These funny Valentine's quotes and sayings perfectly sum up both sides of the day. girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!'.
These cute sayings paired with candy, a small toy or little gift would make darling a Valentine’s Day gift. Go to the store and find little something and attach one of the following.
If you can’t get enough ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day you will love browsing through these Valentines Day Ideas. Don’t miss these printable valentines that will help you have darling valentines as easy as one two three! If you love to celebrate Valentine’s Day with crafts these fun Valentine’s Day Crafts will keep you busy!
These Valentine Puns are a fun way to wish someone a Happy Valentine’s Day! It is great to find ways to celebrate this special day. Put any of the sayings on a heart shaped gift tag and attach to the gift.
“You’re the bomb” – a bath bomb
“I like hanging out with you” or “I ‘a-door’ you” – Personalize a doorknob hanger.
“I’m bananas for you” – Provide healthy valentines with bananas or banana bread
“You are one of a kind” – Attach playing cards.
“You pull at my heart!” – How about a shrinky dink zipper pull?
“I think you are purrr-fect!” – Anything with a cat (bookmark, sticker, trinket) would be cute with this saying
“I’m stuck on you!” or “Let’s stick together!” – A great saying for hair clips, magnets or stickers!
“No bones about it you are top dog” – Dog bone shaped sugar cookies would make a cute treat!
“It is ‘ruff’ when you are not around” – Anything with a dog (bookmark, sticker, trinket) would be cute with this saying!
“You wrote the book on being cool!” – package with a purchased or homemade bookmark
“I dig you!” – Package treats with a small plastic shovel.
“I am ‘TOADally’ yours” – Plastic jumping frogs would be cute taped to a card with this saying or make some frog suckers.
“You are a keeper” or“I’m hooked on you” – Pair this with a package of Swedish Fish!
“You rev me up” or I ‘wheelie’ like you! – This saying with a small car would make for a fun valentine!
“I am hog wild for you” -Anything with a pig (bookmark, sticker, trinket) would be cute with this saying!
“You ‘moo-ve’ me!” – Anything with a cow (bookmark, sticker, trinket) would be cute with this saying!
“I would ‘quack’ up without you” – A small rubber ducky would be fun with this saying attached to it’s neck!
“I’m your number one fan” or “I am your biggest fan, or “you blow me away!” – A paper fan or A battery operated personal fan
“You blow me away” – Blow Pop sucker
“You are the apple of my eye” – Apples
“You really measure up” or “You rule!” – Ruler or measuring tape
“I’d SNAP at the chance to be your Valentine” – plastic toy alligator, bang snaps or how about an alligator pillow box
“You are the highlight of my life” – highlighter pen
“I like you ‘beary’ much!” – Teddy Grahams or gummy bears
“You are o’fish’ally awesome” or “You’re a great catch – Goldfish crackers
“You are a winner” – A purchased lottery ticket or a homemade scratch-off lottery ticket.
“I am stuck on you” – Glue or Stickers
“I am stuck on you” or “I ‘chew’s you Valentine” Gum
“You are EXTRA special to me” – Extra Gum
“You are out of this world!” – Orbit Gum
“I have my eye on you” fun glasses or magnifying glass
“I am buggy for you!” – some plastic bugs or a lady bug Valentine.
“You are a cut above the rest!” Scissors or cookie cutter
“You melt my heart” Hot Chocolate and marshmallows
“You mean the world to me” Map
“I think you’re aMAZINGing” book of mazes
“You are the icing on the cake” Cake or cupcakes
“You rate sky high with me” – an airplane or a handmade whirly gig
“You take the cake” – Cake or cupcakes
“You make my heart bounce” – super balls
“I ‘wheelie’ like you!” – a toy car
“I am fortunate to have you” – Fortune Cookies (you can even make homemade fortune cookies)
“I like the way you roll” – toy car, Tootsie Rolls or Rolos
“I have a CRUSH on you” – Orange Crush Pop
“You are ‘SUMbody’ special!” – An inexpensive calculator from the $$ store would be a useful gift!
“You are just ‘write’ for me!” – A pencil or pen is always an appreciated gift!
“My heart ‘beats’ for you!” – a play drum or drum recycled candy containers
‘Donut’ you know I love you! – Donuts
“Our love was ‘mint’ to be” – Mints
“You rock!” or “Have a blast” or “You are a blast” – Who doesn’t love pop rocks candy!
