Birthday Messages for a Beautiful Woman. Wishing this special occasion of your life, knowing that your natural beauty is beyond description.
Whether it is the birthday of a friend, sibling or relative, the best way you can wish them is through a combination of magical words. People tend to love everything that makes them laugh, be it a joke, quote or person and so we have a list of funny birthday wishes that will help you greet the birthday boy or girl in a humorous way. Despite the fact that a surprise party and gifts are important to make a person feel good on his/her birthday, but have you ever thought making someone feel special rather than just good on this great day? Funny Birthday wishes create a different kind of impact that is matchless and if the wish makes the person laugh, it definitely remains memorable.
One of the most difficult tasks in this world is to make someone laugh and here we have a ton of funny birthday wishes that may not make the birthday boy or girl burst into laugh but will create a mixture of emotional and comedy impact. This will make your wish stand out from other people who would be using typical birthday wishes. If you use these wishes creatively in a humorous manner, it could create a great impact.
- Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
- For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
- I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
- Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!
1: ) Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.
2: ) At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!
3: ) Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!
4: ) Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
5: ) 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!
6: ) It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
7: ) Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
8: ) It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?
9: ) Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
10: ) Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?
11: ) You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
12: ) Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.”
13: ) On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
14: ) It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.
15: ) See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!
16: ) Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
17: ) May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!
18: ) No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.
19: ) Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.
20: ) It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
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21: ) You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
22: ) May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
23: ) Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.
24: ) Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!
25: ) Like good wine, you get better with the years.
26: ) Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
27: ) Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.
28: ) I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
29: ) Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
30: ) In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
31: ) If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!
32: ) So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
33: ) People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.
34: ) I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
35: ) So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
36: ) Better to be over the hill than buried under it.
37: ) Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!
38: ) It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
39: ) The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.
40: ) It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday! Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your moth
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41: ) Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?
42: ) What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!
43: ) Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.
44: ) You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
45: ) Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!
46: ) Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!
47: ) Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.
48: ) It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.
49: ) People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
50: ) In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!
51) Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.
52) Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and fewer hairs on your head!
53) I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.
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Looking for inspirational birthday quotes?
It is always fun to celebrate birthdays, as well as to think about the many things that have been said about or that relate to them. Aside from getting wiser, one can delight in good food and good company.
Here are some awesome birthday quotes to liven up your big day, and perhaps even share with family and friends.
Since first reading Dr. Seuss, my favorite birthday quote has been:
1.) “Today you are You; that is truer than true.
There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” – Dr. Seuss
Getting older (and hopefully wiser), we face old age, our senior years. Perhaps Emily Dickinson has the right idea:
2.) “We turn not older with years, but newer every day” – Emily Dickinson
Sam Hagar reinforced this idea saying:
3.) “Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” – Sam Hagar
Can we live with that idea? Here’s what I always say:
4.) “Wow, thank you Lord for another great chance to make a difference.”
Yes, I am grateful that I’m still alive. But life isn’t forever, so remember:
5.) “Live as if you were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever.” – Mahatma Gandhi
Henry Ford agreed:
6.) “Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80.
Anyone who keeps learning stays young.
The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young”. – Henry Ford
Band leader, Les Brown emphasized:
7.) “You’re never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream” – Les Brown
George Eliot said:
8.) “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot
While I was still in school, I had to read writings by ancient philosophers. I never thought they were relevant to me. As another birthday approaches, I’ve looked at some of those words of wisdom, re-evaluating their relevance.
