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October 05, 2018 Anniversary Wishes 1 comment

A nice collection of funny birthday wishes for family and friends. Great for Facebook and I've met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you're not one of them.

Lovely Captions for Best Friend’s Birthday!

  • I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a fantastic birthday!
  • You simply are the best. Never spend a moment doubting it. Keep shining, my bright star. Have the best birthday!
  • I am grateful that you are a part of my life. All the best on your birthday!
  • In good times and bad, I’ll always be by your side. Happy birthday friend!
  • Happy, happy birthday! You deserve all the cakes, love, hugs and happiness today. Enjoy your day my friend!
  • May God shower you with blessings today and always. Happy birthday wishes for my friend!
  • Happy, healthy, exceptional, rocking birthday to you my friend!
  • Every step of the way you were there for me. Through thick and thin I’ll always be there for you. Happy birthday wishes!
  • Thanks for another year of being an awesome friend. Happy birthday dear friend!
  • I am grateful for your true friendship. Hope you birthday is amazing as you are my best friend!
  • You may be getting older but at least I still look great! Happy birthday best friend!
  • I wish you love, hope and everlasting joy and happiness. Thank you for being my best friend!
  • I am so proud to be your best friend. May you have a happy and healthy birthday!
  • You understand me like nobody else. I have a sibling in you my friend. Happy birthday to my best friend!
  • Thank you always being there to listen. I am so lucky to have you as my best friend. Enjoy your birthday!
  • Happy birthday to my best friend with whom I have spent my best years. Here’s too many more years to come!
  • You are an amazing friend with a good heart. I hope you have the best birthday, and may all your wishes come true.
  • I am so thankful and happy that we are best friends. Enjoy your birthday and happy birthday wishes for my best friend!
  • Happy birthday to my best friend, the one who laughs at my silly jokes and still stands beside me even when I do dumb and stupid things!
  • You are the sister that I never had. I love you so much, bestie. Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday to my best friend! We are such a great team: I am smart, good-looking and talented and you are great at being my friend!
  • May your birthday be more fun and magical than a unicorn farting glittery hearts!
  • Old enough to know better. Young enough to get away with it.
  • Many friends come and go but only a true friend leaves his footprints in our hearts. Happy birthday to my best true friend!
  • On this day, the most beautiful mind was born. She is my best friend and I am proud of her.
  • Today it is time to tell you that I have forgotten when you became family to me. Happy birthday, my dearest friend!
  • A friend is always valuable but a best friend’s value cannot be counted. So, I cannot tell you how valuable you are to me. Enjoy the day today!
  • A friend is one with whom I share happiness, but a best friend is one with whom I can share grief, too. Happy birthday to my best friend!
  • I am going to spend one more year with my friend. May God bless you on your birthday for the fulfilment of all your dreams and wishes!
  • Happy birthday to a dear friend who’s gorgeous, brilliant, funny, talented, and reminds me so much of myself.
  • I wish you love, hope and everlasting joy and happiness. Thank you for being my best friend.
  • Happy birthday my dear friend, may the bright colours paint your life and you be happy forever. Stay blessed.
  • Happiness begins with your smile and let your smile change the world dear. Happy birthday to you. Have fun.
  • When nothing goes right, I go to you. You’re my go to person at every hour. Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday to my idiot friend who is still a kid at heart. Lots of happy returns of the day.
  • Nothing can be as joyous as spending time with you, let today be the best of all so far. Happy birthday friend, you are loved.
  • Happy birthday, may this day bring much joy, happiness and health to you. Enjoy.
  • A friend is someone who always has your back, no matter what. Happy birthday friend, I have yours.
  • Finding someone perfect isn’t friendship, embracing their imperfections and still being their friend is one. Happy birthday dear.
  • If I could gift you anything, I would gift you the ability to see yourself through the eyes of others. Happy birthday champ.
  • Happy birthday, we grew up together doing crazy things and now its time to do bigger ones.
  • Happy birthday dear, may this day comes back in your life for a thousand more years.
