Birthday wishes in funny style

Birthdays come around but once a year. When a special person in your life has a birthday, sometimes it can be hard to know exactly what words will make the big day special. Here are some suggested quotes and words for birthday wishes which can brighten any birthday and that you can write in a card or incorporate in a birthday toast whether the celebrant is a teenager or ninety-five.

Words for Birthday Wishes

Words for birthday wishes can take many forms - they may be serious or funny. You may even wish to say happy birthday in a foreign language. Here are a bunch of great sayings and phrases you can use.

Quotes for Happy Birthdays

• Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. - Muhammad Ali
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
• Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. - Charles Schultz
• May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. - Irish Blessing
• Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Jack Benny
• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
• Robert Brault said, I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. Your birthday was penciled in as soon as I got this calendar! Happy birthday.
• According to Emerson, it is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Let's be stupid today. Happy birthday.

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Milestone Birthdays

• You're halfway to 42.
• Twenty-one is the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you are in such a hurry to get here. - Anonymous
• The first twenty years are the best half of your life. Happy 39th!

• At the age of twenty, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all - Anonymous

• You're not fifty yet. You're $49.95. Happy Birthday.

• The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life - Muhammad Ali

Friendly Happy Birthdays

• On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy birthday.
• Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

• A birthday only happens once in a lifetime. Today, I am celebrating the anniversary of your birth.
• You are a good friend and and even better person. May God bless you with wonderful times ahead. Happy Birthday and thanks for the friendship we share.
• The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. I still like you. Happy birthday.
• I wish for you to have people to love, people in your life who will care about you as much as I do. Happy birthday.
• You've been my friend for ___ birthdays. I've been yours for ___. I win-so happy birthday.
• Happy birthday, my friend. I can't imagine celebrating with anyone else.
• I'm so proud of all you've accomplished, but I'm more proud that you're my friend. Happy birthday.

Romantic Happy Birthdays

• Falling in love with you was easy. Staying in love with you is easier. Happy birthday. I can't wait until next year.
• Being in love doesn't make me happy. It's being in love with you, year after year, that does the trick.
• With each year, I love you even more. Happy birthday, darling.
• You're not growing older. You're growing better. I love you! Happy birthday.
• We're one year closer to growing old together. It's just what I've always dreamed.
• I never thought we'd make it this far, but now I know that we'll keep going forever. Happy birthday, baby.
• I already gave you my heart ___ years ago-this year all I can give you is a simple wish: Happy Birthday. And I hope you're happier and more in love with me than you were last year.

"Old Age" Happy Birthdays

• "Over the hill" is a relative term-but here's a sled, just in case. Happy Birthday!

• Statistics have proven that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. You're statistically guaranteed to have a happy birthday.
• Growing old is mandatory. Growing up, however, is optional. Happy Birthday, old friend!
• At this point, you probably want to forget your birthday. Fortunately, I haven't. Happy ____th Birthday!
• So many birthdays. So few candles. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.
• Let's take a birthday photo. Smile while you've still got the teeth!
• In spite of the advances in science, we've still found no cure for excessive birthdays. Happy Birthday-hope to see you next year!
• Old age isn't so bad. After all, consider the alternative. Happy Birthday.

Belated Birthday Wishes

• Forget your past-it's already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot. Happy Birthday!

• Happy birthday. Wait, that was last week? Guess I'm getting old!
• I hope your birthday was as special as you are.
• If I couldn't be the first one to wish you, at least I can be the last one to cross your mind this birthday! Happy Belated Birthday. I hope you had an amazing day!

Do you have a special lady in your life? Someone who brightens each day and makes your life seem more worth living? Have you been blessed with the perfect girlfriend? What better time to make her feel special than on her birthday? What gal wouldn’t love to be lavished on with sweet words on her special day? It only comes once a year, after all.

Below, we have listed out many unique and useful sentiments to share. You can use them individually or in combination for an even more impactful text message. Whether she appreciates hand-written notes or simple texts, these sentiments will be ideal. If you’re the one saying “I’m trying to find out what to say to my girlfriend on her birthday“, take a look.

Cute Birthday Messages for Her

• To my cutie pie, here’s wishing you the sweetest of birthdays! Love, xxx <3
• Happy birthday to my lovely girlfriend! You are incredibly special to me and I cherish our days together. Here’s to many more in our future!
• Hey, firecracker! I hope you have one bright and shiny day.

