21st birthday wishes for my sister

A 21st Birthday is one of the most important milestones in anyone’s life. Turning 21 marks you as an adult. In the United States it allows you to drink, gamble and even buy a gun! Whereas some other countries it is the point where you can vote, get married, adopt a child etc. It’s often seen as officially being the end to childhood as well. So it’s a pretty big deal.

Which means if you know someone about to reach that age then you will want your 21st birthday wishes to be extra special. But don’t worry – whilst knowing what to write in a 21st Birthday card can be tricky it doesn’t have to be. You can let them know how much they’ve grown, how proud you are of them, or just congratulate them on what is a major landmark in their lives.

So use the wording ideas below to give you some inspiration for writing your own message or just copy your favourite and say Happy 21st Birthday in the best way possible.

Happy 21st Birthday Wishes

• Happy 21st Birthday! Watching you grow has been a joy and I can’t wait to see your dreams come true
• Wishing you a wonderful 21st. Enjoy your day
• Wishing you a truly special and memorable 21st. Happy Birthday
• Best wishes on your 21st birthday! Here’s to many more!
• I can’t believe you’re already turning 21! Time really flies. Happy Birthday



• Congratulations on reaching such a huge milestone. The first drink is on me.. the rest are on you though! Happy Birthday
• Happy 21st! Wishing you good health and happiness for the rest of your life
• Happy 21st Birthday! May all your dreams come true and success follow your throughout life
• Here’s to the memories you’ve made and lessons learned in your 21 years, and to all the amazing things that will happen in the next 21. Congratulations and enjoy your day
• Happy 21st Birthday! Wishing you all the best on such a big day
• Happy Birthday! Have a awesome night (if you remember any of it!)
• Wishing you a brilliant 21st Birthday. Have a great day
• May this just be the beginning of an exciting future. Happy 21st
• Here’s to 21 years of fantastic times and wonderful memories. Happy Birthday to an amazing friend
• 21 may not feel young but enjoy it while it lasts! You’ll be 30 in no time and then it really gets rough!
• Huge congratulations on turning 21! You have a lifetime of happiness and success to look forward to
• You’ve already achieved so much in your short 21 years and I know there’s so much more to come. Happy Birthday
• Enjoy your 21st, and also the massive hangover that will accompany it! Happy Birthday
• Happy Birthday. Laugh, love, and love your life like there’s no tomorrow. Enjoy being 21
• Watching you grow into the incredible person you are today has been a privilege. Happy 21st Birthday

Happy 21st Birthday Quotes

You might prefer to use an insightful or wise quote from someone famous regarding turning 21.

• “At twenty-one, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable” – Orson Welles
• “Being 21 isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You have to start buying your own toilet paper” – Melanie White
• “Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life” – Robert Southey
• “It’s your 21’st birthday, now you can do all the things you were already doing, but weren’t supposed to be” – Unknown
• “When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself” – F Scott Fitzgerald
• “Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15” – Unknown
• “Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new” – Sammy Hagar
• “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years” – Mark Twain
• “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely” – Unknown
• “Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty – Coco Chanel
• “We turn not older with years but newer every day” – Emily Dickinson

Funny 21st Birthday Messages

As a 21st birthday is such a big event it means there are lots of jokes you can make regarding it. And what better time for laugher and fun than on a birthday? So try one of these funny wishes and add some hilarity to the day.

• To the most amazing, funny and good looking person I know.. besides myself! Happy 21st Birthday!
• Congratulations on becoming an adult! It’s all down here from now
• Have fun legally losing money to alcohol and gambling. Happy Birthday!
• Starting today, your ID will finally have your own picture! Have a Happy 21st Birthday!
• I just wanted to wish you a very special 21st Birthday. I hope it’s filled with happiness and you’re surrounded by friends and family on your big day
• 21 is the perfect age – all the fun and just a taste of responsibility! I’d be lying if I said wasn’t jealous! Enjoy it while it lasts! Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday! Although by the time you get this maybe I should be wishing you a happy hangover!



• Now you’re 21 you can enjoy your “first” drink. Don’t overdo it though!
• Just because it’s legal now doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. Happy 21st!
• You can officially throw out that fake ID! Happy 21st birthday
• Enjoy being ID’d. Trust me, in a few years time it will be a huge compliment! Happy 21st Birthday
• Happy 21st Birthday! You’re now officially old enough to be asked to buy young people their drinks
• Remember, you don’t have to grow up – you just need to learn how to behave in public. Happy 21st Birthday!
• You’re already halfway to 42. If that’s not enough to make you drink, I don’t know what is!
• Did you know they can legally drink at 18 in Europe? That’s 3 years of drinking you’ve got make up for! Better start today. Happy 21st Birthday

Happy 21st Birthday for Daughter

Wish your daughter an amazing 21st birthday and let her know how special she is to you with one of these messages.

