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How many friends’ birthday can you remember without being notified by Facebook or some other social media? If the answer is zero, you probably have no good friends. To know if you have any good buddies, turn off your own birthday notification, tell Facebook not to remind your friends and observe the number of wishes you will be receiving.
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Anyway, here are 33 funny birthday pictures and images for your very good buddies on Facebook, share and tag them.
Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I’m touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow.
Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later.
Thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your Facebook page.
Your birthday means so much to me I’ve taken time out of doing nothing to send this.
Happy Birthday to someone I care about enough to not ignore their birthday reminder on Facebook.
Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year.
Congratulations on successful not becoming a teen mom.
Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. You are truly an inspiration.
May you grow so old that you unintentionally frighten small children.
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world.
Let’s see Jurassic World for your birthday so you can feel like less of a dinosaur.
Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother’s V.
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest.
I wish there was an even lazier way than social media to wish you a happy birthday.
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back.
Happy 24 hours of constant Facebook notifications day.
May you live to be so old that people actually question if you are the walking dead.
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Just wanted to wish you an extremely early happy birthday so I can get back to thinking about myself.
Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.
I find it hard to believe your entire body was in a uterus at one point.
May you live so long your entire body resembles a scrotum.
Two secrets on your Birthday: 1) Forget the past, you can’t change it. 2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
Today’s the anniversary of you being expelled from your mother’s uterus.
I’d bake you a cake today if I knew how to use an oven.
I searched a long time to find the perfect birthday card for you but ended up just sending this.
I find it strange that we celebrate you on the anniversary of a day when your mom did all of the work.
If you were a dog you’d be dead by now.
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers.
Your birthday is the perfect opportunity to remind you that my birthday is coming up soon.
May you live so long that no one wants to see you naked.
Thanks to all who posted birthday wishes to my Facebook page and making me look more popular than I really am.
Happy birthday to someone I think about almost as much as I think about myself.
Here are 31 happy birthday wishes for coworkers that are short and sweet and will get your message delivered quickly. ------ I wish a life full of adventures and.
Birthdays are a special time. We all have them. Some of us look forward to them, some of us don’t. For some, it’s a reminder of how old we are getting, but if we look at the brighter side of the coin we can see it as a celebration: a time to hang out with family and friends, and just chill. Let’s look on the bright side and see the many ways that we can wish someone a Happy Birthday. Make it fun and exciting. Something unique. Something no one else would do. Here are some helpful tips for different messages. Share the funniest and most hilarious Happy Birthday wishes with your friends and family and put a big smile on their faces.
I KNOW YOUR REAL AGE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Birthdays are joyful occasions! They mark dates in which special people came into this world. The best people that one can be associated with are the ones who appreciate funny things in life. Being able to laugh about situations, even the fact that one is getting older, is a good thing! It is the sign of someone who knows how to handle different occurrences and has a great sense of humor! Of course, teasing should always be handled with care, because you wouldn’t like to hurt anyone’s feelings, let alone on their birthday…
To celebrate the special people you associate with who know not to take life too seriously, one must send them messages that are funny. Located here are messages you can send to friends, women, and men that are humorous and commemorate their special days in the light-hearted ways that suit their personalities.
Q: Do you by any chance know what constantly goes up, but never ever comes down?
A: Your ever-growing age!
Q: What does the average cat love to eat at her birthday party?
A: Mice cream.
Q: What do Jesus Christ and Abraham Lincoln both have in common?
A: They were both born on public holidays.
Q: What do people who have the most birthdays have in common?
A: Old age.
Q: Why did couples have problems with each other before the 2000s?
A: Because Facebook reminder didn’t exist at that time to remind them of their partners’ birthdays.
Q: What happened to all the guests at Kim Jong-un’s birthday party bash?
A: Kim nuked them all so he wouldn’t share his cake with anyone!
Q: What do chickens love to eat at their birthday parties?
Q: Where can you find the best birthday present for your cat?
