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Wine, an alcoholic beverage that has been known to grace all types of occasions for thousands of years, pairs best with comedy – like compatible bothers, wine and comedy have also always gone hand in hand.
Probably because when you consume a good amount of wine you are bound to act ridiculous. Who knows the reason, or cares!
Over the ages, so many people from different occupations and walks of life have written famous funny wine quotes or told funny jokes about wine. Although sometimes the comments can be on the sarcastic side, they are usually born out of the love the person has for the fermented, satisfying and ever tasty beverage.
Wine, coined from the Latin word vinum, is one of the most common, popular and precious man-made beverages in the world; as with most great discoveries, its origin story has a lot of variations.
In fact, there are about as many variations as there are varietals, based on what region the stories are being told. There are Bordeaux reds and whites, Burgundian reds and whites, Champagne – which is sparkling wine only, Chianti and Sangiovese which are the same grape but made in different regions.
From red to white to rose, grape wine to starch based wine, there is literally an entire world to discover. And don’t forget, fruit wine and Mead are a part of the story too!
There are plenty of opportunities to find interesting, funny or cringey-worthy facts about wine. Whether you love it, or are not into alcohol, fear not – there is even a new trend for making and drinking nonalcoholic wine and wine beverages.
Whichever pick is yours, the main aim is having a good time. You are welcome to come up with funny wine quotes of your own. They could be sarcastic, or best of all funny.
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Wine News & EntertainmentApril 3, 2013 - Updated on September 9th, 2019
Over the last 300 years people have pontificated about wine. From famous artists and politicians to anonymous writings that capture the meaning of wine, here are some of the top funny wine quotes from as early as 1200 to current day. Salut!
“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
“Beer is made by men, wine by God.”
― Martin Luther, circa 1500s
“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields, circa 1930’s
“It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine”
― Brian O’Donnell, Winemaker of Belle Pente, 2013
“Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.”
― Madeline Puckette, 2010
“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
― Rumi, circa 1200’s
“The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.”
― Benjamin Franklin, circa 1700s
“What wine goes with Captain Crunch?”
― George Carlin
“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”
“She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet.”
― Forbes Magazine, May 6, 1996
“My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough Champagne.”
― Robert Noecker
“Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.”
― Basil Fawlty, “Fawlty Towers”
“Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
“Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”
― Joan Collins
“Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
― Paulo Coelho
“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
― Pope John XXIII
“Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.”
― Alexander Fleming
“A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.”
― Kathy Mattea
“We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.”
― Russell Brand, My Booky Wook
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”
― Louis Pasteur
“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”
― Charles Baudelaire, circa 1850s
“Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.”
― Leon Adams, The Commonsense Book of Wine
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Know anyone in your life who is a wine enthusiast? They’re probably the kind of person who has a monthly wine subscription and insists on letting the wine breathe once it’s opened. We all know and love them, but gifts for wine lovers are sometimes a bit of a challenge, especially if you aren’t a self-taught sommelier yourself. Lucky for you we have done the legwork and curated a list of ideas to provide some inspiration.
If you’re thinking about throwing your friend a little birthday bash, awine-tasting party would be perfect. After all, who doesn’t love a good wine and cheese pairing? Party or not, we invite you to explore our list of 30+ perfect gifts for wine drinkers.
Air plants look modern and are easy to take care of which makes them the perfect gift. Create a hanging planter with just a few wine corks, some string and wire. This display will make any room feel light and airy.
Cozying up to the fireplace with a glass of wine and fluffy, plush pillows is every wine-lovers’ dream. Make it a reality by gifting them a custom pillow with a message declaring their love of vino.
Repurpose stemless wine glasses into stylish candle holders that any wine drinker will proudly display. Get creative with spray paint and glue to add special details that speak to the recipient’s personal style, like stars, hearts or polka dots.
Collect corks from finished wine bottles and turn them into a unique way to display special mementos. Simply dye the corks, attach some wire and add a favorite picture using a decorative clothespin.
Whip up a luxurious lip scrub with only four kitchen staples you most likely already have in your pantry— including wine! Package it in a cute airtight container with a nice bow on it for a gift she can use to create her own at-home spa day.
Make pretty (and practical) herb planters out of empty wine bottles. Herbs like basil, thyme and cilantro are great for easy access while cooking. Wine lovers who spend all their time in the kitchen will especially love this thoughtful gift.
Personalized wine gifts are always appreciated. Gift your wine-loving friend their favorite bottle of wine with a personalized label made just for them. Include their name with a special message or a meaningful quote.
Recycle a wine bottle into a beautiful, yet practical citronella candle. This is a great gift for hosts of the annual summer party. Everyone will enjoy the evening without pesky mosquitos crashing the party.
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