• To my truly amazing daughter who has the power to achieve her dreams and go further than anyone imagined possible. Happy 21st Birthday
• I can’t believe you’re turning 21. It only seems like yesterday you were my little girl. But I’m so proud of you. Happy Birthday to my baby daughter
• You bring me and the whole family such joy. I’m proud to have you as my daughter. Happy 21st Birthday
• We treasure you more than words can say and can’t wait to watch you take on the world. Happy 21st our special daughter
• To our beautiful daughter as she turns 21 – chase your dreams and never give up. You have the ability to achieve whatever you want, and we will always be there to support you. Happy Birthday
• On your 21st Birthday I wanted to let you know how proud I am of the amazing woman you’ve become. You’re an inspiration to us all
• I was blessed with a wonderful daughter and love you more than word could ever express. Happy 21st Birthday
• Happy Birthday my daughter! It seems like 21 years have passed in the blink of an eye. Here’s wishing you many more wonderful years
• Watching you grow into a strong, independent young woman has been the joy of my life. I’m beyond proud of you. Happy Birthday my amazing daughter
• Happy 21st Birthday! Wishing you the best in life as you follow your dreams and go beyond anything we could have imagined for you

Happy 21st Birthday for Son

Let your son know how proud you are of him as he turns 21 and becomes a man.

• Happy 21st Birthday son. Whatever you choose to go on and do with your life we will always be proud of you
• To my very special son – you mean more to me than words can express. Happy 21st Birthday
• To my son who brings joy and laugher the lives of your family. May your special day be filled with joy and happiness. Happy 21st Birthday!
• Happy 21st Birthday to the best son I could have ever imagined
• Today is just the beginning of all the amazing things you’re going to do with your life. Happy 21st Birthday son
• The greatest joy of life has been watching you grow, learn and become the wonderful person that you are today. Happy 21st Birthday!
• Happy 21st Birthday son. May all your dreams come true and this be the start of something magical
• Wishing you so much love and joy on such a big day. Happy Birthday son
• To our one and only son – have a great 21st birthday! Wishing you many wonderful years to come on this day of celebration
• Son, we love you just as much as the day you were born. 21 years later and you still bring us more happiness than we could have ever believed. Have a great birthday

Happy 21st Birthday for Sister

Congratulate a sister on turning 21 with these loving birthday wishes.

• Happy 21st Birthday sister! You’re no longer my baby sis and have grown into an outstanding young woman. Have a great day
• Happy 21st Birthday! I know we argue a lot but you’re my big sister and I still care about you. Have an awesome day, sis
• A big happy 21st to my favourite sister! Have a brilliant day
• 21 Happy Birthday hugs to my big sister. You’re getting old!
• Happy 21st Birthday little sis. You’re all grown up now but that won’t stop me looking out for you. Enjoy your special day
• Happy 21st Birthday sis! Here’s to knowing better, being immature enough to do it anyway, and being good enough not to get caught. May we have many more years of having fun and getting into trouble together
• Happy Birthday sister! Wishing you a day of laughter, happiness and love. May you have many more years to come
• Happy 21st sis! I hope this day is filled with great memories. You deserve to have all your dreams and wishes come true

Happy 21st Birthday for Brother

Use these 21st birthday messages for a brother to show just how important he is in your life.

• Happy 21st Birthday bro! Don’t party too hard!
• I was going to write you a touching message saying how amazing a brother you are.. but then I just decided to buy you a beer instead. Happy 21st Birthday, bro!
• Here’s to celebrating 21 years of an awesome brother! Happy Birthday
• Happy 21st big bro. I’m going to keep reminding you that you’re older than me!
• I’ll be raising my glass to my wonderful brother who turns 21 today! Cheers to you and Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday brother! Have fun tonight but don’t go too wild.. what am
  I saying – you only turn 21 once, go mad!
• Happy 21st Birthday to the best brother in the world
• You’ve always looked out for me and been there when I’ve need you most. Thanks for being such a great brother and have a great birthday

Within the limits of human affection, teasing someone for his or her birthday is quite common. Avoiding any jokes that could hurt the other person’s feelings is not always an easy job, though. This is where our collection of Funny Birthday Wishes comes in. Choosing the right wish for the right beloved person of yours will make them crack and smile and your choice will be appreciated.

There is something for everybody, here: funny birthday messages for friends, family or loved ones are waiting to inspire you and, first of all, make you laugh. Read, choose & share – and you can be sure that a truly funny moment is a real gift in our everyday lives. Why not give it to the ones you love? Somebody’s special day is going to be brighter.

Funny Birthday Wishes for your Friends

• Congratulations! You’re the only person that I don’t need a Facebook reminder to remember their birthday.
• It’s your birthday! To celebrate, let’s grab a bottle of wine and go skinny dipping in our birthday suits. Oh wait…that’s a typical Friday night.
• Happy Birthday! I love having you as a best friend. I get all the benefits of having a sister without having to share your crazy relatives.

• Happy Birthday, Bestie. As your gift, I will continue being the friend your parents wish you never had.
• I’ve stayed in touch all these years because you’re the only one that can handle my excessive displays of sarcasm.
• Congrats on becoming a year older. Wishing you lots of love and hair dye to wash away the new gray hairs. Enjoy your birthday!
• Dear Friend. Have you ever wondered why I’ve kept you around for so long? You know too many of my secrets. Happy Birthday!
• As you reflect on your life, you’ll notice that I’ve been there through every embarrassing, happy, sad, proud, scary, and important moment in your life. Remember that the next time you’re mad at me…because I forgot your birthday gift.

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

• Remember that age is just a number. Well, until you hit 60. Then you’re just really freaking old! Happy Birthday!
• Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake. Happy birthday.
• Warm wishes on your birthday! I didn’t bring a gift, though. I figured it’s payback for all the trouble you’ve gotten me into all these years.
• Happy Birthday! Here’s to me being the wild chick that drove all of your “goody two shoe” friends away.
• Happy Birthday to my best friend. You’re the only person I can tolerate for more than an hour.
• I love you, friend! I’m happy it’s your birthday, but I can’t help admitting that I came mostly for the alcohol.

