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September 25, 2019 Anniversary Wishes for Wife 5 comments

Fact: Not everybody hearts Valentine's Day. Some of us would rather avoid it altogether — then come out of hiding on February 15 so we can.

Bored of chocolates and roses? Give your relationship a much-needed boost this Valentine’s Day with these unique DIY gifts for him. There’s everything from do-it-yourself candles, homemade crafts, and gifts you won’t be able to find in your local store…

1. Romantic surprise with flour hearts

Create a unique Valentine’s card for the special one in your life this year with these flour hearts. Create the card by cutting out a heart shape on a piece of colored card and add flour for a striking visual effect. You will be amazed to know that this card also doubles up as a super romantic floor art – all thanks to the step where you sprinkle lots of flour on the card using it as stencil, and the cut-out creates a perfect heart-shaped layer of flour on the grass when you remove the sheet of paper. Use the technique to craft a heart loaded pathway that helps him to reach you, or simply let the whole surface scream how much he means to you by working up the hearts all over the grass After all, how about letting him know that he is cherished and loved with every footstep he takes?

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2. A jar of reasons why you love him

Decorate a small glass jar with ribbons, felt hearts, and other decorative items. This unique gift can be added to a shelf as a decorative piece, and can be customized with a personal message from you. How this inspiration by DIY Enthusiasts works up the decor involves wrapping the jar with lots of twine with a black button in the middle. The button keeps a heart-shaped felt cut out in place, while the jar itself houses loads of little pieces of paper. Each of the pieces of folded paper is going to bring a smile to your special one’s face as it explains a reason why you are in love with him. Simply grab some plain paper and write the reasons in bright red paper, folding the sheets and dropping them into the jar. Nothing can be better than expressing everything about him that makes you adore him all by yourself.

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3. Tea bag hearts

Create your own heart-shaped tea bags and present them to your Valentine this year. Use your favorite teas like Early Grey, English Breakfast or Green Tea for an extra sweet treat. To get started, you are going to need coffee filters or fillable tea bags, a thread, a pair of scissors, store-bought tea, colored sheet of paper, a sewing needle, a pencil and a teaspoon. Even that little tag for your tea bag comes with a pretty heart shape and is crafted out of colored paper. The steps of construction are showcased with this super easy pictorial tutorial shared by DIY Enthusiasts. Not only will this gift treat him to his favorite tea flavours every morning, but is also going to remind him of you the moment he grabs that hot cup of beverage before kickstarting his day!

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4. Miniature Valentine’s notebooks

If you’re partner enjoys writing notes, these miniature notebooks will provide the perfect gift this Valentine’s Day. They can be hand-made and attached with decorative elements of your choice for an extra special touch. The key is to bind small rectangular pieces of paper together, further putting cardboard and patterned paper to use for making its cover. While this one goes for a metallic black chain having shiny beads attached at its ends to hang the notebook, you can also craft it into a wonderful keychain. Another great idea is to write your memories shared with him in the pages of the notebook and then present it to him as a surprise. Taking the first glance at these minis, he wouldn’t even know it’s not just another tiny notebook to keep as a memoir or make quick notes, but a beautiful description of the lovely love story the two of you share.

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5. Homemade chocolate cupcakes

These heart-shaped chocolate cupcakes not only show your partner how much you care, but are delicious too. Use your favorite recipes and give to your loved one on the big day. While these cupcakes are a classic dark chocolate moistness that melts in the mouth almost instantly, you can always go for your man’s preferred flavours. Once you bake the cake to perfection, bring out the perfect heart shape with the help of cookie cutters or you can simply pour the cake batter into heart-shaped muffin tins. The icing on the cake here is those adorable cupcake toppers looking like a tiny heart or an arrow, put together using colored paper, toothpicks and some tape. Whip up a batch of these drool-worthy individual treats and let them be your Valentine’s after-dinner dessert, crafted all by yourself – specially for him!