• Wishing you the jolliest and happiest birthday ever, my sweet!
• From the minute I saw you, I was hooked. Your eyes, your smile, all of it… perfect! I am so glad to be able to call you my girlfriend.
• Hey birthday girl, celebrate hard and party even more! Today is your day to be adored!
• At the start of each day, I drop to my knees and thank the heavens for you. You have changed my life and warmed my heart in more ways than you can ever know. Happy birthday, love!
• On this your birthday, I wish you everything your heart desires. You are such a good woman that you truly deserve the best the world has to offer. Here’s to another happy birthday for you!

• Presents and parties, cocktails and more! Here’s wishing you a super fun birthday!
• You are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I want nothing but the best for you today. Happy birthday, my love!
• I used to like you, but now I absolutely love you. You are incredibly special to me. Today, I wish you a house full of friends and love.
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• To a wonderful girlfriend, may this day and your entire year bring you closer to your friends, family, and God. With all of my heart I am wishing you a
• Birthday hugs and kisses to the love of my life. You make my heart skip a beat and my days so much more enjoyable!

• On this journey called life, I am so glad to have you to walk with to our destination. Happy birthday to the best girlfriend and tour guide a guy could hope for!
• Happy birthday to the girl who taught me life is so much bigger and beautiful than I knew! I love you!
• Thank you for proving to me that our love was worth holding onto. Having another birthday to celebrate with you is the best. Happy birthday, my dear!
• Before you, my world was like a roller coaster full of ups and downs. As soon as I met you, though, time stood still. Happy birthday to the one solid constant in my life! Have a joyous day!
• Birthday girl, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, be with you night and day forever. Happiest of days to you!

• Grab the cake and light the candles. It’s time to celebrate the fun gal that is you! Happy birthday, sweetheart!
• Whether it’s a celebration of champagne and strawberries or pizza and soda, I am so happy to spend your birthday with you! Happy birthday, my dear!
• Here’s to you, my silly bear! May today be your best day yet.
• Today, I want you to know how special you are to me. Your eyes show the wisdom of your life. Your lips speak the lovely words of a kind and generous woman. And, your heart shows empathy beyond measure. Here’s to you and all of the best things life has to offer.

• For you, I will do anything to make sure your day is a good one. Happy birthday, my sweet!
• To the one who holds all of my attention,
• Happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in the entire school! Love, your boyfriend.
• Hold my hand and walk with me. Let’s be as happy as can be. Happy birthday, my love!
• Here’s a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolate. Nothing but the most beautiful and sweetest for the beautiful flower that you are for me!
• It’s your special day! Let’s have the time of our lives today celebrating the wonderment that is you.

• When I close my eyes, I feel your love inside me. Looking into your eyes always brings magic to my day. Happy birthday to my magical girl!
• Here’s to the woman whom I owe my entire happiness to! Happy birthday, my love!
• Let me tell you something. You are the most deserving girl to receive the happiest of birthdays today. Have a wonderful day, sweetheart!

• Dearest girlfriend, may today bring you joy and laughter, love and hope.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. May the best of the world be brought to you!
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. Turn around, here’s a surprise party for you.
• Never wonder how much I love you. I love you further than you can imagine and deeper than you know. Happy birthday to the most beautiful woman around!
• Happy birthday to my best friend and my true love. It’s so great having you in my life. Happy birthday, beautiful one!
• Wishing you sunny skies, long naps, and delicious cake on this your special day. Happy birthday to the one I love more than anyone!
• When I was little, I didn’t understand the power of true love. Now with age and you, I am more aware than ever. True love means unconditional understanding and confidence. On this your birthday, I want to thank you for teaching me how great love can be. Happy birthday to the perfect woman!

• As you celebrate another year again, hope the new season holds more joy for you because you are special and I love you with all my heart, body and soul.
• Babe, you deserve all the happiness in the world today and all year round. Happy birthday, my sweet love.
• I wish you a beautiful celebration of life today as you mark a new beginning. Happy glorious birthday, my Queen.

• Heavens rejoice today because you are an angel celebrating your special day. May you fly higher in life always. Happy birthday to you, sweetheart.

Sweet Birthday Messages | Happy Birthday to my Girlfriend!

• Darling, I have reserved a thousand hugs and kisses for you today because you are the sweetest girlfriend in the whole universe. May God bless you with prosperity and eternal happiness. Happy birthday, my love.
• I am so glad to be with you today as you celebrate another special day of your life. Your birthday today, gives me great opportunity to let you know how much I love and care for you. Happy birthday, darling.
• Happy birthday, sweetheart. You are the love of my life. As you celebrate your big day today, may the light of this beautiful day fill your heart and make your life shine as bright as the sun.
• Joy, love, peace, happiness and God’s protection are my wishes for you today and always as you celebrate yet another year on this planet. Happy birthday, dearie.
• Wishing the love of my life an utterly fabulous birthday. I’m so happy you’re my lover and my friend, my shoulder to lean on, and I want to use this opportunity to assure you that my love for you will last a lifetime. I wish you all the love and sweet things in the world.

