On your loved one's wedding, send across your blessings and warm wishes from the vast collection of beautiful and apt wedding cards. Congratulate.
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Funny wedding greetings can brighten up the newlyweds’ day and let them know, in a humorous way, that you’re happy for them. Life is too short to take everything dead serious. Weddings are joyous occasions – time to have some fun!
Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss.
Let the fighting commence! Congratulations married couple.
It’s such a blessing to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Congratulations!
It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Let’s get ready to rumble! Congratulations wedding participants.
If it weren’t for marriages, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
We put the party in bridal party — Looking forward to your wedding. The Bridal Party.
There are three rings of marriage that form your gift: the engagement Ring, the wedding Ring, and the suffeRING.
A happy marriage depends on spouses saying this simple phrase, “Yes Dear.”
Congratulations on convincing your lovely bride to settle on you – Beauty and the Beast.
I couldn’t be happier for you signing your life away.
All dressed up and everywhere to go!
Sharing is caring…but sometimes enough is enough.
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Marriage is all about give and take – the more your give, the more he’ll take.
Congrats on your marriage. Just remember, happiness is a very over-rated feeling according to this author.
Marriage is about communication and compromise. She’ll be doing the communication and you’ll be doing the compromise.
More men get food poisoning from wedding cake than any other edible.
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A person is incomplete without a spouse, but you’re finished with one. Happy married life!
If the invitations suddenly disappeared, eloping is an option.
A blind wife and a deaf husband make for an ideal couple.
Your love inspired wedding was a glorious occasion. Congrats.
Your kids grow up and move out. Your husband never does. Just sayin’. Best wishes on your marriage.
Our wedding gift to you is two life preservers.
When two hearts love each other, don’t forget the prenuptial.
Look, I know a good travel agent if either of you changes your mind. If not, have a wonderful wedding!
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Getting married is a two-way street – do all you can to avoid head-on collisions. A life loved is precious.
They say opposites attract – If that’s the case this marriage could last for a very long time. Best wedding wishes.
Before you’re married, you will fall madly in love with each other. After you’re married, you will just be mad at each other. Oh well, best wishes on your wedding.
Marriage: Where “Yes Dear” are the magic words.
What do fun with the boys, out on the town and partying have in common. Three things you won’t be doing after the wedding. Good luck.
“Spending time with friends” will now be a distant memory.
From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money — You sure you want to do this?
Like a well constructed house, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.
Marriage is the equivalent of signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year. Congratulations to a perfect pair.
Getting married is like a class on Shakespeare. You get a little comedy, some romance and a lot of tragedy. Congratulations.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
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Looking forward to the “having” and the “holding.”
Bride: We finish each others — Groom: Sentences!
When you love person, don’t hang wallpaper together.
Our life journey has just begun. Are we there yet?
Wedding Love – Honeymoon Love More!
Eat, drink and be married! Check!
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2 – Card Messages
3 – Marriage Wishes
4 – Funny Wedding Wishes
5 – Religious Greetings
6 – Wedding Quotes
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With wedding season upon us, it's time to start sending out “wedding wishes”. Getting it just right can be tricky.. And so many other messages of.
When two people get married, congratulations are in order. If you’re looking to send the perfect wedding wishes, cards from our varied collection of digital greetings give you plenty of options. From colorful and playful to minimalist and refined, you’ll easily find just the thing that suits the happy couple. Choose from pretty illustrations, witty doodles, and stylish calligraphy by brands such as kate spade new york, Mr. Boddington’s Studio, Red Cap Cards, The New Yorker, and more.
We love wedding congratulations cards with personality, whatever that may be. Want to make them laugh? We have wedding cards with a little sense of humor. Want to make them feel loved? We have ones with heartwarming sentiment, too. Go for artistic drawings of happy couples honeymooning, diamond rings with a bit of shimmer, or celebratory glasses of bubbly. Want to keep it simple? Go with a text-only option that’s straight-to-the-point (but still really nice to look at).
Once you choose the perfect card for the newlyweds, our easy-to-use online design tools can help you craft an accompanying message from you that adds a personal touch to your wedding wishes and congratulations. We start you off with formatting that hits the important notes and wording to get you inspired, but feel free to experiment and show off your creative side to make the card as personal as you wish. Customize the fonts and choose colors for your type, then find the perfect digital backdrop and envelope liner to match your online greeting. It may be a digital delivery, but there’s no need to spare on the thoughtful details—they’re what make your card extra special (and sure to make an impression). Once you’ve finished drafting your wedding card, congratulations and well wishes are just a click away from being delivered to the happy couple’s inbox.
Religion is a powerful element of a wedding that can hold very rich meaning to the parties involved. If you’d like to go the route of a religious greeting, be sure to consider the couple’s beliefs and practices as you do so. Share your blessings in a religious tone that will resonate with the couple, and even share a favorite piece of sacred text or scripture as an enlightening wish for the marriage.
“Thank you for allowing us to bear witness to a beautiful love, and this sacred moment in your lives. May God bless this union!”
“Mazel Tov! Congratulations on a spectacular wedding and a lifetime of love and happiness ahead.”
“Warmest wishes on your big day and as you start a new chapter of life and love together. May Allah grant you wisdom, blessings, and happiness!”
“The two of you are a blessing not only to each other, but to all those around you. Your love ripples out into the world and inspires your friends, family, and community. We are so happy for you and look forward to watching you grow in love as a couple!”
“May God grant you blessings of untold happiness and joy. May you love each other and cherish one another forever!”
You've got one job. Come up with some funny wedding wishes for the card. We' ve got your back. Life is short; have some fun!.
Sincere congratulations on your marriage!
I don't know when I've felt better about two people getting together, and it's plain to see that you love each other deeply. It's wonderful to see how at peace you are with each other.
My prayer for you is that you will be as happy fifty years from now as you are today.
On behalf of the production staff, I want to congratulate you on your marriage.
We haven't had the pleasure of meeting your husband yet, but we are sure that you have made a perfect decision.
Please accept the accompanying gift as our way of wishing you every happiness together forever.
As the Big Day approaches fast, I want to congratulate you and John! You two are great together--obviously in love--and a joy to be around.
We're sending up a little wedding gift. Be sure to open it before you leave on your honeymoon; it will be useful on a vacation.
We couldn't be happier for you. Here's to many happy years together!
We want to congratulate you on your upcoming wedding. It is such a pleasure to see two people marry who are as obviously made for each other as you two are. Here is a little gift we chose to remind you of our love and admiration for you both. We offer you our warmest and best wishes, always.
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