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6. Personalized photo frame

Create a photo frame that you can’t buy in the store. Just use spray paint to create a unique pattern, and include your favorite photo of you as a couple. What the picture frame sports is a huge heart-shaped cut-out having one of your precious memories together as its backdrop. That two-in-one goodness of the frame is totally going to steal his heart – whether it’s that picture housed inside or the exterior that’s a stunning combination of Valentine-perfect colors, i.e. red and white. The striped pattern is a piece of cake to create, calling for just a simple masking of the pattern using some tape and spray paint. For extra touches of beauty, put a string of heart-shaped pattern paper around the frame when you place it on the bed side table, the mantel or the study desk.

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7. Printable bread wrappers

This one-of-a-kind gift can be fun to create if you are a fan of arts and crafts. Design your own Valentine’s-themed bread wrappers and attach them to your partner’s favorite bread for a breakfast that they will never forget…The wrappers reach new levels of awesomeness when they house a loaf of homemade bread oozing with a flavour that delights your man’s taste buds. The key is to wrap the loaf with a cellophane sheet and attach the printable wrappers to it with the help of some clear tape. The below guide by Thirty Handmade Days not only explains the steps to working the wrappers up, but also shares the pretty printables for these Valentine’s Day bread jackets, making it all the way easier for you to forge the project. In fact, these luxurious looking wrappers don’t need to be limited to the occasion itself, you can reuse them for days to come!

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8. Love letters

Are you a fan of embroidery? If so, you will be able to design your very own love letters using back stitching. These love letters are easy to stitch, and can then be framed using a photo frame of your choice. Instead of paper, the letter is drafted on a printed fabric which is wrapped and glued around a cardboard. Speaking of the color scheme, you can either stick to the neutrals such as white and brown as showcased in the guide, or go for much brighter hues to get it all done. Thirty Handmade Days not only explains the technique to make a back stitch, but also takes you through the detailed process to make the design using backstitching, further transforming the letter into a gorgeously framed love message. Capturing letters into frames is surely something not everyone has done, and that’s what makes this inspiration quite an out-of-the-box something!

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9. ‘On The Hour’ gift envelopes

If you’re struggling to think of the perfect gift for your loved one, how about several throughout the day? In fact, you can present envelopes to your partner every 14 hours with these handmade envelopes. Create your own labels to attach to each envelope and organize the gifts throughout the day. Place a lovely card for each of the hour or simply house small gifts in the envelopes, for example small gift cards to his favorite restaurants, book store or a cafe; some romantic love notes; photographs the two of you together; or even little candies. What works as the basis for the organization for the labels is the time of the day when each of the envelope is meant to be presented to him. The labels are 2 inch x 4 inch Avery shipping labels that you can find at any office supply store, plus you have also got an “On The Hour” stickers collection that you can print and use for your very own versions of the envelopes – all shared in the below tutorial by Thirty Handmade Days.

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10. Love potion kits

You can mix up your favorite ‘love potions’ and present them in glass jars that have been decorated with ribbons, bows, straws and other items. And that’s because Valentine’s Day seems to be the most appropriate occasion of the year to cast a magical spell on your special someone. To put the potions together, you are going to need just a handful of readily available supplies including some pomegranate juice,a few glass bottles of 7-up, some mason jar for glasses, a few striped paper straws, a heart ice cube tray, and some printables for Love Potion Kit offered in the incredible guide below by Thirty Handmade Days. I started with a plain wooden crate, available at most craft supply stores. I painted the box red and white using spray paint.  I love adding paper confetti to a wooden crate.

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Find the perfect happy Valentines Day messages! Romantic & funny Valentine messages for boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, friends & Valentine.

28 Funny Valentine's Day Cards For Couples Who Don't Like Sappy Stuff

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Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, it’s too true. Candlelit dinners, walks in the park, boxes of chocolates, heartfelt, thoughtful gifts, even engagements—but some couples don’t roll like that. Some couples keep it real, and keep it funny. Everything else is just too much. This is a list for lighthearted couples who just want to laugh.

I Love You from Top to Bottom

From top to bottom, from morning to night, to the moon and back, and through every room in the house. Every one—including the bathroom. This Valentine’s Day gift will keep things fun and light for you and your sweetheart. Only for couples with a sense of humor!


My Therapy

They tell parents the money they think they’re putting away for college is, in reality, for the future therapy their kids are going to need, because everyone messes up their kids somehow. But what’s a mom to do? Where’s her therapy fund? In a bottle of red wine, duh.