• You’re getting old but look on the bright side…at least you have a friend like me to keep you hip and trendy. Have a happy birthday!
• I’ll always be the friend that get you out of the trouble that I got you into. Happy Birthday your my partner in crime.
• It’s your birthday so I’ll volunteer to be the designated driver…for once!
• Huge list of funny Birthday Messages and wishes
• You should feel special. I don’t need a calendar reminder to remember your birthday! Enjoy your special day.
• Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
• Happy Birthday, friend! I hope we live long enough to be nursing home roomies.
• Dear Friend. I’m still waiting until the day we become mature adults having intellectually stimulating conversations about grown up things. Until then, we’ll just stick to being 30-year-old clowns.

Happy Birthday, Bestie.

• Happy birthday from the only person who knows your true age. Your secret’s safe with me!
• You may be getting older but that doesn’t mean you have to grow up. Have a fantastic birthday.
• I put on a smile just for you. But the truth is…I hate birthdays! It just reminds me of how old we’re getting.
• Happy Birthday from the friend that taught you everything you know about life. Sorry about the misinformation.
• You are a gorgeous birthday girl! Almost as gorgeous as your best friend! Happy Birthday to you!
• Congratulations on your fifth 25^th birthday! Love always, your awesome friend!
• The first two things I thought about when I realized it was your birthday was cake and alcohol. Does that make me a bad friend?
• Another year older? No way. You’re another year sexier. Happy birthday to you.

• I am so happy that you have managed to make it to this age without too many scars. Let’s add one huge one tonight! Happy Birthday!
• Honesty is the key to any relationship, for that reason I want you to know, you really need to pluck your eyebrows before we go out tonight. Happy Birthday!
• I cant believe how old we are getting! Let’s do something we could only get away with we were teenagers. Let’s stay up until 5 am and get out of bed at 4 pm to pizza for breakfast. If might be the last night you ever have, but it will be a great way to go out with a bang. Happy Birthday!
• Why is it always harder to buy presents for a guy? It might be something to do with the fact that no matter what you get a guy, it’s never going to be better than his Playstation. Happy Birthday!
• To the best friend a guy could hope for, do us all a huge favor and don’t get into any scraps tonight. Do yourself a favor and win the ones you do. Happy Birthday!
• You always backed me up in our fights, helped me move, helped me kick my addictions, and let me know when I was in a bad relationship. Let me return the favor today, and help you pick a good club for us to celebrate in. Happy Birthday!

• It’s not a shame that you are getting older, it’s a glorious thing to be able to say that you have had more birthdays that many people have had sex. Happy Birthday!
• If you don’t get lucky tonight, I guess I will have to take one for the team. Happy Birthday!
• Shall we get drunk and paint the town? Or are you old enough to be past all that now? Happy Birthday!
• One of the many benefits of old age is that you’ll never have to die young.
• Happy Birthday, man, you must be very rich. Look at all the expensive drinks you bought.
• I have great admiration for old people like you. Why? You miraculously graduated school without the help of Google.
• I love attending your birthday bashes. Can you increase your birthdays to two times a year?
• Happy birthday, bro! But you have got to hit the gym to lose some fat.
• I am so proud of your achievements so far. I know it wasn’t easy figuring out where to celebrate your birthday.

• Had the Scriptures not warned us about lying, I’d have advised you to start telling lies about your real age!
• Congratulations on existing before Google and Wikipedia.
• You don’t have to sacrifice so much on your birthday. Just give us water to drink.
• You have broken a record. You appear to have multiple dates of birth. Happy birth day, but stop ageing unnecessarily.
• Birthday boy/girl, congratulations for growing very old. You did such a great a job aging that you deserve an award for that!
• Your mom and dad did well for giving birth to you. You make the world complete with your comic character.
• Wishing a wonderful birthday celebration to a wonderful man/woman who came into this world during the Dark Ages.
• Celebrate this day, knowing that science has proven that celebrating too many birthdays will give you a sh*tload of wrinkles and grey hair.
• Don’t let the fact that your hair is turning white distract you from celebrating your big day. Regardless of where you look at this from, it’s always better having gray hair than no hair at all.
• While you celebrate this day, don’t forget to smile. We want to be sure you are happy.