A: Inside a cat-alogue!
Q: What kills a person faster than cancer?
A: Too many birthdays!
Q: What type of cake was served at the birthday party of Penny from the Big Bang Theory?
A: Cheese cake.
Q: What type of cake do the people of North Korea serve at their birthday parties?
A: Cakes decorated with Kim Jong-un’s face.
Q: What gift do you always receive on your birthday?
A: A brand new age.
Once you have come up with the perfect birthday greeting for your friend, it is time to figure out how to send it. Written birthday cards are becoming a thing of the past but they seem to be more appreciated because of the care and time it takes to write out the card. Email and text message birthday greetings are perfectly acceptable, however, less personal. They are fast and easy to type and send. If you remember a birthday and are in the middle of a busy day it might be good to quickly send out a quick email or text so that you have your bases covered if you forget to call or send a handwritten greeting later on.
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Crazy Birthday Wishes Collection
ARE YOU READY!!!!!!! Oh yeah!! It’s your birthday again and we are gonna make it wild, crazy and awweesssooommmeeee…..so be ready for an adrenalin rush my friend…I’m coming to get you!!
Let’s bring the booze lay loose eat a goose and go to a cruzeee…why? Well because it’s your birthday you idiot…happy birthday!!
Let all hell break loose, let the Armageddon begin and let the whole world know that today is your birthday!! Happy birthday my crazy friend!!
Here is a ferrari as a gift for you on your birthday my dear….. hehehe you serious? Do I look crazy to you that I’ll give you that? Hah…you’re one crazy man…happy birthday dude…let’s enjoy
Yo yo ya ya ha ha la la….what? you confused? Well I was just wishing you a very happy birthday in crazilian…:P
Tonight at the stroke of midnight we both are going to jump of a plane with parachutes and land on the earth as the clock strikes twelve…you know why? Because we are crazy my friend…happy birthday in advance…
Hey buddy today it is your day, so let’s hit the gas and bulldoze the entire town so that they know that the craziest of them all is here…happy birthday!!
A day will come when you will finally become mature, so let us enjoy while you’re still so much crazy!! Happy birthday my friend.
Every year you celebrate your birthday with your friends and family…so this year I came up with the idea of cutting your cake in a graveyard…so that even the dead ones aren’t left out..:P happy birthday!!
Put on your dancing shoes and be ready to sail the cruise because this is the path that we choose to make your day special as the Christmas goose…Happy birthday!!
Today is world crazy day, you know why? Because it is your birthday you idiot…They say crazy is as crazy does so let’s get crazy and burn the whole town!!!
Today is one day when you can get crazy and do the weirdest of the things and still get away with it…why not use this opportunity? Happy birthday my crazy buddy!!
People may say that you’ve grown up so you should stop being so crazy and childish but remember my friend… we are still too young to pay heed to what people say..have a great birthday!!
Being 1 year older doesn’t mean that you have to be smarter.. It just means that you can be just crazier and create even more havoc than you did last time…happy birthday!
Birthday’s give us an opportunity to let go of the monotony of life and become kids again…don’t let this opportunity go waste..be crazy..be a kid…happy birthday my dear..!
Being old may suck but there is this one thing which is great about a birthday…you get to become the same crazy bitch that you were before and enjoy it the same damn way…happy birthday my friend!
God bless you with luck and happiness and your party gets going with fun and finesse…as you celebrate the day you were born we will get crazy from the night till the morn…!! Happy birthday
Your birthday is something that I cherish from my heart as it is one day when I get to be insane and that too for free….happy birthday!!
Birthday comes just once a year so let’s bang our heads and shake our legs and do it in the craziest of ways….happy birthday my friend..
Being crazy is not about doing stupid things and get laughed at, it’s about being yourself and not caring about what the entire world thinks…so today I wish you be crazy and enjoy your day..happy birthday!!
Happy Birthday Wishes for Friend: send stunning birthday cards with long and video games and many more crazy and fun moments with you.