Emergency Bell

No more beating around the bush. No more awkward phone sentences like, “Umm, I was hoping we could have some alone time…” This little bell says “Ring for Sex.” Hopefully for you, it will have your sweetheart running like one of Pavlov’s dogs.

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I Love You Egg Shaper

Ha! Make your honey breakfast in bed this Valentine’s Day and the main course—eggs or pancakes—can come out perfectly heart-shaped with this Teflon mold. It works in any frying pan. If you sweetheart is as pun-nuy as you are, they’ll beat you to the hardy-har-har-hearty breakfast joke.


Beer Love

Psyche! You thought beer was included—no such luck. You provide the beer, the box holds the Valentine’s Day card of your choosing. Our advice: fill the six pack with six different local micro-brews and sample them over a nice Valentine’s Day dinner.


Dirty Dice

You’ve got thirty-sex chances of scoring with these naughty Valentine’s Day dice. So go ahead and Gamble on a night of hot romance! No thinking necessary. The black die has a sexy action written on each side, and the white die has a body part.


Why You’re So Hot

This book give you over a hundred ways to tell your sweetheart they’re the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, the yin to your yang, the jelly to your roll, a real doll, a sweet patootie, a fox, a looker—the choices go on and on. If there’s one day you can get away with cheesy slang, it’s Valentine’s Day.

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Borat Mankini

You know you have the right man for you if he busts out laughing the moment he opens this Valentine’s Day gift. You really know you have the right man if the first thing he does is puts it on and does his best Patrick Swayze for you. Or Channing Tatum, for you young ‘uns out there.


Spider in a Box

This will be funny, but you’re going to have some making up to do after you scare the bejeezus out of your sweetheart with this Valentine’s gift. It looks like a mild-mannered little box of candy. Smile your innocent schoolboy smile, and when she opens it up: SPIDER!!!

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Netflix and Chill?

The Jody Grind, A Bit of Crumpet, Bandicooting, Bakin’ Cookies, Bow-chicka-wow-wow, Dancing in the Sheets, Hibbety-Dibbety, Driving Miss Daisy, Hot Yoga—you know what all these have in common? There’s a new one for a new generation, and this little bear says it loud and proud: Netflix and Chill.


Kama Pootra

Speaking of rating farts on scale of one to ten, we introduce to you the ancient Art of Poo. We’re not talking about a cute little Taoist take on a bear. We’re talkin dookie. Droppin’ the kids off at the pool. This Valentine’s Day, give your sweetheart fifty-two awesome ways to poop.


Porn for Women

Sexist, misogynistic, archaic, and probably totally inappropriate. Sounds like it could be good, huh? This book is filled cover to cover with sexy men doing things like…vacuuming. Washing the dishes. Folding laundry. Saying things like, “Eat more, you look too thin.” Women, prepare to get twitter-pated.


Lipstick Flask

Smash the glass ceiling. Fight for what’s right. Equal pay for equal work! Scan the internet, and you’ll find flasks disguises as all sorts of things. The problem is, they all seem to be geared toward men. This Valentine’s get her a flask—and a place at the boardroom table.

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50 Shades of Brown

Clear the air this Valentine’s Day with this romantic lavatory mist. Because let’s face it: some things about couple-hood nobody tells you. Here’s one—everybody poops, sometimes. Here’s another—even the hottest guy or girl can leave behind a powerful stench. Problem solved.


Inflatable Husband

Guys, if you feel like you’re not living up to her standards this Valentine’s Day, this gift is just what she needs. He’s the perfect man. He’s cute, keeps his mouth shut, doesn’t track mud through the kitchen, and never, ever argues. A woman couldn’t ask for more. Disclaimer: doll is anatomically incomplete.

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Mr. And Mrs. Mugs

Guys, rule # 1: learn it. This one made us LOL, just like the first gift on this list. It’s a set of mugs for a couple who knows their relative places in the grand scheme of things. He’s Mr. Right, of course, or she wouldn’t have married him. And she’s Mrs. Always Right. Just cause.