“You are as cute as a button!” – button bookmark, button bracelet or button-shaped cookies or candy would be cute clipped to a card with this saying
“You are a hottie” – Hot Tamale candy
“LIB it up this Valentine’s Day” or ” I am MAD about you Valentine” – A book of Mad Libs
“I’d always pick you” – a bouquet of flowers
“I treasure your friendship” – Hershey’s Treasures Candy
I have used the cute puns above and created gift tags for 50 classroom Valentines. All you need to do is go to the store and see what little trinkets, candy or food you can find and then just attach the little gift tag. There are 12 of the same tag on each page. So if you are needing cute Valentines for classroom parties or a crowd. I have taken the work out of it for you. For only $3.95 you can download 50 yes that’s right FIFTY pages of Valentines. I have used all the cute sayings above!
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I am a fan of puntastic saying. These gift tags can be paired with a small gift. Just print and attach. 50 tags to choose from!
Want larger gift tags? Try 50 Puntastic Valentine Gift Tags. I hope the cute tags make gift giving super easy!
If you prefer FREE and looking for clever Valentines you just need to print? These free Valentine cards are sure to be a hit. Many you attach a small gift to make it extra fun.
If you love sweet sayings and quotes you might like these 30 Happy Valentine’s Day Quotes. They are fun to share with friends and the person you are sharing the rest of your life with. You will find quotes from Dr Seuss to Charles M Schulz. When you find one special person you want to let them know!
Fact: Not everybody hearts Valentine's Day. Some of us would rather avoid it altogether — then come out of hiding on February 15 so we can.
80. Crayons:You color my world, Valentine!
81. Ruler: You rule, Valentine
82. Highlighter:You’re the highlight of my day!
83. Glue: Let’s stick together
84. Pen/ Pencil: You’re just write for me
If you are looking for more healthy Valentine snacks, here are 63 more ideas:
For even more candy puns and cute sayings, check out the Share the Love Series of the past:
If you have any other clever Valentine sayings to add to the list, leave it in the comments for everyone to see! Happy heart day, y’all!
Happy Valentine’s day to all lovers & couples. We share the best Happy Valentine images, valentine’s day pictures, and valentine images with quotes. We wish you a romantic and happy Valentine with your love ♥
I want you in every way. I want you to be with me every single day. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever. BE My Valentine!
I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you.
Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts. – Anonymous
I just wanted to tell you, on this very special Valentine’s Day: I’m exceptionally thankful you lowered your standards enough to date me.
I have one wish for Valentine’s Day. I want you wrapped up in a big bow. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I asked God for a flower, he gave me a bouquet
I asked God for a minute, he gave me a day
I asked God for true love, he gave me that too
I asked for an angel and he gave me you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, no one can ever tear them apart.
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
I don’t just love you. I love that I get to have you as my Valentine. Happy Valentine’s Day!
You are my heart, my soul, my treasure,
My today, my tomorrow, my forever,
My everything!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
God has created you only for me, because he knows no one can love you more than me! Happy Valentine’s Day!
Your eyes, your smile.
Your touch, your kiss.
Your promise, your words.
Our everlasting bliss.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I am wondering how I got so lucky to have you as a girlfriend. Happy Valentine’s Day!
I cherish every minute that I spend with you! And I am so blessed that I can. Happy Valentine’s Day!
If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree.
I loved you when the sun set yesterday, I love you when the moon comes tonight and I will love you when the sun rises tomorrow. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
I was reborn when you first kissed me. Part of me died when you left me. But now I still live, waiting for the day you return to me.
I Love my eyes when u look into them; I Love my name when you say it; I Love my heart
when you love it; I Love my life when you are in it. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Happy Valentine’s Day to the sweetest valentine I could want. You are my sweetheart, and I am glad you’re mine.
I prayed for God to send me someone truly amazing. He heard my prayer, and I am so thankful that He chose to send you. You are truly heaven sent. Happy Valentine’s day!
I hope for Valentine’s Day, people write letters by hand , even ungrammatical, with erasures and burnt edges with a lighter. Not insignificant messages that light up on the screen of a mobile whatsoever. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Sweeter than chocolates, Sweeter than wind, Sweeter than just about everything, You are my Valentine, Happy I Love You Day.
May this Valentine bless us with the Cupid of love and the warmth of romance. Happy Valentine’s Day Honey!
May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Every time I see you, I feel a little flame in my heart that lights up because… I LOVE YOU!
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It still seems like magic every time I remember how love softly touched our hearts bringing them together. Happy Valentine’s Day.
I feel the happiest when I think about you coz I love you.Happy Valentine’s Day!
My love for you is proved by the romance and care we both share. You are my someone special and I hope I never lose you. Happy Valentine’s day!
