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Check out this awesome collection of 100+ funny birthday wishes for friends with hilarious images and 10 funny ideas to wish happy birthday.

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Were found 32 happy birthday messages:

My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

From the bottom of my heart I’m wishing you the best, and I'm hoping time starts to slow down or else you'll soon become an old man!
Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.

I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!

Knowing all your secrets never stopped
me from wanting to be your friend or
from getting to know you better. It should
have, but it didn’t.

There is most certainly something wrong
with me, but that’s ok because there is
something wrong with you too!

Have an awesome birthday, you lovely weirdo!
People say as you get older, you become wiser. This is so true… about everyone else. These people obviously haven’t met you.

Don’t be mistaken, you are old. You are really old. But not the least bit smarter.

Have a great birthday, dear friend!
Age is just a number, but in your case it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!
Party, check. Cake, check. Candles, check. Gifts, check. Wait, I’m forgetting something. Oh yeah, best friend, check! Have the greatest of days!
Happy birthday, best friend!

It is amazing the number of years we have known each other.

Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

Have a fantastic day!
You think that age is but a number and you’re only as old as you feel. 

Well, tell that to your arthritis when the time comes and you will soon see that age does, in fact, matter a lot.

I hope you have a fantastic day and a fantastic year to come, my friend!
Forgetfulness is one of the many
symptoms of ageing, my friend.

I know your memory is starting to
play tricks on you, but you shouldn’t
worry, I will always be your best friend.
I’ll be around long after you've
forgotten who I am.

Happy birthday!
Today is the day we celebrate the birthday of my best friend! You are such an amazing person, a spectacular human being, the noblest of all the nobles and a super mega friend.

So to celebrate this day I thought I would give you an equally great, amazing, super, fantastic and mega gift. I began wondering what such a gift should be. Perhaps a big parade with floats and a marching band or maybe have fireworks spell out your name in the sky. Whatever the gift would be, it would have to be something spectacular, amazing and awesome. But then I realized you don’t need all that, as you already have me!

May your birthday be filled with laughter!
Getting old is all about losing things. You start to lose your memory, your hair and even your keys. But just focus on the positive side, at least you still have your teeth. Remember to smile while you still have them.

Happy birthday, best friend!

Do you feel like writing a birthday wish that is funny, sarcastic, or borderline rude ? There are many ways to wish someone a happy birthday in a.

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Every day is someone’s birthday. Today happens to be Grammarly’s 10th, in fact!

We’re celebrating with a few tips to make your birthday greetings stand out. Whether you’re dashing off a quick note on social media or putting an old-school physical card in the mail, these pointers will help you craft clever birthday wishes.

First, a few basics:

1 Happy birthday!

Exclamations are easy to overuse but perfectly appropriate in this case. An exclamation might even do enough lifting that you don’t need the word “happy,” like so:

2 Birthday!

This could read as the sender endearingly overflowing with exuberance—or it might just look like an amusing typo. Alternatively, using the recipient’s name is sometimes enough to obviate the need for an exclamation, as in this heartfelt, seemingly above-the-fray option:

3 Happy birthday, Person’s Name.

Of course, be sure to get the name right; in your haste to avoid a belated happy birthday, you don’t want to step on your friend Dianna’s cheer by calling her Diane.

Can it all be so simple?

Sometimes, that’s all you need! But why pass up the chance to get creative?

There are endless variations on the theme of “happy birthday” that you can tailor to your unique brand of friendship. While synonyms for “birthday” are scarce, you can always dream up a new way of saying “I hope it’s a good one.” Some examples:

4 Fond birthday wishes for my friend, James –
5 Warm wishes and cold beverages for my birthday guy, Chad!
6 Hugs and sunbeams on your birthday, Alex.

You can also tinker with how you address your friend here. It’s okay to be earnest:

7 Happy birthday, you glorious champion!
8 Happy birthday to my role model.

But also, depending on your friendship, you might gently tease them a bit. For instance:

9 Happy birthday, you loveable curmudgeon.

That said, avoid going too far:

10 Happy birthday, you lurid pandemic.

You can also veer the opposite direction and lay on some schmaltz:

11 Happy birthday to the first daffodil of spring 🌼

You get the idea. It’s a celebration, so have fun with it!

Okay, so then what?

From this point, the conventional formula—which you’re hardly obliged to follow—tends to compliment the recipient about how great they are, then tell them what swell things you hope are in store, like this:

12 Happy birthday, Ruth. The blinding radiance of your friendship puts the sun to shame. I hope your day is replete with interesting smells, chasable squirrels, and delectable things to chew on.