  • Having you as my friend is a privilege to me. Happy birthday. You are precious.
  • Never think you are alone, I am always there for all your fixes. Happy birthday.
  • Happy birthday to someone who still waits for his birthday like a child every year. The day is finally here. Have fun.
  • Happy birthday to you, to the one who never lets a day pass gloomy. You are our party animal. Party hard today.
  • Happy birthday dear. You have been there in my life as a guiding light. Stay blessed.
  • People come and go but true friends always stay. Happy birthday lad.
  • Your birthday is also mine to celebrate. Happy birthday dear. Let us have fun together today.
  • I learnt the meaning of true friendship from you. Happy birthday my friend. Always going to be there for you.
  • Your friendship is like oxygen. Cannot live without it. Happy birthday friend.
  • I cannot imagine how cute you would look with all those cake on your face. Happy birthday to you.
  • Keep Smiling, Be happy, and make all your dream comes true in coming years. Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
  • This is a very special milestone in the journey called life. Wish God will make this milestone full of joy and happiness.
  • Birthday is the day when you reborn, let’s celebrate it big, Happy birthday.
  • It’s the perfect day to take a new resolution for the upcoming New Year in your life. Wish you a promising birthday.
  • Happy birthday to the most beautiful person I have ever met on this earth. Happy birthday.
  • I wish this day will be the most special day of your life after receiving countless good wishes from me. Happy birthday!
  • Don’t ever change, because you are just amazing the way you are. Happy Birthday my dear friend.
  • Here I am wishing birthday the sweetest and coolest person ever I meet. Have the happiest birthday.
  • Wish you will have an extraordinary birthday like the most outstanding you are. Happy birthday, dear.
  • You are an amazing person in every way. Keep smiling and enjoy this special day.
  • I was thinking to gift something cool, funny and amazing, then suddenly I remember you already have me in your life.
  • Don’t think you are getting older; think how classic you are getting by claiming one more year. Happy birthday!
  • Another year has passed, thanks for adding wonderful memories that we add together. Happy birthday, dear.
  • Smile, Smile, Smile, and keep smiling because of your birthday here. Happy birthday, dude.
  • More candle and cakes are waiting to add happiness on your birthdays. Wish you a very happy birthday.
  • Wishing you a day that is as special in every way as you are. Happy Birthday.
  • A birthday is a most special day in one’s life. Enjoy yours to its fullest.
  • Have a wonderful, happy, healthy birthday now and forever. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to the best person I know. Your integrity is to be admired and your life is to be celebrated. Here’s to you, my friend!
  • The sun is shining more brightly today as a way to wish you Happy Birthday.
  • Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.
  • Happy Birthday to a person who’s charming, talented and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.
  • Take a day off to celebrate your birthday. Take a year off and tell people you are younger. Happy Birthday.
  • Your birthday comes once a year. So, make sure this is the most memorable one ever and have an amazing day!
  • Words are too few to wish you a good birthday. It is your special day. Make it the best.
  • Happy Birthday to one of my most dear friends on the entire planet. Hope you have a day as wonderful as you!
  • I have been looking forward to your birthday so I can drown you in gifts. Happy birthday to the best friend a person could ever dream of having!
  • Today is a perfect day to tell you that you are a wonderful friend. Happy Birthday.
  • You’re such a special friend. It’s a pleasure to remember you anytime, especially on your birthday. Have a great day ahead!
  • Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I’m so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day.
  • You are a true friend, so please don’t ever change ever! Happy Birthday, and may every wish you have come true.
  • For many people, the word friend is just a sequence of letters. For me, it is the source of happiness and strength. Happy Birthday, Buddy!
  • Special friends are rare to find, but I am glad that you are one of mine! Happy Birthday to a friend I’ll never forget.
  • Because I have a friend like you, everyday feels like a holiday. I can’t wait to celebrate your birthday like it’s the most important day of the year!
  • As you celebrate your day, I celebrate the beautiful friendship we share! Happy Birthday, dearest friend.