Valentine hearts beat more passionately than everyday hearts.
The day we met is a day I will cherish until the end of time. I have never felt as happy as I do when you are by my side.
Valentine’s Day is much more fun when I get to spend it with you.Happy Valentine’s Day!
I do not think often, I do not think much, but when I do, I think only of you.Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. Happy Valentine’s Day, my love.
I am lucky to have a girlfriend who is beautiful, fun, smart, and crazy enough to go out with me.Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise atfirst, but keeps you warm for a long time.Happy Valentine’s Day!
Love is too weak a word for what I feel for you. One life is too small a time to express how madly I am in love with you. Happy Valentine Honey!
God has created you only for me, because he knows no one can love you more than me!Happy Valentine’s Day!
I consider myself to be the luckiest woman on this Earth and it’s only because I have found the most precious jewel in this world. It’s you, my love. Happy Valentine!
Valentine’s Day just be yourself. Someone will find your uniqueness attractive.
As busy as we get, we need to be reminded that we are still sweethearts. Valentine’s Day is a good day for me to stop and realize how wonderful you make me feel. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then never hurts. – Charles M. Schulz
Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. – Mother Theresa
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Falling in love is so hard on the knees. – Aerosmith
We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and then when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
Love is a friendship set to music. – E. Joseph Cossman
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Love is friendship that has caught fire.
Love is all around us. – Love, Actually
Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the Hell out of you. – Dolly Parton
Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another. – Thomas Merton
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward in the same direction. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk. – William Shakespeare
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You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss
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This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. – Rumi
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Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. – Robert Browning
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein
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I know I found the one whom my soul loves. – Song of Solomon 3:4
I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart) – E. E. Cummings
Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. – Bruce Lee
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True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away. -Alicia Barnhart
Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart. – Kay Knudsen
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. – Alexander Smith
For you see, each day I love you more today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. – Rosemonde Gerard
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another. – Thomas Merton
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. – Helen Keller
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. – Maya Angelou
Love is not an exam to pass or fail, Love is not a competition to win or loss, but love is a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself…
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you.
Love is a miracle, sweet as can be, That will always remain a complete mystery. For though it is something that’s centuries old It cannot be purchased for silver or gold.
A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. – Frank Morgan
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. – William Shakespeare
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him,
Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.
Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. – Audre Lorde
Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. – Ben Hecht
You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live without.
The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. Forever yours!
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.
Be My Valentine, My Love
Be my Valentine, my love,
As I will be for you,
And we will love the whole day long,
And love our whole lives through.
For love has no parameters
And does not end with time,
But is the gift of paradise,
A pinch of the sublime.
So let us take this holiday
To resubmit our love
To those within that know no sin
And with the angels move.
Happy Valentine, My Love
Happy Valentine, my love!
All my love is yours.
Praised be love that brings us home,
Pilgrims to these shores.
Yearnings here find harborage;
Vanities, sly smiles.
All that righteous anger rends,
Love here reconciles.
Even in the darkness where
No bitterness finds rest,
Thoughts of you are like a dawn
Intent on happiness.
Nor would I have so light a heart
Except that I am blessed!
Valentine’s A Day to Say, “I Love You”
Valentine’s a day to say, “I love you,”
A ritual that stages something real,
Letting out the truth of what I feel
Even as I think it often of you.
Nor could I with such grace without this day
Tell you that I’m grateful that I have you,
Impress upon you just how much I need you,
Needing such a frame for what I say
Even as I would my heart reveal.
To My Valentine, with All My Love
To my Valentine, with all my love,
Of whom I cannot say enough in praise:
May my love for you sufficient prove,
Yearning to redeem your caustic days.
Vortices within may drag you down.
Anchor, then, in my serenity.
Love saves some who otherwise might drown,
Embarked alone upon their Galilee.
Nor should you deem your own love not enough
To be the chapel to which I retreat
In search of a pavilion for my pain.
No love is love unless it be a seat
Enchanted, where a stone might weep again.
Who do you want to say Happy Valentine’s Day to?
Saying Images
You can take this day to wish someone special in your life a happy valentine. You know your friend better, there is that message you would like.
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'Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.'
For each February 14th The Washington Post newspaper holds a Valentine's Day competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but.... The least romantic second line. Will and Guy bring you their ditties:
1) Constance
There was a young lady named Constance,
From boys she wouldn't stand any nonsense.
If her partners grew deft
She would lead with her left;
The results would not weigh on her conscience.
2) The Old Man of Lyme
There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time
When asked, 'Why a third?'
He replied, 'One's absurd!
And bigamy, Sir, is a crime.'
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