• You are not only my sweet girlfriend, but you are also the best friend I have ever had all my life. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me since I was born. Today, being your birthday, I wish you a very lovely day. Enjoy your day to the max, my dear.
• Having all material pleasure in life cannot be compared to having a loving soul like you in my life. I am glad you are in my world. I pray that we never drift apart. I love you so much, babe.
• I just gave a call to the heavenly angels that one of them is here on planet Earth celebrating her birthday, and they have promised to bless the occasion. Happy birthday, my sweet angel.
• A new chapter is opened in your life today, my darling. Celebrate in grand style and enjoy this special day like tomorrow will never come. I love you so much, babe.

• Wishing the universe’s most wonderful girlfriend a very Darling, I always say a thank you to God for putting someone as special as you in my life. You are my everything, babe, and I can never stop loving you. Have a beautiful birthday celebration.
• Happy birthday, dearie. As you celebrate your big day, do know that my mind can’t help but think of you all the time – especially when we are not physically together. I love you so much, babe.
• No distance can separate the everlasting love planted in my heart for you. Today is your special day, darling, and I wish you a wonderful birthday celebration.
• I want to be the first person to say ‘happy birthday to you’ today. Why? Because you are the most important person in this life of mine. I love you more than I can say in any language in the world. Happy birthday, my love.

• It is quite amazing to have a wonderful friend and lover in you. I will always love and cherish you, my dear, because you are the biggest blessing in my life. Enjoy this special day that God made just for you. Happy birthday, dear.
• Happy birthday to the most beautiful and sweetest woman the world has ever seen. I am so blessed to have such phenomenal person like you in my life. Thanks for loving me, dear. I love and cherish you today and always. Have a wonderful birthday.
• Despite the fact that I don’t often say it, I really do appreciate your love and care, and I believe you’re my lucky charm. I love you so much, babe.
• Happy and sweet birthday to my priceless treasure. I wish more of God’s love and blessings in your life. Today being your special day, let us spend this day together basking in the joy of our eternal love. Happy birthday, sweetie.
• Baby I love you much more than you can ever think of. My heart belongs to no one else but you. Happy birthday, my love.
• I am so lucky falling in love with someone like you. Your love has turned my world around, and I wish this new chapter of your life comes with an abundance of the blessings of God. May you always be happy. I love you so much.
• Wishing you God’s guidance all the days you spend on planet Earth. Happy birthday, babe. I love you.
• I bless God for giving you to me as a lifetime gift. May you enjoy abundant gifts of love on this special day of yours. Happy birthday to my sweetest one.

• It is a wonderful thing to know that you are my sweetest companion for life. Let me use this moment to tell you that you will remain in my heart forever. Happy birthday, my love.
• Thanks a million times for sharing your life with me. I promise to make it my job to always put a smile on your face.
• Honey, you are the reason my life has been a happy one all these years. You mean so much to me, and words aren’t enough to express the love I have for you. Happy birthday, sweetheart.
• I wish you a lifetime full of joy and prosperity plus good health to enjoy them. Happy birthday to a wonderful girlfriend. I love you.
• Enjoy the best things this life has in store for you today and every moment you spend on earth. Happy birthday to you, my love.
• I love you more than the air I breathe in and out of my lungs. I love you more than the sun that keeps me warm and brightens my day. Happy birthday, darling.
• Your virtues and qualities are unique like stars in the sky. I pray your birthday will be extra-ordinary like you are. Happy birthday, sunshine.
• Honey, no one can ever come closer to you. You are my love, my soul mate, my life, my happiness, and my everything. On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness and joy that your beautiful heart can hold. May God never stop blessing you.
• Some think the beautiful ones are yet to be born, but I believe that the most beautiful woman who would ever walk the surface of this earth has already been born to me, and that is you. I love you so much, sweetheart. Happy birthday, my love.
• Whenever I walk into the room to find you, I’m reminded of nature’s own wisdom and beauty. Sending the most loving wishes to my girlfriend who brilliantly colors my life and makes it whole. Happy birthday, dearie.