  • It feels amazing to have a friend like you in my life. Have a happy and fun-filled birthday, buddy!
  • Friends – The only thing you could never have too many off! Thank you for being my friend. May all your Birthday wishes come true!
  • I feel privileged to have spent one more year of my life with you. Wish you a very Happy Birthday, dear friend!
  • I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I wish to the direction of all happiness changes their direction towards you. Happy Birthday
  • Let’s light up the candles, cut cakes, and celebrate this special day of your life. It’s party time, Happy birthday.
  • I wish you will receive all best things in the world in the coming years, and fulfill all your dreams. Wish you a very happy birthday.
  • Be who you are, because who you are is amazing. Happy birthday to my best friend.
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend and partner in crime!
  • I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!
  • The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Don’t worry. I got you a real present too!
  • You’ll never have to walk the world alone. As long as my heart beats, you’ll have me. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy birthday to my best friend. I hope it is filled with awesomeness!
  • Today is your birthday. It’s the day we celebrate how ridiculously awesome you are!
  • Friendships are like trees. You must water them for them to grow. Happy Birthday dear friend.
  • I don’t know what I would do without a great friend like you. Happy birthday to my best friend!
  • A best friend is someone who makes you feel comfortable being who you really are. Thanks for putting up with my craziness all these years!
  • To my best friend, I wish you all the happiness in the world in the coming year. I hope your birthday is the best and the days after it are even better.
  • Friends are like family that we get to choose. I’m glad I made such a good choice. Happy Birthday!
  • Our friendship is like gold, strong, bright and exclusive. I hope that it never ends. Be happy my lovely friend. Happy Birthday.
  • Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend, the one I care about the most!
  • I hope your birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows & love and laughter.
  • Dear friend, you are so very special and so is your birthday. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to my fantastic friend. I hope this is the beginning of the best year ever. Have a great day!
  • Happy Birthday dear. You have been there in my life as a guiding light. Stay blessed.
  • Wishing you a pot of gold with all the joy your heart can hold. Have a great Birthday.
  • I’m pretty sure we are more than best friends. Happy Birthday my dear friend!
  • Wish you a very Happy Birthday. May life lead you to great happiness, success and hope that all your wishes come true! Enjoy your day.
  • Hope your special day brings you all your heart desires. Here’s wishing you a day full of pleasant surprises! Happy Birthday my friend!
  • For the best person ever, I wish nothing but the best! May you have an amazing today and that you have more birthdays to come! Happy Birthday.
  • May each and every moment of your special day be filled with the same joy and happiness you bring to others. Happy Birthday!
  • Let your all the dreams to be on fire and light your birthday candles with that. Have a gorgeous Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to a dear friend. You’ll be special to me until the end. Celebrate today and know this is true. My life had been blessed, because of you.
  • Friends are more expensive than diamonds, because the diamond has a price. Friends are priceless. Happy Birthday my best friend.
  • On your Birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy. Happy Birthday my dear friend!
  • Friends show their love in times of trouble. I don’t know what I would do without you. Happy Birthday dear!
  • Warm thoughts and best wishes I want to send you today. Let’s take a blissful cheer for this is your day. Happy Birthday my friend.
  • Happy Birthday my lovely friend. I wish you all happiness your heart can hold. Here’s another fabulous year of life! You’re simply the best!
  • Here’s to the sweetest and loveliest person I know. Happy Birthday!
  • You deserve everything that you desire. So, make your Birthday wish and let it fly higher. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to my best friend. May your day be as beautiful as you!
  • Thanks for giving me great memories that will last a lifetime. Best wishes to you on your Birthday.
  • A birthday is a lovely flower that blooms in life’s garden and may that special blossom be bright especially today. Happy Birthday!

