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Birthdays are a special time. We all have them. Some of us look forward to them, some of us don’t. For some, it’s a reminder of how old we are getting, but if we look at the brighter side of the coin we can see it as a celebration: a time to hang out with family and friends, and just chill. Let’s look on the bright side and see the many ways that we can wish someone a Happy Birthday. Make it fun and exciting. Something unique. Something no one else would do. Here are some helpful tips for different messages. Share the funniest and most hilarious Happy Birthday wishes with your friends and family and put a big smile on their faces.

100+ Birthday Wishes to Write in a Funny Birthday Card

  • On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
  • You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
  • In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
  • What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, my friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relive our “glory days” go out and inflict further damage to our livers, shall we? We’re still young aren’t we, my friend? Now, get your orthopedic shoes on and let’s dance!
  • It’s better to live a life that is short, but memorable than to live for a thousand years. Yet, the way your life has been progressing, you seem to be going for both! Happy birthday my friend!
  • They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. Yet, we still keep on doing the same stupid things we were doing as kids. So I guess we are the exception to that rule. Happy birthday, pal!
  • In this short lifespan we have, time runs out faster than a birthday cake on a candy lovers birthday. So you have to make sure to enjoy whatever little there is of it left! Happy birthday!
  • You know you are getting old when your lungs are not strong enough to blow all of your birthday candles! Happy birthday!
  • If walking up the stairs to your apartment tonight seems tiring, then you know that this birthday is the sign that you are getting old. Happy birthday!
  • If reading this message required you to go fetch your glasses, then I have sad news for you. You are old! Happy birthday!
  • Thank god you were good at math when you were young! Because you are going to need amazing addition skills to calculate your age now! Happy birthday!
  • You should probably enjoy this year’s birthday cake. It may actually be the last one you eat with your own teeth! Happy birthday!
  • Don’t consider the fact you are getting old a bad thing. I mean, how many people have you met that can beat you up with their own walking stick if you insult them? If anything, you’re just cooler than ever before! Happy birthday!
  • I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.

 

  • Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year let’s commit to losing 20 pounds — AFTER the cake, of course!
  • Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. You look like a bestie, and you act like one too!
  • Roses are red, ocean’s are blue, let’s do a best friend trip — Caribbean will do!
  • You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
  • For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
  • I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
  • Like good wine, you get better with the years.
  • I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
  • Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!
  • May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!
  • The key to staying young is complete and total denial of the aging process. Besides, if YOU’RE getting older, I must be getting older too, and THAT ain’t happenin’ sista-friend! (Happy Birthday)
  • My life is experiencing a serious dearth in FUN these days. What say we paint the town for your birthday? Yup, that’s us — two friends partying the night away with the “A-listers” for your birthday! (Let’s at least do PJ’s and a movie).
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  • People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.
  • Remember when one of us had a birthday and we’d party like rock stars? Me neither. Just in case, I’ve talked to your other friends, and they’ve agreed NOT to post your birthday party online. I’ve made no such promise.
  • Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!
  • Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!
  • Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!
  • I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!
  • Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!
  • You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.
  • This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!
  • I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!
  • Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!
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  • May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!
  • Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.
  • Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But than again, we would need to narrow that down a bit.
  • Wishing you a wonderful special day. I bought you a special gift this year….a cane
  • I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here.

 

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The Funniest Birthday Wishes Ever

  • I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.
  • Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!
  • Your how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!
  • I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.
  • You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older!
  • I picked out your coffin on the way here.
  • Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!
  • You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!
  • Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!
  • God you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday
  • Don’t worry, my friend…you’re not old until you hear your Dad’s voice coming out of your mouth. Seriously, stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about. Now, eat your birthday cake — there are starving children in China!
  • Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.
  • I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.
  • Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.
  • We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.
  • Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!
  • Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!
  • I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.
  • I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately fell down the hole down with it.
  • Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.
  • You by passed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.
  • I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately your neighbor won’t leave his wife.
  • Best wishes on your day, better you than me.
  •  How about I just give you cash and we call it even?
  • I just re wrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.
  • What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!
  • I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.
  • Wishes comes and go, but age sticks with you!
  • I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the amount of years on you I feel that is not a possibility.
  • Your age should be in the Book of Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.
  • This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!

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Why are funny birthday messages so popular? Perhaps it’s because laughter is the greatest gift you can give someone.

Also, it’s cheaper than sending a present.

That said, using humor to wish someone a happy birthday comes with certain pitfalls. You could offend someone who’s sensitive about their age. You could crack a joke that’s inappropriate for the situation. Worst of all, you could send a funny birthday wish that simply isn’t funny.

To help you avoid those perils, we’ve put together this gigantic list of funny birthday wishes. We’ve divided them into different categories, so you can find a message aimed directly at the funny bone of the birthday girl or boy.

Getting Older | Overindulging | For Men | For Women | Miscellaneous

Getting Older

By far the most common type of funny birthday wish is the one that makes fun of the person’s age. Here are some hilarious examples.