Ruth, of course, is a dog. Note here that both the compliment and the fond wish are opportunities to flex your creativity, as well as your familiarity with the recipient. If they’ve passed a recent milestone, now’s a fine time to congratulate them, and then end with a look forward:

13 The happiest of birthday wishes to my friend, Joshua. From running your first half marathon to snagging a sweet new apartment, you killed it this year. Here’s hoping you somehow crush next year even harder.

This list is far from an exhaustive inventory of all the clever birthday wishes out there, but we hope it’s a starting point in deciding how to congratulate a friend on another successful trip around the sun. Here’s one more example:

14 Happy 10th birthday, Grammarly. Over the years you’ve put a lot of commas where they belong and saved more than a few drafts from repetitive phrasing. Your capacity to help people communicate clearly only grows better with time.

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  • Congratulations! You’re the only person that I don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their birthday.
  • It’s your birthday! To celebrate, let’s grab a bottle of wine and go skinny dipping in our birthday suits. Oh wait…that’s a typical Friday night.
  • Happy Birthday! I love having you as a best friend. I get all the benefits of having a sister without having to share your crazy relatives.
  • Happy Birthday, Bestie. As your gift, I will continue being the friend your parents wish you never had.
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  • I’ve stayed in touch all these years because you’re the only one that can handle my excessive displays of sarcasm.
  • Congrats on becoming a year older. Wishing you lots of love and hair dye to wash away the new gray hairs. Enjoy your birthday!
  • Dear Friend. Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets. Happy Birthday!

Dear Friend, have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets! Happy Birthday.

  • As you reflect on your life, you’ll notice that I’ve been there through every embarrassing, happy, sad, proud, scary, and important moment in your life. Remember that the next time you’re mad at me… because I forgot your birthday gift.
  • Remember that age is just a number. Well, until you hit 60. Then you’re just really freaking old! Happy Birthday!
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  • Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake. Happy birthday.
  • Warm wishes on your birthday! I didn’t bring a gift though. I figured it’s payback for all the trouble you’ve gotten me into all these years.
  • Happy Birthday! Here’s to me being the wild chick that drove all of your “goody two shoe” friends away.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Siblings

  • Happy Birthday, Sis! Here’s to sticking by you even though you’re the dork that’s still laughing at the joke five minutes later.
  • We’ve shared a room, clothes, toys, friends, and genes. Thank goodness we don’t have to share a birthday! Wishing you a wonderful birthday.
  • Happy Birthday, Little Bro. Here’s to celebrating the day you were born and took away the pleasures of being an only child.
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  • You’re birthday gift is the privilege of having me as a sister. You’re welcome.

We might be birthday cute, but we’re also birthday hungry.

  • On your birthday, I have the pleasure of writing all of our cheap siblings’ names on the birthday card, even though I’m the only one who purchased the gift. Yay me!
  • Friends are for whenever. Sisters are forever. We have no choice. Happy Birthday!
  • You’ve always been the brother I’ve look up to…until I realized that I am way cooler than you. Happy Birthday!
  • The best part of being a big sister is getting to boss you around when mom’s not around. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday from your little brother. By the way, thanks for setting the bar low, making it easy for me to excel at being the favorite one.
  • Your face should be plastered in the dictionary next to “pain in my butt.” But I love you anyway! Happy Birthday.

 

Happy Birthday! Nothing wrong in being gorgeous.

  • Never forget how blessed you are to have me as a sister. Have an awesome birthday!
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  • Dear Big Sister, I’m glad you’ll always have a head to start over me in our race to old age. Have a spectacular birthday!
  • Today is the one day of the year that I am nice to you. Enjoy it because tomorrow I will go back to being the sarcastic, annoying sister that you hate to love!
  • It’s a good thing birthday wishes don’t come true. If they did, I would be an only child. Happy Birthday to you!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Spouse

  • Happy Birthday to the man of my dreams and the root of my nightmares. Love, your beautiful wife!
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  • Dear Wife, thanks for sticking with me through the good and the bad. Sorry that it was mostly bad! Love, your wonderful husband.
  • Happy Birthday, sweetheart. I’ll wash the dishes for you. Though I can’t guarantee they’ll be 100% clean enough to eat off of.
  • It’s your birthday! You possess all of the great qualities in a husband. Did I also mention that it’s opposite day?
  • My dear husband, you are loving, thoughtful, considerate and chivalrous. I’ve taught you well! Happy Birthday.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom

  • Happy Birthday, Mom! I didn’t remind my siblings of this day so that I’d look like the better child for remembering your birthday.
  • Have a special birthday, Mom! Sorry for the nine months I took over your womb.
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  • Dear Mom, it’s your birthday. As a gift, I’m going to let you bake me my favorite cake…because it makes you happy!