Perhaps they are things that I’ve learned to live by, to accept – and yes – use as birthday quotes:
9.) “God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to
give ourselves the gift of living well,” – Voltaire
A great birthday quote by William Shakespeare’s is:
10.) “With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” – William Shakespeare
Mark Twain agreed,
11.) “Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.” – Mark Twain
Certainly some good things to remember as we celebrate birthdays! Samuel Ullman said:
12.) “Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.” – Samuel Ullman
At birthday gatherings you also might also want to quote:
13.) “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words,” – Plautus
14.) “Man’s main task in life is to give birth to himself,
to become what he potentially is,” – E. Fromm
15.) “Age is opportunity no less than youth itself,” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
16.) “Happiness is when what you think, what you say,
and what you do are in harmony,” – Mahatma Gandhi
Or you might hear:
17.) “I’m like a fine wine. They don’t bring me out very much
But, I am well preserved,” – Rose Kennedy
18.) “Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art,” – Eleanor Roosevelt
Of course in discussing getting older, other pearls of wisdom are shared:
19.) “The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune,” – English Proverb
20.) “None are as old as those who have outlived enthusiasm,” – Henry David Thoreau
21.) “It’s not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old,
They grow old because they stop pursuing dreams,” – Gabriel G. Marquez
Another great birthday quote, this one by a comedian is:
22.) “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter,” – Jack Benny
Another by George Burns is,
23.) “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” – George Burns
With laughter, Bob Hope said,
24.) “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope
Who would want to fix things?
25.) “If we could be twice young and twice old,
we could correct all our mistakes,” – Euripides
For those with a strong belief in God:
26.) “Our life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life,” – Billy Mills
Hearts are always mentioned with birthdays:
27.) “Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty –
They merely move it from their faces into their hearts,” – Martin Buxbaum
28.) “The heart of the giver makes the gift dear and precious,” – Martin Luther
Some U.S. Presidents have made some birthday quotes:
29.) “Be sure you put your feet in the right place,
then stand firm,” – Lincoln
30.) “Whatever you are, be a good one.” – Lincoln
31.) “Let us seek the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past.
Let us accept our own responsibility for the future,” – Kennedy
Words of wisdom for aging from Confucius:
32.) “Study the past if you would define the future!”
33.) “It doesn’t matter how slowly you go, so long as you don’t stop.”
34.) “Choose a job you love.You will never have to work a day in your life.”
35.) “The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.”
As we grow older, may we remember these wise quotes:
35.) “It is not the strongest of the species that survive
But the one most responsive to change,” – Darwin
36.) “It’s the mark of an educated mind to be able to
entertain a thought without accepting it,” – Aristotle
37.) “Life is like riding a bicycle.
To keep your balance you must keep moving,” – Einstein
38.) “Obstacles are those frightful things you see
when you take your eyes off the goal,” – Henry Ford
39.) “Don’t celebrate how old you are,
celebrate the years you survived.” – Touaxia Vang
40.) “Don’t anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen,” – Ben Franklin
41.) “Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” – C.S. Lewis
42.) “Count your age by friends, not years, your life by smiles, not tears.” – John Lennon
43.) “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” – Tolkien
So, as we all age – day by day, and as I pray I get to reach 70 in a couple of years, I often repeat this quote:
44.) “I don’t mind getting older; it’s a privilege denied to so many!” ― Chris Geiger, ‘The Cancer Survivors Club’
45.) “A birthday is the anniversary of your birth. It’s the time most of us reflect over the past year and what we hope for in the coming year.” – Claudia T Hudson
46.) “Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel
47.) “There are two attitudes you can have when it comes to your birthday:
1. be thankful you have lived another year.
or, 2. complain about being a year older.” – Catherine Pulsifer
48.) “When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.” – Cherokee Expression
49.) “Your age isn’t you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.” – M. Rivers
50.) “A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.” – Amit Kalantri
51.) “A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.” – Byron Pulsifer
52.) “Birthdays are inevitable, beautiful and very particular moments in our lives! Moments that bring precious memories back, celebrate the present times and give hope for the future.” – Bsbr Arish
53.) “Your birthday is my pleasure. You are my sweetest treasure.” – Danny Demeersseman
54.) “We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.” – Lauren Hutton
55.) “Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Your first birthday was a beginning, and each new birthday is a chance to begin again, to start over, to take a new grip on life.” – Wilfred Peterson
56.) “I enjoy celebrating birthdays. Everyone should have their birthday celebrated.” – Loraine D. Nunley
57.) “May your years be counted not by your age
but by how you spend your days.” – Catherine Pulsifer
58.) “Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” – Jean Paul Richter
59.) “Birthdays come but once a year, celebrate and be of good cheer.” Robert Rivers
60.) “Each year as our birthday comes, our thoughts and beliefs may change a bit from year to year. But believe our wish for you is always the same, may you find happiness and blessings all of your days!” – Catherine Pulsifer
Birthdays are special days – not only to celebrate among people we love, but also to remind us of how far we’ve come in life. During this occasion, keep these beautiful quotes handy as a gift to yourself.