• In a matter of just two years, you have suddenly grown taller than me. Please be careful, your head might hit the sky next year.
• I even know how to celebrate your birthday more than you. Just wait to see how I will nail the dance challenge.
• On your birthday, I just want to tell you that I love you more than you love yourself.
• My goodness! You can become a president if you really work hard. Look at the unbelievable crowd you have amassed for your birthday bash!
• Don’t let the fact that you’re becoming old upset you. At least you still look younger than your grandparents.
• Hey Dude! Happy birthday. So you think you are celebrating a birthday? Anyway, I wish you good health as you speed towards the grave.
• I wonder what you are actually celebrating? What have you achieved since your bountiful years of existence? Ok, got it. Congratulations for having a child out of wedlock.
• Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s give it up for [Name]! Today, he celebrates an additional year of being a senior bachelor.
• You must be hard-hearted. So you have the guts to be celebrating a birthday when you flopped that math quiz yesterday? Happy birthday, but don’t stop learning.
• You are not the poorest person in the world. Please take us out and let’s go party. We are tired of your selfish excuses.
• I’m sorry I can’t attend your birthday. I have more important things to do such as sleeping and watching the Premier League soccer matches.
• I wish your new age will open your eyes and give you wisdom. Everyone takes undue advantage of you.
• Smile and laugh now, for pretty soon your teeth would disappear!
• With your new age, you have become mature enough; stop being a burden to your parents. You stress them too much.
• Sometimes I can’t help but wonder what motivates you to be celebrating your birthday. Do you really think you are that important on earth?
• I am happy that you listened to my brotherly advice. You would have been celebrating this birthday in a prison yard with your other bad friends.
• Don’t be over-excited on this day, you are about to graduate and face the graduate unemployment disaster in our country.
• It’s now two years since you graduated from the university with a first class degree in sociology. Today, you are still proudly celebrating a jobless birthday. Sorry, I share your frustration.
• Birthday man, you are too silent today. Is everything alright? Stop worrying about the large number of people who gatecrashed this occasion. I will help you sort out the bills.
• Time might be a great healer, but sadly it’s the worst beautician I’ve ever come across. You, my dear friend, are a living testimony to how time sucks as a beautician!
• When I look at the loads of candles on your cake, I fear for the glaciers in the Arctic and Antarctic regions.
• For your birthday party, I brought with me the best gift ever – my amazing presence. Of course you’re welcome.
• If you have never lied about your age, today is the perfect time to start practicing how to do it!
• It’s strange how you are wildly celebrating the day you made your entry into this world when we both know that it was your poor mom who did all the hard work on that day.
• Thanks to the severe heat emanating from your birthday cake, I have a very nasty sunburn.
• For your birthday, I have bought you two amazing gifts you might need soon: a walking stick and false teeth.
• I guess you’ve finally gotten to the age where flowers scare the living life out of you!
• Worried about getting old? Bother no more! The good thing about old age is that it doesn’t last very long.
• If age is just a number, then jail can also be considered to be just a room. Happy birthday all the same.
• Wishing a fabulous birthday celebration to an amazing friend. Thanks for being the strongest sperm!
• What was it like being alive during World War I? Have a great celebration, buddy.

Funny Birthday Wishes for your Sister

• Happy Birthday, Sis! Here’s to sticking by you even though you’re the dork that’s still laughing at the joke five minutes later.
• We’ve shared a room, clothes, toys, friends, and genes. Thank goodness we don’t have to share a birthday! Wishing you a wonderful birthday.
• Happy Birthday, Sister!

Yeah, yeah, happy birthday.

• You’re birthday gift is the privilege of having me as a sister. You’re welcome.
• On your birthday, I have the pleasure of writing all of our cheap siblings’ names on the birthday card, even though I’m the only one who purchased the gift. Yay me!
• Dear Big Sister, I’m glad you’ll always have a head to start over me in our race to old age. Have a spectacular birthday!
• Today is the one day of the year that I am nice to you. Enjoy it because tomorrow I will go back to being the sarcastic, annoying sister that you hate to love!
• Friends are for whenever. Sisters are forever. We have no choice. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for your Brother

• Happy Birthday, Brother. My wish is that you receive all the joy you deserve on your birthday. That wouldn’t amount to very much considering you have a lot of backed up karma heading your way.
• Happy Birthday to the coolest person I know. Second only to me.
• Dear Brother. On your birthday, I would love to tell you how wonderful, charming, kind, and amazing you are. But then I would have to lie. Have a great birthday!
• Bickering with you over the years has become a pastime. Enjoy your birthday!

Happy Birthday to the best brother in the world.

• The next time you are upset with me, remember who changed your dirty diapers when Mom and Dad were away. Happy Birthday, little bro!
• We fight more than we hug but I know it’s just that brotherly tough love. Today is the one day a year I stop to say “I love you.”
• To my brother, thanks for being a brat at the worst moments and the greatest friend at moments I most need it. Happy Birthday.
• Happy Birthday, Big Bro! Thanks for always setting the bar so high…making all of my achievement pale in comparison.
• You’ve always been the brother I’ve look up to…until I realized that I am way cooler than you. Happy Birthday!
• The best part of being a big sister is getting to boss you around when mom’s not around. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday from your little brother. By the way, thanks for setting the bar low, making it easy for me to excel at being the favorite one.
• Your face should be plastered in the dictionary next to “pain in my butt.” But I love you anyway! Happy Birthday.
• Happy Birthday, Little Bro. Here’s to celebrating the day you were born and took away the pleasures of being an only child.
• Never forget how blessed you are to have me as a sister. Have an awesome birthday!
• Birthday Wishes for your Brother
• It’s a good thing birthday wishes don’t come true. If they did, I would be an only child. Happy Birthday to you!
• Dear Brother. Being your sister meant enduring your fart bombs and living in with your messy habits. It wasn’t always easy but there was never a dull moment. Happy Birthday.
• Too many candles on your cake is causing a fire hazard. Congratulations! That means you’re getting too to count. Happy birthday.

Your age today is the new black!

Funny Birthday Wishes for your Boyfriend

• You are like pumpkin pie to me, always welcome and oh so sweet. Happy birthday, honey!
• A little birdie reminded me that today is special. Did you know today is national talking bird day? Just kidding, I know what day it is! Happy birthday to you, dear one!
• I am so happy to be celebrating your birthday with your family. Here’s to hilarious stories and embarrassing antics on your behalf! Happy birthday, sweetheart!
• Hey baby, since it’s your birthday, let’s have a pool party- and while we’re at it don’t bother bringing your bathing suit.
• Dating you is like living in a candy shop- if you were any sweeter I might go into a comma from all the sugar. Happy Birthday, babe.
• Since it’s your birthday I thought I should remind you how lucky you are to have me in your life.

