to face them alone. Happy birthday bro!

Hang on, just how did you grow up so fast? I still remember playing in the park, sharing ice creams, all our little fights, and all the fun we had growing up together! They were such special days. I hope you have an amazing birthday today, and that you grab every opportunity life brings you to shine! Happy birthday!

May your birthday be sprinkled with fun and laughter. Have a great day!

Happy Birthday to the sweetest person I know! Have an awesome day and may it be full of many blessings!


These next are funny birthday wishes for brother from sisters.

Amazing, awesome, smart, funny - wait, who are we talking about? Oh sorry, that was me. But you're pretty cool too, bro. Have a very great birthday!

My dear brother, science says that women live longer than men. Since you'll have less birthdays than me, I hope each one of them is extra special. You're welcome. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday bro! I'm just here for some cake.

Just like a fine wine, we get better with age. Okay, technically, we just feel better about our age when we drink lots of wine, so that's why I bought you some for your birthday! Happy birthday, brother!

My brother has an awesome sister. True story.


And here are some beautiful quotes about brothers and sisters.

Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends. Joy and laughter or tears and strife, holding hands tightly as we dance through life.
~ Suzie Huitt

After a girl is grown, her little brothers - now her protectors - seem like big brothers.
~ Terri Guillemets

There can be no companion better than a brother and there can be no friend better than a sister.
~ Unknown

What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.
~ Esther Friesner

Brothers and Sisters.
Peas in a pod,
Bumps on a log,
Bugs in a rug,
Birds of a feather,
Partners-in-crime,
Friends forever.
~ Unknown

Brother and sister, together as friends, ready to face whatever life sends.
~ Robert Brault


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Birthday Wishes for Brother-in-law

A mix of heart-felt and funny birthday wishes for brother-in-laws, so you can wish your brother-by-another-mother all the best for his birthday!

Happy birthday to my brother-in-law and best buddy! I hope you have a great day!

Wishing you a year full of success and happiness. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a great friend and brother-in-law! I hope you have a wonderful day!

Happy birthday to the best brother-in-law! The family gatherings are a lot more fun since you joined the family!

Happy birthday brother-in-law, I hope this next year is even better than the last!

To my brother-in-law, I wish all the best for your birthday.

Happy birthday to my brother-from-another-mother. Hope it's a great one!

Happy birthday! Time to eat, drink, and be merry!

Happy birthday to the best uncle and brother-in-law a family could ask for!

I know our family is a bit weird, but we are happy you are a part of it. Happy birthday brother-in-law!


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Belated Birthday Wishes for Brother

Uh-oh, did you miss your brother's birthday? Make amends with one of these belated birthday wishes for brothers. Remember, it's better late than never!

I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday, but who's here with you today? That's right! Me. Happy birthday bro!

I thought I would leave you a while to come to terms with your age before sending your birthday card this year. You're welcome. Happy Belated Birthday!

I may have forgotten your birthday, but at least I remembered that I forgot!

I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

I didn't really forget your special day, I just figured you deserved more than one. Happy Belated Birthday!

You know what they say about birthday wishes - better late than never! Happy birthday bro!

Happy Birthday! (Leave it to me to say the right thing at the wrong time.) I hope you had a good one!

Oh crap! I missed your birthday! I wish I had a great excuse like I was busy saving the world or something, but unfortunately not. Sorry for being a terrible sibling! I hope it was a good one!

I didn't really forget your birthday. I just wanted to help you prolong the celebrations! Happy belated birthday!

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Your brother is surely one of a kind and to honor that and let him know that you care about him, it would be really great to remember his birthday and more than that, greet him.
You can do this together with reminding him of how crazy he really is.
Here are some happy birthday crazy brother wishes that you can use to inform him that you want to celebrate his big day together with him because you are the best kind of sibling in this world.

Happy birthday crazy brother, I wish we can have more time to bond together, you know?

Hey bro, you may be weird, but I love you a lot, may you have a lot of fun on this special day.

  

I am so happy for all the things that you have achieved in your life, you are the best bro ever!

May you always find happiness and peace in the things you do, my big bro, I care for you!