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Have you been looking for the best birthday wishes for those people in your life who like the jokes and extra playful pokes? Well then, giving your loved ones a sarcastic birthday wish is definitely the way to go. From naughty wishes to playful, laughter-inducing quotes, sarcastic wishes will make your friends and family feel like you know them well enough to crack up with them- even on their birthdays.

While sarcasm has its limits, and can sometimes go over the line, it is a fun thing to share with those closest to you. With these birthday wishes you can share the gift of laughter, story-telling, and memory-making, all through a few words carefully thought out (or go the option of birthday memes if you want something really simpler). The following is a compilation of the best sarcastic birthday wishes that will no doubt add something extra special to anyone’s birthday.


Sarcastic Birthday Messages

  • For your birthday today I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday.
  • Cheers to you on this very special day. What day is it? It’s the day you shot through your mother’s uterus! Happy birthday.

I will not make any age related jokes because I really feel bad about how old you are. Happy Birthday!

  • Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have a little sister! Happy B-Day, bro.
  • What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years…. Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. Happy birthday.
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  • Oh great, I hear it’s your birthday. Does that mean today you get to use that as your excuse to get wasted? Ok, ok… I’m in… but only because it’s your birthday. #favors
  • Hey! It’s your birthday! I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year. Thanks a million for making your big day mine too!
  • May you live long enough after today to eat lots of cake, kiss someone’s ass, and rob a bank so you can go out in style. Happy birthday, you big trouble maker!
  • Wishing you all the Facebook messages from your crushes that your heart can handle. Happy birthday to the stalker of the century!
  • Young and immature. Those are two words that usually go together- but with you young is gone and immature somehow stayed for a while. Oh well, I guess old and immature works for today. Happy birthday to you, you expired and irresponsible human.
  • If there was a list of words to describe you on your birthday this would be it: bad, naughty, less than perfect, helpless, wasted, immature, bad ass, embarrassingly hilarious… well, you get the point, right? Anyway, happy birthday. I hope that after today I can still put up with you for another year.

Happy Birthday! Welcome to the middle ages.

  • I really try my best to like people. But most of them are so stupid I just can’t. Thank God you’re not one of them- happy birthday.
  • Let’s turn this birthday of yours into the official annual Let’s Get Drunk Day. What do you think? Sounds good right? Happy birthday to my new drinking partner.
  • If today was my birthday I would tell you what I really think of you. But since it’s your birthday I just got you some duck tape so you can shut me up for the next 24 hours. Enjoy it while it lasts.
  • Hey! I hear today is the day you were born into this world… great job for staying with us this far. Happy birthday to the only real psychopath I know.
  • Before I found Pinterest, you were the most creative, interesting, and coolest person I knew. Well, nice job for trying and happy birthday.
  • Some say that age is just a number. I say that’s bullshit. I mean, you’re getting really old. Happy birthday anyway.
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  • Tell me again how old you are? Wasn’t your childhood pet like… a dinosaur? Ha ha… happy birthday you ancient old, awesome human.

Happy Birthday! Congrats on reaching an age when getting a “quickie” means a 15 min nap.

  • On your birthday this year I thought I would do something extra nice. I posted a ton of birthday wishes on your Facebook timeline so you would look way more popular than you are- you’re welcome. Happy birthday!
  • I would call you an angel but we both know you’re not. I would call you amazing but that’s pushing it. I would call you something special but I mean, I have to be honest- after all it’s your birthday. Happy birthday to someone… different. In a good way, of course.
  • It’s like time has stood still- you haven’t changed a bit all these years. Is that a good or bad thing? Either way, have a great birthday.
  • They say that age is just something we experience in our minds- well if that’s true then I guess our bodies didn’t get the memo. Have a great birthday old person.
  • Here’s to wishing you a birthday that doesn’t totally suck! You deserve it. Cheers.

How old? Congrats on reaching an age that doesn’t mean anything at all.

  • You know that we are good friends when I remember your birthday without a Facebook reminder- happy birthday to my best friend ever!
  • Hey birthday girl, I hear you were born today. Congrats on the achievement.
  • Hey birthday boy, I hear you were born today. Congrats on that.
  • If we could reverse time I would want to go back to this very day: the day you were born. Then I could laugh at all your imperfections just like I do now- you must have been one little hot mess. Now you’re just a bigger hot mess. Happy birthday.
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  • After all these years I can’t believe you still put up with me. Well, I guess it’s only fair, since I still put up with you. Happy birthday.
  • Here’s me wishing you all your heart desires on this day. Things like ice cream, sexy men, donuts, fast cars, and more. Happy birthday, you big trouble maker.
  • If life was only about living with love and finding happiness, God wouldn’t have made other stuff: like money, cake and sex. Here’s hoping you get all these things on your birthday. Happy birthday to someone who deserves it all.

