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If you are looking for that perfect funny Christmas message to send, your search ends here. You can find some really funny Christmas wishes here.

The Christmas season is a special time to connect with others and share a time of spirit and love. To spread some holiday cheer and express your sentiments for this special season, here is a look at some amazing Christmas card sayings.

“All our best dreams and hopes rise up on this blessed Holy Day. May yours all come true!”

“As you become busy with the holiday festivities, take time to enjoy those things that are most important.”

“Best wishes for a blessed Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year.”

“Christmas calories don’t count!”

“Christmas is a Claus for celebration.”

“Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.”

“Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; they’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!”

“Faith makes all things possible, hope makes all things work, love makes all things beautiful. . .May you have all three this Christmas!”

“God bless you at Christmas and always.”

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas, let your heart be light.”

“Here’s to a healthy, happy and peaceful New Year.”

“Hot chocolate, presents, candy canes, and family are the things that make Christmas such as special time. Merry Christmas!”

“I hope your holidays are enjoyable and relaxing.”

“I’m glad to have people like you in my life to send Christmas cards. I am truly blessed this Christmas!”

“In warm appreciation of our association during the past year, we extend our very best wishes for a happy holiday season.”

“Is it too late to be good?”

“It’s all fun and games ’till Santa checks the Naughty List.”

“It’s the time of eggnog, candles, cakes, songs, reindeer, carols, laughter – and most importantly LOVE. Merry Christmas.”

“Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness.”

“Lots of Laughter”

“May God’s blessings be yours this Christmas.”

“May God’s love surround you at Christmas time and always.”

“May the closeness of friends and the comfort of home renew your spirits this Christmas.”

“May the coming year bless you with life’s every wealth.”

“May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.”

“May the Holiday Season bring only happiness and joy to you and your loved ones.”

“May you have the gift of faith, the blessing of hope and the peace of His love at Christmas and always.”

“Peace on earth and best wishes throughout the New Year.”

“Season’s Greetings to those we hold dear, from our home to yours, whether far or near.”

“The Magic of Christmas never ends and its greatest of gifts are family and friends.”

“Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a joyful holiday season.”

“Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year. May peace, love and prosperity follow you always.”

“We want to take this opportunity to say Thank You for your Business and Merry Christmas.”

“We’re wishing you a Christmas filled with the warmth of family, friends, and fun.”

“When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!”

“Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks? Because they are Santa’s star bucks.”

“Wishing you a joyous Holiday Season and a happy and prosperous New Year.”

“Wishing you a joyous holiday season and a New Year filled with Peace and Happiness.”

“Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year. Thank you for all of your support this year.”

“Wishing you a Merry Christmas touched with wonder and filled with love.”

“Wishing you all the Hope, Wonder, and Joy that the season can bring!”

“Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity in the coming New Year.”

“Wishing you and yours a wonderful holiday season and all the best in the coming year!”

“Wishing you peace, love and joy this Holiday Season.”

Here are five interesting facts about Christmas you did not know. From the story of the candy cane to old Victorian Christmas ghost stories, check out this fun and entertaining video.

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Are you always stuck on ideas for what to write inside your Christmas cards? We’re the same!

Whether you’re sending a Christmas card out to a load of work colleagues or maybe it’s a special Christmas card for a family member or loved one? Either way, we always purchase a card and then sit there blank minded trying to think of something nice (or horrible) to write inside…

We hope that this Christmas you will be writing something amusing to your recipients instead of something vulgar… Although, something a little rude won’t take things too far…

We all struggle with our Christmas messages, so we thought we would bring together a nice list of some of the best messages you can put in a Christmas card.

Why don’t we start off with the classics?

  • Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
  • Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and happy holidays. (and lots of presents)
  • Hoping you can feel love, joy, and peace this Christmas season.
  • Happy Christmas
  • Merry Christmas with lots of love.
  • The [insert name here] family wishes you and all those close to you a joyous holiday season and a new year filled with happiness

You might be looking at all of these thinking “I have read these messages a hundred times over…”

Exactly, these are considered the boring and generic Christmas wishes. These types of messages make you completely skip the reading just to find out who’s stuffed £10 in the card (if the money didn’t already distract you).

This year we want you guys to be writing the funniest Christmas messages your recipient has ever seen! Make sure they are different and absolutely hilarious!










If you’re going to buy one of our funny Christmas cards, we expect you’ll want the message to be as funny as the card? Why don’t you try a couple of these crackers…?