There is nothing you can do that can take every piece of admiration I have for you, my bro.

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You are one of the best brothers that I have and I thank God for this day of your birth, really.

I may be older than you but I sure know how to have fun, happy birthday crazy brother.

How I wish you are still closer so that our family can somehow celebrate this day with you.

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Why did you leave for a college so far away, until now I still cannot understand that, sibling.

I just want to give you a heads up that you are awesome, happy birthday crazy brother.

Everything feels so mess up right now and I don’t really know what to do but I miss you, bro.

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Have a great day and enjoy in your life!
  

Happy birthday crazy brother, may you always know that I love you and I am here for you.

You are the best sibling in the city, maybe even in the world, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, you may be far away now, but we’ll get together real soon.

How are things going to end I am not sure, but I pray for your bright future, my dear sibling.

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You are one in a million, you are the best sibling I will ever have, and you matter to me, dear.

I remember how you helped me build that tree house in the backyard, I am proud of you, sir.

No one ever really matters to me more than you do, my sibling you are the best one for me.

I just wish there is someone out there who will realize how awesome you already are, dear.

When no one in this world is there, I promise that I will be, always and forever, my bro.

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My comrade, you are the one sibling that really get me no matter what I try to do or say.

You are so busy with college but please make time for me, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, may you get that one goal that you have worked hard for.

  

Through this life we live, you are the best gift I ever had, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, just know that I am more than proud of what you’ve done.

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule just to meet me, my dear pal.

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You, my pal are the one that I can talk to about anything at all, enjoy this birthday of yours!

You light up my world with the things you do though they may be weird, thank you pal.

Enjoy this big day of yours, mate, I know you can do all things that you put your mind to.

Amigo, we are in this together, through thick and thin, I will be there for you, I swear that.

You will never be alone as long as you are with me, compadre, I am just right here for you.

When nothing else seems right, I will keep cheering on you, my bro, you matter to me so.

  

I am always happy to see you, you are my idol and I wish I can celebrate this day with you.

You are my confidante, the one to whom I can tell every secret to, enjoy this day, if you can.

Pal, I wish we can spend a whole lot more time together, I miss you a lot, that’s for sure.

Let us keep bonding more, my sib, you are the one I want to bond with right now, my dear.

They may turn the world upside down but you still are my bro, happy birthday crazy brother.

You will always be my number one idol, the one I will always look up to, enjoy your life bro.

You are my pal, the one that I need the most right now, happy birthday a lot, I want you here.

I wish you can see what I’m doing right now, how I try my best to do things, mate, look at me.

Today is a good day so I am going to show you some things you can do more, my dearest pal.

You are the one I love the most in this world and I want you to know that, I love you, chum.

My amigo, you may not notice it buy I am proud of all that you have done in your life.

We are both partners in crime, that’s for sure as much as we are friends we are siblings.

I learned to ride a bike because you taught me how and I appreciate that a lot, my dearest pal.

Thank you so much for being there for me, because it gave me a lot of confidence, dear chum.

Happy birthday crazy brother, keep your feet on the ground even when you are popular.

You deserve everything that you have right now, that is true, happy birthday crazy brother.

I want you to be as happy as you can be, for you are kind, happy birthday crazy brother.

I wish that you would have a great bday party and that I am going to be there on that day.

May you get that dreams that you have long dreamed for you deserve everything you want.

Happy birthday crazy brother, you have been always partial to me and now I’ll dote on you.

What do you want for today, name it and I’ll get it for you, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, have all the fun you can possibly get on this day, alright?

Sometimes when I look at you I see everything that I want to be in the future, thank you bro.

You are my pal, you are the one that matters to me, the one that I look up to ever since then.

We were still kids then but still I want you to know that you matter a lot to me, that you do.

No matter what you do, I swear I will still look up to you, you are my superhero, my pal.

My childhood days was fun because you were there to guide me and help me, big bro.

I have been looking forward to you going home for thanksgiving, on your big day, my pal.

You are the one that makes me rethink things again, thank you so much, my dearest bro.

May you have the happiest bday ever because you are so awesome and it matters a lot.

We are alike, a lot, you and I and it seems to me that you may as well know how I adore you.