Wishing you a birthday that doesn’t totally suck


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In this article, we’ve prepared We have prepared for you: 100 funny Birthday Wishes For For Your loved ones

Birthdays are special events for everyone, and it always brightens our day seeing someone send us a special birthday message. A simple birthday message does not cost much, but it means a lot to the celebrant. Coming up with a good birthday message might not be so easy, hence we have made a huge list of funny birthday messages to choose from for your loved ones.

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1. Can’t tell you how cute you’ll look with all that cake on your face.

2. Its not a prank believe me that box only has a birthday cake.

3. I hope you keep smiling till you have teeth.

4. It’s true that you look like a duck but today I see a swan.

5. I hope you forgive me for eating your lunch, I couldn’t stop myself after all it was your birthday cake.

6. I promise I’ll be a good boy, until I get your birthday treat.

7. Come one show me your smile, you still look young to me.

8. You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire.Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.

9. Lest sing and dance, we can bare your voice today after all its your birthday.

10. You look so like my old grandma; just kidding she has more teeth.

11. If I could fulfill any of your wish then it would be a new car for me.

12.  I heard its your birthday, then where is the treat, many happy returns of the day dumbo.

13. I love when you try, it always make me feel that I am not the only in blunder.

14. It took me an hour to write this poem for you, my Internet was out of speed.

15. No matter how hard I try you’ll always be by my side maybe coz you’re a stalker.

16.  If I could buy this world I would have for you, you know its not true many happy returns of the day!

17. There was king and a queen who were nothing close to you.

18. Lets not worry lets not cry, the troublemaker is in the spotlights tonight.

19. You know that don’t you’re my most favorite but only after candies.

20.  I love you best friend, I love when you by me candies, stickers and rides.

21. I saw you last night; you were looking for the gifts, which were never there.

22. You look so cute in that cap just like my old uncle Groot, just joking happy birthday love.

23. No one will laugh coz it’s her birthday.

24. You know you look like an angle in this dress, who has come straight form the land of telitobies, just kidding you look wonderful love happy birthday.

25. Shit another year of your jokes, may god bless those jokes.

26. Chill you still look younger than my grand mother.

27. I know it sounds funny but still its your birthday so happy birthday pal.

28. Birthdays are like wine the more you have them the more you turn crazy.

29.  Are you kidding it cant be your birthday, you look so lame , happy birthday sugar.

30. I’m sorry I ate your birthday cake, just wanted you to have a sugar free year ahead.

31. You know I love you, but I love your gifts more by the way happy birthday.

32. Smile sunshine , its your birthday, ready for the treat if not then good night. This day an angle came on earth , yes right its our dog Lucy.

33. Can you see the clock its your birthday.

34. I dint ate for 3 days; coz today is my best friends birthday.

35. You know what’s inside this birthday gift, lots of air coz my love is in the air.

36. I loved you once, ill love you twice and until you show your kitten smile.

37. I hope you get the best fish of the sea for your dinner.

38. I’ll never tell anyone, that you love dragon ball z only if you feed me with your cake.

39.  I saved you the last slice of cake, thought Bruno licked it once.

40. I wish I could full fill all your wished, specially those which would benefit me.

41.  Are you out of your mind, who picks up the phone at 12’o clock?! Many many happy returns of the day!

42. Aww you look so pretty in my poodles dress. Many many happy returns of the day!

43. I know I ate your cake but I saved you from diabetes so happy birthday love.

44. May you keep smiling till you have teeth.

45. You look so ugly in that dress, just joking. You look amazing birthday girl happy birthday.

46. I am glad you invited me, now that cake is mine.

47. Lots and lots and love because I forgot to bring you gift.

48. I am soo lucky to have a friend like you and Your parties make me luckier.

49. Look a snow man, just joking you’re an an angel.

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50. You may not have white teeth but you have my blessings.