Funny Birthday Wishes for her 16th Birthday

• Happy 16th birthday! Welcome to the highly anticipated age of consent! I hope every second of this age is sweet, if you know what I mean!
• Happy 16th birthday. Let’s hope you skip teen pregnancy for a couple more years. #truejoker
• Happy 16th birthday to the one and only love of my life. Babe, on this special day of yours, I want you to know that I love you more than North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-un aka “Rocket Man” loves his rockets. And the guy really loves rockets!
• On this day, may the good Lord in His infinite mercies give you a slim and gorgeous body and make the bodies of your haters fatter than 3 sumo wrestlers put together. Happy 16th.
• Happy birthday to my beautiful girlfriend who is not only blessed to turn 16 today, but is also so lucky to have the most wonderful boyfriend in the world.
• 16 is gotta be the coolest age a person can ever attain: a lot of freedom, less responsibilities, a power of 2. #math
• Dear, this is your 16th birthday! I hope you enjoy it to the max because you’ve got only two more years till the age of adulthood and responsibilities.

Funny Birthday Wishes for her 18th Birthday

• Yay! You are technically a full-blown adult now, so let’s celebrate this day to the max and proceed to do what adults do at night, if you know what I mean. Happy 18th, my love.
• Hip, hip, hooray! My sweetheart is 18 and finally leaving the child zone. Have fabulous 18th birthday celebration, sweetheart.
• 18 is an interesting age. You can become a stripper, but cannot legally enjoy a sip of alcohol. All the same happy 18th, dear.
• Babe, today makes you legally an adult who cannot drink. Happy 18th birthday!
• This is the age that comes with numerous benefits such as the opportunity to create PayPal and YouTube accounts! May you enjoy every second that comes with this remarkable age. Happy 18th!
• Happy 18th! You can now pay taxes, my love!
• It’s strange how being 18 allows you to legally work in a bar, but legally prevents you from enjoying a drink. Happy 18th birthday.
• At long last you can legally have sex without parental consent, ain’t that good news?! Happy 18th birthday, sweetheart!
• Wishing the cutest girlfriend I’ve ever had a fabulous 18th birthday! Babe, at this age, you now get to enjoy the same rights and privileges of a 90-year-old with the exception of the right to drink!
• Sweetheart, you have reached the age where in addition to enjoying a host of freedoms, you can also legally get the death penalty. I would be careful if I were you. Happy 18th birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for her 20th Birthday

• Happy 20th birthday, sweetheart! As a present on your Big Day, I will serve my body to you on a platter. Ain’t I the most wonderful boyfriend in the world?! You’re welcome.
• My love, I think I should change your name to “Asthma” because you are great at constantly taking my breath away! I hope you enjoy every moment of your 20th year of life while it lasts. Happy 20th, my love and “asthma”!
• At age 20, you have just reached the most mindboggling age a person can ever reach! You’re no longer a teenager, but strangely you are not an adult too. So where do I categorize you, my love? Enjoy your birthday while you think about that.
• Babe, today I congratulate you today on successfully beating teenage pregnancy. Happy 20th.
• Happy birthday to the youngest 20-year-old I know who has the hottest boyfriend in the world.
• Happy 20th, sweetheart. Did you know that the world would have been celebrating Christmas today had you been Jesus?!

Funny Birthday Wishes for her 21st Birthday

• Babe, I can’t thank God enough for allowing someone to dump you so that you could be mine. Happy 21st birthday, my love.
• Your 21st birthday is God’s way of telling us to let our hairs hang down and party all night long. And since we don’t ever want to disobey God, let the party begin!
• Yay! You can now legally drink alcohol and gamble without parental permission and suffer the consequences of these actions. Enjoy your 21st birthday!
• 21 is the perfect age in life since you get to enjoy total freedom. For example, you can now legally drink as much you want, so let’s go raise the bar! Happy 21st!
• Since the best things in life are wild and free, today you and I are going to be wild and free, babe. Happy 21st birthday to the most beautiful 21-year-old in this world.
• Scientists suggest that kissing burns about 2 calories every minute. I want to work out with you on your 21st birthday. Are you ready?

For her 30th Birthday

• Happy 30th birthday, my love. My advice for you on your birthday is to never mind what people say behind your back. Smile while God has still blessed you with teeth. Happy 30th.
• Sweetheart, as you celebrate your 30th birthday, may your troubles be less and your money more.
• It is unbelievable it took you this long to look so smoking hot! Have a totally awesome 30th birthday, my love.
• I picked out a nice walking stick on my way here, honey. Happy 30th birthday.
• There once lived a famous scholar called Mr. Yung No Mo. Babe, on your 30th birthday, you really remind me of him. Happy birthday, Miss Yung No Mo.
• Wow… Sweetheart, I can’t believe you’re 30 already. If you keep going like this, I am going to be forced to buy you a cane very soon. Happy 30th!
• Happy 30th birthday, sweetheart. I can’t believe you have been roaming planet earth for three decades now. By the way, I’m writing an article on the aging process, can you kindly grant me an interview?
• Welcome to the age where your teenage self never believed would come so quickly. Happy 30th birthday, darling.
• Happy 30th! Now babe, you are really old!
• As you bid farewell to your 20s and welcome your 30s, may you live long enough to scare the living life out of little children. Have a blissful 30th birthday celebration.