Dear Mom, it’s your birthday. As a gift, I’m going to let you bake me my favorite cake…because it makes you happy!

  • Happy Birthday, Mom. Wishing you many, many more to come! And I hope you age beautifully and gracefully. Because I have your genes and I will likely follow in your footsteps.
  • You are such a great mother. I’ve always wondered how you put up with me all these years and kept your cool. Then I found your wine stash and it all became clear. Happy Birthday!
  • Thank you for being the one person I can count on to love me even when I make the dumbest mistakes. Happy Birthday, with all my love.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad

  • Well, it’s been said that the older you get, the wiser you get. Well Dad, you must be really, really, really, really wise. Wishing you a great birthday.
  • Have an awesome birthday, Dad. No matter how old you get, you will always be the cool dad.
  • Dear Dad. I’m sure all those times you yelled at me, grounded me, and took privileges away from me were supposed to teach me lessons and make me a better person. I’m still waiting for that to kick in. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, Dad!
  • Dad, I hope you have a great time celebrating your birthday. Today is the only day a year I let you dance in front of my friends despite the embarrassment that will befall me.
  •  Dear Dad. I learned a lot from you over the years. But I bet you never thought the day would come that I would have something to teach you: How to use your smartphone.

Funny Birthday Wishes For everyone

  • Thank God that we have birthdays to celebrate. These birthdays always remind me of how old you actually are because you are always energetic, dynamic, creative, and lively person to be with.
  • So, how many candles are you yet to blow before your pension, and afterwards? I really think I have lost count of them, and I don’t think the counting will ever come to an end.
  • As a true friend, I always remember only your birthday, but not your age.
  • It is yet another opportunity for you to start living with a mind in the state of tabula rasa.
  • I actually think you are getting younger with each candle you blow. Your charm never ceases to amaze me. Happy Birthday.
  • I don’t care how old you are. All I know is that you’ll be older next year. Until then, let’s cut the birthday cake. Happy Birthday!
  • Your Birthday is so important that we find it impossible to take it seriously; so, let’s go crazy with celebrations.
  • I wish that you may leave forever; I mean you and I. Happy birthday.
  • Though you have added one more year, you have added one more quantity of wisdom in you.
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  • Others view birthdays as the steps closer to their old age; I think you moving closer to your actualization.
  • Keep calm and tell us your real age! Happy Birthday!

Keep Calm and tell us your real age.

  • Call it a paradox, but I always look forward to celebrating your birthdays, yet I want you to continue looking younger.
  • Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a present. Thanks for the present-the happiness your birthday has brought us.
  • It’s your birthday; time to look back on your glorious past, revel in your many successes, and recount the brave tales of your youth… Over and over and over again, annoying everyone!
  • Remember when music was better and people were nicer, and children respected their elders? Oh, what am I saying. I bet you don’t remember your own name. Happy birthday anyway!
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  • Happy birthday to the most important kind of friend there is – the kind who makes me look younger, old pal!
  • On your birthday, don’t worry about your age. Just count it in dog years. In your case, that would be… still pretty darn old!

Happy Birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

  • The worst thing about having a birthday isn’t getting another year older. It’s having witnesses.
  • When you were a little kid, having a birthday meant opening presents, playing silly games, spinning around wildly for no reason, and eating cake till you passed out. By the looks of it, not much has changed for you. Happy Birthday!
  • On the day you were born, the doctor was a little late to the delivery room. Some dinosaurs were blocking his way! Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday to a dear friend. May you always have more hairs on your head than candles in your cake.
  • I’m not saying you’re old and senile with one foot in the grave, but you better be prepared for the guy in the hooded robe that will knock on your door and it won’t be Halloween! Happy birthday!
  • Happy Birthday! Remember when your hair was thick and your waist was thin? Funny how things change…

On this day, some years ago, you were born. So what?
Happy Birthday

  • This year on your birthday, don’t regret the things you’ve done in the past. Do new things to regret in the future!
  • Happy Birthday! It’s an ideal time to reflect on the previous year and resolve to be even lazier in the coming one.
  • Your birthday every year could also work as reminder to do your yearly prostate exam! Happy Birthday pal!
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  • Happy Birthday! Remember; birthdays don’t just mean that you’re one year older, they also mean that you’re one step closer to resting… in peace!
  • They say wisdom comes with age… I guess you can’t be as old as you look. Happy Birthday!
  • Birthdays are like doughnuts. Too many of ’em will kill you.