51. You look really funny with that big hat but in real you are a magician.

52. I am so proud you invited me to this party.

53. Lets all clap and scream, its our little monster’s birthday.

54. You must be glad that I am your dad. I love you soo much that I will eat the entire cake.

55. I promise there is no prank inside this box, its only your cake. Happy birthday lil beasty, you are my princess.

56. I promise I will study hard, only after eating that cake.

57. I broke your vase, but it’s your birthday hurray!

58. I can’t tell you how happy I am , it’s just cause my throats is ill.

59. I saw a pretty girl here and its not you. Just jokig happy birthday love.

60. May you have another sucking year, lol happy birthday.

61.  Another year, another new place that aches.

62. I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires. At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!

63. Better to be over the ground than under it. Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

64. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

65. Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe! May all your dreams come true and nightmare wash away.

66. Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them.

67. Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang.

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68. Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

69. Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

70. May you live to be old and toothless. Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

71. My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!

72. My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!

73. No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.

74. Old enough to know better…young enough to still do it.

75. On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

76. One more year of existence down the drain. People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!

77. I never knew you will grown so tall , higher than a tower . It is magical to see how I am gonna eat all that cake at ones.

78. You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by “for your age.”

79. You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!

80. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

81. You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great vision.

82. To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.

83. Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

84. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

85. Money’s tight,Times are hard, Here’s you friggin birthday card

86. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

87. You’re a hard person to shop for, so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.

88. Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

89. On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!

90. One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

91. People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!

92. Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

93. Stop counting the candles and start thinking about your wishes.

94. Men age like wine, women age like cheese.

95. My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!

96. My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!

97. No wise man ever wished to be younger.

98. Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

99. We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

100. Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

101. Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.

102. Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

103. You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

104. So many candles… so little cake.

105. Remember when 50 seemed old? If you weren’t so old you would!

106. Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.

107. Recently I found out in which sport you would have been best at. Guess what? It’s the reason so many people came to your place.

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Birthday is an opportunity to make people feel loved and remembered. So, happy birthday wishes sum up joy, laughter, love and jokes in a very optimistic way, and even though life had many challenges and plenty of reasons not to smile, happy birthday funny quotes and images will remind the beautiful things in the world and put a smile on their face.

Birthdays are really joyful and funny occasions. You should give the birthday messages careful thought. Just to be on the humorous side of things, think of your friend’s personality, and you can always find funniest jokes or hilarious one liners for your greetings.

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The Impressive List Of Funny Birthday Wishes & Quotes

  • Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Wishing you a very funny happy birthday.
  • Hi, my big brother, Surprize, you are become old. I remember our childhood and I surprize your facial change but one thing is not change. That is your big smiling on your face. If I don’t see that smiling, I will not be happy. Don’t care this wrinkles, that is not a wrinkles, all is a experiences. Happy birthday my brother and closest friend.
  • One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Have a great happy birthday fun!
  • My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Have an amazing happy birthday fun!
  • Hey, I know your real age, Please don’t lie everyone. I think every age has specific opportunity and happy. Don’t be past. Happy funny birthday and have a wonderful year like your age
  • I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Wishing you a playful funny happy birthday.
  • Hey brother, read this message until end. And don’t be hate to me:) Come and look from your room’s window to the trees you planted. Are there very difficult? As if my say is of course yes. The trees like you, they are very tall and fat like you. One minute, hey bro you should go to gym. I’m serious. Anyways, the trees you planted become old like you. But you are still my favorite person in the world. Happy funny birthday bro.
  • May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory. Happy birthday sister, have a great joy today.
  • Today, I will not lie to you but may this is painful for you. And This will be my gift for your birthday. All of years, you looking very younger than past years I said. But this is a big lie, sorry bro and happy funny birthday, if you can celebrate this. ahaha.
  • Hurry up stupid!! There is not enough time for your birthday. But still, you don’t have a girlfriend to celebrate your success or to enjoy your time. Your time is passing, do you understand me? Hurry up, because you are older than before your every passing time. Happy birthday and I wish to you a girlfriend you wanted.
  • Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Have a great happy birthday fun!
  • I had an idea for your birthday. Your birthday cake which we wanted is too heavy. And we can’t carried this cake. Why? Because weight of the cake is your age. Come on and help us and let’s eat this delicious cake. Happy funny birthday and enjoy this day. Have a wonderful year.
  • You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
  • Mum, it’s that time of year again! You do make it hard for us, don’t you?! You never chose a favorite cake for us to get, or special thing for us to do. You can never give us a list of things you want or favorite meal for us to prepare! You are the hardest woman on earth to please! For these reasons we were forced to make it up, so don’t blame us if the day is not up to scratch! Happy Birthday to the world’s biggest fence-sitting mum!
  • Today is your day but it is ordinary day for us because all days is special with you.
    Feel ordinary is normally. Enjoy to very ordinary day. I wish you an amusing birthday.
  • Sometimes the number is a just number. If exactly the number is a age. Don’t care wrinkles on your handsome face. You are more handsome with its. Feel free, live what you want and don’t pass life. I love you brother. Have a hilarious birthday.
  • Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Wishing you a very amusing happy birthday.
  • I think you should get in Guinness Book of Records. ”The oldest person in the world” I don’t know your really age but you are looking so old. Forgive me but this is true. Anyways, have an entertaining birthday but you should write your testament.
  • You know you are getting old when instead of blowing of a candle, you put it off with your saliva because your lungs are too old to produce air. Wishing you happy birthday niece, let lighten up and laugh more.
  • At least today be more happy than yesterday because today is your birthday, your special day. The burning candles, the smiling faces and lovely wishes waiting for you this evening. Don’t care your age, your are just very old and enjoy all of time. But be careful your health, you are not young like old days.
  • How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Wishing you a joyful happy birthday.
  • Of course, you can imagine and hope for amazing gifts, romantic quotes and the girl who loves you. But there are just in your dreams. Not be in reality, sorry but this true and trues can be painful. At least enjoy your dream but live in reality because dreams are waste of time, most of time. Look your around and happy be with this. I wish you amusing birthday with funny mood.
  • Not quite an adult, but no longer a child. This is one of the toughest ages of your life. You have most of life’s firsts to look forward to, and a whole mess of early mistakes to leave behind. Let me give you one single piece of advice, that I wish someone had told me when I was your age: Stay away from bad boys. Wishing you a very funny happy birthday.
  • Dear Brother, I don’t know that do you remember? We did watch so many cartoons with each other. We know they are not real. However you don’t believe me that I know but Batman taked cake ingredients, Hulk maked the cake and Superman brought the cake our doorstep. Hurry up, if you don’t believe me now, they will eat your delicious cake.
  • Smile because today is your birthday. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. Just think about what you’ll be like in ten years yikes! Have happy birthday blessings my dear friend.
  • I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
  • Hello my the brother who I don’t believe you are my brother. Really I didn’t like you anytime from your born. Finally the last year was over and you become more boring and stupid than last year. Finally the last year was over. Although squeeze perfumes you are smelling dirty… Hey you don’t be sad, it is all joke my brother hahaha. Happy birthday bro.
  • If you were a boy I would be telling you to have a great time, not to be shy, to be brave, talk to everyone and not to get into too much trouble! But since you’re a girl I’m obliged to remind you that talking to strangers is a bad idea. Stay away from all naughty looking boys and don’t get into any trouble at all! Enjoy! Have a funny happy birthday!
  • Dear brother, I have bad news for you. We didn’t buy the birthday cake for you because we don’t have money enough for its. We have only candles and lighter. And now it’s oil is end. Do you feel sad, come on! But if I say to you, all is joke. Come on to us and let’s celebrate your birthday, We all have amazing gifts for you. You deserve all, and happy birthday bro.
  • Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just saying. Wishing you happy birthday friend, enjoy a good laugh today.
  • In the world, I just want to your smiling and your happy. Today is special day because your birthday. You are in happiest day in the whole year. When you laugh or showed your teeth, I feel happy and feel shame. Because come on man, fashion of gold teeth was past many years ago.
    And now you still have like golden teeths. Go and brush you teeth please.
  • Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Wishing you a very funny happy birthday.
  • On your birthday, I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel. But you’ll still always be older than me. Wishing you funniest happy birthday.

Happy birthday to my best friend, the one who laughs at my silly jokes and still stands beside me Wishing you a wonderful birthday and a fantastic year ahead !.

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