  • You’re still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!
  • Another birthday? You’re going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!
  • Don’t fret over another birthday. You were already old.
  • Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be REDACTED years old?
  • Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that you’re older than me.
  • Don’t worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.
  • Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.
  • Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!
  • Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.
  • Happy Birthday! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but you’re still looking good!
  • You look great for your age. Happy [age + 10] Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday! Don’t hurt yourself blowing out all those candles!
  • Don’t worry about turning a year older. Pretty soon you won’t be able to remember your age anyway.
  • It’s your birthday! This is a big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is a big one!
  • I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk I’d sniff you before pouring you on my cereal.
  • Happy Birthday! For everyone’s safety, please skip the candles this year.

Overindulging

Here are some humorous birthday wishes that focus on drinking and other indulgences.

  • May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide.
  • May you have loads of fun on your birthday. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine!
  • Hope you have a wild time tonight. Just keep in mind that “It was my birthday” is not an actual legal defense.
  • I hope your birthday celebration is full of many memorable moments, and that you can actually remember some of them the next day.
  • Follow These Steps: 1) Eat cake. 2) Get drunk. 3) Have hot sex. 4) Repeat until you’ve had a Happy Birthday.
  • It’s your birthday? As if you needed an excuse to act irresponsibly!
  • Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you can’t party all you want on your birthday. Of course, getting up the next morning may be a problem.
  • It’s your birthday! Time to drink beer and eat sheet cake until you barf.
  • At last you’ve reached an age where it’s time to eat healthy, exercise, and limit your consumption of alcohol. (Are you laughing yet? This is the funniest birthday wish I could think of.)
  • Happy Birthday! If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. At your age, it could go either way.
  • Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don’t forget to delete the incriminating ones!

For Men

Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy.

  • Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… or acting it!
  • Happy Birthday! Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds.
  • Happy Birthday to a guy who’s witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!
  • Happy Birthday! Don’t worry – I would never make fun of your age. You might hit me with your walking cane!
  • Sure, you’ve got more wrinkles, less hair, and your balls are sagging ever closer to your knees, but… eh, I got nothin’. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, man! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack.

For more humorous birthday wishes for him, see this list of ways to say “Happy Birthday, old man.”

For Women

Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady.

  • Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!
  • Happy Birthday to someone who’s an even bigger diva than me!
  • Remember: It’s better to be a year older than a month late. Happy Birthday!
  • It’s your birthday! Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass!
  • Happy Birthday, lady! You keep looking young, and I’ll keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Deal?

For a different type of birthday wish for a woman in your life, see these “Happy Birthday, beautiful” messages.

More Funny Birthday Wishes

Finally, here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someone’s face.

  • I didn’t get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media.
  • Congrats on escaping the womb many years ago.
  • Happy Birthday to someone who’s not completely annoying most of the time.
  • Happy Birthday! I totally would have remembered without Facebook’s help.
  • I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift.
  • Congrats on avoiding death’s clutches for another year.
  • Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that you’ve managed to survive this long.

Want even more ideas? For corny wordplay, nothing holds a candle to these birthday puns.

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Whether it is the birthday of a friend, sibling or relative, the best way you can wish them is through a combination of magical words. People tend to love everything that makes them laugh, be it a joke, quote or person and so we have a list of funny birthday wishes that will help you greet the birthday boy or girl in a humorous way. Despite the fact that a surprise party and gifts are important to make a person feel good on his/her birthday, but have you ever thought making someone feel special rather than just good on this great day? Funny Birthday wishes create a different kind of impact that is matchless and if the wish makes the person laugh, it definitely remains memorable.

One of the most difficult tasks in this world is to make someone laugh and here we have a ton of funny birthday wishes that may not make the birthday boy or girl burst into laugh but will create a mixture of emotional and comedy impact. This will make your wish stand out from other people who would be using typical birthday wishes. If you use these wishes creatively in a humorous manner, it could create a great impact.

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Top Funny Birthday Wishes – Funny Birthday Greetings :

  •  Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
  • For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
  •  I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.
  •  Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

20 Funny Birthday Wishes and Greetings – Happy Birthday Wishes

1: ) Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.

2: ) At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

3: ) Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

4: ) Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

5: ) 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

6: ) It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

7: ) Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

8: ) It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?

9: ) Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

10: ) Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?

11: ) You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

12: ) Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.”

13: ) On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

14: ) It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

15: ) See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

16: ) Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.

17: ) May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!

18: ) No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.

19: ) Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

20: ) It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

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21: ) You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!

22: ) May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

23: ) Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

24: ) Jack Benny said, “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” But in your case, I think it matters; it matters a LOT!

25: ) Like good wine, you get better with the years.

26: ) Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest

27: ) Happy birthday. At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.

28: ) I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

29: ) Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

30: ) In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

31: ) If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them! Happy birthday!

32: ) So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

33: ) People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.

34: ) I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”

35: ) So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

36: ) Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

37: ) Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!

38: ) It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

39: ) The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

40: ) It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday! Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your moth

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41: ) Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?

42: ) What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!

43: ) Happy birthday! Considering all the candles on your cake, I hope you remembered to top up your fire insurance.

44: ) You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.

45: ) Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

46: ) Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!

47: ) Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

48: ) It’s your birthday. Have a buffet cake night and eat as much as you can.

49: ) People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

50: ) In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

51) Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.

52) Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and fewer hairs on your head!

53) I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

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