I love you birthday boy.

• If your heart was made of cheese I would wish to be a mouse. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend.
• If you needed someone to love you for life and you payed that lucky someone, I wouldn’t mind working for free. Happy birthday and please consider me for the job. Thanks.If loving you was easy everyone would do it. You’re welcome. Oh, and Happy Birthday.
• My doctor friends have to watch me close these days- when I think of you my heart rate goes up to some really high levels. I think I’m in love. Happy birthday you heart stopper.
• It’s a good thing that you are strong enough to carry me, since you give me weak knees I think you might have to hold me for a while. Happy birthday.
• If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team. Happy birthday, babe.
• Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.
• Well, on your birthday I have good and bad news. The good news is that I will come to visit, but that bad news is that you might be arrested for stealing my heart. Happy  Birthday.
• Sorry babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today- you’ve taken all my breath away. Happy Birthday.
• Birthdays are so overrated. I just wanted an excuse for some birthday cake. But jokes aside, I love you and that’s worth celebrating. Happy birthday!
• Funny Birthday Quotes for My Boyfriend
• Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!
• Dear Boyfriend, If you feel like an old fart, just remember that there is always someone much older than you and much closer to the grave. Have a fantastic birthday, old man!

Happy Birthday, Handsome! from a hot chick 🙂

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• You must have been a really good boy. Karma has brought you to me. Have a really great birthday!
• I can’t find the cake underneath all these candles! Happy Birthday, old man.
• You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.
• To the birthday boy, you’re getting up there in age.  Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy.
• I hope you’re feeling gracious on your birthday, it’s better to be alive than 6 feet under. Happy Birthday to you.
• Happy birthday, honey. I’ll stick around forever… or at least until you stop looking younger than your true age. Stay sexy!
• Congratulations on your 10,950^th days alive. Happy 30^th Birthday, Sweetie!
• Find more wishes here: Funny Birthday Quotes for My Boyfriend
• I’m a jealous girlfriend. You’d better not accept any Happy Birthdays unless they are coming from me.My sweet boyfriend, you are kind, caring, thoughtful, and very attentive. Sorry…I thought today was opposite day! Happy Birthday!
• You always tell me to spend less money. Well, I’ve decided to take your advice. It is reflected in the birthday gift I bought you.
•  I have a very talented boyfriend. Swallowing burgers whole is one of your many natural gifts. So I know that this birthday cake doesn’t stand a chance. Enjoy your birthday!
• Loving you is not always easy, but eating this birthday cake will be. Wishing you a great birthday!
• Birthday presents are overrated. I got you hugs & kisses instead. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Mom

• Happy Birthday, Mom! I didn’t remind my siblings of this day so that I’d look like the better child for remembering your birthday.
• Have a special birthday, Mom! Sorry for the nine months I took over your womb.
• Birthday Wishes for your Mother
• Dear Mom, it’s your birthday. As a gift, I’m going to let you bake me my favorite cake…because it make you happy!
• Happy Birthday, Mom. Wishing you many, many more to come! And I hope you age beautifully and gracefully. Because I have your genes and I will likely follow in your footsteps.
• You are such a great mother. I’ve always wondered how you put up with me all these years and kept your cool. Then I found your wine stash and it all became clear. Happy Birthday!
• Thank you for being the one person I can count on to love me even when I make the dumbest mistakes. Happy Birthday, with all my love.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad

• Well, it’s been said that the older you get, the wiser you get. Well Dad, you must be really, really, really, really wise. Wishing you a great birthday.
• Have an awesome birthday, Dad. No matter how old you get, you will always be the cool dad.
• Dear Dad. I’m sure all those times you yelled at me, grounded me, and took privileges away from me were supposed to teach me lessons and make me a better person. I’m still waiting for that to kick in. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday, Dad!
• Dad, I hope you have a great time celebrating your birthday. Today is the only day a year I let you dance in front of my friends despite the embarrassment that will befall me.
•  Dear Dad. I learned a lot from you over the years. But I bet you never thought the day would come that I would have something to teach you: How to use your smartphone.

Happy Birthday to my funny dad

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband

• My mother and father may have disapproved of us getting married, but that didn’t stop me! Now that you know how stubborn I can be, you best prepare yourself for a lifetime of not getting what you asked for! So you can guess my answer to that “special” birthday request you had. Happy Birthday!
• I do love how you stick to me like glue, it certainly makes it easy for me to keep track of where you are and what you are doing at all times. Happy Birthday!
• I didn’t get you a fancy gift this year, instead I thought it best to go with something sentimental. Remember that time you told me how happy it makes you when I wear red. Well I’ve bought a whole new outfit and accessories in lush red colours. Just for you! Happy Birthday!
• My dearest husband, you protect me, shelter me, feed me and make my life one of pure privilege and security. How can I ever thank you. Here’s an idea, I’ll help you keep healthy so that you can enjoy life to the full for as long as possible! Let’s start by cutting the cake from today! Happy Birthday!
• It’s time for me to start pulling my weight around the house I know. So today for your birthday I’ve cleaned all the rooms and made the house pretty, all for you! So now do your part, get in the kitchen and make us some dinner. Happy Birthday!
• If you can’t beat them, join them. That’s my father’s favorite business strategy, which is partly why we got married in the first place. I’m not afraid to say it to you, because let’s face it, I’m a real catch. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday. love you, babe!

