20 Inspirational Quotes About Love & Relationships Here are some inspirational quotes and phrases about love and relationships that will help to inspire you to not give up on finding that special Sex & Relationships.
As the wise Bro Henry Louis Mencken once quoted: “Life without sex might be safer, but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.”
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You’re on it, you and I making it out. Or making out..
There are certain things that we can’t do by ourselves.
Never EVER EVER skip your breakfast!
Well, it’s just as simple as “Do unto others what you want others do unto you”
A world without women? Certainly is a pain on each guys ass!
Well, you can also test what’s behind that zipper!
Boobs are still boobs no matter what the size is. Sexy any size.
I just wanna have fun with you, in my bed.
And like infants, they just love to suck it!
I’m the only who can make you out of your mind.
And don’t just touch it, feel it.
If you want to always look better, always go between my legs.
Bad, naughty, dirty, sexy stuffs with you.
Because you’re just too hot to be ignored.
And you look good on me too.
Talking about inappropriate sexy quotes, I know you get what I mean.
And show me only your birthday suit.
She can only show you her dirty secrets in private, only with you.
The right place is right here with me, in my bed.
You’ll get wet outside and inside with these sexy quotes.
Because we’re both too hot!
Please? It will about to explode!
And they love it so much!
Sometimes, spanking is fun!
Do it over and over again!
A great daily workout for everyone of us!
Everything that I licked is mine, would you like a lick?
My lips are lonely too, they’ll be a great match!
Well, it can satisfy both needs!
Yes, it’s hot if you’re inside me.
Because hands can manipulate it.
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Explore 1000 Sex Quotes by authors including Margaret Mead, Jimmy Dean, and Audrey Hepburn at With age comes wisdom and a high sex drive. And the.
EcoSalon’s favorite quotes celebrating sex and sexuality.
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. -Marlene Dietrich
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. -Marge Piercy
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. -Andy Warhol
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. -Isabel Allende
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. -P. J. O’Rourke
I wouldn’t recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they’ve always worked for me. -Hunter S. Thompson
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. -John Barrymore
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? -Rita Rudner
Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime. -George Bernard Shaw
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good. -Woody Allen
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature. -Marilyn Monroe
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain. -Audrey Hepburn
I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. -Groucho Marx
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. -Erica Jong
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute. -Author Unknown
I haven’t trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I’ve never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. -Erma Bombeck
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework. -Bill Cosby
Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they’ve got nothing to worry about. -Beverly Mickins
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t! -George Bernard Shaw
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. -Don Schrader
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. -Woody Allen
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are. -Victor Lownes
Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other. -Marquis de Sade
A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: “because everything does.” -Honor Tracy
An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex. -Aldous Huxley
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. -Robert Byrne
Sex is emotion in motion. -Mae West
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it. -W. C. Fields
Literature – creative literature – unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable. -Gertrude Stein
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. -Henry Louis Mencken
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This post is meant to complement my earlier one commemorating Valentine's Day. Entitled "Love Quotes: The Wisest, Wittiest . . . and Most Cynical," it presented what I thought were the most entertaining--and thought-provoking--quotes available on the topic. Here I attempt to achieve the same thing with the always controversial, ever-intriguing subject of sex.
To me, our culture takes the crucial matter of sex much too seriously. Which reminds me of the humorous (and richly paradoxical) quote from Oscar Wilde: "Life is much too important ever to be taken seriously." So, too, I think it is with sex--obviously of the greatest significance, yet (whether "executed" solo or with a partner) great fun as well. Even when predominantly in the service of lust, it's still a form of pleasure, of play. As such, it's both a welcome and necessary diversion from our everyday chores and obligations.
This is why witty sex quotes--especially those that beguile us into laughing at ourselves--deserve our (at least) "quasi-serious" attention. To maintain our psychological balance, it's essential we let ourselves smile, giggle, and maybe even break up over all the incongruities, inconsistencies, and flat-out contradictions related to what may be our favorite pastime.
After all, what could be healthier than light-heartedly chuckling over our abiding impulses, susceptibilities, and weaknesses? At some level, most of us can appreciate that many comic utterances betray profound truths about ourselves--truths we might not be willing to look at without their being framed humorously. But feeling amused, we may be able to recognize and (however begrudgingly) accept that, overcome by lower instincts and desires, we're quite capable of being like that, talking like that, reacting like that. Our powerful, more animal side can preempt our better judgment or our higher ethical sensibilities.