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Here are 31 happy birthday wishes for coworkers that are short and sweet and will get your message delivered quickly.

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I wish a life full of adventures and heartwarming moments for the best colleague of all times. Happy Birthday.

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You make this place tolerable — and that’s not easy! Happy Birthday! (Let’s grab lunch/drinks soon!)

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Your birthday is a promise that life has more to offer you, more plans to make, more goals to reach and more dreams to see come true. It’s a pleasure to wish you a happy birthday.

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Happy birthday to you. We still don’t know how old you are. Only you, God, and Human resources know your real age.

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I feel blessed for having such an incredible work partner. Thank you for your guidance, I learn so much from you. Happy birthday, wishing you a wonderful celebration.

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Faith, union and patience are the secrets of progress. I wish you to remain firm on these golden principles throughout your life. Happy Birthday.

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Happy Birthday To My Wonderful Co-worker. Wishing you all the success and happiness in the world!

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Birthday congratulations to our absolutely terrific colleague. Wishing you and your family the most abundant blessings. Be always happy.

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The warmest birthday greetings to my dear coworker. My work days are more lively and fun with you. Thank you for your cheerfulness. Wishing you only the best in everything that you do.

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In honor of your birthday, our team decided it should be party time. We’ll go out to party while you stay here and handle our deadlines.

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Today is a perfect occasion to say that I truly like sharing my work days with you, my colleague. Your presence somehow makes all the environment more cheerful and comfortable. The greatest wishes on your birthday.

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We are glad that you’re a part of our team. Wishing you the best of blessings and good luck on your birthday.

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Wishing you a great birthday and a memorable year. From all of us.

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You’re such a fabulous co-worker that they could pay me peanuts and I would still want to work with you.

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Today is the day when you should really start living your life to the fullest. Be happy.

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I would take the privilege to tell you that you are a perfect co-worker and a friend. Hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are.

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Happy Birthday to the world’s best coworker. Feel free to send a similar message to me on October 11th when it’s my birthday!Just a quick note to wish you a Happy Birthday. Here’s to a healthy and prosperous year ahead!

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Happy Birthday. You’re not just our co-worker, you’re also a great friend. Here’s hoping this year’s celebration is the sweetest one ever!

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Happy Birthday To My Amazing Co-worker. The meetings, the deadlines and the conference calls can wait. Today is all about celebrating someone very special, who makes coming to work so much fun.

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Dear colleague, your hard work, determination and enthusiasm is a great source of inspiration to everyone of us. Wishing you a wonderful day and prosperous life.

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Happy Birthday. Balloons, cake, lots of fun and laughter. That’s the only way to celebrate a co-worker as awesome as you! Enjoy your special day.

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Happy Birthday. I am so fortunate to have a co-worker and friend as wonderful as you. I hope all your wishes come true today and in the year ahead!

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I have a perfect gift for your birthday – I’ll do one of your not-so-loving work for you. It’s perfect idea, right? Just don’t use my goodness too much.

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This job has tons of benefits and being on a team with you is one of the best ones. Have a great Birthday and a great year ahead.

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Wishing you strength and persistence in reaching all your greatest goals, my colleague. Be happy and have a great celebration.

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Happy Birthday. Here’s to a cool co-worker who means business when it comes to celebrating. Time to kick up your heels and have some fun!

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Wishing you a relaxing birthday and happiness in the year to come.

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Happy birthday to my incredibly awesome colleague. Wishing you a fabulous celebration tonight and sizable promotion this year.

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Happy birthday to my great colleague who makes work more rewarding and to be honest more fun.

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Wishing you the best on your birthday and everything good in the year ahead.

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Wishing you all the happiness you deserve. Have a wonderful birthday!

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I hope you enjoyed this list of funny happy birthday wishes for a coworker to share some celebratory words on their special day.

Sisters can be sweet, quirky, supportive, and fun-loving. They can also be annoying, bossy, nosy, and even downright mean. But at the end of the day, you gotta love your sis because, well, Mom said so.

One of the most obvious (not to mention obligatory) ways to show your sister some love is to send her a message on her birthday. Of course, just as sibling relationships are all over the map, birthday wishes for a sister come in many different forms. To help you find the perfect wording, here’s a big selection of sisterly birthday greetings in a variety of styles.

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