• You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry 4 out of 5 boxes is not bad at all! Happy Birthday!
• When we have children I want them to have your nose, my attitude, your bravery and my legs. Wouldn’t that make the best birthday gift of all! However If too many of those things are missing, we might have to rethink our positions in this relationship. Have a very Happy Birthday!
• It’s your birthday! You possess all of the great qualities in a husband. Did I also mention that it’s opposite day?
• My dear husband, you are loving, thoughtful, considerate and chivalrous. I’ve taught you well! Happy Birthday.
• Original Birthday Quotes for your Husband
• After all these years, you know just the buttons to push to turn me on or drive me crazy. Have a great birthday.
• My darling, my joy, the light of my life and the perfect specimen of a man: God has truly blessed me with such a fine husband, that everyday I feel obliged to thank him for making us meet and fall in love. Without you my glass was empty, and then when I finally had you it became completely full. The kids may be making a mess of things right now, but don’t worry, just a few more years until we are free again. Every year brings us one step closer! Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Wife

• Happy Birthday to the most beautiful, caring, understanding human being on the face of the planet whom I will love and support for the rest of my life… regardless of if I’m allowed to go on that men’s golf outing this weekend…
• You are the nutella to my toast and the ice cream to my apple pie. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife.
• Happy Birthday. I love you more than I love bacon… and that’s a heck of a lot.
• Happy Birthday, my lovely wife! Today is the one day out of the year where I thank God for my mother-in-law.
• Happy Birthday to you! You don’t look a day over…26…22..er…19..?? I love you and your eternal youth! You grow more beautiful with each passing year.

Happy Birthday!

• There are only 2 absolutes in this world. Chuck Norris is the biggest badass in Hollywood and my love for you is infinite. Happy Birthday!
• Happy Birthday to the man of my dreams and the root of my nightmares. Love, your beautiful wife!
• More Birthday Wishes for your wife
• Dear Wife, thanks for sticking with me through the good and the bad. Sorry that it was mostly bad! Love, your wonderful husband.
• Happy Birthday, sweetheart. I’ll wash the dishes for you. Though I can’t guarantee they’ll be 100% clean enough to eat off of.
• I felt like I opened a Wonka bar and found my golden ticket when I met you. Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife. I look forward to the many wonderful, scrumdiddlyumptious years ahead.

Funny Birthday Wishes for 21st Birthday

• I made a sign for your car. Caution! Just made 21. Proceed with care!
• You may be 21 but pretty soon you’ll be pushing 30. Let’s go out and party before all your good looks flee. Happy 21^st birthday!
• I know it’s your 21^st birthday but there’s enough alcohol to go around. Slow down and take it easy. No need to get sloppy drunk. Happy birthday.
• Happy 21^st birthday! I only came to see if you can hold your liquor.

Ηope your birthday rocks!

• Congrats, friend! You beat me in the race to become legal! Now I must watch you sip champagne while I bask in my envy.
• Throw away your fake ID card. You’re actually 21 now! Have fun on your birthday!
• The next best thing after an 18^th birthday is a 21^st birthday. Congratulations to you!
• Shout it from the roof tops. You’re 21 and you’re proud of it! Happy Birthday!
• All good things come to an end. You only have 364 more days to enjoy being 21. Enjoy it while it lasts!

Funny Wishes for 50th Birthday

• 29 years ago you had the time of your life! Now you are turning 50 so don’t think you can drink as much. Happy birthday and have little bit of fun!
• Maybe you are not so fast now, but you sure can have the party of your life. Have a great day and Happy Birthday!
• Today you turn 18 with 32 years of experience! You are like the fine wine that gets more exquisite with age. Happy Birthday and have the best night of your life!
• The only thing that remains the same after all these years is that dry sense of humor. Your hair, your gut, and even your face has changed. Happy birthday, old guy!

You make 50 look good! Happy Birthday.

• You are one 50 year old who is stubborn enough to refuse someone’s offer to give you their seat in the bus. Happy Birthday and always stay young.
• Age is just a number. Pace is something that fades with age. Try to make it on time on your celebration. Happy Birthday!
• The worst thing about your birthday is the fact that the number of candles is going up but the cake keeps shrinking. Happy Birthday and don’t eat all the cake alone!
• Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist. Happy birthday and all the best!
• Looking fifty is great, of course if you are sixty! Have the birthday of your life!
• You are the opposite wine, which gets better with age and time. Happy Birthday!
• Remember how excited you were when you turned 10 years old? Well now you should be 5 times as excited! Happy birthday!
• Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about turning 50. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

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Wow, it’s sister’s birthday and you’re looking for words to tell how much you value and respect her, to show her how awesome she is and how grateful you’ll forever be for having a sister like her. A sister is someone like a mother, she cares for you the same way a mother does and her unending love surpasses all.

The best thing about a sister’s birthday is you’re given the opportunity to show how much you value your relationship with her, how wonderful she has been to you, how you’ve look up to her when mother isn’t around and how she has wipe your tears away. To show this things to your sister on her birthday, we have compiled sweet birthday messages for a sweet sister on her birthday.