Here, for example, are two witty (but also rather cutting) examples of how our sexual propensities may disclose things about us that, though comical, are hardly admirable. The first pokes fun at men, the second at women:
"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography." (Robert Byrne)
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." (P. J. O'Rourke)
Anyhow, I hope you'll enjoy these quotations. I assembled them—and as much as possible sought to group them—after reviewing many 100s of witticisms, jokes, puns, and assorted drollery on the subject. Finally, I selected those I felt were "choice," the very best of the lot, while at the same time endeavoring to exclude those that seemed rather tasteless, mean-spirited, or overly derisive. Still, I've little doubt that some readers will see me as failing in my attempts here..
"A dirty book is rarely dusty." ~ Anon.
"Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around." ~ David Lodge
"Familiarity breeds contempt--and children." ~ Mark Twain
"It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins." ~ Chinese Proverb
"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." ~ George Burns
"I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
"I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin." ~ Groucho Marx
"My father told me all about the birds and the bees--the liar. I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one." ~ Bob Hope
"I know nothing about sex, because I was always married." ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Anticipation makes the hard-on longer." ~ Itsby Stevintary
"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on." ~ Anon
"A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are." ~ Victor Lownes
"A nymphomaniac is someone who has more sex than you do." ~ Alfred Kinsey
"Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man." ~ Mignon McLaughlin
"A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: 'because everything does.'" ~ Honor Tracy
"Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact." ~ Marlene Dietrich
"Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands." ~ Jayne Mansfield
"Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions." ~ Aldous Huxley
"Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~ Anon
"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken." ~ Anon
"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults." ~ Gore Vidal
"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex--they should draw the line at goats." ~ Elton John
"My girlfriend said to me in bed last night: 'you're a pervert.' I said, 'That's a big word for a girl of nine.'" ~ Emo Philips
"Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off." ~ Anon
"He in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him." ~ Henry Fielding
"I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her." ~ Anon
"Be naughty--save Santa a trip." ~ Anon
"I think I could fall madly in bed with you." ~ Anon
"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute." ~ Anon
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less." ~ Brendan Francis
"Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable." ~ Lord Chesterfield
"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble." ~ John Barrymore
"When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave." ~ Anon
"Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity." ~ Mignon McLaughlin
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." ~ Aldous Huxley
"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." ~ Billy Joel
"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century, it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure." ~ Thomas Szasz
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." ~ Lily Tomlin
"The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it." ~ Truman Capote
"How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches." ~ Flash Rosenberg
"Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love." ~ Butch Hancock
"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't! ~ George Bernard Shaw
"I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty." ~ John Waters
"Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?" ~Rita Rudner
"The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm." ~Anon
"For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time." ~ Isabel Allende
"I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them." ~ Jay McInerney
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." ~ Billy Crystal
"Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite." ~ Mignon McLaughlin
"Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex." ~ Barbara Cartland
"My wife is a sex object--every time I ask for sex, she objects." ~ Les Dawson
"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? 'Honey, I'm home!'" ~ Ken Hammond
"You know that look women get when they want sex? . . . Me neither." ~ Steve Martin
"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it." ~ Cary Grant
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." ~ Matt Groening
"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." ~ J. Edgar Hoover
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." ~ Anon
"Pornography: That which excites, whether from approval or disapproval." ~ Leonard Rossiter
"My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live." ~Erica Jong
"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." ~ Gloria Leonard
"What's the difference between art and pornography? . . . a government grant! ~ Peter Griffin
"Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand." ~ Angela Lambert
"Pornography is in the loin of the beholder." ~ Charles Rembar
"Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume?" ~ Richard Fleischer
"There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted." ~ Judith Martin, in Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior
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There's no doubt we all seem to spend a good deal of time talking about sex. Case in point: This list of 75 witty, poignant, and just plain famous sex quotes from.
These saucy ladies tell it like it is.
There's nothing quite like watching an empowered woman walk onto a stage, flip caution the bird and spout a hilarious one-liner about sex.
Well look no further — we've compiled 15 of our favorite funny quotes about sex from famous ladies we absolutely ADORE:
"So I'm licking jelly off my boyfriend and all of a sudden, I'm thinking, 'Oh my God, I'm turning into my mother.'"
— Sarah Silverman
"It's work having a vagina. Guys don't think that it's work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn't. Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me."
— Amy Schumer
"As I get older, I just prefer to knit."
― Tracey Ullman
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
― Mae West
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"You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to f**k it."
— Tina Fey
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
― Lily Tomlin
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you."
― Dorothy Parker
"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping."
— Lisa Lampanelli
"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
— Nora Ephron
"I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?"
— Laura Kightlinger
"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people."
— Chelsea Handler
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"The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she's shopping."
— Joan Rivers
"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor."
― Betty Friedan
"Women fake orgasms and men fake finances."
― Suze Orman
"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant."
— Margaret Cho
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got you covered.
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