Birthday wishes for friend should be the cutest, the sweetest and most of all very touching. Choosing a lousy greeting card would be an insolence to your friendship. You can greet your best friend by posting crazy stuff on Facebook or tweeting hilarious rants on Twitter. Look for the best friendship pins on Pinterest and share it. You can also create a handcrafted note and send it together with your gift. Greet your friend personally with lots of hugs and smiles. This is just some of the things that you could do to celebrate the birthday of someone whose been with you through thick and thin.
A few years back, Christians do not celebrate birthdays since it is considered as a pagan tradition. In fact, birthday celebrations are treated as evil by the Christian Church. It was during the 4th century when Christians altered their perception. They started celebrating the birthday of Jesus Christ which became the Christmas holiday. Ancient Greeks also believed that each person has his/her own spirit who would attend his/her birthday celebration.
Your happy birthday wishes should express your genuine feelings in a unique and original way. Since best friends are rare then it’s only right to choose excellent birthday greetings that are rare. Moreover, it should reflect the true personality of the celebrant. In expressing your feelings towards your friend, make it natural and just be yourself. Examine your friend carefully. Can he/she take a joke? If so, then be sure that your joke is not too sarcastic.
According to Hubert Humphrey, “the greatest gift of life is friendship”. Simply put, your best friends deserve to have the very best birthday wishes. That’s why we offer only the most excellent birthday wishes for friend. True friends will always stay with you no matter what, thus, it’s only reasonable to express the right words during this most paramount day of the year for them. Here is a unique collection of birthday wishes for friend for your best friends.
Let your friend know that you’ll always be there for him/her.
Without you, my life would be empty. Happy Birthday My Friend!
Your friendship is as sweet as this cake.
Happy Birthday to a friend who always stays in my heart forever.
Thank you for all the understanding that you gave me.
A true friend will always be there all the time.
Best friends will treat you special and will always care for you.
May your birthday brings you all the things you love, you deserve it!
You’re not just a good friend, but a wonderful person too!
May you have a wonderful year!
Wishing you an amazing year ahead of you!
Today is your day, hope you’ll enjoy it!
I wish you the most exciting and adorable day on your birthday!
May this special day brings you lots of love, fun, and much more!
I hope that everything you’ve dreamt of will come true today!
May this exceptional day brings you oceans of joy and fun!
A warmest birthday greetings to the most amazing friend!
Thank you for being the source of my happiness and strength!
I wish you all the great things in life!
May this day be as incredible as you!
Have a super duper birthday, bestie!
Thank you for staying by my side during all the ups and downs.
May your life be a blooming garden in spring!
Make this special day be an unforgettable one!
Today is all about you, so enjoy all the things that you like to do!
Searching for a true friend like you is like searching for a four leaf clover. I’m so lucky to have you! Happy Birthday, BFF!
You’re a special friend who deserves a special day!
Thank you for bringing joy into my life!
Thank you for making me smile and laugh!
Let’s make this day even more fun!
God has given me an amazing gift, a special friend like you!
On this day, I hope you’ll have the determination to turn your dreams into reality!
I wish your life will be filled with love, happiness, and warmth!
Today is the perfect day to tell you that you’re such an amazing friend!
Wish your birthday is filled with fun and wonderful surprises!
Pop the champagne, hurl confetti and make some noise!
Special friends are rare, I’m so happy to have you in my life!
Birthdays are very valuable celebrations.