Short Birthday Wishes for Your Sister

#1: Sister, you mean everything to me and even more. I feel that I’m one of the luckiest people in the world for having yours! Happy Birthday.

#2: Here’s the most heartfelt wishes for an incredible sister who never fails to annoy and yet surprise me every time. Happy Birthday!

#3: Today is your birthday sister but I feel it is I who is getting a special gift, and that is your love and affection. Happy birthday, dear sister.

#4: Sisters are bound to quarrel and fight but, let there be a truce for this special day as it is your birthday. Love you sis and happy birthday.

#5: Sis; you are loving, strong, gorgeous, caring, and. You are the image of perfection and I envy you. I love you for the person you are. Happy birthday.

#6: I remember when you were brought home as a baby and mum told me that I would love having a little sister. Well, they were right because I adore you. Happy Birthday!

#7: Happy Birthday big sister. You are older than me on this special day and you always will be! I hope you have a wonderful year to come.

#8: Who is a sister? A true sister is the very embodiment of love and care. As you brother I know this is true. Happy birthday sis!

#9: You can always pick your friends but not your family and is feel so lucky and blessed to have a wonderful friend for a sister. Happy birthday.

#10: Happy Birthday sis and on this special day I pray to God to always give you every happiness your heart desires for you deserve it and more.

#11: Dear sister; on your special day I‘d like to wish you a fabulous life full of exciting discoveries and joyful surprises! Happy birthday.

#12: To my little sister, you are the rainbow of my life and I wish you a happy birthday. Enjoy yourself.

#13: Thanks for taking all the good looks in the family- oh and happy birthday sis and have a blast.

#14: Truth be told, it‘s so great to have such an incredible persona as a sister Congratulations on your birthday! Stay cool!

#15: Wishing the coolest sister ever a happy birthday! You always know how to cheer everyone up and make life brighter, love you!

#16: Sis, you are like eating a box of delicious chocolate: sweet, generous and undeniably amazing. Happy birthday my beloved sister.

#17: Dear sis; our parents made us siblings but we became friends on our own. Happy Birthday and I love you sis.

#18: No matter what mischief I get into, you are always there for me in every situation. I love you sis happy birthday, dearest sister!

#19: You are the best friend anyone ever had and I am lucky to have you as a sister. It’s a special day. Happy Birthday, sister!

#20: You are not only my sister, but you are also my friend. I hope you have a wonderful birthday and a happy and prosperous year ahead.

#21: I remember when you were born, and our parents told me that I would love having a little sister. I think that they were right. Happy Birthday!

#23: Happy Birthday to my big sister. You are older than me today, and you always will be! I hope you have a wonderful year to come.

#24: To the person I have played with and fought with, who has been my chief rival and my best friend. I wish you happiness today and always.

#25: To my little sister, I am so proud of the woman that you have become. I hope you have a happy birthday and a wonderful year ahead.

#26: To my big sister, thank you so much for all of your support and your good advice over the years. I love you. Happy birthday!

#27: To my bratty little sister, it seems like you have turned out to be not so bad after all. I really do love you. Happy Birthday!

#28: To my bossy older sister who usually turned out to be right. Thank you so much for helping me and being there for me. Happy Birthday!

#29: You can choose your friends, but you can not choose your sister. Still, if you were not my sister, I would want you to be my friend. Happy Birthday!

#30: You may be a year older today, but you are still not the boss of me. Just kidding! Happy Birthday to you, big sister!

#31: Happy Birthday to my dear, sweet sister. Prayers and blessings for this day and for many years to come. I love you so much.

#32: I am so happy that I have you as my sister. I hope that you have a good birthday and that the year ahead is filled with blessings.

#33: Happy Birthday from someone who knows how old you really are. I will keep your secret, though. Have a good day and a joyful year to come.

#34: Another year has gone by, my dear sister. Even though you are far away, you are always close to my heart. Happy Birthday and blessings for the year ahead.

#35: To my little sister, you keep getting older and taking me with you. I can’t believe that you are already ___. Oh well. Happy Birthday! I love you.

Sweet messages and wishes for a sister

#1: Happy, Happy Birthday sister. I believe this new year of your life will bring forth wonderful things in your life because you are the nicest friend anyone can ever have. I pride in being your bro and will always love you. Happy birthday.

#2: This is to wish a happy birthday to someone who has brought joy and love into not only my life but also a lot of insight and knowledge: Thanks my sister may this special day bring you all your heart’s wishes. Happy birthday.

#3: Friends may come and go throughout my life, but you will always be there for me. I am so grateful that I have a sister as wonderful as you in my life. There is no one I would rather have as a sister than you. Happy birthday sis.

#4: Dear sis; growing up I always looked up to you and adored you and as we grow older, I still do and love you more. Thanks for always showing me to live life in style. Happy birthday to my cool role model!

#5: I am so grateful to have a persona like you for a sister and this is the best gift in my life. Celebrate your birthday in a big way and have fun for you deserve it. You have always deserved the best.

#6: You touch my heart and my life like no one else and you have always been my support system. I’m so proud to be able to celebrate your birthday with you. May you have the best one yet.

#7: To the person I have played with and wrangled with as do all sisters. To one who has been my chief rival and my best friend and cheerleader? I wish you happiness today and may the New Year bring you joy and peace and more love.