  • I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU but, I could really do with some money
  • For Christmas, I got you pants with an elastic waistline that you can wear through January. You’re welcome.
  • Christmas is supposed to be a happy time of the year. How can I be happy when I have spent all my money on presents for you?
  • People Say Santa isn’t real, where is the proof that he isn’t?
  • So, it’s Christmas again, another extended holiday to drink as much as you can without worrying about going to work and other things that need your sober attention.
  • I’m trying something new this Christmas. I’m going to wrap myself up and sleep under the Christmas tree, so you’ll finally understand what a gift I am to you.
  • I hope the holidays find you in good spirits! And by spirits, I do mean alcohol.
  • If I had to between you and Santa. I’d probably choose you, only for the fact that it’s extremely weird how some old guy breaks into my house to give me gifts. If he wasn’t old, I’d choose him…

There are some hilarious Christmas wishes you could stick in your Christmas card this year. If you do want to write a nice Christmas message but still include something funny in the card somewhere, why not include a joke?

Get your recipient laughing. If they haven’t already cracked up from the card itself.

Here are a few Christmas jokes you could include to liven it up…

  • What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  • Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
  • Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy.
  • What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.
  • What do you call a singing elf with sideburns? Elfis.

Those are some classic Christmas cracker style jokes you could include in your Christmas cards to get your recipient giggling. All of our Christmas jokes & messages have been pretty PG so far. How about we show you some Rude Christmas jokes & messages? We’ll throw in some of our really rude Christmas cards too…









As for rude Christmas messages let’s go with some offensive ones;

  • Happy Christmas you CUNT/TWAT/SHITFACE/DICKHEAD etc. Let your imagination go wild with this one. Just insert any offensive word after Happy Christmas
  • I hope you get fuck all this Christmas because you don’t deserve anything nice
  • You can’t use Christmas as an excuse for your weight gain because you’re already a fat fuck
  • Sorry your present is shit, I spent all my money on alcohol
  • Santa comes once a year, just like you
  • I hate this day, I only got you a fucking card because you always get me one

If you like those, then you probably have the same sense of humour as us. Although, please be careful what you write to certain people. They may take it very badly. You wouldn’t want to spoil their Christmas.

We’ll end this blog post with a few despicable Christmas jokes. If you see one you like, do not repeat it to your Grandparents or ANY children!

  • Why does Mrs Claus always pray for a white Christmas? Because she is married to a guy who comes once a year.
  •  How does Santa stay STD free? His motto is –  Always Wrap your package before you shove it down a chimney
  • What’s the difference between male & female Snow people? The Snowmen have snowballs
  • Why does Santa go to strip clubs? To visit all his ho ho ho’s

Remember, we have a handwritten card service that helps provide cards & laughs across the land! If you choose the ‘+ Handwrite & Send My Card’ link which is next to every eligible item on its individual listing page you’ll be using our Handwritten Card Service. In the box, you can specify the text you wish us to write in the card you’re buying before adding it to your basket and then we’ll neatly write the card and send it directly to the recipient for you!

We hope you get us writing some belly tickling messages in our handwritten orders!

Our Handwritten card service is extremely useful for if you are running late and wouldn’t have time to write and send the card yourself.

We have hundreds of funny Christmas cards and Rude Christmas cards to match you Christmas messages. Make sure you have a scroll through our wide range.

Until next time!



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Wishing you a wonderful Christmas and happy holidays. I would write something funny to wish you a merry Christmas, but there are some.

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Funny Christmas wishes

Funny Christmas wishes

Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2019!
OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a "train load" of good wishes.
Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
With all the best of food and beer!
Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

Hoping you have a 100% Awesome Christmas 2018!
The goose is getting fat
And gifts are piling up each day;
Enjoy your Christmas time my friend,
May good things come your way!
Christmas is a busy time,
And sometimes gets quite mad.
Relax and have some fun this year,
And things won't be so bad!
Happy Holidays to you! I'm sure Santa knows the difference, but I'll put in a good word for you, just in case. ;)
I wish you a White Christmas! But if your White Wine runs out, drink the Red...

This year you was not good... You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!
It's all fun and games 'till Santa checks the Naughty List... Can't wait to see your gift by Christmas!
How do cats greet each other at Christmas?
A furry Merry Christmas and happy Mew Year!
May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

Funny quotes for christmas greetings

Christmas has been canceled! And it's your fault because I told Santa you had been good and he died laughing!
Greetings from North Pole! Don't be shocked... it's Christmas again!
Happy Holiday Season I wish you all,
Meet your goals and have a ball!
If Christmas is a time of good cheer and generous giving, then remember to smile as you get fleeced on the high street. Enjoy yourself anyway!

Don't forget your list to Santa this Christmas - you'll get more out of him than you'll get from your boss or the government! Have a good one.
Hope your Christmas is out of this world!
His name is Clause. Santa Clause. The Force is with him. And he'll be back!
Christmas comes each time this year -
Relax, enjoy, and have some beer!
May your holidays be like Santa - fat, cheerful and abundant!

I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says "Happy Birthday". So I added wording "to Jesus" on it. Merry Christmas!
Enjoy the lavish food and drink, your tropical holiday and all those wild parties this Christmas. Well, we can all dream at Christmas time!
Wishing you season's eatings and a bloody good New Year!
Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!

More fun words for Christmas

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