U Suck iPhone Case

Sarcasm is a crutch that keeps people from expressing true feelings. Screw that—sarcasm is how you feel, but in a quirk of double-irony practiced every day in the modern world, we get to use it to say what we don’t mean. Did you follow that? Then you’ll love this iPhone case.

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Do Not Disturb

Shut up and go away! But really I love you. This sleeping mask tells it like it is. And this Valentine’s Day, you can give her this gift to let her know that you understand exactly what she means when she mumbles and rolls over in bed.


6 Funny DIY Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas


Guys, do you think you can handle an awesome DIY? You bet Jurassic you can. This T-Rex is coming for her heart this Valentine’s Day—and you’re the one who’s gonna make it happen. You only have two stops to make: the toy store and the craft store. Next stop? He heart.

Funny Fortunes

Here’s a funny DIY for either a guy or a gal to make in no time flat: fortune cookies with silly messages inside. Buy the empty cookies, and use the downloadable template for your messages. Or put your brain to work and print up a few of your own.

I Only Have Eyes for You Card

This googly-eye Valentine’s Day card is super easy to make and it’s sure to make your sweetheart giggle. You just need a blank card, a bit of paint, a paintbrush, and some stick on googly eyes from the drugstore. This project will take five minutes. Srsly.


If there’s one person on earth you can bust out your cheesiest jokes on, it’s got to be your sweetheart. And the day that it’s most acceptable? Valentine’s Day, of course. This tutorial shows you how to make an origami unicorn and fix it to a Valentine’s heart.

Love Slime

Eeeeeewwwwww, gross!!! But freaking hilarious. Love has never been this gooey before. Follow the steps to make this dripping heart of love. And please, don’t skip the line you never knew you’d be able to say: “Baby, Slime All Yours!”

Love Bugs

If you liked the spider-in-a-box gift we included on the list above, you’ll die for these love bugs. Just get to the dollar store and find some plastic bugs, head home with some gold paint and maybe a sticker heart or two, and you’ve got a funny and romantic DIY ready for Valentine’s Day.

(Read this next: 21 Funny Valentine’s Day Cards for Your Loved One)

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Funny Valentine's Day Cards For Husband

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If your perfect Valentine's day ideas consist of hating everyone who likes this festivity, then you've clicked on the right post. And it's an even better match if you hate the kitschy side of Valentine's Day, yet like to impress your significant other of how much you don't care about it anyway. In that case, we have a selection of very ironical, deeply sarcastic, totally un-romantic Valentine cards for you to greet your loved one without getting all pukey cute.

Most of us have had enough of the typical Hallmark-style love cards (not that there's anything wrong with them). For couples and romantic singles with a sense of humor or an unconventional approach to romance, there are fun and creative greeting cards like these!

Sure, some of them are not the most romantic greeting cards out there (not that you were looking for one, anyhow), but you've got to give them to the right person for them to be effective. If there's a pant-nullifying Valentine's Day card that you think we've missed, you can add it to this list and vote for your favorite what-you-see-is-what-you-get cards as well!

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Funny Valentine's Card

funny husband valentine

It’s Valentine’s Day, which means that you should dress your kids in red and give them pretzel packs with heart stickers on them to put in their friends’ cubbies. Oh, you also may want to tell your husband that you love him, since, after all, he’s the only other person who cares if you forgot to buy pretzel packs and your kid is going to be a pariah.

Here are some sweet but realistic haikus to tell your husband just what you value about your life together.

1. The Trooper

I still remember

The time you were sick, but still

Cleaned up toddler puke.

2. Let’s Stay In

Date night’s not our style

But I enjoy Scrabble and

Drinking heavily.

3. Dad Bod

You still look handsome

Since you didn’t push people

Out of your body.

4. Genius

Your coworker’s hot

But you pretend she isn’t.

I knew you were smart.

5. Talk Dirty to Me

I like when you say

That I’m the hottest mom in

The whole PTA.

6. Mrs. Passive-Aggressive

You’re really good at

Home improvement projects, so

Do more of them, please.

7. The Promise

When the kids move out

In twelve and a half years, we’ll

Have more sex, promise.

8. Swoon

I thought I loved you

Till I saw you with our kids

Now I love you more.

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These Valentine's Day cards are perfect for boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands and wives who don't like all that mushy-gushy stuff.

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