A birthday is a time for looking back on what we have done and to look forward on what we can do.
Birthdays comes only once a year but a good friend like you comes once in a lifetime.
Thank you for coming into my life! Best wishes on your birthday!
Wishing you another year of joy, fun, and laughter.
Thank you for all the love.
Birthdays are the best time to let your friends know how much they mean to you.
Sending birthday wishes for friend reminds him/her that he/she is a significant person in your life.
Warm and heartfelt birthday wishes for friend can brighten up their day!
Happy Birthday to my reliable friend! I wish you’ll never change!
I wish that all your cherished dreams and goals will come true this year!
On your birthday, I wish you lots of joy and happiness!
May you have the best birthday!
Today is not an ordinary day, it’s your birthday! I wish you’ll have a happy one!
May you have an amazing birthday today!
May you’ll be the happiest person on this planet!
May everything in your life is going well.
Make every new birthday better than the previous one.
Celebrate every day with hope, excitement, and laughter!
May your birthday be as glamorous as you are!
May this birthday bring you something beautiful!
Let this day be remembered with a smile.
Wishing you hope and peace when everything seems to be empty.
On your birthday, may you get everything that you’ve wished for!
Choose the best wish, you’ve only got one chance a year!
May you’ll always be surrounded with your good friends!
Have a fabulous birthday!
May your success get doubled and your joys get tripled!
Have an awesome birthday, my dear friend!
Always stay blessed and do what you love the most.
Wishing you an unending happiness!
Have a great, great birthday!
On this special day, free your soul and be happy!
Sing and dance like crazy, after all, it’s your birthday!
May you’ll get the best of everything!
Birthday wishes for friend can be fun. You can get creative and choose the style that you like the most. You can either make it short and sweet, humorous or sentimental. Nowadays, birthday greetings can be done through the social media such as facebook, Instagram, twitter and others.
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You are the sweetest girl I know
You are the sweetest girl I know. My wish is that you have many more sweet years. I hope you never change, but if you do, I’m sure you’ll just get better and better. Have a sweet birthday, you sweet girl!
A very happy birthday to the prettiest girl I know
A very happy birthday to the prettiest girl I know! Never change, I love you just the way you are. There isn’t any other person in this world as charming and as stylish as you are.
I wish you many more stylish days for your future!
You are the most special girl in my life
You are the most special girl in my life. The bond we share is uncanny; you know my thoughts even before I have them.
You are amazing, a force of nature. You know where you are going and how you are going to get there and no one can stop you.
Happy birthday and may all your wishes come true!
As you grow older, you become more beautiful
You are amazing, sweet girl. I didn’t think it would be possible, but it is true, as you grow older, you become more and more beautiful. I only believe it because I have seen it.
I wish you a wonderful birthday!
You are such a wonderful person
Happy birthday, sweet girl of mine! You are such a wonderful person and I want to thank you for being in my life.
May all of your dreams and aspirations in life come true and, on this day of happiness, may you have all the fun in the world!
You are a ray of sunshine on a rainy day
Beautiful girl, you are a ray of sunshine on a rainy day, a hot summer breeze on a cold winter morning.
You are my special girl and I want to wish you a happy birthday and many more glorious days to come!
You make everything more beautiful
You make everything around you more beautiful just by being there, pretty girl.
You truly are one of nature's many wonders, no one else can quite compare to you. Your smile is brighter than a thousand suns and sweeter than all the sugar canes. You make everyone happy.
I hope you have a fantastic birthday and many more fantastic days to come!
The most beautiful little princess ever to exist
Happy birthday to the most beautiful
little princess ever to exist!
I hope you have a magical day, and that
everything you wished for comes true!
Wishing you only the happiest things
in life and a very happy birthday,
my sweet little girl!
You are the prettiest thing in the world
I went on a mission to find you the prettiest thing in the world to offer you for your birthday. But then I realized that this was an impossible mission, since the prettiest thing in the world is you.
Happy birthday, pretty girl!
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