#8: Happy birthday sis; Here’s to bigger and brighter years ahead for my best friend and mentor. May your every wishes come true this year and every year after this. May you only experience happiness and love. Happy birthday sister!

#9: Frankly sis; you are everything I strive to be: strong, beautiful, and courageous all in the same package. You remind me in so many ways of our mother and this is the greatest compliment that I can give you my friend.

#10: It’s a rare and indeed precious gift to have a sister as phenomenal as you and for this reason, I will always be grateful. You are kind and your personality oozes warmth that envelopes everyone. I am so lucky to be your sister. Happy birthday sis.

#11: My dear sister; you mean the world to me and I say this from the bottom of my heart. I have to be one of the luckiest people in the world to have you in my life. Enjoy a happy birthday and may this day portend joy and peace in your life.

#12: The most heartfelt birthday greetings to my friend, mentor, and the person whose presence in my everyday life makes it so worth living and special in every way. I love you sis and may you have the best birthday ever.

#13: Dear sister, you’re a great blessing to me and to our family, your unending love and affections is one of those things I cherished about you, on your birthday today I wish you all that you wish yourself. Happy birthday dearest sister.

#14: Dear sister, we might fight for silly things and argue over silly things but I just want to let you know you’re the best sister anyone could ever have. Have a blast on your day. Happy birthday sister.

#15: On your birthday today, I wish you a day of laughter, joy, fulfilled happiness and all goodies you can ever wish for. Happy birthday sister and many happy returns.

#16: If everyone could have a sister like mine, then the world would be a better place to live in, dear sister because of you my life becomes better and I’m forever grateful. Happy birthday dearest sister.

#17: People may come and go but sisters remain forever and I’m glad to have a sister like you and I wouldn’t ask for no one else but you even in another lifetime. Happy birthday my lovely sister.

#18: Dear sister, growing up with you has been fun and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it, the laughter and the memories. Happy birthday sweet sister. I love you.

#19: Sweet sister, during trails you were always there for me, you comforted me when I was sad and gave me reason to smile everyday and today I just want you to have the best of your day, explore and have enough fun. Happy birthday sister.

#20: I call you my role model because I’ve always look up to you, your success and achievements is what I’ll forever respect, I’ve watched your steps closely and I’m trying to emulate you. To one of the greatest woman I know, enjoy your day sis. Happy birthday.

#21: Dear sister you’re simply amazing not only because you cared for me but because you love me like no one else could and I’m lucky to have been loved by a precious person like you. Happy birthday sweet sister.

#22: Dear doll, I’ll always be there when you need me, I’ll always be there when you lost your keys, and I’ll always be at your rescue in every phase of life. Happy birthday sister.

#23: Dear sister, thank you for supporting me and encouraging me, I just want to let you know I really do appreciate everything you’ve done for me and your unfailing love. Happy birthday sister.

#24: Dear sister, I don’t know who to say to make you’ve the most amazing birthday that you deserve but I hope my little text could show you how much you mean to me and how I want you to have an amazing birthday like you are. Happy birthday sis.

#25: Dear sister, this message is to wish you a amazing, bigger and better years ahead, may all of your heart desires comes true and may you continue to enjoy all the good things that comes with life. Happy birthday sister.

#26: Hey pretty, my gifts to you on your birthday today include lots of love, fun, happiness and the joy you can ever wished for, and I hope it meets you in good health dear. Happy birthday pretty sis, have a blast.

#27: You are my sister and my best friend, you are always there for me, supporting me, encouraging me, listening to me and all those other things that sisters do. Happy Birthday Dear sister.

#28: Dear sister, you deserve to be celebrated everyday and your birthday deserves to be a national holiday, because you are a special and you’re a treasure. Have a wonderful birthday sister. Happy birthday dear.

#29: Dear sweet sister, on this special day, I wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and I pray May you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! Happy birthday my lovely sister.

Long Happy Birthday Messages For Sister

#1: Hi sister, you’re privileged to experience another year on earth and you can only be grateful to heaven for that, I’m sending birthday wishes your way for a beautiful year ahead, may your lucky stars continue to shine and make all of your dreams come true. Enjoy your day sis.

#2: Sister, you shine brighter than the sun and more radiant than a diamond, I could easily pick you in a crowd because you’re simply stunning and outstanding. To the only beauty queen I know, I’m wishing you length of years and an amazing birthday. Happy birthday lovely sister.

#3: Hey pretty sis, your birthday comes once in a year, so I want you to make the best of today, play, laugh, love and have all the fun you can today, remember to make this a memorable and amazing day. Happy birthday.

#4: Dear sister, you’re a direct image of myself and you remind me so much of our mother because you’re amazing as she is, loving as she is and caring as she is, on your birthday I pray for length of years for you and more grace. Happy birthday sister.

#5: Dear sis, I’m so glad to have a talented, sweet, crazy, loving, funny, caring ,fantastic and amazing person like you as my sister, you made my childhood a very interesting one and I can only be grateful for that. Have a day as all that I’ve listed. Happy birthday dearest sis.

#6: Dear sister, you’re my strength when I was weak and you light up my life with your warmest smile, no matter how many birthday cake candles you’ve got lit, they’ll never light up my life like you do. Have a wonderful birthday sis. Happy birthday.

#7: Dear sister, today you’re given another opportunity to blow out candles, I’m sure you are grateful because it means another year of joy and greater opportunities for you , make everyday of your life count and enjoy every moment. Happy birthday sweet sister. Love you endlessly.

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