My dear brother, I want to be there for you when you graduate at that uni you are right in.

Happy birthday crazy brother, thank you for always being there when I need you the most.

How do I begin to tell you that I want you to be just like you when I grow up, huh, my mate?

It is your bday today and I wish that I can make you as happy as I can, you matter to me.

Then again, I think that you are the person that I want to be with in the near future, my dear.

Let me know if you can be with you so that I can be a whole lot like you, my dearest sibling.

To my favorite sibling, I wish that you would realize how much I adore you a lot, that I do.

When things seem to be coming to an end, may you be here with me and just stay with me.

Happiest day to you and I want you to know that I appreciate everything you have done, bro.

And you somehow found a way to protect me from those bullies and I just have to thank you.

I try my best to accept that you are on your way to greater things and still I miss you a lot.

How do I even begin to trust you when I just want to one with you all the time, my big bro.

I am so tired of everything right now and I wish you were here, so we can unwind, my pal.

I have realized that I am going to be the best person because I feel a lot like you, really.

Happy birthday crazy brother, for always coming to my rescue, know that you are my hero.

Just tell me that you will be there for me and that is enough, enjoy your bday, my dear pal.

Bro, I want to tell you that I appreciate all the things you have done for me all through time.

You are still the one person that I want to joke around with, every inside joke matters, pal.

May you realize that you are the best person that I grew up with, you are my little bro.

My pal, how long has it been since we last saw each other, we should really celebrate now.

Who would have known that I would idolize you so much, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, even now, just seeing you gets me all hyped up, really.

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Cracking a Birthday Joke | Huge List of Funny Birthday Messages and Wishes

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Birthday is an opportunity to make people feel loved and remembered. So, happy birthday wishes sum up joy, laughter, love and jokes in a very optimistic way, and even though life had many challenges and plenty of reasons not to smile, happy birthday funny quotes and images will remind the beautiful things in the world and put a smile on their face.

Birthdays are really joyful and funny occasions. You should give the birthday messages careful thought. Just to be on the humorous side of things, think of your friend’s personality, and you can always find funniest jokes or hilarious one liners for your greetings.

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The Impressive List Of Funny Birthday Wishes & Quotes