May you live long enough to shit yourself! Happy Birthday!

  • Happy Birthday! May you have many more happy, healthy years. And if they run out, may the devil forget your address.
  • Forget about the slimming pills, let’s munch the birthday cake. Tomorrow is another day.
  • 35 years of experience and not a single grey hair. Did you get cosmetic surgery done on you or on your CV?
  • Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
  • Aged like fine wine, complex and fruity.
  • Birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? Aha, but I’m going to try it with my veggies!
  • Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream.

Happy Birthday. Have fun, take it easy, don’t worry, life is good, we love you!

  • Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!
  • Getting older is really scary! Can I stop
  • Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
  • I don’t know what age has done to you, but it seems like you have really been conquering it. Today is the prize giving day for the bravery you have shown so far.
  • I hope you enjoy your birthday. You may never know how much you mean to me unless we switch places and you stand where I do.
  • I think there is nothing funny about having a birthday and getting old when you are already old. That’s why I am going to keep your birthday wishes totally serious. Happy Birthday!
  • I wanted to give you something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
  • I was gonna make you a wine cake but now I am drunk this is just a cake.
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  • If you’re born in the month of September, it is pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
  • I’m not 40, I’m 25 with 15 years of experience!
  • In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? The fireplace? At 42, it is still a great achievement, to remember where the car keys were last! All the best!

You’re a rare bird and that’s why I love you so much. Happy birthday.

  • Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
  • It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Can you remember?!
  • On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!
  • On your birthday some words of wisdom: Smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
  • Remember me? I asked this because you may be facing memory gap due to your growing age.
  • They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
  • We know that wisdom comes with age. You see, you don’t have all the signs of aging! Happy Birthday!
  • With growing age, your looks go perfect…. with new wrinkle on your cheeks!
  • You have to really be something special! Today, 3,276,821 people have birthday, but I was only thinking of you!
  • You recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
  • You think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!

Have a legendary birthday!


Wrap-up

Never let that birthday of your friends, children, family members, colleagues or loved ones pass by without you putting a smile on their face with humorous birthday messages and wishes. Forget about the common messages that have been rammed for centuries; you can find or create a unique birthday message to send to your friend or loved-ones to make them feel like you deeply care about that important life anniversary. In short, it shows that you spent your time to create the birthday wish and message.

Whether you want to wish them a happy birthday by inscribing the messages on a birthday card, Facebook wall, snail mail, email or through SMS, there are many ways you can express those wishes.

A birthday only comes once in a year; hence, there is every reason as to why you should make the day as memorable as possible. Lest you forget/overlook, the particular type of birthday message you decide to send has to sound natural. In other words, the recipient should feel as it was composed solely for him/her in mind. Therefore, take time to choose a message that is congruent to the person’s age, gender, tastes and preferences. Obviously, you should know the recipient well enough to know what will excite them.


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One of the most difficult tasks in this world is to make someone laugh and here we have a ton of funny birthday wishes that may not make the birthday boy or girl burst into laugh but will create a mixture of emotional and comedy impact. This will make your wish stand out from other people who would be using typical birthday wishes. If you use these wishes creatively in a humorous manner, it could create a great impact.

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Top Funny Birthday Wishes – Funny Birthday Greetings :

  •  Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
  • For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
  •  I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
  •  Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

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1: ) Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.

2: ) At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

3: ) Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

4: ) Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

5: ) 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

6: ) It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

7: ) Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

8: ) It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?

9: ) Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

10: ) Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?

11: ) You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

12: ) Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.”

13: ) On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

14: ) It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

15: ) See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

16: ) Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.

17: ) May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!

18: ) No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.

19: ) Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

20: ) It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

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21: ) You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!

22: ) May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

23: ) Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

24: ) Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!

25: ) Like good wine, you get better with the years.

26: ) Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest

27: ) Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.

28: ) I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

29: ) Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

30: ) In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

31: ) If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!

32: ) So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

33: ) People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

34: ) I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”

35: ) So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

36: ) Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

37: ) Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!

38: ) It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

39: ) The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

40: ) It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday! Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your moth

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41: ) Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?

42: ) What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!

43: ) Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.

44: ) You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.

45: ) Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

46: ) Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!

47: ) Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

48: ) It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

49: ) People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

50: ) In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

51) Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.

52) Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and fewer hairs on your head!

53) I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

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