  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Wishing you a very funny happy birthday.
  • Hi, my big brother, Surprize, you are become old. I remember our childhood and I surprize your facial change but one thing is not change. That is your big smiling on your face. If I don’t see that smiling, I will not be happy. Don’t care this wrinkles, that is not a wrinkles, all is a experiences. Happy birthday my brother and closest friend.
  • One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Have a great happy birthday fun!
  • My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Have an amazing happy birthday fun!
  • Hey, I know your real age, Please don’t lie everyone. I think every age has specific opportunity and happy. Don’t be past. Happy funny birthday and have a wonderful year like your age
  • I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Wishing you a playful funny happy birthday.
  • Hey brother, read this message until end. And don’t be hate to me:) Come and look from your room’s window to the trees you planted. Are there very difficult? As if my say is of course yes. The trees like you, they are very tall and fat like you. One minute, hey bro you should go to gym. I’m serious. Anyways, the trees you planted become old like you. But you are still my favorite person in the world. Happy funny birthday bro.
  • May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory. Happy birthday sister, have a great joy today.
  • Today, I will not lie to you but may this is painful for you. And This will be my gift for your birthday. All of years, you looking very younger than past years I said. But this is a big lie, sorry bro and happy funny birthday, if you can celebrate this. ahaha.
  • Hurry up stupid!! There is not enough time for your birthday. But still, you don’t have a girlfriend to celebrate your success or to enjoy your time. Your time is passing, do you understand me? Hurry up, because you are older than before your every passing time. Happy birthday and I wish to you a girlfriend you wanted.
  • Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Have a great happy birthday fun!
  • I had an idea for your birthday. Your birthday cake which we wanted is too heavy. And we can’t carried this cake. Why? Because weight of the cake is your age. Come on and help us and let’s eat this delicious cake. Happy funny birthday and enjoy this day. Have a wonderful year.
  • You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
  • Mum, it’s that time of year again! You do make it hard for us, don’t you?! You never chose a favorite cake for us to get, or special thing for us to do. You can never give us a list of things you want or favorite meal for us to prepare! You are the hardest woman on earth to please! For these reasons we were forced to make it up, so don’t blame us if the day is not up to scratch! Happy Birthday to the world’s biggest fence-sitting mum!
  • Today is your day but it is ordinary day for us because all days is special with you.
    Feel ordinary is normally. Enjoy to very ordinary day. I wish you an amusing birthday.
  • Sometimes the number is a just number. If exactly the number is a age. Don’t care wrinkles on your handsome face. You are more handsome with its. Feel free, live what you want and don’t pass life. I love you brother. Have a hilarious birthday.
  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Wishing you a very amusing happy birthday.
  • I think you should get in Guinness Book of Records. ”The oldest person in the world” I don’t know your really age but you are looking so old. Forgive me but this is true. Anyways, have an entertaining birthday but you should write your testament.
  • You know you are getting old when instead of blowing of a candle, you put it off with your saliva because your lungs are too old to produce air. Wishing you happy birthday niece, let lighten up and laugh more.
  • At least today be more happy than yesterday because today is your birthday, your special day. The burning candles, the smiling faces and lovely wishes waiting for you this evening. Don’t care your age, your are just very old and enjoy all of time. But be careful your health, you are not young like old days.
  • How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Wishing you a joyful happy birthday.
  • Of course, you can imagine and hope for amazing gifts, romantic quotes and the girl who loves you. But there are just in your dreams. Not be in reality, sorry but this true and trues can be painful. At least enjoy your dream but live in reality because dreams are waste of time, most of time. Look your around and happy be with this. I wish you amusing birthday with funny mood.
  • Not quite an adult, but no longer a child. This is one of the toughest ages of your life. You have most of life’s firsts to look forward to, and a whole mess of early mistakes to leave behind. Let me give you one single piece of advice, that I wish someone had told me when I was your age: Stay away from bad boys. Wishing you a very funny happy birthday.
  • Dear Brother, I don’t know that do you remember? We did watch so many cartoons with each other. We know they are not real. However you don’t believe me that I know but Batman taked cake ingredients, Hulk maked the cake and Superman brought the cake our doorstep. Hurry up, if you don’t believe me now, they will eat your delicious cake.
  • Smile because today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years yikes! Have happy birthday blessings my dear friend.
  • I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
  • Hello my the brother who I don’t believe you are my brother. Really I didn’t like you anytime from your born. Finally the last year was over and you become more boring and stupid than last year. Finally the last year was over. Although squeeze perfumes you are smelling dirty… Hey you don’t be sad, it is all joke my brother hahaha. Happy birthday bro.
  • If you were a boy I would be telling you to have a great time, not to be shy, to be brave, talk to everyone and not to get into too much trouble! But since you’re a girl I’m obliged to remind you that talking to strangers is a bad idea. Stay away from all naughty looking boys and don’t get into any trouble at all! Enjoy! Have a funny happy birthday!
  • Dear brother, I have bad news for you. We didn’t buy the birthday cake for you because we don’t have money enough for its. We have only candles and lighter. And now it’s oil is end. Do you feel sad, come on! But if I say to you, all is joke. Come on to us and let’s celebrate your birthday, We all have amazing gifts for you. You deserve all, and happy birthday bro.
  • Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just saying. Wishing you happy birthday friend, enjoy a good laugh today.
  • In the world, I just want to your smiling and your happy. Today is special day because your birthday. You are in happiest day in the whole year. When you laugh or showed your teeth, I feel happy and feel shame. Because come on man, fashion of gold teeth was past many years ago.
    And now you still have like golden teeths. Go and brush you teeth please.
  • Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Wishing you a very funny happy birthday.
  • On your birthday, I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel. But you’ll still always be older than me. Wishing you funniest happy birthday.
  • We ought to grow up and make the wrinkles our medals of the life we have come through,they are us and what makes us celebrate each birthday.

Check out the list and you will find hilarious birthday wishes for friend, brother, sister, cousin, mom, dad, you name it, so that special day will go.

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